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And you moved to Miami for a week and then moved back. Well, I got kicked out of Miami because I went to 11 and I took off all my clothes. That was really weird. But I thought that was a vibe. I haven't really partaken in club culture, so I always assumed it was like kind of the thing is you go and you get drunk and then you take all your clothes off. And also the bathroom line was really long and I did piss in the booth me and my friends got.
But again, if I'm paying for a booth, why can't I piss in the booth? Why don't you just piss on the floor? Piss on the floor. What's up? Like literally nothing. Oh, Drew on the last episode made fun of me for making the kitchen dirty. I came back and there was mold in the dishwasher and I'm going to insert the picture and I don't want to know his defense. It's just crazy because like to get online and say that I'm dirty and that I leave the kitchen dirty. It was your dishes. I did all of your dishes. I did all of your dishes.
I loaded it up and then I took those dishes out. Those were Josh's fucking dishes. I put them in there. I started the dishwasher. The thing didn't open because I didn't close it right or whatever. You gave me the tutorial, but I did three loads of your dishes. So that's crazy because I didn't leave more.
in my dishes so you you put you did actually you did in the sink when i was pouring out your six month old coffee cups globs of gum oh my god okay also they're not that old hello actually they are pretty old because like i feel like oat milk and almond milk take longer to curdle over than regular milk and it is really gross i don't know if anybody has borax free slime tutorial and it's just literally leave
almond milk in a mug in your sink that is so bad because it is disgusting like it is discussing the texture it becomes also i don't know if anybody else has experienced this because like obviously growing up drinking expired milk classic drinking expired almond milk
Like obviously nothing expired and curdled is good, but expired almond milk literally tastes like acetone. Like a tampon was resting in acetone, but like a clean tampon, like all the things that they fear monger me about what's in the tampons and what's going in my bloodstream. It literally feels like they put a cup of acetone with a bit of almond milk. That's what rotted almond milk. Bleach free tampons.
There is no such thing as bleach-free tampons. I actually don't know that. I take that back. I think the ones you use that come in that, like, plastic container, I think those say bleach-free on it. Yeah, the ones I usually buy technically bleach-free, but, like, I just don't believe it. Like, I'm just like...
How this tampon so clean though. What are tampons? It's literally like wadded up cotton. I'm pretty sure. But I listen, I'm not the right person. I've never thought about what I'm putting in. I just put it in. I was told put it in and I'm like, okay, I'll put it in like easy. There's a hole there for put it in, put it in, put it in. You know, a lot of girls growing up. It's Miss Rachel. Oh,
I've never seen this, Rachel, because I don't have the kind of family that watches what their kids have. I have the kind of family that puts an iPad in a kid's face and it's not YouTube kids. And they just watch like people dying on Instagram. Yeah, they just watch absolutely whatever comes up. I saw recently this woman talking to her kid and talking about how he was accidentally on the regular YouTube app and not the YouTube kids app. And that greened me out because I don't think any child in my family even knows that there is a YouTube for kids. Like they just know what YouTube looks like.
Because I feel like also most parents don't even think about YouTube for kids. What's on there? I think my niece uses regular YouTube too. And I scrolled through her feed one time. Mind you, she's...
starting pre-k this year and it was the most rotted shit i've ever seen like ballerina cappuccino or some shit like that it's like italian brain rot like it was fucking wait i was at someone's house and they had looked up italian brain rot it was on my friend's house they would were looking up on tiktok italian brain rot and that's never crossed my mind because i've thought about the gay accent in different languages but i've never thought
about brain rot and other languages? - Oh, once like something goes international, it becomes a thing that everybody can play with.
Italian brain rot is here in America and I've been off like social media for real for like two months and I have no fucking idea. For the first time in my life, I feel very unk coded because like I wasn't there for the conception and the genesis of this brain rot. And I know all brain rot. I've literally invented brain rot. It's literally just like AI generated photos of like
cappuccinos that are dancing like ballerinas and like fucking like
crocodiles that are made out of watermelon and shit it's like called that crocodilo watermelon millow or some shit like that like it's really fucking crazy i feel like we talked about this before because when we have it also this raw is crazy but when we've talked about like skibbity toilet and how we think that is like the most undesirable and like unfunny thing ever but half of the shit we were consuming as kids was really unfunny and not that interesting it's
Like it's that and then it's the name. They're selling toys of it? My mom... Walmart is selling toys of this. My mom knew about Italian brain rot...
before I did and she was explaining it to me and she was like, it's actually really cute. Like the videos of the cappuccinos dancing are really cute and the song is really sweet and I like literally, it does not resonate with me at all and so you know what I did is I called my like 12 year old nephew and I literally like sat on the phone with him for an hour and I was like, what are the kids saying in class right now? And it's chicken jockey, like that is like... Okay, that's from Minecraft. Yeah, the Minecraft movie and then...
They're saying ballerina cappuccino. They're still saying huzz and bruz. All that shit. Or are we saying like shiz? Shiz. Shiz. Shiz. Shiz. Like that was our vibe? Like what was our vibe? It's like you have to get the like orange. Mine was like poop and mine was, it was 21. Oh, 21. The modern day version of that is like shiz.
Chudai? But it's like... Chudai? Yeah, but it's like a gay porn Twitter thing. Oh, okay. And it's like... But it's all robots. I learned so many things from my friends. It's AI robots. It's like accounts that like...
They're crazy and they'll just say like chew dye or something. I don't know what the fucking word is. I just never have seen it ever once in my life. So it's like, I really don't understand it. You're accidentally saying something crazy. I think it's like water. Like, cause they always have the squirt emoji next to it. Ew, ew, ew. Using emojis in like a real sexual tent. Like that you're chopped. Like that's like, like...
Those are our Egyptian hieroglyphics and for you to deface them in that way is really choppy. Drewmoji coming soon, guys. Drewmoji is coming very soon. Just like at this point, I mean, I have it. So it's like I've been had it. I've had it for so long. I still use it, but like...
We need an update. We need an update. The people who have it, we need an update. Well, no, I turned off the beta or the beta expired. So like no one has it. You just have the ones that you use a lot. Yeah. But the app doesn't exist right now. But yeah.
Yeah, I need to probably make more question mark. But Genmoji came in and they really thought they were. See, that's the craziest thing. Yeah, Genmoji saw Drewmoji. That's what I was going to say. They really thought they could dethrone the king. Like they saw Drewmoji like in the waves it was making in the media. And the nine downloads.
Yeah, the nine downloads. And they said, oh, we got to nip this in the bud real quick. And instead of reaching out to buy. That's what they did to Kim Kardashian as well. Instead of reaching out to buy, they thought they could dethrone the king by releasing their Jinmoji, which is dog shit, by the way. Like real, real, real. I can't lie. Never touched Jinmoji. I don't have it. I don't have it. Never updated to that. I'm like, it's dog shit. I haven't used it once. Like, don't fucking.
But they tried to be thrown Drew Moji. That's what I'm getting to. And anytime anyone sent me a Jen Moji, one, I'm completely offended because the way Jen Moji thinks I look versus what I think I look like. No, I didn't need to know. Matt sends us Jen Moji versions of ourselves and I'm like, oh, wow. So I really am puggy. Like, I really am wide faced. Like, I really do got that Lily Rose Depp head. Like, that fucking Sabrina Carpenter head. Like, no shade. Does Sabrina have a big... Oh, yeah.
She's got a big head? But like no shade. No, it's all that hair. It's all the hair, no shade. We both have big heads. Oh yeah, I know. You have a giant fucking, you had a big fucking head. Okay, no, I asked them recently if I had a big head and they said no. Who said that?
Who said that? No, I think I technically do have a big head. Like, yeah. No, we have big heads and we ride for the big head community. Yeah, I feel like usually people I gravitate towards have like heavier heads. But it's not like... It does not... I mean, especially in your case, it does not indicate knowledge or like wisdom. My case, it does.
But in your specific case, it's not because we're like. But knowledge and wisdom can land on so many spectrums. It can land on the knowledge and wisdom of like life and how to navigate the world. But it can also land in just like, you know how to suck a mean dick. Why was my head going straight to sex too? Because I was going to say the same fucking thing, bro.
If you're good as fuck at sex, you need to go to jail. No, that's really fucking freaky and creepy. Like somebody, if I'm hooking up with somebody who multiple people have hooked up with and all of them have good reviews, that greens me out because I think like, call me old fashioned. I genuinely think that like, I feel like all sex you have should be good if you're lucky. But to find someone you have great chemical, uh,
Sexual chemistry with is like oh my god like I can't believe this is what I think sex should be mid the first couple times That's my hot take you're discovering because it's like what I don't know if someone is good at sex right off bat like really you're a fucking killer You're the killer locked up in jail immediately. You're literally the killer. What do you mean? You know all the buttons you haven't been in this car bitch Like why do you know what to do and it's because you're a slut someone cooked here Someone cooked here
I don't even think that someone cooked here makes sense anymore because we all have iPhones and we all see so much shit. So someone cooked like, you really can't even know if a bitch was there before. Also, it's like someone cooked here and it's like a straight man that's like washing their ass crack.
Remember when that was like a real thing online when like, like it, like everyone washes their ass crack now, but like probably like six or seven years ago, it was first starting to bubble up. And like, it was like a real thing that men weren't washing their ass crack. It's still kind of like a conversation in terms of like, they're still like, but the thing is to even say it's like an overtly straight dude thing sounds crazy, but it really is because there are some dudes who are like, oh, it's gay to go between my butt cheeks. Yeah.
literally yours for a reason. You can go in there. You can go in there. Drinking water is important. You legally have the right to go right up your own butt. Like that's the only butt you can get between like with no questions asked and how are you not getting between your own cheeks? Also out of pure curiosity, how are
some of y'all not looking at your like genitals looking at your butt like do y'all have no like there's nothing and what's fucking crazy is like they don't have people in their life like i'm in your life and i look at your like discharge panties and i'm looking at the coloration yes well sometimes i get caught up because sometimes it's like
wow the discharge is like it's kind of like i found out about it's like a yogurt land situation oh it's really fucking creepy sometimes it's like brat yeah it's brat yeah my underwear yeah but the new age brat yeah the new discharge brat that's my period panty yeah um cover but we took that joke from orion yeah that was orion's joke but um
Oh, I found out about period panties today because I saw a video or a couple of days ago. I saw this video of this guy like thinking he was being like cute and funny and like had this girl's like panties and like put them on his head. And there was just like a giant brown stain on the vagina area. And like she was like, oh, my stain, my stain, my stain. And I went to the comments and I was like, oh, she's about to get ripped to shreds. And all of the comments were like from girls being like he had no idea that those were her period panties. Like that. I feel like that usually becomes an accident.
but you always have the panties that are like, I seriously, you want to guess the color of my underwear? Stain. It's brown. Like literally the period underwear is like the underwear that one day you just accidentally laugh too hard and like, you literally just shoot out some extra lining and that becomes your pair. And I don't want to throw them away because like a stain never hurt anybody. I will say though, I never bothered me anyway. I'm just like not the kind of person to throw underwear.
underwear for a stain. Like I don't like I have I kind of have like You do have skid mark underwear. You got duty marks in all of your white underwear. Well no no no if it comes from the butt the stain must go. No no. You're backtracking. Oh but yeah to clarify every day at the end of the night I take off my underwear and I leave it by Drew's bed and by
the morning i'm like a dog i don't get to stand around while he like examines you really do just sleep in my bed now i know it's bad i sleep in we really we really like have i think since living in the new house have slept in my bed more than you've slept in your bed your bed is just so comfy it's literally a movie i love it it's so good also like it's really bad because i like i just i
I try to... I like to switch my sheets often, and I just came back from Miami. And because I've been, like, going back and forth between, like, here and Miami more often this year, I...
haven't been changing my sheets because I get back and I'm like, why would I change my sheets? There's a clean bed downstairs with my man in it waiting to keep me warm. So I'd rather do that. I keep you warm. But yeah, no, I need to start sleeping alone because I've been realizing I haven't spent any time alone in kind of a long time. Like I haven't been like fully alone. Like I had two days this year where I purposefully isolated myself and
But I am constantly around people all the time. And that's because I'm so derealized. I need to be distracted because if I'm left alone, I have to remind myself that I'm alive, but not in like a soul trapped in my mind kind of way. But like remembering that I have blood flowing through my veins, like when I'm driving sometimes, I genuinely... I can feel my blood. I don't like, I don't feel anything in my body. And I'm like, there's no way there's stuff in this body. There's no way there's things under here. I think while driving, that is a natural. Like, because we like...
The act of driving is so unnatural that we probably experience like a trauma response every single time we drive because our brains are not wired to drive. But laying in bed, you shouldn't. Yeah.
But also sometimes when I... No, no, I'm not going to go down there because I'm going to start scaring myself. Have you heard of the ugly for ugly trend? You for you? No, actually, it's you for you. No, that's funny. It's actually them for them. The audience. Me when I started non-binary dating app. Them for them. But...
Ugly for ugly has been this trend happening on Grindr where people will make like, you know mask for mask Yeah, it's just like girl like get a grip It's ugly for ugly
and people will message and interact with people that are Masked for Mask or just in general, they'll read their bio and it's like ugly for ugly and these people will respond back and be like, "Girl, I'm not fucking ugly." And it's just basically calling you this person ugly or this person ugly. - Hey, I feel like we would get along 'cause we're both ugly. - Yeah, we should hook up, ugly for ugly. - No one is ugly. - Top 10 biggest lies I've ever said.
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I want to admit something that I've never said on camera, but I've only thought about this because I have siblings who are like a bit younger than me and they're finally getting into like the real throws of a relationship, let alone as because of my upbringing. I do think, and I think you two were like anxiously attached people. So the idea. We're literally because Orion spent the night last night and we were talking about like attachment styles last night. Um,
Also, girl, you freaked the fuck out last night, by the way. And you fell asleep in point five seconds. And me and Orion were being loud as fuck. All of the lights were on. And like, and you fell asleep. Like, girl, I was like, damn, she like nodded off. Like, it's because y'all were drinking last night. And I was like, yes, I'm one of the girls, too. I'll drink. And I had some of a white claw. And because of my fucking Prozac, it literally like when y'all came back in because I overheard y'all saying something and I woke up.
I was, I swear to God, I was dead asleep. Oh my God. Yeah, right. No, I swear. I swear on my mother's urn. I swear on my like grandpa's death. And you faked the sleep and then she heard the conversation we were talking about and she shot right up and she was like, wait, who's getting a boob job? No, I was really nodding off. No, she was asleep. Like it's actually bad. That's why I was like, can we move down to your room? Because when we were in my bed and I laid down, especially after eating, like,
I was like, oh yeah, I'm gonna, um, I'm gonna pass away. And then we went downstairs and I knocked out, but I don't remember after that. Like she, she was like falling asleep and me and Orion were literally just talking loud as fuck. I found a therapist by the way, guys, um, really exciting moment. We'll see if it works. I have a consultation for free to see if we're a good fit, but, um, I've spoken to my therapist in a few months and she texted me and was like, is everything okay? Yeah. And then, um,
And you're just laying there and me and Orion are talking and she goes, and then the fucking like jerks hard as fuck and literally hits Orion. Wait, I actually hit her. You literally hit her. I thought she was saying that. I thought she was joking. Cause I was like, what are you talking about? Literally like went and like hit her in the fucking seat. I didn't know that when she said that.
was like what are you talking about I thought y'all were trolling me but I don't know and you got so mad when we told you we were like yeah and yeah like damn and you chill you freaked out you just hit Orion and then you were like shut up like no I didn't like no no and then like literally in five seconds you were asleep again uh you know what I did the other day too I slept over at a friend's house and I woke up and the first thing I said was she was like dude you were talking in your sleep and I remember interacting with her that morning and she
I woke up and she said the first thing I said is like the kitten the shell kitten he also the most popular right now and like that's what I said and then she was like and I was like can you shut up I'm talking in my sleep you know I'm talking in my sleep stop talking back to me and then like she said she kept talking to me because she was like wait is she like trolling me like she couldn't tell because it was also in the morning it was like 9 a.m um girl it was 2 p.m
No, when I'm in Miami, I do. No, I unironically sleep so long there. And that day, I think that day I did sleep until 2 because I woke up and we talked about me sleep talking and then I knocked back out, which I guess is like a reoccurring thing for me. But I was like...
I was so mean to her. She said that I was like, can you shut the fuck up? Like, you know, I'm fucking sleep talking like fuck. Like, and I was like doing that and I like turned back over and then I was like, no, but this shell, you know, as high as shells is for the kids shells. And then I just like knocked back out. And then when I woke up, she was like, what are you talking about? I was like, I don't know. I didn't have a Chanel kitten. Yeah. I didn't have a dream with heels in it. I guess I just woke up and that's what I think I was having a dream about trends. Like I think in my dream, I had seen somebody predicting trends and somebody predicted that like,
shells would be a trend in kitten heels and i was like shells well because you don't know this because you're not a gear because you're not a gear um but last year there was like that viral skirt that had shells all over and girls really wanted it it was super expensive so a bunch of people started diy-ing it but it was a skirt just covered in shells that made the most noise ever and it was like like when they reached around no literally ad-libs for the
I think I was just having a dream about that, but I guess now I like sleep talk and interact in my sleep. No, you sleep hit. Okay. But I did roll over and grab Orion and then realized I grabbed Orion and like went, oh my God. And then I rolled back and turned around. I have a big bed now. My favorite sleeping story is when I turned over and like hugged Orion and held her for a second. And then I opened my eyes and I like realized it was her. And she said, I opened my eyes and went.
And then just like turns back over and like went to sleep. It's so real. Okay. Well, a power outage, I decided like I've like, like a power outage caused by a storm specifically is like the greatest feeling in the world. And I've only had positive experiences with that except once when I was like four, when I was like young, I had really, really bad asthma. I don't know if I told you that, but like, I literally like there were several times where I like,
almost died I like grew out of it but we were in a power outage and like it was so cute like my mom and me and Madeline and all my siblings like gathered in the living room and we lit all of the candles in the house and it was so pretty and like Jared and Sam and Jodi were doing like homework by the fireplace and like me and Madeline were chilling and then I just started having like
the gnarliest panic attack. Like I was probably like four and I like vividly remember like, like I could not breathe and I had a nebulizer and yeah, it's like this thing that you like put on your face and it like pumps albuterol and like
whatever else, steam in your fucking lungs. And like, we started using it. My parents would use that shit on me. Like not exactly that, but like the Vicks version or like machines like that when I was congested. And I want one of those again, so bad. But my sibling or my little sister, Sophia needed that a lot growing up because she had, um,
she had to get her tonsils removed she had like a lot of congestion and tonsil issues so she was always like choking on her mucus and so they would have to put her in that little mask and i was so jealous too because they put that little medicine the little like clear thing in it
Like the drops. Maybe it is the same thing because I never got to use it. I only got to use it if I was really sick. But my sister got to use it all the time and I was so jealous because it felt like an alien contraption. No. It literally is. But it was...
powered and we ran out of batteries and you're supposed to be able to plug it into a wall. So I remember like sitting in candlelight power outage, like literally not being able to breathe and like begging my mom for my nebulizer. Like, like I want my nebulizer. Like I need my nebulizer. I need it. I need it. And I'm like, like literally choking out. And she did not, she did not know what to fucking do. And eventually like the spasm passed or whatever the fuck my airways like
cleared up or some shit. But like, I literally thought I was going to die. I think the closest I've gotten to that feeling is maybe like in a steam room and a steam room with too much steam in it. And I go in there and then for like, I try to be cool. Cause I can't fuck with a steam room. I try to be chill and like, Oh, steam room. So sexy. But without fail, every time I enter a steam room, I like they're full of reaction.
For some, like, I want to, like, suck in all the air to get my body acclimated to it. And then I feel like I start choking on the steam. And then I try to act chill. Because usually when you enter a steam room, especially at, like, a gym or something, there's people in there. So I'll go in trying to act chill. And I'll go and sit down and, like, hold myself and try to, like, regulate my breathing. But then I am convincing myself that I'm going to throw up and, like, knock out. Because...
it's too much steam and then I run out. I really, like you can't go to a steam room in LA as a man. So much sperm. Sperm, spunk, mold, and cruising. It's super cruisy. Well, I found something we need to go to and it's a musical, but it's furries. And it's like, that sounds fucking lit. They're in furry costumes. Like they're in there.
Oh, we need to go to this. No, see, I love furries. I'm not even kidding. Spain. Spain's got talent. Why can't they do America's Got Talent? Does America not fuck with furries? Sydney Sweeney farted at the Met Gala. No, she didn't. Did she really? I don't know. Is that like a rumor we're trying to start? I think so. Sydney had bubbly guts at the Met Gala. Yeah, Sydney Sweeney farted at the Met Gala. Sydney was experiencing what Kai experienced at Coachella at the Met Gala. Yeah.
Well, the thing I was going to admit earlier, which I never got around to is although many years in therapy and working on myself, guys, sometimes I still fall to when my first boyfriend, Roy. Roy. But actually, I'll just say, no, it's a really bad thing. And like me and him have talked about it. So I think it's fine. Also, like.
I'm friends with the guy. It's all chill. We live our lives. Everything is amazing. We got very lucky in that sense. But when he first broke up with me, I threw myself on the floor, had a panic attack and said that it hurt more than when my mom died. They got you too, girl. Damn.
To be fair, that lasted for about 10 minutes. I was kind of in a panic attack. I was like, I'm going back to Miami. You're breaking my heart. You're destroying me. I want to kill myself. And then about 10 minutes passed and I did stand up and I was like, I'm not going to Miami. I'm sorry. I'm just going to go home. And then I profusely apologized because that is a crazy thing.
I almost crashed the car. Yeah. But then we got back together. It's like classic, classic breakup shit. But then we really broke up. And then, um, yeah, I just wanted to let that out there because all of my siblings have been going through it with relationships and like calling me and talking to me about it and then going on a tangent about how they feel crazy because they are crazy. No, what I'm finding out is literally everyone is batshit crazy. Like everyone, people hide it. People hide it better than other people. But
everyone deep fucking down is a jealous insecure crazy person myself included don't get it twisted like literally everyone is batshit fucking crazy and maybe maybe that's just the normal
And we've been programmed to think by the patriarchy that being crazy is like a bad thing, but it's not really. Me trying to convince myself it's okay that I threw myself on the floor when my mom died. Drew crashing out, like the thing is, crashing out is just not as fun because like. Because you hate me. No, because a man. And you switched up on me, by the way. We're not friends right now. A man's sadness and anger.
I like I love you so much. But also, you know, it is it goes back and forth because when I'm like having anxious freak outs over like shit that you can see clearly that I'm just like making. I'm always there for you.
i have never once not been there for you he makes fun of me don't i don't know what this all is i don't know what's all this then because literally i don't make fun of it i don't know what's all this then literally like we need it like i think that's like the way we all got each other is literally like when one of us is freaking out over something and the other person can clearly see that they are going down the wrong path you have to laugh because if you don't like bruh if half of the shit you were anxious about if i stood in drew's face and i was like
Girl, yeah, I'm scared too. Like, it would be a wrap. I would fucking kill myself. Girl, that's the realest thing I've ever heard. How did you even think of that? Like, I was even like, oh my God, how did you know that? I went on this like insane like doom spiral the other day about like...
and it was real. Blue chew in hymns. That's what I say every, that's what I say every single time is I'm like, and like the craziest thing is it's real. Like it's, it's fucking real. Like I can tell it's real this time. And then if you like battle it a little bit, you kind of go, you have, well, everything I say usually happens. So whatever. It's never happened once. It's always like, almost like a threat of like, you're either on the right side or you're the, you'll find out.
- You're either right or you're the off. You either stand with me or against me. - But I mean that's dude, in a moment of true, like now it feels more rare, but you, we've known each other long enough that you were there for when I was younger and my anger, my anger valve was so easy.
And you just need somebody around who's like not scared to be like, girl, you're dumb. Which is, I think that almost kind of also is why friends butt heads a lot or a lot of friend groups have all these, there's like this whole idea of you see a friend group and you're like, oh my God, I wish I had that. But what you don't take into account is all friend groups. They really are like families and relationships. You are going to butt heads. You are going to like have to hear things you don't want to hear. But that's what makes friends valuable is you need somebody to look in your face and be like, girl, you're dumb.
the person you have a crush on didn't just fly to the russian bath house in new york they're here and they like you did you see ian's video about the russian bath house oh i did i did i did i did i fucking am wait while you find it let me go to the restroom hi how was your time at the russian turkish bath house uh it was fun it was like really chill vibes it was awesome
He's so fucking funny, dude. Not much. I kind of just like relaxed and it was a great time in there. Holding his soggy bottom.
Kai being a... Wait, Kai's office bottom. Office bottom. Soggy bottom. He's in New York right now, so we should check his location to see if he's at the bathhouse. Yeah, he might be at the bathhouse. I love bathhouses, though. I really want to go. I really want to go so bad. Is it for real, like, a cruising destination? That's what I was asking one of my gay friends. Because I have so many homies who go there. I don't think it really is. Like, I think it's, like... I think it's become that, like, online, but in real life. I'm like, I can't imagine, like...
a bathhouse being that publicly known and gay men still wanting to like go hook up there because the whole point of like bathhouses and cruising culture is that it's like secret and it's taboo and it's like a fun thing that gay men know about and only we know about but I don't know
I don't think it actually is. - I mean, it kind of goes back to that thing, remember when I was saying how I hate that the internet has given men a scope into women's culture and like ideology because it just makes them smarter at navigating around women. That's how I feel about the idea of like-- - No, I'm like-- - Straight dudes finding out about cruising and like making jokes, straight people making jokes about it. But cruising is literally like, also I just love the word cruising. Like such a good word. - We're going cruising.
Is it because it's like a chill passage with nothing but pleasure and joy? Yes. You know how, okay, this might get annoying, but I'm sure there are some people out there like, I'm doing good. I'm sure there's some bitches out there who got diagnosed with OCD later in their life like I did. But it is really funny because it makes me think about all the things that I'm randomly...
scared of or sure of and like the things that I think about all the time. I remember so vividly when I was like six or seven on the news on 7 News in Miami, they started talking about how a restaurant had gotten in trouble because they put hidden cameras in the bathroom. From that moment on, I have never walked into a bathroom without thinking that I am being watched somehow.
When I pop a squat- The toilets have- The automatic toilets with the red light, those are all cameras. I think those are cameras. And also, not only that though, like even if it's a random establishment, I think part of the reason I'm so obsessed with bathrooms, because if you know me, I love bathrooms. I will go- I don't just go to the bathroom to use the bathroom. I go into a bathroom and I like-
I look around, I take in the scenery, I scope out the scenery. Like bathrooms are very important to me. But without fail, I always think there's a camera in there. And I have the crazy person thought where like,
If I have a freshly shaved butt and I'm like, cause I don't sit on toilets unless I like have the time to like put paper in out. So I usually do my squatting. There have literally been times where I have a fresh shaved butthole. And I think to myself, I'm like, honestly, like respect, I guess whoever gets to see today literally gets a beautiful shot. And oh my God, I need to go to the bathroom.
I can't tell you about this. When I was in... Your whispering eye. Yeah, I get really scared. Like, I'm genuinely convinced that there's, like, 18 videos out there of me in the bathroom. Because, like, I genuinely... There probably are. I think people put cameras... But that was just to point out that, like, genuinely since that, I have never not thought about that. Because I'm like, wow.
There are always cameras in the bathroom. They're right. The cameras are in the bathrooms. The cameras are in the walls. The cameras are in your teeth, actually. So pull your teeth out. You should. Oh, it's like Shane Dawson. Getting on two knees to propose. So it's not even like that. So I was like the whole camera thing. Remember when he was like, oh, the LIDAR or the what is it? The.
uh infrared map that scans your face which i guess i kind of do believe but also like i just believe everything thank god i'm not like 70 or something or like even in my 50s with an iphone because i understand how crazy people happen older crazy people happen because i see things on my phone and whether i believe it or not like it goes in there and it stays in there and then without without realization it's in there like it's just in there and i'm like
What if they are right? And yeah, I've been seeing like people like that I'm friends with from like the age of 20 up until like 32, which I thought was like a safe age range to not fall for this. I've been seeing people fall for like AI, like crazy on Instagram. No, it's getting scary. Like there was one of this like white lotus praying mantis that fell
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Um, okay, so Arby's, the food establishment, released nuggets. No. They released nuggets. I really want to try them. I didn't know they carried chicken. No, no, no, like beef nuggets. Beef nuggets? Yes. That's fucking nasty. Are they fried? They're like red. No, they're not fried. Can I see? Well, the thing is... You want them. I want them badly, but where are all the squirrels?
Have you been seeing squirrels around? Literally last episode, you saw a squirrel on the tree. Random! I have ADHD as fuck. I just like it. Shiny. Shiny.
No, that's squirrel meat. No, those are deer ankles. Those are Achilles tendons. Those are the fucking lips of a cooter bronson that fell off in the summer heat through a sundress, splatted on the ground, picked up off the fucking ground. Are those not beef curtains? Those are labias. Okay. Chill with the beef because I got some beef too. Girl, I know. That's why I'm saying that. Yeah. I have like... Deer ankles. I have like my tips died for sure.
That's disgusting. It's ombre? Yeah, this on the window is crazy. I know, they look like raw testicles. It looks like shit. It literally looks like dirt. Why are they black? They're charred. It's because it's to incite the Arby's customer who goes to Arby's for that smoky flavor. I don't like smoky flavors in...
Food, unless it's like for barbecue food only. Like I don't make my meat smoky unless I am partaking in a barbecue party.
I don't want my beef to literally taste like it smoked a cigarette before it got in my mouth. Like that is nasty. Somebody out there is going to be like, smoky meat is the best. You keep your smoky meat to your fucking self. I got enough smoky meat around here because Drew doesn't wash his wiener. Something I've been thinking a lot about recently. I don't know.
You can't see up my skirt. I hope you can't see my balls falling out of my shorts. I really want to get on testosterone. I really, if anybody has like a legal testosterone that they can give me like the gel or something, like I really want to get big. My fitness journey is crazy fucking right now, y'all. Oh, I didn't tell you this. I'll tell you this later. Girl, what the fuck am I talking about? I don't know. I thought you were going to like.
going about your health and wellness? Oh, you know what's crazy is there's this, like, you know, like, oh, like she's serving. Like, and you know how like Twitter like finds a way to like abstract everything into like the most like hilarious thoughts
Thought you've ever heard are you gonna talk about this turn 19? Yes turning 19 in Poland is literally like Legitimately like one of the funniest things I've ever like whoever conceptualize that in their fucking brain is literally a genius like Oh, and he's turning 19 in Poland. Oh
It's actually crazy too, because how does that just translate? Like it really does. I guess one person explains it and then it goes on forever. Cause there's definitely people who,
say that someone turned 19 in poland and they're just saying it but it's kind of like nachos it's kind of like the stuns and new selfie like i think a lot of people don't know that like the stuns and new selfie is from um pop crave yeah pop crave talking about what's her nuts donatella versace i don't know but it's like they were like donatella versace stuns or madonna stuns and new selfie
That fucking American life song, me and Josh listened to it on the way home from karaoke last night. Legitimately the worst song I've ever heard. It is so bad. It literally sounds like a throwaway beat, like the beat to that song. No, it's the- Literally a Thomas Jefferson type beat. It's horrible. It's like a fake pop craze at it. Madonna stuns a new selfie. Yeah, modern life by, or American life.
By Madonna is... Change my name. Will it get me far? Go to the latte part. Should I lose some weight? I'm gonna be a star. I am not a Christian. Dude, she was on it. It was also 2009. I can't even get on her though because like...
I get a double shotate. It goes right through my body and you know I'm satisfied. I drive my Mini Cooper and I'm feeling super duper. Yo, it's telling me that I'm trooper and you know I'm satisfied. I do yoga and Pilates and the room is full of hotties and I'm checking out their bodies and you know I'm satisfied. That was AI generated lyrics before AI existed. Before it was even a thing. Madonna was the first person to access the part of her body that could access AI. She has access to quantum computing. I feel like that's a kind of... Oh, no.
um i was gonna say this kind of song i would write but i saw someone talking about this and this is like the realest thing ever and i added a couple things to it but before you try to come for me like before you tried to read me make sure you have a hairline make sure both of your parents are alive what else did i say so i'm out
No, no, man. That's all I have. Make sure your parents are alive and make sure your hairline is in check. Why the parents alive? Because I will go there. No, no, no. I will go there. I will. I will read you back to filth and I will be like, where are your fucking parents? I do miss the the like quick nature of my brain from like
17 to 21 because I was like such I was like so yeah I was you couldn't make me shut up and no one could tell me not to say shit which I'm grateful for now but damn I was just so quick with literally destroying people which is honestly a superpower that I think every person who grows up in Miami gets I'm so jealous of people that can like be quick roast or whatever yeah like I think it really is just growing up in Miami you
You have to. You must. You learn or die. You must have a comeback. You must. You must. Wait, what's your like read on me? Don't let time pass. What's your read on me right now? My physical appearance. But don't like not my legs. Why not your legs? Because it's an easy one. No, I don't have anything to say about you. You look good. I genuinely think you look good. I don't know what I would say. If I had to say something, it would be like to your core.
Don't go there. Should I go into your core? Don't go into my core. Let's get in your core. No, don't go there. I have abs now. I literally have abs now. It's crazy, y'all. I've never had abs in my life. I've been like fucking eating 150 grams of protein a day. Me rolling my eyes because like abs are so easy. I like abs. Yeah, I have abs.
No, I don't. I don't have abs. You literally do have abs. I do. Like the thing is, I want to get really strong because I want my arms to be really strong, but I don't want them to be like strong without me flexing them. Should I put the picture of me on the podcast with my body tee?
Are you asking me if you should body check? Yeah, should I body check? Yeah, do a quick body check. Yeah, I'll do a quick body check. It's deserved. It's deserved. No, but notice how I got shirtless in karaoke last night. I know. That was insane. Well, no, the thing was is it was because the vibe in there was fucking insane. It was like, I don't remember what song was playing, but it was a weird fucking song. You were rolling a joint, which I've never seen you roll a joint in my goddamn life. Yeah.
And then like people were like dissociated and like freaking out. And then I was like. Well, it's also because most of our friends at this point are like straight edge essentially, but maybe not by choice. Like all of us were like my medication. I have this. So like we can't get fucked up the way we used to. So not really is just a room full of people like sober mind. Yeah. I just like.
Sober Minds doing karaoke. I had the best time of my life, though. No, but I turned that bitch up last night. Yeah, me too. Me too. I was there, too. Yeah, I had that bitch turn. You missed Icona Pop, Charlie XCX. No, I was there. No, no, no. Sorry, my opening Judas...
By opening. Oh, I missed the opening song. Yeah. By opening number Judas. I know. That's the annoying thing about us going to karaoke is literally all of our friends are like, uh-huh, you missed this. It's real. Like, I take it very serious. I was like in the car with Josh, like scrolling through like Spotify where I was like, okay, what's my three set track list going to be? Like, okay, I'm going to open with Judas and then I'm going to do I Love It Icona Pop. I was trying to do Paper Gangster by Lady Gaga, but of course they wouldn't fucking have that song. No.
To sign away my life too. That's like my favorite Gaga song right now. And then you put on Abracadabra for me and Josiah and that bit that shut that fucking bitch down. I really like I did. The thing is, I will say not to like pat myself on the back, but I did come in there and I like added a vibe and an
aura that was genuinely green aura with flies bitch you fucking stink like shit you pulled up no i literally showed up late as fuck smelling like weed and then pulled a bunch of weed out of my bag and started rolling up you had like a cardi b grinder for some reason for some reason okay next any other questions i bought it in miami because when i went to miami i lost all my weed and then my friend had to give me weed and then i had to go back to rolling
Rolling loud. I literally think like from a very young age, like it's awesome that we were all taught don't be a tattletale. Like that's the realest shit. Like everyone collectively
was like taught mind your own fucking business from a very young age and it's like I honestly respect the shit out of that like don't be a tattletale if you're a tattletale in adulthood bitch I will kill you with a fucking gun like get out of my fucking face like if like oh my god if someone catches me in a lie literally just let me embarrass myself don't call me out like do you know what I mean I think it
It does depend on the lie too. Cause I can't stand a bitch. You just will like bud in to be the person who's like, right. Or something. Unless it's like, I will say you do share information sometimes where I'm like, that is like,
You are a misinformation spreader. I love spreading misinformation. Yeah, there are definitely some worlds where I'm like, somebody does. Go watch like the first 25 episodes of the podcast. All I said on that fucking podcast was from the genesis that I was here to spread misinformation. Like that's literally all I am is a misinformation machine. And I'm sorry. We're just,
we're like the messengers like that's what it feels like is we're the messengers and we're just like it's a game of telephone that's gone really bad because we're too stupid to like actually like because I will learn things and I can hold the information but I will embellish
the information like i'm really any facts told to me i will regurgitate but i'll just like also if something is up yeah no it's a punch up like you gotta like you have to like reel the people in with that information for example like if if i spend a certain amount of money at someone's birthday party for their birthday party like and it's like oh like i spent like two hundred dollars
I for real spent $200, bitch. I'm telling everybody I spent $500. Like, like, you're does do that. You do do that. He'll be like, it's not like, Oh my God, this thing, I just spent like $10,000 and it was like a hundred dollars. Like, like,
Like it drives me fucking insane. I hate spending money. I hate spending money. Well, I wouldn't do that. I don't lie about those kind of things. No, no, no, no. See, it gets lost in translation. No, no, no, no, no. You're weird. It's so weird. I'm not a liar. I just am an exaggerator. And I'm 95% of the time exaggerating.
In character. Like, I'm doing a bit, and I think it's kind of got lost in translation over the past few years, where people think that I'm just, like, lying. But no, like, specifically to you. You think I'm, like, lying, but I'm, like... Oh, yeah, we just lie, but we lie to each other all the time. But it's, like, we both know it's a lie. It's not, like, a lie. It's not giving a lie. Well, you've just gotten a bit better at, like, delivery. I know. I'm, like, an actor, Boots. Like, I really give actor...
I really gave the actor. I mean, no, you do. You do. Yeah. And that's why we are going to be in. Now you see me, too. That is like actually fucking disgusting. Like it's disgusting. And especially with the fucking sounds. It is so fucking gross. Like it is so nasty. Why did that? I'm reclaiming it for my girls. Why the fuck? Wait. No. I want to know why. Like what the origin of this and why everybody has like a visceral reaction. Yeah.
Every time I do it, everyone, male, woman, female, whatever. Well, first of all, the sounds are fucking insane. Because you don't swallow your spit. You're like, dude, don't do that. Don't do that. I'm like, why?
I guess it is the closest. Stop! It is the closest you could get to like sticking the middle finger as like an adult. Does that make sense? Because it's really nasty. It is so nasty. You know what it is too? I've always found, I have always found like impersonating giving head to a girl so gross. Like, what are you? So people can go like do that whole thing and it's funny. That's crazy. I looked insane. Well, I can give myself head.
No, you can't. I really can. Let me see that thought. No, but that's funny to people. But like, look, you can't even look at it. Gross. Also, I like, why is it a thing? Are there women out there who see like guys who thirst trap with the whole tongue situation? Like, are there actually people out there, women and men, who see someone's tongue doing all that? And they're like, because like, I see that. And I'm like,
I don't know. At that point, just post yourself actually giving head. But then I guess the whole thing is your face will be blocked. Disgusting. I just think it's nasty. It's just so visceral. It's just a thing. Yeah. It's so visceral. And I think most people who do that, especially dead serious, are bad at giving head to women. Yeah. It's kind of like...
When The Weeknd was obsessed with talking about giving head to women. And he was flicking that tongue on stage rock hard. Like, that's crazy. That is crazy work. Also, like, I don't know. Something like I just it feels like a lie. It feels like a lie. Girl, we didn't even fucking talk about Gaga performing to 2.1 million people. I haven't seen anything of it because I wasn't like on my phone. All I saw was like a screenshot on Gaga.
Instagram or I saw a thing of like crowds like moving. It's crazy. How many people? 2.1 million. Oh, we could do that. Yeah, we can pull that. Guys, we're going to pull up to Copacabana. Literally 38 people show up. Copacabana. No, we're going to get kicked out.
Yeah, my dad got axed in the head at Copacabana. Oh, that's sweet. Like legitimately. I know. And it's stuck in his head. You know what's crazy is I've never noticed like this little spot right here is a scar. And like if you look and touch it, it's a scar, but it.
literally is from when I grabbed that stocking as a kid and I stabbed myself in the head but I've never noticed that's why I have a weird fake widow's peak because if you look too closely at my scalp you can see like a small line where hair just doesn't grow so my hair like started growing around you it was so nasty I should shave my widow's peak right and I should shave like around my head to give myself like the perfect ideal hairline really gross
Stop shaving your widow's peak. I guess everybody gets to do what they want, but the shaving the widow's peak. The five o'clock shadow widow's peak is a really crazy vibe. You're allowed to. You're really allowed to. You're allowed to. Yeah, if that's where you want to go, it's literally-
It's literally like, no, it's like, if that's what you want, like I love you and I'll go there with you. Would I do it to myself? Absolutely not. You couldn't pay me to do that, but I see you and I see that that's what you like. I think widow's peaks are like, so cute. I want one. How did people get confused
like how did because i don't even have a deep widow's peak saying that it's crazy because i don't think i technically actually have one i want one and growing up i wanted one so bad when i was like learning like punnett squares and like genetics and shit i was jealous of the people with widow's peaks and like the earlobes what earlobes like disconnected yeah are your ears oh your lobes are like connected but i think mine are pretty connected too no you have detached
But you want what you can't have. I've never thought about my ears. I can't lie. My ears have never been like, oh, I wish I had better ears. I mean, you should be thinking about them, babe. Are they big? They're nasty. I feel like I have one pointy ear. No, you have such cute ears. You have such a proportionate ear. In middle school one time, I don't know which ear is pointier, but one time somebody was like,
you have such an elf ear on that side of your head. And that was the only time I thought about my ear and I did cover my ear locks. Oh, insecurity is born. I'm not an elf. Because also I was really short. I think pointy ears are cute. So it felt kind of like they were calling me like a hobbit from Lord of the Rings. I genuinely considered getting my ears cut and then sewed into being pointy for like 30 minutes.
When I was like 16, I'm not even joking. Well, I also considered, I considered splitting my tongue. I wanted a split tongue. I wanted a split tongue. Because seeing people like try two drinks at the same time, could you imagine what that would do to your brain? Like cutting your tongue in half and putting like coffee in one side and then Coca-Cola in the other. And then like half of your brain tastes coffee and half of your brain tastes Coke. Like, could you imagine what that fucking feels like? I feel like it would short circuit your brain. I guess you could literally just put
a drop of coke. Two straws, yeah. You wouldn't have to like go the extra mile. Yeah. Yeah, I was a bit obsessed with body mods when I was a teenager. Like there was a second where I really like it. I feel like for a lot of people who actually go into it, I never went there because my dad was so anti like piercings and all those things. Like my dad didn't even like that I dyed my hair a lot. That was a huge point of like beef between us. I wanted to say a better word, but I can't. They like contingent
That was our beef growing up. And so then I had fake gauges. I had those earrings from Hot Topic that were like the fake gauges. And I really wanted to stretch my ears. Now I'm glad he didn't let me because I don't think I would be able to like rock stretched ears still. I think I would have like moved past it.
But he wouldn't let me do that. And I really wanted like an industrial bar. I wanted piercings all down my ear. I wanted a nose piercing. I really wanted an eyebrow piercing. At one point, I was like really thinking about like the... Oh, nose bridge. Nose bridge. But my dad was just so anti all of that because for him, that means you're a fucking bruja and you're evil and you're like going to hell and you're going to burn and like also bring demon crats to the family. Yeah. So that wasn't a vibe. But...
I wish I did. I wanted it so bad, but I did want to split tongue because I like damn. But to me, that just sounded like a lit party trick. I really wanted like an RFID chip put into my palm right here.
So you could scan it and like I've seen people like do people still do that because why at certain stores it's like put your hand here. That's I think just like biometric reading like at the airport and shit like that's not like chips in your hand but I meant for like at Whole Foods when it's like you're an Amazon. That's just biometric like scanning your palm I think.
But I'm not 100% sure because I love to spread misinformation. Well, I'm going to do kind of the power of makeup situation like Nikki tutorials except change the lines on my hand and then see if the biometrics can pick me up. Girl, there's no stop in this fucking palm. There's no change in that. Yeah, you do have like the lines. Like, I mean, there's stories to read. I've got the lines of a mastermind. I have just like the softest, nicest hands ever. Like, you met me in person. Okay, both of our lines go in between here. This means we're selfless.
We give too much of ourselves to people. I'm not kidding. I...
I'm sure I know a lot of selfish bitches. No, selfless. No, but I'm saying I think I might know a lot of selfish bitches with that body. They're going against their beaten path. No, there are too many selfish people in this world. I do think being selfish is so important, but also I think being selfish is important for anxious people who care more about the people around them because they don't see any value in themselves, which is like sadly me and a lot of people I know.
I agree to a certain extent, but there are people that take the selfishness to an extreme. Oh, well, yeah, that's what gives the word or the idea of selfish such a bad taste in your mouth. But I remember when I first started going to therapy, that was a huge thing with my therapist, is her kind of reiterating to me time and time again that the idea to be selfish...
is like coded in negativity, but being selfish is such a key component of living your life and moving forward and like checking with yourself. And she always talked about how to her, the idea of being selfish is less about being greedy or being like uncaring to others or like constantly putting yourself first above others as much as it is just like
You are all you have. So to make sure that every movement you go through, it's with the selfish intent that like, this is what I want. Like, this is what I'm feeling, whatever. Because a lot of people aren't taught to be selfish. I think especially like women and gay dudes. Are you gay? I'm gay. Oh, there go my chances. I would never have sex with you. Well, that's funny because I would never have sex with you. Your body disgusts me.
The idea of your body makes me quiver with you. You shake in anger. Well, shit. That was the episode. I'm so sore from fucking working out four days a week. Oh my God. And guess what? I'm going to the gym today. My wrist and jaw hurts because I was hanging out with your mom last night. It's like, yeah. Why would your jaw hurt? She had a stain on her leg and it was ketchup and I was trying to get it off, but I used my...
My like, my mouth. Ew. I will. My. Nevermind. I was going to go real low. Won't do that to you. Um, well guys, thank you so much for listening to this episode. Wait, how about we do Drew Sia? Oh. Yeah. This is my impression of a lesbian dropping her keys. Oops. I dropped my keys. Also, I love eating pussy. Yeah.
I believe when lesbians like talk about giving head because I mean shit there ain't much else to do. There's plenty of other shit to do but like. Plenty of other fish to fry. You can't move the car without starting it. What is the difference between kava and kratom?
Kratom is evil, sinister, dark, sick, twisted. Don't ever touch it in your life. It is an opiate analog. Not really, but it attaches to the same receptors in your brain as opiates do. Kava is like...
Similar to Xanax in the way that it calms your anxieties, but it makes your mouth really numb and it feels fucking weird. Dude, there's a bunch of kava bars in Miami. It's a huge thing. Kava's more chill, and I think there are... There's kratom bars in Miami, too, though. Yeah, there's like...
cultural roots in both yeah i looked it up when i saw the kava bar and i was like holy shit kava is a thing but yeah it is like a huge like cultural thing samoan um but no it's like drinking beer without all the bad effects of alcohol oh there's kava bars here i'm sure there's probably kratom bars here too but that shit is so evil and like it's so sad watching like these like
influencer white girls accidentally get addicted to these feel good shots and then not realize that they're literally about to go through. Oh, the kratom ones that were like all over the place? If you see those blue shots that say feel good on them and they look like they're a supplement that you just take at night and it's like, oh, I'm going to drink or I'm not going to drink tonight, but I'm going to take this and feel fine. You will get addicted to them. Your body will develop a dependency to them and you will go through this
Very similar to that of fucking heroin. So just be careful. Just be careful. I'm not telling you don't do it, but just tread lightly. But kava's chill. I think so. I haven't really looked. I'm pretty sure there's so many bars. Mm-hmm.
But I thought when I saw the Kava bar, I thought of Kratom because I always mix those up. And I was like, holy shit, people are just going and getting Kratom drinks. No, they do that. No, that's what my homegirl was telling me. She was like, oh, at one of the Kava bars she goes to in Miami, they do offer Kratom drinks as well. So there's like the regular Kava drinks that like everyone is used to, or you can add Kratom to your drinks. And she was talking to me about that. And I was like,
Please don't put kratom in your drink. I mean, shit. I should probably stop taking kratom every day, huh? Yeah, exactly. Fuck. I can't. It makes me feel so good. My media is DrivingOn9, The Breeders, SMS, Miley Cyrus, Margaret, Lana Del Rey, and then, oh, what was that song?
um paper gangster lady gaga and i still haven't started the rehearsal but literally everyone in my life is saying that the third episode of the rehearsal is like one of the greatest pieces of television you know it's all fake and it's scripted this year the rehearsal wow i'm lying i don't know i heard about it bro um
Mine is Welcome to Hollywood by Beyonce. The B-Day album is my favorite album. I'm sorry if you want to fight about it. I don't want to hear it. Alone Again by Gilbert O'Sullivan, which is what I did at karaoke. The saddest song ever fucking created. I've heard that song a million times before.
But reading the lyrics was really destabilizing. Yeah, I guess it was a crazy vibe. I came into karaoke and immediately did Alone Again. Alone again, naturally. Yamaha, the fast edit by Radio Madness on SoundCloud. That is a song Mason sent me that's from The Dream, who's a Miami classic, but I've never heard that one. And it sped up is so good, and it's all I've been listening to. You love the 80s.
And yeah, that's my media. Thank you guys so much for watching. Hopefully I'll be alive next week. Hopefully I'm not alive next week.