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Like, my parents aren't going to help. Like, literally, my parents...

My parents aren't going to tell me what to do. And I love my family and I do so many things for them. Damn, the echo in here is crazy. I don't like my family. Well, no, the tea is with the echo. I'm sure that makes sense. Everyone was like, the echo, the echo, the echo so bad. When I listened back, I literally did not hear an echo at all. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Like, can I not hear? I don't think I can hear good anymore. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I think my hearing's kind of shot, but no, I definitely hear an echo.

but i think we fixed the echo in this episode so it should sound a little bit better for you guys right now i'm sure it sounds good as fuck and like honestly if it doesn't you get what you get and you don't throw no literally guys seriously like also i did the camera today so you guys don't have to worry about it oh yeah kai did such a good job of setting up today he crashed out we are crashing the fuck out like oh my god well here's the thing i drink a lot i started at 7 a.m you always drink

a lot. I always, well not, it depends on your definition of a lot, but I started drinking at seven. I came in, I set everything up for you guys. But you came in what? I know I came into the house. Don't make it sexual dude, why are you always making it sexual? And then I just set everything up. Why do you always get so freaky? I might have bumped into a couple things. Yeah, Kai set up the studio today. No, he came in and crashed out. He literally just came in and started throwing shit around. It was really like actually scary. We should make like a breakaway room out of the set.

Like we should have a bunch of those made and just let y'all go in and fucking freak out and we'll have dummies of us that y'all can beat up. And yeah, that's literally such like an actually good idea. Whoa. I mean, dude, the thing is about,

me is I am one of the greatest minds on the planet. Yeah, see, like the tea is, is the amount of ideas we have, more specifically Inya, that like she has, that we're like, okay, we're gonna do this because there's a lot of shit that we want to do that we don't do that gets done six months to a year later is genuinely insane. Like it's actually shocking. You know what it is? And I really think both of us have to get better at this. Oh, Ryan's so good at it. Um, oh,

But Orion's so good at it, but Orion bends over backwards to do everything herself. And that's why she's the fucking hermit. We do that same shit. But that's what I was going to say is like, we all like everyone we know takes on tasks that we know are things that could get done. Maybe sometimes even better. I think we're all extremely good at what we do, but like not, maybe not better, but faster. Um,

- If we just ask for help. - Fapper. - Fapper. - Yeah. - And we don't ask for help. And I do that with everything. That's what I've been doing with sewing. Bitch, I haven't looked up a single video on how to sew something. - Hell no. - And I've been making shit 'cause I'm just gonna tie it up just like that. - Wait, have you showed the crown that you made? - No. - Well, insert a picture if you want. It's so cute.

And I also I've started. So like I've I've been painting for years and I kind of keep it a secret from everyone because I'm showing off. No, I literally I'm kidding. I literally keep it a secret because like once I posted online, I just like fall out of love with whatever I'm doing. So I started painting in privacy and I.

I have always been so scared of oil paint. Like oil paint freaks me the fuck out. Like I never thought I could do it. And then I started my first oil painting piece last week, two weeks ago. And why did no one tell me that oil paint is fucking lit? Like it's so lit. It is so fun. I only started oil painting because of you, but I'm still really bad at it because I have absolutely no fucking patience. I'm not waiting for this to dry. What do you mean it's going to take like hours to dry? You're really good at it. Drew will do his little layer and walk around the house and like pass the time.

I will do the layer and stand up for two seconds and come back and touch it and feel its wet and be like. You'll make mud. But like that, the Tia makes mud on the canvas. It's crazy. But Tia's is you're not supposed to like paint the whole painting. Like you're not supposed to paint a layer and then paint a layer, paint a layer. You're supposed to like do brush strokes.

What I do is I water down the oil paint until it becomes like literally just watercolor and I paint with oil paint like it's watercolor. That's I think essentially what I do and I do it because I saw you do it. So then I just thought that's how you do it because one thing about me is I'm not looking it up. I'm not looking it up. Give me the fucking shit and if it happens, it happens and if I can't do it, then it's not meant to be. I don't post my art. Why are you wearing my

fucking shoes. Give me my shoes. I just thought I looked pretty in them. No, give me my fucking shoes, you freaking bitch. Sorry. I just like the way your feet feel on my feet. You are even close to delicate enough to fit in those. Delicate, Kai? Back up about my feet. Don't talk about Inya's feet. Well, okay. If you frame it like that, I guess. Well, yes. Well, no, I was...

- We'll insert the video here. - Yeah, insert the video. - I got it on video, I was watching. - No, the craziest thing of all time is, and you witnessed it,

I realized how chopped I am like two days ago. I literally started like crashing out. Like it was really bad. Bitch, a 26 year old man saying, realize how chopped I was. I started crashing out. Like, can I shut the fuck up? Like, oh my God. But no, I like freaked out. Like I saw me for me for who I really am for the first time the other day. In what? Like in your head?

Just every photo I've ever posted, every video of me on my phone, like I started going on a deep dive and I was like, oh my God, everyone lies to me. I'm chuffed. I'm chuffed. That's crazy. That can be how you feel because like I am the most fake, insecure person ever because at the end of the day, I do think I'm hot.

i will sit and i will look at my tiktoks and my ig and my pics and i'm like damn i just like casually walk through life that bad like fuck i'm literally michael jackson bad oh what but like wait you're bad like michael jackson close to michael jackson why would you compare yourself to michael jackson i'm a fucking pop stars and i make the girls go crazy yeah the little girls um

Oh, this is something else I wanted to bring up that like literally was driving me insane. But yeah,

Yes, we fucking moved. Like, like, like, like what? Like we weren't trying to hide it. If we were going to hide it from y'all, we would have done a good job at hiding it. We're just overwhelmed. And like, we don't have the time to just in the middle of a move. Do the, here I go fucking doing the set. Look at this shit. What? Like, I literally can't, like, I don't want to, but with that being said, you won't see us for a while. Yeah. Yeah. Um,

I'm just checking to make sure it's recording. I'm just doing my job. Oh, yeah. No, because you almost knocked it over. Everything looks perfect from here. If you guys ever get ugly and fall off, I'll tell you. And I'll quit. Okay, perfect. That's how you'll know. Okay, literally perfect. Waiting for an ugly person to identify another ugly person...

is way too difficult. So we can't do that. Who's the, you can't be the other ugly person because Kai is the ugly person. No, that's what I'm saying. But Kai can't like be looking out for us to turn ugly. Like, he'll let it get far past that. This actually isn't funny because I am actually ugly. Yeah, Kai's tough. The thing is, all,

all like three people who know they're good looking being like I'm so ugly. I genuinely I genuinely I'm not kidding I look at myself and I actually think I'm heinous. I'm not it's not a bit. I see skin melting and rotting on me. Well it depends on the time of the day. Like for me

Like, it really depends. Like, yeah, I do have days. I can't lie. Like, even princesses have their days. Like, some days I do see a mirror and it sends a shiver down my back that I can only assume epidural would be able to, like, send. Inya's new bathroom is haunted. It's, like, it is a cursed space. I think I'm going to lock her mind in there because it's pushing me. But, like, in the best way, in, like, a weird, like, sadistic way. It's very Chuck E. Cheese coated. Okay, chill.

Okay, chill. Not too much on my bathroom. Not too much on my bathroom. I spent a lot of time in there, but it is really, really freaky. That bathroom is like, I just go through phases with it. Like sometimes I love it, but like, ooh,

Sometimes like that's that's where I realized how chopped I was. But then I go to my also because it has these really old mirrors with very specific lighting in there. I had to put one of those tulip shades over one of the light fixtures because it used to be even brighter in there somehow. But it is covered in mirrors, whatever fucking crazy bitch. Honestly, God bless, because it did something positive for my ego to see myself from all angles because I was like, you know what? Like.

i'm good looking like i can chill but on days when i don't feel like that i don't need to see i think your bathroom's cool i like that it looks like a mcdonald's playpen like seriously chill on my and i have just like the most beautiful bathroom we each have our own bathrooms which is so really really really go to but i felt like it's terrifying you just got v bucks saying that it's terrifying how um

I spend in the bathroom. Like I literally like anytime y'all are like, hey, Drew, like you have a question for me. I'm so insecure because I'm literally always in the bathroom. Like every time anybody's come to my room, I'm like just chilling in the bathroom. But I know that about you. Like I know you like to spend time

the bathroom yeah it's it's a give and a take though so good it's a give and a take because inya's room is like nice cozy warm beautiful like stunning gorgeous her bathroom is terrifying like deep guttural pits of hell like really okay guys seriously but it's like not too much on my bathroom because it's a vibe sometimes my bathroom is gorgeous beautiful stunning bright light

- Skinny? Randomly? - And soft light. - Yeah. - Soft light. You have like this very harsh overhead. - I know. No, there's no shadows. Not a shadow in sight in the bathroom. - Not a shadow. - It's really eerie. - But my bedroom is a dungeonous pit that is cold and literally leaking. - Well, to be fair, it's cold. - It's leaking and cold. - Because, okay, I have never lived in a house with like a banging ass heater. Like I've never had to live in a location, like our last place,

We had a heater, but it sucked dick and balls. So we just had to freeze. Like you had to freeze. Now this place has good heaters. Bitch, I don't give a fuck. But like granted, I think I'm going to really be brought back to reality when I see that first bill because I've never lived in a place with...

a heater and drew is very frugal and very responsible and yells at all of us about the heaters so he would rather be cold and miserable than just no i just get under a heated blanket and put a hoodie on and like literally i'm so dad coated with the heater but i'm like just wait our bill is gonna be like four grand it's gonna be so it's gonna be terrifying there's no way um it's no it's it's going to be expensive i mean like it's

it's going to be mad expensive, but we'll, we'll see. We'll see. We'll see.

But yeah, we moved. Lovely house. Like, can y'all chill? You'll never get a house tour. I'll say that right now. You'll never see the insides of our house. You might be able to in the YouTube video I have coming out soon. Also, to be clear, because like, although flattered, I don't own anything. Okay. There's not a single thing in my life other than the clothes I've gotten off. Also, we're renting. We did not buy a home. That's what I'm saying. Okay.

Everybody has been talking to us like we bought and I've been doing this really bad thing because specifically it's older adults. I do it with older adults too. Who have been talking to me and been like, oh my God, congrats on the house. Like, when did you buy? And I don't know how to be like...

girl i'm renting like yeah we did not buy a house um so i just lie so there are a lot of old people a lot of old people think i own a house a lot of old people also um this is the first time i've lived in a neighborhood hi jesus fucking christ i was sending you something i was sending you to the group chat so you could look at it and i wouldn't interrupt and then i still fucking interrupted

Because I suck. Honestly. Oh, wait, Inya, you know what T is? Like, you know that, like, I think something. Wait, what is T? I don't know what T is. This is T. So what we should start doing. No, but what is T? What we should start doing is instead of wet T-shirt contests, we should do wet brain contest where you, like, finger the girl's mind by making her read books and seeing how, like, intelligent she is. Aren't brains technically always wet? Yeah.

Like everything in your body is kind of technically always wet. Yeah. But I just want to see the inside of a woman's brain, not her boobs. Like you want to get to know the character of her soul? Exactly. You verbalized it perfectly. You really are that kind of man. Like Drew just doesn't see like...

women as objects he sees them as beings yeah exactly also something else isn't it crazy that is like a real sentence that probably has to be said in a lot of places of the u.s like on girl shit just being like guys i swear he's normal like he doesn't think you're just a hole like he like he sees people like normal and you know what else just dropped speaking of men thinking of holes or whatever you said um there's a new tick that came out that makes you allergic to meat

But yeah, my memory is going.

Like very rapidly, my brain is deteriorating at like an alarming rate. Like I don't remember telling it specifically with Josiah for some reason. I don't know when he's here and when he's not here. And I don't know what I've told him and what I haven't told him. And I'll tell him something. And he's like, dude, I was literally like with you or like, dude, you've told me that three times now. You have. Oh my God. I did it with you. I did it with you. I've been forgetting a lot of things. What was it with you? Um, me, it was, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You told me about some interaction you had and then literally like 30 minutes later we were in the car and you retold it. I can't remember the interaction. Oh my God. But I know it was with like a woman.

It was like a funny interaction you had and you just retold it to me twice. I almost started crying. I literally almost started crying. It was so scary. We got to get you on some memory games. Like what can we do to like get your memory up? Dude, this memory game that I want to play is Suck on Inya and Kai's Toes Challenge and play with her boobs and dick and balls and vagina challenge. It's apparently really good for like...

that are going away. Is that, it helps? Is that what they do with old people? Is that what they be doing? Yeah, I hear that. I hear that in the, Dude, I mean, if it helps, I'm down. Yeah. If you want to do that right now and we could film it. Ew. Like men's toes are fucking disgusting. Mine are nice. That is so gross. The man that wants to play with my feet.

That's a vibe, though. Getting your feet played with is a vibe. Like, I get that. But like, ew, a man's foot. Are you going to have to cut that? We'll bleep it. Oh, my God. I'm so upset. And we'll bleep the first when he said he'd bleep. I'll bleep it again, I guess. Y'all, just know. Just know. Just know. Just know. Just know. A lot of...

has happened in the last eight hours of my life. I know, serious movie action over here for Drew. It literally sounds fake. When he first was telling me all the things that happened to you, I genuinely thought you were trolling me. I was like, damn, he gets really bored nowadays. The most movie plot, kismet chance encounter situation ever, and I will not go into detail because...

I really I can't even say just know it's fucking crazy and nothing like this has ever happened to me in my entire fucking life and I'm just having fun and I was telling Inya like I want to get I mean my girl is being love bombed down yeah yeah exactly but like it's it's all it's all in the name of like fun that's what I was telling Inya I was like honestly like I just like need to get it over with and I need to be in like a toxic like relationship where we're like yelling at each other and I'm like come home to Inya and I'm like really sad and I'm like Inya bro like

my man he just like screamed at me and like i just i yelled back and i lost control and like oh it was so horrible imagine a world like the amount of times you've seen me crash out over relationship and like i wouldn't ever be able to yell i i don't even i literally think i've never yelled in my life i don't think that's what you think have i ever yelled like i've heard you yell really i've never heard you yell oh but my yelling i know what you're talking about it's like i

I haven't heard you yell at a person before. Yeah. It's like yelling into the void about a situation that's happening to me. Yeah, you don't direct it at anybody. Yeah, but I was like, I need to be in a toxic relationship. Like, I'm not kidding. Like, I really... You should. I mean, chicken noodle soup is good for the soul. Yeah, exactly. That's how I feel about toxic relationships. Like, the sad truth is, we all gotta get it done. Like, we all gotta rip the lid off. You gotta go through it. It sucks. It sucks, girl. Like, I feel...

feel that way together but it has to happen and i'm like it should just be oh y'all also i did like a bunch of like soul searching people were just better fucking people it quite literally doesn't have to happen um but most people suck dick and balls from the back they're all evil they're all evil um but i did a lot of like soul searching recently and just like thinking crazy

Is it really crazy? You're going to make me insecure. So I did a lot of soul searching. It's going to make me insecure. No, I'm sorry. It's going to make me insecure. Because realistically, like every day is a search for my soul. Like every day is a journey to search for my soul. Well, I could, I could, I almost said I could verbalize it different, but you were probably going to make fun of me for that too. I could word it. Oh my God. Painting yourself as the victim. Of course. You are literally, you are my toxic relationship.

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What I was going to say is I was doing a lot of soul searching, but I'll rephrase it. I was thinking a lot about the past hookups that I've had when I was literally a fucking child and how fucking crazy, how crazy that shit was. I just realized things. Yeah, I think also it is just so interesting to see somebody go through. I mean, I have a lot of friends who are our age, especially because of the

Again, I hate saying shit like this, but dating nowadays, it genuinely, like, it's so fucking annoying, but really it is a decision issue or, like...

Too many decisions leads to like no decision at all. And I feel like a lot of people are having that in terms of romantic. But also, I'm sorry. I don't know if like I am just really lucky and I really, really, really, really, really need to chill with saying this. But I genuinely think it's because most people are too pussy to just say. Like, can you fucking speak your mind? Like, can you seriously just say what the fuck is up? What topics you got over there, babe? What do you got to talk about? Well, I have...

I've been doing a lot of soul searching as well, but mainly in terms of also, I swear I'm not making fun of you because I know, I know, I know. I'm playing every time my life is going into Drew's room every night and saying some shit that I feel like I just found out about life and yelling it on a tangent to Drew about it. And really what I'm talking about is like,

i had a good day today because i got flowers okay like buying flowers are a live one really no legitimately y'all if y'all want to have a good day go and buy fresh flowers for yourself and make a bouquet yeah like and then make a bukkake or whatever you want to call it um because um that really really made me no so happy like yesterday not to brag i had the perfect day i had the perfect day i

Woke up and had therapy. Then we went to the farmer's market and got flowers. We came home. I cleaned the kitchen as a good wife would do on a Sunday morning. Praise the Lord. Good wife. More like a good female. We keep going. Woman. Woman.

I'm a female and a female is a bitch and a bitch is a female dog and dogs are the most loyal and dog is a man's best friend. Wow. I've never heard that before. Wait, you've never heard that? I know boys are stupider and go to Jupiter or whatever. It's when a guy would call you bitch in school and you'd be like, yeah, well, bitches are female dogs and dogs are like the most loyal people

animals to man. So you're actually a fucking idiot because I'm literally this more like it was some stupid shit. I wonder if anybody else did that or if like that was a thing me and my friends made up because there was a lot of shit like that that I said as a kid and I'm realizing I have had the disease from a very young age where rain has pointed this out and we all do it to each other, but we will just start quoting things to each other and it's not from anything. It literally is just a random thing. We like the huzzah thing. I don't

I don't know where that came from. I don't know why I started making it up. -I quote it from a girl in the grocery store that sees a rat on the stack of sodas. -Huzzah. -Yes, that one. Then, "Badoinkadoink" came from Bazinga and Huzzah. I wanted my own catchphrase. Badoinkadoink. Can we make that a thing? Damn.

Can we get that trending? I don't think... Gaff got a little bit of traction. Yeah. Like...

I'm still gaffing all over the place all the time. Yeah. So like I'm gaff. I have a gaffitude to me. If you are driving reckless with a baby on board sign, how about this? Fuck you and that fucking baby. I don't give a fuck about the baby on board because if you're driving recklessly with that fuck ass sticker on your car, why do I have to care about your baby? You don't give a fuck about the baby. I'm going to break your laptop. What?

Have I not premiered these? I haven't debuted these yet. No, you haven't. Oh my God, Kai. That's so goaded of you to bring up. Do you have them? I have them, yeah. Can we watch them? So I'll give a little backstory. Tia is, I made these videos. Backstory completed. No, he was in a bad accent.

This is the kind of yelling Drew gets up. Yeah, I was in a like, I wasn't in a bad mood, but I was in this like mental purgatory, like where I like really was like, oh, like none of this is real. I can just like do whatever the fuck I want. Like if I wanted to, I could like scream at people. Like what? And so I made all these videos while I was driving and listening to the Challengers soundtrack.

You're so stupid. Why am I being left on screen alone? I sent him to the group chat. He just wants to be next to you. Oh, yeah. All right, here's the video, guys. Oh, my God! Four. People have places to go. Jobs to fucking family to fucking feed. You're going to make me... That, like, that... I really... It's not done, y'all. It's not done, y'all.

Oh my god! Fucking kill me! What the fuck? Oh! Find your fucking family! In front of me!

No, the crazy thing about these videos is they completely derailed my day because I was like we were moving while we were doing them and it literally like it put me in such a weird headspace and my throat hurt. I literally tasted blood like after. Is tasted a word? I tasted blood? Yeah, yeah. That's a word. I tasted blood. I thought you were saying you tasted a word. I was like, wow. I was just thinking at the beginning you saying, I don't know if I've ever yelled. Yeah.

No, like seriously. Like yelling at people. I feel like, ow, motherfucker. The thing is, it's crashing out. The hang it all is crashing out right now. D1 level crash out. This is another one. The lighting looks crazy, by the way. This is one y'all haven't seen that one. No, I literally love them. Wait, I'm going to do one more. I have another one somewhere. We saw this one.

Oh wait, maybe this is... The fact that there's so many. You know what's crazy is yesterday... You don't sound like you. I know. It's like a bit... It's really creepy. Did you feel good after that? No. It ruined my day. I feel like...

I had the realization that I had never screamed over the course of like 15 years. Like since I was like a little boy. Yeah, I don't think I've ever heard you be loud. You haven't been loud ever once. And I tried because like I was at my sister's house. Wait, scream right now. No, no. No way. Why are you making me kind of embarrassed? It is. So I screamed at my sister's house because I was just there alone. It's like a house in the middle of nowhere.

And I lost my voice for like two days. Oh, wow. Like immediately. Well, those are those 48-year-old vocal cords. No, they're not 48. I think my vocal cords just don't have the muscles to do that. Yeah, I mean, because I wore them bitches out. Whoa.

It's true. Yeah It's true. I gave drew the tip of head where he has to wipe his ass after Well, I love screaming and if I couldn't scream anymore, I would kill myself I love raising my one thing about anya she's gonna raise her voice. Yeah, I don't have any control my dad is the loudest my mom and dad are the loudest people and

I have ever heard in my life. And up until recently, I never thought of how loud I was and how much I took that from them. When I went back home recently, my little sister was like, oh my God, when you talk, you're just like mom and dad. You like scream when you talk, you're always so loud. Like never let a 16 year old perceive you and then tell you directly to your face how they're perceiving it. Because that did something to my core. I feel like if you even go back on episodes,

I have been trying my best to watch my volume since she said that, but... You haven't been trying hard enough. Oh my God.

Well, to be fair, I think my ears got blown out. I can't lie. Like in my head right now, I'm having like a very, very like I like to me, I'm like at a dude. Inya's ears are so bad. Like she's fully she's fully like hard hearing at this point. Like we'll be driving in the car and like the music will be like the loudest music I've ever heard in my life. And she's like, do you mind if I like turn it up a lot more? Because like I can barely hear this. And I'm like, Inya, you're actually. No.

I genuinely do. Like unironically, I think I, it's specifically my right ear. I think I blew it out. I have like a constant, just like, like small ringing in this ear. And this ear always feels like someone has a bowl over this side of my head. Like I can hear out of it. It's clogged earwax probably. Yeah. I need to go get my ears cleaned. You should get them cleaned.

I clean my ears all the time, guys. But you know what I got told last time I went to go get my ears checked? I'm one of those evil people who I clean my ears too much. So I actually hurt my ear because I like I get like really feaky about it. You're up in that bitch. Well, because I hate I'm so scared of having dirty ears because I will never forget when I was like seven. I watched my godmom

mom clean my godbrother's ears in the pick in the back of their pickup truck sitting outside in broad daylight so imagine like miami sun in the middle of the summer we were all running around it was like the kid i was closest in age to and she oh my god this is actually such a sweet memory she would clean her kids ears and then clean our ears so we would all take turns and she would like clean our ears but one time i watched her clean my godbrother's ears and i'm not even like oh my

Like gross? Like...

A sight to remember. Wow. Genuinely from that moment on, I have been using Q-tips in my ears since I was way too young. I would sneak into my parents' bathroom and clean my ears because seeing that scared me so bad. And also it made me laugh so hard at him that I was petrified of ever being humiliated like that. Because literally imagine like the most like annoying kids you could imagine. Me and my God siblings. Like I got so blessed because our like family

God family setup was exactly like our family setup. So there was like a middle girl, a younger boy and like an older brother. And that was like basically the same as our family, except it was a younger sister. But like all of the correct ages got along so well. So it's like all these kids who are mirroring each other. We lived across the street from each other. So we were all so similar.

Imagine me and a bunch of little other badass elementary kids students watching you get your ears cleaned and it's dirty. Like it was like humiliation ritual. So basically long winded story to say that. That happened to me with the end gift.

Yeah, I was a kid. I had dandruff in like, I think it was like fifth grade or something. No, for some reason, having dandruff as a kid was really, it was the worst thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life. We were sitting in like the gymnasium, like, uh, like at a pep rally or like,

where teachers were talking at us and we were sitting in the stands. And teachers were talking at us. Yeah, and, like, my friend, he was literally trying to impress, like, these girls that we were friends with. And he, like, just, like, blatantly just pointed out, like, that I had dandruff, like, really bad dandruff. And it...

It rewired my brain in a way that like I still have not recovered from. And if I see dandruff, like it's, it's like, it's literally a thing that just happens. Like people can't control it. It's, it's, it's not a big deal, but like that. Cause I'm in my dandruff era. Anytime I see like dandruff on someone, I like really want to tell them or like whatever. But, um,

I'm like I kept making those faces because I thought about like when I was younger literally it's like like chewing on q-tips oh I thought you were about to say dandruff no I was like no like chewing on like not used q-tips just like regular q-tips and that like cotton like scrunching in your teeth why were you chewing on q-tips I I'm not kidding I think I had like pika or some shit because I would eat paper and like chew I would chew on like wood and shit it was so crazy um I

I was definitely, yeah, I guess I was putting random like weird shit into my stomach that I shouldn't have been putting in there. I was trying to think of how to say that without sounding crazy. Cause yeah, we've, but we've talked about this. I used to eat chargers. I used to eat Android chargers. Android chargers were the best. They were literally the best. And then that just makes me really think about who I am as a person today. And I'm like, damn, I wonder if I was low key just sending micro, um,

Like, I was kind of just electrocuting myself. That's what I liked. Yeah, you were sending currents to your brain. Because the charger had to be plugged in. It had to be plugged in to get that taste. And the taste in question was literally electrocution. Like, it was literally, like, it would zap the end of my phone. We really used to just lick 9-volt batteries. Like, do kids still do that? Like, that shit was lit. I know. Like...

I don't think they do as much anymore. And what's no, that's that literally isn't true. A child's curiosity doesn't change. There's just more things to be curious about. Like, I'm sure because when I remember when Madeline was talking about baby proofing the house, bitch, I thought we were past that time. Like, what? We still have to baby proof the house. Like, what is the baby getting into? But then I look at the floor and I'm like, yeah, we could kill at least three infants with the amount of tiny things. They would just crawl in here and die. But I'm going to kill myself. Thank God.

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wait oh yeah you need to talk about the fucking movie that you're in oh yeah i'm in a movie kai's in a fucking wait i thought we were going to talk about your painting oh we can talk about that like this but wait what movie i got a comment on a tiktok and it was like i'm not saying the name of the fucking movie but oh my god it was like you're in this you're a part of like you're a dating app profile in this movie and i was like

I don't know anything about that. Must be a doppelganger. I looked it up and this movie that's like on streaming services and I'm not fucking saying the name of it. Wait, is this real? This is real. I am like, they used my photo and she's like, I think she's like a

Girl that like meets up with guys and kills them through dating apps or something But I was one of the profiles that she like swiped. It's like literally his picture. It's him the one standing in the stairwell Yeah Oh, so small claims courted it exactly and the reason well, i'm not even mad about that I'm, not even mad about that. The reason why i'm angry is because they put my age as 30

And that's really fucked up. Wow, that's really fucked up. I mean, that's your age. No, it's not. Don't say that about him. Yeah, technically that's my biological age, but I have like the vibe of like a very young guy. Yeah, he's a very young, chill guy. So you're like super immature and stuff or like what? Yeah, exactly. Did she swipe on you?

Did you get? Oh, I didn't even think about that. She didn't swipe on me. Yeah, you got literally like publicly rejected. She saw you and said, ew. Yeah, they used, not only did they use your photo without your consent, but they publicly were like. I sue them for not swiping right and putting my age as my actual age. If you just like change the movie where she swipes on me, I won't sue you. Yeah, just edit it. You should do that. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Like, yeah, just have them AI it.

I got really I got mad and I crashed out I was tweaking out it sucks too because like if I was in the movie they probably would have been like they probably would just found my picture naturally because I'm so like popular and whatnot and then been like oh my god this girl is so good looking but this just doesn't work because we wouldn't swipe on her we would want her in the movie so then I would be in the movie yeah that's the difference between us also the tea is me and in your in euphoria

-I don't think we're supposed to talk about that. -No, they tweeted about it. -Who's we? -Us, all of us. -Kai directed this season of-- -Yes, I directed it. -He wrote it. -I wrote it, yes. I actually did a weird power play and I kicked Sam Levinson out. -Good. -I mean, you won. -I won. -You made him up. -Yes, we got casted in Euphoria as ruse trip sitters. People were being so shady in the comments. They were like, "Yes, casted as the janitors."

That would be a vibe. Oh my God. I started watching Abbott Elementary and because of that janitor, I would love to be the janitor. That's like the perfect character for me to play. Like I just show up and I say something and then I disappear for the rest of the episode. That's like in my head, that's my ideal role to play in a show. I just want to be on a show and have no, like you don't even need to give me much. I just want to like be passing like all

I don't want to have a purpose. Like, I really just want to be like a room filler, but like a kind of consistent room filler. Isn't Abbott Elementary so good? It is so fucking fun. There's not enough conversation around how perfect of a TV show it is. I know. I need to start it from the beginning because I started watching random episodes because I hadn't seen it before. And fuck, I kind of fucked up and I watched like, I watched some of their best episodes because I literally just looked up what were the best episodes because I feel like I'm so behind on shows in general. Yeah.

- I don't know why I did that. I really, I mean, it's kind of Rain's fault, low key. So that's Rain's fault. 'Cause she was like, this is a really good episode, but also that I just know certain people. I'm the kind of person who I like to watch a show from top to bottom, but that's me. - Top and bottom? - From, oh yeah. - Why are you bringing that up? - I like to watch a show from Drew to Kai. - Yeah, thank God. Yup. - That was good. - I just put my finger in my mouth and then touched you. - What we were gonna say before. So Drew, you know, I'm always saying that your body is a work of art.

I'm trying to compliment you. The way y'all interact is genuinely kind of just the way y'all talk to each other. I think I've heard y'all have like two normal conversations. Well, no, no, no. And every time y'all are texting each other, I'll be like, oh, what made you laugh? Like, what are you laughing about? And it's some weird shit you sent him or vice versa. No, no, no. I was speaking Kai's language. Oh.

Oh, wait. What haven't you learned? Is that your Valentine's Day gift to him? Yeah, that's his native tongue. A pig snort? I just don't understand. Wait, what is he saying, Kai?

Saying like, what are you talking about? What's the next topic of the podcast? But it doesn't matter. I think he's being mean. Is that not sweet? It's so sweet. He went out and he learned your language. Duolingo. Well, I have fucking carpenter ants. So thanks, guys. That's why I didn't want to say anything about the move. Because I have fucking carpenter ants. And they make her room smell. I wake up every morning to...

buzzing sounds. What does that mean? They eat the wood? They eat the wood and shit it out. Also, literally, tell them how sexy of a man I am. I'm like a real man. This is like a compliment to both of us in my head, but I will start with you.

- I'm like a real man. - People genuinely ask how me and Drew work so well together. And it is because there are just certain roles we play in each other's lives that we take that role

And we accept. Like, even when it annoys you. Or I might just be speaking for you because he does, like, a lot of, like, house. Like, Drew will take care of a house. Like, this is a man who he will tend to the house. We are kind of like the, what's that? Like, hot couple, Levi and Coraline. Oh, Levi and William. William. Me saying Levi and Coraline, that's just her name. Like, that's her full name. I was just stalking them yesterday. They're such a fucking vibe, bro. But, like, we are that, but minus the cooking. That's not happening.

Actually, no, my man cooked me. Oh, wait, I literally cooked. He cooked me a yummy ass pasta and I fucked it up. I got the exterminators coming in tomorrow to get her ants out and I cooked her a pasta dinner. No, this is my man. My man, my man, my man. But I genuinely think we only work so well together because you do that kind of shit and then I do. I actually don't know what I do. You don't do much. No, I'm kidding. You do a lot. Oh.

I clean the rest of the house. I keep the house tidy. You clean your room four times a day. Yeah, my OCD in that room has really gotten to me. Every night the ghost of this house tells me to clean and I literally can't stop. And it'll be like 2 a.m. and I'll be cozy in bed about to fall asleep and I'll be falling into sleep like this and then I'll hear a broom go...

Because she's right above me. I hear everything from Inye. Literally everything. Every Azul footstep. Have you heard unwanted sounds? No, I haven't. I haven't heard that yet. But Inye's very heavy footed. She's very, very heavy footed. She stomps around. She's heavy footed. Why the fuck are you nodding your head? Yes, bitch. No, I'm not kidding. No, guys. There's seriously nothing graceful about me. I don't know.

- No, you can turn it on and off. But no, Inya stomps in her room. - My like gracefulness battery is the equivalent to when you buy an old digital camera and you use flash three times. Like that's like the amount in which I can hold myself to be classy. - Yeah, but yeah, Inya, like you're not heavy footed. You just walk on your heels. - No, I'm heavy footed. Yeah, I stomp around. And I try and I really like what's fucked up is I try my day. - You don't try.

-Sometimes I do. Well, it also doesn't help because I've said this before and it's the corniest thing ever, blah, blah, blah, but y'all seriously, if more people just listen to a song on repeat that they really liked and dance around their room, I think everybody would be happy. That doesn't help for you because I blast my music and I stomp around my room. I really am the noisemaker. -And he is the annoying roommate. -But I do such good things. -You do amazing things. -I got a table. -Two.

And I got us a bunch of rugs. I have to show them to you. No, you didn't. I haven't seen them yet. Well, I found out that I'm tongue-tied. Damn, they thought that shit was funny as fuck. I know. I got the whole neighborhood laughing. Yeah, I found out I'm tongue-tied. And that's probably why I miss words all the time. Oh, that's a medical term? Yeah, there's this line. Basically, if you open your mouth all the way, as wide as you can go,

And then try to touch the roof of your mouth with your tongue. If you can't touch the roof of your mouth with your tongue, you're tongue-tied. I'm not. Oh, I am tongue-tied then. I can't do that. Yeah. Okay. Jesus Christ. That's so fucking nasty. Wait, do I? Y'all really just are so weird. Like, y'all are weird people. Why is that weird? Oh.

You have to blur my tongue. I just have a pale tongue. I swear. I have a really pale tongue. I've been smoking too long. I feel like, do you know what? I feel like some people have smoker's tongue and I really need to stop smoking so much because I'm pushing it. And I just don't think you could get that medically done. Does my tongue look weird? Ew, Kai, like. Do that in front of the camera. Why are you running? Is this weird, y'all?

whatever anxiety medicine you're on now is working too fucking well. Like,

I'm kidding though. That was me. You are, today you are such a ray of sunshine. Thank you. You're a blessing. Even if I have anxiety, why would I keep my gift from people and show them that I can do stuff like that? Yeah, and yeah, that was really crazy. Yeah, that's actually crazy. It's so nasty. A lot of people think that that's cool that I can do that. It is awesome. And I know everyone agrees. I made the roof of my mouth, like, I feel like I tickled my, like that area. Do you know what I mean? Like now it like itches. Yeah, because I was like,

Touching it. Yeah, when I pet a cat and their whiskers like touch my forearm I feel it on the roof of my mouth

I don't know how to describe it. Huh. That's really weird. And if someone presses my belly button, I feel it in my penis tip. That happens to me too. Yeah. I feel that. I feel that way too. We feel that way together. Yeah. We feel that way together. No, when I touch my belly button, it kind of hurts. Oh, what I was going to say before, but then you interrupted me rudely. Oh. Get out. Actually, hold this. Huh? You got him. Come on.

Oh my God. I've never been hit there before. Drew just slapped me in the gooch. And honestly, I didn't hate it. What I was going to say was that your body is a piece of art. It's tea. It's a piece of art and somebody put it in a gallery.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone painted me, guys. Someone did a big oil painting, did their big one with it. I love a good, I love a good oil painting. Like, I love a good, do I say it weird? Oil. I love good oil paint. I like had to cut oil from my vocab because I realized I literally did lose my Texas accent because I used to say like, oh, I had to put oil in my car.

oil someone painted me knocked out knocked out on the front which it honestly is beautiful it's it is a beautiful painting and also there's like a lot of meaning behind i know i was gonna say because that was like the last night you ever drank like that's on video yeah it's like it's an iconic moment it's like a it's a uh a lens into my it's a lens into my sobriety uh wait kai what's their name does in you

Or Hasenya. Hasenya? Hasenya? We'll flash it on the screen. I've never seen that name. Beautiful name, girl. Gorgeous, gorgeous gowns. No, but shout out to you. That painting was fucking lit. It's so good. Also, how long did it take? Because I really don't understand how you can make an oil painting that big because I can't. I have no idea, but we'll insert the IG account.

Well, if when I'm old, if I ever see a video of myself being recorded by a younger person from far away and they're pitting me online, I'm not kidding. I will go out of my way and do meth and kill that person with my bare hands. Because let me find out anybody is just like,

pitying me in my head my ideal situation is somehow i have grandkids but they're probably not my grandkids they're like y'all's grandkids which makes them my grandkids um and i'd be down for them to record me because i'm funny like the right right lady like that's a vibe but bitch if you see me struggling did you know that's a bit up did you know the right right was a bit

Oh yeah, I know it's like a whole video they recorded and then the... Yeah, they cut... Yeah, they like cut it up. But that's what I'm saying. She's like still such a funny lady. If I'm struggling to pick something up and instead of fucking helping me, your piece of shit ass is filming me. The amount of TikToks I see like that, like... Oh, poor old person. And it's like them trying to put something in their car. Bitch, go help them. Like literally, why are you recording them? Yeah, no, I'm going to be like my grandkids, like holy grail. Like...

Like I'm going to be like that one grandma on TikTok that like her grandkid like feeds her lines to say. That's what they're, I'm just going to be so geriatric and like rotted by then that like I'm just going to be saying like all of the young slang and like crashing out. I'm going to be like Batty Winkle, which actually can someone please tell me like if Batty Winkle is still alive? Like I'm not kidding because I,

I reference her a lot and I looked it up recently and I couldn't find any updated photos of her. So I don't know. And if Batty Winkle isn't here with us anymore, honestly, it does make me sad. That is a really big loss. That does make me sad because like, oh no, it's Granny Winkle. I always say Batty Winkle. It's Granny Winkle. Granny Winkle. No, I think it's Batty Winkle.

Something like that. It's some weird ass name. And honestly, let me find out. Oh, my dear. Oh, my weekend or whatever the fuck didn't cut her the fattest check ever because I'm beating everybody up. That was the girl. She was literally the poster girl for a brand. She was cleaning out. Like she's kind of lit for that. Yeah. And the last thing I'll bring up is.

uh we obviously filmed the episode in big sur um for last week and it was beautiful um no that was we weren't in big sur we were in fucking what's it called we were in paris texas yeah we were in paris texas it was beautiful it was beautiful um but in big sur i crashed down i had i had like a real life like

like seeing red moment. And I won't go into too much detail, but basically I was trying to be nice to someone and I asked them about the weather because there was a really gnarly weather storm coming in. And I was just like, oh, like just making sure she knew, making sure like we were on the same page. Also, we both grew up in places that were affected by extreme weather. And that is a casual thing. Like when a hurricane was about to hit Miami, when you go to Publix to get something and be like, oh, like,

like how are you feeling for the storm are you ready like is everything good like yeah been keeping up with it like so i just was making casual conversation i mean i should have known better because from the jump it was like get out of my city you don't belong here yeah she did not fuck with my mom yeah it was it was really gnarly and like there was a moment where i tried to like or she she asked me how i wanted to pay and i was like oh do you do apple tap

because literally I had my wallet and I had cash and a card in there, but it was literally stuck in my back pocket. And I had to like take my pants off to get my wallet out. So I was like, hopefully she takes Apple Pay because I know she's going to be so mad if I like. Try to get that out of your pants. Yeah, I struggle. And so I go to like tap because it says you can tap now and she pushes my hand and phone out of the way. And then she's like, you tap when I tell you to tap.

And I was like, okay, and then like a second later. She's like, okay tap now I tap She also said I was like do you take Apple Pay and she was like unfortunately Which is just bad energy, but I'm still trying to kill her with kindness. I'm still trying to be nice and

and I talked to her about the weather and she muttered something under her breath, like super angered Lee, like really mad. And I was like, Oh God, um, what would you say? And she was like, no, no, no, no, no. And I was like, what? And she said, I said, check the Doppler. I'm not your Doppler radar. And I was like,

In that moment, I saw red and I was so angry. I'm going to beat this bitch up. Yeah, no, literally that one audio. And y'all, I said heinous, heinous things, not directly to this woman, but in earshot of this woman. And I said some really vile, hateful things that I regret. But don't be mean to me. I was just being so nice. I was literally having such a good day. I'm about to beat this bitch up.

I'm about to beat this bitch up. I'm about to beat this bitch up. I remember thinking, I'm about to beat this bitch up. I'm about to beat this bitch up. But yeah, and like, I was like probably...

30 yards away, like saying these things so she could hear because Inya and Josh had gone to the library, um, like right next door. And yeah, I know. She already didn't fuck with our vibe. Like the second we pulled up, it was, it was this weird ass gas station that still has you like pump your gas and then you pay, which I am so sorry. She, she kept saying, Oh, like old fashioned times. And that's when I knew her funky ass voice.

was being fucking weird for no reason. Cause that's the first thing she said. She was like, Oh, like the old times, like the way it's supposed to be. She was so shady from the jump. Cause I went up to pay and she was like, no, you pump first. Like the old fashioned times. Well,

I like I I snapped back before I like crash out and I'm like um sorry I was just trying to make like casual conversation sorry and then she was like she like kind of like reset a little bit and was like oh I was being mean and then she turned it up to level 10 and was like well you do know this weather like affects real lives and like where our lives are actually affected by this weather up here and she just like went off on me for like 30 seconds about it and then I was just like

whatever and I just like walked away and then she knew she fucked up because as we were driving away she like tries to like make things right and she goes she looks at um looks at me and I'm making eye contact with her the whole time because I'm like shit I wish I could like show y'all how mean she was to me but I really don't want to go there because it actually still affects me I was shaking in anger as we were driving away um and she like knew she fucked up and so she looks at me and she's like

And I keep staring at her and she's trying to wave at me. And then she's like,

because I'm not waving back. Like, don't play with me. Well, also, I think because you were upset and then she, I think she got scared when me and Josh came back because she heard you telling us what had happened. And I think in her head, she was like, oh, I'm about to have to prep to like go against like three 20 something year olds. But here I go arguing with a bitch like you. Ew, you fucking nasty fucking putrid fucking nasty bitter fucking negative bitch. Here I go arguing with a bitch with rotten meth teeth. No, literally. Also, don't play with me.

I think should be passed. Not actually not law. I'm just going to start doing it. I think this summer I'm going to push old mean white people into a well. That's that to me sounds like a correct punishment for evil, nasty fucking white people is like not the kind of well that's going to kill you. But I want a well with enough water to like to cushion your fall a little bit. And you don't really have to swim while you're down there and waiting for help. But I really want to tell old white people to go look into a well and then push them in it.

And I want it to be like a spring day. I want it to be beautiful outside, but the sun to be perfectly pointed so that when they fall in the well, the sun is shining directly on them. So they get sunburn on the top half of their body. That's not being saved by water or protected by water. And then the...

Hot summer sun is so hot, though, that it evaporates the water while it's above them. And then like it's a place in the US where it gets really cold at night. So then they have to be freezing and soaked and sunburned. That is correct punishment, I think. I fully, fully, fully, fully, fully support that.

yeah like is that not perfect next time you piss me off i'm gonna literally get a well built in my room like that goes down to your bedroom and when you're in my room i'm gonna push you into the well and you have to stay there until i lock unlock the door from the other side that is a fucking vibe bro um okay like what it's just like is it though because it's like not

I think it's a vibe. I like swimming. I think I want to rip your shirt off with my teeth. Yeah, period. Just that. And play with you. Thank you. Thank you. Sorry, y'all. That really, I just started thinking about. I know. I feel like it put you back in that place. It really put me back in the place. And so I have to lift ourselves out of it with some psyops. You should just lift yourself out of it. True.

It's Drew. Psy up. It's Psy up. Fuck. Wait. It's Drew. Psy up. Psy up. Fuck. It's Drew. Psy up. Drew. Psy up. Drew. Psy up. Drew. Psy up. Were you practicing? Did you practice that? No, I just was coming up with it on the spot. Oh. It was pretty good though, right? I mean, you kept like, it sounded like you were messing up, but. Do I got to dress up as a vape to get sucked on around here? Yeah.

-Yes. -Men out here wearing Nike head to toe with a dick that just can't do it. -That's good. That's good.

No car, but you're going around telling everybody's business. Okay, walkie talkie. That's just a certified classic. That was just you for the first four years of being in LA. Wait, this is such a certified classic that like I can't believe I haven't said yet. Why does McDonald's Sprite taste like a screenshot? Yeah.

If butt isn't supposed to be eight, then why is it already cut in half? Shut the fuck up. Homeless man's sign said, one day it could be you, so I put my dollar back in my pocket just in case the motherfucker was right. I think my bones are done. Does that make sense? The way my cartilage cracks in all of my joints, I'm cooked.

We clock the tea we think we deserve. Shut the fuck up. Unemployed people always want to fight. Go punch a clock and knock out eight hours. That was good. I'm so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up and subtitles come out of my face. Bitch.

Okay, I'll do I'll find one more. I have a talking disease. I think something's wrong You have a talking disease. I literally do. I'm the first woman to have the talking disease Can you believe they would just kill bitches who talked as much as me in the olden days? Like I would be dead a long time ago. They'd be like, all right We gotta get this bitch out of here. I can't get over the fact that the word gullible backwards spells cat You're so annoying

Whatever, that's all I got. No, didn't Josh give you a good one yesterday? Oh, he said Mr. Beast more like Mr. Boast. That guy's so full of himself. And then I countered back and said Mr. Beast more like Mr. Least. He's giving away all his money. Fuck Mr. Beast, like on a real note. Fuck Mr. Beast. I fucking hate that bitch. We need to make a Mr. Beast dish track. Oh, coming soon. We'll debut it when we come back.

Oh my god, guys, we're not gonna see each other for a while. They have no idea. We're leaving you guys for a month. Unironically, not a bit. Yeah. We need some time. I need some space from you. It's not you. It's not you, it's us. Yeah, it's us. I mean, you are really toxic and hateful and mean to me and you yell in my face, but I like that. Yeah, sometimes I need that. So that's okay. But like...

You just like you like me too much and I don't really feel like I can handle that right now. So I think I need to like not talk to you for a month. Let's go a month no contact. And then you're going to you're going to be like, oh, my God, month no contact. But you're going to see everything I post and be like, fuck, I wish we could talk. And then I'm going to be back in a month. You're going to like get like a dopamine rush like I'm back. So I am.

I love you though. And I love you so much. And I'm really going to miss you. And like, you mean the most to me and I'm not love bombing you. Um, but I just can't be around you because you're a lot right now, right now, just right now. Um,

But I'll definitely be back in a month because I'm going to need my ego brushed up and boosted. So please be here in a month. Please, please, please. Because I love you. Legitimately, though, we are taking a month off or like three weeks or something like that. I don't know the exact amount of time, three episodes. But we'll be back. We just need to recuperate.

We've had a stressful, stressful few months. Like not even work. Work has been chill, but just in real life. And we got some things that we need to take care of and handle with, with our families and our friends and our relationships. So we'll be back. We'll be back. I'm back and I'm better. I want you bad as ever. Don't let me stop. I don't know. I want to give sex. Sex with me is amazing. So amazing.

um media though right sorry for killing the vibe at the very oh i know i it was like a like a breakup we kind of just had our closure talk because at the beginning we started it and then we kind of brushed over it because we didn't want to remind each other why we were here yeah but maybe we clip it and put it in the beginning just break your heart early yeah just get over with um because no one's gonna fucking see that

No. Does anybody watch to the end? If you watch to right now. No one's watching at this point. We can do whatever we want. If you watch right now, comment poopy poopy butt in the comments. Oh my God. Poopy poopy butt. Okay. But yeah, I will. It will be sad, but it will be worth it. Me thanks. The break. Yeah. I thought I was going to cry saying it because there's a lot of emotions behind it.

I haven't cried on the podcast since Madeline. I looked at Madeline and she was a mother. I need to cry on here again. What should I cry about? My episode where I do this fun thing where like I cry only in huge explosions now. I don't do my casual crying the way I used to. Media. I got LV Sandals by DJ S-Kid or S-DJ Kid or S-D-Kid.

jesus christ the winner is from the little miss sunshine soundtrack the little miss on side top i i telephono ta tocando by dj yeah i don't know i don't know what the lyrics are to this song so they could be very problematic but i love this song oh this shit's fucking brazilian or what yeah

I'm really just letting it play and looking at this cover because it's easily the worst cover I've ever seen. Let me show. Oh,

I have a SoundCloud playlist which is so insane to say in 2025 but Violet made it for me it was like her it's all her Brazilian DJ music that she played in Japan and

And the covers of those songs are the most insane things I've ever seen in my entire life. That's when you know the song is about to be good. Yeah, it's like literally hole-in-the-wall restaurant vibes. It's like the good shit. Sticky menu vibes. Yeah, sticky menu vibes. Wait, I watched something that I was like, oh, I need to talk about that, but it doesn't matter. Well, my media of the week is this. I didn't even do mine yet, Kai, so back up. Back the fuck up.

I'm sorry.

What is that? What is it? What is it? Taxi Driver? I don't know. It's a boy movie. It could be a lot of movies. Oh, Taxi Driver is a boy movie. Yeah, I just saw that for the first time. Y'all are too much. Like, boys are too much. It did take me two days to finish. Obviously, it was gorgeous. But like, one thing about me is I don't give a fuck about A Man's Crash Out. Like, A Man's Crash Out is just so less inspiring to me. But it was such a good movie. And also, De Niro and the blonde girl...

the, the one he was crashing out over girl, I would crash out too. Like, I guess I would crash out too. So I can't even really hold him. So that was a good movie. I saw another boy movie. Oh, I started the master. I feel like that's a boy movie. I couldn't finish it. Really? I,

I got like an hour and 30 in, but I was really sleepy because I think I... You were too sleepy. I watched a movie before that. I watched something before that and then I watched that. I was just like on a... Oh, I literally think I watched Wicked. And then I was like, time to put myself to sleep. So I put the master on. But...

I have to finish it. I've gotten into a really bad habit of starting movies and not finish them, which was a bad habit I got into as a teenager. And I'm back to that. Like I have watched. Paprika. That is the one movie I will literally never finish. And I know it's amazing, but that movie puts me to sleep like it's a narcotic.

It is literally like it gives me fucking narcolepsy. It gives me necrophiliac. Like it's so crazy. Like I just start fucking dead people and munching. You know what's fucked up is the other night I slept in Drew's bed and he heard my knees cracking while we were going to bed. And he like literally shut up from his sleep. And he was like, was that your knee? And I said, yes. And it's made me self-conscious about how loud my like knees crack. My knees crack crazy. I've never heard that before or since. So.

That was just, that was a rare moment. Every night I like, I like do this or I like clench here and then my knees crack a bunch and it feels so good, but I know that's bad, right?

I think popping joints is okay. Fuck. I really wish like, but there's different types of cracks. Like in my knee, I have scar tissue from my knee surgery and that is not good. I think I have like a bruise, a permanently bruised meniscus, but I swear I know what that is. Well, I guess I'll miss you guys. I guess I actually will because I, I like talking.

You know, I love our little band. But I need to take a break from talking so my talking can get better. I love, like, I've been seeing a bunch of TikToks recently of people being like, bro, I feel like I'm in the room with them. And, like, I'll be, like, laughing and then I'll, like, in my head, like, want to chime in and they can't chime in because it's, like, they're on the other side of the screen. Babe.

Chime in. Record yourself recording it and then have a conversation with us and upload that shit to TikTok. No, someone legitimately should do that and start an account like those one boys that do the Talking Talk Tua. They should do that with Emergency Intercom, but it's like them adding in. Yeah, adding into the conversation and then playing. That's a million dollar idea. Whoever's out there is great. Thank you guys so much for watching. We will see you soon and

I hope you're here when I get back. And if you're not, honestly, I understand, but you're a bitch for moving on because literally you couldn't just wait for me for three weeks. You couldn't wait. You couldn't just wait while I go around and I do whatever I want and I don't talk to you for three weeks. God, you're a bitch. No, but seriously, please be here when I come back. And nothing is going to change, by the way. Like we're not like building a site or some shit. Oh yeah, don't get too excited. Yeah, like we're really, it's like, it's purely for us. It's for our mental. Yeah.