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That was- that was loud. Oh, that was really nasty. That was stinky. Ayyy!

I'm here, Miley. I'm genuinely late. It's such a long time coming. I've been bothering these girls so much. We've been bothering you, I feel like. We're really bad with guests because we always, we forget that like the people we want on are our friends. And then we feel bad about asking our friends to do it because it feels like asking our friends to cover a shift. Yeah, yeah. It's like, please clock in, please. I'll clock in. Well, we're so excited you're here today because this is...

Long time coming. Very long time. Yeah. Should we talk about our car crash? Oh my God. You guys got in a car crash. Yeah. Like almost died. In Paris. It was very Princess Diana. And it was Alex's fault. Yeah. Literally.

Wait, was it? I was trying to connect to the aux. No, it was not Alex's fault. No, it's literally not your fault, but it was so funny because Alex was like, can we get Bluetooth in the Uber instead of doing the thing where Ubers pull aside and do it? He literally was like, okay, and was looking down at his screen. And I feel like you tried to warn him. Oh, yeah. You were warning him. We were going really fast. We were going really fast. And he was slowing down, not at all. Wait, he wasn't slowing down. And we were going really close to the car, and I was like, ah!

You were like, stop. Like, right here. Stop. I know. Literally before you even got out, you're like, excuse me. And then we hit. But honestly, it wasn't even that dramatic. I feel like we could have, it could have been more. I mean, you did. It was a tap. Yeah, it was a tap. But Enya did fly across the car because it was like,

two seats like facing each other so inya like was in the back seat and me and alex were in the front seat and inya flew into us and i broke my ribs bruised my ribs like and then we had the night of our lives yeah h&m dinner

Yeah. It was beautiful. Actually, honestly, the most, like, fun part about that night was going back to the hotel and just watching TV. No, honestly, you guys, it was so lit. They, like, upgraded me at the hotel because I told them I was Italian and I'm not really Italian. But the guy was, like, hot and I was like, oh, are you Italian? And he was like, yeah. And I was like, oh, period. Same. He was like, he was like, oh, like, let me see if there's any upgraded rooms. Yeah.

Yahoo upgraded me to penthouse. Like, like, it was fire. Yeah, I know. And me and Drew, literally, we walked in and we were like, we're sleeping in here. Can I spend the night? There was a bathtub, you guys. Yeah. Bathtub, giant closet, like,

a separate bedroom like a living room that was the size of like a new york apartment it was and they had apple tv that was the craziest vibe ever i've never been in a hotel and been like can y'all bring me an apple tv and they bring it right i've never had that and they had a golden cookie golden cookie okay the like the thing with like expensive treats i can't with it like i genuinely really do you like sugar fish like the sushi spot

Not really. Isn't that sweet fish? Sweet fin? Girl, what's that candy called? Sugar fish is the... What the hell are you talking about? Sugar fish is sweet. Don't play with me. I'm a fan. Wait, I gotta look it up now. No, sugar fish is a fucking sushi restaurant. I was about to say, don't eat my kind.

fish sugarfina sugarfina oh i've never been into a sugarfina oh is it alive i don't know it's kind of cute it's kind of cute it's like the little boxes like acrylic boxes of like three candies that you pay eight dollars for that like you could probably get 70 000 bags of candy for the same amount um i just don't with the little acrylic cases i think it's locks

I think it's bougie. And if I'm going to eat some candy, girl, might as well crack it open. Also, just imagining like if I had kids, imagine being eight and getting that fucking box of candy. I'd be like, okay. I'd be like, I'm getting socks. Yeah. What's the worst gift you ever got? Inya's presents in my life. I really, I hate it. But it was a gift.

- The worst gift. - But still a gift. - A gift that keeps giving. - I can't think of a bad gift. Have you gotten any bad gifts? Or like, did you get a bad gift for Christmas? Which I feel like sounds so spoiled, but my parents and people in my family, some of the gifts they give me, I'm so sorry.

Why did you give this to me? Because where the fuck am I supposed to put it? No, my family's the type of family where they're like, oh, this is your big gift. And I opened it up this year and it was like a scale for the suitcase. I'm like, bitch. That's shady. They're like, oh, it's Hoverway. I'm like, bruh.

no like a utilitarian gift is good when it's actually something i want because that scale i would put money on the fact that you were going to lose that in the next like month no but like it's the big gift so it's the big one the big one that keeps giving but um i was forgotten on christmas this year actually and my mom listens to every single episode

So, basically me and my family, like we do Christmas where like all of the grandkids get like big, like Christmas is where they're unwrapping a bunch of gifts and then like the adults get like one thing and it's all the same thing across everybody. They forgot my ass. They got every other...

person in the fucking family. - Well, maybe it's 'cause he did something. I feel like there's a side to this story he's not. - And you know what's crazy is they acted like they didn't forget me 'cause I was the one setting the presents out. So I like went under the tree and I was like organizing it by pile for like the grandkids. And I was like, oh, okay, like here's my brother's gift. Here's my sister's gift.

Here's my sister's gift. Oh wait, where's mine? And all of the presents were gone and then I went into the other room and I came back out and they're like, oh we found your gift, we found your gift, like we found it. Turns out they re-wrapped my brother-in-law's gift as mine and then I only found out because like a week later my dad shipped the same thing to the house and it was sitting there and I was like, I put the pieces together and I was like, y'all are so evil. They said you get

Then you get the tree. Take the tree. Take the tree and the ornaments and the pines on the floor. You get to go and scoop the pine needles that have fallen on the floor. I mean, we have a plastic tree. Is your family a plastic tree family? No. Real tree? No, no tree. Real tree camo? No, no. We do tree. We do tree. Look that tree in the bay. Bay area. It's just a big weed plant. Bro, I really can't believe you're from the bay. I always forget that. Can you shmeeze?

Wait, show me the shmeez and then I'll tell you if I can. You need to see the full. Bay Area. Okay, show it. Oh. Is that like offensive, kinda? Yeah, make sure it's coming through.

- Bro. Wait, so when did you leave the Bay? Like when did you move? - I moved from the Bay. Okay, here's my lore. So I moved to go to school in New York to Pace University. - Pace. - Hey. - Pace for fashion? - No, girl. - Is Pace just regular? - Yes, girl. I was doing sports management. - What was your GPA? Sports management? - Yes, girl. I was trying to manage like the trades.

I was trying to manage the trains because I had a plot. I was going to be like, oh, like, you know, like workers to lovers. But now my GPA was lit though. Like I like did everything. I just like did into enough. Electives. Yeah. And like community service, which like, honestly, like,

I thought I did, but I guess like people really be like pushing P, especially in their colleges. Oh no. It was so hard for me to graduate. I had to get all my, cause to graduate high school, we had to have community service hours and I had like three teachers fake that shit because I went to, yeah, I went to somewhere where I thought it was community hours and I knew deep down it wasn't because it was just a busted ass museum that me and my friends would go and smoke weed and just chill out. That's community. Was it crispy? Was it crispy? No.

Right. Right. Bridge is so loud. I know. It smells like feet. It gets literally stankin'. I don't know what happened. No, please. They can smell. Dude.

Dude, I'm not kidding. When you opened it, I was like, oh, that's so embarrassing. Like, also, it's like a slow creeping stink. Yeah. It's a little funkle. Yeah. Well, it's apple cider vinegar that just like exploded inside of the fucking thing. Which I don't know how. It's him and Josiah. They broke it and I don't know how they broke it. Who the fuck got diet apple cider vinegar in the fucking fridge? I low-key think it was Josiah. Yeah. Or was it your apple cider vinegar?

cider no it was mine but i drink it every morning also i get like high on it like i don't know if this is just a me thing or if someone else can like can like back me up on this but when i take a shot i literally feel like a buzz that i would get from like an alcoholic drink i guess also you're like dead sober on all fronts yeah so really i'm raw dog in life

That's how I feel when I have air one Wait, but keep continue wait. Do you know sports like or yes? I know sports. I've heard of um a couple I know long But no I ended up dropping out okay, yeah, I dropped out and then I lived in New York and

Ever since it's really fucking lit. So were you doing like tick-tock while going to school or did you drop out by then? No, I was so I was doing tick-tock like in kovat. Yeah. Yes 2020 is that when you got your start? Yeah, I got my start. I don't know if you've seen my famous viral video Oh, I've literally have been a fan Yeah, I feel like me and you have been watching you since you were like a baby which is also insane because I

when I see old videos of you it's really jarring because I'm like oh my God I remember I was what did you say oh nothing

I was seeing videos of you when you were like 18 and I'm like, oh my god, I've been seeing her face since she was like a literal child. No, but I've been doing it for like a long time. I had this video of me like painting on the wall Louis Vuitton. I like did Louis Vuitton while you remember when that was the thing. Wait, that's kind of like everybody's start because you had the Gucci slides, Emma Chamberlain had the Gucci shirt and you had the Louis Vuitton wall. It's literally. Yep.

No, I dated a skeleton, like a literal... You dated a skeleton? Yeah, that was like my whole thing. Oh yeah, he bought a skeleton from Party City and he would make videos with it. And then it got me pregnant. What was Josiah's start? That video of him. That video of him. Wait, did you guys record that video of him talking? He was like in line at like a therapy office or something. And he was like, it was like the cut one where he goes... Oh, they're about to fucking kill me in this dentist's office. That bitch. That bitch. That bitch. That bitch.

Cancel my appointment and escorted me out and I'm actually like what the fuck so we're at fucking Wendy's Oh this actually looks good

That's my favorite fucking video I've ever seen. We had to insert that. And Lucas recorded that. It was, wait, what was that for? He was at the doctor for, like, God fucking knows. He's at the doctor all the time. He stays at the doctor. And he had Lucas outside filming him. And I was carrying him because I'm like, bitch, the people around you probably do think you are freaky as fuck. Hey. Yeah. He freaky. Yeah, he's freaky. I know. I'm, like, saying people thinking he's freaky. He is freaky. Like, he is freaky.

- Wait, at what point were you like, okay, school is not a vibe like modeling. - It's actually so kind, I walked Versace and then I went to school and everyone was like. - Wait, you walked Versace before school? - No, while I was in college. Like I took two days off and like at my school, 'cause I was doing, what's it called? Where you get like a scholarship. I was doing that and it was like full ride scholarship because like that was like the only way I could have moved to New York and I was like, okay.

And I did Versace and I went back and they were like, oh, you missed more than two days. So like you're failing everything. And I was like, okay, well not Donatello. Versace. Versace. Yeah, no. So then I stopped and I moved to Lower East Side. That is so insane. Did you know people in New York before you moved there? Did you move there and you were like, I just need to meet people. Fresh start. I knew people, but it was like the funky gays. If you live in New York. Not me. That's not me. That's not me. Yeah, right.

No, but you're really not funky besides the feet smell. And I'm not gay, so. Hey, period. Yeah, no, right. Whatever rows your boat. That's so insane, though. Wait, so wait, how long have you...

because also how old are you I don't know why I don't know your age off the top of my head in my head 21 you're 22 no but you just turned 21 right yeah so I've been trans my whole life no I'm kidding I'm 21 I just turned 21 21 21 honestly like it was kind of sad coming out with my like 21 like oh I'm 21 because like all the trades were like oh bitch you've been lying oh you've been lying and I was like damn

How old were you saying you were? I was like 25 in 2018. But like with the smoky eye.

You couldn't tell. That's how I feel when I look at pictures of me at 18. Because in my head, I was like, I look like a 30-year-old woman. I'm like, I'm grown as fuck. And now I look at pictures and I'm like, I look like a child with makeup on. Like, I look like a baby. Speaking of trade, I have some shit to talk. So...

Last episode I was talking about stalking my crush and that I found everything ever that there is possibly ever to find out about this person also wait one second Why is that word on your mind? Garfunkel I've been saying all this time Simon and Garfunkel Yes the Garfunkel I feel like that's isn't that um Winkle isn't there like a show like a 1950s cartoon called like Winkle and Garfunkel Bullwinkle Bullwinkle Bullwinkle Bullwinkle Yes But so

Last episode, I talked about stalking my crush and I found everything there to find out about him. I even went...

That's the trade. That is the trade. Bullwinkle's trade. You know there's a statue of him in Hollywood? Period. We need to go find our man. Have you been to the pink wall yet? Yes, bitch. I did. I have been. There you go. You've been at the pink wall. Look, the pink wall is falling off. We need to bring it back. Yeah, we're going to bring... In 2025, the pink wall is coming back. Yeah, it's where we're going to be. It's going to be the green wall. We're giving it a new coat. It's brad. I think we need to do splatter paint on it. Yeah.

Bring it back. We need to do like the UV splatter paint and replace the lights so that at night people could go take UV. Oh, hell no. That's the worst type of bitch. But I was talking about this man, not boy, man. And I was just talking to him. Well, someone got on TikTok and made a video of them saying like,

Exactly what I said. So I found out like this guy that I was seeing like stalked me and found my family is this like a red flag and was acting like it was fucking me and it wasn't him. It would never be him. You are not my trade. You are not my trade. You are not my trade. You are not my trade. You are not my trade. You are not my trade. Truth.

only so mad because drew has such a specific type and this man is the complete opposite of drew's type so so you never bought a birkin though you never bought him a birkin he did that himself i wish i had the birkin honestly you don't need the birkin you know the birkin like that don't disrespect that is crazy don't disrespect don't don't do it but uh the only reason i found out was because of tyrell and he was like so you and caleb and i was like who the fuck is caleb like what are you talking about wait does tyrell know this person

I don't know. Or was he just like gossiping for the sake of gossip? I guess. Wait, how do you spell his name? Tyrell's timeline is insane. Girl, your nails are so sharp. I know. You should do that. No, girl, you know what you should do? You should do that thing where you go and cut them and like, did you see that? Oh, the shark tooth? The shark tooth. Yeah. Oh, you should. And you should get like acrylic builder gel so they're hard.

Why did I just see that fucking man on my TikTok today? Was this about you? Yeah. I'm a cheater.

But this is not my trade and he's acting like he's my trade and it was so crazy because I literally commented like LMFAO like fuck you you're lying his ass deleted me saying you're lying fuck you and just left LMAO so he literally got my ass and I have to respect it because like he genuinely got me like that. You're saying fuck you it's not you like damn. It's not me it is not you but like

- You're fine. - He finds shit, yeah, he finds shit kinda. - Yeah, you're baddie. - It's just not your vibe. - Like he's like a good looking man, but it's just not someone you would go for. - Yeah, like he's a baddie. Like I can, we can all admit that, but. - But you got your wife right here. - Exactly. - But you got your wife right here. - Right here. - If you a mama, and you got your baby, and your grandmama got the baby, the grandma is the baby. - The grandma is the baby. - And you're not the mama.

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quip.com slash intercom. Get quip, q-u-i-p.com slash intercom. Drew's getting a big spanking for almost dropping that mic after this. Thank you, Quip, for making my cake leave. Bye. I love quoting that and nobody knows. I thought that that was like the most known quote of all time. And recently I've just been like, I feel like the grandma who's the baby, like the grandma is the baby. And every time I say it to a random person, they don't understand. And then when I show them,

They don't understand even more. Like, when I was in Miami saying that to my Miami friends and I showed them that video, they looked at me like I had done meth behind their back. They were like, why is this funny? Honestly, nobody understands the grandma lore ever. No, no one understands half the, like, shit we reference in public. And...

I'm starting to think it makes us the crazy people and not them. No, 100%. No. How about this? No. No, you know what's crazy? Speaking of grandma, I was literally realizing that I don't want to have a daughter, but I want to be a grandma, and I also want to be an aunt. And I was describing in full detail, and I realized that's literally what Uncle Grandpa is. He's like, I want to be a grandma, and I want to be an auntie, bitch. That's Uncle Grandpa. No, wait. That's Uncle Grandpa.

I did not realize that that's kind of what goes on in my head because when I think about like, cause I hoard all of my shit. I hoard all of my clothing, a whore, a slut. I slut on my clothing. But yeah,

I like hoard it all and it's because I'm like, oh, like I just imagine like my grandkids going through it one day. Not my children, but my grandkids. I'm kind of on the same wavelength. Cause I'm like, I don't want children. I want grandkids. - That's gonna take too long though. Like to have grandkids, it takes, it's too long of a process. - That's why I'm saying, I'm like, I don't wanna have to deal with the child. I wanna like have like, like, oh, come see grandma. - That is my vibe too. Like, I like the idea of having kids in spurts. Like I'm like, oh, like,

Taking care of a kid for a summer sounds like a vibe. All the time, I just don't know what I would do with it. Like, I don't think I would want to chill with it that much. Yeah, no, I'm good. Guys, can I tell y'all something? What? So...

I paid $25 to get a facial analysis where they look at my face and tell me the plastic surgery, the fillers I need, what to do with my hair, what to do with my facial hair, my eyebrows, all that shit. That only cost you $25? It only cost me $25. I don't think I would take surgery for $25. And I have. Where is this from? Is this website? Yeah, I'll send it to you later. Okay.

But I'm gonna show you they also Photoshop what you could look like later. - That's crazy. - That's messed up. - Do you wanna see me? - If I got a Photoshop photo of me and what someone thinks would make me look better, I would freak out. - Okay, so this is the photo I submitted, right? - Trade. - Yeah, like I'm giving, like I look good here.

Okay, I I'm actually low-key pissed that they thought I would look like this or would want to look like this like I look like shittier right or am I tripping? You don't necessarily look shittier, but I'm not really understanding what changed. It's just getting detailed filter in the eye. Yeah, they like tanned me a little bit. Well, that's what they they didn't change much because I'm already pretty perfect. It's estrogen. It's estrogen. They want to pump through with the estrogen water that's turning the frogs gay. So literally the frogs are all gay now. Um

thinner straighter eyebrows uh i don't know why straighter is in here because i'm already the if 2025 yeah literally goatee frames face better i they didn't put a goatee on me that's fucking ugly cut hair at the top yeah sorry i know i'm not no i'm kidding the goatees like unless you have like really dense like mustache the goatees have this off also like what happens when you suck dick

I'm not saying you do that because you would never. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Because you would never. I would. I would literally never. No, never. Cut hair at top, but leave the back long and permit to define the waves. Bitch, they didn't cut my hair. They made my hair grow more for some reason. And then they said jaw filler to widen jaw and cheek filler for stronger cheekbones. Oh, so Zac Efron. Yeah, literally. No, they said become Zac Efron. Also, I.

- I really wanna see who is doing that because unless it's like some God forsaken, like different universe where some supermodel is sitting behind the computer doing that, like why? - It's Alex actually. - It is Alex. - That's why I'm asking the website. I'm like. - Don't air my shit out. - Boom. You're gonna send a cease and desist and be like, hey, so this is already kind of my business. - My thing. - No girl, I feel like it's AI 'cause ain't nobody could clock that mug.

Thank you. You already look so good and they really didn't change enough. I wanted to shave my face, but I forgot before we left. You guys should do a bit where you put your face in a mug. Muggy. Muggy. That being a bit. Muggy. No, there's budget here, you guys. Yeah, I mean, look around. There's budget here. Smell the fridge. The car funcle.

I kind of feel that way about New York. - I think I wanna live in the woods. - Yes. - I think I wanna live in the woods. - But then, I just can't tell though, because I'm like, what do you mean if my friends came to town, well, I would have to fucking traverse five hours and figure out where I'm gonna stay. - 'Cause my vibe is, I like New York City for short bits of time, but

i would want to live upstate new york and then i can come and visit the city whenever i want is it have you heard of bushwick you're so annoying no bushwick is so upstate bushwick is so removed i would sorry i would move to l.a you would yeah you would yeah i'll do it do you feel like you stay in new york for like friends and work at this point or oh yeah i mean i i'm there for like work

Obviously, I feel like that's kind of where it is. Like, it's hard to, like, model in L.A. But, like, honestly, Boohoo is kind of... And they're out here. They are.

do it out here no shade fashion over billboards no i really don't with the um like i am so down for commercial modeling i feel like it gets such a bad rep like to like online people like e-commerce like i just i always hear people talking about like e-commerce and that side of modeling but i'm like that is still such a vibe if i see any face i know in a commercial store the happiness it gives me i need

all of my friends i need all of y'all like i need you to be the face of like lancome or l'oreal so that when i go into a sephora or ulta i just see your face around but also it like in my head i wish there was a world where you could do a campaign like that and do one of your silly faces because that's what would really make me happy well when i'm the face of the douche i'll be like

- No, no, clean and clear, clean and clear. - I'm literally, I'm not kidding, I'm gonna put all my work this year into starting a brand to get you to be the face of it and put it in Target so I can have stands with your face. - Yeah, I'll be funky. - I know your Christmas gift next year. - What? - What? - A douche with your face on it. Okay, I think we should address the elephant in the room. - Oh. - Just kidding, your model of the year, what does that feel like? - Hey! Honestly, it's so crazy. Like, I was literally just like talking with my friend about it, it's like,

it's crazy that like I've only kind of been like doing like my job for like four years. Yeah. And then I'm getting like such a good, like such good support. It's really great. But yeah, I don't know. Like I feel like, yeah, it's chill. I'm very blessed. And I feel like it's the kind of thing that like I've worked really hard for. So it's like, it's nice to have the opportunity to finally be seen. And especially as a trans person, like,

you know it's definitely bad and i've heard so many stories of like women who were like who are trans in the industry and like i'm really close with like a lot of the older generation trans women and like they were talking about their experiences like going to work with switchblades and stuff it's so crazy that like i'm at a point now where like i can be celebrated and outwardly be trans

when like there are people who literally had to pull up with like switchblades like that's crazy that is so insane also it is so amazing that like within four years you and you have worked so hard because i feel like also in that in the industry you're in or just like in entertainment in general of course it is not comparable to a nine to five and all of us come from working class families so we see it firsthand so i feel like in a position like yours it's really easy to be almost

Like, I feel like, cause we were with you, like when the Vogue cover came out and everything and me and Drew kept talking about it. And like, we kept saying to you, I'm,

you've been in such a whirlwind for the past four years that it's almost jarring and it's not about being jaded but it's more like it's almost hard to sit back and be like oh my god i'm proud of myself because i did this but you have been running around so much every time we've i feel like that's partially why it took so long as you have been moving non-stop so like it is so deserved and i i can't believe it also this is so funny because like no i don't know such a fart i feel like this

I feel like people think, I went back home and everyone was like, like I was talking with my friends and they were like, oh, like I was worried you're gonna change. I'm like, girl, what? Like I still suck dick on accident. I still suck dick on accident, but that won't change. Let me drive the boat. But the craziest thing to me is that like,

Like a lot of people have like personas that they play up online. Like that's like their shtick. Yeah, that's the whole gag is they're doing something. You're literally just batshit crazy. You're literally just that even in real life when there's no cameras on and it's so admirable to me. It's so sick. Also like you being able to do that and like

to be taken seriously as a model is just like genuinely amazing to me. Yeah, I feel like you have knocked down so many barriers. Yeah, for real. Specifically on personality because it was such a thing that like... I've been talking to Drew about it a lot too, especially like we don't have to get into this conversation because it's like so dense, but I've been thinking a lot about how...

Media really does make people who they are and it's such a normal that, like, to be a top model and to be this gorgeous woman, you have to be kind of, like, silent and reserved and mysterious and it is so awesome that you were batshit crazy and, like, don't give a fuck and you're so real and you also, like, when you go to work, you go to work. -Hey! Thank you. -I regret it.

No, honestly, it's just annoying because hoes are so mad and it's like crazy now because I was literally on TikTok and someone was like, this is what you should be posting on social media. And it was just like, like, be yourself, all this shit. When I started, they were literally like delete everything. Like all the models that I know, like all of their like agencies or whatever were like delete everything, start new, like be a mysterious bitch. And like, you can't wipe my digital footprint, hoe. I was with the fake Birkin in the little Zan hoodie dollar tree posted up on fucking Zine. The Zandemic. It's like, fuck, what was I going to say? I lost it.

Oh, he's losing it. I'm losing it. I'm losing it. No, it is insane. Also, just in entertainment in general, that is such a...

widespread narrative i'm like y'all want this weird like elitism to live so strongly that you will see anybody who is down to just be themselves and make their own path and you want to crush it with all your money yeah because also i was gonna this is what i was gonna say mystery is dead like it's over like i feel like only like four or five people were able to get away with being like a mysterious person but it's just like how about this doer how about yeah exactly

- How about you just authentically be yourself? That's the most mysterious thing you can do is authentically be yourself because no one wants to do it. - Yeah, I feel like that's also such a vibe because I feel like all three of us, there is mystery in being an extroverted person because I feel like all three of us, somebody would be like, "I know I'll meet them and I have a feeling it might be funny and entertaining," but

we get the surprise of also i'm smart yeah so i'm emotionally intelligent and smart when you talk to me on about serious topics like all three of us if we wanted to we could get down into like a gnarly deep conversation yeah but we're just the life of the party hey no for real literally you guys right before this we were all actually sitting here silently doing math equations yeah exactly we have sat prop we're taking our essay well actually we're should we tell them yeah we're

We're writing the SAT this year. Yeah. We're like, yeah. And so we're prepping Alex so she could just get like a free, like, yeah. So Venmo me if you want the answers. I got y'all. Class for the next SAT. It'll be on the dark web. It'll be for sale on LimeWire.

I miss line one. The dark web is so scary. I've never been on. It's so scary. Me neither. And I'm not going to be on. Oh, I ran that shit. I used to like. Girl, what was you doing? Oh, I. So what I wanted to do was buy $50,000 in counterfeit cash. So. For how much? It was like, I bought like $50 in Bitcoin and you get 50 grand back. But then like I started looking up like counterfeit cash and it was like,

16 year old kid 15 year old kid goes to jail for 25 years for paying with or for using counterfeit real cash yeah yeah okay that to me that's pushing it 25 years for fake cash I'm exaggerating but like but still and it was like I was that kid like I was I know

And then also I wanted to buy like hallucinogenic drugs and shit. Yeah, you were like looking up how to buy drugs online. Yeah, and I also know stealth shipping methods. If anybody wants to tap in, I'll sell you them. Basically, a DVD case, put the drugs inside of the...

DVD case. Oh girl, you'd be great at shipping out fake IDs, brother. When I opened my fake ID, it was in a literal rag doll. What's the doll with the hair? Raggedy Ann. It was literally in a Raggedy Ann doll. You know, I never had a fake ID. The fake ID I used was Orion one time in a club in 2016 found Ashley Zaldona. It was like the

I don't remember her name. I remember her name was Ashley. I won't put the last name because like obviously. Dude, but that's your like person. I know, but we would all, me and Orion would switch off with this one fake ID. Looked nothing like me. And every time we went into a bar, I'm not kidding. I was shaking so hard giving my ID, the fake ID over. And I was like, I'm,

You have to be confident. That's the tea. I literally went with Duncan like right when I moved to New York and I had this fake ID of this girl. I'm not going to name her because I feel bad. But she has like this bob, like this black bob. And she was like, I want to say 30 something. And Duncan brought his Karen wig and we went to the blonde. Yeah.

and he was confident and yeah that is amazing duncan is so sick i love duncan no yeah also duncan i think might be the most manner oriented person i've ever like to me he feels like he went to like one of those schools where you learn manners right because every time we've hung out with him he thanks me like i just went and like cleaned his room for

Like he literally is so nice when he left the house. So then he was like, thank you so much for your time and thank you for having us over. It was such a pleasure being here. - I was like, oh my God, wow. - He's like is AI. Like he literally is the AI generated answer and I love him so much. - Also his videos are so fucking funny. - Yeah, he also is just really funny. I love him so much. - Yeah, that's my trade. Speaking of which, if anyone on here wants to be my man,

It's hard out here, you guys. LA is not good. No, the dating pool in general right now, all of my friends who are single, literally, I haven't had one friend who is successful in the dating scene right now. I don't know what the fuck is happening. It's so funky. It really is. Yeah, I was talking to a DoorDash, not even DoorDash, Amazon delivery driver.

- Wait, is this what you told us about in New York? - Yes. - You have to. - Horrible. - Can you tell them? - I'll tell you guys, 'cause this is literally crazy. This man had the most audacity I've ever heard of ever. This man was like, I met him when he was delivering packages and I was like, "Oh, you fine, like deliver one to me." I was like, "Oh, I'm Rizzy, whatever." - Deliver your package to-- - Yes, in this pussy. - Yes. - Yeah, exactly.

He wasn't going to do that because tell me why he was like begging me to hang out, whatever. I was like traveling. And then I finally was back in New York and he was like, let me pick you up. I was like, bet. He picks you up in the Amazon van. He picked me up in a fucking two door Honda Civic, which honestly trade. Yeah, that's a vibe. Trade. But girl, he literally, this is why I hate being a transsexual, because this man, he could not handle this grippy. He literally like the conversation was coming up about like whatever, like transitioning. He's like, oh, how is it getting a vagina? I was like, bitch, I wouldn't know. He said, get out.

No. Yes, girl. I didn't know that. Yes, in New Jersey Turnpike. It was fucked. Dude, that is so insane. I was walking on the set with Rue. If anyone has the video, I looked so cunt. I was in like a white dress walking down the New Jersey Turnpike like... Serving. No, but funny. And I found out after he was a Zara security guard. So go steal. Yeah, go to Zara. Go rob a fucking store. Run up the check. No, literally.

Also so insane. I feel like that should be a legal offense. Like, I feel like there's a world where you should legally be able to take him to small claims court. At this point, I'm literally...

I just want to start taking people to small claims court. It's fine. He had ash marks in his chair. He had boogers on the side of his seat. No, literally. Oh my God, you guys. Inprints on the window. Speaking of booger and being in LA, the first time I went to LA, I went to this big content house. I don't remember which one it was, but it was like the one that like Bryce Hall and all of them were in. Oh, the Hype House? I think so. Maybe one of those, but they had this like party and I literally...

I literally picked my nose and put it on the like Y of the Hype House like a fat booger like fat booger and for the next month they were all dancing behind the sign there was literally a chunk booger on the back I want to find the footage but like it was so funky like that is so funny also none of them like seeing it and being like we should clean that they probably thought it was like

They're like, ew, somebody bumped into here with their postmates. They got food on the wall. Literally. We used to like troll the shit out of all of them too. Like before it was the Hype House or whatever house they were in. Sway Boys, the Sway House. Gay Boys. Sorry, sorry. They all, they valid. Like I'm glad you had your troll moment with them because we used to troll too.

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They literally fuck Bryce Hall. I'm sorry. Like, I literally hate him so fucking much. And I think I've told this before. Oh, wait, actually, yeah, no, fuck him now. Yeah, he sucks balls. I gave him a chance. I gave him a second chance and he squandered that shit. You say you gave him a second chance like he gave a fuck. Like, he literally was never like, wow, they fuck with me. Like, that's cool. I never fucked with him, but I was like, you know what? There's some validity to him, like, being in his flop era for five years and then being able to come out. Well, because he used to be a vibe when he could take his flop.

Like I love. He just farts in his sheets and like puts them right up to his eyes. He can smell it all night. He like can smell it all night. He loves it. Bruh, we used to go. I feel like also you either come to LA and you go to those parties and something about you falls in love with it and you actually stay going to those things or you go as a spectator and being a spectator in those parties is so fucking fun. One time we were at one of those house parties and Bryce Hall was high

high as fuck and literally tweaking out and stood on this balcony like area ledge in the house cut the music off it was like somebody stole stole my fucking weed i was just gonna say i literally stole his weed from a party he was freaking out but at that point no one had stolen it like somebody found it was like your weeds right here and he's like

never mind like my bad guys and put back on the music but i was like oh he would also funked up the party no i know now you killed the vibe because all of us feel like you're about to come out here and roid out and he also would unironically go up to girls and just show his abs like that was it wasn't like a bit it was genuinely funny he would like pull up his shirt and be like do you want to take a shot with me and he did that to me once and i literally i'm not kidding i was like

wait that's quite literally the funniest thing i've ever seen if i saw that in a movie i would literally cry laughing it was i was going to leave and he was like you did you take a shot before you left i was like no i have like alcohol in this bottle and he was like come take a shot with me and i said no and then he pulled up his shirt and he said how about now and i just looked at him i was like abs are literally so fugly too i'm sorry i was looking back through like my snap memories and i remember like my friend got sent an ad pick and they were like don't show anyone

Girl, what you mean don't show anything? It's literally your belly's burping. Like, your belly's burping, brother. It's like, not even a burp. Really?

- I'm like, okay, a shirtless picture. You can go, you can legally step outside of your house like that right now. Like it's not that crazy. - In San Francisco. - Exactly. - Yes. - Did you know if you're the naked neighbor that like, if your view is like, if people can see you from the street into your room, like you can get in trouble for that. It's not like the people perving on you, but they can take you to fucking court and be like,

- Get them in trouble type of. - Or a masseuse. - Yep. Just don't walk by my window because I'm new. - Yeah, are you gonna get curtains ever? - I have to, I have to because it is like direct line of sight out of my window. - Yeah, you need curtains. You need curtain bang. - Yep. - Curtain bang. We should straighten Drew's hair. - It's so fun. - Give him a little bowl cut. - It's so fun. - We'll do that today. - Should I cut my hair again or keep it like this length? - Definitely cut it all off. - Okay.

- Don't you think he would actually look good with a buzz cut? 'Cause I think he would look good. - Do you think I would look good? - Yeah.

Like I've always told them that. I'm like, I think you look really hot. I feel like y'all are setting me up. I think you should do, I think you should do like, you remember when like everyone, all the trades like bleached their hair and did like a star? Oh yeah. The cheetah print, the star. Yes, cheetah print. Like the heat mat. You should shave your head, bleach it, and then let me and Alex dye Takis into your head. Oh, that's a vibe. Yeah, that could be a vibe for you. Just like having that. All right, hot Cheetos or Takis? Chester's fries. Chester's fries. Chester's fries are the best.

I saw somebody the other day was like, hot fries don't taste the same now that the bag isn't see-through. And I know they're made out of corn and not fucking potato starch. But I haven't had hot fries in a minute and I don't think they changed. They didn't change. They're so good. And you can eat like 20 of them at a time. Oh, it's so bad. They're literally not real. But also like you can fit 20 of them.

them that's what i mean that's what i mean like you can fit 20 at a time and then finish the whole bag in like 0.3 seconds no i think i have jeffree star disease have you heard about this it's where you can't eat too much food because you like have a small throat have you seen when he did a whole video he's honestly come for this he did a whole video and he was like my throat was so small like i have to get surgery why does it for him that feels like a sexual thing yeah out loud i mean it has to be just like

I don't know. My petite throat. My tight throat. Well, my throat is so tight, I could probably only eat 60 Takis in one day. Wait, why did he say that? Did he just say that on a live stream or in a video? No, he made a full video about getting the surgery. He couldn't digest food because it was so small. The whole thing was like, oh my God, it's literally so small. It's so tight. I was like, your hand. Me too.

Me too. That is crazy. How do you even realize that though? Like, are you just like eating and you're like, ow. No, yeah. It's giving like he would always have like the last tortilla chip like stuck in the back of his throat. It's like triangle like sticking to three sides. Well,

- USB-C, so. - What? - Like the chargers. - Oh. - I think that was like a TV station. - Yes! - Like, yes! - Right, right. - So I was like, we're back to talking about school. - So when USB-C came out, I was like, oh my gosh, this is gonna be amazing. Like I'm gonna have one charger for all of my devices. It's gonna be such a vibe. Like I'm not gonna have 30 cables coming out of the wall. And now that it's a reality and I have one cable for all of my devices, it's quite literally the worst.

vibe ever no it is because everything guys that wants it i don't know what's charged first and like i'm like do i charge my vape do i charge my laptop do i charge my phone and then i do this really fucked up thing where i charge my laptop i plug my phone in and then if i have another plug i'll plug like a vape or something and i'm just charging everything through my laptop i just hate to be that bitch that's like oh do you have a phone charger and they're like oh which one i'm like the new one

one. Like, they're like, girl, shut the fuck up! We know, we know. I know. I hate when someone asks me. It feels like I'm being such a bitch if somebody's like, oh, do you have a phone charger? And I bring out the newer one and they're like, oh, it's the old one. I'm like... But that's how I felt until literally a week ago when I got my new phone. So you're not wrong if you still feel that way. Period. Yeah. But...

So expensive. Two bands for a phone is fucking diabolical. No, it makes no sense. I genuinely, I don't think I am ever upgrading my phone again. Like this is it. Like I got the 15 because my fucking last phone was literally dying on me. This is the last phone I'm ever getting. I might literally downgrade my phone because one, this camera,

It's evil. That's what it's giving in that camera. Oh, also, you saying just vote, like using it in the context that you used it in, legitimately changed, fundamentally changed my life. Here he is. We say it all the time on here now, and I'm sure other people are starting to say it. No, y'all should really just vote. Like, just vote. So important. Yeah.

It's so important. And you can say it in so many different ways. It's like the word like bitch. Like you can say bitch or bitch or you bitch. Like, you know what I mean? Yes. You can say like just, oh. That's how I feel with my Shayla recently. My Shayla. I'm just like, I'm literally like, oh, like I'll see someone from like, like 2014 that I was like homegirls with. I'm like, oh, my Shayla. Like, there you are. Oh, wait, that's actually a bye. Or like steal a bottle and be like, bye Shayla. Hey.

Oh, also, the first time we hung out, I don't know if you remember this, but we went to Beyonce Renaissance. Was that the first time we hung out? Yes, girl. And we drank in the movie theater. Oh, that is the first time we hung out. It was lit. It was a vibe as fucking, we got those like TikTok. Yeah, the TikTok drink bags. The ones with the full like drink you can make. Yeah, and we drank in the theater and then. He ate her.

We drank in the theater. And someone in the same theater as us

made a video about us afterwards and was like yeah they were in our theater they were um loud they were drunk as shit they were drunk such a vibe though like it literally was so fun i feel like we need to go back and get those like a mixer bag but also now alcohol makes me go to sleep because on new year's every time tyrell took a shot he was like take a shot with me and i took one and i'm not kidding i was like oh my god i'm about to like go in a corner have you ever tried vodka

i haven't had vodka since i was like a child since i was nine years old i was not vodka's like fab i feel like an old white woman when i say that because everyone's like you're not lit but no vodka's so fun have you seen those martinis they're making recently like i saw like a heard of that someone did a

I've heard of this. Do you know what a martini is? No, they make like, what is the one with the breadsticks, the restaurant with the breadsticks? Olive Garden? They make Olive Garden martinis. I saw one that was like- Is it like savory? Yeah. It's so gross. I genuinely, I'm like, this has to be a troll and y'all have to be trying to make me mad because what the fuck do you mean you made a Wingstop martini? Yeah, like- That's so funk. Pickled onions martini. Ranch martini. Wait, Wingstop ranch martini. Is this girl doing it?

She's doing. Not the darling. At this point, she's fine. A Chick-fil-A martini. Is that chicken? Ew. It's chicken and fried. Notice that she didn't drink it, though. Let's talk about that. Like, she has to just be trolling. Like, she is, but this is crazy. It's also, some of them are legitimately gorgeous. Like, they're beautiful. I mean, I better be if there's a fucking chicken leg in a bitch. Uh-uh. How much money for you to eat the chicken wing out of this wing style martini? Low-key, I probably would just eat it.

-No, I'd do it for a million dollars. -For a million dollars. Would you eat this whole bowl of fruit for $20,000? -Oh, it's literally the greatest.

meme of all time and I think it like spawned like a whole new generation of like funny tweets but it's like this picture of a bowl of a plate of fruit and it's super manageable like one person could eat it in like five minutes and it's like would you eat this whole plate this giant plate of food for 10 million dollars or whatever the fuck it is and it's like obviously yes it was literally like a plate like this and somebody tweeted it being dead serious like would you eat this for 20 000 and it literally changed my me as a kid I would have been like nah

me with like like beans i'm like bitch no strawberries are the candy of the earth they aren't though they don't taste the same they're like take diva wait did did strawberries like did they change the flavor because they don't taste like they used to well that's because none of the food we eat is real anymore like have you guys seen the avocados i actually ordered a salad with the avocados and they did not squish like they were like oh no they're literally rubber

Like they're not real. Every fucking vegetable I've had recently, it tastes like I'm eating plastic and I'm, I believe in the conspiracies. Wait, do y'all remember in like 2014 or some shit like that when like that video of the lettuce went around and it was like the workers making lettuce out of wax? Yeah. It definitely was for those like display foods, but somebody tweeted it and everybody believed that we've been eating wax lettuce for like 10 years. I watched this bitch

So they were like, this is how lettuce is being made now, like it's GMO. I would eat it.

they're like funky as fuck that's what the toilet gives in here y'all that's what my in and out burger that's what the refrigerator gives in here i want in and out i used to be an in and out hater and now i really you really are into it major right now it's so cali vibes honestly like living in new york i'm from the bay and like i've missed that's the one thing that i've missed so much and every time i come here no one's like trying to get trying to get fucking in now i'm like

We should get in and out. I would be so down to get it today because we wanted it yesterday, but we couldn't get it. So I really want some. I never used to like it, though. I used to not fuck with. Oh, my God. You know what it is? It's my Prozac is helping my fucking OCD because I used to not eat burgers because my fingers like I would be convinced they're going to smell like burgers for like eight months. I literally had. I literally I'm not kidding, Alex. I suffered from burger finger like Jeffree Star has tiny tonsils or like tiny throat. And I had.

- I had like burger finger, but my medicine fixed my burger finger. - It was only burger? - It was mainly burger. It was, that was like the specific food. Like, 'cause I ate other food with my hands, but for some reason burgers, like- - I had burger upper lip. You had burger fingers. I had burger upper lip. Jeffree Star had tiny throat. - Have you always had a mustache?

Since I was like two years old, three years old. Yeah. That just doesn't even make sense. I grew it out like seven years ago. And I kind of, I've only had it for like probably, or I only have not had a mustache for like a year. Can you do a twist? Do a flip. Ew, if you start wearing your mustache like that. Get a monocle. My sis is smart. We really are smart, you guys. Wait. Illuminati. Ah!

have you guys been asked to join the illuminati we're not allowed to talk about it but yeah several times yeah same yeah so it's like very major we watched like the intro to scientology and like if i was at like a very very low point in my life i was super lonely like i just lost my job i moved to a new state like some like major life stressor event happened and i saw that

I feel like I could figure it out in my brain to like believe it. Oh no, they were selling it in that DVD that they got. I bet they were, girl. Have you seen all the offices they have around here? Oh yeah. It's crazy. They have like PR office and it says PR office. Scientology PR. Also insane

is i'm confused because like i really still don't understand it i'm like okay so it's like a freaky ass religion that like some freak just made up and like is it just a cult is it basically a cult do you remember the necklace that went around that charlie d'amelio yeah the charlie d'amelio oh is that a scientology one yeah is that not that's literally the funniest thing ever you're having a picture of her in a scientology i literally made this video like in 2021 about like that and i was like

oh my god i remember that someone reposted it recently and she responded charlie did yeah she responded i'm like i don't know like i didn't even remember what she said but i was just like damn girl like i don't care like you valid now like honestly no you guys charlie d'amelio lives in bushwick she literally does oh yeah i feel like were you telling me somebody was saying she's on the block she's on my block like trust and believe like i have y'all need the key no i'm gonna see her in the deli yes

be so happy if i ran into charlie damelio and bushwick i'd be like no i haven't but i saw her instagram once and i was like girl you lit lit oh what does she do like where i wonder where she goes she's on broadway right yeah yeah that's the vibe but like i wonder if she's hanging around bushwick or if she's just like going there sleeping and then going into the city uh probably that because i can't imagine her chilling in bushwick no honestly it's

- Wow. - There she go, leave it again. - You're throwing shit. - Wait, honestly, I have something to say. So sit down because this is the real T girl. I had this experience that changed my life and I just wanna say it. I was at a party in the Bay area

And I was wearing a bikini. And this is the first time I'd ever worn a two-piece bikini, untucked, of course. And the, like, tradiest of the trade, like, DL as fuck, like, not even DL, like, straight. Like, this big, bulky fucking guy came up to me and goes, yo, you got the fattest pussy I've ever seen in my life. I felt so cunt to that day. That is so fire. To this day, I still walk around fat pussy. Fat pussy. That is so fire. No, it literally is a vibe. Fat, like, coochies are in. Because did you see, like, people buying, like...

don't disrespect yeah you throwing that is really crazy that's bad i was reading it they're gonna send drones with cds the cds are gonna shoot through the window but people buy fucking padded coochies too hey i got one for free bro already installed hell yeah but fuck there was something we were about just about to get into

This pussy. Exactly. Trolling. Annoying ass answers. No, you were going to talk about fucking Scientology because you like brought up the book or we were talking about that, but. Maybe, maybe we got over it, but should I do Drew's Psyop Corner? Yes. Drew, can you sing it? I don't know it. You say Drew's Psyop Corner. Just sing it however you want. Drew's Psyop Corner? Drew's Psyop. Psyop? Yeah. Drew's Psyop Corner. Wow. Psyop Corner. Wait, why should we

wait that was good singing on camera i didn't know you could sing like that okay guys sign how like i'm gonna be on broadway you're gonna have your ego girl i hope you're so beautiful too

Why do you have to like, no, you're not getting the same. Oh, my God is fucking good. Oh, my God is a fucking good. Somebody's in a twin bed right now posting. I'm tired of sleeping alone. Like they like they got any room for another motherfucker in there. That's you. Literally me for five years. When you want to key his card, but he ain't got one. So you bend his bus pass.

-Well, he's still a key though. -Yes, exactly. Bitch said, "I'm magically delicious. More like vaginally suspicious. Sit down, musty charms." -That's stupid. -Musty charms.

I can't drink. I can't drink. Wait, actually, what is this one? Bro, literally Drew Perry. Do people send these in or do you make them? Yeah, people send them in. Oh, period. I'm going to send one in. No, literally. I can't stand a motherfucker who drink coffee in the morning with no job. The fuck are you trying to stay up for asking people for money? To ask people for money? Want to turn $40 into $400?

Put $40 in your tank and take your stupid ass to work. Period. I was going to say go on Jubilee.

Jubilee. Wait, big thing's coming. The cut. Just vote. Would you guys do Jubilee? In theory, yes, but realistically, no. I want to do a button dating one really bad. I would just want it to be so specific. I don't know which one it is. I talked to this guy that was on the button and I didn't know until after. He's literally horrifying. It was one of the guys that the girl clicked the button before it turned red. And he was like...

Girl, I had no clue when I seen that shit on TikTok. I was like...

I'm gonna click the button now too. Something about like being rejected publicly like that. Cause I've been rejected, but to be rejected on camera like that. In front of a million people. I would do the balloon pop though. Oh really? Oh, cause that also just sounds funny as fuck. Like I would love to just like watch someone come in. With that bubble wrap? Yeah, right there. We should do a bubble, a balloon pop in our friend group. Wait, let's do one right now. Just do, jump into a split if you're not fucking with it. Two, one.

So I'm going to walk in and then if y'all want me, don't pop. If y'all want me, pop it. Fuck! Fuck! Uh-oh. I want you. I want you. Munch. Munch. Munch. My munch. My munch. My munch. Well, shit. Do you have any media you want to share? Usually at the end of an episode we share...

Media? Media. Like, favorite songs, favorite movies. Oh, okay. My favorite movie is Monkey Man. I watched it on Mushrooms. That shit was lit. This is like the third time you've brought it up. It lit as fuck. It really changed your life. That Patel is trade. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, who is that again? Oh, fuck.

- Just vote. - Is that the hot guy from, he was in Girls at one point or am I tripping? I might be tripping. - He was in that movie like the green, like the-- - Oh he was fucking nasty? - Brainstorm, you said Brainstorm? - Brainstorm, Brainstorm. - Green needle. - Green needle. - Green needle. - Oh no, he is so hot. - He's so fire. - He's fine. What else is fine? - What else is fine? - Not Drew's hair.

Do a flip. Let's see. Have you seen that meme that's like, how long have you been doing hair for? Yeah, do a 360. Let me see. No, honestly, you guys, I think it's time for a change. What do you mean? Wait, should we go to... Where are you going? Oh? What's she doing? She's cutting your hair. Ew, ew, it's kind of gross. Ew. This is over. I'm done with this.

- You know what this looks like? Have you seen those things from Minecraft? Like the little, like running things. - Oh yeah, the silverfish? - Yeah, silverfish. This is the silverfish I was talking about. - Ew, it's kind of nasty. - Should we frame this? I feel like we should frame this or put like- - No, burn it. - Burn it. - Burn it. - Should we put hot glue? - I mean, framing it, you've had it for like two months. - Now I think the trade will stop making TikToks. - Yeah, true. - Wait, do a spin. Let me see if I did good. - Oh, of course. Yeah. - Wait, listen to this.

It's kind of gross the way the little bits... Let me touch it. Get back. This is for me and me only. No, I'm going to put like a glob of hot glue right here to seal it in and then tape it to the wall. I... This is... We should make it into like earrings. I thought about that too. Wait, why do you guys have the same hair color though? No, we literally are twins. We're twins. Yeah, it's crazy. I'm going to use it as like a little hair extension right here. I'm going to bring it into my hair.

Why was it in a braid? Why are we playing with it? Why was it in a braid? Wait, I'm going to touch it. It just flies by. Rat tail flew. Wait, it's healthy. I know, it is actually kind of nice. Wait.

yeah what was that you see this what is that grown up the louse can you believe that no isn't it crazy that you call a lice a singular lice allows that's it's called a louse a singular louse allows in my house the last louse the louse house well what's your favorite song

I don't fucking know, girl. I don't fucking know, girl. I've been listening to a lot of 21 Savage recently. Oh, really? Yeah, he lit. Oh my God, no. There's this one song. Okay, I'm dropping the hair. Please don't throw my rat tail. I don't know if you guys know who Alabama Barker is, but she has really good music taste. I'm not even gonna lie. She ate this song. Wait, hold on. No, like,

you can't even see but it's moving no yeah so she came with that one if she has to spotify i'd follow it i want to do a group jam with her you like publicly requesting alabama barker's spotify babe i want everything you saw her birkin for christmas yeah i will say like

I can't even be mad at a kid with money because honestly, I would much rather respect a kid who comes from so much money and is just being like an obnoxious teenager than the ones who crawl around LA and New York and act like they have no money. Mm-hmm.

Girl, I want to get into a full story time about that one, girl. Because I was friends with this bitch who literally pretended she had no money. And she goes, oh, like, let's go on a trip. Let's go shopping. I was like, okay, okay, okay. She literally, this is when I went to Pace, like, my school. And she was like, oh, like, I'm going to pick you up. Like, let's go shopping. And I was like, period. The bitch picks me up in a black, an Uber black. We drive to the New Jersey private jet center. And we literally took a private jet to Miami for a day to go thrifting. Are you kidding me?

And the bitch walked around acting like she had no motherfucking money. Venmo me the cookie. Can you Venmo me for the sugar cookie? Can you actually include the tip on your Venmo? Because I gave a good tip. Also, flying in a private jet across the country to go thrift shopping. No, to go thrift shopping in Miami is especially good. That's fire. No, she was like, it's so good and cheap here. I was like, lit. Like, honestly, like, down. Bitch, why do we take a jet? She goes, let's do this more. I'm like, I'm a leaf. I'm literally going to leap. She's like, we should do this more often. This was really good for us.

I go three times a week. I think teleportation is coming in 2025. What do y'all think is coming in 2025? Learning to love smoking weed. I really want to try it. Like, I really want to get down to it. You're talking to the right girl. I know, literally. Yeah.

When we were cleaning because we like lived here for six. Also wait let's end that. Ew you almost just slipped on the hair. Oh we have to pick the hair up so it doesn't fall out of the braid. Oh Drew got it. Got it saved on the bed. My media of the week is the Challenger soundtrack. I was listening to it through and through the past two days and God it's such a good album. God. God I wish I could sleep. God I wish

I wish I could sleep. But there's babies. The babies. There's babies adopting babies. It's Gabby Hanna. Oh, yeah. She crazy. She's crashing at you. Like, the babies are adopting babies. Is she still in LA? I think so. I think she actually made like a release tweet. She's a yoga teacher now. Like, yeah. I think she went off and got like help. And she's normal as fuck now. She made like a whole video being like, I'm really sorry. I was like going through a manic episode. Yeah. Which is the first time I've seen somebody like other than like a Trisha Paytas who's come back and been like, oh, I.

I was not well. Love Trisha. Well, I hope she's at LO. Oh my God. Wait, how was it meeting Trisha? It was so good. She's so nice. Like she really is. She feels like a mom. She's so maternal. She's so sweet. Like y'all would get along. So well. I saw you guys met her and I was dying. You need to go on her pod. I know, but how? We'll make it work. Maybe as a trio we go. And it'll be the four loudest people on the planet in one room. Right. It'll literally, the microphones will be like,

Cutting off. But yeah, she's the goat. Yeah, she was so nice. She was such a vibe. She literally is just...

So sweet she asked a million questions, and she actually gives a fuck like it's not the usual La shit where it's like where are you staying now? Oh, okay? Cool. Yeah, that's good. Okay. Yeah, like yeah, fuck She has like a Birkin That's ever right and she's been trying to sell the rainbow Birkin for like that fucking rainbow like no, I'm gonna buy it

I'll buy it. Ooh. Ooh. I'm just kidding. Hot take. I don't think you can. No. But if you want to give it to me, I'll take it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Or like F&F. Friends and family. Yeah, exactly. Do a friends and family sale in your closet. Or loan it out to me, like...

I'll wear it. Me when we literally haven't even like we need to be on her podcast. I know for real. We're going to hold the hosting the co-host or guests on the podcast until we get a Birkin from Trisha. Period. That'll be the payment. That's all I want. Okay. Well my only media of the week is Walk a Thin Line by Fleetwood Mac. That's the only song I care about and thank you so much for being here. Thank you. Love you.

I love you so much. I'm so glad we made it work. And I think we should do this more often because this is a vibe. Okay, well, when you're on the podcast with Trisha, honey. Yes, exactly. Bye. Bye. Bye.