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Back to this episode of emergency intercom. Bring back my girls.
Um, this weekend is Coachella and, uh, shocker to nobody and nobody gives a fuck, but we're not going. Couldn't be me. Coachella's ran through. Oh, daddy's going. If you go, if you go to Coachella, like you're ran through, you're a piece of shit. You're like ugly. Yeah, such a piece of shit. What were you saying, Kai? Daddy's going. Oh. That lines up. That tracks. No, I actually like. I'm kind of jealous. I'm genuinely jealous of you.
Of people who can be in big crowds and not be terrified and petrified for their life. Like that sounds, I guess you're petrified. So what are you doing there? I get scared. I'm going to try to do it sober this year because last year I drank and I'm scared it's going to be really scary for daddy. Yeah. Can you stop saying that? What? Coachella? You're annoying. And then talking about you being daddy. Oh, why? Because that's like before this thing. I mean, you do give daddy. You are really daddy. I low-key give daddy. It's fine.
And I give office siren, but we can talk about that. I wouldn't rely on you to pick up my crown. My mom liking your Instagram. Kai put on his story office siren and it was a selfie of him and my mom liked the story. I love that. No, but I'm not kidding. I've been thinking a lot about the fact that I'm not going because I'm jealous. Should we go? Should we just say fuck it and go? No. I'm going to go. It genuinely sounds fun, but my brain just can't.
Don't back up. Oh, my God. That was real. Well, since Inya yells at me right now, she destroyed my brand new bed. Fucking destroyed it. Oh, my God. I'm in a fucking river. I already replaced this fucking sheet. No, no, no. He called his mommy this morning to tell on me. Yeah. So we've been painting a bunch. We? That's funny. Oh, no, no, no. I've been painting.
I've been painting. But Enya used red oil paint in a painting and spilled it on our hardwood floor in our new house. And it has been sitting there for about a month now. And every single time I'm in there, I'm like, oh, watch the oil paint. Watch the oil paint. I was like, maybe one day she'll clean it up. Maybe. No, it gets all over my socks. I track it through the house. I clean it up. Look at me. Look at me. I don't give a fuck.
That's me rolling my eyes rapidly. If you're listening and you're not watching, I rolled my eyes. Look at me rolling my eyes. I don't give a fuck. And every time I'm in there, I'm like, oh, Inyo, watch out. Don't step in it. Well, she stepped in it yesterday and got it all over her sweats and her socks.
And I was like, oh, be careful. Be careful. Whatever. She changed those socks. Everyone hates the freedom of an artist who goes with the wind. She changed those socks and sweats. Well, then she put new socks on. And I don't know when she stepped in a chunk again, but she stepped in a chunk. Also, it was me and you and Josh in my bed. And we were like watching this like person that I found because I famously love finding like weird people on the Internet and stuff.
absorbing all of their life force energy and making it a part of my life. But she was sitting in my bed and like, I saw red marks in my bed and I was like, Oh my God, she got oil pan on my bed, but I'm in a good place mentally. So I didn't crash out. I just made a little joke and you did replace it within three minutes. I'll give her that. But Josh was in there with us and the way he literally thought you free bled on my bed. He thought, I know you thought I
fully started my period because he was out of bed yeah he jumped back and he was watching me and drew interact and we were like just being annoying like drew just doing exactly what he's doing in front of y'all just like oh my god you ruined my bed like i mean i literally don't give a shit but i know but it's literally just the way we talked to each other and josh was watching but it seemed like i had my fucking period on my bed to him and i wonder we should have asked him what he thought because i'm sure and he said he was like
Damn. No, the way she... You're really enough to give a fuck. The way he jumped out of bed and stood like 25 feet away from you because he thought it was your period. And you had her stinky fucking period in my bathroom this morning. Dog surgery 2.0. No, last night, like... And you...
I have her periods in my brain down pat. Like, I know exactly when Inya's starting her period. Ew, you, like, snapping. Yeah, no. No, he supports men supporting women. Yeah. I don't know that that's supporting women. There's not enough...
Support for men. There's not enough men randomly in your day-to-day life being like, I think you're going to get your period soon. Like, that's exactly what this is. But I will say, Drew is good. I'm in tune. I'm in tune with your bronson. No, it's not my bronson. It's my freaking toot. I've got a little toot on me. There's not enough male speculation about female periods. Female periods, yeah. Female emphasis on the female. Mm-hmm.
No, I'm really in tune with her uterine lining and when it spills out of her body because it's like the universe speaking through me to you, if that makes sense. No, it's like a week before I hate myself. I'm ugly. I'm crashing out. I'm freaking the fuck out. Like I always am freaking out, but oh, I am freaking the fuck out and I genuinely am spiraling.
And then I'm always like, oh, you might be starting your period soon. Next morning, like clockwork. We should get that machine out and connect it to us again. You want to be on camera coming so bad. No, no, no. We don't. I'm just saying it would be cool. We don't we don't really use it. So maybe we could use it more. There is something deeply, deeply inside of you, like deep inside of you. Yeah, it's true that. OK, no. And see, that's what I'm talking about. That was sick. I can't make it.
-That was sick. -There's something inside of you that is terrifying to me. -Me? I'm terrifying. Drew Phillips more like Drew fills them up. -Drew fills, yes. -Did you come up with that? -Just now, yes. -Oh. -Drew Phillips, Drew fills.
People up. With joy. With good dick. With girthy dick. Ew, dude. That's fucking disgusting. Wasn't your nickname in high school Drew Dick Appointment Phillips? Yeah. I famously had a seizure while getting head.
-That was a rumor they started about you, huh? I didn't have rumors like that. I got asked if I was a lesbian in front of my class. That was the kind of shit I was getting up to. -Well, I also had that because I decided to wear fucking overalls, short overalls with a pastel geographic undershirt
my glasses and Adidas Superstars and I wondered why people called me the F-Slayer. You looked like a motherfucker who didn't play about a Rugrats free blog. No, I really did not play with my aesthetic vlog at all and I wondered why I got called the F-Slayer. I mean, yeah, I was wearing ripped skinny jeans, white Doc Martens, a flannel around my waist and I had long red hair that I only wore in a side braid for a full year. Like,
And it was like a ginger color. It was like red. So I'm not really shocked that anybody had questions because I had questions myself. You still have questions. I was hella popular. I was quarterback. I was a football player. Yeah, Kai was the quarterback superstar with his Letterman jacket every day. He still wears his letter jacket today. Yeah. Like he's wearing it right now. You still wear your high school varsity? That was like 20 years ago. Who cares? It was fucking sick.
Everyone was obsessed with me in the town. He's athletically very impressive. Yeah, when Kai goes back to his neighborhood, literally there's a parade. More like gayborhood. Okay. Okay, well, I forgot to talk about this last week. That was a really good transition. Thank you. I forgot to talk about this last week, but someone came into my house.
Someone came into, you are not coming to my house. And see, I can't drink this Topo Chico because I'm about to get really burpy. Sorry. Keep going. And mopped our floors and then poured the mop bucket floor water down my 200 year old vintage sink. Not too much for my girls though. Like they were having fun. No. They poured the mop bucket juice down my sink, which I'm like,
I love them. We key. We get down. But like that was a mistake that they should not have made. No, I think they did that at the old apartment too. What we're talking about is our old apartment, we would get it cleaned by our landlord's friend because she employs all her friends. So everyone who comes to work on anything, I don't know them. I know them through my old landlord who like loves us. Mind you, we would get it cleaned like once every seven months and they would always yell at us. They would always be like, you need to do it more often. Because this is
It's dirty. It's nasty. It's dusty. But I think they always put the mop stuff down the sink because all of our sinks are always fucked up. Permaclogged. Yeah, every sink is clogged. And I don't think the three of us together can make that much hair. Because I've yelled at Enya, I've yelled at Josh, I've yelled at myself about shaving in the drains. Just shave on the floor and then vacuum it up.
Turns out they were just pouring mop bucket juice down the sink. - So it was just like all of Azul's hair that stuck to everything on the floor is just like in the sink drain. So we have fur-lined sink drain. - Yeah, the point I'm trying to make is they destroyed, they destroyed that sink. Like it was so bad that a plumber came in and was like, what happened? Like how did this happen? He had to take my entire sink out of the ground
Like take the whole thing, the whole unit out of the ground to unclog it. Well, he said that. - Do you have a picture? That's disgusting. - I don't have a picture of what was inside, but he said that he was taking my sink out of the ground. But based on this video, I'm thinking he was doing something worse, something far more sinister to my goddamn sink.
While trying to fix it? Yes. Let me find that. He was fucking the sink. He was fucking the pipes. Well, no, literally. I'm not kidding. No. I swear to God. No, no, no. I swear to fucking God. Where is this goddamn fucking video before I crash out on a bitch? Like, I'm literally about to crash out. Dude, when you use your fucking phone, you... Here we go. He's laying pipe in that... Oh. Oh.
*Cries* I know I don't like that. I really don't like that. Oh no he says- oh yeah. *Sigh*
I mean, I'm telling you, he fucked my sink in there. And we don't have enough men like that on this planet anymore. That's a real passion for cleaning pipes. And the sink is fixed. Yeah, I was gonna say that. Oh, yeah, it's probably from getting a big fucking furball out of your sink and feeling the joy that knowing you'll be able to brush your teeth in your own bathroom. And the sink is fixed. And I don't ask questions about how he got it done. But I am pretty positive he had sex with the pipes of my sink.
That is insane. I know. I feel bad for clowning you, but it really does sound like he's giving your sink the work. Yeah. The sink had to wipe its butt crack after he was done with it. He gave the sink the type of head where it had to wipe its ass after. You guys are fucking disgusting. Wait, Drew, are you okay, by the way? Because, I mean, I don't know if you heard there's a trade war. No. Wait. Yeah, Trump started a trade war.
No, like actual trade. Yeah, he's putting tariffs on trade. How am I going to afford my trade? Well, the good news is you didn't have much to begin with. So it's kind of like if I started caring, it's like I don't have trade in the game. You have trade. Or no, you don't have enough trade in the game to care. I'm genuinely like not okay. Like my trade, like what am I going to do? Yeah, there's 104% tariffs on trade now. No, how am I going to paint trade?
I need to paint trade. It's like a part of my life. I have a gay father. We know this. I've talked about this before. We know this. He's famously been married to Drew's mom his whole life. 25 years, 27 years, 28 years. But he grew up Rocky Horror Picture on the screen our whole life.
He also loves Broadway to a degree that like not even I a gay man can enjoy. Oh yeah, I will say. He comes to LA and the one thing he wants to do is go to shows. That's all he does in New York too. He's not coming to LA to see me. He's coming to LA to see the goddamn traveling Neil Diamond Broadway show because it's the last show. It's the last time I'll ever see it, which I'm like, I did see that show and it was actually really good. But like,
why did he see it in new york twice in dallas once and now he's coming to la to see it a fourth time like that's a gay man like i'm telling you that is that's all he does in new york too like i don't hang out with drew's parents when they're in new york because all they're doing is going to fucking plays they go to like two a day yeah but i love my gay dad um
And like one day he'll be brave enough to come out of the closet to me. This is why men can't enjoy anything. If you like theater, now you're gay. Yes. Like actually, yeah. If you take selfies as a man, you're gay. If you like theater as a man, you're gay. If you have...
friends as a man, you're gay. Yeah. Like if you hang, like feeling myself and I want to take a photo and post on Instagram. Why would you want to do that though? That's the real other men are in your comment sections saying you, you look good. Girls are not about to be like, you look so good. You know, it's going to be your boys in your comments. Like it's not going to be the girl. It is always Mason. I know. Maybe.
Both like even the way y'all hype each other up men hype each other up in the gayest way ever It's such a joke for girls because girls do it too But i'm like bro, we are like men the way y'all compliment each other is really freaky I was doing my laundry while they were like in here before we got to the episode. Wait, kai. Do you do laundry? Yeah gay. Yeah, do you do dishes? Yes, I do. I enjoy it gay. Do you eat kiwis?
Bisexual. I don't like Kiwis. Do you sit out in the sun? Sometimes when I'm cold. Oh, that's straight. That's really straight. That was straight. And that was borderline geriatric. Yeah, that was like too much. That was too much.
like I don't know how to describe it like you should be going in the sun because like it's fun and the sun is gonna make you happy and like it's gonna bring some color to your life like not because I realize that I haven't moved all day and I'm cold to my bones like my bones feel cold the thing is even if that
- That's what it is, you need to lie to yourself. I've been lying to myself a lot and it works so well. It works like a charm. Like I just genuinely, I'm like, today's gonna be the best day ever and it could be the worst day ever, but I'm like, wow. - I have been going on a lot of walks recently and y'all bitches were not lying about walks. Like every, like I'll be like having the worst day ever and I'll go on an hour long walk and come back home and life is good, God is good. I've avoided my cardiologist for three years, dodged all the calls. - Oh yeah.
I forgot about that. Yeah, still dodging them. I'm not even kidding. They still call me every once in a while. They're probably just going to tell me I have a fucking heart murmur or something and that I'm fine. But like, just be careful. And I'm like, no, they're just going to try to get me to stop fucking vaping. And I'm not doing that. You say your cholesterol is too high. Eat healthy. No. I mean, yeah, I will say all the advice I've gotten from doctors that I could think about, although...
Felt stupid it was good advice. I'm just tired of going to the doctors because they're so annoying I'm always there because of the bugs in my skin and then also well My roommate is a battery and I feel like I could probably a battery Yeah, he's a battery and he's always like recording me and stuff and then he'll follow me like he's recording me out there and so I'm always like telling the doctors like he's a battery like he's a circuit board like he's a part of like a larger computer and
And he's the power source. And they're so annoying. They're like, please go back to your room. Please go to the hospital. The real reason I can't like, cause I feel like you're really good. He's a battery. Calling a person a battery. He's a part of the motherboard. Wow. That was like the hardest I think you've ever made us laugh. Like, congrats. I think it was actually. No, that was. And you're sitting back like. I'm going to. Yeah, I feel good about that. I'm going to put that into the YouTube episode.
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Fuck, what the fuck was I going to say now? See, now I take it back, bitch, because you've thrown me off my trail of thought. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I tell them I got diagnosed with low vitamin D? No. Yeah. You got put on a great deal. I got put on a mega dose of vitamin D, which is just a doctor coming over here and railing pipe and giving me back shots three times a day.
- You have a at home doctor who just comes here to fuck you. - Yeah, no, I literally went to the doctor, got my blood work done. I do it every year for my birthday. Clean on everything. Clean on everything. I have syphilis. No, but get my blood work done every year.
Oh my fucking God. Wait, I can't believe I forgot to tell this. So we all know that about a year ago, I went to a doctor and they just somehow lost my fucking blood. Like,
They sent my urine for urinalysis, but the blood they took just vanished into thin air. And I never got the results for my blood. That's actually how a lot of movies get their prop blood. Write that down. Write that down. No, I really think they cloned me. And I think like something sinister or dark is going on. I think they sold my blood to the black market, but they lost my blood. Well, I booked an appointment. And then when I pulled up, I was like, oh my God, this is the same fucking clinic that lost my blood. Well,
I clocked their shit. I was like, yeah, last time I was here, they were like, have you been here before? And I was like, yeah. And they were like, did you get your blood taken? What was the results? And I was like, I did get my blood taken. Y'all didn't give me the results. Like, what the fuck? And they were like, oh, well, we have the results right here. You're negative. And I was like, yeah, fucking right. Don't lie to my fucking face right now. But whatever. They took my blood. Everything was chill, except I had high cholesterol and low
in low, violently low vitamin D. How many milligrams did you get put on? Because they gave him like... Well, first they were like, oh, like...
They were like, your vitamin D is so low, you can't just take a vitamin for this. Like, you have to take this prescription strength vitamin D. Haven't been taking it, by the way, because like, I'm scared of it, like destabilizing me. No, what's destabilizing about it is you are like, you don't have any vitamin D. One time Drew got these vitamin D because he doesn't leave the house, which is like, whatever. No, no. I don't want to like get too much on you.
But one time he got into taking vitamin D and he stopped taking it because he said, that's just not normal. It made me feel like so happy for a few hours. And then I crashed. I'm like, yeah, it's because you were fucking like, you don't have sufficient amounts of vitamin D to keep you fucking stable, ho. Yeah, no. So you should take your vitamins or I'm going to start taking them. I go outside enough. I want to know what ODing on vitamin D is going to do to me. Oh, I can show you that. Come on, dap me up.
You're lucky I don't know where the fucking bottles are. I thought they were right there. No, they're gone.
I got rid of them. But yeah, so I have low vitamin D and I don't know where I was going with that story. Oh, I started taking walks. They said, they said, okay, like take this vitamin D and then go outside in the sun with 80% of your skin exposed. So I've been going on walks with like 30% of my skin exposed, but really, really like they're there. They weren't lying about those walks. Like I feel after a walk, I'm so high. I'm so up. I'm like,
I'm just baseline, but I just function. Yeah, I function at like a level that's below low, just day to day. So when I get that good vitamin D, I'm baseline and I feel good. But I think I'm going to start taking the vitamin D. But also, I don't feel like I even need to because I get I feel like I don't need to because the sun in my room literally sunburns me. I know.
I will say now, I don't know if that's going to be, I mean, you should just sleep with no sheets on and sleep the other way. So your whole body is covered in sun. But I, I've been sleeping in Drew's room every fucking night. We actually haven't not, we, we haven't, we've slept together more than we haven't slept together. Yeah. Ever since we moved, we've been, especially ever since you got a bigger bed, we've been sleeping together every fucking night. Love that. And I, I always like accidentally end up cuddling in you. Yeah.
Or vice versa. There's no accidents here, though. I did cuddle Orion on accident.
I just think if I'm sharing a bed with somebody, just like be open to that because that's going to happen. Also, we have been doing this thing recently where I make Inya hug me for 22 seconds because it promotes oxytocin and a bond and it like makes you feel good. I just got sent this thing today that was talking about how... Or a seven seconds kiss. Your choice. One's going to be faster. One will feel better.
I kind of think the hug would feel better. I'm famously a good kisser. Famously. I mean, famously. He is really good at kissing. Ew, you guys are fucking disgusting. The way that I left a snail trail the last kiss you gave me. A male snail trail. Anyway, I read this thing that was talking about how if you cry in front of somebody during like a vulnerable moment, it releases a bunch of...
oxy oxy cotton oxytocin yeah i've been taking a bunch of oxy cotton recently to like i just can't stop taking it i just can't every time i stop taking it i like break out in sweat and i shake i shit out of my ass liquid my bones feel like they're rattling it feels like a hangover that never ends but also it's like a hangover but i accidentally did like a k2 yeah and i see like babies crawling on the ceiling like i hallucinate bad so then i just take it and i feel better it's like really crazy actually
Guys, I went through opium withdrawal at one point in my life. Suck my dick and balls.
Like literally, actually. I mean, opioids are lucky they haven't seen me coming because y'all will lose me. You never want to lose me. But you never want to lose me. Wait, Drew, do you know the guy? It's like this bald guy with a beard that says crazy shit about his penis. Oh, his stink portal? Yeah. Do you know what that guy's name is? I wanted to pull it up. No, I don't know what his name is. Because he's always talking about going in the sun. I've been liking all of his posts on IG recently.
Let me look it up. And actually, you know, it's so funny. Oh my God. As I'll be scrolling through my reels on my site account that I follow him on and he likes literally everything.
Like he likes every video ever. It's like really crazy. - That's kind of amazing. I want to get more into liking things. I'm not even kidding. Like liking things on Instagram and TikTok because I'll see something that I like, but I don't like it. And I want to just get into liking. Guys, we should spread the love and go and like all of my IG pictures right now. - It's Will Blunderfield. - This is him, right? - Yeah, I found his IG. - Oh, I just had a beautiful release of hummus. - Ew, I hate this guy. - And it smells so mushroomy. - Actually, that makes me so mad that I fucking
Disgusting. Like, that is disgusting. That's fucking repulsive. Also, every once in a while, a picture of his will pop up on my feed, and it's, like, him playing the piano naked on stage in front of, like, 500 people 17 years ago, and I'm like, what is his life? But he talks about his stink portal, and that guy should...
It's disgusting. Is that what he's calling his fucking wiener? His butthole. And he thinks guys should like hook up more often because it promotes masculinity. I mean, yeah. And like getting another man's semen inside of you is like the most masculine thing you can do. And it's crazy. Yeah. Getting his hummus inside of your stink portal. I mean, like honestly to each their own, but I can see where he's coming from on that idea. What do you got in your notes, babe?
What do you got to say? You're crazy. Yeah, I need to know what you got to say. Okay, well, first of all, I need to acknowledge my fucking nails. The elephant in the room. Like, my nails. I need to talk about these nails. I haven't had nails for so long, and I did not intend on getting nails, let alone fucking aquamarine cat eye shiny nails that are coffin shape, which I don't think is my... Or almond shape, which I don't think is my shape. See, I like that shape on you. I think...
Well, like, I don't hate them. I'm actually really glad with the decisions I made. I got French tiptoes and aquamarine ass fucking male. Dude, no, actually, I literally hate that shape on you because, like, when you're playing with my butthole, it, like, literally hurts so fucking bad. I'm not kidding. Don't look at me after you say that. There is no amount of money you could pay me to go anywhere near a man's butthole. Even mine? No. No.
-No. -Really? -No. No, no, no, no. -My steam portal? -No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. -Okay, honestly, I'm not going to push back on that because--
I agree. It's just disgusting. Buttholes dudes hooking up with dudes is so fucking. Okay. No girl. I didn't mean it all like that. That's just not my cup of tea. That's fucking disgusting to me personally. I would just never go near a man's fucking butt. That's fucking nasty. I just like, I think naturally I think men are dirty. Um, but I've just always like felt that in my, uh, I, we, men are nasty and dirty and stinky. Um, but your nails. Oh, I,
I was taken by... I bite my nails really bad and I just can't stop unless I have my nails done. I just can't stop coming. I just can't stop coming. But my nails were really gnarly. So my friend took me to get my nails done. My friend being Rain. And I was like, okay, I'm just going to go in and get like a regular mani-pedi. And I went in and then...
i was just kind of like this happened bro that's what i'm saying i think you asked for these and you're trying to cover it no okay so here's how it went my nails were really fucked up how the fuck did this happen my nails were really fucked up bro and i don't do nails anymore for my own personal reasons whatever like this isn't decisions decisions in this life i'd rather have short nails um but why
Did you get those nails? Okay. Thank you. Um, but yeah, I went in there and I was like, honestly, I would like a longer nail. Like I haven't had long nails in a while. Like I'd be down for a long nail, but I usually get like a coffin shape. And then I showed my nails to the girl and I was like, Oh, can I get extensions or like, just like something short? I was like, I want something really short. Um,
And she just looked at my hands and she was like, no, almond. And I was just like, what? And she was like, I think for your hands, like short almond shape. And then I was like, okay. And I just let her do it. And she just did it. And then I was looking at the colors and I was looking at some glitters. And then she pointed at this one or a really bright red version of this. And I just was like,
I don't know. Like, I don't know. And I couldn't decide. And she kept asking me. So then I just pointed to the blue and I was like, that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to do that one. I guess like that. That's a good one. I don't know. She told me to do it. So I fucking did it. Like, I'm really easily. Yeah, I'm really like, it doesn't take much. I'm just like, sure. And honestly, like,
I knew when I said yes, I had like 30 minutes to back up on that decision, but I was too much of a pussy to be like, actually, I don't like your idea. I don't want to do your idea. Wait, wait. Can you not use that word? It's really degrading towards women. Which one? The P word. What word did I say? You said pussy. Kai, watch your mouth. Sorry, keep going. I'll allow you to keep going. And thank you for calling me out.
I'm not allowed to say pussy. But fuck, what was I saying? Oh, yeah. And then I just left and I felt fucking insane because I've never had a color like this and I've never had French tiptoes. And I'm just like, I feel batshit crazy, but at least it's going to be sunny this week.
I know it really is. The sun is out. The sun is out. I was like, damn, this is how I know. Like I've kind of gone un poco loco because this is never something I would have done, but I'm kind of into it. I think like, I want to go get them replaced with like French tip. Like why don't you just paint them a different color?
You know nothing. That was the craziest thing you could have ever said. You know nothing. If only it was that simple. If it was that simple. You are small. You are fucking weak. I could destroy you. Idiot. You're an idiot. And you yells at me like that. She calls me small and weak. Oh my God. Oh no. Now I'm the bad guy. What? She says you're small. You're weak. I'm so mad about that. She says you're small. You're weak. Your jaw is too wide.
Your haircut is fucked up. Um, wait, Kai, how do I look today? Really good. Oh my God. Your hair looks really good and your skin looks for super clear. Also, I haven't washed my beautiful as well. I haven't washed my face in three days just with water. I've been, uh, I've decided that I wanted to stop you. That is literally a lie. I washed my face last night.
Never mind. I take that back. You know what's fucked up is I know what road you're going down and that's why I'm saying like it's okay if we're crazy people because this is just what it is. I know. Because I recently I have for the past few months been in a mental state where like I am not buying anything for my self-care. That's a whole other thing. I have body soap right now because I took it from Drew. But there was genuinely like a week. What? You said the beaver? Yeah.
Well, he's not going to say the other word. Yeah. Out of respect. Sorry, keep going. Yeah, and you actually had... I had soap. I had bars of soap. And you has not been buying anything for herself. For the first time in my life, I felt...
I feel like what it probably felt like for you when I didn't buy anything for myself for like a year. And you would just take my shit? Yeah, I would just use your shit. Yeah, because that's what I've been doing. I mean, I don't give a shit. Like literally zero part of me cares. But like it is hilarious. But within that like spiral that's been happening this whole year, because it kind of started at the top of the year, maybe even later, like after the holidays happened.
like i just i haven't been buying that shit and genuinely there was a passing thought where i was like i was standing in my bathroom but looking and i was like fuck dude i need to make a list of things i'm missing because i'm at the point where like i just have all these expired creams and i'm like i hope this works i hope this pays off this time
Inya's wearing a skirt. What the fuck was that? And my toes are out, which is crazy. What the fuck was that, Kai? I didn't even think about that. That was just a bit. That, oh no, really? I know, that was so weird. I just saw your face on camera because you looked so like. That was so funny.
I was just trying to do a creepy bit. I don't know. I mean, it wasn't a bit. It was just kind of just worked out. That was hilarious. I'm glad you did that. You are so brave and bright. And I love that about you. Dude, I immediately backtracked the second I thought the second, the second you were like, Oh God. Um, fuck. What was I saying? Um,
Oh, yeah. I went through the delusion that I literally was like, maybe like I was meant to be like a more natural person where I only use one soap on my whole entire body. And it's the same soap for my hair and my body. And like my like, maybe I just like stopped doing like it literally was me going into a world of like these things are too worldly. Like I was like standing in my room. I was like, no, that's good. Moisturizer is too.
Okay, no. Moisturizer is not too worldly because we're kind of being sold the idea to stink because I think I'm going back to like the OG deodorants and shit. That's kind of where I landed. So I don't... No, I was going to say I've been looking at my products recently and that's why I took like a small little break because I was like, what am I putting on my skin? Yeah. What are these chemicals? Like they're absorbed. Like this is my biggest organ and I'm just lathering it in fucking Kim's and cybernetics. Like literally what is going on? Yeah, I stopped buying it.
Before you take a hit from a vape? Before I hit my vape and drink poison. That's why I like reeled back in my delusion because I was like, this is too worldly. And then I'd be like, okay, where's my weed pen? Where's my vape? I'm gonna put both of those in my pocket. I think actually there's an argument that vapes and weed pens aren't of this world.
Oh, it's alien technology? It's either alien technology or it is God. It kind of does feel like that. I kind of believe that technology is God. Like these cables are God. I'm starting to believe that. It does feel like some sort of foreshadowing to the singularity or something. Seeing somebody plug a vape into a laptop to charge it and then they inhale it.
I actually charge my computer with my... That's actually how I access all my memories. So you should quit while you're ahead. Yeah. Anytime I forget something, I just plug it into my laptop and I hit it and I'm like, oh shit, I have texts to reply to. I just got all the notifications in my head. Sorry. Drew, what happened? Something happened. He started thinking about technology. I'm not kidding. He literally... I already know that though.
That's why I had to break it because I was like, dude, you guys are going down a path where Drew's actually going to get scared. Like, he can't reel it in like me. Like, I can get a bit cuckoo and I'm like, okay, un poco loco. Like, let's back up. Drew will go. He's gone. I just saw his eyes dilate. I literally got so scared. Drew's version of like his brain is that song that's like wild horses. And instead of...
Not the Sunday's one, the fucking other one. The Prince one. No, not the Prince one. And not the prefab. The ACDC one. Whichever one's on fucking TikTok that y'all are going outside and recording to, Drew's brain is that, but Wild Horses is playing and it's literally like ideas of horrors and robots taking over mankind. Yeah, it's less about robots and it's just more about existentialism. I can just turn that off.
That's what I do. I'm so jealous of that. No. I'm serious. I really, I can't. Of thinking? Of turning off existentialism. I was really starting to think like, oh, like meditation for me is broken. Like I try to meditate and my brain runs free and da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. I don't know where I was going with that. I lost it. Wait, I was going to say something. Dreams. Dreams. Dreams. My love.
What were you saying? What time did Josh? You were like, three baggers. Like, you kept repeating to him your in and out order. And you kept doing it like a prince. And I could never, like, redo the voice you did. I literally have no idea what you're talking about. I want to ask Josh. I don't remember if it was you or Josh, though. It might have been Josh because that sounds way funnier coming from Josh. Do you remember? I think it was your birthday where we had this, like,
Fucked up order at In-N-Out. It was like 30 burgers or something. And then you roll down the window as like a girl who like knew about the podcast. You're like, fuck, I can't order this shit. I felt so bad because it was like 400 burgers and it was like for like 30 people. 30 people was also put like, it was our whole fun group. Yeah, it was like seven people. Maybe like 10 people. Yeah. And then I got everybody burgers, paid for it with my card. Oh my fucking. And I didn't even get my fucking burger. Someone ate my burger. Oh my fucking.
Oh, also I went to In-N-Out. I was like, you know what? Like I'm going to eat as fuck. Like I'm going to eat down. I haven't really been eating good this last week. Like I'm going to eat as fuck. Like I'm going to go crazy.
And I have my order down pat. I get a double with cheese, whole grilled onions, and then I get a Flying Dutchman with the grilled onions on the outside, and I get cheese fries, and I get a cherry Coke, and then I get three things of pepper. And what's your cholesterol at? Cholesterol and no vitamin D. Yeah, I have high cholesterol, y'all. It's really bad. This was a night ago. It's not technically high cholesterol. It's like 0.2 points above normal of this like...
protein or some shit that is attached to high cholesterol. So I don't have high cholesterol, but I claim I have high cholesterol cause it's funny, but also get three orders of peppers cause you can bite the tips off and squeeze the spicy juice on your burgers and fries. And then I get a two packs of spread. Well, I did my whole order, came home, check the bag,
No fries, no cheese fries. Didn't give me my fries. Gave me a regular burger, no cheese, whole onions, not grilled. And then gave me just a slice of meat with a melted piece of cheese on top. I did get my cherry Coke. No peppers.
What is this about? Honestly, my vibe if I worked there. Literally, like, I would just be going crazy. I would have a pen in my back pocket and I would just be high as fuck making whatever the fuck came to my heart. It's like that Club Penguin game or that cake-making game, the pizza-making game in Club Penguin. That's what... But no, yeah, it is a complicated order and it's like whatever and In-N-Out is ran through and I really do feel bad for those workers every time I go through there because I don't know. It is the most packed establishment on the fucking planet. Like, I'm not even kidding. Like...
Like this saying, they're braver than the Marines. Like they literally are. Zamar worked at In-N-Out for a period. Yeah, I remember. And then he worked at Trader Joe's for a second too after that. Or maybe I'm tripping. I'm pretty sure he did. Well, I'll just have like some almonds throughout the day and I'll be full. Yeah, I eat a couple ice chips. I'll have some water with ice. And you eat...
I kind of eat whatever my fucking heart desires. Like, I literally, like, if something's around, I'll fucking eat it. I know. And I'll make fun of it. You're in my era. Like, my garbage disposal era. I'm in my eater era. And I'm in your feeder. Yeah, you are my feeder. Drew always gets me food, and then I just eat his scraps. That's actually... I guess I kind of have been the garbage disposal this week. That's been my duty. As anybody who has food left around, I've just been eating it. And also...
I think if I'm going to die from some freak accident, it's probably going to be food bacteria or like something. Yeah, like botulism or some shit. Because since I was a kid, my biggest fear is putting something that's warm in the fridge too soon. And then I don't know really what happens. I just know people die from that shit. And I can't get myself to look it up because then I will...
Think about it every waking moment. You're not supposed to put warm stuff in the fridge. You'll die. It's in a hot container because condensation and like it'll like speed up bacteria growth. It's like the temperature is stays in the sweet spot for bacteria to grow longer. So you're supposed to wait for it to get room temperature and then put it in. I don't believe that. But also I grew up with a family who would make big tubs of soup and leave it on the stove and the way we
kept it good was you would heat it up every day till you ran out. I mean that makes sense to me. Yeah you kill the bacteria. You're burning it and that's why my immune system is so strong. Have I told them about the crows yet? Oh my god no. Don't. There's been so many crows around this house. And it's starting to feel like when I thought people were filming me through my window and the headlights were speaking to me.
There are so many crows around the house. I think you should definitely just look into the... I also got a picture of them. The what's it called? I think it might be us in a past life. So I wouldn't worry about that. Also, it's famously spring and they might just be literally moving. Oh, yeah. I got a picture of them and I honestly think it might be us in a past life. Where is it? Or it might be us in every life.
So the evil omen is the crows that have been following you around and you saw two crows and that's us. But I saw them this morning. I saw them all day yesterday. I can't lie. Can we go bird watching? That sounds fun. Literally, please. Are you kidding me? I would love to go bird watching. Everybody right now, I'm going to put this... Oh, wait, no. I didn't see anything else, but...
you're so annoying um but no i'm gonna put on um this app that my mom showed me it's called merlin bird id you put in like what um like area area you live in or what area you're visiting um and you have to download bird packs like specific to like the region you're in and you click the record button
And it listens for birds in your area and then based off of the bird call that the app hears it tells you what bird you're hearing Oh, that's and it's literally so lit every time we go to big sir I like can identify all of the owls and the birds flying around these for birds. What's sniffies? Yeah, you're gonna have to explain what sniffies you guys know, it's you know, it's sniffies is you especially is it like a Febreze thing?
Like an air? No, it's like an app. Oh, it's if you're sick. No, it's like a... It's tissue brand. Oh, it's like a congestion. Oh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, keep going. It's just he's getting... It's like this app. Wait, is my mic good? Sorry. I just like pulled the cable. It's like this app where there's like penises and then you can like...
go you can go suck them basically based off of like your radius this is what i've heard this is what you've told me um but apparently pointing to me i'm just saying like we've talked about this one time uh off larchmont do you know what is it's like burger lounge i think um i was really depressed in like 2018 we know this but i would like go in there all the time and there's this really cute girl that worked at the cash register and i was always like she's really pretty but so
Straight up couldn't even make eye contact with her one time. I was there when it was like pretty late I was like the only one in the restaurant and then she came up and was like hey like do you want a free lemonade? I just like made this if you want it and then I was like, thank you And I just like got up and left but I always think about that whenever I whenever I pass by the restaurant I'm like, where is she?
I fucked up, dude. You fumbled. She fucking quit. You scared the fuck out of her. She's like the guy who comes in here all the time. I finally go to him and he took it and ran away. He's going to come here tomorrow and fucking kill me. I know. That's sweet. I feel like that's one of those things where it's like how things sound when it's from somebody you like versus somebody you don't know well. And it's that fucking TikTok we were cracking up. It's like, dude, his weird ass drove...
15 minutes out of his way to give me a fucking coffee. Like he knew my order. And if that comes from someone, you know, it's like, oh, like that's literally so sweet. If someone drives 15 minutes to give you a coffee at work and it's someone you don't want. If somebody does anything for me, I question it.
Because I have issues. Everything and nothing to me. Well, you should go back there and stalk her, I think. This was years ago. She's probably like a CEO of some company now. Yeah, she's probably wildly successful. And she's like, remember, she's going to make one of those pictures. It's going to be you. And it's going to be like that time that I gave this sad guy.
The lowest point of my life. He's a motivational speaker now. And it's like the lowest point of her life was when she was attracted to Kai. It was rock bottom for me. Also, you're such a tweak because I'm sure you could have spoken to her. And I guess maybe y'all weren't meant to date. She probably found like a guy who could like build a table and stuff. Yeah, she probably got a guy that better days for her. Protect her and shit, which is fine. I'm happy for her. Whatever. Every single night.
Every single night and every single day. Every single night in bed, I grapple with the idea of if I should go to sleep or if I should spend $60 in bed every night.
I guess, yeah. I mean, using your phone now is literally like, fuck, I really hope I use this and I don't buy something stupid. Should I sleep or spend $60? Mine is, should I sleep or should I actually, this wave of motivation and lust for life I have, should I sit on this and stay up all fucking night and have the best day of my life tomorrow? Meet a Drew. And then I usually end up going to bed at like 4 a.m. Have the best night ever. Chicken jockey.
Oh, yeah. Minecraft Moonry. What the fuck was that? Have y'all seen, what is it called? Million Dollar Secret? You know I haven't seen that. Well, I know you haven't seen it, motherfucker. I was asking this motherfucker. Well, why'd you look at me and you say y'all? I didn't want to get you out of the fucking question. Fine, I'll just talk to Kai. Have you seen Million Dollar Secret? I have no idea what that is. Okay, I'm going to explain to you what it is.
It's this reality show that, from what I'm gathering, is kind of like a copycat of just like a Jubilee or a mole game, whatever, whatever. The semantics of it don't matter to me. But...
It's basically one person has a million dollars and they have to lie to the whole cast that they're on this game show with about who has the million dollars and the last liar standing gets to walk away with it. But the most interesting part about this fucking show is they give them these weird tasks. So they already have to lie to everybody that they know or they've just met, but they get these weird ass tasks that push them higher in the game. So like their vote will count for more. Just like,
They'll keep the money for longer. Shit like that. One of them was cracking me up because I was like, what? She had to mention she had to get other members of the game to say the name Justin Timberlake out loud. And I just want to know how y'all would do that because I want to know how y'all would lie right now. How would you get me to say that name? Oh, what's the guy that had the DUI recently that did the press conference? I wouldn't know.
Who's the guy that did like Dick in a Box with Andy Samberg? Who was that? I wouldn't know that either. Lady Gaga. That was Lady Gaga. Oh, I'm going to see her at Coachella. I'm going to see Abracadabra live. Wait, is she out there? Is she doing Coachella? I'm pretty sure. She is Saturday. Wait, since when? Since always. That's why I'm like, we should maybe go. I think you guys should. That would be really fun. Saturday. Saturday, Sunday. You can't do that.
Just Saturday, though? No, I can't. I don't think any, but like, I'm not kidding. All of my negative projections onto the experience of Coachella come from the deep, deep truth that I just can't enjoy those kind of things because I am actually petrified of being around that many people.
Every single night. And that's why when I go to a conker, I have to have like two drinks because I seriously think someone's going to fucking kidnap me or stab me or push me or fucking kill me. This is how I would do it. Oh, what's the guy who has the song Baby? His first name.
Justin. And what would you say is a tree that's by a body of water? Well, the thing is you have to be not suspicious. So she had to get three. Wait, what was the second part? A tree by a body of water. A tree by a lake. But what's another name for a tree? Oak. Wood. Oak tree?
Oakwood? I don't know. That's my middle school, Oakwoods. Oakwoods? We were the roadrunners. I would say, who's that guy that Drew sold poppers to that one time? Oh, Justin Timberlake. Yeah, yeah. Justin Timberlake. That is Justin Timberlake. Yeah. But you have to get people to say it three times, and also everyone who's playing the game with you is...
watching everybody because it like and another one was them of them was like some crazy shit it's oh you have to get three people to scream with you but everybody's looking out to see who's fucking screaming it's just such a good game and i want to play it so bad but i feel like i'd be like this one girl who um who was just trying so hard to just like
she hadn't been the millionaire yet so she had nothing to lose and she was like I'm just gonna be like very transparent this whole game um and everyone turned on her and she had a panic attack and then she left it was really sad I need to see that cause I have this visceral like idea that if I was ever on one of those dating shows I would have a panic attack on camera oh
I cannot think of a worse thing for me to be. Well, I guess live dating on camera. Dude, none of us would survive Love Island. Not a single one of us. I don't know a single person that has the brain chemistry for Love Island. Like you really have to be about it. Y'all know about traitors? Traitors? Yeah, but like...
it's resonating with me i have to tap in i just like honestly game shows are so good and this might be crazy but i think i like the millionaire or what is it called again a million dollar secret i think i like it because it's the first time in a while i have felt to my core that the producers are fucking with this game like they you every task is so pointed and like
them just giving clues to these motherfuckers and you're watching everybody just like from one second to another be like oh okay like everyone is going insane and i am so curious and i also just like i love watching people lie i love the way you lie by rihanna well if you love lying so much you're pretty that's to me is isn't even a bad lie because the correct one is i'm gorgeous so pretty actually doesn't even pretty goes over my head i'm just like pretty try again
And for me, I would be lying by saying like, you are worthy. So I'm worthless? Yeah. No, I am worthless. Guys, today, can we have an arts and crafts day where we make each other motivational posters? No, we need to go to the fucking gym. We haven't been to the gym in like three months.
So bad. You just sent me a shirtless photo in the gym. Why is he yelling at me to go to the gym? That's the craziest part. Oh my God. We need to go to the fucking gym. That's the way he says it. I want to apologize for my radar for protecting women not going off just then. Because usually it's perfect. And I apologize for my gaydar going off so crazy that you guys could probably hear it through my brain because y'all are so gay. Actually, I hear nothing. I hear nothing and that's impossible. So.
Yeah, we went to the Minecraft movie. Well, they didn't. I went to the Minecraft movie and it was lit. Okay, me and Kai are going to go see it. Yeah, y'all have fucking fun. My friend saw it and she said that she had a really, really violently visceral sex dream about Jack Black after. Honestly, I can't even hate on that because I kind of feel it. I can get down with Jack Black. I would let him hit like crazy. I can get down with that. He looks good on SNL. Have you seen him when he's young on SNL? He's sexy. Jason Momoa too, I'll let slide. No. But...
I don't like that buff shit. The movie was fucking lit. It was really funny, actually. I thought I was going to go into it and just laugh at how terrible it was. It is a bad movie. Objectively, it's a bad movie. But if you let yourself love it... If you let your imagination run free... Like a Minecraft movie would want you to do. It was awesome. It was really, really funny. And I found out 30 seconds before the movie started that...
The guy that made Napoleon Dynamite and Nacho Libre made Minecraft movie. And that changed everything for me. I mean, there were so many moments where I was like literally actually laughing at that. I need to go see it. But I did wish I did wish I saw it like after Saturday or Sunday, Saturday, Sunday, because like.
the hive mind like decided like the parts that they're going to cheer out. Like it was like a Barbenheimer moment where like everyone was like, yeah, we're going to have fun in this movie. People weren't really having fun yet. And I would go see it again just to like cheer in the theater. Like everybody cheers at the AMC lady.
That's like gay people version of sports is going and banding together over some weird ass movie and all going to the theater and screaming at the screen. Like that is literally the closest that and like the Fortnite shit because Fortnite, they are one universe away. The universe being Steven Universe from having the broadest range of gay people to ever play one singular video game. And I genuinely it lost me for a second, but they got the Sabrina Carpenter skin, the emotes. They have Adventure Time like
There's a siren being yelled out by Epic Games for gay people to unite on Fortnite. And that's what I think of movie theaters. It's kind of like when gay people put on music videos in their living room. To me, going to see Minecraft is that. And it's necessary. One of my friends recently asked me. They were at a gay night and they were watching...
music videos and they asked for my opinion they asked for they asked for what i should put on oh my god that's amazing what's the lady gaga music video that's like a short film telephone yeah is it for telephone with beyonce no there's like one where it's 12 minutes i was watching the telephones beyonce or telephones 12 minutes it's kind of like um she picks her up from jail yeah like yeah she does but like
like where they speed up and she walks around you know exactly but like there's this one part where she's like you know exactly what I'm talking about
my god guys a fucking beyonce concert later this month yeah wow and you know what the scariest part is i remember when that album came out and i was like i don't even have to think about going to that concert for like so long it's here it's here i think last time when we went to renaissance i didn't really do too much with my fit i actually almost wore that shirt today the
the like tank top that had my boobs falling out because my boobs shrunk so i thought they would fit in that shirt and i bent over and my boobs were out and i was like this shirt is literally just not meant to be worn by me um but i think i want to go crazy with like a fit i'm just i think i'm like kind of losing it like i want i'm bored i want to see what the girls are talking about all you coachella girls who get your fits together i want to see what all the fuss is about because you seem like the happiest people ever so i want to start getting like
really obnoxiously made outfits for events. And they're not going to be my events. It's for Beyonce's concert, but that's my first big boom moment. The last thing I want to talk about is how humans think they were created in God's image, but it was actually horseshoe crabs. They haven't evolved in millions and millions and millions of years. They haven't changed a centimeter, a millimeter. And that's what God looks like.
And doesn't everything evolve into a crab? Eventually, yeah. Yeah. It's like the final form. It's like the most efficient physical embodiment. And that's why now they're sold at fairs to little kids in plastic boxes. That's why we eat them. Yeah, that's why I actually have friends in Miami who vlog going down there and be like... Their blue blood is like the most expensive liquid in the world.
Blue blood? This blood is really expensive and it's good for medical medicine. Also, if horseshoe crabs start evolving, that's when we know the damage we've done is irreparable. So when's the last time we've seen one of those motherfuckers? Because I want to check up. I want to see what's going on.
Because it feels like she's changing in her sleep and we don't even notice it yet. Also, actually, this is the last thing I'll mention. This shit pissed me the fuck off in a crazy way. This really infuriated me. Like this pissed me the fuck off. I got tagged in this video way, way too many times for it to be okay. It was bullying. It was bullying at that point.
Like that's that's crazy That does remind me of you. Kill yourself. Oh wait, I want to focus on this. Oh Kai, that's fucking nasty. Like actually sometimes you you like no, no. I'm sorry.
Ooh, let's go through the email and see if I can find some doppelgangers or some psyops. Blake Bennett holding it down still. I'm not kidding. He sent me like, he said, oh wait, this is one he said on his own. Lesbian grinder is called finger. F-I-N-G-R. Potheads will find any reason to smoke. Damn, that bitch ugly. Let me roll up. That's me, bruh. Literally you.
Damn, that bitch is ugly. What's the, what do you mean you saw Yoji Yamamoto? I can't stand smoking with paranoid bitches. Fuck you mean you see Yoji Yamamoto in the corner. This is just a certified classic. Some of y'all AirPods, some of y'all's AirPods look like they were in your ass, not your ear. Classic, classic. Whoa, this one's good. This one's really, really, really good.
You got money for Dubai chocolate, but didn't pay your rent that was Dubai the first. Damn, these Thanksgiving leftovers are still hitting. True, it's April. Is Easter this weekend? I think I need to do an Easter egg hunt. So that's kind of where I'm at right now.
But I just want to do it if somebody puts like a 20 in one of the eggs. I want like a 20 for free that I hunt. We can do that in the backyard. That'd be fun. Yeah, should we host like a little... I mean, we don't have grass. But we can hide them. Yeah, sure. Some of y'all aren't queer, but you sure are LGBT. Lying, gossiping, and bitching well into your 30s. I've never seen Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, but I can only assume this trio is that.
Kai would eat as the guy that got nominated. -Because what is it? Is it like a guy makeover show? -Yes, it's like you nominate-- It's not specifically guy, but you nominate a person or a guy to be made over by three or four gay guys and it's like therapy. It's like clothes, it's like hair. -It's like the nice version of one not to wear. -Yes. -The non-evil version. -Him, that pussy is mine. Wait.
Him. Is that pussy mine? Me. You are for sure a shale hurleder. I called a girl's bi boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Those were from Yewi. Okay, well, that was the episode. Oh, no, media. Media. My media is Rather Live by Playboy Cardi and The Weeknd. This is My Life, Shirley Bassey, Relationships by Haim, Tonight, Pink Pantherists.
I've been listening to Sufjan Stevens' Seven Swans, and that is the saddest album. Oh, my God. Yeah, I can't do that right now. Like, do you know the lore? No, and I don't know. Oh, it's really dark-sided. Look into it. I don't want to, like, mess things up, but, like, someone he falls in love with gets cancer and dies. Futile Devices, though.
I always say, I always say, uh, Stacy's mom makes me cry. That's the only song that's ever made me cry and will ever make me cry. Futile devices made me cry the other day. I've been listening to white nights by psychic TV again. And how does that one go? It's like Santa Claus is checking his list. Go. Fuck choices. Project path. I love you. I give you all my life. Ooh. No, I'm
I really like Choices by Project Pat and Lavender Bud. Oh, yeah. I was lying awake and thinking about the nights we spent under summer's magic spell. And when autumn came, the love did not remain and made my world a living hell. Okay, well, see you guys next week. I love you.