David Dobrik EXPOSED By Assistant + Justice For Mikayla Nogueira?
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You're a loser and you look pathetic and just because you have money doesn't mean it makes you any less of a loser. I didn't realize David Dobrik's lawyer with like the Jeff thing is the one Justin Baldoni's lawyer. Did you know that? I didn't know that. The same exact person? Same exact lawyer. He's busy.

- Did you see the TikTok David Dobrik deleted with his assistant? - Wait, he deleted that? - Yes. Okay, this is-- - How come you didn't tell me about a David Dobrik news? We were together all week. - What? - How come you never were like, "Did you see David Dobrik?" Like, you tell me everything. Oh, I have a Minecraft dissertation planned. Okay, great. Where's the David Dobrik?

Her name is Trish, she's got the fish and all the gossips, filthy rich, pretty in pink, hot topic queen and says what everybody thinks, she's just Trish.

Oh, I'm on tour again. Hi guys, welcome to Just Trish Podcast. It's gonna be a good Wednesday. You know how I know. We came back on a Sunday. I slept. I feel great. It's like our normal hour, normal time. Me and Oscar are matching, not planned. No, serendipitously, yeah. How did we know? Is this the color of the season? Maybe so, yeah. A little lavender. I think it's butter yellow, actually. The Pantone color of the season is butter. Oh, yeah.

yellow. Your mom was wearing that today. Was she? Yeah. She's on that Pantone palette. What is this? Is this lavender? It might supposed to be pink, but it does look a little purple. Yeah. I think a lilac, a lavender. Well, okay. There's pink here just so I don't lose my pink streak of wearing pink on the podcast, but it's a good day. We're like here in a normal hour. We're not here at like 4.30. I know. I love it. I feel good. Do you feel good? I don't know. How do you feel? That's

It's so hard because like... I know. I knew coming in, anytime I'm going through something, the way that you navigate bringing it up is so funny. It actually does make me giggle every time. I know. But you're always in a good mood because you're always giggly. You're always excited to be here. It's just so funny because I knew coming in. I never know how to handle these things. I know. It makes me...

Okay. Oh, my God. I'm just trying to be there for you. This is why I'm a bad friend. I don't know how to be there for anyone. No, I love it. It makes it more... I don't know. I feel like it does more for me mentally, spiritually, the way that you don't know how to do it. Okay, okay. It's, like, very charming and endearing. Like, it's unexpected, so you have to approach it a whole different other way. Yeah, yeah. And I do like it more than, like, oh, I hope you're okay. Like, there is something just very charming in that. Yeah, it's just...

Hi!

So she's very special to me. But... I know, I know, I know. I don't want to cry either. That's like so... I can't even imagine. No, I know. Yeah. Um...

But she got me through a lot. A lot of tough stuff this year. Oh my gosh. I hope she's okay wherever she is. We got you a gift. We don't know what else to do. Because I was in Cleveland and we saw this story. There's also a gift from a fan too. That's very sweet. There's a bunch of stuff in there. That's how I found out about the meet and greet. Someone's like, Oscar's dog. And I was like, what happened? So there's a few gifts. So that...

That's from a fan. This is so sweet. This one made this? That's from a fan. Yeah, a fan made that one. Oh my god. Shan's Crochet Creations. Yeah. That is so sweet. Little otter. Thank you so much. Oh, these little axolotls. These are from Moses. From us, but... We were the aquarium. Oh my god, how cute. They have like a little magnet. That is so sweet. Thank you so much.

Oh, a little card. Thank you. Yeah, a little card in there. That is so sweet. Oh, my God. There's a lot of little trinkets in here. Oh, my God. And Trisha paid his pay. Yeah. The era's torpy. Oh, wait. Someone made this? Yeah. Oh, that's so cute. She made like 10 of them. Oh, my God. We probably have more stuff, too. It's like so hard to go through everything. There's probably more. And then this one specifically, I remember she said this is for Oscar, who's... I love this haul. This is so sweet. Yeah. Yeah.

Diva. Pink Diva hats. Oh. I didn't even know. This is everything. So cute. Oh, this is going to be a new staple piece. I will be wearing this a lot. Oh, Diva. From Guadalupe Trejo. Thank you, Guadalupe. Guadalupe. She gave me this Dr. Mimi one too, but we'll get that in a minute. She was great. She was so sweet. I love her. That is so sweet. Thank you so much, everybody. That's so sweet. And she put a little card for you. Yeah, she was so sweet. She was in Charlotte. That's where she was in. Thank you so much. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, I'm happy you're here. It made me happy when you're just like, okay, because I always just check in in the morning and say, I hope you're okay. No, I was excited. I was excited to come and giggle. Yeah. And yeah, it's a good distraction for sure. But honestly, I feel like...

You've inspired me a lot too because it is very easy to get stuck in a dark place because a lot of stuff has gone wrong this year. Let's be honest. It's not been a great year. But anytime I want to make a mental list of all the stuff that's going wrong, I try to do the opposite and make a list of everything going right. I love that. Yeah. You have gone through a lot. I feel like more than people know and that's why I'm always like, I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know how to, you know, convey. I cannot catch a break, but you know what? But you will. But I will, exactly. It's going to be a strong end. I'm due for something. You know, all the bad stuff is getting out of the way in the beginning of the year. So I'm due for something sweet. Ooh, sweet. Yeah. What do you think that is? I don't know, but I'm really hoping something good. I'm really hoping something good. Ooh, a collab with a candy company or something. Yeah, sure. That could be cute. A Tarte brand trip I'll take. I could go for something sweet or something Tarte.

Please go on a tarp brand trip. I would love to hear about that, actually. Honestly, me too. It'd just be me sitting awkward in a corner. No, I feel like you would thrive. And then you guys can launch his career. Truly? Everyone in our videos, you should go to Patreon to see it. Okay, add right after that. Everyone was asking about his skin routine. He does have a serious skincare routine. Oh, he does? He's very disciplined.

When it comes to skincare, pretty much primarily. Everything else, not really. But skincare, yes. His skin is beautiful. He doesn't miss a day of a skincare routine. You would be the It Boys at the Tarte trip. People would be so excited. Because you're both, like, so cute. And everyone wants to befriend the cute gay couple. You know what I mean? That would be so cute, actually. Okay, I mean, we're wearing Tarte colors, right? Isn't this kind of their colors? Is it? Well, yeah. Sure.

I love that. Yeah, go to patreon.com slash Jess Trish. We did the couple challenge. What did we post this week? I always forget to check. We reacted to Trish Talks. Sorry, Moses, without you. No, we should finish it with him. We need to finish it with you. Because he is so good. Moses is the star of these, for real. Although the one we reacted to, the first one was starring your mom, the angry Karen. I saw her this morning. Did you tell her? Were you like, good job on that? Oh, no, I should have, yeah. I was a little starstruck by her. She is a great actress. I always try to hear the conversations people are having because...

I'm like this with most of anyone. I'm like, oh my God, okay. I hope everything goes okay. You know what I mean? I think because I'm so awkward, I just want to make sure no one else feels awkward in this world. But it sounded like a good combo. She's so awkward that she's awkward when she's not in the conversation. I know. That was me. I was hiding. I was like, let me listen. Oh my God, that's so funny. Yeah. She seemed...

Oh, she said she liked the Patreon video. Yeah, we love that. Patreon.com slash justtrish. We're posting. What are we going to do this week? That's a good question. We do have to kind of think of something. I feel like we should do like trendy, like Minecraft, Happy Meals, and the Kardashian crumble collection that just came out. Oh, that's fierce, yeah. I want to try it today. I don't have time, but the Kardashians came out with all their crumble favorites, which I'm like...

Are they really eating a yellow chocolate layer cake? Kris Jenner's favorite. I really, really doubt that. Yeah. They are trying to be a little bit more relatable these days, I guess. A little bit. I mean, they ate McDonald's in the last episode, so I'm like, okay, relatable. Really? I haven't seen that one yet. Yeah. It actually...

I literally, I swear to God, we are the only two people watching this program. Yeah, I agree. Because I never hear anyone talking about it. Every time there's something boycott, they're the ones to... You remember Starbucks? Completely boycott. Nobody drinks there. Oh, yeah. I think McDonald's is uncanceled now. And down.

But Tesla trucks, yeah, they're still promoting that. Yeah, she's going hard for Tesla, that Kimberly. It's so hard. They are my problematic faves. Because I do enjoy them. Even Kendall, I've turned around. It was one side of beef. I had one bad experience with Kendall Jenner in high school at Nordstrom.

And granted, she really didn't even do much. She just kind of was a little bit of a diva in the shoe department. That was it. It really wasn't that bad. Were you working or just shopping? I was just walking by. But I think she thought I was like trying to get it. I wasn't even trying to get a photo with her or anything. I just saw her and I was trying to pass through the women's section, women's shoe section to get to the men's. Right, right, right. But I think she thought it was like a stand. But granted, she was in high school. I was in high school. You forgive her.

No, you still hang on to it. I have the pregnant pause. Okay. I will forget. It really was nothing. It was nothing at all, but it was a one-sided grudge that I held for a long time. It's okay to hang on to those, I think. Yeah, but she's one meal where she's quite charming on the program. I don't know. Was she eating McDonald's? No, Kendall Jenner was not, but she was funny. Who was? It was Khloe. It was Khloe and Kim and Kris. They were just sponsored, probably. Yeah.

Probably. I don't put anything past them. They were like inside eating it? No, they were on a road trip and they went through a drive-thru.

Okay. I think it was sponsored. If they showed McDonald's. And what did they eat? McFlurry and some chicken nuggets and fries. That's relatable. It was getting relatable. And they went on a camping trip, but it ended up being glamping. Oh, I want to see this episode. It was a good episode. I'm not going to lie. I was tickled. I was pretty tickled. What else was in this episode? Chloe threw a party, a birthday party for Tristan's younger brother, Amari, who has like epilepsy. And that was very sweet because I don't know.

Chloe's so sweet. I know. Again, problematic faves because, yes, there's a whole bunch of stuff that I'm like, I get reminded. I'm like, hmm. Yeah. And kind of like brushed. Just no accountability for it. Right. Never having to address it. Yes, yes. Who amongst us has not been problematic? Exactly. Except for the past. I can't hold it. I'm like, okay, get it. But they look, they seem good. They seem like they're in a good place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We gotta catch up with it. Well, before I forget, I'm on tour again this weekend. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I'm on tour. I'm in the Heirs of Trish tour. It continues. We are doing three weekends in a row. We are not stopping. We're actually, after Vegas, we'll be halfway through. We're going to be in Vegas this week at the Cosmo Hotel. Very excited. We're going to be in Vegas. There's tickets left for that. There's a special song there. There's also special merch in Vegas only. There's going to be a Vegas only shirt.

Then we go to New York City on the 15th. We'll be at Radio City Music Hall. There'll be special merch, special song. I'm rapping a little Jay-Z there. It's going to be a night to remember. And there's something to say for that, but we are sold out at Boston at Wayne Theater. And we're actually filming that. We're doing pro shots of that. So look for it near you. I actually don't know where it's going. I just know that was the theater that allowed us to film. So we're doing pro shot filming. Kind of like the way we did my Broadway show. So there'll be like 20 cameras. Wow. It's going to be...

Amazing. So make sure you come. The Arizona Triceratops, we just do not stop. We were in Cleveland, Cincinnati, and Charlotte this weekend. And it was a vibe. It was our... It was a great turnout. We loved it. Cleveland was my hometown show, and people showed up for that. We took the kids, not to the show, but we took the kids on a flight. Shout out, United. They were pretty... They were... Well...

been problematic in the past they don't let people pee remember that the woman's like I need to pee and like you have to sit down no I don't remember that at all yeah not us but I think that was a story that happened and yeah they're usually like people have complaints but they were great to us they were really nice

Yeah, very good. One of the flight attendants had come to my show in Houston, and she's coming to New York. Whoa. Yeah. That's quite a coincidence. It is a coincidence. And she had just started. It was her first flight ever. Wow. She's just going on all the air as a church to herself. She was really nice. I got her information because I was like, dang, that's cool. And yeah, it was a good trip. First time for the kids to be on an airplane. Yeah, they did a great job. They slept, which is great. Malibu slept during landing. I don't know how. She like hits the ground, and she's still like...

When toddlers are sleeping, they're sleeping. Like, there's no... We went to all the Cleveland hotspots, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. The Aquarium. Children's Museum. They have great... I mean, the Children's Museum was great. The Aquarium was great. We had a good time. We had a family reunion. We went to my aunt's house. She had like 40 people over, cooked Thanksgiving dinner. It was a good time. A bunch of little kids playing together.

I love my family. I need to see family more often. I really don't want to see them a lot. We spent every day, morning till night with her family. That's so sweet. Like different cousins and different aunts and uncles. And everyone would show up. And Malibu was like in heaven. Oh. She was in heaven. So many kids. Because they have like, what, like 12 kids or something. And she immediately just bonds. She knows it's family. It's like they're running around and playing, doing everyone's makeup and singing and dancing. That's fun. But you know you feel like a way. My...

It was great. I love it. But I have a recurring dream where I'm stuck in the Midwest where I like, like, like it happens a lot where I feel like I'm back in the Midwest and it's like, oh my God, I never left. Like I'm the age I am now. And like, sometimes I'm still going to school or something like that. And it's like, but then I wake up and I'm like, oh my God, no, I'm in California and I have a family. It's like, I don't know. It felt a little bit like that. Not with my family, but just like the other parts of Cleveland. You're just like, oh my God, I'm stuck here. Cause I have the same thing from the Mideast, you know?

The Middle East? Is it something about the middle? Like people that live in the middle, you know, they go west or they go east. But it's something about being stuck in the middle. Oh, wait, that's crazy. I'm from the Midwest. You're from the Middle East. Because I'm the same way. Like if I go, like it doesn't matter how much I enjoy. I'm just in this fear of being stuck there. So we came west together. We don't like to be in the middle. We don't like to be stuck. We don't like to be landlocked.

No, going west is like, you know, people that go all the way west are like the seekers, the pioneers. Like they want, they go as far as they can. Like Lewis and Clark. I think they went south. Like you can't. Right? The Louisiana Purchase. Didn't they do Louisiana? They didn't get very west. You go as far as you can until you hit the water and that's it. There's nowhere to go. Like this is the edge of the country. Well, yeah.

Go to China, I guess. Go around. Well, we're here. We're the Seekers. What about the people in the East? I feel like Thailand, like they're thriving. No, but I'm saying that or you go East. Oh, you go one or the other. People go to New York. But you said the Seekers come West. Who goes East? This is more like they want to, I don't know.

Wall Street money. In Thailand? No, I'm talking about the United States. Like the east of the United States. Which means you get to... Or Broadway. Where do people want to go? They go to New York or California. Where else is there like a mess, you know? Right. Where are you going? You stayed west. Yeah. I guess I was middle of the San Fernando Valley. Oh.

So you're also mid. Valley is very middle. The Valley is the Midwest of California, for sure. Especially Midwest of LA. Is it? No. Everyone always talks down about the Valley. You know, it's like if you're from the Valley, you're like on the outskirts or whatever because it's so far from LA, but technically you're in LA. But it's very beautiful. It's inexpensive. Well, now it's expensive, but back in the day it was. We'll get to come even more out towards us. We're even more in

the boonies. I don't know if you can say that. We used to call it the boonies, but I don't know what you can say anymore, but we're out in the boonies past the Kardashians. We're far out. Yeah, you're kind of in the midst of it all. The swing-in. Well, we're back. We made it back to the West Coast. Thank goodness. So, Cleveland show, your dad came up. She made a whole video. I mean, everyone were like crying.

Special guest my dad. Backstage, everyone were crying. The video she made and the song and everything. That was like amazing. And her whole family was there. Like what, 40 people came to the show. They brought the high school. They brought everyone. Everyone with her. And then you came out. Wait, but you didn't talk about your... Well, I'm still wearing the jersey since then. I haven't took it off. I know the next show, everyone was expecting you to come out. And they were like, where's Moses? I was like, I can't be with the kids. I know, it's hard. It was really sad. Even leaving them for like... My mom also came with us. Even though I didn't tell my mom, I was just like...

It's sad when they're so close, but yeah. Another thing there is gifts from the shows. Yeah, someone painted this and brought it to the show. This is the Dr. Mimi doll. I guess these are from, he's like a pharmacist in Mexico, and they give them to Adele and Sabrina Carpenter. They dress them up as little pop stars. That is so funny. Guadalupe, too. Guadalupe really came through with the gifts, and I believe she made this rainbow Birkin. We should start these mini- I added the Birkin onto it. It was a different gift. Oh.

I think she gave it to me with this. The Birkin was from... There's another one hanging over there. She gave me a Birkin for this doll, I remember. I think that's the one over there. Because this Birkin is from a previous weekend that you came back. I think there's another one like this somewhere. I swear she crystallized the same exact one. Oh. Because everyone's crystallizing these Birkins and they do look like they

They look like they're handmade, but they're all the same kind. And I'm like, is someone making these Birkins off Amazon? But maybe they're really making these. It's just like crazy. This is like the third one I got like this. So I know she gave me a Bedazzled one because she's like, it's for the Dr. Mimi doll. And I was like, oh, okay. So I guess her mom stuffed the boobs. It was really –

put a lot of effort into it. She gave him a little wig, so... It's like a drag race challenge or something. Turn this doll into a queen. I mean, and she did. She crushed it. These were from Ian Charms. Oh, yes. Those were a little gift. My necklace fell off. Oh, I'm wearing the bracelet right now. I wear them all the time. Justin Bieber wears them a lot, too, and now that you're in your Belieber era. I am. Yeah. I thought it was very timely. It was very timely. They gave this picture of Moses. I wish you could...

Do a close-up of this. I love it. It's great. And they gave Malibu this really cute. It's a really cute thing. I didn't know. And if Justin Bieber likes it, I like it. Yeah, that's the one I wear. It has like the popcorn. I sort of wore it today, but they have like the popcorn and stuff and like the eight ball. But they're really cute. Oh, shut up, Ian Charms. Everyone says you should listen to his new album. So I don't know if you guys want to. Justin Bieber? What year? What year is his album? Is he having some new music? I don't think he's put out music in 10 years. I don't know.

Okay. Maybe you know Moses. When he does, we'll do a Patreon. Wait, we'll do a Patreon? Listening? Justin dropped that album. I wouldn't know if he had a new album. I'm a Bieber fan now and he hasn't done anything. He's like, how's that new album? Purpose? It was kind of whiplash or your Bieber era. It kind of came out of nowhere seemingly. Well, no, because we've been talking about Hailey Bieber. Oh, that's true. That's true. So then

I was like okay she kept popping on my TikToks and I started researching like Justin Bieber then Benny Blanco's been in the news so I was seeing all the songs he wrote for Justin Bieber and the ties between him and Selena and I was like oh I gotta look up this thank you so much to the

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I was like, no. I think the world was the problem to Justin. And he had some bad hands dealt to him because no one was protecting him. So now I really love Justin. So I'm really invested. He posts a lot on the Instagram. And I love anyone who posts a lot. Like those feed posts. I love it. He was FaceTiming his baby with just like a little bit of the head joy. I just love his little posts. I think he's great. I have asked him to be on the podcast a few times. I did see. Did you see? Yeah, I was. Maybe. You never know. You never know. Never say never. As Justin Bieber says. What?

I love him. I sing about every show now. It's actually a vibe. People love Justin Bieber. What songs are you singing? And I didn't want to write a song because I didn't want anyone to... I didn't know the whole word. I actually start from the beginning where it's like, for all the times that you rained on my parade. I kind of feel like I've met Sheeran singing it on stage because I saw him performing it and I was like, ooh, I channel that. But everyone sings it. They love that song and they start clapping. Because if you like...

the way you look. And everyone claps. And it's like, it's a vibe. I know all the words now, too. It's an aton. It's funny when I know all the words, too. I'm trying to, I don't know. I think that's one of his best songs. I don't know. I really like it. I really like Justin Bieber. I'm gunning to open for him if he tours again. Oh, okay. You know, if Rebecca Black has Katy Perry, I was like, okay, maybe I could go with Justin Bieber. You could probably do a cosplay, too. It's similar to Troy Bolton in a way, I guess. Maybe.

Maybe, yeah. Maybe I was a little too old for the Justin Bieber era. And sometimes even listening to his music as a kid, I'm like, I think maybe I'm too old to be listening to this. Because I think it's more like for kids, right? He aged up, though. He had like... Right. His last, I think, couple albums were a little bit more mature. Is it the Too Late Now to Say Sorry? Is that the one? Or is that older? That was on Pur... Wait, not Pur... Purpose? Purpose. I know there's a Purpose tour. I know it was the one... It was the album about Selena. Yeah.

I remember, oh my God, I was at NBC. I met him when he was promoting that. How old was he? God, how old? This must have been like 20, I guess I can just Google it. I don't know why I'm sitting here trying to like, he came to Access Hollywood to do an interview. And he was very nice. I will give it to him for that. 2015, 2015 is when it was sick. Wow, 10 years ago.

He was very polite. He like came and he like introduced himself to everyone on like the camera guys, anyone who was just like in the hallway. So I was just in the hallway. He's like, I'm Justin. Wow. He had a swoop or no? No, it was kind of like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Blonde or brown? It was light, dark blonde, light brown maybe? Okay, not the bleach, not the bleach blonde. I don't think so. I don't think so. Not yet at least. Um.

Um, but yeah, he was very polite. I admittedly, cause I'm sure it'll be my digital footprint somewhere. I was a Justin Bieber hater for a long time. Now I'm just concerned for him to be honest. Um, but I was a hater for quite a long time. Why? If he was so nice to you? Um,

Because he was just inserting himself in drama with Taylor Swift and stuff. And if I'm anything, I'm loyal. I see. Might I suggest you don't F with my sis. Right. Scooter Braun. Yes, exactly. Well, he's out now. Yeah, he left Scooter, so he seems okay. Although, he did give me you vibes because he liked and unliked a photo of Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco kissing. I think Complex posted it. Is that real? Is that real?

I saw that too. I keep seeing it everywhere. Admittedly, it could very much be like a Photoshop thing, but he is a little like... I don't even think messy is the right word on social media. He's just kind of a little... He doesn't like think things through all the way. It's kind of like you just you like things really nilly. Yeah. And it's not like...

I unlike things too. As soon as someone says, oh, she liked this, I'm like, let me unlike that thing. It's like absent-minded almost, you know? He gives me that same vibe. Yeah, same. Is he a Taurus? Are we the same? I should know his birthday. Why don't I know it?

Maybe it's the same hacker that got your account. Yeah. Well, because he did post something, didn't he? He posted a golem with the ring. Yeah, he posted an Instagram story, like girls when they get engaged. And everyone thought it was like Selena Gomez shade or something. It is kind of random. It was random. Selena just released an album with Benny. And there's some songs that fans think are about Justin. So maybe that was his response. I don't know. Just bread. He's what? Just bread? Just bread.

Just Bread. There's a song they made that's called Just Bread and people think it's about Justin Bieber, JB. Oh, my God. Moses is so deep. I know. I was like, wait. Are you either a believer or you're not? Why? I love it. Either you're a believer or you're not. Well, first of all, I thought it was Selena and Benny that I didn't know. Right, but it's a side quest from... Oh, they think that JB is about that? I love that. You know that. That's so random. Because who would make a song about Just Bread? Oh, my God. Maybe they watched Just Trish and they were like, let's put a little of that tie in there too. That's...

Okay, did you listen to it? Is it good? What's it about? Well, after songs are good. I don't know the lyrics. You don't listen? You know, I listened to the music first, not the lyrics. Oh, I wouldn't know that that much. She remembers the lyrics, I just think so did Tina. So you listened to it on TikTok or just what? Yeah, or maybe it was on Twitter. Yeah.

I'll listen to it, I guess. And is it about Justin Bieber? Have people confirmed? The one I saw that people think is about Justin is, oh, how does it feel to be forgotten? Which is all about forgetting like one of a big love or whatever. And now you're moved on with someone who like appreciates you. I'm dedicating that to everyone I've ever dated in my life.

because it's so true you really do forget well but they did write a song about him so they didn't forget that much that's true yeah i think that's why my favorite song from just me i didn't want to write a song because i didn't want anyone thinking i still care because i don't that's what that's real i do and i was like wait that's so real though because you don't you don't care but by writing a song you kind of care you're kind of like hey how does it feel to be forgotten even though we're writing this song about you you didn't forget about me that much

Is Justin in his 30s? I think it's normal to, you know, do shady posts about your ex, maybe. He's 31. Okay, so that's still young. At 31, I was still posting shady stuff about people I dated, so I think it's okay. I think you're just a hater on Justin Bieber. No, really, I've come out of that anti-belieber era. I'm not a believer, I wouldn't say. I wouldn't label myself like that. You're not? I am. No. Me and Anne Frank. I support your believer endeavors. I am...

Baby Belieber. I'm getting there. I'm not fully there because I don't want the Believers to come for me, but I'm getting there. I really... Yeah. I really like him. I'm supporting from a distance. More so, I'm just worried for Justin, to be honest. I just... I wish the best. I wish the best for him. He's a dad. You know, he seems...

At first, the Instagram lives really concerned me, but he seems better now, I think. I don't know. I really don't know. I'm hoping the best for everyone. I think everyone just gets a little manic sometimes. You know what I mean? Honestly, T, yeah. I just don't record him as much, but sometimes I get a little manic. Sometimes, for sure, I feel a little bit like, ah, you know, a little. Yeah. But, well, Justin, if you want to come on the podcast, I put out an invite. A few invites. A few invites. Yeah.

I had a lot of likes. You and Drake, though, because even like Drake said, because he. Not me and Drake in the same sentence. I was wondering where they even go in with that. I know. I don't know. You and Drake have a lot in common because I think Justin posted DM me if you want to collab on music. And then Drake, I guess, DM'd him. And then he commented, DM'd you, but never heard back. Love that. So very Trish. Me with Corey King. I finally heard back when I was like, hey, girl. That's so real, though. I love that.

Maybe Justin. He hasn't seen it yet, but... I still hope, yeah. Sending love to both of them. I shot my shot with Jeff Wittek, actually. You inspired me. Oh, okay.

That's probably not hard to do considering he comes here. I know. I'm just like, I have gay questions for him. I don't even... I kind of want to catfish him and say it's for, like, GLAAD or something. Be like, hey, can you do an interview about being a gay ally for GLAAD? Wait, did you interview them as... Did you send it as you or you sent it anonymously? Oh, as me. I DMed him as me. I was like, can I interview you about being a gay ally? And then now I'm going to pivot my pitch and say it's for GLAAD, even though that's a lie. Why don't you just say it's...

it's for you. Because you can't say no to GLAAD, otherwise you're homophobic. But I think he, no, he likes you. Last time he was here, he was like, where Oscar? I'm like, Oscar works. Like, Oscar has a job. Like, he always, he always asks about you. Wait, so that's, like, I'm sure he's just down to do it. But I'll say it's for GLAAD nonetheless. That's crazy. I feel like that's funnier. That's,

Okay, love it, but random. You can't say no to GLAAD, so. Right? I love it. And it can be on camera or sit down. Yeah, I just have gay questions. Because you inspired me from your interview. I had so many follow-ups that I'm like, yeah, it was a wild interview and Jeff, I really appreciate it. I'm sure he'd be down. He loves talking about gay things. Gay rights, yeah. Yeah, you would be better equipped to that because sometimes I don't know how to...

Because a lot of it's like gay man directly. So I'm always just like, okay, maybe I should be a gay man answering this back. So I think he'd be down. Did he reply? Not yet. Not yet. But I'm hoping this – now that he knows it's for GLAAD, I feel like that might get the reply. I think he can just do it as you. I think he's happy to have you on. Go over there to his Hollywood apartment.

It would be crazy actually to see you over there. It would be crazy. I would almost do it for the plot just because it is so... Even watching you on Jeff FM, I had to pause about halfway through and take a break. I was like... It's a lot. Yes. So I couldn't imagine being in that... It's a lot. I don't think I've been in such a heterosexual environment before.

Dare I say ever. Maybe even I don't think my college was that straight because it was in, you know, there were some gays, I think. There was homophobic. Not homophobic. There was homosexuals around. There were some homophobics in there. I don't think I've ever been in such a straight environment. He said he has gays all around him and there wasn't one there.

I was like, where are they? He's like, my housekeeper. I'm like, where is he? And he's like, not here. I was like, okay. One of the lesbians that he talks about a lot. Yeah, I haven't seen one of those either. I'm very curious about it. But you know what I love about Jeff is he does just give me like...

Like, he's like a grandpa, you know, who hasn't, like, caught up to where the world is at now. Yeah. And he has a gay grandson and wants to be supportive. Yeah. You know, but doesn't really know the right things to say. Right. But it's not ill-intentioned. It means well. Yes. Yeah. But I think that's, like, the funniest part. Well, yeah, maybe.

got stinted a little too with his eye injury I think I feel like that kind of held him in 2020 and speaking of you know I didn't realize David Dobrik's lawyer with like the Jeff thing is the one Justin Baldoni's lawyer did you know that I didn't know that the same exact person same exact lawyer he's busy he's busy just trying to get people out of things maybe that's why they keep trying to put off the Jeff one he's like listen they got my hands full with

Yeah, he couldn't really talk about it and also didn't really want to talk about it. I think it's still the same. The last I heard, yeah. I think the last I saw, David again filed to get it dismissed. But I don't think it got dismissed as far as I know. But it was like last week. Justin Baldoni, they've been quiet too. We never hear much about them. I think the court made them be a little bit more quiet, but they're still going back and forth, I think. They were exhausting. Yeah.

I like that you shoot your shot with him. I'm shooting my shot with Jack Black right now to come on the podcast. Oh, it works. I'm in a Jack Black era. You have. I love Jack Black. I always have. You tried to cosplay as him last year, right? A bunch of TikToks. Yeah. When I was pregnant with Malibu, I did a ton of School of Rock ones. And people have always compared me to Jack Black. Not the funniness, but people in school would try to be mean and tell me I look like Jack Black. But honestly, now I take it as a compliment.

he was on SNL this past weekend and all the top comments on SNL's TikTok was Jack Black doing the Black Parade and everyone's like, this looks like cosplaying Trisha, cosplaying Gerard Wick. Because he did have like Gerard's haircut, especially in Black Parade, it's like a platinum blonde short hair. He had like these little pigtails and like long hair. And even before I saw the Black Parade reference, they put out a promo the week before of him doing School of Rock and the emo thing. And I'm like,

This looks like me cosplaying Gerard Way. And then the next day it came out Black Parade and everyone was just like, is this a parody of Trisha? There's so many comments. I'll screenshot them, Jimmy, insert it. There's so many comments being like, oh my god, this is a parody of Trisha, this is a parody of Trisha, which I love, by the way. And then someone's like, do you guys not know my chemical romance? It's like, no, they only know Trisha Paytas doing Black Parade. It's a very random reference, you have to admit. It's very random. Black Parade came out 2006. So the fact that they're doing this now when I'm on tour doing Black Parade every night...

I don't know if it's a coincidence. And the writers are fans. You should reach out. I wonder who wrote it. I did. Jimmy Fallon, if he wrote that, I know it's about me. Just kidding. Not kidding, though. Sometimes I don't think it is. Because here, I got this in the mail from Rockefeller Plaza. Yeah. What?

They keep sending me stuff. It's crazy. I was like... Yeah, this is like the third package. This is like the third gift they send. And I went to go open it because Malibu wanted to see upstairs. They have like onesies, like Saturday night onesies. Oh my God, that is so cute. I know. So they're like keeping up with me. I was like, okay, SNL. So they gave us onesies. Yeah, well, maybe for the new baby too. And then they gave me like a 50th. This one's big.

Whoa! Yeah, this is like SNL 50th snow globe. I feel like you have to name your baby after like SNL now because they're really a few. Well, we did. Saturday Night Live was one of the names we suggested. That is true. That one's good. Baby Saturday. Baby Bowen. I love. That is actually a really good one. Yeah, made me unbox that. And then they sent another sweatshirt.

I don't know, they keep sending me stuff. - I love. - Right, oh maybe this is from Malibu. This looks kind of tiny. This is a little-- - Oh yeah, that's definitely Malibu. - Imagine that's for you. - A little peacock. - And by the way, who's wedding invitation was a snow globe? - Whoa. - Whoa. - They really are coming for our nachos. That's fine, they can parody me all they want. I loved it, it was everything. - Wow. - Wow. - Whoa. - That is crazy. They keep sending me all these cool things.

I wonder if they send it to everyone who's ever been on SNL. I know. All these gifts. They just keep coming. But I've never seen anyone do the little PR. Yeah. I love it. They always package it nicely in the little gift. I can start the shelf, you know, a little shrine for us. Oh my God. I never felt more a part of something. I feel like I'm on the show every week. You're on the team, yeah. In the writer's room next week.

Oh, so it says limited edition. This is 552 out of 1,000. Whoa. Wow. This is only 1,000 of these. That's crazy. I'm always happy to be a part of it. Speaking of Jack Black, I am also obsessed with Minecraft right now. I knew your Minecraft era was coming. I'm ready to play it. I knew. I'm going to figure out how to play it. It's literally so good. This is the one Britney Spears won too. It's really good.

Honestly, same. I was never part of the Minecraft wave. I mean, it's been forever. But damn, the Minecraft movie, I kind of had FOMO because I didn't see it. But everyone seemed like they had a good time via TikTok. That's all I know. I know. Moses said he had a dissertation planned for Minecraft today. I mean, that was just my hot topic for today. That was his hot topic. He's like,

I have it planned. Your thesis. Baby, you were telling me you had it planned out. I want to hear it. Well, first of all, the first thing that came about was all the TikToks of the premiere of the movie. Where was the premiere? I didn't see any of that. No, I mean like opening night, you know, in all the theaters. And people were just going crazy, like throwing everything at it.

Like everything, every frame that happened in the movie was a reference to something that people were very passionate about. So they were either like screaming or shouting or giving lectures before the show, throwing popcorn. Like people had to be like the movie. They have to pause it, get people out, play it again, pause it. And now they start, you know, they announced before the movie starts for people not to do all those things. And oh.

Oh, is it like part of the lore, like Rocky Horror, you know, you're supposed to shout and like water guns and stuff? Well, it was like that, but not something that was planned to do. Like they didn't want that to happen. But anyway, so there was a real fear of the movie being taken out of the theaters because if you see the theater after the movie, it's chaos. It's mayhem. Like the place is destroyed.

puke and everything and food and everything like yeah they're so excited they can't take i mean there was one funny thing where they said this is people were wondering what's going to happen with the ipad kids when they grow up and they're like you're right this is it this is the minecraft era and then but anyway i mean the movie broke records so opening weekend 157 million

And global opening, $301 million. Oh, damn. That is pretty good. And they're like at the top. And the movie only cost $150 million. So it looks like it's going to get to a billion dollar in revenue. So who gets all that money?

Who gets the extra money, you know? Just the studio. You don't think Jack Black and Jason Momoa is out there hustling this movie? I'm sure they have a back end. Jason Momoa is a producer on it as well, so I'm sure he has like... And that's Jack Black? Well... I don't know Jack Black. I know Jason Momoa. Well, he has a... Jason Momoa has a deal with Warner Brothers. Kind of like Margot Robbie with Barbie. So, yeah. Yeah.

Okay, wow. Jack Black also has a lot of like IPs right now because he has Minecraft, Super Mario, Jumanji and Kung Fu Panda. He's in all those movies? Yeah. He's the star in all of them. That's why they love him. I mean, all those kids grew up with him in those movies. Oh my God. Do you think he's richer than the Kardashians? No. Really? I guess because he doesn't have products, right? When you have a business, it's a different story. Like they have a billion dollar business. I mean, those are huge movies. How does he get in all those?

I think he's just good. Like, because it's a lot of voice. Kung Fu Panda and Super Mario voice acting. And then he has also his good, like, comedic physicality for, like, a Minecraft and for Jumanji. But he might be bigger than a single Kardashian. That's the clan. The clan is crazy. The clan.

Got it, got it, right. There's a couple of peelers there that are billionaires, but the other ones are not. Yeah, probably more than Kourtney. Kourtney or Khloe. We're Lemmy colors today. We need to go try. Let's try Lemmy. When we try our trendy products on Wednesday, when we do the Minecraft, we should try Lemmy. Let me know if I can take it while I'm pregnant. And then, yeah, the crumble. We'll put that on there. Yeah, Jack Black, I guess, is the Minecraft thing. Also, you know what? There's not a lot of...

not to make this about size again, but there's not a lot of chubby people out there. So maybe he's that quota for like the chubby guy role, which is what I'm trying to be for the female. Oh, I see. So if they need that chubby, now that Lizzo's skinny, because Lizzo and him were a couple in what? That one you were watching? The Mary Lauren. Yeah. Which is kind of weird. Did they just put them together because they're like, oh, they're both bigger actors, which is fine. Put us in White Lotus season four and me and Jack Black.

We'll be the chubby ones that come to the resort and they'll be like, ooh, look at them. We'll be like, what? We're chubby. We're rich now. We can eat food. Um,

So I always think that too. I was like, maybe because he's like the only actor. I mean, he is funny. I'm not trying to take away that. But just as a fatty, I like to think maybe that's why he gets some of the roles too. Because everyone's getting skinny. And, you know, Jack Black's just holding it down for. Honestly, a team. Yeah. You know, he was on, what was the Ellen show where he surprised the Tanner? The Ellen show is crazy. What was it? The show that's been off the air for like five years. The Kelly Clarkson show. I'm pregnant. Okay. And my memory is.

You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, he's a great guy. Why does he look like Ellen? He looks so much like Ellen in one of the little clips I saw. Honestly, the set looks very Ellen-esque. And he like came out from the back like the person was sitting there. Okay. Yeah. Got it. The set is very Ellen-esque. But yeah, Kelly Clarkson surprised Tanner from Love on the Spectrum with Jack Black. And I was crying.

was crying I was like oh my god it was so cute so cute he's like you're so muscular I just I love that Jack Block does I mean I know he's on a PR tour right now probably why he did it but I still love him and I would love him to come on the podcast have you seen that one paparazzi video of him like he was like on the beach and he was like doing kung fu moves because he was trying to get the paparazzi away but then he's like oh I'm a paparazzi with TMZ and then he was like he froze and then he ran away

Was he being funny or was he being real? I think he was being silly. He was trying to like, I don't know, like haze the photographer, I guess, because he did. I think he thought it was just a fan or something. But he's like, no, I'm like, I'm with TMZ. I need to see that. And then he froze and then he bolted. Was he by himself? He was like by himself on the beach. I feel like that was set up. Why are you by yourself on the beach? Taking a walk? Yeah, maybe taking a little walk or something. I don't know. Okay. Are you going to see the Minecraft?

Oh, yeah. When can we see it? God, we need to see it. When can we see it? Maybe tonight. I don't know. I don't know. As much as I wanted to be a part of the event, because I love an event film. I love being a part of something. The demo is so teenage boy. It was so rowdy. 14 to 24. Yeah. Boy? 14 to 24. Yeah, 99% boys.

That's my biggest fear. That's hell. Exactly. So as much as I like the idea of being a part of a cinematic event. We don't want to get hazed by a bunch of 14-year-old boys. And also, I have no idea anything about Minecraft. So it kind of be a... Oh, my God. Appropriating the straight boy culture, I guess. I mean, it's more video game culture, but... No, I think it's... Now I know the demographic. I hate that demographic. Oh, my God. Really? I thought it was like cutesy. I thought it was like your little Animal Crossing...

It's a little more like, I think, a little more bro-y. But there are girls that play. Valkyrae was supposed to be in the Minecraft movie. What happened? They cut her, she said. Oh, she filmed? Mm-hmm. But she...

On Twitch or her podcast or something, we talked about it last year, but she said that she saw Jason Momoa be rude to someone on set. So she thinks that she got cut because of that. Well, if he is the producer. Yeah. Don't know if I'd be saying that, you know?

the show i did i'm just gonna be praising the rest of my life like this is great as now can't do any wrong like no matter if you were on something you're loyal to it i mean i guess if he was like doing something great i don't know did she say what he was doing i think she he was just like short tempered with like someone of the crew or something nothing that was like it wasn't like a nicki blonsky thing i would have remembered that but right right that's what i'm saying but yeah i think it was just you know yeah a little bit of attitude but you know i

when I was about days. Oh, that was me yesterday at the airport. I was just, I was so tired and exhausted. And like, when the kids didn't have their nap, they were just awake the whole time. And so like, when people would come up, they'd be, you know, they're excited, of course. And so, but they would be so loud and the babies would like cry when they wake up because they would just be asleep. And then someone got like, I'm picture in like the airport. And then they would wake up and I was like, hmm,

Because I was like, oh my God, they're going to be so cranky. And they were. Malibu was like having, she was having a little moment during the Shake Shack day. And someone was trying to get me like for a picture. I was like, my daughter's screaming. If she doesn't get this burger, she's going to keep screaming. And it was just like, I was having one of those days. It was like fine. The plane ride was fine. But those were one of those things. So if you met me at the Cleveland airport and I was just hyperventilating.

I was tired. I did get up for a lot of pictures, but also I had like two babies and we were by ourselves. So I was just like scared to like leave them. And it's like also she gets up for one picture. Seriously, that person went and got the whole, what team was it? It was like a lacrosse team of like 30 girls. Lacrosse team.

30 girls came back. Yeah. Hearing that that one person got a picture. I was like, I can't. They were like, oh my God, like there's no way. I was like, my kids are sleeping while they're trying. And then it was just, it was a whole thing. But that's why I was tired yesterday. So anyways, on that note, yeah. Valkyrie, if you don't report me being mean. I was stressed. Maybe he was stressed. I don't know. You know, sometimes it's like. There's one cameo that everyone talked about that was.

We wouldn't know about it. Wait, can you spoil it? Is it a spoiler? The whole movie is on TikTok. This is not a spoiler. I didn't see the movie and I know about it. Anyway, either way, you wouldn't even know the cameo happened. Jennifer Coolidge. No, she's in the movie. Oh, wait. Yeah, no, she's in the movie. So there's a famous Minecraft player that was called... Joey Graceffa. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

His name was Technoblade and he sadly passed away from cancer. So anyway, he was one of like very famous player. Yeah. And he was like the nicest and like a really great community player and all that. So his avatar was like a Minecraft pig with a crown on it. Oh, that's cute. Oh. So in the movie, suddenly there's a pig, a Minecraft pig with a crown on it kind of walking by. And then Jack Black, somebody says, oh, is that a king? And Jack Black says-

that's a legend and he walks by and they say like all the kids are crying when they see that like everyone knows him and everyone and his dad saw the movie and talked about it so anyway that so there's a lot of things in the movie that's really like these people have a community history like it's a whole culture Moses told me this morning he's like you know I think Jack Black and Jason Momoa are gonna be really big after this I'm like you were being so serious I was like

I think they're already big. I think that's why they're in the Minecraft movie. No, but it's like, I don't know how to explain it. Like there's, sometimes you upgrade. Like you go to the next level of, because have we heard of Jason Momoa lately? Babe, he's pretty huge. No, but lately they've been kind of quiet. Both him and Jack Black. And Jack Black had a little bit of, you know. I see what you mean. It's like the Margot Robbie level up after Barbie. There's a moment where, there's a moment where, like, is it a king? No, it's a legend. Now they're becoming legends. Wow. Okay. Yeah.

It is pretty funny, though, because the movie is so horribly reviewed. All the reviews came out, and they were like, this is the worst movie ever. And then the fact that it is so... And it was supposed to make $60 million was the original projection, and then making almost $160 is crazy. What did Snow White make? I don't think it's even made... Less than half of that. Yeah. Let me see how much it's at now. In comparison, I'm trying to compare it to something...

Less than half of that. Damn, Minecraft. So this is the best video game movie opening of all time. What other video game movies are there? Like Super Mario and Sonic. Oh, who would want to see those? Except Jimmy. Shout out to Jimmy for Sonic.

Jimmy going like He was so excited. Remember he was here? He was like, can't wait to go. He liked your pictures. Insert your picture, Jimmy. Next year, Sonic cardboard cutout. It was so funny. I wonder if he ever cosplayed Sonic.

Him? Jimmy? I'm going to cosplay Minecraft. I'll be the pig with the crown. Is it a character or is it his thing? I think it's his thing, right? I think so. So it became a character after that. And they have like statues of that pig in the Minecraft. They really honor him. Oh, you can be the axolotl because they're pink.

There's axolotls in it? Yeah. Can I tell you, I did buy an axolotl for myself. You did? It hasn't come in yet. My mom's going to go pick it up. That's why I wanted my mom to go to the post office this morning because it had arrived. I got it off Poshmark because it was so hard to find. It was the emo axolotl that came out. I'm so jealous. It was the April Fool's Build-A-Bear. I thought it was fake. But I got one off Poshmark.

So we'll see what's coming. And it had the certificate and it was in the plastic. It sold out really fast. Like I saw a tweet about this emo axolotl. It's like a Build-A-Bear thing. It's gray. It has the little swoop. It is very Trishian in the sense that it's that boy. Yes. I love it.

no, everyone's coming for the email. I saw Johnny Gilbert tweeting about it and I was like, oh, what is this? So then I looked into it and I'm like, I need to buy one of these ASAP and it was like $300 on Poshmark. Because it was like a limited edition thing. I saw it and I'm like, oh, I thought it was just an April Fool's like prank. I didn't know it was an actual thing and then Jimmy sent it to me and I was like, oh, I wish it was real. He was like, it is real and I was like, wait, what? And then it was already sold out. It sold out so fast. Well, I hope I get it by Wednesday. I think it was delivered and I was so excited about it and I didn't realize it was the same axolotl until Moe's got those axolotls. I was like,

Oh, it's Oscar's Oscolato things. Yeah. I guess people know the lore of the axolotl, which I didn't know. I didn't know people knew. It's an oscolato. Oh, I will take it. That's a good one. Oscolato. I think they got really popular because they were in Minecraft. Honestly, Minecraft's impact. And there's a pink one. Yeah, they're in nature. They're pink. Yeah. We should do a Minecraft day.

Honestly, yeah. Okay, how fast can we get it around? Maybe not by Wednesday. Maybe next Monday. Maybe. We need one of the gamer people to come and teach us. Oh, they do it? I don't know anything about Minecraft, literally. I asked my sister to research it. She's pretty good at learning things. I'm sure Callie probably knows about Minecraft. She seems like that kind of girl to –

Get on it. You know about it. Yeah. She can like learn things quickly. If I'm like, can you learn this? She'll like figure it out. So maybe we'll ask her. I haven't even seen like anyone play Minecraft. Like I don't watch – I never watched the Joey Graceffa Minecraft videos. He has a whole channel. I know. Isn't that crazy? He's not in the movie. Like –

Like, kind of crazy, right? Because it's like, look, I know I make a lot of things in my brand. So I was like, Trisha, you can't have everything be your brand. But like, literally, that's his brand. Like, he had a whole channel for like 15 years about Minecraft. And he had the big pixelated sword or axe or whatever. Like, I just, I always associate him with that. So that would suck. It's like Dove Cameron. It's like, God, when that's like your whole thing and you don't get to be in like Wicked and then you just don't get it. Oh, Dove Cameron. Yeah. Which I love Dove Cameron. People are like, this looks like you. She was on Jennifer Hudson's show and she was like going down the aisle. I was like,

In what world does this look like? Love that. I mean, she's gorge, but also like me after I was epic. But it was, but yeah, I just kind of, that's like your whole, like, I don't know what my equivalent would be to that. I don't have an equivalent. I was thinking of that too. Like what movie? Like the next game movie is The Sims. We can't really be in that. It's a gay movie? Game movie? Oh, game. I was like, you could be in it. It was a Buckingham movie or, you know. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. I don't know what – yeah, because I do love everything so much. I can't just be like, I should be in that. But like something that you're just like so obsessed with like –

Like Joseph maybe. Like they're doing a remake of Joseph. I'm like, I could be an extra there. Like I'm the number one Joseph fan. I feel like I talk about it. I'm obsessed with it. Like Wicked everyone loves and talks about. So okay, whatever. But Joseph is like my thing. And so like they're redoing it. John M. Chu. And I'm just like, I don't get like a little cameo. I can't be an extra in it. I'll like just cry. Because even – what's her name? Gabby DeMartino was Ariana's double for For Good, the trailer. Did you know that? Yeah.

Yeah. What? Yeah. She just said a thing like I can finally talk about it now that the trailer's out. She was the back. She was Ariana's back shot where she's like looking at the Emerald City or something like that. What? Yeah. She's like, thank you, Universal, for letting me be a part of this. It was the best opportunity. That is. Why not you? Yeah. Wow. Me and Jeff. Me and Jeff. Well, I'll stand in. I'll be there. I mean, that would have been everything. I'm saying she's such a fan. So I was like, okay, that makes sense. So I'm going to make that happen. I know. I really don't know what's...

Even for me, I guess, no, I couldn't even get in the freaking Taylor Swift's Airstorm movie. Wait, you weren't? No, and I was there when they were shooting and cosplaying and all. Oh, you said you gave your all. I gave a performance of a lifetime as a thrilled fan receiving a friendship bracelet. That is crazy because they do know you and you know their person, their PR person and stuff. I didn't pitch myself though. I didn't say, hey, Tree, I'm in cosplay here if you can get me in the- Really, you didn't? No. I guess we gotta pitch ourselves more. We're rooting ourselves out there more these days. Yeah.

I would love. I would love. Yeah. Was there any YouTubers in Minecraft? Valkyrie obviously wasn't, but anyone else? I don't know. I didn't hear about anyone else. I would have thought like a Dream or like a TommyInnit because they like are Minecraft boys, but. Problematic though. I don't know them, but are they problematic? I think Dream is. I don't think Tommy is as far as I know, but I don't really keep up with any of the Minecraft people like that.

I'm going to be in it. I'm going to be in that crowd. Maybe Target has some Minecraft stuff. I'm sure they do. I'm going to get in that era for sure. I need to watch the movie. When can we go? We never have time. We have like no time. Tomorrow I'm filming six podcasts. Doing four not love lines and the guest one for when I'm gone. And Wednesday we film. It's like there's just no time. But I've got to see it. You can go when it dies down a little bit. I'm sure it will be in theaters for quite some time. I do want to see that and Snow White. I still want to see Snow White. So those are the two that we're like planning on seeing. Snow White –

I think it's going to be out of theater soon, so I don't think you're going to get a chance for it. Yeah.

It's losing a lot of its theaters. It is doing so bad at the box office that now Disney paused the Tangled live action. I saw everyone pissed about this. People were mad. All the people that were auditioning. Really? Yeah. There were so many people that I was like. I saw everyone celebrating. I saw the opposite. I think I saw the people auditioning. They were posting their audition tapes. I think Gabby auditioned for it. I think that's what she was saying. She auditioned for Tangled. And they're like, not for this, but have you, what about, you kind of look like Ariana Grande. Do you want to be the double for the Wicked movie? Yeah. So I think that's how she got it.

I don't know how these people are all getting big auditions like this. Like, I've never once auditioned for something so big. I was like, damn, the Tangled movie is wild. I guess maybe a good idea to take a little pause. Yeah, because these live actions haven't been working out that much. At least the princess ones, right? Because even, like, Little Mermaid didn't make, like, a billion. So it wasn't as big as, like, maybe it should have been. Because, like, Beauty and the Beast was really successful and made a billion. But –

Everything after. Yeah. It's hard. It's hard. It is hard to remake something. Like Rachel said, just make something that people love, like passionate about. They would have had to make it like exact one for one. And they would have had to cast a little white blonde girl. They would have. They couldn't have taken. I know there was like Avantika from Mean Girls. Yeah. Like people were fan casting her. But everyone was so mad at like any kind of like race, like swap or anything. Yeah.

You just can't please anyone. You can't. Because then if you do like a little blonde girl, like a Sabrina Carpenter, then people are, you know. Why not? Yes. Yeah. People are going to be upset. So I think maybe it is for the best that it is paused. Take a little breather. But Lilo and Stitch, I think will still do really well. Well, that looks pretty true to the, like someone did like a screen by screen, shot by shot. Did you? I had. Was it for ET? Yeah.

That was so good. Thanks. Oh, my God. I was like, wow, this is so good. Because it was so, like, the original. How did you figure that out? I just, they released a clip. Disney released a clip from the Lilo and Stitch live action. Oh, wow.

when Lilo and Stitch go to work with Nani and then I just remembered that scene in the cartoon so then I went to go find the scene and then like cut it so it kind of matched but it was so good it was exact I was like wow they really did do a little editing in there it was pretty

Pretty close. It was pretty close. But yeah, the – but then people, again, are so nitpicky. They're like, this scene is supposed to take place at night and now in the live action it's in the day. And the guy who plays David was hotter in the cartoon than he is in real life. I'm like, damn. Oh my god, it's a cartoon. Yes. Everyone needs to chill out a little bit. No one can be as hot as the cartoon, like Princess Jasmine or – Like a Hercules if –

You know. Who's supposed to play Hercules? They're probably pausing that, huh? They must. Yeah. I remember. Wasn't Austin Butler supposed to like fan cast as Hercules or something? Oh, I saw Paul Meskel too. Oh, yeah. I saw Rachel Zegler said Kit Conner from Heartstopper slash Romeo and Juliet. Well, I'm a little biased because we both started together. But I could see it though. Kit Conner is like great. Okay. Yeah. Is he muscular? I don't know. He's like pretty buff now. He like really bulked up a lot. Okay. I could see that.

Who was the one we saw? Oh, Paul Meskla. He's playing something. Oh, the Beatles. Crickets. Crickets.

Well, we went to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Michael George is like the biggest Beatles fan. And so we were talking about the Beatles movie. It's like Barry Keoghan. Who else? Paul Mescal. Barry Keoghan, Paul Mescal, Joseph Quinn, and Harris Dickinson, I believe. Who's Harris Dickinson? I think he's from Baby Girl. Okay. He was the love interest to Nicole Kidman. I think it was him. Let me just make sure.

Oh, damn. So they got some all-stars for this one. Yeah, it's funny because a lot of people are like, you should cast unknowns for this, but I don't think any of them are like that besides... No. I mean, even Barry is kind of just known for the Sabrina Carpenter. I don't think any of them are like that well-known to the general public. No. No, I don't know any of them. Like, you know them, but not really. Exactly, yeah. I mean, I know Paul from SNL, but other than that, no. Joseph Quinn is in a lot of things now, but...

And they're releasing all four at the same time. It's supposed to be a bingeable movie experience. How far away? Eight hours of the Beatles. There's four separate Beatles movies, one for each Beatle. Oh, no. What? Who thought of that idea? Nobody needs to see a whole George Harrison. Sorry. It's not the Avengers. We don't need to see an individual, then we see them unite? I don't know. I'll sit through eight hours of the Beatles before I sit through an Avengers movie. But you're supposed to be in Avengers. Oh, right. Doomsday. I want that one. Once I'm on that, for sure. Clock me in that.

Me and Jack Black. I can't think of anything I want to see less than eight hours of The Beatles. I'm so sorry. Eight hours is crazy. And then I saw that Mikey Madison was being casted for Yoko Ono. That was Pooh Crave, but...

That's the opposite of diverse cat. They're like, let's put... Yeah, that was like, maybe not that direction. Okay. That was crazy. I was like, wow. A lot of people did believe that, though. I saw a lot of film connoisseurs run with that. It was like, you got to check the poo and pop craves. Oh, they need to really ban those on X because I do get confused. And I don't know the difference. So I just take it as fact. Shout out Poo Crave, though. They are listeners of the podcast. Okay, well, Poo Crave needs to be shut down because...

I get confused. Just like Oscar Crave. He was at the show. He was at the show. He's on it. Boots on the ground. Oscar. I finally reached out to Oscar Crave because I was just like, not finally, but I was just like, damn, you're really coming to all the shows. So I was like, if you want to come to a show, like, let me know. Media pass. He really is traveling. Yeah. Media pass. Period. Um,

Because he's front row to each one. I was like, you're officially in the Heirs of Trish VIP tour. There's a whole new group of people who come to multiple shows now this tour. My old schools are my Brian, Danielle, and Catherine. But they're older. They're trying to save for houses these days. You know, they're whatever. So now there's like this new young group of people who come to a lot of shows. Shout out Brie, who's been to – I think she's been to six. She's come to six more. Yeah. She was there both in Cleveland and Cincinnati. She was at both Toronto shows.

I remember her from the music video music video. She got a tattoo of sad boy. Yeah and then we have action Ricky uh, his dad's in in a Popular, I think it's like a Tejano band. I don't know Ricky something he comes to a lot of shows So there's a whole new level of VIPs and Oscar Crave is there he is he's there I don't know where he's based out of cuz he's always in the most random cities and I think he's from Tennessee. I

Oh, okay. So maybe that's why he was in the South once a while. And the lore, too. It's funny because he's the one that films Hormona Lisa at RuPaul's book signing, like, shooting her shots to get on Drag Race. Isn't that crazy? The lore. He's everywhere. And that's the one that, like, went viral of Hormona Lisa, like, asking to be on the show. Wow.

And even Drag Race used his video in showing home on Alisa's backstory. Did they credit him? Yeah. They credit Oscar Crave? I think his real name. Nick. Well, because he doesn't have a real account, does he? When he posted it, it was his own account. Because it was pre. Because I call him Oscar, but I need to start calling him Nick. Because I've never introduced myself as Oscar Crave. People think you're there. They're like, Oscar Crave. I mean, they still get excited. They do love Oscar Crave. But.

I shouldn't say Nick, but I think his accounts are always Oscar Crave. That's why I was like, yeah, I think he has his personal too, but he is very active on the Oscar Crave. Shout out Nick. And he's always wearing cute. He had a wicked shirt. We were singing wicked together, front row. And it's a vibe. We have a good time there. I like seeing the same people. It's cool. When people come back, that means the show is good. They're like, we couldn't get enough, especially Brie two nights in a row. She went from Cleveland to Cincinnati. It's like a six, five hour drive. I was like,

Yeah, we really like the show. Which is the best compliment ever. That's us with Donny Osmond. I go see him all the time. Or you know what? That was me with Jason Momoa. I did like maybe six meet and greets in six months with him when he was on the tour for – Oh, yeah. He did recognize you obviously because of the plane. Yeah. I mean if you see someone six times in a row, you're going to be like, all right. You're pretty memorable too. Thank you. I try to think so. Yeah, you never know if they do remember you or not. But I think by like the sixth one, he's probably like, all right.

so she just came with my mom each time so it's like okay this is my mom okay so uh you know what i mean so he probably was like all right um but what are we talking about how did we get there beetles poo crave oh the beetles yeah well we don't need to go back to the beetles i suppose but good luck to that movie barry kyogre it's so crazy when you break up like when you stop dating like an attractive girl like you're like not hot anymore i know everyone was posting

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Because he's not attractive or what? No, I'm just thinking of... Why would you assume though? What was the assumption based off of? That their faces will look similar. Like a young Ringo Starr. Well, he is playing Ringo Starr. Oh, he is? Yes, he is. I can't imagine him playing anyone else. Paul Meskel's playing Paul McCartney, which kind of makes sense. And I don't know who the other ones are. John Lennon. I have no idea. Okay.

But I know they were legends, so. Shout out. I don't think Gen Z cares about the Beatles. No. We care about like a One Direction. We don't really. It's true. Oh, me grooving myself. And millennials. Millennials. I'm with Gen Z too. Because I know what they care about. Now that I do the show, I'm like, I know. I know they don't care about Britney Spears, which is sad because I always ask for requests. No one ever wants Britney. They always want

They always want Hamilton every show. Hamilton. I'm like, wait, that's so wild. Like that's so – to me that's like millennial. But they always want Hamilton. Sabrina Carpenter. I got to learn some of those songs. They always want Sabrina. And who's another one they always ask for and I never know? Sometimes Olivia Rodrigo. Sometimes Tate McRae. I'm trying to get more in the Gen Z because I always ask for suggestions and –

And Justin Bieber now because they know Justin Bieber. So they asked for that. Always Chapel. I mean, my fan base is just a Chapel Rome fan base, I think. I think they think it's my song, actually. Every show, it's shallow, Pink Pony Club. And they chanted it. I think it was at Cleveland, I think, or maybe it was Cincinnati. I can't remember. A crowd chanted Pink Pony Club. I was like, oh, my gosh. I think that's why on Call Her Daddy, that's the skit they did. What? It was like, oh, you think she's going to play Pink Pony Club? I think Hot To Go. Oh.

- I love Moses Associates. Well, sure. - It's the same kind of thing. - Is that what they- - I hope they play "Hot To Go" and they're like, "This is a Trisha Paytas concert." - So, but on "Call Her Daddy," they said "Hot To Go" and the Pink Pony Club? - I don't think so. I don't know. You could be right. - I think so. Their TikTok was one-to-one, the TikToks everyone makes from your show. - Well, but I think they were making it 'cause it's already, okay.

I don't know. Now I'm confused. The origin of the meme was for like Aeros Tour because it was like the surprise song of the Aeros Tour. Then it became like a Chapel thing. Chapel did it with Olivia Rodrigo. It was like. The hot to go. Yeah. But you're saying they said Pink Pony Club. Yeah. And in your, all the TikToks I get is people say, I hope she's playing Pink Pony Club. It's like, this is a Trisha Paytas concert. And then they show a video of you singing Pink Pony Club. They're ripping off the meme that I ripped off. It's like Gerard. It's like Jeff LaCoste playing me as Gerard Way. I love.

I like it. But for me, I never knew what happened before that. They're copying you. Okay. Period. I love that. I have to watch it. We'll take it. Yeah. Shout out Chapel Rome. I need to find an LA guest for my show. Maybe I'll reach out to Jack Black. It's either Jack Black or Chapel Rome, but I'm scared to reach out to either. By the way, none of them have even contacted me. I'm just saying in my head, I'm like, who can I get? Role model. I reached out to him. Oh. He recently. Do you love it?

Yeah, I've listened to him because he was the one dating Emma Chamberlain, right? That's what Hannah told me. Yeah. And I was like, okay.

Tucker is his real name. Shut up, Tucker. Well, he signed his set list as Trisha Paytas over the weekend. This was from Trish Graves. How does Trish Graves see everything? Like, I don't see it anywhere else and Trish Graves saw it and I was like, oh, is this real? So I sent a DM to him. Still left on that. But I'm trying, guys. I don't have any guests right now. But still come to the LA show. The Greek May 4th. My pitch that I had in my head was you and Terry Jo singing I Love You Jesus. That might be more realistic for me.

All the charity shows booked in busy. That's true. Everywhere. I don't know. But the crowd would go wild for that. That is kind of the. Maybe that'd be a good one. I do have to find someone. Yeah. Tana's on tour. I was like, okay, I'm going to find. I don't have to find anyone. It's not like I'm advertising special guests, but it'll be fun. I had another hot topic. Back to the Kim Kardashian one. This is not a hot topic. This is another thing that I love. We just use a show for our own please because I have to make a plea. Skims is not delivering to California right now. The tariffs? Yeah.

No, I don't know. Oh. I don't think so. Wow. How about those tariffs? That's crazy, huh? What do you mean? So you go to the website? What? Where do they...

Well, Jimmy answered this for real because I need these underwears. I have a cart of about 30 pairs of underwear because for my shows, I wear the nude and the black. Sometimes I wear a cheekster. Sometimes I wear a hipster. Sometimes I wear a full brief. Sometimes I wear a thong. So I was trying to order these in like 3X because I'm pregnant. My butt is huge. So I was trying to order these in 3X. They're super soft. There's no panty line. I've been trying to place this order for like a week. I started on April Fool's, so I thought it was April Fool's joke because I was like, what the hell? So I posted it on my Instagram. I did.

And I keep trying to place this order. It says it won't be delivered to California. And I was like, what the hell? Is there a skimmed outage? I don't know. It's letting me do it. Maybe it depends on what you're ordering.

I think you need to restart your order. I ordered the same underwear. It's like a $400 cart. I ordered the same. You should have just gone to the drive-thru. I wanted to. I was only here for three days while we were gone. Maybe I'll try it from your phone. I'm trying to get these new briefs. Okay. Well, I don't know. It's my phone. Hopefully, it's not a MeUndies situation where they're just blocking you from purchasing the undies. To like stop talking about us. That would be crazy. It's $400 worth of underwear in my cart right now and I really want to buy it.

Can you put a pair of nude underwear 3X in there just to see if it works? Let me see. I mean, you don't have to do the whole... I don't know. I guess you don't have to do this. We can do it later. I can't wait to see Darian looking at his search history. Huh? I can't wait to see Darian looking at his search history. I know. He's like, why do you have 3X nude briefs in there? Let's see. Oh, the cheeky? Yeah, the cheeky is good. Hipster, full brief, whatever. Okay, add to bag. We're doing live journalism here. I know. I'm going to be so sad, actually, if it's just my phone. That's so weird.

It must be just fine. Maybe because you're traveling. I don't know. Something about the location. That's what I thought. Maybe. Different location or something. So like, I don't know. But I tried it this morning and it wouldn't let me. It's letting me. I mean, it lets me put California. And you can go to like PayPal. I guess let me go all the way to make sure. Just place the order for me. Put 10 in there. Maybe it was too big of an order. No, but I mean, I placed big orders. I really need this underwear. It's so annoying.

Because I was always eating 2X, but now my butt is too big for 2X, and I need a 3X. Let's see. Okay, it's loading. It lets me. It says shipping method, standard, express, or priority. Okay. Let me see mine really quick. Let me just see if it works now. So sorry. I'm so sorry. That's so annoying because it never lets me do that. Sorry, babe. Thank you. I'm just so annoyed by this. This is all I've been thinking about. I've been trying it all week.

Sorry, sorry, everyone. Sorry, Jimmy. Sorry, everyone. Let me just try this quickly. So, okay. I have 24 items in my bag. Okay. So, yeah. I have some bralettes. I have some bralettes. A 4X. I got a boy short. Lace brief. Brief. Cheeky brief. Boy short. Boy short. Okay. Let's do checkout. It's $402. It says his order may not meet our shipping policies. I wonder why. Oh.

do you think i'm banned i don't understand i think you just really need to restart the whole order and they might sometimes there's you know like one item that has an issue and it messes up it messes up your whole order so just get the underwear just get the underwear in one order

That is just the underwear. Oh, I thought you said there's more items in there. Well, there's a bra light in there. I'll try it on yours. I'll try it on yours later. That's so annoying. Okay, well, whatever. That was my other hot topic. All right. And the other thing, oh, my God. Most of you have to let it go, but I can't let it go, is did you see...

Okay, I know we've talked about this before, but the White Lotus series finale was last night. Oh, yes, yes. And the party was down the street. A hotel we go to four seasons. We go to literally, no exaggeration, probably four times a week. We have lunch there. We have breakfast there. They changed their menu a little too much for me. They don't have my steak frites anymore, but we love the Onyx. We love all – like this is where we get married. This is where we go on our Easter egg hunts. Like we love – this is our hotel. This is our hotel. Like they know us. They don't even like give us valet tickets, nothing. They're just like, hi, welcome back. It's been a while. Like everyone knows us there. Yeah.

They're hosted. They hosted the series finale party. So not only did they have like a Q&A, the whole cast was there, by the way. Did you see it? Yeah. The whole cast was there. And it's like, it's like not a big four seasons. It's like so random. And we are far out of LA. We're like, I don't know, like an hour out of LA. Like, it's just so freaking weird that it was there. I feel like they hosted it there for us. Like, I really do think that. Because like,

else would they come out this way? Who lives out here? Nobody. Like why would they come out this way? The whole cast and crew were there and they made it look so fancy. I was just like, I know exactly. They built a new pool this year and they made it so fancy outside because they had the full moon party there. And not only that, but Getty Images was there. Yes. Like snapping random people that were there. I was just like, I saw Ari, Tana's friend was there. He was in the bed and they had a White Lotus like gift set for him because you could stay there. It was like a three night event. Yeah, he's friends with the owner.

Well, maybe not. But we got invited. We got invited by Max and they were, they kept following up too. Like we need confirmation. And I finally had to be like, we can't go. But I feel like we really missed our shot because Parker Posey talked about meeting Mike White at a party for the White Lotus too. And she was like, I think I'm going to get cast in White Lotus. And I think that was my moment to have met him and get casted because they're in our town. What if they do White Lotus here at the Four Seasons there? Like that's.

That's so crazy. And I was like, I think I missed my shot. I really do. I feel really sad. Everyone looks so good. Patrick Schwarzenegger was there. Like every single person was there. Maybe not Walter Goggins, but my John Grease, who I love, was there and like everybody. I'm so, so sad. And it was down the street. So then I saw all the pictures today and I was like, I couldn't have been more sad.

It was crazy. I don't know. We could have probably – and the thing is Cleveland only has one direct flight out. Actually, technically they had two on a Sunday. It was 7 a.m., which I wouldn't have gotten back from Charlotte in time, or it was our 9 p.m. flight. And so we got back at like 11 p.m. But I just like – I mean, do you know what I mean? Again, not to make this about myself, but like why is it in my city, in my town? It's a tiny town. No one's here. It's so weird. And they all came out for that? Why do you think? What are your suspicions? Isn't the other one in like West Hall?

Hollywood? Beverly Hills. Oh, Beverly Hills. Yeah. That doesn't really give White Lotus vibes though. I feel like this is probably the closest to like a White Lotus because it is more out. There is more like there's hills at least, you know, it's a little bit more nature-y. I think it's easier to like transform the place here and have all that happen here. Really? Yeah. Beverly Hills is where everyone gets married. The Four Seasons of Virgin Hills is where everyone gets

married. They do like all the movie junkets there but they all look the same so. Yeah that's what I was saying though but it's like that's where they go because it's like central. Yeah. You have to come out like this is a far way to come out. Also Beverly Hills is not what it used to be so. Well they said they're not doing season four at a beach. There's no oceans involved in season four. That will not be coastal. He said it's not cold because he doesn't like

the cold he doesn't like it won't be like the alps so something europe but it's like we've already done europe so as a fan as a plea let's keep it tropical because i think that's the magic of the white lotus it is yeah it's just like beautiful to look at yeah yeah but if there's no ocean i feel like it might be more urban like tokyo or like he said europe oh he said already wow somebody had said so there's

So they might go like a beautiful city like Prague or you know like something Russia like like some kind of a really Prague is crazy that's where they shot the hostel movies and those girls got tortured in the hostel remember that movie? No.

The Eli Roth ones. It was always Prague and it was always like them getting tortured. It was like, no, okay, well. Or I hope they don't do the mistake that you did. Me? The show you. And they went to London, to England. Oh God, no more London shows. Don't go to England. Yeah, that's where you jumped the shark. God, that you season was terrible in London. Did you watch it? Season four? Yeah. Awful. Yeah. That was the last season, right? This, like, yeah. Yeah.

It was just not cute and ugly and just, yeah, don't go to London. That's crazy. I heard – well, he said that he's open to doing an all-star season of The White Lotus 2, which is interesting. Oh, yeah, I saw that, which I don't know. I think – Not Survivor.

I know. Or like Drag Race. It was going to be Drag Race. Okay. Yeah. Maybe for like a season five. I hope it's not next season. I feel like you need one more season of like, you know, of people. And then maybe an all-star season. Maybe. There's some people I kind of miss. I kind of want to see Patrick Schwarzenegger back as crazy as that sounds. You were like the number one hater. Number one hater. Yeah. I did a full 180 on Patrick Schwarzenegger. Because of his character or because of him? Oh, because of his character. Yeah. His character. His character.

character did a good full arc. Yeah. I love seeing the side-by-side. Did you watch it last night? Yeah. Did you or you just saw the TikToks? Just saw the TikToks. I was on a plane. I was researching it. Were you happy with the ending? There were some things I would have changed. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. Because it was like –

I think the funniest thing is that like obviously the theories and stuff for like a whole thing on TikTok and the theories kept going viral and it ended up being the most like obvious, the most in your face. Yeah. Things to happen is the thing that actually happened. Like it was so transparent. Like he could have made it any more clear.

That it would, spoiler alert, that it would be Chelsea. Amy Lou Wood would die. Like, it was so obvious with, like, the things happen in threes. And then the robbery, it was the snake bracelet. And then she got bit by a snake. And then the robbers had snake tattoos. And then, like, the dialogue with her and Walton Goggins was so, like, it's forever. It's forever. Like, we're going to be together always. I was like, oh, I see exactly where it's going. And Rick. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, and then him killing his father at the end. I feel like that was also, like, super... It was super obvious and also a little cliche. But almost so obvious that I was second-guessing. I was like, he can't do this because it's so obvious, right? Right. And it's usually, like, accidental and, like, you know, kind of funny, the deaths. Yeah. This one was, like... Very intense and purposeful. Yeah, very just Quentin Tarantino vibes. It's like, all right, well, damn. That's how it ended. Yeah, and I...

I knew, too, because everyone was getting corrupt. Even little Belinda was getting corrupted. And Chelsea was the one, you know, pure soul. And I was like, damn, it really hurts to be a sweetheart out here, you know? Honestly, the moral of the story is always take that money and run. You know what I mean? I'm glad Belinda took $5 million because, honestly, same. Because, like, what else? Otherwise, he's going to try and kill you or something like that. So it's like, just take that money. She ditched the guy. Her love, she's like, bye, I got to go. Poor Poonshine. I feel for Poonshine. Oh, I like that name. Popoonchine? Yeah. That's a good name for a baby, Popoonchine.

I like it. Is it Ty? I'm assuming since... I don't know. I'm assuming. And then the whole fake out with Lachlan. I get it because literally everyone who was dubious got away with it because then if Lachlan did die, he would have been exposed for the murder-suicide. And the fact that Lachlan didn't die means he got away with that. So I get that everyone had...

Basically, the moral of the story, everyone... It was supposed to be, like, subversive and there was no happy endings, you know? So I do get it, but... Oh, I thought the family had a happy ending. To me, I was like, oh, they got a boat. They're leaving. They're fine. I mean, they're going back to, you know, losing everything they have, so... Maybe not. I hope that...

There was like a secret account. Wasn't the theory that Parker Posey's character has like a secret account and like this was Spanx that she was like, she knew where the money was? The theories, what we've learned is the most obvious thing, the thing that they tell you over and over again is likely the situation. Because there was theories Lisa who played Mook was going to be evil or whatever. And then she was just...

who wanted a rich boyfriend, you know? Yeah. Even she was out here in town. Lisa was here. Yes. Yeah. Damn. I know. I was like, what are they doing? Because again, we live in a small town. So I'm just like, what are they doing out here? Damn, damn, damn. Alicia Marie was there. Alicia Marie, once again, living the Trishian life. I haven't seen her.

I didn't see many influencers, so I felt a little special. I was like, wow, we got invited by the Walls. I haven't seen any other ones. I follow Alicia, and she posted with a quickness, so she was the only one I saw. But I was very jealous. I am admittedly very jealous of Alicia Marie and Jake Shane. I don't want to get jealous of many people, but those two. Jake Shane starring in Hacks. Hacks. Hacks season four. That boy gets everything. And honestly...

I wish it was. I can't even hate because when I was younger, not me right now, but like when I was younger, he's everything I would have wanted to be. You know, when I was like in my mid-20s, I was like that was my dream was to be like a Jake Shane type. But it didn't happen for me. My dream now, I want to be that boy. I want to be Chris Olsen too. He had Meghan Trainor at his L.A. show. I was like, damn, I really need a nepo friend. Yeah.

It's hard. It is hard. Like, Jake really has it. He has everything. The world at his fingertips. And he's at least sweet, you know? Yeah. He's really nice. Yeah. So I like that, you know, he is getting good things because he's a nice person. But damn, I wish that was me. I'm a good person, too. What the hell? I know. Maybe. I know.

Maybe it's not our time yet. No. Where's my Olivia Rodrigo collab? Where's my Glenn Powell collab? Oh, we're wearing Olivia Rodrigo colors, right? That's true. Yeah, manifesting. Glenn Powell is crazy that you like him so much. I mean, I don't know anything about him, but I don't see him as having like a fandom. Everyone loves Glenn Powell right now. He's like... Because he's one of the straight guys everyone likes, I think. You know? Confirmed straight? I'm pretty sure, yeah. He went viral last week because he was crying at his sister's wedding and everyone's like, you know, straight guy wearing his heart on his sleeve is...

It's a bare minimum for a straight guy. It's like, oh, he's crying. I love him. He loves his sisters. How sweet. Bare minimum out here. Oh my gosh. Well, shout out to them. Well, yeah, I thought it was, um, you know what? Still loved it though. I just love, I love White Lotus cause it is just so like, uh,

fun to watch. It's just beautiful to watch. Exactly. It's a good vibe. I saw a lot of people disappointed with it too because everyone points to all these little scenes or whatever like what's this scene for? What's this interaction for? That really isn't the point. What were the monkeys for? Exactly. Yeah.

I don't know, just to show some monkeys in Thailand. Darian was kind of guided by it. He predicted it in the middle of the episode what was going to happen, but his theory from the jump was the monkeys got the gun and started shooting up the place, which was a wild theory in retrospect, but, you know. Right. It's, yeah, lesson learned, the most obvious thing. But also, damn, you can't have a whole-ass shootout with the White Lotus. That, I get the other deaths, like, you know, maybe accidental, didn't get on the news, but

A mass shooting at the White Lotus and that's not in the news? Oh, it wasn't? How do we know? At the end, they're just waving goodbye as if there wasn't a freaking mass shootout. Oh, I didn't see that. Well. And also, I was gagged that, like, we didn't see Parker Posey's reaction to the shooting. Imagine Victoria, like, hearing the gunshots. Like, that would have been really funny, too. Where was she at?

She wants to go to breakfast, so she was around the property, but they didn't show her reaction to the shooting, which I thought was a little bit of a missed opportunity. The women were right there. All three of the women were just like right there watching it happen. I know. I carried her bolting away. Yeah. Which people argued that she had the least –

to live for, that she didn't like her... She liked her life the least of all the women, yet she ran the fastest. I think it's just that New York mentality. You know, you don't wait around. You hear... It's gotta go. Yeah, it's like, you know. Gotta go. It was pretty, though. They had the shot of them at the end in the water, and it was the yin and yang, which I thought was really pretty. Yeah. Did you see her little shot in there? Are we gonna watch it, or it's already spoiled for you? Because we have two episodes we gotta catch on. You have two? I know. We haven't had time. We only had like one hour to watch it. Right, because if we had the time, we would have gone to the actual...

- We're here every night. We're here every night of our lives. How did we miss that one night? - But yeah, I'll watch it because I enjoy it. Like again, I enjoy this, the place, the space that they create. - Yeah. - And, but I'm not like, this show is definitely nothing was happening. So at least I meant to see the last- - You won't be invited to the next episode. - I need to see the last episode. We've been building up for it. - I get so into it. 'Cause I do love, I love the characters. I love watching people act. Like, I don't know. I just, I loved, I loved, I seriously loved every single person on the season.

There wasn't one person. Like, I loved the old guy and the young girl that was hosting. I loved, like – I loved every single – there wasn't one – I didn't think one character I didn't like. I liked them all. I don't like gay talk. Oh. He's kind of the hero, though, no? He was annoying me because he was just, like, bad decision after bad decision and then sold out really quick. He was just so annoying the whole season. And then at the end, selling out his morals to, you know, to get the job. Yeah, do it sometimes. Sometimes.

I don't know. I get that's the point of the show. I get everyone is supposed to, you know, the money and power and all this corrupts everyone. And that's the point. Yeah.

Damn. R.I.P. Chelsea. The one sweetheart who was holding it down. The one sweetheart at the White Lotus holding it down for us all. The sweetheart representation. And she's gone. She's gone. They probably feel bad. They're like, oh no, we killed the actress that everyone wants to see more of. I know. No all-stars. I know. Well, they always do. But that is what they do. That's why people also thought she was going to die. It's always the likable character. Like the first season too, he was so good. And the second season, obviously Tanya. Yeah, the fan favorite. The fan favorite's got to go. But that's why it's...

It's tricky, like, with a season four because obviously now they can't do, like, a beach or ocean theme now. But they also... I know. It's... I feel like they gotta mix it up. Like, are you gonna do another, like, murder whodunit thing? Or can you have a mystery another way and still keep the tension? I don't know. I do love the murder part of it. But, yeah, it should be not as... Because, like, the first season...

that was such like a non part of it to me. Like, you know, yes, at the beginning you saw like a body being put in the plane, but it was kind of like a non thing. You didn't think about. This one, everyone was just like trying to guess like who is it? What is it? Especially because it opened with the shooting. It was so like intense. Yeah. You know, even I guess the first one had the body floating, I guess, too, in the water. Tanya was in the water. Yeah.

I guess it's kind of like that. It adds tension. It adds some stakes and knowing that it's looming. But can you keep doing that every single season? I don't know. Can you still have tension without a death? I don't know. Did you see Woody Harrelson? He turned down being in the White Lotus to go on a family vacation. To live the real life White Lotus. That's what we did. That's what we did. We turned down White Lotus. Yes.

Well, being the finale. Oh, yeah. To go to Cleveland. Family vacation. Family vacation. Where there's no Four Seasons, but we did stay at the Ritz-Carlton with all the New York Knicks. And someone thought I was Mary J. Blige at the Ritz-Carlton. What? Yeah. When I called, I got a number for security through my tour manager. He's like, this is the security person. They're going to help you get in the back entrance. And I was like, perfect. And I called and he's like, oh, your show is still happening. When we landed, I was like, my show? It's not until tomorrow. And he's like, oh, it's still going on. And I was like,

What show? And he's like, is this not Mary J. Blige? I'm like, would I be calling you? Like, what? I was like, this is not Mary J. Blige. I'm like, but this is Trisha Payne.

you should pay this. And he's like, oh, okay. He's like, we're here. So I don't know. Like you can just come whenever. I was like, oh. But I never got confused for that before, but I was excited. But she was at the hotel and the New York Knicks were at our hotel. So we were in a White Lotus-esque hotel. Okay, work. There's no Four Seasons in Cleveland. But we did pass on the Four Seasons. You're right. We did. Or on the White Lotus party. Woody Harrelson, I don't know. What happened? Was he supposed to be Rick or...

Originally, he was in talks to play Rick, but then he was supposed to be Sam Rockwell's character, the friend or accomplice. But yeah, he was in talks for it. He tried to get more money because they revealed that like every cast member gets the same. It's like around 40,000 per episode. And there's no like everyone's on equal footing. So. Oh, but did he deny that it was?

pay well in a sense in the sense that um he did go to try to get more money and he like met with like the head of um warner brothers to try to get more money um but then ultimately he said um it was because the schedule conflicted with the family vacation he had planned but it's like what you were trying to get more money and then all of a sudden

a vacation actually because I think if the money was good enough he would have been like I can wait on this vacation just coming me to Thailand what a stupid move on his part because I mean I know he's known for like Hunger Games you're not playing Mitch in the next hey Mitch what's his name you're not playing hey Mitch in the next one well he could be but no I think they will place him with someone else Walton Goggins will play Mitch

I couldn't even imagine. I think that's what's so great about White Lover's 2. You can't even imagine anyone else playing those roles. Yeah, T. Because it's like Woody Harrelson. I would just be like Woody Harrelson in that role. You know what I mean? Sometimes you can't be too famous either. I know all these famous people want to be in it, but it's like, I don't think you can be too famous for that show. No, I think the charm is it's like, you know, a C, B lister. I think that's why it works. Yeah. Because it doesn't take you out of –

the fantasy as much. Yeah, because you know, I tried to watch that American Horror Story over the weekend when I was traveling by myself. It was like Kim Kardashian, the Kim Kardashian one. I love, you know, I love Kim. But you really do see Kim Kardashian. Yeah, so you don't see a character. And it's not her fault. I mean, she could, you know, act and stuff like that, but I mean, she looks like Kim. Talks like Kim. Yeah. I was like, okay, yeah, so it doesn't really work on those kind of things, but. There was also an article that says receding hairlines are suddenly sexy thanks to Walton Goggins. Oh, I could see that. I mean, he is hot.

But he has like a really ripped body and stuff too. It's like. Even there was an article in Vogue that even said like receding hairlines are kind of in. People said that Walton Goggins is a lot of forehead and a lot of teeth, but somehow it still works for him. But I love that description. That's a crazy description. I know.

with it. Receiving hairlines are, they're not that hot. I think it's so crazy when people are like, oh my God, his hair as we're seeing is like not cute. I'm like, well, he still has a cute face. You know what's crazy about him though is he's had that hairline

Yes. For like 30 years. Yeah. He was in what, Karate Kid or something in the 80s. Yeah. And he had that same hairline. Yeah. He just might have a big forehead too. Honestly, yeah. Because my hairline is definitely thinning out. But I also just have a big forehead either way. Mine too. Like if I push mine back, like I mean it could look receding I guess. Like I mean it's just far back. Like I just have that kind of hairline. So I don't know. Maybe they just have a big forehead. Because if it was really receding, it would have been completely gone over like –

30 years, right? Right, right. It hasn't gone further back. Unless he just started, like, a treatment of finasteride, like, when it was like that. Maybe it froze like that. I don't know, but... Because, like, Dr. Phil had the receding, you know? Yeah, true. Because he had that little, like, hair right there. So... And is his teeth big? I guess. I guess. Yeah, I guess just because there's a lot of room on his face, you know? I don't know. The analysis of this is so funny. It is fierce that, you know, he just spikes his hair up and it's just forehead out. You know, the...

I ordered some of his goggles. He sells – Does he really? Yeah, he sells sunglasses. Walton Goggles is funny. Yeah, and it's all over my TikTok. You haven't seen it? Oh, my God. And it's him like trying on these goggles and they're sunglasses but they have a band around the head. So I ordered a pair. That's fierce. They kind of look like Oakleys or something like that but they're kind of cool and they're called Walton Goggins Goggles.

That is so clever. And I think they're sold out. I ordered a yellow pair and a blue pair and I think they're sold out now. It's his world now. He's really, you know, having his moment. It is crazy how that does like revive. It's like Jennifer Coolidge too. I feel like she obviously was always popular but she really got a resurgence. Mm-hmm.

I feel like the receding hairline, though, is almost like... It's like subversive because everyone's getting the Turkish hair implants. So if you have a receding hairline, it's kind of like Ozempic. Like if you're not on Ozempic, it's like fierce because you're like rebelling against the norm, you know? If you don't have a receding hairline. Because if you do have a receding hairline, it's like cool because it's so easy to go to Turkey now. Everyone's going to Turkey to get their hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get you. It's so easy to get Ozempic and get skinny. So if you're not doing it...

You're cool. Like Jeff said about you. That's how I visualize it myself too. I'm like, yeah, exactly. We're fighting the system over here. Exactly, yeah.

That's true. I guess I could see that. Yeah. And he does have such a unique look. It's like Amy, too, the one who played Rachel. They have such unique looks. And it's just so refreshing to see because everyone does look so similar. And you're just like, oh, it's nice to see someone else. But also he is like, what? He's so tall and fit. Yeah, his body is crazy. He has a great bone structure. Yeah, he has a good face. So it's not the craziest thing. Why don't they say that about Gary? He had a receding hairline. Gee, you're so. And no one's like, I think he is the sexy one, if I'm being honest. I think he is the sexy one. Yeah.

I think someone told me he may not be straight. So maybe that's from my mom. Yeah, I think he might be gay. I don't know. Someone told me that. Someone's like, it's known that he's gay. And I was like, okay. Okay, work. Yeah. Do you see him? I think there was one picture of him on the boat with like two hot. Do you see the two hot young guys? It was the brother, Patrick and Sam. Oh, it was? Yeah. Oh, I thought he just brought them to Thailand. I was like, well, maybe. And maybe those are his plus two. Oh, it was? Yeah, it was him. It was the episode when they were on the yacht together.

Because they were wearing the swim trunks. I always love seeing behind the scenes of like cast members smiling because he was with Belinda too. I don't know the actress who plays her name. Natasha maybe. Natasha Rothwell. They were like together like smiling. And I was like oh I love to see that because you know that someone's like serious in the show and you're so scared for them. I know. Look at them be happy together. It's so cute. I still cannot wrap my head around the White Lotus filming for like seven months though. Like that is crazy. That would be like a dream job. That would be so fun. That's a long time. I guess it is like

almost nine hours, right? But even so, like, I mean, movies can film in like a month. Yeah. I guess a movie is like two hours. So, but still it is crazy because it's not like there's special effects or anything. It's just. I know. But that's like Bridgerton too. Why does it take two years to make Bridgerton? It's like you have eight episodes and they all take place in a ballroom. It's like, that's so weird. What do they shoot? One scene a day? I know. I am so curious. Yeah. I wonder what I like more, Bridgerton or White Lotus.

white lotus are they the same network or no no um netflix and max yeah if you had to pick netflix or max which one are you choosing honestly probably max i watched more than netflix wow yeah because some of the last of us i like a lot of the movies on max but there's a lot of crossover though for the most part between with as far as movies with netflix and max and stuff but what do we watch on that is hacks on max yes we watch hack

What's the other one? Righteous Gemstones, I think. Oh, yeah. That's also on Max. I think that's it. Minecraft will be on Max at some point. Well, we have them. We have both. We have both Max and Netflix. I might like, I don't know what I like more. God, I don't know what I like more. I mean, in general, we're hardly on Netflix. No, but I'm saying between British and White Lotus.

I think for you it depends on what's on. That's true. Whatever everyone likes. Because you forget about White Lotus. And now it's over. And so now we're worrying. I know. What are we watching next? We have to go back to Netflix to watch You. Oh, yeah. You is coming back. The Last of Us, I think, is next week. So I guess I'll watch that. Who's watching that? I think a lot of people. I think it's pretty popular. Not me. I'm not watching it. Are you watching it? Yeah. I mean, Pedro Pascal. I love Bella Ramsey. They're really great. Yeah.

I don't know anything about the game, though. It's like another Minecraft situation. Oh, yeah. I don't really know the lore. I'm just like along for the ride, you know? It's just a good show. Yeah. I don't think I've ever watched a video game movie where I'm like, oh, I like this. I don't, I can't think of, well, Mario, but I haven't seen that one. You said Jack Black's just a voice or he's in it? He's the voice. Of who? Bowser, the guy with the, you know, the big turtle, the shell. No, I'm kidding. Oh.

sounds like a good one i don't know it always comes up when malleable's playlist peach you remember oh yeah is that the one he's saying yes he just peaches peaches oh that song okay well that's jack black so you have to compliment it i didn't know it was him but i would play malibu that's what i think i played i heard it so many times on that playlist it's like peaches peaches peaches i didn't know that was him and i love jack black okay that's crazy

All right. Well, I don't stand him in everything, but that's fine. Okay. So we got to see my – when does Jurassic Park come out? July. July what? I think – oh, my God. I think it's Superman or middle of July and then – no, Superman is early July. Jurassic World is mid and then Fantastic Four is end of July. So July is going to be big. For the boys. Yeah.

I think Jurassic World's kind of for everybody. I don't think there's girls. Scarlett Johansson and Jonathan Bailey. I think she's for the boys. Like, if you think about, like, black, whatever. Like, I feel like all her stuff is, like, for the boys. Gays live for her, too. Really? Yeah. I think because she's just, like...

There's something fierce about like a hot girl in action movies that I'm like, it's like a diva worship kind of thing. Like if you were in Tomb Raider, everyone would be like, like Angelina Jolie, you know? I would love to be in Tomb Raider. That'd be everything. It would be fierce. You know, like you in a sexy costume, like biting is fierce. Okay. Done and done. I think it's like straight guys and gay guys like it for obviously very different reasons, but... Right, right, right. I always thought of her more for the straight boys, but I see what you're saying. I've always liked her in like the Avengers movies because she's like...

Just a fierce girl. Like, you know, she's doing all these crazy moves and she's like using her sex appeal to manipulate men. I'm like fierce. I love that. Yeah. We saw The Black Widow in theaters and I just was sleepy the whole time. Yeah, not the best movie, but you know, I still, I still supported it.

see it i'm not seeing superman who's superman david david corn sweat yeah we talked about him yeah what is he again i forget he's in that thing that you like with um corn sweat um what was it it was on netflix hollywood or something one of the ryan murphy shows um ben platt was also in it i think oh politician one of those yeah it's crazy i was like what is hollywood

Oh, right, right, right. He was the dead one in that one. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tom. Yes. Yes. I'd like to win with Ben Platt. I don't know if I want to see that Superman. I don't know if Ben Platt's a Superman. I'd rather see Henry Cavill. No. Who's the one that I love? Matt Bomer. Matt Bomer. I've got to watch that show too. We've got to put that on the list. Maybe it's – have you watched it yet? Not yet, but it does look funny.

I think there are like lack of shows out there. You know what I mean? I saw English Teacher got picked up for season two, which I mean, not that it's a bad show, but it's kind of crazy. When it was on, it was like everyone was talking about English Teacher though. It was like the moment. It's like one of those things where it's not on, so you kind of forget about it a little bit, I think. It was good what we watched. We didn't finish it though. And then Drag Race is almost over. I don't know. It's going to be rough for me. I don't know what to...

I always look forward to it. Like if it started on Monday, I'm like, okay, got to get through this week because Drag Race is Friday. Right, right. But now it's like, oh my God, it's almost over. Then what? Is it the last episode this Friday? Two more episodes left. So sad. It is very sad. Traders is done. Yeah. There really is nothing. What? The studio. What's the studio? Apple TV one. Yeah.

America's Got Talent. Severance is done. So, yeah. All right. We'll watch. Not that. Damn. Oh, you can hop on Severance. Hop on there. Hop on there, Oscar. We gotta finish White Lotus. Me and my... Oscar. Moses. Me and Moses will be watching White Lotus in the fall. We'll be watching it in July when I have this baby. I'll be like, let's finish White Lotus. And we love it. Yeah. Like, if we had even, like, 20 minutes to watch it, we'd be watching. I don't know what is happening. I mean, really, there's not one minute. It's crazy. I mean,

Did you see everyone at the Ariana Grande influencer event? Because that was maybe my joker, I think. That was my inciting incident. Now I made a TikTok, so now I'm going to be a TikToker. You made a TikTok? Yeah. It's just OscarJustTrish.com.

Wait, really? Yeah. Oh my God. What do you have on there? Just this one TikTok? Yeah. Well, my idea for my first TikTok is. Ask for gestures is great. I love that. I love that. Stick to the point. You know what I mean? Yeah. I like that. The idea for my first TikTok is, I almost don't want to say it because it's so funny. Oh my gosh. But I can't keep a secret. I can't keep a secret. I can't hear this now. When we have a guest.

I need to come and be in the hallway and then do the Jennifer Hudson thing, but it's just me. Oh. And then Moses filming. I know. It's an obstacle course. Well, it is crazy.

Honestly, no. After this, we know. We've had this planned. We have to go through because tomorrow we do have a guest and my agents are coming from CA. And I was like, we have to clear everything out right now because it is crazy because we haven't been home. And so we have all the 5,000 boxes. But maybe when we clear it out, that's good. I like that one. Yeah. At least the guest is very agile though. So, you know. Wow. We're cleaning it. We're cleaning it. Because it is crazy. I've been gone so much. And boxes are my duty because I order everything and I like to see where everything is. And it's like –

Got to go through all that. So that's literally what we're doing after this, which I'm like, oh, no. But I'm also, like, concerned about food because it's like – do you ever think about that every day? When do you eat? Like –

I'm like, when are we going to get the food in? Because I got to get this done, but I also got to get the food and I also got to get my nails done. And like, do you do the food before? Go get lunch, then clear. Oh, I thought we were clearing and then going to get lunch. You can't do that on an empty stomach. That's a lot of work. But then you eat and then you're tired. That is true. Garen calls it warm belly syndrome because he... Syndrome is crazy. Because he gets really cozy after he eats. Yeah. Just like lay down. Yeah. It's a tough one. Anyways, back to ask your gestures. I love it.

Is that your interest? Yeah. I love it. I have to think of other TikToks though because that's really the only idea I have now. I thought you

one about the Ariana Grande thing. No, that was my inciting incident because I saw all the TikTokers there and they were all doing little TikToks with Ariana. And then I also saw Sydney Sweeney have the same thing, another TikTok event. And I'm like, damn. Who went? Who got to go to these? Oh, Jake Shane, once again. Well, he is the boy, yeah. But all the little, the beauty people. That one girl who does the Nicki Minaj impersonation, but she hates. So, you know, kudos to her. Who's that? Sophia Grace? No.

Nicki Minaj. Hi, Sophia Grace. I love her. You're on the Ellen cake today. I know.

I've been Ellen Stan back in the day. I was on Ellen. What can I say? I'm loyal. I've always been by her. You haven't seen the girl on TikTok. I forget her name, but she does the Nicki Minaj voice. What? And she goes through red carpets. She called out to Kiki Palmer as Nicki Minaj, and Kiki ran over. And then all she does is just Nicki? Yeah, she does a great Nicki Minaj. I love that. Okay. But I don't know. Everyone was there, and I was like, damn it. I saw the TikToker. I haven't seen one person with Ariana Grande this week. I saw so many people. Oh, man.

Oh, man. I didn't get that either. Terry Jo's friends were there. Athena, I believe is her name. She was there. She did like three TikToks. She was keying it up with Ari. I was like, damn. Everyone was having a good time. Oh, Dallas Mendoza, obviously. I did see his. Yeah, it was a height difference. I was like, damn. What was she promoting? Ari on Beauty. And really, they just invite TikTokers. So I'm like, damn. I guess...

You gotta be a TikToker. Between Ari and Sydney Sweeney the same week, it was like the two planes hit Oscar Towers. I was like, it's over. It's over. I really gotta get on TikTok. Okay. So have you posted one? No. And they're so easy. They're so easy. I do love a TikTok. Like TikTok is my favorite hands down. It's just so fun. The NBA 82 game grind is done. And now the real fun begins. The NBA playoffs are here.

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I post. It is crazy when people don't post. Like, I meet people at Mean Greets and, like, they just watch TikTok and don't post. I'm like, what the earth? You don't want to post? Like, why? Like, I watch TikToks to get inspired, what to post, what to comment on. Oh, my God. This is so exciting. Yeah. So we'll see.

How that goes. But I'm hoping. I like it. I don't just mean. I probably will retire as soon as I get the invite to like someone's beauty event. Just one event you want to go to. Yeah. I feel like you could get that easily. You would think. I was like, Linares? I feel like I could have been there with the Sydney Sweet. I would have put on the little lip gloss and taken a photo with Sydney. They have a lot of boys go to these. Oh, there's those. They do. I guess beauty. Yeah. I guess Jake Shane's not beauty though. Just cutie. He's just cutie. He's just cutie. Yeah. I know. I know.

I know. We never get invited to anything. That's why this White Lotus, I felt, was meant for us to happen. Because I'm like, we never get invited. And then they followed up so many times. Like, are you coming? Are you coming? And I was like – because I just thought it's generic. Like, it doesn't really matter. And then they're just like, no, you should come. And I had to say no. And I was like, what happened? We'll get another invite soon. Yeah. Here's hoping. Yeah. You can come to the Heirs of Trish tour. You're invited to that.

Vegas. That's all I need. April 12th. Sydney, I'm good. Wait, are you going to Coachella this weekend? No, I'm not going to Coachella this weekend. Can we please go to Coachella? For the plot, for the hot topics. First of all, I'm pretty immobile. I can't really be walking around the desert. Oh, are you? How are you not even asking about that part? Oh my God. Oh my God, I forgot. That feels like so long ago, weirdly, because this past week was so long. Yeah. So long. I was supposed to go for my MRI. This isn't even... It is kind of interesting, I guess. They didn't tell me how small this MRI machine was. I barely fit in there. Triggered. And then...

We talked about it on, I think, Patreon. I got suffocated as a kid, lovingly, I think, by my brothers a lot. So I was like, I guess I'm mildly claustrophobic. I thought I'd be fine. But I laid down. They tried to put me in there. And it was like a 35-minute thing. And I was like, I can't do this. I ran out of the freaking MRI. When? When was this? Last week? Last week, yeah. How small? Like, how small? It was like a coffin. Like, I had to lay like this. Like a tanning bed? Yeah.

I think even small, like, because I've done a tanning bed before and never cared. Because it had some breathing air for you. Yes, this was, like, you had to be slender. It was, I was like, oh my God. And you ran out. How did you run out? I was like, sorry, sorry, I need to get out. And then I like, yeah. Yeah. So I had to find the plus size MRI machine. But then it's like. They have one?

Yeah. I love that. Because literally this one, they said it like, when I went to the front desk, like, oh yeah, ours are the smallest like machines that are out, but you can go to this one that has the big one. Maybe it's a compliment to you. They were like, oh, you can send that one. They do that with my blood pressure. I'm always like, they take a blood pressure with a normal one and they put it up one and they put up one and like,

hey, let's get the bigger one and then make it the biggest size. I was like, okay, just I have a big arm. Yeah. It's better to start big and then go small. Exactly. People need to get that. It's like when they put you on those scales like that used to go like this and they would start you at 100. I hate that. And then move it to 150 and you're just like, come on, keep going. Keep sliding it up. Keep sliding it up.

Those are triggered. I can't really do a big desert walking event like that. Although this, it does look pretty litty this year, though, I will say. I know. The Lady Gaga would be fun. I keep saying all the freaking billboards. Everyone's doing the Sabrina thing. Last year she did. She teased espresso on a billboard. Now everyone's got a billboard. I saw, was it Tyla? Tyla has one. Lady Gaga has one. Jenny has one. I think Ava Max has one. So cool.

They're all so fierce. They are. And I would love to drive by and see. God, you know who's going to be there? Jake Shane, probably. And Alicia Marie. No, they're going to be at all the houses. Yes. I mean, they are the ultimate. The Ferris wheel. Neon Carnival. Neon Carnival. That one house. What was that house everyone was at? Guess. Guess, yeah. David Dobrik does Guessing. Oh, my God. He's going to be there, too. The Google boss. Oh, my God. I can't believe he does Coachella. He does a lot of things that I'm like, huh? Yeah, that's true.

Tyler was coming for you. She's reheating your nachos. Hers was got water was her campaign. You should recreate it. It's her just in a bikini with water squirting all over her on a hose. It's kind of cute. It's actually, I like this. Yeah. Recreate it. I think it's a bit of a different approach to water than mine.

Still the same message. Honestly, true. Yeah. Water is the source. And it was, that was kind of the theme, I guess, of the finale of White Lotus too. White Lotus, you're right. Yeah. The boy, Lachlan, saw water. So they thought that was like simplifying his death. Yeah. Everyone was kind of rooting for his death though. I was. Yeah. Not cleaning out a dirty blender. They're like, death to that person. That was crazy. I also liked the idea of toxic masculinity kills, but then he lived. So I was like, okay, well, I guess it doesn't kill.

But it should, don't you think? Period. I think so. Yeah. It will. It'll kill all society. I know that. I hope these Minecraft kids grow up to be respectable. Hopefully they're teaching respect in that movie. Yeah.

I can't even imagine what it's about. Anyway, sorry. I keep going back to it. I was like, I can't even imagine. I don't know if there's really much plot to the Minecraft movie. What do they do? Like, ask people or what? I have no idea. Everything I've seen is just like a video game reference, which is good. That's the ticket, you know? They just want to see the video game in a movie. Don't do anything fancy with it. Easy. Yeah. They did it. I guess that's why Barbie worked because there was no like... But there are all those Barbie movies. Yeah.

Wait, what do you mean? Like Barbie was like another one where it's like a beloved IP, you know? Right. But it is, I guess, more of a blank slate than like a Minecraft, I guess. Barbie, hindsight could have been better. I liked it. I was into the hype of it, but I was like, they made it just a little too, maybe a little too feminist. I don't know. What? Right? No? I mean, the complaint was about there was too much Ken.

Oh, really? Like in his world and the whole point. Okay. Maybe you're right. And then you were on here being like, why is Ryan Gosling getting all the awards? It should be Margot Robbie. My mind has changed. I've been in the Midwest for too long. Two weekends in a row. Maybe that's why you have the nightmares. Yeah, that could be. Okay. Maybe you're right. I remember at the end of her being like, okay, going to be a real girl now. I was like, why don't you stay in Barbie world? Why didn't she stay? I can't remember. She was just like. Because she wanted to feel emotions and everything.

They're overrated, honestly. Honestly, yeah, they are. That's what I'm saying. Kind of just stay in Barbie world. Yeah, Barbara, I would have stayed there with no emotions and just be cute and live in my sweet life every day. If there's no emotions in Barbie land, probably no one has borderline. Honestly, gag it. That is so true. Yeah. There you go.

That's my thesis back home. No mental illness in Barbie land, right? Yeah. So stay there. Yeah. You're right. If I had the choice, I would. Yeah. Just hear Lizzo every day. Hey, Barbie. I love that song. I do love that too. Just popping out of bed, floating down to your car, getting toast. I didn't have toast this morning. I think that was my – I got to get toast and grapefruit today. That's on my checklist. We have no groceries. You know when you're gone for so long and then like the morning you're like, where's the toast? Where's the milk? Where's the grapefruits? Mm-hmm.

Okay, we're going to get that to sit. I need a snack. We have no snacks in here. In here? No, I don't need any. I don't need one. I'm just kidding. It's fine. I'm okay. Thanks. I don't know. Even upstairs there was no snacks. There was no like candies, you know, a little something. But I'm okay. I'm really fine. I saw somebody gave you a feastable, like the peanut butter one. What? Oh, a feastable. Oh, we could go for a feastable.

That's another one. I feel like we did a 180 on two, but the chocolate's just good. I mean, I don't know. I know. I still don't know. Honestly, I've learned I don't really have a hard stance on many. Well, actually, no, it's a lie. Like there's still people I dislike. I take it back. I retract what I just said. You like Kendall now? You like Justin Bieber now? I don't like. I admire people who like I support from a distance, a comfortable distance. I don't like. Who do you dislike still?

I still dislike, I hate to say it, but like the Paul brothers, I think are still kind of annoying. Yeah. Well, she don't dislike him. You just think they're a little. I kind of dislike. I still am. Yeah. When they were transphobic, I don't. That one, I'm like. Right, right, right. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I don't really forgive that one. Yeah. Recklessly transphobic. I'm like, okay. And then never really like apologizing for it when you were wrong. Okay. Who else do I? I guess Harry Jowsey, but even him, I kind of. I feel like you were trying to be friends with him two episodes ago, but okay. Yeah.

I was like, hey, I thought you liked him. That was actually more Jake Shane. I'm like, damn, if Jake Shane is friends with him, then I guess, you know, Jake Shane has more influence on me than anyone. Yeah, truly. Okay. I'm like, if Jake Shane likes him, I guess I should too. I get that. I get that. I'm sorry, like, Glenn Powell, he's friends with him. Damn. You're so right. Because he's the only one I see that, you know, I think I started liking Glenn Powell after Jake Shane. That's crazy. He really does influence you. You're going to go see his show in LA? He's the number one influencer. I guess I should. Yeah. Then I'll come back just like, hey.

full octopus lover vibes. Yeah. Like my personality trait will be like mini Jake Sheen. I haven't seen his merch. What would it say? I guess like octopus lover. It's a good name. It is a good name. He's really taking off.

See the man at McDonald's. This is kind of like not a celebrity hot topic, but just a hot topic I thought was interesting. Kind of divided on X too. There was a man who left his 10-year-old, 6-year-old, and 1-year-old at McDonald's. Oh, yes. Did you see this? Yes. And he went next door for a job interview and got arrested. Yeah. And so I would say the majority of the internet was kind of on his side and was like, well, 10 years old is old enough to leave work.

them to watch the six and the one year old. But then, you know, I guess the reason he got arrested was negligence or something or abandonment of his children. But he was right next door. It was for a job interview. Thoughts? Um,

I kind of agree. I feel like to me, I didn't really look too much into it. To me, it kind of seemed like a systemic thing, like maybe even like a racist thing, to be honest, because he's black. Oh, I mean, that was I mean, I didn't look into it too much, though. But that's kind of the vibe I got, because I feel like that's kind of a common thing. And I think it would be very different if it was like a white person doing it, you know, interesting. But that was just my my. Also, how does it help? So they're like, OK, you left your kids for 15, 20 minutes.

So now we're going to take you to jail for a longer time from your kids. Right. Where do they go with the kids? Yeah. Like what's the point of that? That's so trauma for them too. Yeah. So she's like next door. So she was a public place. We got left. I mean, I don't know if I was, I guess I wanted to have a one-year-old. Maybe that's the issue. I don't know. But definitely my brother, we're three years apart, definitely watched me at 10 and I was like seven. Austin probably the same with my brother. Yeah. Yeah. They like left us at sunrise, Byron, Illinois. They're just like, oh, go eat at sunrise and they come back and pick you up.

Yeah, and I think he was right next door. It was a job interview. Obviously, childcare is so expensive. Not everyone has access to it. Yeah.

So what the hell? I feel like it's also better for him to be like right next door versus leaving them at home. Yeah, that's true. So get them closer. Yeah. And also make sure they're getting food. So is there a legal age? I don't know. Someone told me it was like six. You could leave your kids home alone. I thought that was crazy. I was like, that's wild. So it must vary. I feel like how it varies. I remember 12 and 14, but it's.

So it's a subjective. What if your 10 year old is really good at taking care of their sibling or like. I swear we talked about hot topics once you said like you could be legally home alone if you're over the age of six or something. In California, there's no specific legal age, but professional experts recommend 12 years old is a good guideline. Oh, OK. So there's no age. Yeah. Yeah.

i swear we talked about 16 states require or recommend a minimum age from six to so some for some states it is six yeah yeah which is like wild but i guess we were left alone i don't know i guess you think in your house and yeah there's cameras nowadays i don't know so interesting yeah i mean to be arrested is crazy i guess he did he get out hopefully he got out hopefully and like yeah where did he said where do they go with the children like who

I don't know. He's trying to get a job too. I know. He just went out and was reckless. Yeah. There was a TikToker girl. I was like, that girl with all the tattoos. Yeah. She left. She left her kid over night. It was her one son. He was like, I guess he was older too, but she was out at 7, 11. I think it was like 5 maybe or something. Oh, really? Oh, I thought he was 10. Okay. So it makes a difference. But yeah, she went out and she was like,

party and whatever and the cops came to the house but i don't think she got arrested actually now that i think about it because i i just don't know how they resolve it you know there's different ways to resolve it but doesn't necessarily you go to jail or that was my also a cancelable person is back to see michael weiss back on tiktok do you know michael weiss from tana khan yes and he is crying he is sobbing he is back he is he's ready to expose everything segue

That would have been iconic the first to talk back. You put the camera on the little tripod and then you roll into the screen on the Segway. It would have been fierce. That would have actually been so good that he was back. He's all over my FYP. That's wild. He's ready to talk about Tanacon, but he's not talking about Tanacon. He hasn't said anything yet. He's like, can't wait to tell you guys the truth. I was like, do people still care? We saw the truth, right? We saw the unedited footage. Right, we did see it. And the Shane Dawson one.

poor thing poor tiana can't catch a break i'm just like oh my gosh i was like this is crazy hopefully she stays in her peace era i was like isn't that crazy when people just come back like this from like i don't know like literally woodwork yeah yeah now's the time it's like is it i don't know i think it's kind of done and done but and the whole thing is him about this like it's so crazy i was like it's great people just love to come back

I feel like even when we rewatched it on Patreon, we rewatched the TanaCon Shane thing. I feel like... I don't know. Dramageddon, I guess, was before it got real dark. It was more of a key. But TanaCon, I was like...

Yes, it's, you know, people got somewhere and there was some irresponsibility there. But considering everything else we've seen from influencers, like the most dubious crypto scams, like grooming craziness. Yes. Mr. Beast. In comparison, yeah. It's like people breaking their bones and, you know, not getting tampons and stuff. Like in comparison, yeah.

It's like, we got bigger fish to fry. You know what I mean? No, David Dobrik, it's like, we love him. Snapchat, yes. Hugo Boss, great. We saw him literally swing his friend around an excavator. But meanwhile, Tiana Khan, like you said, yeah, there was some sunburn. There was other people involved. She was kind of just part of it. She tried to help the situation. Like, we'll never, we'll always forever be camping for it. It is wild. Like, in comparison, it's like, it really is insane. Yeah. It's like...

I guess, Michael Weiss. I don't know. I haven't seen anything from him. Yeah, he's all over the place on TikTok. I was like, damn. I kept seeing it. I was like, what the heck? I think it's more camp if he does something on the Segway. I feel like, hey, Tana, you want to collab on TikTok riding a Segway? I think that will do numbers versus a TanaCon expose. Because...

You were just like a kid trying to put on a convention and you didn't know what the hell you were doing. That's really what it boils down to. Yeah. And Tana was just go along with the flow. Not to tie it back to White Lotus, but it was kind of giving Rick because she was also trying to get her revenge on VidCon. Nothing good comes from revenge. Oh, that's so true. Yeah. Yeah.

That's a good point. That's a good moral from that story. Yeah. You just got to be at peace, you know, let karma do its thing. Always. That's what I always tell people. Don't seek out revenge. Yeah. It does always kind of backfire on you. Literally. Yeah. So, oh my God. Whoa. Yeah. Literally. Damn. But yeah, I feel like TanaCon, we've all,

Move past. I like the TanaCon memes, though. I feel like it's just a fun thing to throw out there every now and then, you know, but. Yeah. Not like. Yeah. I haven't re-brought up. I like seeing that random TikTok of Gabbie Hanna performing at TanaCon. I always think that's fun. I don't know if I. Did we watch it? Did I see it? Yeah. What song did you sing? I forget. Maybe Monster, I want to say. Oh, wow. Because it was pre-Butterflies and all that, so. Wow. Original. Or Out Loud, maybe. That was good.

But then I remember she was like, well, it is a Tana Mojo event. She's shading the event she's performing at. Like, girl, you're there too. What is happening? No VidCon this year for you. No VidCon for me. But maybe after my first TikTok, they'll invite me and then I'll be like, okay, sure. Would you go if you were like a creator? A creator. Yeah. But I think, again, I've learned from Tana, if you don't have that feature creator badge, no problem.

Is that even a thing anymore? I wonder if there's still parties. I know. I have no idea. And who's going to these things? They did have a Squishmallow swimming pool last year or something. That did seem fun. Was it in the water or was it just a pool full of Squishmallows? It was just a pool full of Squishmallows. Oh, you know what it was? It was like a pool full of Squishmallows, but you were like a human claw machine. And they would lower you and then you got to grab as many Squishmallows as you could. Okay.

like that. That's kind of a cute little promo, I guess. That is the one thing I would want to do at the con, I suppose. How are you in a claw machine? Are you, like, suspended by a rope or what? I think so. They, like, harness you and then they lower you into this pool of squish mellows and then you grab one and then that's that, yeah. And these were adults doing it or kids? I saw Jenny Nicholson doing it. You know Jenny Nicholson. No.

She was the one that tweeted about Shane at Disneyland. Oh, okay. I see Shane. By the way, shout out to all the people who love when I talk about Shane. They're always like, stop talking about him. He posted a video I saw like 17 hours ago that says like something about Disneyland again. I was like, damn, he really is going hard on him. It's like,

It was like worst things about Disney or conspiracies about Disney again. Yeah. I haven't watched it, but I did see the video. I guess theme parks are his thing now maybe. I don't know. Yeah. He's like, I'm skinny. I'm going to go on all the rides. Which obviously I get that. Being a fatty who couldn't fit on a lot of rides, it is liberating to finally be able to get in there. That's true. That's me with a booth. I can't wait to go back into booths.

My belly is so big. We had to build our own booth and I was like, okay, finally can fit into one. But it's scary. There's some that are – who's the tightest? But there's some booths I really can't fit in. I'm like, oh, I got to like sit on a chair. And the chairs are scary because they can break. Where are we supposed to sit? It was already broken when you sat on it. It's like the third chair I broke. So scary.

And the boots, they make them for big people, but then the bellies don't fit in there. No, boots have always been tricky because, yeah, and then if you're wearing shorts, then usually you stick to the fat. Yeah, it's always a mess. That's the worst in the summer is getting out, you know, most laughing because I'm always sticking to those boots. Yes, and also when you're the big one in the booth and sometimes, you know, when the table you can push out a little bit, but then all the skinny people have to like reach on the table. But for you, it's like right, your belly is like touching it, you know, that's always the worst. Skinny people have this much room. Well, you can slip.

Okay. So what I do, because Malibu sits next to me, I slant it. So I have mine this way because Mo's on the opposite side. So he gets it. Yeah. And then she gets it a little closer to her. So it's actually kind of nice. I don't have to scoot it all the way. That's a good life hack. I love it. Yeah. I was on a golf cart. I think I talked about this in Connecticut, the casino. They put me on a golf cart. And when I got onto it, it did kind of go down a little bit. I was like, I'm so sorry. That happened to someone else too. Maybe it was Lizzo. Lizzo, I think. With like Cardi B. Yeah. I saw her recently on X2. I was like, oh my God.

I was like, what is this? I mean, there are tinies. Yeah, I don't blame her for that, too. That probably is what made her be like, yeah, get me on that. For sure. I mean, those kind of things you're just like, especially when you break chairs. Yes, and you never forget it. When I couldn't fit on that Six Flags ride, I'll remember that for the rest of my life. It's so sad. I guess it's good, I guess. I don't know, to be safe, right? Yeah, if you can't fit, it's better than to squeeze in there and something happens. That's true. But it is scarring, you know. I'm with you. I've been scarred many times.

Me trying to fit into that freaking MRI. That was, you know. Oh, that sounds so triggering for real. I know. I hate getting weighed. Every time I go to the doctor, they always weigh me. I'm like, do we have to do this? I don't know why we have to. Let's just guess. Love that. Yeah. I definitely give a rough estimate. I definitely be like, I'm around 250. Because they ask for your height and I always just like, you know, throw out a number. They never like, you know.

the measuring tape to you but for weight they really make you get on that scale you're so right about that I think my license says I'm 180 years low you probably were the teeny when you got your license well when I got my license I was probably like 160 I was like 18 but my picture and my license but now I have a new updated one where I probably was more 200 stick to the 180 yeah yeah yeah

200 would be crazy on there if you had like five foot three, two feet. I mean, it's fine. It's honestly fine. I need to rewire my brain into saying that because there's some people come to me and agree and say like, you know, as a bigger person, they're like not big at all. Like, are you okay? Because you are. So I need to stop saying it too because I'm like, I mean, I obviously am, but they're like the actual tiny people and I'm like, you're actually tiny, but okay. That dysmorphia. It's so real for people. It makes me so sad. I know. Yeah.

No easy transition, but Mikaela finally opening up about Cody on TikTok. Oh, yeah. I did actually comment this on TikTok. I rarely comment on current events live because I'm like, oh, we'll talk about hot topics. But I did feel for her. Yeah, me too. I watched it. Yeah. She talked about how Cody had to go to rehab. Uh-oh. Hot take. I sympathize. I totally sympathize. But it –

It is the only off-putting thing was like waiting until you have the skincare line and then doing the get ready with me and then using your own products and then making sure the label of your products is front and center. Like it wasn't even like, like I could tell it was purposeful that the label of her products was literally like centered because, you know, it's like a spherical thing. You can, it could be, you know, tilted a little bit, but she made sure the label was like

not covered at all and like facing the camera yes and it was so like right in my face that's literally the first thing I noticed was like her using her own products like the Kardashians with McDonald's and stuff when it's like in your face the product placement that's interesting I think yeah I think I think lesson rule number 101 if you're trying to come across sincere is like don't have any product don't be promoting something don't have it be sponsored yeah I think that's

Yeah, usually a good rule of thumb. I know whenever I talk about something serious, it's like, let me make sure there's like nothing that could be like no merch. Like, okay, because I like I might wear my own merch. I'm like, let me take it off if it's something serious, you know, because I didn't know. I actually didn't notice that. That was like her big one that got like 17 million views. Yeah. She did like a follow up where she was like eating.

salary or something but this was her big one so that was just like the timing you thought the timing and then this the product placement was just like off-putting talking about something that is like so serious i think also because michaela is someone who is very influencer like she is like a stereotypical influencer you know so it would have been nice to have like a genuine like connection with her where it was like

other things they couldn't see the products in there yeah because she's known for taking opportunities to you know hawk a product yeah so to see her not hawk a product would have been okay i haven't seen that take um i even sent it to moses i sent him a screenshot i'm like this is crazy i might even know i didn't even notice it yeah and then so i the other thing too is like

I'm not even a Michaela hater. I'm supportive. I think to go through that, like have your husband be an addict, obviously I cannot even relate to it. That is...

so hard and scarring and tough to go through. Loving someone who is just that sick and trying to make it work is so hard. And also to be away from them as they get their life together. But also I love that she said when he gets himself together, he can come back and I'll be here open arms. That's a beautiful thing to say. But then also she was a little bit like

That's why you hate her speculating on whatever. It was almost like a gotcha. It was like, oh, see, this is what you get for everyone who was being nasty to me. Oh, I see. But she was also the one making the TikToks. Being sad. Being sad in bed. Yeah. No Cody next to her. Eating the McDonald's, the crumble. She was the one making content around it. There's some stuff where it wasn't the most genuine, which was a little disappointing. But I do think the message was at least still...

Good? I didn't even think about any of this. Wow. I was like, wow, that's sad. And I even said it in mine. I was eating some pasta in my hotel room and I was like, damn, y'all. Y'all should feel really bad about this. Which I guess was her point. Because that was crazy. That kind of did come out of nowhere. And she did it since like 2023 and they got married in 2023. I know. I was like, what the hell happened? And then she revealed, maybe she said people knew about this, but I didn't know that she met him while he was in sober living. I didn't know that either. Yeah. I was like, damn, I mean...

That is like hard on to take. Like if you meet someone in sober living, it's like damn. I mean, I know obviously they're people and deserve that, but that's hard. He's like really young too. I know because I'm like very empathetic. I think – Yeah, it's sad. It is sad. And anyone who – the general theme, right, is like you never know what people are going through obviously. But then –

And she does get a lot of people who just hate her. And it's like, you know, pay her just to hate her. Yeah. I do get that. That's sad. But then there is... If you do, like, troll a little bit too, then aren't you kind of inviting some of that in? That was, like, my only, like, pause. I was like, well, you did really go hard making us all, like, think something was wrong. Like, you were getting a divorce or something. Because...

Right. As a passive Mikayla viewer, I never would have thought anything if she wasn't sitting there making the TikToks alone in bed being sad. Right, right, right, right. Because we talked about her and that kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah, it's tough. It's tough. When I see influencers get hate and it's kind of like silly hate because it's like,

Yeah, she like trolls, but it's like, is that serious? You know what I mean? Like you said, compared to like the Paul Brothers. Yeah. It's like, it is crazy that the girls get, because I know Remy, she hasn't made one. Remy Jo Bader hasn't made one in a while either too. It's like how they get like so much hate for something that's like overall not serious. Like understand why people are upset, especially if you're like a follower or a fan, but it's like overall like not that serious. That's true. And people go hard. Like they are like unfollow, can't stand her, like turn against her. Like damn, it's kind of scary. Yeah. Because it is one of those things like how do you talk about it?

Mikaela's young too where it's like, God, I mean, I guess you just think to... I don't know. I've done a lot of like videos where I've talked about some... I don't know. It's kind of weird to like... Like even in one of my videos, I just talk about like a product or something or have my product there. I don't know. It's tough. Like if you were doing...

like if you were doing, responding to like the Colleen stuff, but then you were also be like, come see the heirs of Trish. You know what I mean? Like, it's so hard. Cause I guess if it's just there and you're just using the products all the time, I guess. And her thing is get ready with me.

Yeah. But I think she's always been a businesswoman and she never was like that influencer that you get to know like on a personal level. I think people disagree. I think they think they know her. She always been like, it's business, you know, and I'm going to sell you something and I'm here to sell something. But she talks about her personal life. Like there's...

Like let's say, okay, she knows she has a big story. She's going to talk about him. It's going to get millions of views. I'm going to put my product in there. Like everything goes around. What am I selling today? And you know, is it the sponsor post? Is it my product? Is it... That might be a hot take. She's... She never came across as somebody that connects to her fans on a very personal level. I always thought she did, but...

I know what you're saying because a lot of people agree with you. I think the new age of Mikaela is like that. But I think the origin is that, if that makes sense. Yeah. It has to start somewhere to gain followers. Yeah. But I always thought she was real. She would talk about her skin and just everything. I always thought she was kind of a real person. I think that was her origin. But then she was...

kind of like what moses said like because then she was hawking products but then later i forget what brand she was like um i love this brand but then like two weeks later it was like products i'm never gonna finish and it's the product oh i think she does that stuff a lot so it did kind of become a paycheck although let's say even though i am criticizing her i love that despite going through some things so hard she's still working she has a really good work ethic if i had to say a positive she was traveling she was doing which like you said yeah it's a distraction but

That is crazy to go through. Like you just get married. They've only been married like a year and a half. You just get married. He's an addict. You kick him out. You have to do all these jobs. I feel so bad for her. I mean, on the personal level, it's the worst case scenario because addiction is the worst to deal with because it's really, it's heartbreaking. You see a person you love and there's no way you can help them. And then that means she's alone. And that was like her person, you know, like I don't, because I don't think she connects on personal level with people around her. I think that was her person. That was her personal life.

And he's not there. Yeah. It's horrible. I mean, it feels really, really, really awful. Bad for her. And it's like for a life. Like addicts are for life. Like you're always an addict. It's tough. Like I feel awful for her. But aside of that, I just think she's a business influencer. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's... Oh, that's interesting. But I think that would have been a good opportunity for her to be authentic. Like fully authentic. Yeah. Because it is something so personal. Yeah. And like something that like so many people can relate to. Everyone talks about. And like really side with her. So I think...

It was an opportunity to just be fully like, and she could have just sat down and not shown any products and it still would have gotten millions of views. But I think she can't take the business hat off. Does she ever do podcasts? Does she ever talk outside of her platform? That's what I mean. Like she doesn't seem to care about having a conversation or talking about her or giving anything without getting something for it.

Yeah. I think she's like kind of like scared too because people do call her out. She's probably like scared to not to do podcasts. But yeah, it's like the equivalent of like YouTube videos. Like if you were sincere back in the day, you would say, oh, I turned monetization off. You know what I mean? That's how you knew someone was sorry. Yeah. And then you'd have to screenshot and show. And I did that quite a bit. Whenever I was like serious, I was like, let me turn the monetization off and like show. You know what I mean? And it sucks. It does suck because you know it's going to get views. But you're like, okay, if I'm going to be sincere about this. Like Jeff did it recently with the documentary. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

You're right. Yeah. He just did that. Maybe him and Mikaela need to have a sit down together. Yeah, but I think there's nothing wrong. That's just her business model. I think there's nothing wrong with it. Like, I don't expect her to be. I feel like there is something wrong with product placement on such a serious issue. You know what I mean? That's what I mean. If that was the case.

was the case I don't know like I don't see she never had a like I don't see her as a platform to talk about serious issues I see it as just this is all advertisement all the time it's just question of what she's gonna use to advertise the thing but if we're like getting a divorce and I'm like showing like if I'm drinking out of this I'm like so it's really sad I guess Moses like cheated on me and everything

You know what I mean? Like, it's like, you don't really need to. And the heiress of Trish posters behind you. Yeah, where's that? Is that one up here? Probably just, like, it's crazy. But I think she has that passion. You have a passion of sharing your life. I think she has that. She does. I'm just agreeing. I think she has a passion of selling and getting views. TikTok is weirdly on Moses' side lately, everything. He has a whole Stan account on there. Moses knows. Everything is like, Moses gets it. Moses is so smart. I just.

I disagree on this one, but I get you. I just think she always was, like, a real person. I think – I kind of agree with Oscar. Like, when she started changing, people were like, what the hell? Like, you always told us everything about your life. Because that's how she got big was she was, like, real. And then people, like, trusted her because she had that connection. But then there was the point of, like, selling out, business hat on. And then it became –

money for I mean even her wedding had like you know sponsorship elements to it too so she's the elf there there was really no life event that is you know yeah not a business thing which I get to a degree but also she must have good money at this point right so it's like you could have this one thing you know yeah especially like your own skincare line you know not to be whatever it's probably gonna come and go like everyone's like comes and goes you know mine did too like it's it'll it'll be around for a few years and it'll close you know yeah so it's like did you really need to promote that with this yeah and

I don't know. And also if you're getting views, people will know about your skincare anyway. You know what I mean? Yeah. People will go to like more. Yeah. Her link, her main link. Yeah. Speaking of links, it's like way into the show. It's like, oh, here's my promo at the end of the show. My link tree is available now. It's

Put the Linktree in the description. My Linktree is available and my billboard is up in Times Square above the M&M Candy Store. Go to linktree.com slash Trisha Paytas today. And send us pictures. We want to see it. Yeah, send us pictures. They haven't sent me the billboard yet. Is an Eris and Trish billboard up? I don't know. They're like, do you want us to put a billboard?

I was like, I guess. It's at the M&M's store in Times Square. My favorite thing is I go to that Allgarner. I say that W. That's my little corner. Oh, my God. It says it airs every 300 seconds. So go to Times Square and check it out. Thank you, Linktree. Not sponsored, really. You're becoming a staple in Times Square. Huh? You're becoming a staple in Times Square. I know. You really are. They're like, oh, do you want to do Linktree? They'll put up a billboard. I'm like, I guess.

I guess that's my compensation. I don't know. It doesn't matter. I love it. I always wanted a link tree and I'm not even being sponsored. I really did always want a link tree. It just seems so freaking hard to put all those links in. You can just... I was like, it looks so pretty. You can just, I mean, make them. It's complicated now. It's like, oh my God, how do you find them? They have my store in there. They have my tour tickets. It's kind of good. Me and I made one link and it took like seven minutes. You have a link tree? Yes. For like three links. Wow. It's pretty easy. My link tree is cool. I like it. My link tree is very cool.

And check it out today. I love it. - I love that you made a link tree in 2025. - Yeah. - That's big, big things are happening. - It's a cool link tree. They did a good job. They made billboards up.

Go check it out. All right. Well, do we have anything else? Are we wrapping it up? The final one is, yeah. Did you see the TikTok David Dobrik deleted with his assistant? Oh, he deleted that? Yes. What? How come you didn't tell me about a David Dobrik news? We were together all week. What? What?

like do you see david dobrik like you tell me everything oh i have a minecraft dissertation plan okay great where's the david dobrik debrief i didn't know this okay but you didn't see the tiktok no okay let me what let me play it for you because that'll be that'll be the gag it is quite something and at first i thought it was just trolling but then he deleted it which makes me think he was serious so oh no he's always serious i feel fear feel

Because it was produced and a long one. It was long. It was like almost two minutes. Is it a troll? The day started a little bit rocky, but I picked myself back up and headed to the grocery store because David wanted his favorite meal. You can definitely say he's a picky eater, but when I first started working for him, he flew me to Chicago so I could learn all of his mom's recipes.

And a few years later, you can definitely call me a pro. David's been anticipating this weekend for far too long. It's one of his closest friends' bachelor party. And like the presentable guy I know, he needed a little haircut. And it was time for me to hit the road and hop on a plane to Vegas. I needed to get there a little bit early, so I made sure that everything was perfect for my boss's big weekend ahead. I checked him in, and then it was time to unpack. And the most essential item is David's pillow. Whenever he's traveling, I make sure to bring one from his bed.

And then I start to unpack some of the items that make David feel a little bit more at home. This is a troll. And then I started to hang up David's clothes. I wanted to make sure that they didn't get wrinkled so that he could see where everything is. Then I moved into the bathroom and added some of David's favorites. And then it was time for the fridge. David loves a good butler pantry. And the boys needed plenty of options. This is pretty much just assistant 101 at this point. I heard the door open and guess who it was?

my boss! that means it was time to lay out some of the assorted snacks just in case he was hungry. then david arranged a little surprise for his friend mike who's getting married and he surprised him with his very own rolex. last but not least david had one more special surprise and he knows how lonely illya gets on these trips without his girlfriend. we decided to give him the gift of a handheld companion. illya's very own ultra bold by bellessa boutique. was sponsored probably. it's the brand new ultra blow.

I mean, I know it seems like I'm kidding, but this thing has eight settings. It's five inches deep, so you may get lost in there. Okay, so which mode is your favorite? I don't know. I have my own box over there. This is going to be sick. Just to avoid it. This is going to be sick. I'm sharing your room with Natalie. If you like Ilya, you can get your own Balasa Ultra Bowl for free right at the link in bio. That's a wrap on the weekend. Bye.

Okay, well, sponsored. But then deleting it. Well, what was the hate comments? Because I mean... Well, everyone was like, this is the grown man. Why is his assistant being his mother, his babysitter? So I honestly, I initially wasn't even going to make it a hot topic because I was like, oh, it's so obviously like trolling, rage bait. But then he deleted it after everyone was calling him out for it. So then I'm like, wait, was part of it like for realsies? Because he also has another one. Like they've done it a few times where he's like, he's posted it on his TikTok page.

his assistant's like day in the life or whatever. And she posted one like the beginning of the last month and that one's still up. I feel like this might be like a weirdly hot take from me, but I wouldn't even think anything like weird about it.

A grown man having to like bring little Nerf guns and a comic book. And he had L'Oreal kids shampoo and soap. I know. I feel like I've like been around a couple personal assistants from people that they do crazy shit with them like that. Like really. Like I've never had a personal assistant and it like blows my mind that there's people like that and maybe why I would never have one. But yeah. No, I agree. I think it's like weird, but I hear weird shit all the time from personal assistants. Wow. Maybe I know like three personal assistants I'm thinking of that have done like

Yeah, they kind of have to do all that weird shit. So to me, I was like, oh, that doesn't look, I think it's weird. Of course. I don't know. I didn't think of it as like trolling. Like I was like, that literally looks like probably what she does. Because I remember even back in the day when he had Natalie go like do random.

You know what I mean? That's true. You did talk about when she went to like Gummy Bears or something like that, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like picking things out. I know like even stories of people I don't know, like J-Lo, like, you know, having to pick out like certain colored like M&Ms or something like that so they can only like a certain like color or something, you know? So I don't know if that's like a thing. At least that's like a diva. Maybe she doesn't like the W whatever, the W40 whatever. No, W yellow. Red 40. Yellow 40. That's it.

to like pick all them out you know what i mean like at least like if it at least was a little bit cooler but i'm like the the kids shampoo and soap and then you have to have why do you have to have like nerf guns laying around why do you have to have a like a comic book from the avengers like on the backlash that i saw was more about uh related to jeff and that rolex they were just like about all the money's throwing away while he could just so there's two different backlashes

That's the one I saw was more about- When I was a personal assistant to that meat guy, I remember having to do some crazy weird

I remember like the Ed Hardy store would open at like 10 a.m. Or something like that, but I had to call ahead to try it was like it was almost like the devil wears product where I have to call to get the shirt before it was even released at 10 a.m So I'm like I had to figure out a way to get into the store at the Christian Audition or on Melrose at 8 a.m And he's like if you can't figure it out, you'll be fired So I remember I was like going there like trying to tell them like oh my boss is like sick He's dying like I need this shirt or whatever cuz he's you know, he might not even live to 10 a.m Like, you know just doing weird and so cuz he's like you'll like literally be fired I'm having to go to a club at

like midnight, a club. I had to dress up as a girl and I had to pretend that I was like his girlfriend or whatever so he could get out of this date. So I had to like go and be like, I can't believe you're cheating on me. I was like 18 at the time. And so like, this is a guy selling meat out of his truck in Hollywood. You know what I mean? So I don't like, it's not the craziest thing to me. The Rolex thing I feel like has been brought up because he's done that before. He like bought a watch for like $100,000. And so like, and yeah, also like annoying, but it's also like David never cares about hate. So it's weird he deletes that because like to me this is,

I hate David. But it's like, this is like one of the least things that he would get hate on. On everything, this is... Yeah. And this is what you delete? It's like, okay. Well, unless the sponsor wanted it out. Maybe. Oh, that's period. Yeah. Okay. That's it. Because we've had that happen before too, where they're like, please take this down because... No association. Yeah. Which is kind of weird because he does get Hugo Boss. He gets like sponsorships.

It's odd. That one's odd to me. Because to me, I watched it and I wasn't like, I hate him. I hate his face. But also I'm like, oh, I don't know. To me, I was just like, damn. Again, but I have a very different delusional perspective. I was like, this was the guy that I fell for? Growing up is realizing that. Yeah, that's for sure. I'm like, damn. Like...

I could see that being like a cutesy in 2019, maybe. Right, right. When he was younger, not disillusioned yet, I guess. But then it's like, damn, after everything, this is still what you want the brand to be? Yeah. Especially because he went through so much effort to get the body makeover done.

He does his podcast talking about like hooking up with girls. Like you think that would be a little bit more. So there's parts of him wanting to be like grown up. And then there's still like this where everything is like you can't even get a haircut for five minutes without playing the Nintendo Wii. Embarrassing AF for sure. Especially AF.

I think Tana wasn't even talking about it on Canceled especially because like when you have a body transformation people think you've transformed so he had that opportunity where people were like on his side again just because all of a sudden he's like ripped and it's like and I think Tana talked about this the next time I get canceled I'm just gonna like get ripped and people will forget it because they think of that as like a mental transformation too and so to go and revert back to this yeah like yeah you look like you're a loser and you look

And just because you have money doesn't mean it makes you any less of a loser. So it is like stupid and weird, but he's just gotten so much hate. So you might be right with like the brand wanting it down because he does not care. He gets hate all the time. He blocks things. And I'm all for a little bit of whimsy and a little bit of childhood holding on to that inner child, whatever. But this was like you literally can't do a single task without acting like a –

The 12-year-old? Well, he is. I mean, he literally is stunted growth. That's for sure. I guess, yeah. I mean, you know it's bad when the ultimate blower cancels you. When they're like, you know what? Even a blower machine is like, we don't want to be associated with you. Like, that's when you know you've effed up. It's not even like dominoes, you know? It's like, this is like a blower for the ultimate man. Like, ooh, actually, we don't want to be associated with this. I mean, it was like a good sponsorship for him and got it taken away. Yeah.

That means he had to buy that Rolex without the sponsorship money. He probably still got paid because there's always clauses where you still have to pay me. I posted it. You know what I mean? Which sucks. And it did get views before it got deleted, I guess. Was it on TikTok? Yeah, it was originally TikTok. I wonder what the caption was. I want to see what the caption is. Oh, that's true. I wonder what he captioned his other one. Sponsor, paid partnership. I feel like he never – Discloses. No one does. Yeah, because even like the – what's it? The body transformation –

What's it called? Vila? Zila. Zila. Zila. Same thing. It's not like you ever disclosed that. And it's funny because listening to the TikTok too, I was like, oh my God, it's so annoying how they laugh at everything. But I'm sure the vlog squatters are listening to this and be like, oh my God, I can't believe that gay.

that gay guy laughs at everything Trisha says. So I can't even really be a hater. You are my own block squad. I do love a laugh track. I can't fault him on that one. It is kind of funny. Although I don't make you do it. That's true. Yeah, he would be like, do that again. And people would just be like laughing. He could have really had me and I would have been there laughing at everything. Yeah, you would have been great. I would have like literally been like in stitches at anything he said back in the day. It's never too late. He lost me. Oh no. No, it is.

It's too late. Yeah, it's too late. It's too late to say sorry. It is too late now to say sorry. I literally, it's like looking back on an ex and you're like, damn, I can't believe I dated him. Granted, it was just me having a crush, but I'm like, damn, I can't believe I had a crush on you. What's the Benny Blanco song? How Does It Feel To Be Forgotten? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. You know? Dedicated to him. Wow, what a cool full circle. Yeah, that is so true. Just bread, just Trish.

Moses knows more than me. I feel like it's real. He knows. Oh, Benny Blanco did post a photo of bread in the rain. Oh, still standing bread? Is that the same? I see what it is. Yeah, he put... It's a TikTok of the bread in the rain to how does it feel to be forgotten. Got it. And they think it's Justin Bieber. Just bread, Justin Bieber. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe that's why. Yeah. Wow. Moses always knows.

I know. I know questions like my mom too. She's always on Facebook news. So I'm like, do you always see stuff? I'm always like, all right. Do you see that bridge? Did you come past that bridge? They built a hundred million dollars for the animals. Yes, the wildlife bridge. A hundred million. Was that right? A hundred million? Yeah. A hundred million dollars on that bridge for animals. That is crazy, but. Didn't you spend that much? I love animals to safety, but also like probably could have spent less on a bridge.

It's not that big of a bridge. I guess maybe. Is it that big? That's crazy. I mean, it's cheap for a bridge because I think it's just for the animals to cross. Is it the real animal crossing? Oh, it is cheap. The animals are truly crossing. That was my own hot topic today. I had to throw it in there. She sent it to me on her newsreel. It's the Annenberg Foundation. They're here in LA, you know.

They do a lot of good. It's private. It's not tax-dedicated. There's lots of, there's like, they make theaters and lots of places. You'll see Annenberg everywhere. Can you imagine having $100 million to just spend on a bridge? Well, the animals were here before us, so. Were they? We were talking about this over the weekend. Like, how? Wait a minute. Like, they were here before Adam and Eve, so he dropped the animals, and then what? Oh, I don't know if Adam and Eve is the most scientific, but. Well, what was the first animal? Where, when, how were they dropped here?

You know what I mean? It's probably the plankton in the water. I always thought Noah's Ark had two of each so they could mate. Right? Again, I don't know if that's historically. Well, what is your historically accurate? Like evolution and all that. So you think it was like a monkey or what? Like who started evolution? I think it was like, I don't know, a cell of some kind. It became, you know. Oh my God, that's crazy. Okay.

Mike White. We've got to get that vet over here. Oh. I'm sure he knows. I need a DM. There's a lot of people I need to DM. I need a follow up. I have a lot to do. Yeah. And no time. That's me. All right. Thank you guys for watching. If you like axolotls, give this podcast a thumbs up, but only if they're legal in your state. We love you. Or if you like Minecraft ones. Oh, Minecraft axolotl. I want to dress like that. Okay. Let's do a look of a Minecraft cosplay ASAP. That's going to be fun. All right.

All right. Love you guys. Come see me on the Heirs of Trish tour. I'll be in Vegas, New York, and Boston. And click that link tree. Link tree. It's a good one. Oscar is just, Oscar just Trish. Oh, yes. And TikTok. And Moses is doing Tin Can Fish reviews everywhere. So we love you guys. We'll see you in the next one. Bye.