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Internet Debates Part 2. Alright, this had to happen recently. I've been seeing...
I've been seeing the 100 men versus gorilla debate and you know that got me thinking What are some other internet debates kind of just like that one that a lot of people have been talking about? Well over the past couple of years or five years what however long it's been I don't know and I figured since you guys enjoy the last one You know, you would like this one too. All right for the shitty ass audio setup I'm recording this bitch in a closet, but whatever we got to make do with what we have But of course we first got to address the elephant
in the room. What is my take on the 100 men versus gorilla debate or whatever it is going around on TikTok? News outlets are picking that shit up, bro. It's going crazy mainstream. But yeah, at first I was thinking the gorilla is just going to like knock us all over like bowling pins, bro. Like there's no way we're winning. But then I thought about it.
If we play this shit tactically, the 100 people could actually win. And who's on my side? Do I got like goddamn LeBron? Like, I don't know who I have on my team here. Or if I had 99 big bodies with me, we would be winning, all right? That's just what would happen. It's like technically, if you send in an army of people to distract him, like maybe like 10 people to distract him at first, and then the rest of the people attack him, it just f-
jump on top of him. He would lose. There's no way he'd be able to focus all of us. And we got to save our unit for last, bro. I don't know who the main unit is, bro, but we're saving them for last. It could be like an offensive lineman on an NFL team. That's probably our guy right there. I saw a meme on Instagram reels and I thought about it. I'm like, damn, it's kind of similar to this. It's like when a skeleton army attacks like a mega knight in Clash Royale. Obviously, some of them are going to launch into the...
stratosphere but look he can't focus all of us that that's the whole point one hit from a gorilla honestly I don't I don't think it matters who you are you would be dead obviously if the 100 people were to win we would need some serious weight on our side some people might get squished in the process to be honest if I was on the front lines of this debate and I was fighting a gorilla
And there was a 400 pound dude behind me? Yeah, bro. Good riddance. I'm getting squished by this 400 pound dude. So yeah, there's going to be some casualties in the mix. Friendly fire is going to be on, unfortunately. Like, I don't know what this dude's rocking for a skill set. I have no idea. Like, what kind of skill level is he on? I don't really know. I think if we were fighting Donkey Kong or something, it'd be wraps for all of us. Doesn't matter if we have Prime Mike Tyson on our side. I think we're losing.
It really all depends. But, you know, I think if everybody played it tactically, everybody did their part. We use somebody as bait. Because you know how you have barbarians in Clash of Clans? You kind of have to send them out first, make sure they get destroyed by all the traps. That's kind of what we're going to have to do. We're going to have to play this like a Clash of Clans battle.
Okay, the rest of this audio sounded so bad, so I have to re-record this. It sounded like I was underwater or some shit. Now we got man versus dog. This is another debate I've been seeing floating around the internet recently. And when I saw both of these debates going viral at once, I knew I had to make a part two.
I just couldn't avoid it at this point. I think everybody was waiting for this, sir. Maybe not. I don't know. But basically, it's similar to the 100 men versus gorilla one. It's another hypothetical. Would the average man win in a fight against the average dog? And now, if it's the average dog, the man definitely has it all day in the bag.
And we'll just be generous here. We'll say the average dog is the golden retriever or something like that. Now, for me personally, if it's the average dog, I'm winning. But if it's one of those big ass dogs that like maxed out stats, I am 100% losing. But for average dude versus average dog, the average guy's like 5'10". And, you know, I would think he's in pretty good shape or at least decent shape. And according to Google, a medium sized dog weighs about 25 to 50 pounds. And even for me, I'm not even a built dude like
that, alright? I am probably one of the skinniest dudes on the f***ing planet. I'm still winning the fight. It doesn't matter. But for some reason, some people on TikTok are saying dog. They're thinking the dog's gonna have like maxed out stats or some shit. They're acting like they're gonna have to go against like the biggest dog ever. Most aggressive dog. What?
whatever other factors people are weighing in here. If the person and the dog were like totally random, sometimes people might lose. We may have some terrible draws. We may not have good luck on our side every time. We may have a 400 pound dude versus a behemoth of a dog. It's just over for him, man. There's no saving him. Jif versus Gif. Now this debate's been going around for a while, to be honest. And a lot of the people,
that are out here saying Jif. You're wrong, bro. You're just wrong. Okay, actually, you know what? Maybe not. Maybe you're right on this one because the creator himself is saying that he prefers the Jif pronunciation, not Gif. But I've just been saying Gif my entire existence, bro. I don't think I've ever called it a Jif. Like every time I say Jif, I think of Jif peanut butter.
But then again, some people might be like, bro, what the hell is wrong with you? Why are you saying gif? But yeah, maybe I'm alone on this one. Some of you are probably like, who the f*** is we, bro? We are not saying gif. Which is better, night or morning showers? This is another one I've been seeing going around. And I gotta say, this one really depends on what you're doing during the day. Because sometimes if I got like a sweaty ass workout ahead and I'm just gonna smell like shmegma the moment I hit the gym, I'm just gonna wait till I get home, bro.
and just shower later in the day. But honestly, I think morning showers are better when you got something going on in the morning. You got like a job interview or some shit. You got to make sure you're getting ready, looking pristine, brushing your teeth so you don't have smelly ass breath. But overall, nine times out of 10, I usually take a morning shower instead of a night shower because most times when I sleep, I f***ing sweat. So I'm just going to wake up all sweaty. It's like an old grime and grease from f***ing
been sweating all throughout my sleep. So if I had to choose, I'm picking morning showers, night showers go crazy though. I can't lie. So sometimes man, depending, I might be doing both dinner with a celebrity or 500 K I've been seeing people saying Jay-Z or 500 bands, Elon Musk, or a million dollars, whatever. And in my opinion, I don't even think this should be a question. Like, why are we even questioning this? I'm taking the million dollars. Like what the
I'm not sitting down on a table with Elon Musk. This dude's talking about how I am become me. Like I'm good, bro. But I guess the other side of the argument as to why people would want to sit at the dinner with the celebrity so they can learn about money and business and shit like that and they can apply it to their own lives. But I don't know, man, me personally, I'd rather just take the million dollars, invest it, start my own business, whatever I got to do.
But even if I really don't know jack shit about business, eh, you know what? Fuck it. It doesn't matter. I'm still taking the million dollars. It's a million fucking dollars. You're telling me you're not taking that shit, really? Okay, anyways, enough of that. All right, we got to talk about the edge piece or the middle piece of a brownie, a pizza, whatever it is. Now, this one, I got to take the edge piece.
Because the pizza without crust is kind of crazy. It's a staple to the pizza, bro. You gotta have the crust. Or even brownies. I mean, for brownies, I really don't think it matters too much. But I still like the edge piece better. And also for a cake, you get more frosting on the edge piece. But if push came to shove and my only option was the middle piece, you know what? I'll take it. I don't really mind having a middle piece. I just prefer the edge piece.
Now, how do you cut your sandwich? Vertical or diagonal? Now, for me, at least, I don't really think this one makes that much of a difference. I've been cutting my sandwich vertical my entire life. You're still getting what you put on the sandwich. I don't know. This one, is it more about how the sandwich looks? I'm not really sure. But regardless, I wouldn't really mind having it cut diagonal. And I'm sure a lot of you can agree on this one. It probably just depends how you had it cut for your entire life. I just never bothered to change it.
What order do you put your socks and shoes on? For me, it is sock, sock, shoe, shoe. That's the only correct answer. Anybody that's doing anything else, you're a psycho. Okay, I'm just kidding. It's not that serious. But to me, it just makes more sense to put your socks on first. Because let's just say you're rushing out of the door. Let's say you've got a meeting in like 10 minutes. You gotta haul ass to the car.
What are you gonna run with one shoe on you're gonna lose balance and like fall over you are not gonna make it It's better if you're just running out with your socks and just put your shoes on as you're going out there That's why I just made the most sense to me Plus I wear my socks in the house anyway, and what if you're rushing and you forgot to put deodorant on? What are you gonna hobble up the steps of one shoe? That's just not gonna work. Okay, that's at least my reasoning but then again everybody's got their preferences and
I'm probably just thinking into this one way too much. Now we got, does a straw have one or two holes? Now I'm saying one. Like no debate, no question. You can literally see through the other side. How would it have two holes? That doesn't make any sense. And how would the liquid be able to traverse up the straw if it was two holes?
Why are people saying two holes? Honestly, I'm not even really sure, but if you are, I guess drop a comment. I have no idea. I looked it up and according to Google, the technological explanation is saying one hole or the topological perspective. I don't even know what the hell that means, bro. Or at least that's the AI overview. Now this next question is the question of the age.
I thought of it in my own head. I crafted up this question after hearing so many different answers from different people Do you wash your hands with cold or warm water and what made me think of this question? I walked into a public bathroom and I'll keep in mind I am at a beach and it is 90 degrees outside Tell me why the moment I went to wash my hands the water was fucking steaming hot
Why? Like who is using that warm of water on a hot sunny day at the beach? I don't know if I'm the only psychopath that washes my hands with cold water, but listen bro, I just feel like it's way more refreshing. I mean in the winter I'm using lukewarm water because obviously it's cold out, but am I the only one? Like who in the summer is using steaming hot water? And this was like three days ago, so I asked my mom what kind of water to use to wash your hands. She said warm. Like what
And all that stuff. Okay. I'm gonna end the video. I'm getting heated. But yeah, watch the last internet debates video. You'll like it if you like this one. Just click on it.