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Celebrity crushes. We all got them. I know some of you might try and deny it. Oh, I don't really have a celebrity. Yes, you do, bro. Stop lying. Hey, man, this video about to get real. I'm about to talk to the gentleman real quick. You know what I'm saying? Like, I had to shut my window for this one. As a young jit, I had a few on the roster already, bro.
I was like 10 years old and I was really keeping notes on my childhood celebrity crushes. Now my parents kept this thing on in the house called music choice, right? And I never really saw what any of these artists actually looked like until I was on music choice because it like displays a picture of them on the side. But bro, when I tell you when I saw Ariana Grande for the first time.
Oh my I instantly fell in love bro. There was no stopping me, bro. It was over. It was too late I was over here in the house hitting the greatest high notes of my entire life I was out here trying to be a singer just like ariana grande. That was my dream man But then as I moved into sixth seventh grade, I got introduced into rap But of course bro pop music in my mind. Oh, that just wasn't cool anymore, bro It was all about rap man, you know, I
I had to be one of the cool kids, man. I was trying to be popular out here. Then I laid my eyes on Nicki Minaj, bro. Tell me not, y'all saw the music video. You had to see it, all right? Only real ones know what I'm talking about. I remember, bro, when I first had an iPad,
I would literally watch that music video like almost every day. I was intrigued by it for a lot of reasons, okay? It was definitely because of the song, right? Right, guys? The song was really good. But of course, yeah, that's what I was paying attention to. The song, nothing else. But it was over. Lil' Me was falling in love. And that was the moment I realized I was straight. Now, back in my heyday, or no, it was not my fucking heyday. I was emo-ish. Back when I was in middle school, I saw the trailer for the movie called Suicide Squad.
And I'm like, all right, bro, I got to see this movie, you know, because, you know, I was emo. It kind of fit the theme, you know what I'm saying? And I went to see the movie and I'm like, damn, bro, the girl in the trailer, though. Damn, she kind of bad. Like, who is that? And years later, I found out it was Margot Robbie. What y'all know about Margot Robbie? And now she's starred in a lot of movies that I've seen, like in my recent age. Nah, bro, I don't know who.
where this margot robbie slander is coming from bro but everybody's on twitter saying she's mid well not everybody but some people on twitter are saying oh she's mid nah bro stop the cat bro we already know that she a dime bro stop playing hey man i'm sick of the margot robbie slander you know what i'm saying but eventually in middle school i really got into youtube
Like, I really got into it. I started watching, like, everybody that, like, was known in that 2016 era. Now, I know some of these people, they may not count as celebrities, but listen, y'all gotta hear me out, all right? All right, I know that doesn't sound good, but look, look, Sniper Wolf, man.
man she bad as hell bro she look bro i know i'm about to get flamed in the comments but look y'all gotta understand though she may just add no commentary to the video she's reacting to but bro like i don't know there's a recent breakup with her man i'm stepping up as the husband me personally that's tough an 11 year age difference but that's okay i ain't gonna tell anybody all right i'm
I'm not gonna lie to you. I can't really explain this one. I can't really explain why. But I definitely, as a young teenager at the time, found her through the thumbnails she used to make. Yeah. I was one of the kids clicking on those fucking videos, bro. I ain't gonna lie. And that's how I first found out about her though.
But after I found out about Sniperwolf, eventually I got into the whole Fortnite scene on YouTube in like 2018, right? And there was a streamer I used to watch all the time called Tfue, right? Everyone knows Tfue, well, everyone that played Fortnite knows who Tfue is. He was one of the biggest names in Fortnite.
But one day, bro, I saw this girl on his stream. I'm like, damn, bro, who's that? Who's that? And eventually I found out it was Karina cough, bro. I think at one point her and Tfue started dating, bro. And I think that's how I really like got introduced to her. And now she was streaming on Twitch at one point. I don't, I don't even know if she still is anymore, but she's mainly known for Instagram and, uh, OF unfortunately. But Hey bro, it's okay though. Cause, cause I,
I can fix her though. All right, bro. Let me stop. Let me stop. And now obviously, bro, if I'm speaking for the boys, I need a second opinion here. So I got to get my boy Slash on the video. Check his channel out. The link is in the description. Anyways, take it away. All right. What's up? Nice to meet y'all. My name is Slash. For those of you who don't know me, I want to quickly thank my boy Birdie for letting me on this video. All right. Cause we got a lot to talk about. All right. This man called me.
The women connoisseur here to talk about my celebrity crushes, man. And bro, when I tell you my celebrity crush list is literally longer than the naughty or nice list, bro, I'm not fucking exaggerating. I've had a crush on damn near every person in my childhood you could possibly think of. So, uh, yeah, let's just get right into this shit, bro. Now, first and foremost, all right, this woman has a special place in my heart and she always will. And that's Britney Spears, all right? I'm not talking about current Britney, all right? Although I feel bad for what happened to Britney Spears. She's absolutely awful.
the rails now, bro. She's off her fucking knocker. But if we talk about prime Britney, bro, you could not get me up off of Google searching up Britney Spears in the 90s, man. I was obsessed, dog. I'll be sitting in my bed having little dreams about the things that I could possibly do with Britney Spears, bro. It was actually extremely good.
terrible but oh my god Britney Spears was my coveted dream girl for a long time bro like seriously you cannot get Britney Spears out of my damn head now my next crush will come as a surprise to you guys because when I was eight or nine years old I used to watch the Addams Family and although Jenna Ortega is an absolute dime piece bro my crush was the OG Wednesday Addams bro from the original Addams Family movies bro like the ones in the 80s and 90s when I first saw the OG Addams Family movies bro she was in my mind for a solid month bro like bro she was an
Absolute dime piece to younger me bro. She was an absolute dime piece to younger me I don't know why but like she just was on the top of my celebrity crush list bro and me wish it we could link up and I was a damn fetus and she's a grown adult at this point because she was like my age in the 90s when she made that film and now I mean bro She's like 40 years old. You know how it is when you're delusional you think you go stand a chance with these celebrity girls, bro It's just not gonna fucking happen now my next celebrity crush
crushing on my boy the duck said it but margot robbie all right she was a top of my list too and it all started with suicide squad bro when that came out i was in love bro i wanted to be joker so bad i had so many scenarios in which i was the joker and margot robbie was my girl and i just had my way bro i was him but once i got past the delusion bro i still love margot robbie to this day bro she's an absolute beauty she's a top tier dime piece and you know i might have to speak game i just moved to la i don't know if she lives here but i might pop
out now another celebrity crush I had was Katy Perry now not only was she making hits on the billboard she was making hits in my mind from being such a baddie bro like she was just oh my god bro prime Katy Perry was different when that eye of the tiger song came out in that music video bro I would just watch that all the time if you know you know I ain't even gonna get into detail but like I said you just had to
be there. Katy Perry, dime piece, crushing my childhood that I just will never get over, bro. Another one of my celebrity crushes, Rihanna, bro. Rihanna is a dime piece, bro. If you know, you know. Like, I've had so many down, bad imagining moments with Rihanna, bro. She was like, oh my God. Rihanna was just different, bro. She is different. I don't get it. I don't give a fuck.
the fuck asap rocky watch out bro you may have just had two kids with her but i'm about to swoop her up i'm taking her bro i'm risen up i'm hitting her ass with the duke dennis and it's over she's mine locked down like rihanna's just such a black beauty bro a black queen bro like let me treat you right rihanna i don't got asap rocky money yet i don't got drink money yet but i could still show you a good time i could take you to mcdonald's or some shit or you always take me out to eat
You know? And last but not least. Alright? This ain't a childhood celebrity crush. This is a current celebrity crush. Ash Cash, bro. Ash Cash. She got a man. She got a basketball player man. But listen. Fuck that nigga. I'm him. That nigga can dunk. Well, nigga. I can make videos on YouTube. Alright? I'm friends with Bird. Let me fuck. Let me have my way. Please. And I'm not talking about sexually. Just let me have you.
Of course, we could get down and dirty once you know we get there, but nigga, I just want to have my way with you. I just want to show you you special. But yeah, Birdie, thank you for having me on this video. Appreciate you, bro. Thank you, guys. Hopefully, you enjoyed. Subscribe to me if you did. I'm dropping baggers every three days. And yeah, I'll see y'all boys soon. Peace. But of course, eventually, as any teenager would at the time, I downloaded TikTok. Yes, unfortunately, I fell victim to TikTok.
Yeah, it's kinda ass, but like, it's a nice way for like, creators to promote themselves and really grow an audience. It was a good starting foundation for creators to get an audience. But yeah, of course, I wasn't doing much. I was being a bum. I was just scrolling, scrolling, scrolling for all these days at a time until I stumbled my eyes upon...
Addison Rae. All right, a lot of you might disagree with this one, but look, a lot of you might be like, oh, well, all she did or claimed to fame was just corny dances on the camera, but listen, man, and fuck the corny dances. I can sit through that all day, bro. Look, man, you know, back in like 2019-
2018 people were like flaming creators that just did like dances and stuff. I'm not gonna lie, bro. I was really fucking with Addison Rae. I was scrolling through her page. Like I was, I was one of her number one fans. Okay. Maybe not that much, but you know, I would occasionally go through her page. I'm just being very real. I'm just being a hundred percent honest, bro. But for all my boys out there, I already know there's somebody there's gotta be somebody like if there's not bro, you're just straight cap that you saw. Like, I don't know. I
Instagram or whatever or something you were just like damn bro she bad as hell you just scrolled through her social media pages just not even thinking about the content and you saved in bro you're just lying bro I'm sorry but after that bro around that era I was put on to Madison Beer man
Look, I didn't really know much about her, to be honest with you. Like, I literally just found out, like, around that time that she did music. I didn't even know. Like, I was quite literally put on to Madison Beer. Like, my homies were like, yo, man, you gotta look up Madison Beer. Like, she bad as hell. I was like, all right, bro, I got you. They were not lying. That's all I'm gonna say. But after that, I can't really think of any more, like, between that time period from, like, 2020 to now.
But what I can tell you is that there is another very musical artist, very talented artist that I had a crush on. I still have a crush on. Isis Gastion. What y'all know about Isis, man? Hey, man, I'm her number one fan, bro. If she has no fans, I'm dead.
Well, some of her songs are kind of ass, like quite literally, but she got some hitters though. I'm not gonna lie. Like, how could I lose what I already chose? Like, okay, I sounded so zesty. Let me show. Yeah, she got planted for her looks. It's pretty obvious. I mean, a lot of people know that, but I mean, shit, man, I'm not complaining. Some of her music actually hitting sometimes. And if that makes me zesty, man, so be it, bro. Munch was pretty shit though.
Nobody knew the lyrics at the concert, bro. Like they literally clapped when she started shaking some ass, bro. That was the only time people would actually clap in their concert.
Nah, if I was an artist, man, that would crush me. That would crush my soul. But recently, bro, this year, one of my homies was like, yo, have you seen Wednesday? Right? It's coming out. It's starring Jenna Ortega. Now that name sounded very familiar to me. My homie was like, bro, trust me. You're going to want to watch the show. And I was like, hmm, who's he talking about? I don't know who this Jenna Ortega is. Sounds familiar, but I don't really know. And
Oh my God. Let's just say when I looked up Jenna Ortega, I was in heaven, bro. I floated to a whole nother dimension. And a lot of people feel the same way as me, bro. Like there was this one guy who even like went up to Jenna Ortega at like some awards show and like asked her out on a date to come.
That dude's got some nuts, bro. Props to him. If I was put in that situation, yeah, I would do the same thing. Fuck the feeling of rejection. I don't care, bro. I got to ask out Jenna Ortega. That would change my life. But as of recent, I recently got Instagram that you should follow, by the way. It's on screen right now. Now, especially if you're one of the girls I mentioned in this video, man. Drop a follow. Okay, nah, they ain't gonna see this. What the fuck am I talking? But nah, in the recent day, in the recent age, bro.
A lot of people have been talking about Brooke Monk and Livvy Dunn and rightfully so. And I'm right there with them, bro. They both been blowing up on Instagram and TikTok and they got put in Forbes and shit this year, which is cool as fuck to see. And some people sleeping. Nah, they got to wake their ass up.
the fuck? Like, look, are you seeing what I'm seeing, bro? Like, come on, man. Some people just be blind, man. Swear to God. But number one is Jordan Carter, also known as Playboy Carter. I'm kidding. Nah. My top pick, probably Jenna Ortega. I'm just going to be honest.