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Pet peeves. We all got them. And I have so many of them. Too many to count. Now, I'm not going to be talking about pet peeves that kind of just like slightly annoy me a little bit. Nah, these are the ones that annoy me to absolutely no end. I'm just going to be real. I'm a pushover. I'm a very patient person.
But sometimes certain things just drive me insane. So let's start off with some examples that a lot of you have been through yourselves. In every single class, there is always that one dude who's just licking his pencil. Sometimes I'm in class, maybe trying to do my work, take a nap, do whatever the hell. And there's this dude that's just like fucking clicking his pencil over and over again. There's a lot of other things that you could do if you're like bored in class or like you're fidgeting or whatever the hell. I don't know.
do something that doesn't make noise the whole class can hear it little bro like he's lucky i didn't go over there and just slap the pencil out of his hand most times i would try to just tune it out but sometimes it was just physically impossible slow walkers bro especially when they walk in in a group and you can't even pass them bro this is so fucking annoying sometimes i just be going the other way on purpose because one time bro i was behind this group of girls and they just looked at me disgusted when i was behind them and i'm just like bro what are you
me to do? Like just become a star NBA player, start juking around people. Look, that's just not going to happen. As much as I wish I was athletic, bro, I'm not. When I'm putting up threes, they brick in like Shaq, bro. I'm just being honest. If somebody's just walking slow, I'm like, ah, fuck it. I'll just pass them. But if they're in a group, it's raps. I just can't pass them. If I was at a park or something, okay, maybe I could.
But in a hallway or on a sidewalk, yeah, nah, there's just like not enough space. But of course, number three on the list is related to the last one. When people just be staring at you. Like if I walk into class late, everyone and their mom is staring at me. I mean, I don't know why, I really don't. Some people just glance over, which is fine, but some people are just like staring me down menacingly. And there is absolutely no escaping it. And my classes have like 35 people, so imagine that times 35.
But no, I could not imagine being in one of those big ass lecture halls in college. That's tough. I mean, looking at people is fine. I mean, we do it like every day, pretty much. Staring is kind of crazy, bro. I'm not going to lie to you. But you know what the greatest stare downs of the century were? When you saw another school on a field trip, y'all would just stare each other down just for no reason. I don't know, man. Maybe that one was just me. And sometimes I get dirty looks, which is honestly even worse than staring. I'm just
sitting there like, what did I do? Like, I don't even know. And then that just gets me in an anxious loop of thoughts. And I'm like trying to figure out what I did. That is the absolute worst, bro. Or sometimes that wasn't even meant for me. And I was overthinking a fuck ton. And now speaking of school, I did not sign up to be a teacher.
And this next pet peeve, bro, is pretty much asking me to be a teacher. Showing old heads how to use technology. Your parents, your grandparents, they don't know much about technology, right? Which is fair enough. Let's get two things straight. Okay, first of all, I am not a 24-7, 365 operating service. And number two, when I say something, we both know that you're not gonna understand shit. So just let me do it and explain it to you later. So here are some questions that my relatives have asked me in the past. Hey, hey, bro.
Hey buddy, buddy. I want to text my buddy Joe that I'm about to give him the works and pull the night. So first of all, you got to do open your text app and then, oh, am I doing it? Am I doing it? No, you're on Safari. Hey Joe. Yeah, I'm gonna give you a whooping tonight. There are no results for, hey Joe, I'm going to give you a whooping tonight. Did it send?
Yeah, it's kind of a headache. It really is. And especially I'm not exactly Hubert, the IT god over there. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes when I'm showing my parents how to do something, I don't really exactly remember how to do it. But eventually I end up figuring it out. Wet socks. Nobody likes this. Like this is just the worst feeling on the planet, bro. You just step it up
Big ass puddle. Your shoes are all wet now. Your socks are wet. Like, it's just a disaster. Like, you hear the splashing in your shoes. It feels like 80 different bacterias are starting to grow on your feet. If you're out in public and you step in a puddle, it's rats. You can't change until you get home. Like, if you were in a scenario, right? Where there was a hill that was like a fucking mountain to climb.
and there was no puddle or straight path with a puddle that you can't avoid which one would you be choosing oh i would definitely be choosing the hill bro because i am not with wet socks me personally and especially if i was sweating a little bit bro like it just produces the worst odor of all time like them wet socks about to make me girl repellent real quick like might as well just wake up and spray acts all over myself at that point you know what's even worse than wet socks
or just boof internet to begin with. Like, I'm really on that McDonald's Wi-Fi timing, bro. I'm gonna have to take my setup to a Starbucks, bro, and just start grinding at this point, because I don't know what else to do. When you're watching a YouTube video, a show, a movie, the most annoying thing is when it just...
Yeah, bro, I'm gonna be balling out on my internet package. This shit is so annoying. And when you have really bad data and you're trying to send a text message, that's another one. Like, bro, Verizon is failing me. Like, at that point, I'd rather have Cricket or goddamn Boost Mobile. Like, the way that it's going for me right now, bro, it's looking like I'm gonna be living in a cardboard box with a $700 a month internet package.
plan or some shit I don't know and now let's not even talk about airplane Wi-Fi oh my god that shit is terrible even if you pay for it like it's still really bad like that should just be going out randomly and speaking of airplanes when people clap when the plane lands it just absolutely pisses me off I don't know why like I don't know anybody who's doing that besides Drake I mean
I don't know anybody else but one time when I landed in Florida, right? Like people just started clapping when the plane landed and even when I was a kid, bro I just did not understand the point now. That's great that the pilots made a safe landing and all but like they do this every day I'm sure they don't want to hear fucking clapping when the plane lands either They're gonna have to hear that like so many times in one day now Even when I'm jet lagged as fuck after I get off a plane or something like that. Sometimes my body just reflects
refuses to sleep i don't understand why my body does this my own body is just preying on my downfall sometimes it's not like i chugged four monster energies like damn i just don't get it like i'd just be tossing and turning flipping the pillow over and over again readjusting my sleeping position and then hours pass by and then i finally fall asleep and then literally 30 minutes later i hear this
And it always goes by so fast too for no reason. And of course, if I'm waking up to an alarm, shit, we're already off to a bad start. And sometimes when people sleep, they snore. And it annoys me so much, bro. Especially when it's so loud where like the whole fucking house can hear it. Like, bro, I'm just trying to sleep. And sometimes I'm just like, what?
the hell is that noise? Like I'm thinking a Yeti just spawned in somewhere and I got to like wake up the whole crib or something. Now let's talk about tangled earbuds or tangled wires, just anything like that. Like I used to have headphones like with wires that would get tangled all the time and that shit would just annoy me to no end. Then I don't have
to waste like five minutes trying to fix it. And I already know back before AirPods, everybody tried using wired earbuds, like half tangled. Like it was just impossible. It just didn't work. You had to untangle them, bro. But sometimes, man, I just look under my desk. There are so many wires. I'm like, you know what? I'm not even going to try untangling that. Like it's just, it would take days to do. Now this one just annoys me probably more than most people.
When people micromanage you or they like treat you like you're a child or something. Timothy, stop playing games on your laptop. I've seen you on your laptop four times this class now. Like shut the hell up. Nobody cares. It's your choice. You want to play some random ass flash game, watch Netflix or do whatever the hell in class.
Some of you might even be watching this video while in class. If they tell you to put your laptop away, just tell them that this video is educational. Just pause it here and show the teacher this frame. Trust me, they'll believe you. Anyways, as for micromanaging, I don't know if there's any older birdie viewers in the audience. If you have a job, there is always that manager that is up your ass crack. Okay, pause, pause. They're just like hovering over you 24-7. Yep, did it.
You missed a spot. Work a little bit faster. Will you duck? Holy shit. These tables are not going to clean themselves. Drink a Red Bull if you have to. And he'll do this every 10 minutes. Like get off my dome piece, please. Like the job itself already sucks. Like, please do not make it any worse for me. Like, goddamn. Just make sure you're finding jobs with chill managers. Getting asked a nosy question. Yeah, this one's really fucking annoying.
Like some people really out here trying to know your entire life story. If somebody says, I don't really want to answer that, please respect them. Don't be like, please bro, you gotta give me an amount, man. Like, come on. That's what some people be saying with like YouTube. They're like, oh my God, bro. Yo, I see like you're famous on YouTube, man. Like how much money do you make? Uh, I don't really want to. Yo, just like drop a dollar, man. You don't.
You just be honest. Honestly, sometimes I be caving because I'm like, shit, bro. I don't even know. I just want them off my back. So I just give them a random dollar amount. And then they're like, holy shit, bro. Yo, that's insane. Oh my God. Like I told them I was spending weekends with Bill Gates and Elon Musk and just like
casual billionaire party, he would have fucking believed me. I mean, I guess some people want to be a YouTuber. They're like curious about like how much the field pays or whatever. That's a little bit different. Like bro, but if you're pressing it out of me to try and get the answer, man, that's a completely different story. So I would say on this list, you know, there's a lot of things that annoy me. But honestly, the most annoying thing that...
I could think of on this list, bro, is chewing with your mouth open. A lot of people get annoyed when someone talks when they eat. But honestly, I don't think it's as bad as this. Like chewing with your mouth open. Like it just makes a smacking noise that you do not want to hear. Like it's just really annoying. Especially when there's spit everywhere. It's getting in your face. Like Jesus Christ, that's just disgusting. I'm not trying to hear an ASMR video while I'm sitting in the cafeteria, bro.
Like they over here eating like they're about to consume a whole Nick avocado mukbang, bro. It's insane But yeah, those are my pet peeves want more videos to watch I have an entire playlist of videos just like this right here