School Buses Be Like...
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I'm sure so many of you watching this video have taken the bus to school. If you haven't, well, consider yourself lucky. I took the bus all the way until my senior year of high school. And it really was a journey, I must say. So when you take the bus, it's already a pretty L start to the day, because you gotta wake up way earlier than everybody else. And if your school got a doodoo a-

Start time, then good luck getting up in the morning. My school started at 7.15, and my bus came at 6.30. So that meant I had to get up at 6 if I wanted to even be close to catching the bus. I was not ready for the day. I would eat like a yogurt every morning. Then after that, I'd have to haul ass to the bus stop, and the bus was just there waiting for me. So I would just look like an idiot walking all the way down my street. I had no choice but to run, which fucking sucked. So when I got there, after everybody just...

watching me awkwardly run with a big ass backpack. It was a mystery who your driver was. Ah, shit. Another day of school. Here we go. Good morning, miss. Hey, good morning, kiddo. How you doing? I'm doing fantastic. So yeah, as you know, I did not expect my bus driver to sound like a linebacker. I mean, she looked like a woman.

So I was just saying good morning to be polite. And she was probably thinking to herself afterward, ah, these kids are a bunch of assholes. I don't know. Now you're on the bus. Where do you sit? A lot of shenanigans go down in the back. So I sat like right in the middle. And of course, when you walk on the bus, that smell of an old shitty bus hits your nose. I sit down and I see a bunch of holes poked into the seat. And when I would sit down, the smell of piss would just hit my nose. I'm like, did somebody really pee in that hole? Jesus Christ.

So I thought to myself, okay, let me put my earbuds in so I stay awake and I don't get hazed. I put on some like loud ass chief music to stay awake. But even that didn't help. I was still like bobbing and weaving the entire bus ride. Now, most of the time, my bus rides are pretty uneventful.

Especially in high school. But in middle school, it was impossible to fall asleep on the bus. So during middle school, I would get on the bus and everybody's already cracked out at like 6 in the morning. Now, my bus, the kids that were chill would just sit in the front. And the people that were up to some shenanigans would sit in the back. And during my ride in middle school, it was like screaming and moaning galore, bro. Like one motherfucker had a soundboard open, was just playing random memes. This shit sucks ass. Yo, did you guys see that Naruto episode?

God damn, what are y'all doing? It's like 7:00 in the morning. Holy shit, dude, these guys in the back need to shut the fuck up, man. It's like a whole circus act back there. Hey, can you kids shut the fuck up back there? I'm trying to drive the bus. Yeah, we're definitely gonna crash. Yeah, I would say the chances of the bus crashing...

Which is so much greater in middle school because the amount of shit the kids in the back of the bus would do sometimes whole ass fights would be breaking out your ride truly was going to be a mystery like you just didn't know what you were in for for today you just had to sign up for some crazy ass shit for the day

Bro, that's crazy.

We really have no other option. Damn, at least we got some free entertainment for the day. That's a plus. And of course, in this scenario, it got way too rowdy. And after this whole fight broke out, right? The bus driver would scream at the top of her lungs. Hey, I've had enough of you kids. It's time for a silent bus because y'all don't know how to shut the fuck up.

Alright, I'm not trying to get fucked up by a linebacker today, so I'm keeping my mouth shut. Oh yeah, it went dead silent. You know, she would also threaten us with, uh, oh, I'll tell the principal. I'd say it was a pretty effective method to get everyone to shut up. I'm like, oh, thank God. A peaceful bus ride. So we finally arrive at the school, somehow in one piece. I get up out of my seat. My ass hurts from sitting on that uncomfortable-ass seat. And my legs are burning from the seat heater at the bottom.

I'm like, oh, thank god. I'm off this bus, but I thought before school was worse, you know seven in the morning shenanigans I thought that was really bad But after school everybody somehow had like 10 times more energy than they did before So there were like 50 different buses lined up in like three different rows and you had to like somehow Find your bus every day in like less than five minutes. Usually they parked in the same spot Thank god, but sometimes they weren't parked in the same spot or they would take a different bus for the day

So one day I get out of school and I'm looking for the bus. I'm like, come on, where the fuck is it? Where is it? Is it in the back? No, is it in the other two rows? I don't know. All the buses leave and I'm just standing there like an idiot watching all the buses leave. And I just start walking towards the front of the school because I'm like, all right, I guess I'll just sit there because

I don't really know where else to sit. So I was just sitting there for like two hours. I was like, damn, I really had to miss the bus, huh? So I just started playing Clash Royale or some shit. And I ended up calling some friends to pass the time. Yo, how the fuck did you miss the bus, bro? Yeah, don't ask questions. I don't know how the hell that happens.

And my mom came to pick me up and she's like, "Wow, you are an idiot." I'm like, "I know." Hey, shit happens. What the hell are you gonna do about it? So when I would get on the bus, I was like, "Ah, thank God I found it." And then everybody was like turning up. There was freestyles going on back there. There was even people selling each other stuff. This is what a typical after school day on the bus looked like for me. Hey, yo, put on a beat real quick. Put on a beat. Yo, I'm about to kill this shit. You ready? You ready? Dude, I'm putting on my AirPods. What the hell is this? I'm listening to Uzi instead.

Ay, running killers in the trap. Ay, ay, on a beat we never kept. Ay, ay. Oh, he's going off. Holy shit. Running on this beat like it's track. Ay, ay. Yo, he killed that shit. What the hell? And you never know with these freestyle kids, you know? It could be like some white kid from the suburbs saying he's trapping like crazy. Now, people wouldn't only freestyle. They would just randomly scream. Like, it was so fucking loud, I couldn't even hear myself talk.

Every time I wanted to actually talk to someone, I literally had to yell at them because of all the screaming and other chaos going on on the bus. And honestly, at this point, the bus driver kind of gave up at getting everyone to shut up because it was damn near impossible. Like, I mean, it was after school. The bus is going to be loud. She was like speeding through the highway, swerving through lanes. Like she was just trying to get us home as fast as possible. Now is one of the first stops. And I'm like, God damn, thank God I'm out this bitch, bro. When I got off the bus, sometimes my ears would be ringing.

Like I would forget my earbuds and I would have to listen to whatever the hell that was for the day. Now the absolute worst time to be on a bus is during a field trip. Now let me tell you, it sucked. Like it was so bad. We were all cramped like little sardines on this goddamn bus. They squeezed as many people as possible on the bus. Like they said three to a seat. I'm like, holy shit, is that even possible?

Of course, I was stuck on the end. My ass was hanging off the seat the entire ride. I was just thinking to myself, fuck, I'm definitely going to be that one kid that falls. And then we were going to like an amusement park. So it was about like two hours away from the school. Now the entire bus ride, I kid you not, the entire ride, people were just singing. I'm like, goddamn, bro. Thank God I at least liked the music that they were singing or else there would have been problems.

Yeah, sure, it is really annoying when everybody and they mama singing the song, but it was at least a song that I liked, so I was okay with it. I mean, the songs that were popular at the time were like The Race by Tay-K, I Spy with Lil Yachty. Those are just some examples to name a few. But honestly, the worst part?

was the leg cramps I got after the two hours of going. In high school, we went to the same place and we literally got like a luxurious ass bus. There were TVs on the bus. They were playing like Jurassic Park. I'm like, God damn, this is like the best experience I've had on a school bus. And the school actually went all out. I'm like, holy shit. Honestly, I've never seen this before.

And I was like, you know what? The $100 for this field trip? Damn, that shit was worth it. I'm not gonna lie. And even though people were doing the same thing, just singing songs the whole time, it was still nice. And it was the first time I ever got off a bus and my ass didn't hurt. Like, it was crazy. Everybody was talking about the latest tea. I was getting the scoop, of course. I was listening in. I absolutely had to.

It was important information at the time. Okay discovering whether brad was cheating on anastasia It was so important and uh school buses all in all I rate them a 2 out of 10 But now that luxurious ass bus 10 out of 10 that is unbeatable. Anyways, thank you guys for 30k Y'all are the goats want another video to watch watch this video on screen. Anyways, i'm out. Bye