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Quick announcement before the video starts, my plushie is currently at 68 sales. Thank you for the support on that. If we reach 200 sales, I'll be running a giveaway for plushies and gift cards, which will be announced next week. If you haven't got yourself one, go buy one. The link's in the description. It's limited time only. And once the plushie reaches 200 sales, it'll be funded and shipped out. Shower thoughts. Everybody has them. Unless you're musty, of course. Point being that everybody takes showers, and you think outside of the box at some point.
And the reason why your brain goes crazy when you jump into the shower is because you're alone with your thoughts, bro. No phones, no technology in the shower. It's just you in the water. Or how some of you might even bring your phones with you in the shower. And who knows, somebody might be watching this video while taking a shower. Now here are some of the thoughts I've experienced while taking a shower. The random thoughts. We all have some kind of weird or random thought when we hop in the shower. Like it's all of a sudden you just become a philosopher. You just-
opens your third eye as soon as the water hits your face wait so why is a hospital the only building you leave without entering yo hurry the up what are you doing in there and who are you talking to uh nobody or sometimes these random thoughts will just even come up in conversation randomly yo rick happy birthday my boy yes sir how old are you bro yeah i'm turning 20. like damn i'm aging pretty fast well technically you're not aging you're slowly dying bro
For shower thoughts, there's a time and a place. If it's gonna kill the vibe, don't say it. Because sometimes shower thoughts get way too deep. And sometimes it even enters the territory where these random or obscure thoughts make you question your life. One shower thought in particular I saw when looking for this video makes me never want to shake somebody's hand again. Like it's making me rethink my entire life. Or the fact that there's probably so many people
pictures of me out there. Like, holy fuck. Now that I think about it, I don't know how many times I've been in the background of people's pictures or the fact that on command, when somebody says you're now breathing manually, you're no longer on autopilot. The ones that make you question reality kind of freak me out a little bit. Like, bro, I'm just trying to live my life. I don't want to think about my life this way. My brain is my number one op in that moment. Like, bro, I'm just trying to take a shower in peace. I don't want to
think about all this weird shit. And of course, we all get intrusive thoughts in the shower. What if I spar to kick this woman in the face? Like, she goes back to grab some nail polish and I just twist my hips and give her a full-blown Bruce Lee? Sometimes I think about slapping a kid's ice cream cone on the ground, then shaking them and saying, Remember me forever.
Yo, what the hell are you doing with that pencil, bro? Hmm, wonder what would happen if I just stabbed my eye. I should have never had small pets while growing up. Even from an early age, I was like, what if I put this parakeet in the juicer? Or the gerbil in the microwave? Especially when the shower's interrupted. A great one, matter of fact. Like, you're having a whole concert in the shower. You're not just singing, bro. Like, there's speakers blaring. A crowd formed around you, metaphorically, in your mind. Jump in the house, jump in the house, jump in the house, jump in the house, jump in the house, jump in the house, jump in the house.
What the fuck was that? I want to grab that cat, become the next goddamn Steven Gaskowski, and just fucking punt that bitch like a goddamn field. And if I saw that cat bro trust, I would be next up on the NFL draft. Like nothing is more annoying than getting your peace interrupted in the shower. Like sometimes I even play like some calming music or
Or meditation music, so I can just become one with the water. And just completely clear my mind after a long, musty day. And of course, that's when I have the most intellectual of thoughts. Another type of thinking loop that I fall into constantly while in the shower is regrets or just any embarrassing moments. Like you could just think about a scenario like this. Hi. Hi. How?
How's it going? I'm doing good. How about you? Good. How about you? It happens to the best of us, all right? It happens all the time. Enjoy your meal. Thanks, you too. Bro, did you just say you too? You're a fucking- Or moments like this make me just like, damn, that was pretty embarrassing. I don't know why I open my mouth sometimes. And those are just like the small embarrassing moments. You know, as I climb up the ladder, I think of more embarrassing moments. Like ones that make me shiver every time I think about it. Uh...
Are you okay? Like, are you having a seizure? Hi. Hi. Hello? I don't know why I get caught up in these embarrassing moments so much. I really just have to think about it this way that people are probably going to forget about it. And the fact that there's probably just thousands of more people embarrassing themselves right now. So you know what? I'll be okay.
it ain't that deep, bro. Awkward moments happen to the best of us. And besides, bro, if we're perfect, we'd be walking around like we're from the metaverse or we're AI generated. We all got imperfections. Doesn't matter who you are. Like, throughout my day, everything is fine, but literally in the shower, I don't know what it is, these awkward moments just start popping up. Or sometimes when I'm in my bed at like 3am. Like, my brain will just
bring up some random ass memory from sixth grade when I'm in the shower. Like, oh yeah, remember that time where you were showing off a Minecraft t-shirt in the sixth grade? Yeah, that was a good one. My brain is not trying to see me win right now. So that's why I try to get out of the shower as quick as possible. All right. I don't want my brain to sink into all these awkward moments. And that's why this just happens to the most of us. We just have all these thoughts and then we just soak in the warm water for minutes and minutes on end. Huh? What the
What the fuck happened? Wait, what the fuck? Hold on. What time is it? It's eight. Holy shit. I'm going to be late as fuck. Jim, there's truly no excuse for you to be tardy to school. My bad, miss. I was just contemplating my life in the shower. Why are you standing up, mister? Sit down. Well, I'm trying to choose wisely. I don't want to sit next to the weird kid that growls at me because the seat that you choose in class can change your life. Think about it. Yo, that was actually a bad guy. Class, quiet down.
Amen. It happens to the best of us. We all get lost in our thoughts in the shower sometimes. Like one time, I kid you not, I was in the shower for like fucking 20 minutes and I didn't even know. And I was late to school that day. Of course. And thinking of the worst outcome is another thing that comes with overthinking that happens a lot.
Especially in the shower. Sometimes you just make up fake scenarios in your head that make no sense. You think of your dream life, or you think of something that you want to happen in life. And sometimes you just imagine a good scenario going so well in your head, you just decide to try it. Like, this is how you think it would go versus how it actually went. Hey, uh, Mikayla, I know we've, like, never talked before, but, um, would you want to go to prom with me? Yeah, of course, it'd be an honor to go to prom with the one and only...
what's your name again? John. Oh, oh yeah, John, John. And this is how it actually went. Ew, who the fuck are you? When people say the worst thing she can say is no, that's a lie. Just remember that. There can be much worse said. Now, of course, since you basically just become a philosopher in the shower, like it's just in your blood as soon as you jump in the water, you start to devise a plan. Sometimes I just
be thinking of my entire future and what I'm gonna do with my life when I'm in the shower. I got my entire life figured out from what I'm gonna do that day, like go to the gym, work on a video, to the future. Get a white picket fence, four kids, a wife, and a nice suburban home. Like, that
I really have it all figured out sometimes when I'm in the shower. But then I think to myself, actually, no, I don't really want that life. A rich billionaire lifestyle, a mansion, a yacht, a private jet, a 10 out of 10 wife right beside me, and just some exquisite dining. And sometimes I imagine scenarios about my fake life. I really do get deep into thought sometimes, bro. It's crazy. Like, I just imagine myself going to Fiji and just chilling on an island or going to the Bahamas, you know, somewhere nice where I could just
soak in the warmth and i can say that i truly want at life and then reality sets in and i'm like ah i got mr jones class in five minutes i'm the furthest away from a mansion i'm not even close to an island it is cold as out and i get no on top of that tough like come on bro i was enjoying my dream life for the the five minutes that i thought about it or sometimes i get hit with a wave of motivation once i have this thought about my dream life it's kind of like that 3am motivation type deal and i'm sitting there i'm like all right
As soon as I get out of the shower, I'm gonna make changes, bro. I'm making big moves as soon as I get out of the shower. I'm gonna be moving in silence, bro. And then when I get out of the shower, I fold like a fucking MacBook Air. I'm just a drone scrolling on goddamn Instagram. Like, I really do think sometimes that I can change my life around for the better. I'm like, damn, I
All right, I'm gonna do all this and I just don't fucking do it. It's kind of tough. I mean, that's just what happens. As soon as that wave of motivation goes away, yeah, you just no longer feel motivated to do anything somewhat productive. Want another video to watch? Watch this video on screen. Anyways, I'm out.