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you may have heard the term yo the meat right now stop being such a munchin on his meat and to be honest with you we need like 50 billion pauses after that like holy but today we talk about the art of meat riding what exactly is meat riding how does one meat ride or become a meat rider well i'm gonna tell you today so you can avoid being a meat right and the term meat rider a lot of you might be asking well where does it originate from
Of course, it originates from TikTok. I mean, no surprise there. And the term is just very overused, bro. I'm not gonna lie to you. Some people could be like, y'all messing with that new pink tape, bro. And they'd be like, oh yeah, the meat writing's crazy. You know what I'm saying? Like he literally just said he liked the songs. Like it is not that deep. He is not meat writing, bro. He just simply enjoys something. And if you give your opinion on something on TikTok, like, I don't know, like, yeah, say pink tape was good, for example.
Get ready for the comments, bro, because it's about to be crazy. Everyone's just going to start spamming Meat Rider, or some people might just give you a whole ass reason as to why you're a Meat Rider and the album sucks. Oh, well, technically, Little Uzi Vertical did not do this, that, and the third on this out, like, bro.
People can't have opinions anymore. That's kind of wild. Like, if you have an opinion, bro, like, at this point, just expect to get called a meat rider. And of course, there are some people who don't just enjoy things, all right? They take this to an entirely different level. Some people literally just, like, sit there and obsess over their favorite creator, basketball player, or whoever, every single day. And if something bad happens, kind of, like, relating to them.
It just ruins their entire day. They're like no man that new dream didn't drop man My day's ruined like dude, it's not that deep. It's literally just a goddamn minecraft video And if jimmy butler loses all that one number one jimmy butler d rider He's gonna be fucking crying for like days on end like yo, it is a basketball game like what?
I don't remember it being that deep. It's literally just men throwing a goddamn ball around and shooting hoops. And I don't think Jimmy Butler would, you know, care that you're just sitting there crying about him losing. Like, do you really think he's going to care? Bro's a millionaire, right? Like, he does not give a fuck. Maybe a billionaire. I don't know. Or some people talk about how LeBron is the best dude to ever touch the basketball, man. He is actually a god. No one compares to him in the league. Like, he is just an absolute goat. And that is meat riding right there.
Like, holy shit, dude. You are not just a fan at this point. You got a whole ass parasocial relationship with LeBron James. You got LeBron posters all over your room, bro. You got a LeBron jersey that you wear 24-7 while you sleep, you eat, you goddamn beat your mi- You know what I'm saying? I mean, sure, he's a good basketball player, right? But there's no need for the goddamn de-stroking. You know what I'm saying? But not only do people meet ride sports players and sports teams, right? And making a huge deal out of it.
People also meat ride content creators, like I was mentioning earlier. Dream. That dude was all over Twitter. People were making like the weirdest art of Dream and just, we're thinking about Dream 24/7. Like they practically had no in real life contact. Like their only contact was through Dream on the internet, which I mean, he didn't even know that this person existed, right? Stans were on a whole different level of meat riding.
Like, it is insane. And even, like, with girl content, I mean, it counts as meat-riding, bro, I'm not gonna lie to you. It counts. Like, if you sit there and obsess over K-pop, and you tell somebody that, "Bro, if you hate K-pop, just-just off yourself, bro." Like, bro, it's just so disrespectful. I don't know why people do that. It's just awful. Like, I don't know- I don't know why people just obsess over, uh, people on YouTube, or people who make music, or whatever, just so much to the point where they literally argue with people.
about why it's good or bad or whatever and they just kind of literally have a screaming match that nobody's nobody's gonna care about in the grand scheme of things they're really out here acting like their favorite creator or musician's gonna be like yeah bro let's go fight for me right now bro we getting it back in blood out here like no we just not give a fuck
Like I just guarantee you that he does not care There's no need to beef with somebody else in the comment section and like tell them to off themselves over music Like that is just ridiculous music has acquired taste and it's like one of the most subjective things on the planet So I don't see the point in that. I mean if I think the music's trash, whatever I think it's trash, but you think it's good. Whatever. I don't care
Like, me personally, I'm not really rocking with the emo music, right? Like Lil Xan, Lil Peep. Like, me personally, bro, I think they suck. And you know what? At this point, we might just have to agree to disagree, all you Lil Xan and Lil Peep lovers out there. And in the comments, bro, the meat writing might actually be nuts, bro. I might actually get comments like, um, well, Aka Chilli, Lil Peep, and Lil Xanax. And they'll explain in like five paragraphs why they're the greatest musicians to ever touch the mic.
And not only does this, like, come into play with content creators, musicians, d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d
What? Holy shit, I can't talk. But people who are very opinionated, like Andrew Tate or Sneeko or people like that or politicians. There's a lot of people online who like to share their political opinions and shit like that. Like Hasanabi, Andrew Tate, Sneeko, whoever. I don't know. I don't see the point in sharing your political opinion online. It's just kind of just annoying. I'm not gonna lie. I mean, sure, there's like a select group of people that do want to hear about that, but bro,
Personally, men, I just think it's annoying and I think you guys would absolutely fucking hate me if I were to sit on here and share my political take. But some people take these very opinionated people online or people who like to share their political views, right? And they don't think for themselves!
Like, the glazing is nuts in this scenario. Some people are just such sheep. They literally look at Andrew Tate, right? And they just think he is the greatest man alive and he can say no wrong. They don't even think for themselves, bro. Like, that's what I don't understand. How are you gonna go over here and say, oh yeah, he's right, he's right, he's right, but...
You don't know what's right for yourself. Like, you're sitting there just, like, believing everything he says. People just cannot critically think nowadays. Like, people just meet Ryan and Andrew Tate for no reason. And people do this with creators such as Ben Shapiro and other motherfuckers. I don't know. Like...
To be honest with you, I really don't know. I don't watch creators like this because, like I said earlier, it's annoying. Like, holy fuck, bro. People might as well just put on a cowboy hat and get a goddamn lasso the way they be riding that me. Like, it is insane. Social media is just a goddamn echo chamber, bro. It feeds you what you want to hear. That's just the truth of the matter. And if you're, like, more left-leaning or right-leaning, you're just gonna get fed that content. And you're just gonna be in an echo chamber of, like, yeah, man...
That's right. This person's right or whatever. And yeah, they have the right takes. And no.
No, like that's just not how it works, bro That literally is what just turns you into a meat rider, bro Like i'm not even kidding like obviously youtube tiktok and all these algorithms They know what you want to hear All right, and they're gonna keep feeding you that shit. They want to make as much money off your ass as possible, bro They're gonna keep doing it There's people that will literally just sit there and defend somebody until you know, the earth just goddamn explodes I don't know but
People like defending EDP, for example. That's a pretty good example. You know, recently, you already know what went down, right? Bro wanted a cupcake and people were just somehow saying that it's a hoax or whatever. Like, oh, EDP wouldn't do that, bro. Like, no, man, he's just a goat. And people still support him on TikTok and shit, even though bro is a weirdo.
all right the cameras caught his ass in 4k every fat roll on his body is in you know just top-notch hd you know what i'm saying like you can see the sunglasses everything like it's all there the proof is right there i mean i mean somehow people are just so blind to it they don't want to believe it and that's it right there that everybody just wants to be blind to that's right in front of them they never want to change their opinion like if they have an
an opinion, they're just going to stick with it forever. Like they're never going to look at, you know, something else that's like in front of them and be like, Hmm, you know, maybe, maybe, maybe this person's right. You know, they, they will just stand by their opinion until the end of time, bro. That EDP is somehow not a weirdo, even though there's proof right in front of them. And a lot of you might be wondering, yeah, man, how do you go D1 at this point? Like, so this is how you become a D1 meat rider. All right. This is, you never want to fucking do this.
So you find a content creator, streamer, or whoever. Just somebody that you like, alright? You enjoy their music. So for me, I would pick Destroy Lonely, right? Okay, I like his music. And how you become a meat rider is, for example, I would get the opium aesthetic. I got that shit going, alright? The Rickos, all black, black hoodie, very ominous, mysterious music.
And then I just start rapping myself, right? I start rapping. I'm rapping over Destroy Lonely type beats with this sound. And if somebody says Destroy Lonely's trash on Twitter, oh, I'm on their ass, man. It's over. I'm defending the GOAT until the end of time, man. And I'm just gonna make tweets every day about how he's the best artist to ever touch the mic. And nobody can outdo him. And I'm gonna post some Destroy Lonely news on my page and...
Just become a Destroy Lonely fan page, alright? How you meat ride is essentially you're literally just a stan at this point. And of course, I made a whole video on stans. And of course, you never, ever, ever, ever want to get caught meat riding on the internet, bro. Or else, it's your ass, man. I'm just saying. Getting caught meat riding is like committing a crime. There's no coming back from it. Okay, maybe it's not that- Okay, it's not that bad. It's not that bad.
Now I forgot one more and this has got to be the ultimate ultimate meat rider Now this person meat rides for the sake of gaining something in return Or you just like spam them for a feature like yo, bro Can I get a feature or a collab or whatever and they don't even bat an eye at you bro? And meat riding is how not to get a collab. First of all, if you ask for a collab, you're not gonna get one
Like, that's just how it is, you know? Collabs should be given to you. You should be putting in that work and people will be like, damn, bro's worthy of a collab. Or if they just think you're a cool person in general and you're like, yeah, bro, I've been talking to him for a while. Like, he seems cool. That's when it actually happens, bro. If you meat ride somebody to their goddamn grave, they are not going to give you a collab. Anyways, that's the video. Bye.