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Fashion trends. Yeah, a lot of them are really goofy. I mean, especially in this day and age when you got Sam Smith walking around like this at the goddamn runway. Now, I'm somebody who preaches you can wear whatever the hell you want. I don't care, but I mean, in this day and age, bro, like, I don't even know what people are wearing. Like, you're just gonna get flamed. Walking in with the Balenciaga kitchen floor fives is kind of insane. I'm not gonna lie. But first up on the list, we got the big red boots.
Or any exotic shoe. Like recently I saw an Instagram post by Drake wearing what seems to be a Pillsbury Doughboy-ass shoe. Like seriously, what the fuck is that? Like Drake looks like he got them baby feet. Pause. Alright, that sounded like something Drake would say. My bad, my bad. Like I'm convinced that people on TikTok are just celebrities. They're just bored. So they're just wearing the stupidest shit they can think of. I mean, again, I'm not stopping you.
But just in my opinion, bro, you look goofy as shit. Especially with those big red boots. Like some dude wore that to his graduation. Bro, you're gonna remember that moment forever. And then you're just gonna be sitting there like, wow, I wore the fucking big red boots and I was out here looking like goddamn Astro Boy at my graduation. And this company literally just pumping out like the most...
memeable shoes of all time. Like, they made croc boots? Like, and they even made, like, you know one of those things, like, you get on your foot when you break your foot or some shit? They made that into a shoe! Like, how is that even a shoe? Like, I don't understand. Like, you're gonna think their ass broke their foot or something and be like, oh, I'm sorry, what happened? Oh, nah, I'm just wearing this. Like, what the
That's kind of crazy. Like, me personally, I would never be caught dead in that. Now, we gotta talk about panda dunks. Now, this one's obviously not as bad as the last one. I mean, these ones are just really common. Like, you see everybody and their mom wearing these. It's like the most basic shoe out there. And sometimes basic isn't bad, but when everyone and their mom's wearing it,
Yeah, I don't know. Now it's now it's kind of bad. But some people swear to God that they really got like the shoe game on lock just because they're wearing panda dunks, bro. Like you don't just stop. Stop lying to yourself. You don't. Literally every Starbucks girl and their mom's got a pair of these. Like I swear to God, bro. And you know what's even worse than the panda dunks? Beat forces. Why do people wear beat air forces? I don't understand. The whole point of wearing air forces is to make sure lean, sleek look. Key word.
word clean and bro you do not look clean with beat ass forces that you look like you ran like goddamn 10 miles through mud in like listen bro if you've had them johns for like two years it's time to get another pair because chances are they're creased to fucking death and they got dirt marks all over them but if you're wearing them to like a concert that's fine but but nah wearing these to like school or any event is kind of crazy like imagine you're doing a presentation and your ass has got beat up air forces and you're just standing up there
Like yours is gonna look really stupid. Like if you had clean air forces, everybody be like damn bro takes care of his shoes. Holy shit overall clean air forces are just a better look. Yeah, I mean even though it's a really common shoe. It just has way more versatility than the panda dunks. Like it's a lot easier to match things with and that's the point and that's why most people have a pair. Now for some reason, I don't know why I've seen a resurgence in all black. You know, these people are acting like we're in 2009, bro.
I've seen a resurgence in emo drip. And some people might be like, wait, why is that? Opium. Y'all know Playboi Carti and the rest of them pretty much. Yeah, they have like this fashion trend where like, I don't know, people dress in all black, I guess. That's like the whole point. They got the Rick Owens on. Like they dropped a couple bands just to look like Playboi Carti. You know, some people,
even got the red hair going. Like, they got it going crazy. Like, at this party I was at, this dude pulled up, and he looked exactly like Cardi. I was like, holy shit, no way. It's him in the flesh. Like, I'ma be real with you, y'all gotta stop glazing. I mean, I listened to his music, I listened to all of goddamn Opium, right? But...
What the hell is the point of dressing up just like him? Like, I just didn't understand that, really. Now, along with this fashion trend, this just doesn't come with the fashion itself, bro. You gotta be the number one Cardi meat rider, bro. You gotta say, oh my god, if you hate Playboi Cardi, you have to jump off a bridge, like, right now. Like, you gotta do it, bro. You gotta make conspiracies about when he's gonna drop music.
You also have to do the most to try to get his attention. Chase him on the goddamn highway if you have to, bro. I literally witnessed this live, bro. I was in front of people chasing this motherfucker. I went to Summer Smash and saw this with my own eyes, bro. That is insane. I saw a bro drive by and I heard people scream from a distance. Kurt!
Oh my god, and they started running towards his fucking black suburban like people were running on the road like traffic had to stop like That's kind of crazy, bro. Like you'd think it would just stop at a fashion trend, but no, oh it got much worse Now let's talk pajamas. I think this trend's kind of stupid. I mean sure. Yeah, it's kind of cool to be comfortable all the time I mean hell I wear shorts and sweatpants, but bro, bro, you pull it off
Like you just rolled out of bed. Like, come on, bro. Did you even hop in a shower? Like some kids in my classes still are repping the pajama pants. And I mean, obviously I'm not going to knock them for it because Jesus, college is fucking bright and early. Those morning classes are brutal as shit. But if you're walking around in that for the whole day, you're crazy. Like, I'm sorry. You're kind of crazy for that one. Now let's talk the pants. You know what I'm talking about, bro. The flare pants, bro.
The forbidden pants. And now with this trend, I'm not exactly complaining. I'ma be real. The pants themselves kind of just look goofy. But damn, bro, you know what I'm saying? I'm getting sidetracked, bro. Well, best believe every dude in the school gonna try and riz him up after this one. That's all I'm saying, bro. She gonna come home with like fucking 50 Snapchats. All right, let's talk this thing.
I don't really know exactly what it is. I'm not gonna lie to you. I don't know what it's called. All I know is as soon as Yeet started wearing it, it became a trend. I know he wasn't the first ever person on the internet to touch this thing, but still, he made it trending. I don't even know what they are, bro. Like every concert I went to, there were mad heads wearing these things. I think it's called like a baklava or something like that. I just looked it up, but bro, I don't even know how to pronounce it. But if I buy that John on Amazon for $11, I'm Yeet.
I'm officially him. I'm sure the intention of this was to just wear this in the winter. But bro, this concert I went to was in the fucking summer! The middle of the summer in goddamn Chicago. Bro, it was like 90 degrees. Why are you wearing this thing? You're gonna be fucking sweating. Like the whole point of it was to wear it when it gets cold. Like that's the whole point. Now you just look like you're gonna rob a store. Another mask type thing I've seen was this one. I don't know, the mask with the little ears.
I don't really know what it is, to be honest with you. It does look kind of drippy, I'm not gonna lie to you. But me personally, if cops speed by and see my ass wearing that thing, I'mma be put in handcuffs, that's all I'm saying. Or some Karen's gonna call the cops on me for a suspicious activity, even though I was just walking down the street. It's like wearing a blue bandana in the middle of O-Block and not expecting to get shot. At that point, bro, you're putting your life on the fucking table doing that.
Or sometimes people just wear like a regular ski mask. Ski masks were meant for skiing, bro. Like trying to have a thug image on the internet with it is kind of crazy. I'm not going to lie. But to be honest, it kind of goes hard in most circumstances. Now let's talk about the e-girl and e-boy fits. Now these outfits, I've seen them a little bit here and there. Now, even though this became a trend like a while ago, I still see it to this day. But recently, I don't know why...
But for some reason, Hello Kitty has like resurged from the fucking dead and everybody is like wearing like some kind of Hello Kitty drip. I don't know. And now there's kind of levels to this shit with the e-girl, e-boy look. Like somebody could be out here repping rainbow hair, 50 billion nose rings, etc, etc. You get the point. And along with this trend comes with some characteristics of these people. E-girls and e-boys tend to spend their time on the internet.
Right? Like they tend to be people who date on discord and things of that nature. When the power goes out, the relationship's over. That's it. The relationship is currently put on hold just like that. Or sometimes e-boys be doing like the weirdest faces and dances on TikTok. Like it's so weird, bro.
Like there's a video of a dude spitting on the goddamn camera and being like, um, I actually own you by the way. Like shut the fuck. Like I don't even know what the fuck that means. But obviously not everybody who dresses like that acts like that. I mean, that's pretty self-explanatory. But like I said earlier, there are levels to that.
Let's talk 3D hoodies. These are absolute fucking garbage. Like you got the motherfuckers repping the wolf one. There's even a ramen one. Like what even is this, bro? And don't even get me started on the anime 3D hoodies. Oh my God, not.
You know the hoodie like I don't even have to mention the hoodie. You know what it is If I showed it I might get demonetized. I don't know. I don't want to test anything And I mean unless you just really don't care about like other people's opinions about you and shit Then by all means wear it But if you're not trying to get bullied i'd advise avoid wearing your 3d hoodie and keep that john at home And as of recent i've been seeing more 3d hoodies and uh
I don't know man. It's just not good. It's not it crocs. Yeah, we need to talk about crocs What is it with crocs? I don't understand now. I don't know why crocs are popping off again I don't really understand it I wore crocs when I was like maybe in fourth third grade, right? Like if we just take a moment to look at crocs to be honest, they kind of just look goofy I'm, not gonna lie to you like you're not really wearing crocs to the beach I don't really see a point bro. Like what if somebody's after your ass? Yeah, and you gotta run. What are you gonna do?
Well, luckily they have sport mode apparently that's what people call it all they got to do is flip the the thingy at the back to the front and apparently now you can run like Super Saiyan speed bro like Usain Bolt on the track. Nah, they're just gonna fall
off. Like, seriously, what is the point, bro? Like, I don't know, man. I'm not trying to wear Crocs because if I do, then I won't be able to fucking run away. Like, if anything gets serious, like, what am I gonna do? Sports mode is not gonna save my ass. And don't even get me started with the Lightning McQueen Crocs, man. So many people have these, and
Like, I don't know. It's kind of hard to match. Like, I'm gonna be real with you. It's very hard to match. So in my opinion, they're kind of mid. Like, I wanted a pair just for the meme, but honestly, I don't even want it anymore, bro. Like, it's just not gonna be worth the $270 I have to pay for Crocs. All right, I'm done. All right, at the end of the day, it's not that deep. Do what you want. I'm just clowning around, bro. Just don't make these fashion trends like your whole personality.