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The worst type of couples. Whether you're in school or just out on the street, you've probably seen a couple that's just really fucking annoying. Like a lot of them are ear piercing to even listen to, like this one for example. The couple that like baby talks with each other. Like it's crazy to me how people even put up with that. Like I don't even understand. Wouldn't that get annoying? Like I don't know.
Me personally, I don't want to be spoken to like I'm a fetus. I get everybody's got their thing, you know, I understand. But bro, please don't do it in public. For God's sake, I don't want to listen to that. And then they always be coming up with like nicknames for each other. I wouldn't want to be called Pooh Bear or Winnie the Pooh or whatever the fuck. That shit weird as hell. I'm not even gonna lie to you. Now let's talk about the E couple. The E relationship. The Discord relationship. Whatever you want to call it. I mean, is this really a couple? I don't know.
I don't think so, but fuck it. I'm putting it on this list. So basically what these people are is if the Wi-Fi just goes out or the power goes out forever, their relationship's over. Like it's done. Like I don't see the point if you have no plans on meeting them in person. Like seriously, what is the point? Like you don't even actually get to see her in person, bro. Like you're literally just looking at a goddamn Discord screen the whole time. Some people meet their significant other through Roblox nowadays, apparently.
They're even starting their own dating website. That's gonna totally fucking backfire. I guess people really want to date on Roblox nowadays. Like, if I ever make a part two to this video, the Roblox couple is probably gonna be on this list, unfortunately. And also, basic characteristics of them, they don't get off the goddamn internet. They live there 24-7. The internet is considered their humble abode. I'm not gonna act like that I'm not on the internet a lot. Of course I am, you know, it's my job.
But you gotta go outside. You cannot spend every waking hour on Discord or else your life is just gonna be miserable. And you're gonna look pale as shit too without any sunlight. Like I can bet you that their rooms are messy as shit. The blinds are always closed. If you just crack the door open slightly, you can get the whiff of
the worst odor imaginable. Because, I mean, they basically spawn camp discord. They really don't do much else. Now, let's talk about the people that fucking argue a lot. Now, these couples just shouldn't be together to begin with. Like, clearly, it's just not working out. And, you know, I can tell you from experience, it doesn't work. The most important thing when it comes to relationships is having the same values as somebody. And if you don't even feel that way, just goddamn pull the plug at this point. There's really no point of pursuing anything at all.
If things just really aren't working, it's just going to fuck with your mental health in the long run. If you're constantly arguing with your partner, if it's not working, you just got to pull the plug. You got to do it. It will be so worth it in the long run. Trust me, I've been through it. I'm not going to lie. Now, this next couple is really just deplorable and disgusting. The freshman senior couple. Like, Jesus Christ, bro. You are a grown adult and she's fresh out of middle school. Like, nah, bro. What the fuck? Like, bro, you are 18.
And she's 14. Like, why are your eyes even set in that direction, bro? That is disgusting. I'm not even gonna lie to you. That is crazy. Like, this dude's really trying to catch a case right now. Like, how do these people sleep at night? I have no idea. Now, let's talk about the popular couple, all right? Everyone knows this couple. Like, they're pretty much just, like, the main focus and the main attention at the school.
Everybody's talking about how they're like the greatest thing since sliced bread and everybody wants to like copy the relationship down to the T. Like they just want everything to be based off of it. It's just crazy that people just want to like follow in the footsteps of another couple. Like just doing that is going to ruin the relationship to begin with. Most of these relationships fail and honestly, these could be reasons why. Like I don't really know many people that are like, oh yeah, you know, I
I met my wife in high school. The chances of that happening are so slim. And now the next couple that we gotta talk about is... The toxic couple. It gets toxic after, like, the honeymoon phase. And that John's pretty much over. Like, look, man. If you're in a toxic relationship...
You gotta get out of that shit because it's just gonna fuck with you mentally. Like, a lot of people are fiending for, like, a euphoria-ass relationship. Like, bro, I don't understand you. Like, how do you do that? Like, me personally, bro, that would fuck up my entire mental health. Like, I don't want anything to do with that. Like, the whole point of being in a relationship is to feel loved, feel supported, to make your partner feel loved and supported. Like, I can't believe I even have to say that. Like, goddamn. Like, it's crazy that a lot of people want a guy to, quote-unquote, ruin their life. Like-
Why? Like, what the fuck? Why would you even want that? I mean, I guess do what you want, but like, fuck, man, it just does not make any sense to me. I'm gonna be straight up honest with you. Yeah, sure, it makes your life more quote-unquote interesting, but you're gonna be completely miserable dealing with that. And it's just not worth it at all. Like, I don't see a point. And yeah, obviously, relationships have conflicts. Things are gonna happen.
But like, like you shouldn't be in conflict every fucking day. It should be able to resolve these issues. The issue shouldn't just be lingering forever and just be completely unsolved. Like that's just not how it works. Let's talk about the cheaters. Why are you even together? Like, I don't understand. If you're just going to fucking cheat on each other, then what is the goddamn point of being together? Like, I don't understand. Like if you're going to get,
caught cheating every other damn week why are you two even together like y'all are supposed to be some kind of iconic duo like spongebob and patrick and whoever else and if you want to do like casual things with people or whatever just don't be in a relationship then like the whole
Point is trust and loyalty and that's just completely out the window now. Let's talk about the long-distance relationship I'm gonna be honest with you man. This one never works It never does like look man. A lot of people are like, oh I want to still date my girlfriend, but I'm going off to college and it's not gonna work
I'm just being real with you. If you're across the goddamn country, you're screwed. But if you're like, I don't know, two, three hours away, all right, it's not that big of a deal. Like I've heard people say like they're in a relationship with somebody like across the fucking globe. Like how does that even work? Like if you can't really see them, it's kind of hard to determine like whether they're actually like loyalty or not. And a lot of these just don't even work out for that reason in itself. Like people just have more options now.
And if you're not even like seeing them, it's hard to read like how they're feeling or if anything's different. I don't know. Most of these just don't work. Now let's talk about like the middle or elementary couples. This wasn't even, I don't even know if this counts. Like literally all they would do is like they would date for like a day.
And then they would fucking break up with each other and in middle school If you like kissed that was like the craziest thing ever like everybody would freak out Even a hug was considered insane in middle school Clearly people aren't ready for that in middle school. Like I was in a middle school relationship I also have experience with this one and from that experience I could just say it was just awkward as hell and I really got roasted by like most of my fucking class So at the end of the day, no, it was not worth it at all. Absolutely not. Is there just
so pointless. Like, honestly, there's really no point of being in a middle school or elementary school. Like,
dating in elementary school. I don't understand. Like live your damn life, bro. I don't understand why people are even worried about that. Like, bro, you've been on this planet for not even 10 years. Like, why are you worried about getting a girlfriend? And sometimes these couples would last literally a day. Yeah. The day couple. That's the next one. They would meet each other on the fucking school bus or in class and think it's true love. And by the end of the day, it's over. It's over. Johnny's going to go home and listen to Marvin's room all night. Not what
the fuck who am i kidding of course bro's gonna get on xbox or whatever when he gets home like a lot of people are too young to even understand like how a relationship works and of course with that comes the people who hop relationships there was this girl in my middle school that like hopped relationships i guess her goal was to date fucking everybody in the school like
What fulfillment are you gonna get out of that? I don't understand. Like, you're dating a different person, like, every week. Like, I would see this girl with a different person every week, and unfortunately... And after that, I thought things were just gonna be so much different with me, you know? I thought the hopping relationships for her, that was gonna end. I thought that I could fix her. Yeah, there's that couple, too. The I can fix her...
or him mentality is never gonna work because a lot of people don't really change much. They kind of have to realize that they need to change in order to, and they got to make the effort to do so or else nothing's gonna happen. And chances are it's gonna take a lot for them to realize that. And unfortunately, yeah, I've experienced with this one as well. Like I was over there feeling like fucking fix it Felix. I was like, yeah, no, trust me. Like I'll be able to fix her. Like I
I'll do it. I did not fix her. I came back months later looking stupid as hell. Thinking like that can just lead to a toxic relationship. If things don't work, they don't work. You just gotta let go. The PDA couple. Like, nah, bro, I don't wanna see you make it out. Like, look, do that in a private setting, please. Like, bro, I used to live on my college campus and my roommate had a girlfriend and they started making out and I was in the room and I was like, fuck, bro, I gotta leave. Like, this is, this is awkward as fuck. Like, I
I felt like a weirdo just sitting in the bushes with a camera or some shit. So I'm like, alright, I need to get out of here. So I just tiptoed out of the room awkwardly. Now let's talk about the people who date for like popularity's sake. Like, I don't understand this. Like, having someone that you're like dating or whatever, it just does not increase like your social status whatsoever.
Like bro, this does not add anything to your name or who you are or whatever. And I guess that's why people dated in middle school to become more popular. Like I guess that's how people would work their way up the social ladder, which is just kind of stupid. Like I don't see the point of that. And these people would put it like all over their social media. It's like, oh my God, I'm dating this guy or that girl or whatever. And it was just really annoying because that was basically their entire social media page. They didn't really post about anything else. And by time they break up, what the hell's going to happen? They're
They're pretty much just gonna have to delete everything and there'd be absolutely no point of keeping it up and it's their whole page too So it's gonna be a lot of goddamn deleting to do I would see people's bios when I was in middle school and high school and it would say like taken on whatever date and of course the final touch they had to include the lock and the heart emoji but like in every moment they would have to update us on what they were doing with their significant other like it for them it was just like some kind of social status I'm, not really sure