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the friend group a very diverse place the friend group is a place where you can experience many different types of friends and of course you got some good friends like the chill dude and the dude that's always got your back and then you got some bad one like the toxic friend for example now majority of the group consists of good friends but of course you're gonna have some bad ones in the mix and we're gonna start there the toxic friend
This friend is always preying on your downfall and he never wants to see you win. And honestly, bro, at this point, I don't even know if you could call this dude your friend. Like this dude over here praying for you to go homeless and live in a cardboard box. Like seriously, I don't know what the hell causes the beef between these two friends, but most of the time it's just something really petty. And even when you are winning, this
Dude said some shit like, yo, boys, guess what? I just landed a really good job. Yo, this dude really winning right now. Well, actually, you are now in the Matrix. Have fun being in the Matrix. Bro, shut your ass up. You even got a job. No fuck, Asma.
And sometimes, man, they'll actually get on this dude's head, thankfully. So if you're that one guy that's getting violated all the time, hopefully there's people in the group that will stick up for you. Now enter the instigator. He steps in a room and he says, Me personally, bro? I wouldn't let that slide. And it's over now, bro. There is a full-fledged fistfight going down in this living room. But yeah, this dude loves starting fights.
I don't know what it is, but it's just his thing. I don't know. He likes sitting back with his little fucking bucket of popcorn and watching all the beef unfold. Now, thankfully, I never had an instigator in my friend group, but I'm sure a lot of you have this one. Like me, as somebody that hates like drama and beef, that's the last thing I want to deal with.
If the guy's fucking built huge, bro, I am letting it slide. I don't give a fuck because I'm not getting my ass beat. I'm not caving to this instigator. I'm not trying to fight some dude that's 6'5 and built like a linebacker. That's the last thing on my fucking bucket list. If that happens, bro, I'm coming home with one of those red bumps on my head, bro. I'm coming home looking like I'm straight from a cartoon. And if you have an instigator in your friend group, do not cave because that's what he wants. Do not give him what he wants. Number three, we got the flaker. Yo, where the fuck is John? Dude, I don't even know.
know this is like the third time bro hello john where the are you uh i'm sick you're sick then why can i hear you playing 2k right now bro has no explanation but this dude always skips out for no reason at all like this dude's just gone he's he's disappearing and sometimes bro he despawns from the function mad early yo bro i gotta go to bed dude it's like seven
At night? What the fuck you mean you gotta go to bed? Oh yeah, my mom's mad at me, bro. Dude, you got here like 10 minutes ago. Come on. But this dude always trying to make an excuse to despawn like mad early or just not even show up in the first place. Even though he swore on his life that he was gonna be there. And it will get to the point where nobody is surprised that you don't make an appearance.
But this next kid, you know what? At least he shows up. A lot of you have probably experienced this phenomenon, but there's always that one friend that says, I'm on my way. And then it takes him like 20 minutes to get up and then he's on his way. And yeah, I definitely get procrastinating. I mean, hell, I'm procrastinating on recording this video. But if you say you're on your way, then hope so.
Hurry yo ass up! Like the whole gang waiting on you. You're just gonna let him down like that? Nah, that's crazy. But at least he shows up, unlike the Flaker. I'll give him that. Or sometimes he like falls asleep for an hour. Then he shows up. And I mean, I'm late to my friend's house all the time. But at least I don't say I'm on my way and then show up like 30 minutes later. I'm literally the embodiment of the late kid. I show up to fucking everything late.
If I miraculously just somehow pull it off and I get married, I would definitely find a way to be late to my wedding. There's just no doubt about it. But yeah, I'm kind of that kid. Kind of. I mean, I don't lie about when I'm on my way, but I am late all the fucking time. The zesty guy.
I mean, everyone's got a group with this kind of individual. This dude makes being zesty his entire personality. I mean, everybody's just a tiny bit gay with the homies. You know, we got the socks on, so it's all good. But like, this dude makes it his whole personality. But everybody just wondering like if he's actually straight or not at this point. And sometimes this man commits the greatest crime someone could possibly commit. He is not wearing socks, bro. Yo, I'm tired. I'm going to sleep. Good night, boys. Good night. Night. Yo, anybody.
Anybody want a goodnight kiss? Yo, whoa! Bro, are you even wearing socks right now? Uh, no. Well, yeah, I mean, time to time, yeah, it is kind of funny, I'm not gonna lie. But bro, sometimes when he doing too much, it makes me question everything. It's making me think I gotta watch out for this dude in the middle of the fucking night just to be safe. Like I can't even go to a boy's sleepover in peace, man.
get the main character bro this guy always trying to be the center of attention this dude does the most to be the most liked in the friend group it's crazy or sometimes man he just straight up on that main character syndrome like this dude out here filming like the most mundane shit on his instagram story thinking like oh yeah bro this shit a movie for real dude you are literally going
into a Popeye's. It is not a movie, bro. And then you got that one friend group that does something really stupid, like on their private story or whatever, thinking they look cool as hell, even though they just look stupid. Oh my God. You have such crackhead energy right now.
The fuck? You literally just threw a cup of Starbucks. Yeah, apparently to these people, they think everybody rolling out the red carpet for their ass, bro, even though in reality, you just look dumb as fuck. It's crazy. It's like those people that post themselves vaping on their stories. Like, how do they expect us to react? Oh my god! Bro, he's vaping! Yo, dude, what the fuck?
Oh my god, he's so cool. Bro, I want to be Brad so bad. What the fuck? I'm sure everybody has seen somebody like this or hell even had someone like this in their friend group. Now as for the sim. Oh my god, this guy's lost. It's over. He ain't even a part of the boys anymore.
This dude never shows up. This dude is going to commit to the plan and be like, yeah, guys, I'll be there. And then, oh, sorry, guys. Um, something came up with my girlfriend. Shut your ass up, bro. You said you were going to be there. Get your ass here right now, bro. Tell your girlfriend you're going to see your boys. And if that happened one time or if it's for something important, okay, fair enough. But like, if it's just for like a regular day with your girlfriend. Okay, look, I think you can afford to see the boys once in a while. Because like, fuck, man. This dude never sees the boys.
anymore and now sometimes the simp is at the hangout you dragged his ass there somehow I don't know maybe you told him there's gonna be a whole box of Krispy Kreme donuts and he fucking hauled his ass over there but either way this dude is still just texting 24/7 like this dude gets antsy if he hasn't responded in like fucking
five minutes. Like, oh, I got to respond. I got to respond. And yeah, I am my down bad moments. I'm not going to lie, but bro, you do not need to respond every five minutes. That's just fucking ridiculous. Not texting your girlfriend for an hour is not going to kill you, bro. Now let's talk about the prankster. Now this dude's always pulling some kind of prank on you.
Like, I don't know what his deal is, but this dude out here trying to be the next prank YouTuber. This dude always pulls like the stupidest fucking pranks too. I mean, half of them make no sense. Yo, this guy joins here to meet a 13 year old. I hate that prank with a burning passion. Bro, who the fuck?
came up with some bullshit like that, bro. Like serious matters like that should not be fucking joked about, bro. But this guy, he doesn't care. He will make a prank about anything. Pranking is his entire personality. Like you got to stay 10 toes to make sure you don't have a whole gallon of milk poured on you in the morning if you're this dude's roommate. You just got to be careful, bro. Nothing is off limits with this guy.
Like I I mean personally i'd recommend not living with somebody like this But I mean, hey man, that's up to you If you want this dude to spend his entire day putting saran wrap around your car But next up we got the menace now This guy is kind of similar to the prankster, but except he's like always getting you into trouble No matter where you are. Yo, bro, we should totally pull the fire alarm What why watch bro? It'll be funny. It'll be funny. Trust me
So it seems that you two have pulled the fire alarm. But, uh, Principal, you gotta understand. Look, I wasn't involved in it. You were with him. Yes, you were involved. Well, if you read the school handbook, you would know that pulling the fire alarm leads to expulsion. So you two are off campus ground. Thank you very much. And forget it. When you get home, it's wrapped.
Bro, that premium leather belt about to be ready for you, bro Now this doesn't necessarily have to affect anybody else in the group This guy could just be doing the dumbest shit to get himself in trouble I mean, don't get me wrong. Some of this stuff is kind of funny I mean, I would never do it personally, but this dude's got some nuts egging and tp'ing a house That's nothing for this guy. He does that almost on a regular day, man
Now we gotta talk about the capper. Alright, we already know that this dude's just fucking lying at this point. I mean, bro practically is a lie. Like, his whole existence is a lie. This dude has never told one truth in his entire life. Like, little bro will be like, yo, guys, I got a date tonight. Oh, yo, that's cool. Who is it with? Who is it with? Oh, this girl, you know, she just goes to another school. You guys wouldn't know her. Yo, you gotta show us a picture, bro. We gotta see. Oh, no, bro. She ain't got socials like.
Take a picture of you guys together at the date. "Uh, my phone camera's broken." STOP LYING BRO SHUT THE FU- This guy's just notorious for lying, so if he did say he had a date, no one would fucking believe him. This dude going D1 for capping. Well, I mean no one believes him, so maybe not. Now we got the snitch. Now whenever you're in trouble or something happens,
You cannot rely on this guy to keep his mouth shut. Fuck, bro. It's like really personal. And, you know, I just don't want you to tell anybody. You promise you won't tell anybody? I won't, bro. I swear. And the next day, we all damn well know he's telling everybody. Yo, Carter told me that you went to bed until you were seven.
Oh my god. This guy is op number one, bro. You can never trust him with any information. If you guys get into some sort of scandal, it's over. So it seems like somebody painted a penis on the front of the school wall. I know you were associated. So please tell me who the other suspects are. Um...
It was john joseph carter and james. Yeah, bro. It's not happening change This dude's name to sergio kitchens real quick the way he be snitching But hey, man, if something like that were to happen to me, bro, i'm going down for the homies I don't give a fuck and sometimes if y'all get caught doing some stupid shit Well, fuck it, man. You gotta make the sacrifice your homies are counting on you, man Not to fumble the bag, bro. Do not drop the bag. Would y'all want a part two of this? Let me know want more videos to watch I have an entire playlist of videos just like this right here