Dreams. Yeah, definitely got to be the weirdest experience of all time. It's one of the craziest phenomenons of all time, and I figured you guys would enjoy a video where I just talk about my random dreams. Because as you know, the road to a milli is in full effect, and my consistency just got to be unmatched. So first, I figured I'd start off with dreams that everybody's had before.
I'm sure all of us have definitely had a dream of falling before. Like when I was a kid, I had a dream I was like an angry bird and I like launched myself off the Grand Canyon and I started falling. And it actually felt like I was falling. Like that's the scary part. And I literally just saw me skydiving. Like it was crazy. And then I saw Matt's face and that shocked me more than falling. And then I woke up in a cold sweat. I was like...
It's just a dream and I look into the corner of my room and there he was there was matt's face And I was like what the fuck I was like, bro What kind of witchcraft shit is this like I don't know what I was experiencing in that moment I have no idea but sometimes when I would look at like the corner of my room I would see whatever it was that scared me in my dream Now, I don't know if anybody else has experienced this or if this is just me I think I might just be weird on this one. I don't know
But literally every time I would go to sleep and I'd wake up from a scary ass dream I would see whatever scared me in the corner of my room And I talked about this in my dumb things I did as a kid video like one time I saw a big ass dog in my room and I hid under my blanket And I just thought the blanket was like a fucking military base I thought that shit was gonna save me from whatever troubles came my way That dude was like Rambo with the chopper bro. My ass would be dead. So of course, yeah, I was not the brightest kid
And I would just hide under my blanket for hours at a time until I finally understood the concept. Yeah, it's not real. And my brain was just playing tricks on me, I guess. A lot of you guys probably just have dreams where you wake up and just live a regular day. Or either that or something bad happens throughout the day. Like you're late or just everything is just in your way preying upon your downfall. Like I don't know what the issue was with that. But every time I would wake up in my dream. Like and of course this happened during like my exam block.
Right? So I woke up and I was late for an exam and I was like so sluggish I couldn't even move in the dream. Like your boy was practically just melting. Like I had that sloth energy at the moment, bro. Like it was crazy. And then the next day, of course, I had to face the consequences in my dream. And even then, like when I tried...
Crawling to class. It seemed like I couldn't do anything in my power to get the class, bro. I was like Mojo Jojo preying on my downfall right about then. Because shit. Because in this dream, I was just always late. And it was a non-stop cycle. And I woke up to my alarm and I was like, oh!
Am I late? And I looked at the time and I'm like, oh, it's 7.30. Okay. Like these dreams really be playing with me, man. Like my brain is my number one op, bro. I wake up and I think I'm a whole nother man. It's crazy. At one time I had this dream where I was like a rap star, right? And I was going on tour. And I listened to a lot of rap music. So of course, yeah, obviously that's going to be the reason why I have this dream. But me and the duck, we were a rap duo. And we were like performing in front of a bunch of people. I got the chops on me with extensions, yeah.
Huh? What the f-
And that dream right there motivated me to become a SoundCloud prodigy. I'm like, hey, shit, man, I can make it in the rap game. Nah, bro, I'm playing, I'm playing. But nah, in all seriousness, though, it was kind of funny to me. And it was just like, wow, bro, I really lived that life for a solid couple hours. Like, you could live a whole nother life in your dreams, bro, it's crazy. And you wake up and you're like, ah, fuck. Well, I'm not a rap prodigy. But hey, at least I'm birdie, though. Hey, you know what, bro? I'm big chill. And sometimes these weird-ass lifestyles you live in your dream...
It's just bad, alright? Or either that or it just makes no fucking sense at all. One time I was a skiing prodigy apparently and I had to ski around a restaurant in a parking lot and apparently I was just a god at sports. So I had a bowling tournament later that week and when I woke up I was like, holy shit, I gotta get to the bowling tournament, I can't be late. My brain was just screwing everything up because I woke up and it was 5am and then a second later I realized, bro, you're a dumbass, you have school in like three hours, what are you talking about? But the worst dreams gotta be the reoccurring ones.
Fuck reoccurring dreams. I would always have a reoccurring dream that I was naked at school. I don't know what it was about this dream, but it would just hit me all the fucking time. And I was running and doing a dash around the school to try and find my clothes. And always, of course, I would have like my friends or my crush or something like that see me naked. And it was just fucking embarrassing. I would run around the school
looking in every single locker trying to find a pair of clothes or hell I one time I even went to the lost and found bin and found nothing in the lost and found bin that makes no sense and one time in this reoccurring dream I did go to the lost and found bin and I found the goofiest outfit of all and I looked
Like I came straight out of the French Revolution and I was ready to start playing some fucking bagpipes or something. And of course I got laughed at even more, which did not help my self-esteem in this dream at all. Like it was just tough. And then I woke up and I thought to myself, well, you know what? My outfit may have been goofy, but at least I found clothes. I don't know if you guys ever had those dreams where you just vibrate. Somebody touches you or you're like, you're about to get hit by something and you just start vibrating.
Like it is so weird. Like I don't know what kind of fucking crazy ass phenomenon this is But when I remember I was in elementary school I had this dream where I was like going up to a kid and I was like trading pokemon cards with him And I gave him my pokemon cards and then this dude just like pushed me away or some shit and I started Vibrating and I was falling towards the ground and then I woke up and I was like what the fuck was that? What?
How did that even happen? Like I was just so confused and I still am to this day. I don't know why dreams be doing that. No clue. Some dreams that everybody has is it's just completely random. Like you're with random people that you've seen maybe like one time in your life or something like that. Or you just spawn in with the most random group of people of all time.
Last night, I kid you not, I had a dream that I was in a vacation home with my family and then like two people I saw maybe one time in my life. Apparently there were no stairs in this house and you had to use a zip line to get down. Like it just made absolutely no sense. I just remember my uncle tossing me the zip line so I could go down to the bottom. And half the dream I was sitting in the living room with this guy who I saw maybe like once or twice in my life have a fucking Skype call with the girl.
Like, I don't know where my brain came up with that at this point. It's just like the most random combination of things. The dream didn't make sense at all. It was just so weird. It was just random as shit, and I just woke up this morning, and I was like, what the hell? People say dreams are supposed to have some kind of meaning, but honestly...
I don't know where in the fuck I could possibly get meaning from in that. I have no idea. Another dream that I have like commonly, like on the regular is getting a bad grade. I don't know why, but this one class I took this semester was a bitch, but I did it. I passed. I made it happen. I made the magic happen. I would always dream about getting my test back and getting a 4% and looking at my score and disappointment and just like, what the?
And then I wake up and it'd be like I check my phone to make sure I didn't actually get a 4% bro Just for me to realize yeah, we didn't even have a test recently Why the fuck do you think you got a 4%? My dreams really did have me question in my own life and it was kind of tough or sometimes I began these dreams where I'm like under pressure and I have to like defuse a bomb. Oh shit. Oh
Here's the bomb, bro. You gotta fucking defuse that shit or else the world's gonna explode. Here you go. This is putting me, my brain put me in the most stress-inducing situations of all time. Like one time I did have a dream where I had to like defuse a bomb on a plane. It was so fucking weird. And I woke up thinking the world was about to explode. But I guess I did it, man. I guess I was successful in defusing the bomb.
I was playing way too much Rainbow Six Siege at the time, and I think that was my problem. And I just didn't understand that, I guess. Now that I think about it, I did get these dreams a lot, where I have to complete some kind of task under pressure. One time I got a dream where I was basically given the task to get 100% on this test. I was in class, and there were aliens holding a rapper that I listened to in handcuffs. Yeah, it was weird as fuck. Like, he was about to get freed out the pen if I got this test correct.
Or sometimes you catch on to when your brain's playing tricks on you. You catch on to when it's a dream. And at that moment, I was like, yeah, this is definitely a dream. Like, why in the fuck would they put me in a classroom with 21 Savage and aliens, like, holding him captive? Like, it just made no sense. But unfortunately, I woke up before I could free him out the pen. And that was just tough. And I think how the dream ended is the alien was about to pop me in the head. And I woke up. I was like, oh, shit, what the hell? And at that point, I was like, bro...
What am I doing in my life to get weird ass dreams like this? Sometimes your dreams just be top tier. They're W's. Like it's just about you succeeding at life. And it's crazy. I couldn't tell you how many times I had a dream where my YouTube channel popped off and I would wake up and I'd be like, damn, bro, I have like two subscribers.
And after being on cloud nine, it was tough just waking up to two subscribers. And I, you know, I had dreams where I would bag my school crush in high school. And, you know, I just had a dream. I was himmy. Like I was that guy in high school, but then I wake up and it'd be like, damn bro, that's tough. I'm not him. I guess another dream I would commonly have was about getting lost or just being alone. I don't know why this one was really common for me, but I would always get lost in the woods in my dreams.
And I would just be walking around roaming the corners of the woods, the deep dark corners. As I was wandering around the woods, I would turn around and eventually I would see this scary monster. And sometimes my brain would anticipate it. I'd be like, all right, once I turn around, I'm going to see something scary and that's going to be Raps. And sometimes like I would find people that I knew in the woods.
Like I was walking around and one time I saw my brother the duck just chilling in the wood We had to fight off some weird demon thing and apparently we had pokemon with us Yeah, we were playing way too much pokemon in our in our jit years All right I think that was the main issue with a lot of these dreams is that I would play way too much video games and that had a heavy Influence on the dreams that I would have and of course bro. We can't forget this specific type of dream wet dreams
Okay, never mind. You know what? I'm not going to talk about it. Want another video to watch? Watch this video on screen. Anyways, I'm out, bye.