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There's only a few days left to go get a birdie plushie. So if you want one, the link's in the description. You send me your receipt either on Instagram or through my business email, you'll be entered into a giveaway. Types of people in Gen Z. As you know, the internet has been taken over in Gen Z. So this is the part two to the types of people on the internet video.
And to be honest with you, there's so many different types. I could probably make a part three at some point. And I think it's best to start with the blue hair girl or the chronic Twitter user, whatever you want to call them. This is somebody you never want to become. You could say a singular word or phrase and it will somehow get under their skin. Yo, what do you think about that new yeet? Yeah, bro, that shit's fire. Like yeet's actually my favorite artist for real. Yo, like get off his meat, bro. The meat riding is crazy. Um, excuse me. Are you saying that he can't
be gay? Uh, no. I'm just making a joke. It's not that deep. I think you're insinuating that this man cannot be gay. Yo, like, shut up. He literally just said the meat riding is crazy. That's it. He's not that deep. Um, you two are very homophobic. I'm going to
This girl genuinely thinks she rules Twitter, alright? And she takes that with her in real life. Even if the scenario is not that deep, she will still get mad over it because why? Well, she wants to find a problem.
Like there's really terrible people out there yet. They choose to cancel mr Beast for giving out money that that is insane. It just makes no sense They really be indulgent in cancel culture watch bro. There's gonna be a Twitter thread out there trying to cancel me after this video drops They're on to me bro. They're after me. Yo, imagine if raid sponsored this video. Yo, that'd be kind of crazy, right? Well, guess what raid is the sponsor of today's video I did collect hundreds of powerful champions each with their own unique skills and abilities
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Yo, bro, do you want some water? Oh, yeah, sure, bro. All right, bro, here's your water. What happened? Where's my sparkling water? Um, I actually don't have sparkling water. What in the brokey is this? Like, are you afraid of bubbles? Huh? Huh? Like, what the fuck? Get out of my house right now.
And I don't care what your opinions are on this dude. I mean, all I know is he looks like an egg. Like, I could care less. But some people are so obsessed with him, it's just so weird, bro. Like, hop off his meat. Godda- And same with Patrick Bateman. I see people just walking down the hallway, like, in the exact same pose. Bro, you are not him! Just stop! Now we gotta talk about the TikToker. This is the person that will never get off TikTok. I mean-
Me personally, I think TikTok is buns, alright? Like, I'm just gonna say. I think it's good for promoting your content, but I'm not using the app casually. I bet a lot of you can relate to this. There's always that one dude that has all of his humor from TikTok videos that he watches. Just nothing else. His humor is literally the embodiment of TikTok. Either that, or you just see him hitting a little TikTok dance in the bathroom.
Like, I've walked in on somebody doing a TikTok dance before. It was the most awkward thing of all time. Yeah, never again. But there's also people who literally just scroll on TikTok in the hallway, at the function, or just while they're doing their daily activities. Bro, if you eat, sleep, and breathe TikTok...
You are not living life, my boy. Like, what are you doing? Like, the entire point of doing things is to be there, present, in the moment. Like, if I wasn't doing this for a job, bro, I'm not gonna lie, I'd barely ever be on social media. And this next one pops up a lot on TikTok, of course. The E-girl and the E-boy.
Now by all means I really don't care how a person dresses, right? But if you make videos of yourself like this i'm gonna make fun of you, bro That's just how it is these e-girls and e-boys, bro. They live for the internet like they don't have a life outside, bro They literally just be sitting on discord 24 7 and they join like dating servers and shit to find dates That's kind of crazy to me dating on discord is kind of wild bro. I'm not gonna lie
If you're e-dating someone, right? Like you never plan on seeing them in real life. Like you just strictly talk over discord. If your power cuts out, your relationship's over. Like there genuinely is no point if you have no plans on meeting this person IRL. Dog, there's no human contact. That is literally the most important thing in a relationship. If that element is missing, bro, then what kind of relationship is it? I don't know. Like this guy could be telling you, oh yeah, man, I got a
million dollars. I got five supercars. I live in a mansion. Like he could be telling you all this, but in reality, he posted up in his mom's basement and you'll never find out if you meet him. So you're technically just wasting your time. And that brings me to my next one, the capper. This dude will tell an entirely fake story on the internet. Like he'll just pull it out of his...
Make it up and he'll just tell everybody that he is him like he works at himmyjohns But in reality bro is struggling heavily. He'll say some sh*t like nah, bro. You are lightweight I could beat your ass up in real life. Oh, really? Then let's test it you meet him in real life And yeah, things are definitely not looking in his favor What is the point of that like if you're just insecure about yourself, bro? Like it's better off to just embrace it rather than lie about it because then like if you end up meeting the person
What are you going to do now? You're screwed. Now we got to talk about the hacker or the dark web guy, whatever you want to call this dude. Now this guy lives on the dark web, all right? Like he claims he is a god tier level master hacker. He claims he is on that level. But in reality, he can't do anything. Like one time this dude tried to hack like my old YouTube channel, right? Like this dude was like broke.
Your channel's gonna be gone in two days. Mark my words. Now, I didn't know what this kid looked like or what he was capable of, so I was pretty scared. Until I got on a call with him and this dude turned his webcam on. And then I literally just started bursting out laughing. And then this dude threatened me. He's like, delete all your videos or I'll make a diss track on you. I'm like, oh no, man.
Don't do it, bro. Don't drop the diss track. Now we got to talk about the OF girl. Now, I mean, there is a fat bag right there. That is, that is a crazy bag. I'm not going to lie to you. It's just not worth it, bro. Your dating value goes way down. No one's ever going to want to date you. People are just going to look at you as a piece of tar on the road, man. It's not worth it. As soon as they turn 18, they'd be signing up.
Like, no second thoughts. No, like, I don't know. Maybe this isn't a great idea. You know, if you think about their future, like, I don't know. What if I want a job in the future? Yeah, it just doesn't click with them. Now there's not family-friendly photos of them on the internet for everyone to see. That is kind of crazy, bro. I'm not gonna lie. And especially when technology gets more advanced...
The digital footprint's about to be wild. But of course, the simps are in the comments just donating away, gassing them up. And obviously, they're just gonna keep doing it. Like, the bag is right in front of them. They are practically just throwing money in a fire pit at this point. Um, hello. My name is Bartholomew. Could you please go on a date with me for 10k? That's all I ask.
Thank you. With much love, Bartholomew. Paying 10k to go on a date is crazy, bro. Oh my. But for some reason, man, people will do it. No idea why. Like, how would the date go? So, uh, yeah, I've seen those videos. I really like them. Uh...
Thanks? Like, it's crazy how much money people are just blowing on OF. It's ridiculous. The oversharer. We all know this guy. This person will talk about anything and everything on the internet. They will share their entire life story and, like, write a paragraph. And his summary, bro?
I ain't reading all that. You really think I'm about to waste like two minutes of my life reading that long paragraph you wrote for TikTok? Nah, I got better things to do, bro. Are you kidding me? People subscribe to me, my channel, to hear me overshare about my life. That's kind of crazy to think about. I never thought about it like that.
The Keyboard Warrior. Oh my god. Bro will be posted up in everybody's comment section just typing until he gets like carpal tunnel or something. And he will have an all-out war with you just to prove that he's right. Well, according to my calculations, I shot through 1500 different animes. Naruto is the best anime.
Personally, bro, I like One Piece better. It's stick. What? You like One Piece? Naruto is about a master ninja in training to become the Hokage. Are you kidding me? How could you like an anime about pirates? That is ridiculous. They will get so mad over somebody else's opinion and they will write forever and ever about why they're wrong.
Like if I think something different than somebody in the comments, I'm not gonna let that ruin my day, bro. That is crazy. Have they ever just indulged in grass? Like have they ever thought about that? I don't know. The Redditor. Same deal. This dude doing anything to run up his karma. Like he will try to like shame you or make you look wrong just to get karma.
I don't use Reddit, but some people go on Reddit for like funny videos or whatever. And some people on Reddit, like lurking the deepest, darkest corners are just absolutely nuts. Like some people really be just coming up with theories on Reddit too. Like bro, the Playboy Cardi subreddit, there were theories on when bro was gonna drop a new album. Like at this point, I've already just lost my faith. Like I don't think he's ever dropping again or maybe he will and it'll surprise me. Want more videos to watch? I have an entire playlist of videos just like this right here.