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Types of people on social media. On social media, you don't know who you're gonna find. So you really gotta be careful. You gotta stay 10 toes down to make sure that you don't run into one of these weird people, alright? And since we all use social media, I'm sure you've seen at least one of these people, if not more. And since social media is on the rise and a lot of people are glued to their phones, including me, there are so many different types of people on social media that I could probably make a part two, even part three to this video.
Now let's talk about the simp. The simp is closeted, alright? He ain't telling anybody that he's a simp. He doesn't want anybody to know. And eventually, if one of your homies is a simp, you're gonna find out. Like, these dudes be so down bad for TikTok girls and Instagram models. Like, they literally just DM them every day. Like, please go out with them.
me baby please like you really think that's gonna work low bro like 50 other different people didn't try that shit already these creators receive thousands of dms on a daily basis and what is the likelihood that they're even gonna see that like some dudes really be asking for like feet pics and other shit like like they really be next level discord moderators like bro you're just weird why do you even try anymore
Next up, we got the internet thug. Now, this is the dude that tries to act tough and all hard on the internet. Pause. This is the type of dude to throw gang signs in his picture, wear do-rags, and carry a fake gun around his waist. He's from the middle of the goddamn suburbs, and he's saying all this tough shit. Like he'll make some song like, Yo, bro, I'm ready. I'm ready. Turn me up. Turn me up. I get the chops on me with extensions. Yeah. These aunts, they want even half of my mansion. I can't even see my body. He up with a
Bro, didn't I see you at church today? No, no, no, we don't talk about that. We don't next up. We got the flexer now the flexer Everybody knows this dude He's always trying to get like some kind of crazy flick on his story or whatever the hell like he's the type of dude to sit on Somebody's lambo and just take a picture with it and say it's his like bro. You don't even gotta say nothing
We already know that it's rented or is somebody else's like if I see you post it up on a lamborghini Chances are bro. You running up pennies, bro. You are not big balling I don't know what it is with people who feel like they need to show off the fact that they have money Even though they really don't like the people who do show things off Yeah, chances are they don't have money and these people are blowing all their money to get these expensive things that they're showing off Like dog, I don't need to see your yeezy red octobers. I know you just blew 17k on them
And that was your entire bank account. So good riddance to your fucking wallet. Next up, we got the Discord mod. You know, as I was speaking of earlier, we had those down bad dudes. Now, Discord mod goes hand in hand with the down bad dudes. Except this guy thinks he has like a lot of authority in the Discord server just because he's a moderator. Like this dude really thinks he's a powerful being just because he's sitting on his computer and muting people.
Even though in reality, you're musty. Take a shower. You stink. Crack a window, bro. Your room stinks. You're stinking it up. Like this dude really needs some Febreze for every fat roll on his body. It's crazy. Some people are given mod privilege and they're kind of just like, oh, whatever. That's cool. And they kind of just chill. But there's always that guy that thinks he has so much power and he's a sweaty neckbeard just because he has fucking discord mod access. Like, it's really sad that that's people's entire lives. Like how?
are you gonna live your life like that? Discord mods don't get paid by the hour. They doing that shit for free. So go find a job. I already know sitting on your ass 24-7 is not gonna pay the bills. Next up, we got the um actually guy. Now this dude is the type of guy to say, I'm
"Actually, you used the wrong 'eeyore'" or will take the most minute detail of the video and be like, "Now that was factually incorrect." They'll type up a whole paragraph just trying to make you look like a dumbass. Like, hey man, that's not the point I'm trying to get across. Like, why do you even care? Why are you focusing on the most minute detail of all time? And I'm not trying to have a comment war with a nerd. Like, no thank you. Like, I'd much rather just laugh at the comment and move on with my day. I'd much rather walk outside, get some fresh air, because we are truly living in a beautiful world out there.
And it's nothing that these next people have experienced. The commenter. These are the people that are like always having wars with people online. The world is so much bigger and better than fighting with one person on Twitter. I'm pretty sure you could just put your phone down for a second and just enjoy the outdoors instead of beefing with people on Twitter. Like bro, why do you care what this dude Unhinged Mountain thinks about you?
And honestly, I used to get all wrapped up in hate comments and shit and- and like respond to people like- and that's just what they're looking for. They're looking for you to have some kind of reaction. And this next one, you gotta be aware of that. The bully. Alright, you don't know what this guy's gonna say. He could say some really mean shit and hey, well, you just gotta put up with it because...
He's on the other side of the screen. You can't get your get back. You can reply back, but that's only going to give him what he wants. And this goes for game chat on video games. Like there's always that one dude that just be talking shit in the game chat. Yo, bro, who is this guy? Bjork?
Beardy? Birdy, you're trash, bro. Hey, bro, I shut your mouth. You got like two kills right now. Oh yeah, bro? After this, let's 1v1. We'll see who's truly better. Oh, no, Scopey ass. Get on Rust, you little piece of sh- And if I got involved, like that dude could know somebody that's able to pull IP addresses that has like greasy ass fingers, greasy hair. Like, I'm not trying to get involved. Honestly, it's just better for your own safety too.
Next up, we got the mindless consumer. Now, this one used to be me. Like, I used to just go on TikTok and scroll for hours. Not even kidding. Like, I was actually a bot. I would scroll on there for hours in my college dorm room. And then one day, I just suddenly realized, wait, what am I getting out of this? I'm literally just feeding myself content that makes me feel like shit. Why am I even watching this? And I'm like, all right, you know what? Time to delete this shitty app. Why am I even fucking on?
here and you know i've said multiple times on this channel that tick tock is probably the worst social media app it starts dookie trends and it should be banned and i will die on that hill i don't care what anybody says i could have took a trip to every place in the world came back and my ass still would be on tick tock when i get back now we got the person who posts everything about their life everyone has someone that they follow on their social media like this
This dude always just livestreams the most irrelevant shit ever. Yo, what's up everybody? Uh, just about to pour some cereal in a bowl and eat it. Then I got my homie Frank over there. Frank, yo, say what's up to the chat. Yo, uh, what's up? Frank, bro, bro, bro. Tell the chat what we're doing tonight. We're going in the city out to- Chat, you're gonna wanna stick around because this is gonna be an insane livestream. No, it's not, bro. Just sh- Like, he really be posting himself getting ready in the morning.
His breakfast, his lunch, fucking everything. This guy does not get off social media, ever. This dude is permanently living on his Instagram page. And if that were me in that scenario, I would want some privacy. Like, I don't want to show everybody what I'm doing at every moment. Like, me personally, I would never. Next up, we got the clout demon...
The menace, whatever you want to call this person. Now this person will do just about anything for a drop of clout on the internet. Like if you give this guy a camera, you're screwed. Let's just say that. He's gonna walk around terrorizing the city and shit, or just like putting himself through harm, or just anything that he wouldn't do off camera. And just because there's a camera in front of him and the possibility of numbers, he's doing it. Because he's a brick and has no brain cells. I mean...
What else am I supposed to say? Like a good example of this is the lick trend where people would just steal shit from the bathroom. Like no normal person would just take soap dispensers from the bathroom. If there wasn't that one dumbass that just did it in front of everybody on TikTok, the trend would have never happened.
Like, why do the most for Cloud, bro? You're not gonna get a fanbase then. Because then they're gonna expect you to do crazier and crazier shit every time. By doing that, you're just screwing yourself over in the long run. Now we got the Stan. Oh my god. Now this is the person that will obsess over anybody or anything. Now their profile picture is most likely that thing that they're obsessing over. They look at that person and just
idolize them like they're the next coming of Christ and they can do no wrong. People really got a bunch of pictures of Jug Coop on their wall, dream bed sheets, or whatever the hell. Like, bro, you gotta look in the mirror and be like, damn, I'm really obsessing over a person that most likely has no clue that I exist at all.
What the hell am I doing with my life? Instead, you should put that time and energy into something that you like doing with your life. I don't know, playing baseball, hitting dingers. Like, I'm sure your parents would be proud of you if you're hitting dingers. I don't think they'd be very ecstatic if they walk into your room and see a goddamn dream bed sheet. They're just gonna look at you and be like, What the?
Next time we got the preacher. Now, this one is hit or miss. Like some people just be preaching about the dumbest shit ever. Like you don't even know what the hell they're talking. Sometimes people just be saying the dumbest shit that makes absolutely no sense. And people still eat it up anyway. Like they don't even think for themselves sometimes. Like they don't even try to put the pieces together.
They kind of just do and say whatever the hell that person tells them. Like, some people really just be meat riding Andrew Tate and say that, like, everything he says is correct. And he's just a god amongst all men. Like, it's just really fucking weird. And it's crazy because they just don't even think for themselves. They're just operating based on what Andrew Tate says. Next up, we get that person who's trying to sell that za on the internet. They're trying to be the internet plug. Like, this dude would just be showing off his bums.
bud 24-7. Like every time I would open this dude's story, boom, a picture of that Zah would pop up. And sometimes you can't even open a story by choice on Snapchat. It will just open it for you, which is just really annoying. And I'm not trying to see some dude selling Zah my stories. Most likely if he's posting it on his Snapchat story, he has no buyers and his shit is ass. So why would you even want to buy it in the first place? The internet plug is just not where it's at. You just got to really trust the person. I mean, I'm not much of a smoker, so I really don't
But yeah, that's people on the internet for you in a nutshell. Want another video to watch? Watch this video on screen. Anyways, I'm out, bye.