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People of the wordy channel, there is a reason why I religiously don't watch anime. I've gotten into it, you know, from time to time, but, you know, after seeing this, I don't think I ever want to touch anime again. There's reasons why we have the life that we do today. People made sacrifices for us. Wars were fought.
And this, this is how we repay the older generation. Nah, bro, what the hell is this? This is exactly why I don't religiously watch anime. You know, I've looked on Netflix. You know, I've done my fair share of browsing. I've gotten like a few episodes in into some animes and I just couldn't finish them because they were too long. I just don't have the time. Is that simp? There's thousands of episodes and shit. I don't have time for all that.
And this is why I don't tell people that I've watched anime before. This right here. Like, how can a human being be so down bad that they ask a girl, like, in cosplay to sit on them? And he's doing a little thumbs up at the bottom, of course. Like, yeah, man.
This is amazing. Yeah, man. Peak life right there. Peak life. I'm sure that's the life that everybody wants. Fuck being famous. You know, fuck all that when you can get sat on at an anime convention. And who just doesn't love that, man? I'm sure everyone wants that.
Yeah, I would do the exact same thing, bro. I'm not gonna hold you. If I had an MHA poster, that shit would be going to shreds, being burnt in a fire. Like, I don't know what I just witnessed, bro. Most anime fandoms are unfortunately like this. Like, it sucks. Like, if you sit down and casually watch anime, and you start browsing TikTok, and you see clips of your favorite anime, videos like this might just get jumbled in there. Who knows? And I'm not gonna lie to you, bro. You kind of look like this dude. Like, I...
Like bro, you really want the entire internet to see you with a binky in your mouth If you go to a job application and try to explain that away bro, it's raps Like I don't think you're ever getting a job that digital footprint brought to be brazy Why don't my parents love me same motherfuckers? There is really not a statement that I could agree with more bro. Like i'm, sorry These motherfuckers really make up love scenes between the characters like
Why can't you just casually watch the show? Like, I don't understand. And it'd be the same motherfuckers who are doing shit like this that gets so mad when they find out that like Deku isn't gay, for example. Like, bro, who gives a shit? Like, why do you care if a fictional 2D character is gay or not? We have better things to worry about in life. Um, you know, financial stuff, financial situations, friendships, family. But no, these people chose to
to figure out whether or not a green hair motherfucker from My Hero Academia is gay. And these shippers, or whatever the hell you want to call them, they cry and mauled at the fact that Deku is not gay. For some reason, I don't know. They just can't enjoy the show. And some people even do this! They take shipping to a whole nother level! They pretend to be
fucking pregnant like what is this what the fuck is this bro and after seeing shit like this I don't think I'm ever gonna watch MHA ever like it's just not gonna happen but oh man don't even get me started from when you see them in public oh my god it's an entire different ballgame I want you to imagine you're sitting on the bus you're looking through your phone just like normal you're waiting for the bus to get to the school
And all of a sudden, you hear this: Bro, stop being such a sassy baka! Well, actually, I see you watching Naruto instead of My Hero Academia. Naruto is for normies! Bro, I'm literally just trying to watch the- Well, instead, let me inform you about My Hero Academia. In a world where people have superpowers, middle school students
Izuku Midoriya is part of the 20% of the population born without him, but his dream is to become a superhero and attend the premier Japanese school for aspiring superheroes. Hello? This dude will talk your ear off about said anime, and he'll dogpile on every single other one because it's for quote-unquote "normies". Yeah, it just does not make any fucking sense at all. Bro will have beef with people on the internet
on Reddit, Twitter, whatever. And he will just sit there and explain why his anime is the best to random people on the internet and random forums and shit. It's crazy that these dudes have like all out wars to discuss what the best anime is. Like, why can't we just fucking watch shows in peace nowadays? It's crazy. Excuse me, it's not a show. Bro, get the fuck out of here.
the fuck out of my video shut the it's a show like what else do you want me to call like don't get mad at me for calling it a show like that's pretty much what it is like i'm sorry people will really get heated and want to spin the block if you call anime a show like it's crazy but of course when it comes to anime can't forget about the simps all right the simps are just another different breed
The people who simp for fictional characters are so down bad, bro. I'm sorry. Like, I don't know how you could look at an anime character and just be like in love. Like, bro, you're just weird. Like, nah. And anybody that says 2D is better than 3D. Bro, you are so lost in the sauce, bro. It's crazy. Like, there is some people that won't even date a baddie.
and they'd rather date a fucking anime girl instead that is wild they'd rather date a 2d body pillow that is wild these dudes sometimes won't even date girls in real life they'll be like no i'm reserved for my anime girlfriend like dog shut the fuck up what do you mean your anime girlfriend bro that's a piece of cardboard you're not gonna get any love affection or anything like that from a
Piece of cardboard, my boy. Like, I don't know what you're talking about. There's this dude in San Diego who built an entire shrine for this one anime girl. I don't know who it is. I'm not gonna lie. Bro built so many statues and he like takes this fucking cardboard cutout with him everywhere to the beach. He could take it to a rave or some shit. It doesn't matter.
You don't know how bad I want to take that cardboard, just fucking rip it in half and just Gronk spike it, bro. And what would he do if it starts raining? If the cardboard gets soaked? Like, it's wraps. Like, his girlfriend's gone. She's gone. No. Actually, you know what? Now I think about it, bro. He's probably got like hella spares on deck. You know, I wouldn't be surprised.
And people really be grinding out games that are like simulators for basically having a girlfriend from an anime. Like, it's crazy that these motherfuckers are playing a game where they pretend that a drawing is their girlfriend. Nah, that's wild. These dudes just need to wake up to reality, bro, and get their stinky ass some fucking Febreze. And a nice warm shower after not showering for like a fucking month. And it'd be the same dudes that are saying 2D is better than 3D.
Deep down, they actually do want a girlfriend, but they're too tied to like their anime or their adult anime games that create like a simulator for them to the point where they don't leave their room. And they spend their entire day trying to platinum those games on Steam or some shit. Bro, you out here accomplishing the wrong achievements, my boy. Like what the fuck?
Now we gotta talk about cosplaying. Now, cosplaying, yeah, it's whatever. You know, you can do it. Do it at conventions or in your own home. Just don't do it in public, bro. It's weird. Like, I'm not trying to walk around in the hallway, like, in my college and see some kid just fucking Naruto running. Like, that's the last thing I want to see, bro. 8am, I wake up and then I just see some kid bolting across the hallway with his fucking arms back.
And not only that, some people genuinely think they live in an anime. Like, it is weird as fuck. Like, how do you wake up every morning and you're like, hmm, yeah, let me be on my main character timing today. So I'm gonna back up a little. Back up. Right on the way to your desk. Back up. Good. Like, bro, who do you think you are, bro, talking to the teacher like that? That's a lot of smack talk coming from a dude that looks like that, bro. I'm sorry. There's a humiliating me.
This dude really like, how dare you humiliate me, bro. You're asking for it. You are in the front of the class doing like some kind of anime voiceover. Of course, you're going to get humiliated, bro. Look at you. Lil bro, you look mad stupid right now. Like, I'm sorry. Like, but the teacher is currently Lil bro-ing you at the moment. I love how this dude tries to like pretend he's in an anime and then they're just telling like all the juniors, attention juniors.
the PSA, this is the last day for the PSAT. Like, dude, you're not in an anime. Like, just fucking sit back and reflect for a second. Like, hmm, yeah, I'm in a school and I have to take a PSAT. You are not the main character, big dog. That ain't you. And of course, he got like the fucking fist there. He looks like he's about to fucking throw hands with a teacher in a second. This dude thinks he looks so cool right now, but bro, you're a
Opponent is an old lady like bro. You are not him you've proven me, right? Look at you thinking you have all the power in the world thinking you could trick me I've fallen for your illusion
How disappointing. You think you have all the power in your world? You think you could trick me when you actually fell for my master plan? Sit your ass down. You are not in an anime, my boy. You are on Omegle. You really did the glasses thing too? That's crazy. This dude probably thinks he looks so badass right now too. Even though everybody's probably just staring at him like this. No one is looking at that dude like he's cool. Like in any capacity. Everybody's looking at him like the walking embodiment of the nerd emoji, bro.
Why you on your knees and- Get down, boy! Get down- Bro really thinks he's tough shit just because he crossed his arms. Nah, bro, you looking like a whole Team Rocket character right now, bro. And the only travesty he is causing on this globe is, bro, what the fuck is that drip? He even got the same drip as a Team Rocket member, bro. That's wild. But out of all my experiences on the internet...
I gotta say, out of like everything that I've seen, the anime conventions are the worst. Do you wanna hear- do you wanna know why? Do you wanna know why? Well, sit down, relax, and listen to my fucking TED talk. Well, there's a certain section of anime conventions, you know, past all the cosplaying and just past anything else. This girl, right, opened up a corner called the D-Gen Corner, where these dudes just straight up get kicked in the nuts!
nuts, bro. Nah, that's wild. You, I could never be so down bad to the point where I'm getting kicked in the nuts, bro. That is fucking crazy. That's your manhood right there, bro. Like, you know, you know why everybody says like no balls? It's because that's your manhood, bro. Your balls are your manhood. Okay. I never thought I'd be talking about it on the video, but you get the
These dudes let these girls slap them, kick them around, sit on them. They just do absolutely anything just for some female attention, which is crazy. Craziest part is, bro, she could be like a one and they would still fucking do it. They could be Gorlock the Destroyer, bro, and they would still let it happen. Hey, bro, don't get me wrong, man. The girl's kind of bad, bro. Hey, I can fix it.
not still. But I will never be at the point where I ask a girl to kick me in the nuts. That is fucking crazy. Why can't people just casually watch anime anymore? I'm fucking done. Watch some videos on the end screen. I'll catch y'all later. Peace.