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YouTubers. There's many different types of them. Some good and some fucking terrible. And now I'm not saying I'm the god of YouTube by making this fucking video. I just wanted to go over some types of YouTubers. Now I think it's safe to start with the mukbang YouTuber. How are they even still alive? Like I'd love to know. Like seriously, how do they consume
Pounds of food, literal truckloads of food. I feel so sick to my stomach doing this as a job. There is no way I'm eating all this fucking food on Nick Avocado's table right here. And although I'm a man of many eats, right? This is still not happening, bro.
And some of these mukbang YouTubers, like Nick Avocado, get all emotional in their videos. They cry, they break down, and then they cry even more. It's wild, bro. I don't know how he does it. This dude is on a different wavelength every second of the day. Let's talk about reaction channels. Now, reaction channels, they can be done right. When you actually add commentary to an input onto what you're saying. If you're like Jinx, Sniperwolf, or XQC just like staring at the goddamn video clip,
Yeah, bro, what entertainment value are people gonna get out of it? And now it is a good way to funnel traffic to that person's channel, although they're not gonna watch that video again since they sat down and watched XQC stare at it for 40 minutes. Maybe they'll possibly give the next one a watch, bro, who knows? So it can be a good thing, but you just gotta do it right. Like, don't stare at the camera like a bot for 40 minutes, bro.
Either that or some people just give like the laziest statements as their quote reactions. Like I don't know what Sniperwolf is saying sometimes. Like this girl cannot be real. That is insane. Now next on the list we got goddamn family channels bro. Oh my god.
I know some of you watching this probably watched family channels like as you were growing up. Maybe, I don't know. I never found the appeal for family channels. I just didn't get it. Like, I don't know why kids are being forced to be put in front of a camera. That is wild. If they grow up with a camera in their face 24/7, I don't know what kind of effects that's gonna have on them. No idea. Honestly, it would annoy me personally
because I wouldn't be able to live my life. Like if my mom was sitting here with a camera right now, recording me recording this video, I would just feel weird, bro. There's no way I could do like some of the shit that these family channels do for views and feel great about myself afterward. Absolutely not. Something really tragic happened to this family. And this one bitch was like, oh,
Make a face for the thumbnail. Like, really, bro? Make a face for the thumbnail? Bro, are you serious right now? I don't remember the exact situation, but bro, there's more important things than a goddamn YouTube thumbnail. That is wild. Next up, we got a new type of content creator emerging. The people that harass other people in public. The Neons, the Jackdawities. Fuck them, bro.
Like, they suck. Like, their content is so bad. I don't know how people sit there and watch it and think it's funny, bro. It's terrible. It's fucking ass. Like, it just seems like they're trying to get a reaction out of people to farm clips. Like, obviously, people are gonna get pissed at you, bro. And there was this one clip of Jack Doherty where he was walking around and he looked like he was about to fight somebody.
The other dude got mad and then his security guard stepped in and then he walked away. There was no need to do that. Like bro here was just trying to shop at the mall. There was one clip of Neon doing like a Coke and Mentos thing in a Walmart. Like bro, you are not him. Stop. Like what the fuck?
are you doing and then he has the audacity to make fun of the walmart employee when he says he doesn't fuck with his videos if he walks into a walmart and tears shit up yeah i wouldn't fuck with his videos either if i worked at walmart and then neon proceeds to make fun of him for working at walmart like listen bro you gotta do what you gotta do to make ends meet he's doing what he's got to do to support his family and although working in customer service is so bad you gotta deal with karens and all that other bullshit i commend all those people because i've done it before
And it is not fun. It fucking sucks. And this dude does not think about how this guy feels before he pours fucking Coke and Mentos on the floor. And then he's hanging out with some dude that's like fucking 30, 40 years old. Like who even is this guy? But anyways, there is another new form of content creator emerging. Now I know this one isn't on YouTube, but it is a new meta of content creation emerging.
And there's no way I diss all these other type of creators and I let these people slide. Nope, it's just not happening. The Twitch streamers that are showing themselves off on stream. Why? Like, bro, you are almost in your goddamn birthday suit on camera. That is insane.
Now just to be safe, I really don't want to show any footage of this. Like you really can't do this on any other website bro, really? Now Twitch is like bending over backwards for these streams because obviously it's bringing them more traffic to their platform and they're promoting it like heavy. Every time I open
Twitch, I see one of these fucking streams. I'm not even kidding. And as great as the baddies are, bro, I'm not trying to see them 24/7. I'm just being honest. Like if I'm trying to watch Kai Sanat or Max, bro, I'm not trying to see shit like that on my suggested. Now there's a whole lore behind these streamers. Twitch made like a policy for quote "artistic"
Nudity. Yeah, it was the stupidest thing ever. And then people started doing absolutely disgusting things on stream. Like, I don't even know how Twitch allowed this. Like, I don't understand. But yeah, there's a bunch of Discord mods that work at Twitch. It's confirmed at this point. Like, these creators get banned every, like, couple of days. And then they get unbanned.
Like, if that doesn't speak, I don't know what does. But honestly, bro, it seems like they're a bunch of goddamn moderators. That's kind of what it seems like. Next up, we got the kids' content channels. Now, of course, there's always gonna be some weird-ass content plaguing the internet. When I was growing up, I had shit like MLG videos, weird-ass animations of cartoons, mobile games, and other shit like that.
And of course, now it is amplified times 10. Like, it has gotten so much worse. There's shit like LankyBox out there. Like, what even is this content, bro? I talked about this a little bit in my Gen Alpha video. Like, there's some clips with sound effects and just no words. ♪
How do you even watch that and enjoy it? It's literally just a bunch of brain rot and shit like that. I mean, Skibbity Toilet has gotten so bad, dude. I'm not even gonna lie. There is a kid who was getting his flu shot and he was screaming to the Skibbity gods. Skibbity Toilet!
Are you fucking serious, bro? Are you kidding me? At this point, Skibbity Toilet is influencing the youth in a bad way. Like, it's not good, bro. It's horrible. There is kids that have that crazy of an obsession with Skibbity Toilet. Skibbity Toilet would have gave me nightmares if I was born in Gen Alpha. Like, this head in the toilet or whatever it is, it's so goddamn creepy. Next up, we got cooking creators. Now, some of the recipes that these people make, I don't even
know how they make them. I don't understand who would look at that and be like, yeah, man, that looks really appetizing. Like this dude cooked up a raw burger. Like what even is this, bro? Like the amount of bacteria crawling in your stomach after eating that is going to be insane, bro. This dude's going to be in the hospital on life support after eating shit like that. And then of course on TikTok, you have these people that think they're chefs, bro, that think they're cooking for Gordon Ramsay. And then they whip up this. Like this looks like a fucking...
I don't even know. What even is that? Goddamn carrot pudding? I don't know, dude. That looks disgusting. Then you got people like this that put like the weirdest combinations of food together. Like, nah, bro. When I get a chicken wing, the last thing I'm doing is dipping it in
Peanut butter. That is, oh my God, you're an insane human. Like why? And I don't even know if this is like a recipe at this point. People just straight up put an eggs in a Dorito bag and calling it a day. I don't know, dog. You know what, bro? We're just going to move on. Next on the list, we got to talk about those inspirational ad Dhar Mann YouTubers. Oh my God, bro. There's so many of them now.
And then there's some of them that just make the wackiest storylines. Okay, bro, I don't think I even have to sit here and watch these videos just based on this screenshot. Based on the first five seconds, I don't think I even have to sit down and watch it. Just, I'm just gonna let the image speak for itself. Like, this kid about to step up to the plate and, like, whack his mother with a bat? Like, what even is the storyline going on here? I guess this is supposed to teach us not to be spoiled to our moms. But this dude's a whole ass...
Psychopath to his mom. I don't think anybody with a functioning brain is going to act like this towards their mom Like I don't know what kind of life lessons I would possibly be taking away from this type of content I don't know you can't let your son bitch you down either like you gotta set some ground rules You just gotta put him in line if he's acting like a piece of shit and holding up a bat to your face like this guy like this is a type of shit you would find on to be like what the fuck is
is this: "Hot Girlfriend Sleeps With Boyfriend's Dad: What Happens Next Is Shocking." Oh, I'm sure it is shocking. This dude really paid for actors, paid for the video to be edited, uploaded it onto YouTube Private, and then when he dropped the video, he was like, "Yep, this is good." HOW?!
This video should have stayed in the drafts, bro. Why is this even a public video? I don't know. The first part of the video I'm not going to show is the girl digging in a laundry machine. Okay. You already know what's going to be happening in that goddamn video. I don't have to, I don't have to show anything. Next up we got ASMR videos. Now I don't understand the appeal to this one. You got somebody just fucking straight up talking into your ear and apparently it gives people quote tangles. Now that would just creep me the
fuck out dude like imagine if they just straight up hucked up a loogie on the microphone like like that that would just not be hitting bro imagine if they were all snotty like i am right now like i can barely talk without having to cough or spit out phlegm like that is the last thing i think of when i think of relaxing maybe reading a book watching a youtube video that's not trash watching tv
ASMR videos. Like that doesn't fit in the category at all whatsoever, bro. Imagine if I was just whispering in the mic right now. You would click off the goddamn video. And they really got microphones with ears on them, bro. They really want to get that surround sound down to a T. They really trying to target my ear. And sometimes, bro, they be licking the ear holes on the microphone. Like nah, just imagine how fucking musty that goddamn microphone is. Like I'm pretty sure the microphones had enough of their stank ass breath. Like that is crazy. Now we got to talk about gaming YouTubers.
Not just the regular type of gaming YouTubers like Markiplier and Jacksepticeye who just play games and chill. *sigh*
People like Aphmau. Yeah, these videos are fucking terrible. Like, I don't know how people watch this shit. They scream to the top of their lungs, bro. I don't know how their voice boxes haven't died yet. And then they do some weird-ass roleplay shit in Minecraft like this. Pregnant with twins. Are you serious, bro? Like, what is this? Like, imagine if a kid's trying to watch Minecraft videos, and then he stumbles upon bullshit like this. Like, there's some weird-ass gaming YouTubers out there. And she made, like,
billion videos getting pregnant with twins in Minecraft. I mean, these videos made a fat bag. I'm not gonna lie, but 20 times is crazy. Then you got those people who make cringy-ass Roblox videos, saying they're trying to riz up a girl in Roblox or some shit like that, or have some corny-ass pickup line on the screen. Or there's
people saying like you can get free items in roblox free robux free this free that but to you little timmies out there that you thought you were actually gonna get robux nothing in this world is free bro somebody's gotta pay for it how do you possibly think that twenty dollars worth of robux is magically gonna appear in your account or these items are just gonna spawn in
That is like the bad side of gaming YouTube, honestly. Like, there's a lot of great gaming creators out there, but there's also people like this out there. Now we got the worst type of content creator out there of all time. The people that are scammers that quote-unquote teach you how to get rich. Like, look, bro, you got no motion. I don't know why you're trying to teach somebody else how to get rich. The only way to get rich is by working hard. There's no course that can help you. There's no overnight transformation, like...
you're gonna wake up with a million dollars in your pocket if you do this. Like, that's not how fucking works, bro. You actually gotta work hard. And the fact that these TikTok scammers and YouTube scammers or whoever are out here like, yeah, man, just buy my course. Like, obviously, they're trying to get you to buy their course. Like, it's-
Pretty simple. Like they have no credibility, but they try to force it. They try to make people believe that they have some kind of credibility. Just because you have fake cash in your hand and you said you quote took the risk. That does not mean you have any kind of motion, bro. Like shut the fuck. And then he says some shit like find out how to get rich like me in my bio. Dude, no one is getting rich. The money for your $600 course is just going right in your pocket, bro.
Now, if I'm going to be honest with you, man, scamming ain't going to get you nowhere but the prison cell, my boy. I'm just being honest. But anyways, bro, those are the worst types of YouTubers. Let me know what you think are the worst types of YouTubers, and I'm out.