Queen of the Amazons with Naomi Smalls and Katya
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本周在KBLD的《低俗与美丽杰作剧院》中，我们为您带来1973年杰出的性剥削电影《亚马逊女王》，主演是独一无二的Naomi Smalls！在遥远的巴布亚新几内亚海岸的赫尔米西亚岛上，生活着一个亚马逊部落，她们是原始力量、性欲和女神般优雅的典范。几个世纪以来，男人们被这些亚马逊作为性奴隶，仅用于繁殖和体力劳动。现在，随着一群来自邻近岛屿的嗜血女战士掠夺赫尔米西亚乡村，被压迫的男性决定加入亚马逊，反击！来这里享受死亡、性爱和不必要的裸露，偶尔还有热辣的女战士狂欢。因长长的丝滑腿部而被评为NC-17。现在是时候切换到世界上最好的猫粮Smalls了！前往https://Smalls.com/BALD并在结账时使用促销代码BALD，享受首单50%折扣加免费送货！本集由BetterHelp赞助。尝试在线治疗，访问https://BetterHelp.com/BALD，开始成为最好的自己！用Gametime消除购买音乐会门票的猜测！下载Gametime应用程序，创建账户，并使用代码BALD享受首购20美元的折扣！更多信息请访问：https://Gametime.co！最后一分钟的票。最低价格。保证。无论你是在寻找朋友、乐趣还是寻找那个特别的人，今天就下载最好的男同性恋约会应用程序Archer吧！更多信息请访问：https://www.ArcherApp.com。想了解高大美丽的女神Naomi Smalls的更多信息，请访问：https://naomismallsduh.com。关注Naomi: @NaomiSmalls 关注Trixie: @TrixieMattel 关注Katya: @Katya_Zamo 在YouTube上观看播客：http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT

<raw_text>0 Mike Tirico here with some of the 2024 Team USA athletes. What's your message for the team of tomorrow? To young athletes, never forget why you started doing it in the first place. You have to pursue something that you're passionate about. Win, lose, or draw, I'm always going to be the one having a smile on my face. Finding joy in why you do it keeps you doing it.

Be authentic, be you, and have fun. Joy is powering Team USA during the Olympic and Paralympic Games. Comcast is proud to be bringing that inspiration home for the team of tomorrow. Okay, welcome back to... For the first time, this is an unprecedented moment because while the show is called The Bold and the Beautiful, we have never actually had a beautiful person on.

That's a lie. No, it's not. She walked into the studio and it's like when you realize Santa Claus is real. It's like the opposite of that. So I grabbed, what did you clocked in at? What? 90 inches.

90 inches from stem to stern. I've never walked in anywhere and a tape measure was grabbed immediately. It's almost like, it's like, it's like the size queen for like, I'm a size queen for legs and bodies. It's so, so how I need to, we need to talk about the, I'm just going to objectify you for like a good long 20 to 30 minutes. How did you get here?

Were you, did you have to lay flat on like a large, like an 18 wheeler bed? Do you know? You know when like the camel gets lost in the hills and the helicopter has to take it and it's just like floating over. Yeah, airlifted. It was very that, airlifted. Oh, and then it goes like. Yes. And then it turns into a meme. You have, that's your next, oh my God.

No more reveals, no more ruffle coats. You are going to get strapped to a gurney and then towed by a helicopter and then you're going to like fucking spin out of control and then they're just going to fling you across the country. That's the plan. So when did you get these legs? How do you negotiate the physics and the aerodynamics of having legs that go all the way up to your neck? Wow.

Honestly, I don't know what the hell else I would do if I didn't have them. I literally am like a pygmy person next to you. No, you're not. No, no, it is. I didn't know if you were going to be in drag today. Okay, I texted you. I was like, are you going to be fresh-faced or are you going to be in drag? You texted me? I texted... Well, I was like... I just want to know because I keep trying to...

gas myself up to do something on a drag. I'm so happy that I'm not in drag because I would look like the woman who lives under a bridge next to Naomi Campbell over here. Oh my God. So do you know what is your inseam? I think it's like 30...

738 ish do you have trouble finding pants I used to yeah but now I feel like the style is like a lot longer and like baggier yeah thank god but when I was like in high school I used to like go on ASOS ASOS had like the tall girl jeans do you remember this store called tall girl no there was well I mean how old are you is that Bolton's

How old are you? Oh, I'm 30. Oh, yeah. Okay. So this is like, I think this is probably like early 2000s. There was a store in Boston called Tall Girl. Oh, wow. And I think it was, they were marketing towards tall girls. Yeah. I'm not exactly sure. But I mean, if that store existed today, the way that they would be...

just up your ass to do every single campaign I would hope so it would be so cunt I'd be fierce so do you like do you ever have um issues on airplanes oh all the time horrible all the time when you don't get that like comfort upgrade even at least you're just like back in the day before the coins really started rolling in you're like an economy like this like yeah or the worst is when you're like if you've ever missed a flight or anything and they stick you in like a middle seat

Or what about the very back middle seat? Back middle seat on your way to Australia. Or on your way back from Australia once you've been kicked out for having the wrong visa. Or just a gig in general. Yeah, just a gig in general. Do you... Oh my God. Like...

No, but honestly, there's perks and there's non-perks. What are the perks? Perks is concerts, but it's a con for everybody else. Yeah, but fuck them. Fuck their sight lines. Perks is drag, for sure. I feel like just walking into the room and being a tall drag queen is always impactful. You actually scared me. I felt like a deep...

existential dread that I wasn't able to like identify for like a good 25 seconds. I was like, Oh my gosh, no, we've been in drag plenty of times. I know, but I mean like I haven't seen you in a while and it's like, I, I'm used to seeing Trixie. It's like, you know, um, this is like the same lady bunny impersonator and I'm just kidding. But like it's the, but you are really striking and I feel like in this day and age with there's so many drag Queens, um,

You have to have like something that sets you apart and you have like a good 36 inches on everybody. It's cunty. Oh, thank you. Do you like wiggling? Like what do you mean? Like dancing? Yeah. Like actually on stage? Not really.

I think in my own special way, I figured out a way to like keep the crowd entertained while I'm. Well, I think it's, you're like, Oh God. 30 seconds left. Minute 35. I mean, you're, if anybody could get away with, you know, literally standing there beveling at the foot and just like, it's you. Oh, thank you. Do you, when was the last time, when was the last time you were on Drag Race? Oh gosh. 2017.

I think filmed 2017. I know. Isn't that crazy? That's not true. It was like right after... What are you talking about? Oh my gosh, no. You filmed right after my original season. But and then All Stars. And then All Stars was like... What was that? I think it aired like 2018. Yeah. Shit. So it's been a minute. It's been a minute. Are they barking at your door to come back and do it? All Stars 58? No, I think that I have...

A little bit of a sharp tongue. You're like, hi. Oh, fuck you. No, I think that like... I actually definitely do have a sharp tongue. And I didn't realize that they knew I had a sharp tongue. So that's like a whole combination. Now when you say sharp tongue, can you be more specific? I don't know. I think I'm just like really passionate about... Not going on Drag Race? No, not even that. It's not that because I'm not that girl. It's like no more Drag Race. I think I just like...

I was such a fan of Drag Race growing up. So when I got there and I realized what it was, it was hard for me to like... Oh, I see. I'm definitely part of the first wave of queens that was a fan before they were a queen. Before you were a contestant. Yeah. So the magic was just gone. But not in a bad way. Just in a very factual way. So then I was being very factual about it, talking about it. But I realized...

That's not necessarily like there's some things that are supposed to be smoke and mirrors. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's true. And it's also it's it is kind of annoying. Like I've had the experience of being at a viewing party where there's a queen who's been on the show. And, you know, she's so she really thinks she's like. Suck my ass faggot Ross Matthews.

No. Never mind. We'll get back to sucking. I was going to say no. Like there's a queen who's like intent on like, you know, telling everybody how it really works or like how, you know, spoiling the mystery or like, you know, you know, giving that kind of like insider, you

perspective that you know I would prefer to just like take it at face value which we both know is not exactly the case right like it's produced it's a reality show there's a lot you don't see whatever but I mean could you imagine going back for another version of All Stars when I watch it now I don't know if I could keep up

Like those girls put in so much work and money and care. Where did they get the fucking, where did they even get the outfits? Insane. Like where? Like the Plastic and Gottmik are like fucking it up. Like it's like insane. If I walked in the workroom and saw, after like the first or second episode with Gottmik and Plastic, I'd be like, okay, so maybe behind the camera is a good place for me. I could do, I could help. Sarge move over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could be a PA. I could do some gaffing. I'll definitely be like, hi.

heart eyes, you know, I would, I would just walk right through the workroom and be like, no, I'll, I'll just wait for next time. Absolutely. Like, that's kind of how I feel like watching it now. I'm like,

I'm very happy we can both say it. Every single time I talk to someone who can say this, I'm like, we are the Logo TV girls. It's from a different time. I think I'm actually a Hanna-Barbera girl. It was a long time ago. Yes, it was a cute, lovely thing back then. And it's, thank God, you know, the fame has continued. But

It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. You got to fucking miss Jean-Paul Gaultier walking down the runway and then Plastique, the Brazilian carnival float, come to life. Insane. And you're like, oh, so I look like a chicken nugget that's wrapped in like shit. And it's just, it would be so intimidating to me. And you don't get eliminated. Well, that's the cool part. I will.

No, no, no. Like you have to show all your shit. Yeah. I'm like, I'll go first. You know, like I'll go like, that's the humiliating thing. It's like insult to injury that you week after week, you have to be compared to these untouchable goddesses. Yeah. Oh,

I know I could definitely snap myself into it. It would be a completely different headspace. You'd go down to a hustler store in Hollywood, get a few negligees, bring some baby oil. You just let them have it. You wouldn't have to do all that. Michelle would hate it. Oh, go fuck her. Oh my God, fuck her. What would it take? What actually would it take besides a gun to your head to make you go there? You know what it would take? I'm going to be the casting director. I'm going to pick the ugliest girls

And then I'm going to limit their costume budgets. I mean, we're going to give them three days notice. I'm going to get a year's worth of preparation. Well, there are girls who would do it with three days notice. Oh, I know. There's always a queen who will do it for what you're saying now. Oh, hell yeah. But guess what? I'm also going to call the airlines. Their luggage is going to get lost and we're going to have to film right when we get there. I would have to sabotage and be so undermining and underhanded. Plus, it's just not that fun. Yeah, it's a lot. How are these heels?

These are fine. These are actually like my go-to. Willem's the one who like was like, oh, I don't want these. You should have these. And I ended up buying them. But there's three straps of dental floss. This is where I feel comfortable. Oh, my God.

It's just a sensible five-inch lube. Yeah, but there's like a hidden platform, so it's like only a four. Oh, so that makes it a hidden platform. Do you realize if I was wearing those shoes and I stood up, I would break both my ankles immediately? No, you're good with heels. You also are very like...

Durable. Hardy. Weathered. Weathered. Seasoned. No, no, no. No, I just did a lip syncing this past weekend for the first time in like quite a while. What did it feel like? Was there pride? Yeah, it was pride in Salt Lake City. It was exhilarating. But before the exhilaration, it was humiliating. It's a lot. The heels. I walked. I thought I was like, I walked on the stage. I'm like, okay, I'm wearing pumps. They're like three and a half inches. They're fine. Yeah.

And close toe, close toe, close toe, just a pump. I got off stage. I'm like, well, I have bunions and corns now. Like it hurts so bad. And I was like, so like, I couldn't feel my pussy with those shoes on. It's the worst. You could get away with bare feet.

No. Yes, you could. I need the arch. Releve. I feel like your back just, you know. Releve. You go up on the tippy toes. Literally speaking of backs, I'm having like a moment. Back surgery? Honestly, I might need it. What's going on? After these like pride gigs and like just throwing my...

Not throwing, putting your pussy in the wind. Pretending to dance for the past nine years. No, no, listen. When you see, when you get the hardware, it's not pretending you're showcasing. There you go. I mean, you're, it's like, you know, you're showcasing, you bring the goods to the stage. People ogle the goods and that's it. That's it. The work was done before you showed up. Yeah. You don't have to, we're not doing cartwheels, flip flops, spread eagle splits and pirouettes and shit. We're going, uh, uh, uh, and uh, I need to remember that. Yeah.

Because my back is fucked. Like actually fucked. I've never had that kind of like when you have to like wake up actually on your back to like become or actually sleep on your back like a patient. Like Dracula. Yeah. Yeah. So I mean drag is like it is one of the quickest and most efficient ways to ruin your body. I'm learning also I think 30 hits differently than...

Or a different decade period just hits different than the previous one. Yeah, there's definitely a threshold around the late 20s I found where you wake up and you're like, oh, what's this? This is what they were talking about. What is this bag of shit? But I wonder, I'm trying to think of your proportions. What would the danger be of having such an unusually...

seductive body. You've got long legs. So if like you had a really long torso, I feel like that would be like the dangers. Oh, but I don't know. Just probably just people touching it when you don't want them to. Yeah. Being so sexy that people, you're just liable to be roped. Yeah.

Not to be indelicate, but if I had your body, my God, I'd have 13 kids. Oh, see, and I think if I had like George's body, I would have like a mattress tied to my back. Like just like push me over and go to town. Wait, who's George? Which one is George's? The tiny, tiny. Oh, she's on the current All-Star season. Okay. What about Plastique? Oh, I mean, that's like, I feel like I would only...

I feel like men would be too scared to hit on her. She's almost like too unattainable. Mama, that's you. I mean... You're the terrifier and terrifying part too in terms of female sexuality. If we were in a club and I'm like a dude and I've got my jeans and my black button down, I don't even know what my approach to you would be like.

Hello, hello, glamazon woman. I didn't even like, how do people? Well, dress like a bap slash ice climber. I don't know like what. That would be intimidating. Yeah. But if you're in the club, you kind of pare down the drag a little bit. So what's the, is there a pickup line or is there an approach that has ever worked?

on you honestly not so much a pickup line but if they are over like six six it's a wrap for me it's like you can be so you're pretty much exclusively nba focused yeah like that would be if if i was a woman mama why aren't you courtside why aren't you like why why aren't you courtside at the lakers like right now that'd be wild like with i could see with this outfit like this like

Like pretending like I know what's going on. Well, yeah. You're just leaning. They always lean in and then they whisper to their friend. So you and Plasti coincide at the Lakers game. You would probably have a line around the block of like suitors ready to just like fucking spray you and come. That'd be a wrap. Yeah. That'd be a wrap. But I would hope that they're

Oh shit. Okay. So now you've even, that, that made it even more of a different market. Oh yeah. Because they, you literally, the, the, the percentage of men out there who want to get taught by a glamazon goddess is,

Mama. It's high. You could be charging in the tens of thousands an hour. It'd be fierce. Yeah. Give up drag. Just become an escort. Yeah. And then I can actually just lay on my back. Well, no, you got to do as the top, you got to put in a little work, but you wear one of those. Oh, that's tea. You know how the movers wear the back braces? You stone one of those. You stone one of those. And then it's like a corset, you know? Fierce. You got to protect that lower. You protect your low back while you're blowing their back out. That'd be hot. Yeah. That'd be really hot. It'd be fierce. Pau Gasol, I'm looking at you.

Who? Paul Gasol. Paul Gasol? You hear that, Paul? You ready to get topped by a 90-inch goddess?

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So she could put on a fake torso over her torso and still look skinny. Yes. I know. It's crazy. She can pad her body and still look tiny. She is really... Yeah, it's insane. But Gabe, he created like a skin...

for her that matched her tits. It's terrible. And then she was like, how do I put this all together? And then she had another designer put it all together and stone it so it's seamless. I mean...

She's going to make it happen. That's the one thing I learned about her. She will make it happen. She is build back better. She is going to bring our troops home. She is literally, she is single-handedly like the allied victory is all thanks to plastic tiara. Yeah. I look at that level of drag, the level of commitment, the attention to detail. And then I think, um, maybe I should work at the post office. You know, I cannot even imagine it. It's like way too much. It's weird. It's great to see though. And now, um,

I hope it's not. I think they get paid now to go on journeys, right? That's another enticing part of it. It's about time. Honestly, honestly,

Watching it though, I do think that people like maybe have just pocketed some of the budget. Oh shit. That's fierce. That's fierce. Like you get a wardrobe stipend of $100,000 and then you just bring stuff from home. All your stuff. Just like smelly like brunch looks. Also because they can't eliminate you. Yeah. Well, Trixie and I joke that I would have to, because I can't even imagine approaching that level, I would go the other way.

I would bring three wigs, no style, center part, hard front. And then I would do little biscuits. I'd do like slacks to enter. I would do like...

Like a maxi dress for one of the good runways. And then like for the finale, I just wear all my bracelets. And that's it. Love. Bring it. It has to be reset. I mean, and then they would change the rules after that. Change the rules to what? Okay, you must, you know, have you ever done a gig? I don't know if your gigs are like this where they're like, costume change is a must. You know that some girl fucked it up for everyone that was like. No way.

I've seen wig changes too, like on like for the play girls. Now that's fierce because in my contract, it did specify two high energy numbers. And I was like, I was like an hour before showtime. I was like, I'm so I'm going to do Lana Del Rey. Wow.

And it was doing time. The summertime. It's one of the best songs she's ever done. I love her. I love her too. I love her too. But if you're looking for a high energy option from Miss Del Rey, she is notoriously scarce. She's got like that summertime sadness remix. But that's a long one though. I don't have the stamina to be out there for six minutes. And also it doesn't really go on a journey. It's just like more for life. It's got like a three minute intro too. But it was outside in the summer. I felt like

I got the energy, right? It certainly wasn't high energy, but I was like, thank God I didn't go out there and try to do some whip crack fucking diva mix because three minutes in, I would have had a cardiac event. Oh, yeah, no. What made you choose this most recent Salt Lake as like...</raw_text>

本周在KBLD的《Schlock &amp; Beautiful Masterpiece Theater》中，我们为您带来1973年杰出的性剥削电影《亚马逊女王》，主演是独一无二的Naomi Smalls！在遥远的巴布亚新几内亚海岸的Hermythia岛上，生活着一个亚马逊部落，她们是原始力量、性欲和女神般优雅的典范。几个世纪以来，男人们被这些亚马逊作为性奴隶，仅用于繁殖和体力劳动。现在，随着一群来自邻近岛屿的嗜血女战士掠夺和洗劫Hermythian乡村，被压迫的男性决定加入亚马逊并反击！来这里享受死亡、性爱和不必要的裸露，偶尔还有热辣的女战士狂欢。因长腿丝滑而被评为NC-17。现在是时候切换到世界上最好的猫粮Smalls了！前往https://Smalls.com/BALD并在结账时使用促销代码BALD，享受首单50%折扣加免费送货！本集由BetterHelp赞助。尝试在线治疗，访问https://BetterHelp.com/BALD，开始成为最好的自己！用Gametime消除购买音乐会门票的猜测！下载Gametime应用程序，创建账户，并使用代码BALD享受首购$20折扣！更多信息请访问：https://Gametime.co！最后一分钟票。最低价格。保证。无论您是在寻找朋友、乐趣还是寻找那个特别的人，今天就下载最好的男同性恋约会应用程序Archer！更多信息请访问：https://www.ArcherApp.com。想了解高耸的美丽女神Naomi Smalls的更多信息，请访问：https://naomismallsduh.com。关注Naomi: @NaomiSmalls 关注Trixie: @TrixieMattel 关注Katya: @Katya_Zamo 在YouTube上观看播客：http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT

<raw_text>0 我觉得是因为破产。这与被止赎有关。老实说，这就是让我们都答应接这个工作的原因。是的，就像在新闻发布会上，他们会问你，是什么激励你接这个角色？银行。我的银行账户上的红字。不是，但我真的很震惊这有多有趣。你之前和他们合作过吗？我不知道。

有没有一个短小的女同性恋，戴着眼镜，穿着有点粉色的衣服？哦，我肯定有好几个。她是负责的。不是，不，不，不，不。那个地方叫Milk。哦，是的。Milk SLC。哦，是的，是的，是的，是的，是的。它是在外面，有一个大屏幕之类的。你知道摩门教的浸泡现象吗？不。那是什么，

就像他们穿着白色的睡衣？不。基本上，我们在婚前不能发生性关系。但是如果你把你的阴茎放进我的阴道里，只是在床上插入，然后有人跳到床上以产生运动，这就叫浸泡。但因为我们没有抽动，所以我们是无辜的。哦，有趣。但确实有插入。确实有插入，但运动是由第三方提供的。外包给床上的朋友。哦，所以确实有抽动，但...

不是由你来做。这就像地震性爱。是的。等一下，这就是活动的内容吗？不，不，不。这是摩门教对婚前禁欲的一个漏洞。你在盐湖城时发现的。但因为它叫浸泡，我感受到了，我在《浸泡阳光》上做了一个安可演出。

我从来没有想过自己会做安可，但我真的感受到我的阴道。所以浸泡是每个人在那里长大时都知道的事情。这是常用语。是的。每个人都参与其中，每个人都沉浸在浸泡中。这对我来说太荒谬了。那你怎么能证明呢？可以这样做吗？不，因为摩门教里没有同性恋。哦，我觉得在那种情况下，你不如直接抽动，因为你会下地狱。对吧。你知道我的意思吗？

但这不是很疯狂吗？这太疯狂了。作为一个漏洞，就像，哦，如果你的朋友在你把阴茎放在她的阴道里时跳到床上。我觉得我记得《家庭家族》做过一个关于这个的片段，他们试图把它放进他们的耳朵里。我肯定那是另一个漏洞。是的。你第一次坠入爱河是什么时候？哦。嗯...

我觉得唯一的人...算了，算了。爱。是的。我觉得我第一次坠入爱河，我认为那是爱，绝对是和一个超出我能力范围的直男在一起。但我觉得只是...

我是说，我在高中时戴着牙套。妈妈，牙套真是太棒了。对不起。我在考虑再戴一次。我的意思是，因为如果你现在看到一个戴牙套的男孩，你会觉得，哦，你爱自己。你在自我提升。是的，你在主动。是的，是的。成年人的牙套对我来说太性感了。

我爱成年人的牙套。是的。当我戴牙套的时候，尽管你知道，我还年轻，我曾经幻想戴着牙套吸阴茎是什么感觉。现在我很好奇，如果有一个成年男人戴着牙套，那会是什么样子？好吧，让我告诉你。第一次我吸阴茎的时候，我戴着牙套。评价并不好。真的吗？是你第一次吗？是我的第一次，但我觉得，经验不足和嘴里有很多尖锐金属的结合是，

可能并不好。就说Yelp评论并不好。好的。是的。他说，他说，血。是的。我们就这样说吧，这是一个，呃，你叫什么？呃，无意的割礼。开玩笑的。嗯，但我知道。我真的觉得像是戴牙套的男人是可爱的。是的，不，这很可爱。这很可爱。难道没有一个拖曳皇后戴着牙套吗？哦，是的。她叫什么名字？她是那个做翻转的？模仿雪儿的？我还在努力追赶拖曳，因为我仍然停留在那个时刻。那是什么？生活在那之后就暂停了。是的，你在说，她的雪儿模仿吗？哦！

是的。她的牙套很可爱。它们还让你看起来年轻10岁。正是。青春之泉。我想知道，这对每个人都有效吗？你看起来很好。你的皮肤看起来很棒。谢谢。但我必须...你说的有些事情，我发誓我可能会忘记我媒体家族的名字。好的。在我...

忘记你在海滩上说过的话之前。我甚至不知道你是否记得。是你，我，我的朋友安德鲁，还有其他几个人。是的，紫罗兰。是的，是的。我们在谈论整形手术。那时你一定是23岁吧？嗯。我们在谈论非手术的东西，比如肉毒杆菌和填充物。然后你说，真的没有什么可以替代动手术。我发誓。

而且你说得非常有说服力，语气非常权威。我当时想，是的，她说得对。实际上。是的。你可以尝试，你可以尝试打扮和修饰，但你真的必须，只是，你对所有的，我是说，趋势和，比如说，醒来看到每个人都在用Ozempic。

或者每个人都在做颊脂肪去除。你对所有这些事情有什么看法？我觉得在化妆品，尤其是注射性化妆品、外科美容方面，它是针对某种情况的。好的。但因为效果很好...

它变得非常流行，让每个人都认为自己是候选人。完全正确。然后在五年、十年后，当趋势转向其他方向时，大家都会说，哦，糟糕。我到底对自己做了什么？尤其是像颊脂肪去除这样的事情，这些年轻女演员才22岁。她们想把脸上的所有脂肪都吸走，然后看起来像40岁。是的。这太疯狂了。

疯狂。我脑海中第一个想到的例子就是玛丽·凯·奥尔森。她正在进行一种女巫频率。她已经在森林里待了一段时间了。她真的有。她就像黑水晶。她是12岁吗？她70岁吗？她就像，我觉得没有任何规则适用于她们，因为她们就像，

我意思是，颊脂肪绝对消失了。所有的颊脂肪都消失了。当你从脸上去掉脂肪时，尤其是当你本来就不胖的时候。妈妈，当你已经是个细枝末节的时候。是的。你是在剥离细枝上的木头。这只会让你显得更老。但她们有一种黑魔法、神秘、女巫般的气息。

我觉得她们超越了人类生活的规范和规则。你知道我的意思吗？当然。此外，拥有一个双胞胎真是太酷了。我真羡慕。尤其是一个情绪化的双胞胎。想象一下，黑暗、神秘的妓女乘以二。我知道。这太棒了。预算也是。

一切。亿万富翁的预算。我知道。为什么要一个，当你可以有两个，价格翻倍？那些妓女知道什么...我太爱她们了。而且，我永远不会忘记她们在婚礼上提供的...其中一个在桌子上放了香烟。香烟的碗。她嫁给了一个老法国人。那个高个子家伙，是的。她看起来像...她看起来像一个来自森林的18岁女巫...

嫁给一个75岁的亿万富翁，婚礼上免费香烟，真是太棒了。我知道。恐惧在某种频率上。还有，如果我能穿上她们的系列，那就好了。我会的。The Row，我会的，你知道。你为什么不能穿？这只是黑色的帷幕。它会打破，我的意思是，它的价格合理。面料也很好。但，我的意思是，她们的生活轨迹是如此令人羡慕。

童星在那个糟糕的节目上。然后她们转型成亿万富翁，古怪的亿万富翁，像连体女巫一样。这太棒了。她们的父母实际上...

没有把她们搞砸，这太罕见了。是的。我觉得她们的父母做得很好。玛丽，我开始看那个安静的拍摄。我不得不把那玩意儿关掉。这就是我谈论它的原因。女孩。我当时想，天哪，这太腐烂了，这只会加强我个人的观点，

如果我是总统，我的第一项行政命令就是在电影和电视中，18岁以下的人不能参与。你想演，剧本里有婴儿吗？是的。你得穿上尿布。是的，艾玛·斯通，穿上尿布，画上雀斑。太疯狂了。把奶嘴放进你的嘴里。你就是婴儿。我绝对觉得我会在那种情况下，作为一个孩子，陷入任何事情。

这太疯狂了。我的意思是，想想第一次参加拖曳比赛的感觉。就像那种经验不足的程度。鲁碰了我。那是什么？鲁碰了我。是的。她在整个赛季都摸着你的腿。是的。

女孩，玛丽，这完全是相反的。鲁·保罗是怎样的。她没有碰我。她没有看我。她没有和我说话。她根本不在。关于鲁·保罗的关注没有什么好担心的。可以这么说。但这太恶心了。我知道，这太恶心了。哦，童星。我知道。现在我们在《拖曳比赛》中有天线宝宝。

天线宝宝怎么了？我不知道，我甚至不知道天线宝宝还在。我们有Hello Kitty。她们会告诉我们。没错，她们没有在培养。我知道。

我的意思是，这就像...接下来是什么？托尼老虎？我觉得你也是这样。我是个培养者。不，但你来自这个世界。就像你根本不在为孩子们做拖曳。根本不是。那从来不是其中的一部分。我在做拖曳，以便孩子们不在画面中。我试图采取所有步骤，做所有动作...

以确保在任何时刻都没有可见的孩子。事实上，我试图疏远我的兄弟姐妹，以便我的侄女和侄子不想来看我。这对我来说太有趣了，就像给孩子们读书。我知道。我不明白。

我想我想给孩子们读的书是，这是一个故事，快滚开。离开这里。太奇怪了。我感谢《拖曳比赛》，让拖曳以某种方式过滤，使许多年轻粉丝可以观看和成长。因为A，我曾经是那个人。然后B...

我现在已经很久没有参加我的原始赛季了，我现在看到那些痴迷于我的孩子们。

长大成人，进入俱乐部。就像，这真是太疯狂了。是的。当你收到消息或消息时，像，哦，我的天，我，我，我，第一次看到你的赛季时，我刚刚毕业幼儿园。现在我拥有三套房子，我已经离婚两次。我想，哦，他们说得如此随意。是的。你就像，哦，那是一个非常随意的，呃，

你知道，像20年的时间掉落。这是非常令人清醒的。就像他们在告诉你这些，而我正在努力让我的卡通过。就像，我能不能请你闭嘴？就像，请。现在对我来说太多了。我正在 spiraling。这太疯狂了。这太疯狂了。我们在许多不同的上下文中接收到如此多的随意信息，就像见面会等等，你就像，

哦，好吧。就像在上一个活动的见面会上，半数的人都在说，感谢你来。我们知道你真的不想在这里。我当时想，你在说什么？这其实不是真的。我当时很有趣。她们是最疯狂的事情，但她们仍然来，因为她们爱你。她们来了，我们在20分钟内进行了75人的见面会。哦，是的。在后面。是的。

是的，我知道确切的。当只有你时，这更容易。我和Trixie在一起时，这是一整件事。因为然后你会说，我爱你，但我并不真的喜欢你。你知道，她们真的可以走。你在创造空间。是的，这很多。但就像，哦，我的天，她们太有趣了。除了Trixie，你和谁一起做过演出是你最喜欢的人？哦，糟糕。

我的意思是，我觉得Detox总是很有趣。她总是很有趣。总是很有趣。还有很多。这是一个较短的名单。不，我觉得这是一个更长的名单。没那么有趣。好吧，你知道吗？Trixie和我一直在谈论的事情，守时。

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那是一种我无法应对的压力。我必须准备好。然后我需要20分钟的缓冲时间来徘徊和担忧。就像，你知道，没关系。是的。因为我们实际上早期一起做过一次巡演。你非常像，因为你必须做那个大型的团体见面会。那是彼得吗？是的。哦，我的天。是的，那种事情，以及他们以前如何运行见面会。太疯狂了。他们会说，好吧，你们这些混蛋。

排队，因为这些该死的恶心女王只会在你面前停留半秒钟，如果你有任何东西要签名，去你妈的，然后她们会抓住那个人，把他们扔给我们，然后另一个人抓住他们，把他们像扔下阳台一样扔掉，太疯狂了。在这一切之前，他们会把手机放在这些人脸上，问他们，谁是你最喜欢的？像谁是你最喜欢的女王？这样他们就可以放在社交媒体上。如果他们说你，你就得走出来，拍张照片。

我甚至不记得那种事情。太疯狂了。我绝对会再去她们的演出，像，知道，友好地出去，做所有那些事情。但像做那些演出。太疯狂了。我一直在寻找逃脱。好吧，女孩，因为日程安排也是这样，好吧，我们回到酒店。你在床上卸妆，得在1点、2点之前。然后我们有5点的集合时间。哦，是的。没有巴士。没有巴士，妈妈。没有巴士。打包。把你流汗的拖曳装好。没有帮助。是的。

试着睡两个、三个小时。然后醒来，去机场。这是最好的部分。你最后一个登机，经过头等舱。头等舱。没错。回到飞机上。太棒了。疯狂。这就像女神，就像司机和女神。只是反转了。只是换了。是的，是的。我们在开巴士。太棒了。就这样。哦，天哪。那些巡演真是太棒了。而且在派对上。是的。

Ed Hardy和假发，然后你在午餐桌上时，有人说，我想你在凤凰城。是的，好的，因为我觉得那是我们唯一的一次团体晚餐，其中一个女王在谈论她为蕾哈娜做私人脱衣舞的事情。是的，那是在我巡演的一部分。那是谁？

哦，我的天。我在想，谁会说，可能是她或Thorgy。不，不，不。Thorgy有现实的联系。是的，是的。她可以娱乐，但这个婊子，她在讲篝火故事。太棒了。一旦金和我，因为我们刚从拍摄回来，我们把她视为这样一个搞笑、正常的故事人物。然后一旦我们发现，哦，所有这些事情都是：

可疑的可疑的虚构可疑的活动。是的，之后就结束了。夸大其词，等等，但甚至不是夸大其词，简直就是编织故事。太随意了，就像，记得我有没有告诉你我射杀了肯尼迪？你在说什么？这是每个人都没有说什么，可能是因为我们太累了，但我们就像，我当时想，

这真的发生了吗？她真的在说这个吗？哦，我的天。真的是最疯狂、最不可思议的事情。我很欣赏对那种妄想的承诺。我绝对和她聊过。你在粉丝身上看到过多少个自己的纹身，让你内心停顿？就像，你在想，哦，

哦，或者像，像你看到过多少个纹身？好的。那么，我的，我，

请，千万不要把我纹在你的身上。她们没有脸。比例不合适。她们也许可以做半条腿。我只是觉得很糟糕。我觉得我改变了我的...我喜欢认为我改变了我的妆容，所以当我看到某个人身上的旧脸谱时，我会想...你就像，妈妈，但那是来自失败时代的。你在做什么？非常糟糕。是的。

这太疯狂了。但每次看到它都是令人震惊的。很受欢迎。总是非常受欢迎。常常令人担忧。有时。是的，就像，我总是想，你知道，

当那个拖曳皇后被取消时会发生什么？你可能得在上面画上不同的假发，或者有人在上面加个痣，把它变成其他人。我知道你可以去除纹身，但，玛丽，我见过。我们要把纹身贴上胶带吗？

那会是一个很好的名声纹身。那是一个很好的名声纹身。只是胶带，就像，像眼睛和胶带。不，但我的意思是，你知道，我知道我见过的最糟糕的一个是什么。也许我得把它发给你们，作为参考。是Bob，拖曳皇后。就这样。别再说了。作为麦当娜，作为麦当娜，

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就像如此巨大的集体失误。就像你们所有人...那是巧合。你们都带了和服。但制作组就让它发生。我不知道。我不明白。是的。她们就让它发生。还有更多。甚至还有更多。但那些女孩在那时就回家了。这真是太奇怪了，我们都决定像...麦当娜，40年的热门歌曲。你最想要的是什么...

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当你有你心目中的前三名时... 哦，我的天，我真的很喜欢我的前三名。今天我在想这个，因为我觉得我们会在某个时候谈论《变装皇后》。哦，是的，我是说，为什么不呢？我觉得你的前三名真的是太棒了，因为你们根本没有踩到彼此的脚趾。你们有着如此鲜明的...

你知道，当两个人，比如Pearl和Violet，感觉有点相似时，总是有点尴尬。你知道我的意思吗？就像对那些赤裸裸的变装皇后观众来说，他们会觉得，哦，她们只是漂亮的白人时尚灵感女王。是的。但你们都有着，你们的赛季是第一季。哦不，我们做了整个。你们是第一位，对吧？现场录制？

为此做好准备真是疯狂。我敢肯定。婊子，我从未如此高兴没有进入前三名。我当时想，我不想做什么节目。我不想带三套服装做编舞。就像他们让你们这些婊子为决赛而努力。是的。你享受这个过程吗？呃，我不知道我会进入决赛，直到前一周。因为那时候他们拍摄...

他们有前四名，然后拍摄每个人被淘汰的过程。对吧。所以我们不知道。但我的意思是，整个基于你那种感觉的个性化节目，像是腿和... 是的，我们不知道那是个事情，直到前一周。你对此感觉如何？

我爱腿。我的很可爱。实际上我在听它。当他们第一次给我这个时，我觉得这有点疯狂，但我觉得，然后我听了Bob和Kim的，我想，好吧，明白了。我可以找到我的真实意见。然后当我听到他们的时，我想，好吧，我得到了最好的。哦不，这没问题。我会保留它。

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我想我把那件事封锁了。我不怪你。独角兽连体衣？就像舞者穿着睡衣。哦，因为她是那样的... 你们赛季有Meghan Trainor吗？那是不同的独角兽连体衣。那是不同的邪恶。好的。那是不同的邪恶。我讨厌那个。等一下，你讨厌她在《变装皇后》中的独角兽连体衣？是的，我也是。我不明白。我喜欢评委为他们做变装，无论那是什么。

穿上闪亮的胸衣，让你的一个操控者给你粘上几颗水晶。像，振作起来。振作起来，婊子。太疯狂了。这对我来说比和服门还糟糕。因为我觉得她就像，我们要上这个变装秀，但我觉得对我来说穿一些闪亮的东西太明显了。所以我就去看起来像在12岁时的睡衣派对。那是什么？我不明白。对我来说不行。不。我不知道她的音乐。

我觉得这一切都是为了更好。好的。是的。知道是没必要的。你们的客座评委是谁，你觉得，真是太棒了。Mel fucking B。是的。她是个很好的客座评委。哦，她，我最喜欢的事情是，当然没有剪辑的是她讨厌Violet。

爱。爱。爱。她不喜欢吗？不。我永远不会忘记，当你坐在海滩上，而她坐在她那边时，就像，你在喝酒。她们只是丑陋。因为那是我们的胡须走秀，哦，我的天，Jasmine。妈妈，我37岁了，我不会，

你能... 所以那是一个层次的... 现在，那是太棒了。我知道。她真是太棒了。Jasmine Masters真是太棒了。她在自己的领域。妈妈，我会穿我想穿的衣服。是的。如果你认为我会穿任何其他的衣服，而不是黑色的中国娃娃，你就大错特错了。我知道我的肤色。我快40岁了。我不会穿蓝色的。就像...

那种固执的自信，你真的得欣赏。真是疯狂，但我实际上觉得那场走秀有点厉害。还有，能从Ru那里得到这样的反应，真的是很少有女孩能做到。

没错。我是说，我也很惊讶她没有被射杀或者怎么样。但是，嗯，Mel B批评Violet，顺便说一下，她看起来完美无瑕。Violet。她看起来完美无瑕。她喜欢这种经典的轮廓。她就是讨厌它。我当时想，

就像，真是太厉害了，因为，你知道，这完全不真实。但她不怕，像是绝对说出最不可思议的事情，Mel B。但大多数评委就像...

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因为我穿了一件，那个是缝纫挑战。那他在你们的赛季吗？不，他刚离开，我想。然后他回来评审我们的舞会，那是Hello Kitty舞会。我穿了一件绝对糟糕的服装，搭配得毫无意义。他，当然，他讨厌它。

他对我进行了严厉的批评。而且他不知道，其他评委对我还算不错。因为他们在整个赛季中了解我。但他就像，你看起来真糟糕。你到底怎么了？就像，感觉就是那种氛围。我想，但对。你最喜欢的客座评委是谁？我最喜欢的，最喜欢的。

我的意思是，我表现得最糟糕，因为你表现得最糟糕的那一集，最酷的评委就来了，或者怎么样。真糟糕。你就像，去你妈的。我知道。就像，你知道吗？我不想让你看到我这样。确实。那是Gigi Hadid，18岁之前的，还有Chanel Iman，我当时就像一个小小的超级模特。是的。但我的意思是，来吧。我敢肯定，那些女孩一定会被你的身材惊呆。我不知道。我是说，我当时哭了。

我实际上并没有哭，但我知道我必须像个疯子一样进行口型同步。我知道我必须努力，亲爱的。那舞台滑得像地狱一样。就像他们给那金属板涂了油。那是什么鬼？我知道。有时候如果你试图像... 好吧，当你在做你的靴子滑步，你著名的小舞步时，你真的像是滑动...

就像你在用那些腿接入喷气推进。我现在真的做不了了，因为这完全取决于滑溜的舞台。好吧，是的，因为你需要小片金属涂上Crisco，这就是变装皇后的走秀。我需要一个没有受伤的背部。我还需要穿鱼网袜。我现在真讨厌穿鱼网袜。你需要转变成... 一个女人。一个女人。

一个NBA场边的女神。一个篮球妻子。我是说，我真的能想象你。这是我想象你在场边的样子。你穿着一件Montclair的蓬松大冬装，像是那种巨大的带帽子的大外套。所以就像，你知道的，巨大的，带帽子的，你就像是瘫坐着，交叉着腿，你的腿上涂着那种闪光的凝胶，闪光的凝胶。然后，

你穿着大约12英寸的高跟鞋，那种恋物癖的高跟鞋。是的，你就像，知道的，你在倾斜。你有两个朋友。你被朋友包围着。你只是低声耳语，然后你做了Sharon Stone。是的。你整个阴部都露出来，因为你没有穿任何内裤。我觉得那会很厉害。内裤对你来说在变装中重要吗？好问题。是的。待定？好吧...

我已经有一段时间没有收拾了。好的，因为进入一个真正的现场演出，有一千零一个因素要考虑。我告诉自己，我想，绝对不会发生的是这顶假发不会从我头上掉下来。那部分。这顶假发不会从我头上掉下来。就这样。

我当时想，这不酷。是的。我们不脱假发。就像，我们，这不酷，这顶假发是个幻想，我们要留在幻想世界里。我们不做现实。我们不做，哦，粗糙的背面。记得十年前每个该死的摄影师都说，哦，我想在更衣室里拍你半变装的样子。我当时想，是的，你和每个拿着相机的该死的家伙一样。我们要做完整的幻想。假发要用订书机钉在我的头皮上。所以那没发生，但我不得不穿这些。我穿了一条三号小得多的Speedo。

所以我可以收拾，亲爱的，晚上结束时。没有胶带。好的。撕掉那该死的恶心的胶带。我当时想，嗯，阴茎的部分结束了。因为那是像，知道的，当它烧的时候。是的。

就像，我应该明天去做底部手术吗？你只是希望在热水澡后，它会恢复活力。妈妈，那是个阴茎。那是个死阴茎有一段时间。真糟糕。我觉得有时候死阴茎会突然恢复...

如果你有交易线。如果你有交易线。让我重生。给你心肺复苏。好吧，我有，我有，我有一个人选在等，但我想，我觉得这阴茎不行。我们没有像清晰的。我觉得它不会，因为它感觉，感觉太... 你有没有做过，像是，像样的胶带收拾时刻？

没有，从来没有。因为我不喜欢剃光所有东西。我也不喜欢。好吧，我剃我的睾丸。那是最重要的事情，剃光。其他的可以随便。剃我的睾丸，剃我的屁股。我修剪一切。但我也不穿任何东西。那会像...

就像穿着燕尾服去看电影。是的，是的，是的。就没有意义。对我来说，因为我不做，首先，我从来不展示我的真实皮肤。因为我上次检查时，灰色和紫色的腿并不时尚。你腿上有纹身吗？我有，但大多数只是灰色、紫色、斑驳。哦，蜘蛛，静脉曲张。是的，静脉在跳动。静脉比阴茎更有生命。它们总是穿着紧身裤。

好的。总是。这就像，我看着这个，我想，她是怎么做到的？如果你仔细看，我不知道摄像机能否捕捉到，我没有剃。妈妈，他们感觉不到，他们只是坐在家里抚摸着。

那么剃腿呢？因为你有，我的意思是，那一定像是在白宫割草。我并不是在对我们现在所处的地方投影阴影。就像特殊的演出。哦，我的天。就像一年两次。如果我知道你会离我这么近，我会在舞台上，我会真的用剃须刀和剃须膏。如果没有，我就会用身体修剪器，涂上油，希望光线能反射。

是的。我不想有个多毛的女孩的名声。所以一直。老实说，我不知道你在说什么。我看到的是完全的，完全的。你会做激光吗？不，我没有耐心去做我的腿。我做过我的背部，我的脸。我觉得那样的话，光是面积就需要大约，可能要到60岁。那会太多，我觉得。而且，他们只会一次做小小的区域。我知道。然后就像八个，

要把它变成捆绑的一部分。我知道。你做过激光吗？我当然做过。还有，我也... 脱毛还是... 是的，激光脱毛。是的，我做过，但我没有继续。再加上，它只对...

我想它在对比上效果更好。所以深色头发，如果我在白皙的皮肤上有黑色头发，那会很好。但你最好相信，关于三件该死的，你知道，那些Instagram骗局，那些激光去除闪光器，裸体的东西，就像在家里闪烁你的该死的屁屁毛。你最好相信我把那个东西调到最大功率，给我的屁屁来了一发。你的屁股毛多吗？是的。

不幸的是，这个东西没用。所以是的，但我剃了它。但我一直在用那个东西闪烁我的屁股，希望和祈祷。我知道。我觉得这对我来说不太可能。我的屁股和我的脸对激光反应很好。我的背部，我不知道是什么。就像我越老，越需要...

这是恐怖的火焰。就像我穿上背心，然后我离开家。我想，哦，我的天。如果可以，我曾经祈祷，就像，我的天，假如你存在，

我希望从这里到下的所有毛发都消失。是的。消失。如果这意味着你必须杀死整个村庄，那就去做。就像如果你必须消灭整个佛罗里达州，那是公平的交换。我会杀掉一、二、三、四、五，我会杀掉五个人。这样我就能实现。那将意味着生活质量将会改变。是的。我是说，但可能不会，但我的意思是，是的，我，我哭。你会在舞台上裸露吗？

不，我只会开心。我会在酒店里开心。就像海豹一样湿。因为我仍然有该死的变色蜘蛛静脉，非常接近，但光滑。所以把灯光调暗，然后就是完整的幻想。哦，热。但就像，是的，没有什么，我理解你在说的关于毛发的事情，因为就像，你看起来像你现在的样子，你邀请一个男人的抚摸，然后就像...

那是粗糙的沙纸吗？这很奇怪。你有没有做过小费抓握的足疗？没有，我在离开家之前给自己做了一个30秒的小足疗。你喜欢做足疗吗？我喜欢。我喜欢。我敢打赌他们会对它们大动干戈。好吧，不，我的意思是，太多了，我的意思是，但像，嗯，

- 我实际上是一个要求足疗，不按摩的人。我不喜欢按摩。就像不喜欢那样触碰。我知道它们对我们所做的事情和我们如何对待自己的身体很重要。所以像一年一次我会做，但我- - 但你并不渴望它。- 就像当一个家伙过来揉我的背时，我会说，停下。- 真的？- 停下。- 有趣。我在我该死的现代生活中，女孩，我无法得到足够的。我前几天做了一个按摩。

你会睡着吗？从来没有。哦，真的？我不想错过那该死的每一分钟。你更喜欢...

赤裸裸的在上面吗？不，我，不，我喜欢，嗯，治疗性的，不，我不喜欢他们攻击你。我不喜欢他们真的试图重新安排你的器官。你知道，就像人们说，嗯，他们想要的压力水平就像《电锯惊魂》系列。是的。不，他们想要折磨。是的。我只是喜欢治疗性的。我只是觉得它就像，满足了身体的某种需求，我们需要被触摸。血液需要流动。是的。

是的，但你也只是需要像，你知道的，你不喜欢那样吗？我的意思是，我喜欢被触摸，但就不是那种方式。这真有趣。我知道很多人，我知道很多人说，我从来没有，他们只做过一次按摩，然后就说，绝对不。恶心。讨厌。太不舒服了。是的。我是说，我尝试过很多不同类型。我的家伙，他是2000年代初奥运会田径队的教练。热。这个家伙。热吗？哦，我的天。他知道自己很热。

哦，他必须。他有能看见的眼睛。我的意思是。像。他看过镜子。他是。妈妈，我愿意为这个男人冒一切风险。但事实是，它不会变得猥亵，甚至让它更热。是的。你知道我的意思吗？因为我不喜欢越界。对，越界。那是另一种按摩。绝对。那是色情按摩。那是你必须提前知道的事情。不是被欺骗。是的。而且你不能，你不能像，没什么比这更糟糕的。