Ep 106: Nature Vs. Not Sure
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Hey, what's up? I'm sexy Gene Simmons. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Your body is fucking incredible. Oh, fuck. Super dope faux hawk. I'll see you around. Let's go.

Nobody clapped at the same time today. One of the worst. Oh, man. Oh, nice. There's no soundboard today because young Blakey is missing in action. Allegedly. Allegedly. By the way, I'm doing the soundboard. Guess what I got? What?

What is that? You got a buzz ball. We don't need you. I got a buzz ball for those not watching and listening. What's up with this buzz ball shit going on, man? We don't need Blake. Where did you get, did Blake send you buzz balls or did buzz ball send you buzz balls? Yeah, they sent, they didn't send you. No, fuck them. They didn't send us shit. Um, I ordered alcohol the other day. Nice. And I was just browsing, you know, and they gave you free buzz balls. If you ordered a more than more than $11 worth, we're getting rid of this poison. Yeah. Uh,

No, you know, I was getting some Coors Light as I do. It's cold packed, cold filtered. And I saw buzz balls on there and I was like, fuck yeah, let's do this. Wait, so you order Coors Light today? You could get Coors Light absolutely anywhere. Listen, my parents are in town. My wife is in Africa on safari. You couldn't escape to get those Coors. I'm hanging on by a thread, dude. I'm hanging on by a thread.

Yeah, they're too old to help. So it's not like having my folks here is helpful.

They don't help with the kids? Because your parents are a little older. Is it hard for them to keep up with the youngins? They're older. Dad fell in the bushes this morning. Oh, no. And then the other day, like day one, my mom's like, I'll hold the baby. And I go in the other room. And she's like, ew, I hate this. Borderline. She comes in. It shit on me. Holding it by one arm and the neck. And she's like, he's gotten heavier. I'm like, what?

Oh my God here. And she's like, he's really squirmy. I'm like, okay. So you can't hold. I think my parents are, cause I waited so long to, not so long, but like I, I don't have kids yet. And my parents are starting to get a little older. And I'm like, I think they're past the point of really wanting great.

They want to have grandkids, but they don't want to deal with a little ass kid. They don't want to chase them around. I'm the youngest of my family and none of my brothers have kids yet. They're old for my kids, right? It's a bummer, but it's fun. They love it. They love looking at them for a little bit and then going to sit by the pool. Do they still love your parents? No.

The kids? Yeah, the kids. They still love them. I mean, it's, you know, when you're... I guess it's very kind of like they look at my parents like, whoa. That can happen? We can get that old? Look at that old hand. Yeah, I remember my grandmother, my mom's mom was... She had her when she was like 40 or 41, something like in there. And so by the time I was...

knowing who the hell that woman was. She was super old. Wait, your mom? Sorry, your grandmother had your mom at 41. My grandmother had my mom at 40 and she was the youngest. Okay, got it. Yeah, she was the youngest. It was like, whoopsies! Oh.

It was a whale. And how's the genetic trauma with that, Adam? What does that even mean? What's genetic trauma? I'm going to chime in here. What up? It's a whole other episode. Thank you. Oh, Kyle. Thank you, Kyle. Hey, welcome back. You've been gone for a month. Thank you. Having a meal. I'm eating a cucumber. I just had some bean and cheese.

Starving. Nice, dude. Starving, dude. Hey, fucking aruguloids unite. Cool. Your king is eating your snacks. I'm eating a cucumber and I'm dipping it in hummus. What is genetic trauma, Durs? Genetic trauma is like if...

If you have relatives or ancestors before you that had some sort of trauma in their life, there is research that says that that can imprint itself on genetics and pass like anxiety or trauma down to the next generation. It might just be behavioral. I heard about this. Yeah, I think it's real. I've heard that too. Of course it's real. And Adam, do you feel like an accident? No.

No. Do you feel like you've lived a previous life? No. Uh-uh. I don't. I think that has to be true. You guys already talked about this, though. Is that what happened? No, we haven't. This is the first time. Oh, okay. I've heard someone say this before, and I think a little bit bullshit, but it's sort of like if your mom... No. No, dude. Think about it. Well, if your mom is like an anxious person... Think about it.

about it. You might be anxious because you're around this anxious energy all the fucking time. Yes, you can absolutely get nurtured into anxiety for sure, but there's a nature element too, Playboy. And that's the genetics. That's the genetics. Thank you, Professor Playboy. Would you just say there's a nurture to it too, though, Playboy? I said there's a nurture element too, obviously, but the nature element is very real, Playboy. Yeah.

So explain that to me because I don't I guess I don't even know what the fuck that even means. Like the nature versus nurture. The like, are you born this way or have you been around this behavior and nurtured to who you are? Well, Lady Gaga would argue that she was born this way. Right. That's right. Yeah. Somebody should do. I was nurtured this way. Like that's a cool anthem. That's actually a better anthem.

Nature versus nurture is like the question that philosophers get deep on because it's like, are you actually like nature? Did nature make you a serial killer or you, were you nurtured into being a serial killer? I can, you know, that's nothing. Uh, yeah. I mean, it's like, have you seen the movie twins? It's a perfect example of nature versus nurture. That was the whole backstory of, of the movie twins. It is, is that Danny DeVito got nothing and Julian got everything. Um,

Missing Blake right about now. No. I guess so. No, Twins is great. I mean, I guess so. I don't know. What? You guess what? What are you conceding to right now, Playboy? Well, this Playboy is... I guess...

I don't know. I guess I don't. I'm not fully on board with if your grandparents had a trauma in their life that you feel that those same emotions that your great grandparents then passed down through the lineage. Oh, but I mean, but so you don't think it's possible or you don't think it's likely?

Well, I mean, think about this. Anything's possible. Right. But I'm saying think about this. If you had a great if you had a grandparent whose sibling was kidnapped. Right. And that traumatized them forever. So the way they raised their kids was completely different. And like everything was on high alert. Everything was like.

extra protective and that. So then your parents grew up in that atmosphere and that's how they raised you. And now you're kind of a very cautious person. But is it that nurture? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, but no, Adam's saying yes, nurture, but we're talking about genetics. We're talking about DNA. So like, it's all about where do your emotions come from? Are your emotions coming from your DNA or what?

What I'm saying is that it might get so deeply embedded into the who and the what that it's part of your genetic code. I don't know the it's science, but look who's joining us now. It's science. Oh, God. Oh, God. What did I stumble into? Kyle looks pissed.

Huh? Yeah, I was upset. I'm pissed off. Yeah, Kyle's pissed now, dude. I was hungry. He's got to join the pod again. He's pissed, dude. Guess what, Kyle? Tag me in, brother. The Rockers, we're back. Dude, come on, baby. We're back, baby. What are they doing to you? You guys picking on him? No, no. I was just hungry, and I needed to have a moment, and then we started the pod, and I just shut up for a while because I was eating, doggy. So I needed you to fucking go in and fill that shit in, doggy playboy. Oh, God.

He says Playboy now. He says Playboy now. He says Playboy now. He eats cucumbers like fucking raw hot dogs. He hasn't been on the podcast for a month. He now says Playboy a lot. Has there been a month? And that's kind of the main development. We're back.

So, Blake, what happened? Why were you... We were really worried about you, honestly, because normally you're all about the pod. We were like... Worried and pissed. You're sort of our number one pod playboy. And when you weren't here, your baby doggies were worried, buddy. And real quick, are you reporting live from like a hunting tree fort? Those like forts in the trees? I'm moved. No.

That's his house. He's just got a new little setup. But the hunting hat and the no shirt. Seems like he threw it together. This is not his normal. Liver King is in the building. Are you still not running AC? What's going on? No, bro. You guys caught me while I was doing a little yard work. I still got my shirt off. No, no, no. We didn't catch you. This was scheduled. This was a planned time to do the.

podcast yeah i have a whole fucking production team out here saying you gotta get there you gotta get there and your dumb ass is like i'm just gonna go rake the fucking leaves you're just waking the goddamn lawn dude i mean come on i thought it was five o'clock i thought it was five o'clock doggy it's okay playboy hey all is forgiven playboy hey yeah

Hey, Blake, nature or nurture? Yeah. I'm nature, baby. Nature boy. What's the best movie about nature versus nurture, Blake? Homeward Bound. Ooh, okay. Oh, my God. That's a quick pick on the draw. Thank you, guys. I haven't seen it, but I appreciate it. Does that make sense? I just, wait, what is nature versus nurture? Dude, I have no idea. Like the movie Twins. Blake was like, what's the best movie that takes place in nature?

That's what I heard. Was that what you were just doing? Oh my God. I think that's the process. You know it's the edge. Come on. It's my low notice. It's my low notice. It's five hole goes west or American tail. Wait. Those are not. That's not a nature. That's just animals.

That's nature, man. Is nature not animals? Animals are in nature. No, nature's not animals. Animals are strong. I know that. Okay.

I know that. Do you guys remember Milo and Otis? Did you see that shit? Is that Michael J. Fox, Playboy? That's Stuart Little. Oh, that's Homeward Bound? No, dude. It was a cat and dog, but it was narrated by British people. They're like, Milo, we gotta go to the mom's house. I don't remember this even a little bit, dude. British people? Are you sure? What's the Michael J. Fox movie where he's a dog? Is that Homeward Bound? Michael J. Fox as a dog? Benji goes west?

I don't know. Remember when Rodney Dangerfield was the animated dog? What was that one called? And we're back. We're back. Today on Not Naming Movies We Kind of Haven't Seen. Yes, Blake comes in hot with a Bud Light shirtless asking the important questions of what was that one called? How's this one, Blazer? Playboy. Doggy, what do you got? He's got a buzz ball, baby. Oh, you got a buzz ball? Oh, my. Is your screen on?

Hold up. Are you gardening in a fucking crop of marijuana? What's going on? Oh, I hope so. This dude's buzzing. Dude, shout out to harvest season for all the weed growers out there. It's coming around the corner. You can go. Oh, my God. This one goes out to all the weed growers. Shout out. That's around the corner, baby. I want to see some crops. Big shout out to them. I'm actually going to pull up to a farm in...

on the 15th of October. I'm very excited. I've never been to one. Wow. Oh, that sounds fun. Yeah. And thank you for listening. Bro, thanks. Thank you for your time. Thanks for everything. Yeah, thanks for the memories lost. Okay? Yeah, baby. I love it. Wake up! By the way, name of the movie? Rover Dangerfield.

Look it up. Oh, yeah. I've never heard of that, actually. No, I don't know that. Rover Dangerfield. It was Rodney Dangerfield animated vehicle. Animated vehicle? What did you say? Are these sentences? Yes, points! It was Rodney Dangerfield movie picker. Oh, yeah, the bitch. Here's what I thought. I was like, we're recording this on a Monday night. I'm like, is Blake watching football? And he's like...

His team lost or something, and now he's like blackout drunk in an alleyway somewhere. No, they already lost. Fuck off. Bro. I was chilling. I thought it was at 5 o'clock. That's my bad. It's all good. But my streak continues. I still haven't missed a pod. I'm here, and I'm happy. Who doesn't know how to tell time now, boys? Okay. You. Hold up. Still true. Still true. Still true. Wait, so did you guys, like...

Kyle, did you fill us in? Can we talk about Emmys two months later? Let's talk about it. What do you want? You want the scoop? What do you need, baby? Yeah, we want the hot Hollywood goss. Yeah, give us that hot goss, dude. Two months later, baby. Who was the hottest dude there that you saw that just stopped your heart? Yeah, you were like, what? That you're like, oh my God, that is the guy from Big Bang Theory.

hottest or just like dopest dopest hand I shook you're not that guy dude trust me whichever one go down the list he wants to talk about it whoever no no I just I shook the hand of Arthur Fonzarelli the Fonz Henry Winkler and I dug that oh yes oh sure I met him a few times that was just a cool moment

I liked it. Yes, points! That was cool. What's the context of that, though? But here's the thing. Let me give you the context. I busted my fucking back playing pickleball right before the Emmys. Oh, God. You got to be careful. I've heard. I've heard this story, yes. Like that morning? Like it was the day before I fucked my shit up. I spent like... I don't give a fuck!

Pulled something or like fell and then... Some vertebrae L5 fucking shifted and like... Wait, so a real thing? Yeah, soft tissue issue that was... A soft tissue issue? You went to a doctor, you got a CAT scan...

I got x-rays. Yes, I got x-rays. I went to a chiropractor and they charged me for x-rays. My left leg is still numb currently. I'm sorry. Why are you busting chops about they charged you for x-rays? I don't know. I just remembered that. It was just a detail. You're like, I went and got x-rays and they charged me for them. Well, I don't know. I haven't turned into the insurance yet, so I guess it's still hitting the pocketbook. You know what I mean?

Yeah, they'll probably end up covering that. I think that's probably just me. So when I listen to this, I'm like, oh, yeah, I got to turn that into the insurance. You know, it's just all like. Yeah, smart. Yeah, reminder. Okay, so was this like a badass point that you were diving for? Or this is old man injury 101? Dude, I got to the court first. It was hella hot. I started warming up. Okay, set the stage. Kyle's back.

What? Kyle's back, baby. How do you warm up? Do you have a routine or are you just kind of like... Well, I don't normally do this, but I saw like a wall and I'm like, I'm just going to hit... I bought some new pickle balls and I'm like, I'm going to hit it against the wall. And so before anybody shows up, I'm like just... Rookie mistake. Before anyone got there? So wait, you hurt yourself and you aren't playing anyone yet. And I felt something. I like reached for it and I felt like a...

And I was like, oh, dude, what was that? Fuchunk. You felt the Netflix sound? Yeah, I was like, do-dum, do-dum, do-dum. It's like, oh, there goes Big Red. My back. Your back's all fuchunked, brother. Inflammation. Yo, bro, your back's all fuchunked. Dude, I'm fully fuchunked right now, dude. Fuchunking. My back's fuchunking. Oh, my God, I'm fuchunking.

I'm just trying to. And so then let's see here. Then Paul Sims showed up. Paul Sims showrunner of shadows. He showed up to play. And I was like, dude, something just happened. Like something just happened.

He's like, yeah, I played yesterday. And he's like, wait, are you for chunked? It seems like you're for chunky. He was like, yeah, I played yesterday. Okay. So we both got our, we both got our excuses out of the way. Get on the other side, you know? And so then it was like, okay. Wow. Really fucking just put you. He's like, get in the game though. I don't want to hear it, brother. This is pickleball. This is Sims life. We've been waiting to play. Yeah. We've been waiting to play. And then the other writers show up and, and,

I play a game. It's, I can't, I'm, you know, it's hurting. It's starting to like hurt and then play another game and the fucking thing seized up, dude. And then it got even worse. We'll be talking about the Emmys here. Wanted to talk Emmys. Well, this is the subtext to the Emmys for me, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You felt a twitch and then you pushed it.

Well, I felt a fa-chunk, and then I pushed it. I pushed it hard. I was really trying to win, and then... As you do. I'm still going to say that. It got to the point after the second game where I fucking, like, I couldn't walk. I just couldn't walk. Could not walk at all. I was like, I'm done. I walked off the court. So you're walking. Tried to stretch it out. Fucking, dude. Fucking hurt so bad. That sucks. How did you try and stretch it? Did you do, like, a figure four?

Yes. And loosen up your hips. I don't know a lot about stretching and I was like digging deep into like. Should have called your boy. Playboy. Yeah, call theirs, man. You know? Yeah, man. Sit and pigeon, dude. Just do that for like 10 minutes and it'll open everything up. I was trying to open the hips up. I was. I did know enough to be like, this is a fucking hip thing, bro. Thank you.

This is like an IT band thing, like a hip thing. Something in there is for chunk. Spread those hairs. Is this leading to you telling us that you showed up to the award show like Snoop Dogg in a wheelchair? Please tell me that's the case. And then you saw Arthur Fonzarelli and you stood up. Never walk again, but anyway. Yeah, that was a good moment.

It's a great moment. It did work out to where when I put on my tux that I haven't worn in years, I had a back brace on. Who were you wearing? Who were you wearing? Oh, so it's a little tighter than. I got to wear a girdle. You know, I got to wear a girdle. The back brace was essentially a girdle. Kept everything real tight. Uh-huh. Oh, so you were looking extra fit. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah.

okay i like that i liked that i liked that you were eating snacks and your cool uh slow motion photos that they take at the emmys i thought that was tight that was pre chiropractor just missed you i know dude what the fuck was that durrs can we talk about that like what happened dude it's a whole it will take a whole walk with this one because uh we're having hot hot emmy talk two months later it

You heard it here last. Yeah, this is Emmy party talk, dude. This is like a yearly party that happens the night before. Snoop was there, by the way. I know. We've covered it. We've talked about it. We did a whole podcast about it. Isaac fucked up. Oh, it was Isaac. Last minute, I found out I had...

had the RSVP filled out and then I got there and you were already gone. By the way, the tickets to that fucking party are incredibly expensive, I heard. More than an x-ray or what? Yes. You have to buy tickets? Yeah, like people buy tickets to that party to get people in. So if you

got in i don't know you got in hella late but we were trying to get in and they had to pull some fugazi to get us there well you should have just been invited can i tell you something someone at the front was like yeah it's 200 each and they just made a g off you guys bro you can't get through man you gotta dump the wallet no no no no no no no well you came in like

you came in very late you were very late to that party i've never paid for that party in my life well you know it's for charity no you're not no you don't pay for that party you don't but whoever gets you your tickets is paying for that ticket because it's for charity yes yeah yes it's a money laundering scheme it's a charity event ders you sick fuck no it's not for charity it's it's the motion picture fund throws the party yeah and then

And then they invite you. They're not. No, it's not a charity. It's just the motion picture fund is like the basically it's like the retirement fund for actors. It's a bagel. Yes, that's right. Correct? I believe so. You don't know. I think that's my point. Well, I definitely don't think it is a charity. And if you did

Here's what I know. I know I didn't pay to get in. I know you didn't pay. Neither did I. Neither did anybody I went to. Neither did anybody that went there. But there still are tickets for that party. You know what I mean? So you're just taking food off people's plates? What's going on here, man? So you could just be like a rich guy from Alaska who's just like, you know what? I'm going to this party. And you pay $1,000 and you go? If they're not at cap. And plus, I heard five times that, by the way. Oh, my God.

That seems crazy. It's insane. When I found it, I was like, what the fuck? But you got in and you took great photos. That's true. I got in. I took free photos. I got free food. Did you see Snoop and 50 Cent? I saw 50. I saw Snoop. I saw Paul Scheer. I saw Jeff Bridges. Is it real? 50, Snoop, Scheer. That's the new G-Unit. I like that. I'd go to see that concert.

Right.

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A little Garth Meringue, let's do it. Thank you, Blake. I go, what's up, man? My name's Anders. I'm best friends with Kyle. We did Workaholics together. He said, that's not what I heard, man. And then he goes, oh, all right.

period end of interaction. Yeah, because he's like, oh, you're the Anders that Kyle's been talking to me about? I don't think so. So I got a message for Matt Berry. Next time I see you, can we talk a little longer? Yeah, I'd love to bend your ear. Maybe we have a conversation, Matthew. That's life!

Is he... That's all. Is Matt kind of a dick, Kyle? Or what's the deal? No, dude. I met him at Comic-Con. He's sick as fuck. Yeah, dude. No, Matt rules. Well, he's nice to you. He wasn't nice to our friend Anders. I'm Kyle's best friend. That's why. Yeah, but I will say on Barry's behalf, I can't... I wasn't there in that moment that you had with him. I...

think there was a reason behind it. He was jet lagged, very sleepy and very tired. Sure. Okay. Okay. But then also I want you to know that the next night, cause I thought you were going to be at that party from the beginning. Remember when I texted you, I'm like, are you over there? Cause I'm at the FX party.

And I hear it. And you're like, no, I'm not. Hobnobbing. And I told Matt. I was like, Matt, the dude that you shunned last night is going to... Two nights ago. He's showing up. He's going to be there. And he was like... Matt was stoked. Matt was like, oh, cool. I get to meet him with you. Great. He's like, good. I'm going to shun him again. I'm going to fucking double shun him. I'm Kyle's friend now. I know. That's what he was. He was being protective over Kyle. He's like, the old friends. I'm the new. He's the guy who...

He canceled my RCP probably. It was probably him. Oh, it was Matt. Matt Berry did to you what you did to me when we went up for Thanksgiving and we got drunk that night and I was pissing next to your friend and you were like...

Remember we were outside... Blake remembers this. We were outside some house and we were pissing in a bush and then you get mad and try to tackle me and you're like, you're pissing too close to my friend! That's right. I think that same sort of situation was happening. He's...

He was like, he has his old, yeah, he was like, I'm his new friend now. Back up off. Yeah, could be. And there's got the short end of the stick. Maybe, maybe. The genetic trauma that's going to stem from this. My grandchildren. Is that nature or nurture? They're never going to be able to go up to anybody and say, hi, we know a person. They're never going to be able to go to a party that you can just pay to get in to.

Which makes the party way less cool. You know what? You kind of big-timed Matt now that I think about it because I was like, Ders is over there. Oh, shit. Ders is over there. Let's go meet him. Let's go hang out. And then we got over there and he was like, is your friend here? Like, he kept asking if you were there. Wow, dude. He really wanted to meet you, bro. Well, he did already. Well, re-meet you. He really wanted to make amends. Yeah.

I'm sorry. I mean, those parties are weird. Sometimes it's like he might have been in mid-conversation with someone else. Nope. He was brought over to me by, I guess, maybe our mutual agent. That's weird. He was like, do you guys know each other? I go, I'm Anders Holm, one of Kyle's best friends. We created WordHawks together. He goes, yeah, all right.

Wow, dude. Okay, well, here's the thing also. You know what? Workaholics means nothing. And Kyle told me the context later on. Jet lag. Jet lag. Jet lag. But like... Didn't like ya. That was this jet lag. No time for me. Water trash. Water trash. Oh, good drop, Blakey. Well, what about the actual...

This is what I want to say. The thing about that is workaholics means nothing to him because Matt and I go out and like, it means absolutely nothing. And when we're going out in Toronto, Oh, cool. Then that water under the bridge, people, people, your life work means nothing to him. Yeah.

Well, because it just didn't hit. It didn't hit over there. This is his first time in American TV. He did Community. He did Portlandia. He's done some guest appearances, but he's never been involved in American television. Always BBC. You just named two other American shows. But he just did a guest appearance for like a couple days. You know what I mean? He hasn't been ingrained in American television. That's right.

except for shadows. I don't know. Say you brought over an Australian swimmer I didn't know and you're like, hey, this is this really famous Australian swimmer. Grant Hackett. It's Grant Hackett. What's up, bro? I guess you have to have something. Or even just like, hey, I'm friends with your friend. That should at least elicit...

Hey, man. Nice to meet you. Cool. I love Kyle. I went to Millard South. I go, okay, now I know the deets. We're talking Millard South. You're not that guy, pal. Trust me. Never seen it. Not a fan. Yeah. Maybe it was the introducer. Maybe it was the fact that it was like the agent and it kind of started to feel not personal and he wanted me to personal level. That could be. He was more interested in

meeting you through me. Okay? So he wanted to do that. I like that. I get that. I get that. I love how, for whatever reason, we're coming up with excuses to support this dude.

What? Well, yeah. Matt fucking rules, dude. I'm not saying he doesn't rule. I'm on your side here, Darius. I'm sure he rules. I'm not even coming at home, boy. I'm just saying. I know. It's just fact. And he was laughing about it, too. See ya. Hey, I remember that time. It was at a... I think it was at a Comic-Con party. And I met Rob McElhaney. Then I don't remember. Don't remember. Yeah, well, for sure. I definitely don't barely remember. But only because...

Rob sort of shunned me. And I was like talking to Charlie Day. Whoa, Sonny Beef. Damn, this is going to go viral, bro. And then he was like, hey, do you know Rob? And I'm like, oh, hey, man, great to meet you. I'm sure it was more like, Robbie, baby. My God.

Genetic trauma. And I remember being so bummed. And then I remember being like, I guess I don't like him. And then later talking, like months later talking to Charlie and

he was like, oh, yeah, he had no idea who you were within that moment. And I think he just saw your guys' dicks. Oh, yeah. Because our nuts were out. Because we pulled our dicks out when we were playing. Nuts. Nuts. Nuts or whole cocks. I can't remember. I think it was full nuts. We were trying to distract people while playing beer pong and we pulled our nuts out. Hey, guys, this was before.

It was back when it was cool to pull your nuts out. I saw those dudes at the FX party. You just saw Glenn and Charlie, though, right? No, I saw Glenn, Charlie, and Rob. I saw them all. I said, what's up? Wow. I haven't seen those dudes in a minute. Yeah, they were all there. They were all hanging. And how was the vibe per person?

The vibe, I didn't have words with Rob. I just said hi. I just said hi. I just said hello. Oh, you guys. Wow, that's some Hollywood beef. Oh, no words. Seems like a pattern. I think I said hello. And did you have your dick out at any moment? Not at all. I was just limping. Okay, so hey, that theory's in the trash now. Okay. But I talked with Glenn and Charlie, and when I was talking with Glenn, he was like, man, I haven't seen you in forever. And I was like, I think the

only time we've ever met was at Comic-Con. Like year one, we went and it was like after we did our first red carpet and I told him, I said, you know how we got on the carpet? Nobody knew who Workaholics was. They were all Matt Berry and us. And so... Matt Berry. I know what that means. And so we fucking... Remember we said, we said we were always sunny in Philadelphia and then hit the carpet high and high out of our minds. We said we were always sunny in Philadelphia. Fans. We just whispered fans really quietly. Yeah.

I remember saying that. I don't think we said. I think our publicist didn't know who we were. And they wrote Always Sunny in Philadelphia. And we were just like, yeah. Oh, we just took it and ran. Yeah, we took it and ran. It is Sunny in Philadelphia. They're taking photos and they're like, this isn't the cast of Always Sunny. Like, we watched that show. This is not them. Why are their nuts out? Those pictures are legendary. Like, first red carpet. I think we did as a kid. We're all just having a great time with it.

Striking all the poses. Oh, man. Tight butthole. Those days are over. No more fun. No more fun. Now I'm all tight-lipped. Serious. With you guys? Not happening. I never want to be fun with you guys again. No, guys. We're going to have fun again. We just all need to be nice to each other. We all need to be in the same place. In the same country. Yeah. Same place. Speaking of us. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I also want to finish the Glenn story because- Because we got to get to the Emmys. We never get to the Emmys.

I was like, dude, didn't I talk to you at the bar? And he was like, yeah, you were emotionally distraught at that party. And I remember like... I love that. What else is new? I remember it was right after we wrapped...

season one and I was so fucking tired and like just like I think I like cried at the fucking bar like I think I got borderline trial in front of this man right loose I love that fucking cool like I'm gonna I didn't want to tell anybody about that and now here I am because I haven't seen you guys in a

month. I'm talking about it on the podcast. So I don't remember you being sad at that bar, but then again, I think we were all like just little party tornadoes. I don't know if you were paying much attention. That was a big fucking whirlwind. They had a candy bar. Remember Michael Cera was there. Oh, I remember. Oh, yeah. Yeah, those were super sick. By the way, real quick interjection, and we don't even have to stay on this. I opened the buzzblower. I've been drinking it. I finished it.

Good job. Somehow, like, fruit flies are now in my room. Yeah, dude. I guess there's worms in it. Never had fruit flies before. They want that sweet, sweet nectar. Yeah, that sweet nectar, baby. So you got to the Emmys wearing a girdle. You're sitting down, standing up. Is that hurting you? Is that painful? And then you see the Fonz, Winkler. At that...

That was at the end I saw. I saw the forearms when everybody was up and moving. So then you shook his hand and you said... I said, nice to meet you. I'm a big fan. And he said, seat fellers are people too. So the whole preface of the story was to lead to that moment, Kyle? That's the big payoff? It wasn't a big moment. There was lots of stuff. I have other things. This is a month ago, you guys. It was three months ago at this point. What's crazy to me is that we were like...

We were like, who did you see? And you're like, yeah, we could talk about who I saw, whose hand I shook. So all of us were like, here's a good story. Yeah. Here comes a moment. Here it is. And then you told the backstory. They're not great stories. I mean, you know what? They're just moments, dude.

They're just moments. For a moment like this? For those of you who have been to the Emmys, you'd understand. They're just moments, man. Wow. Was that a fucking cheap shot, bro? No, no. Hey, I've been. Been a couple times. Performed once. See? Adam knows. They're just moments, man. But you were in the audience, Kyle. You were straight up. Yeah, you don't even know what it's like to be on that stage, dog. Never been. I was at a table. No, I was at a table. Never gonna go. You might. Durs, come on. You might. You were on. You never know. I saw you on a list. I saw your name on a list, Playboy.

Okay. Yeah. No, there's no doubt about that. But I don't think I'm ever, I don't think I'm going to go unless I'm ever invited or like nominated or asked to be there. Yeah. Hey, that's a good call. Definitely don't buy a ticket to the, that'd be fucking weird. I saw him on a list. Did you see that on hers? Did you see that list where it was like, they were like, who's going to be nominated for,

And then if not, here are the ones that are fucking next up. And you were on that list. So, bro, you were fucking close as shit. Wait, what was the list called? Who was nominated? And if they're not, who's going to be next? This doesn't seem that official. Here's the fucking next one. Are you talking about the voting ballot? Yeah, it was like Emmy anticipation, something like that. It was like, watch out for this guy. And it was like you were on the list. This is just your buddy Pat's list that he made in his basement.

I know. I'm like, is Adam's mom putting together this? What are we talking about? Maybe. Maybe I did see it on Adam's FB, bro. Maybe. Hey, congrats, man. You're the comics to watch out for this guy. If you're not one of the main ones, here's some other ones that maybe could possibly be the ones that you should. Oh, whatever, dude. 2023 comics to watch out for this guy. Watch out for this guy.

When you guys watch the Emmys, are you like, yes, those are the shows, those are the people, those

Those are the ones that I think are worthy. Well, I didn't know. We were up in Best Comedy, and I didn't really know the other ones. I didn't know. What were the other comedies that were nominated? It was Abbott Elementary. Ted Lasso. I think Abbott's good. Oh, and then that woman did that insane song? Yes. Yes, that was cray. That was kind of sick. It was cool. It was dope. Was it good live? It was great live. You weren't feeling that? No.

I was not feeling that. I thought it was an absolutely insane song to bust out. I like that. Here's what I'll say. If Adam started doing that, the music starts. If I start just singing, the music starts. They're playing me off right away. Shut up!

Shut up! That was a big gripe. They were playing the music too fast. I was getting pretty fucking pissed at that, especially when Jennifer Coolidge got up there to get hers and it was like, why are you... I would much rather watch Jennifer Coolidge speak longer than this. Then they shut it down and they threw on a Kia commercial for like fucking... Have it be a fucking 24-hour stream just like people can talk as long as they want. It doesn't fucking matter, dude. It's already six boring ass hours. Well, I think there should

be limits. Make an all-star weekend. I disagree. Keep it short. Just say you get 30 seconds, say thank you, or get 30 seconds and if you want to do a quick 30 second song, I guess, okay. Do a sketch. Do a sketch.

Yeah, do a song. I guess. All right. That's fucking cool, man. By the way, the Kimmel bit. Okay. Funny. You're like passed out. You're drunk or whatever. What was that? With Will Arnett? Yeah. Yeah. You gotta get up. Get up. You gotta get up. The bit's over. Nobody cares. I know. He was like, no, I'm going to commit a bit. Or talk about it beforehand and go, okay. So Jimmy Kimmel got dragged on by Will Arnett. Like he was blackout drunk. And the bit was like, Jimmy can't be here tonight. He's, and he's looking down at him.

out of it. It's very funny. Yes. But then you got to talk about it. So when the person wins, Will, you pull me off and away so they can have their moment. So Will Smith won and Jimmy decided to stay on the stage. Will Smith won and slapped her. What the hell?

Adam. Is that right? Adam. Will Arnett drags Kimmel out, does a bit about him not being there. I'm sorry. I was getting the Oscars and the Emmys confused. Yes, yes, yes. Okay. So the whole bit is that Kimmel's passed out drunk and he had to get pulled out there on the floor in a tuxedo. Very funny, right? But then when the person wins, Kimmel just lays there under the microphone while she's giving a heartfelt speech and it's like,

That sucks. Yeah. Don't be there. Get pulled back. If you want to commit to the bit, get pulled away. Well, that's on Will. He should have pulled him off. It's kind of on Jimmy. It's on Jimmy. Yeah, they're a duo at that point. If you're not getting pulled off, have the wherewithal to go. The bit's over. Then you have to get up. That's right. That's right. They're a duo. Oh, shit. Where am I? And then just walk away. Yeah, that's correct. And then Brunson? Yeah.

You, if the bit's happening, give your speech and then you drag him off. Oh, yeah. The bit. Then you fucking leg drop him like Hulk Hogan. Exactly. That would have been sick. Wake up. Wake up. That would have been good. Why don't you put a little makeup? I want it too. We need to get control of the Emmys. Like, we should have control of that show. Wake up.

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Did you guys see the celebrity beef that I was embroiled in the last few days? Wow, I like this. We got hot goss. I'm marinating. I know. And is this also from two months ago? Yeah. Well, technically, yes. Goodbye. Well, Adam Levine, I always get people will accidentally post me the

being like, oh my God, I'm watching... I'm at an Adam Levine show, but then they'll accidentally tag me. And it happens all the time. And I have a joke about it in my special how someone in the audience thinks they're at an Adam Levine show and they think, my God, he looks horrible. Did he gain 60 pounds and lose 11 inches? And that's a joke. You don't believe that, do you? No. No. I don't know. I'm just double-tagging. You don't have tattoos either. He's got a hell of a tattoo. And then he like...

Those DMs came out about him flirting with some girl named Sumner. And I don't give a shit. Whatever. I don't care about his relationship with his wife. But then I was getting...

so much hate like hundreds and hundreds of people in my dms being like fuck you you cheater you piece of shit and then i was like okay it's just people getting confused and then i saw like news organizations fucking up writing in the title adam divine cheats on pregnant wife right and i'm like okay now i gotta fucking say something so i posted this dumb instagram post and uh

And then it went fucking nuclear, dude. Like the craziest post I've ever posted. My boy went viral. That's like six or 700,000 fucking likes on Instagram and shit. Dude, nice. Did you, did you like, were you on like a specialized bicycle when you did that? Did you plug anything? Yeah, I should have. You should have been on a Kia. I should have branded a bunch of things like on the side of the post. Hashtag Range Rover. Hashtag Bentley. Ben Tega. Jaguar. Jaguar.

Samsung televisions. Guys, just to clear things up, Rolex, I did not cheat. Lexus, and I will be fighting Pete Davidson next month in the ring for days and nights. Yes, our versus. Me and Pete Davidson are going to do a versus where we just talk. David Yerman journalers. Yeah, you're just hanging out and talking like the argument may get heated.

And then now I'm getting like weird backlash hate of people being like, how dare you even inject yourself into this man who his life is getting ruined. And I'm like, I didn't want to. Inject yourself. That's cool. Yeah. I didn't want to talk about it. I didn't.

I might have made that up. Insert yourself. I didn't want to be in the middle of this to begin with. It's just the fact that... You didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on you. That's exactly right. I'm sorry. But I hope we see him at a party sometime. Just to dap it up. Man, crazy, right? It's so crazy that your life was flipped upside down. Sorry, if you feel like I injected myself in you, I'm sorry. That sucks because...

Well, those Maroon 5 bros always threw a really sick Halloween party out here. I remember. I don't think it's going to be... I don't think it's going to happen. I'm not getting that invite. Maroon 4. It's not going to happen, buddy. I remember I one time was at that Halloween party, and he was sitting at the bar, and I go up to him, and I'm like, hey, man, my name's Adam Devine.

it's one letter away from yours. I always get, you know, that people mistake. They accidentally put my name instead of yours. I'm jet lagged right now. I'm sorry. I hate to inject myself into you. And he goes, he goes, I'm like, you have to get that sometimes too, right? I get, I get it. You all the time. And he goes,

literally never and that was it and then there was no other there wasn't more of the conversation even a little bit and i was like damn very cool yeah drink yeah wow super dope faux hawk i'll see you around yeah what cool halloween costume did you have on now did he release a statement or anything saying that he fucked up because how do we know he's not paul he said like i didn't

What does that mean? Why do you know he's not polyamorous? You know what I mean? Or polygamy? How do you know he's not got multiple partners? That's a thing that's happening nowadays. Well, the weird thing was... Keep going. Go ahead. Take that. Take that. Take that. The weird thing is that he said... What was so funny about the DMs is he flirted... I can see how people were confused and thinking that maybe it was me because it seemed like a de-mamp character. He was like...

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Your body is fucking incredible. Oh, fuck. Right. Direct quotes from many episodes. Yeah. And then he was like, serious question. I'm having another baby and I want to name it Sumner. Oh, what? That's weird. Which is the girl's name.

Oh, that's why you said Zoner in that post. I did not get that. I was like, okay, okay, cool. Hot Goss, which is an insane name. You're out of the Goss. Well, that's why you got to tune in. This is important. Sorry. I hope I'm adding some... Hot, hot, hot. I saw Paul Scheer. I saw Paul Scheer. By the way, this airs...

When this airs, it's going to be like kind of dipping down. He's going to be like, all right, I can finally go out to get some sushi. Holy fuck, the guys are talking about. Well, that's revenge for when Adam walked up to you dressed as a wizard at your Halloween party and you fucking... I was dressed as a wizard, dude. I was. Of course you were. You've always been. You're a wizard every year. Yeah, that's all you had. You have one fake beard in your closet for when we perform... Or sorry, when we open the portal. What?

And you wear it every year. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, Bulldozer lets me use his costume. Whoa, whoa, whoa. He opens up. Got real close to falling in there, buddy. Be careful. The portal opens and I get a raid Bulldozer's closet. He's a good guy.

Really down to earth. When we performed the spell. I was. I for sure was a wizard at that party. My God. He's very much mine is yours. Cool guy. Cool guy. Dude, those Maroon 5 Halloween parties were cool. Yeah, they were fun. Why do you think you need to circle back? Yeah. They were fun. But to be clear though, they were rad. They were some of the funnest Halloween parties I ever went to. I'm not saying they weren't. I just think it's hilarious that you're like, all said and done.

Good party. Good party. Good party. Hey, man, got to get my props, brother. Oh, man. But now that you said that, that puts it into perspective why he for sure didn't want to talk to me because –

I can't remember how he was dressed, but I bet it was like a cool vampire or some shit. He was a sexy, and you know his wife was something cool and sexy, and I'm in a full wizard costume. A full wizard costume being like, I'm sure people get our names mixed up. Does that ever happen to you? And he was like, yeah, nah, I'm too sexy. Hey, what's up? I'm sexy Gene Simmons. Sorry.

So I get it. Hey, you know what? Apologies, Adam Levine. Hot, hot Jesus. Hey, when this comes out, Halloween is right around the corner. It might have happened. Perfect timing. It might have happened. It might have happened. What are you guys going to be for Halloween? I bet you know.

Adam, you don't have your wizard shit. You don't have your wizard shit. What are you going to be? Well, the bummer is it's not a bummer. It's awesome. Adam Ray, my friend, is getting married. I'm in the wedding. I'm going to the wedding, but it is Halloween weekend. Yes. Halloween weekend. That's kind of cool. Is it costume wedding? I've seen that before. Dude, I said that. I was like, oh, I'm coming dressed up as a goblin or some shit. And he goes, he was like, no. Adam Ray was like, why?

Oh no. Like he didn't know. And I'm like, cause you're getting married like on Halloween weekend. And he goes, oh shit, I didn't even realize that. And I'm like, what? What? I don't know. Yeah. I wanted to go, but, uh, I've missed too many Halloween's with my kids. I gotta, it's part of it. Yeah. That makes sense. Those are,

That's an essential holiday. Kyle, you can have a costume Halloween wedding. You can. If you are one of those cool horror couples. Yeah, you got to be a cool horror couple. I'm super into that. I want to get invited to one of those cool horror couple weddings. Not even a cool horror couple. It can just be like, we're fun. This will make it extra fun for everyone else. Yeah, it can be fun. It can be fun, but it's way cooler if...

is she has tattoos on her eyelids. Yes, thank you. I want the cool deep cut horror costume wedding where they're like, it's like kind of like a true human sacrifice. When you put it that way. It's kind of like nasty, man. I don't know what I was thinking. You guys are right. Definitely that version. Not just like normal people who like to celebrate Halloween, but people who have like the cobwebs down by their coochie. For sure that.

And the guy who has bat wings wrapped around his cock. For sure. The guy who basically looks like Bam Bam Bigelow. He's just skull tatted. No, dude. I'm talking like they're makeup artists in the industry and all their friends come. Now you're just basing it on one person that we all know who has a lot of tattoos and a bald head. Yeah.

Shout out to Lexi. No. I just think you can't because if you do that, your audience, your people, the people, right? What are they called? The congregation. Your family. Your family and friends. Your grandma. The word is guests. Your guests. You're not going to get all good costumes. You're not going to get all good costumes. You're going to get shit costumes. Well, for sure. Grandma is probably going to come dressed as a bird-loving grandmother.

That's what I mean. No, you're coming as Lydia Dietz from Beetlejuice. Just throw a red dress on. It's going to be sick as fuck, dude. You can buy your grandma her costume. Hey, I'm with it. I'm with it. Well, you're right. Blake, you can do anything. You can do anything. Thank you, Kyle. You can do anything.

Yeah, you know, I can. You can. You can. Well, you want it to be on like a bullshit holiday that no one really fucking gives a shit about? Arbor Day. What did you say? What did you say? How dare you? Is it Arbor Day? Trees. Trees matter. You know what? Fuck you. I guess you don't. Arbor Day. Yeah, you could do an Arbor Day. Yeah, that's a great one. Do an Arbor Day and then do it in the Redwood Forest.

And be like, okay, hey, guess what? We're honoring the trees getting married here under this beautiful big ass tree. So you think that if your date falls on any kind of like a holiday at all, you're supposed to follow that holiday? Is this the logic? You got to wrap it up.

How about you schedule it for a holiday that doesn't matter so that you don't have to acknowledge it? No, no, no. The whole point is that if you have to throw it on a- No, no, no. It's because you're not going to A-Ray's wedding because of it being on Halloween. You want to spend- And Halloween's important to your kids. That's part of it. That's part of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also, barely enough. Yeah, sure, sure. Just kidding. Whoa! No, just kidding. Okay.

But like, see ya. Schedule-wise, it's not going to work. I don't know if I can get out of work. No, no, no. I get it. I get it. But I get Halloween because people have kids and kids love Halloween and it's important to them to go trick-or-treating and shit. Right, right. But no one gives a shit about...

Easter? I got very close to Easter. What? It was great. No one gives a shit about Easter. Jesus has returned? Like, Christian people care so much about Easter, dude. Yeah, that was a big deal. Yeah. Dude, guess what? I'm Christian as fuck, dude. I'm so Christian, I'm Catholic. That's even more...

more Christian. Never stops talking about it. That's more Christian than just regular Christian. I don't know what I can believe anymore. You've literally done so much evil damage to the world. You're evil. Are you kidding me? Adam's ringtone is take me to church. Yes, Satan. I don't know what I can trust that comes out of this. I got to take this call. Take me to church. I'm saying, dude, and then you could have like, he's going on the third day. The bride rises again.

It's a three-day wedding. Uh-huh. Hold up. I mean, because then at least the colors are kind of wedding colors. You locked a couple in a cave with a stone on Friday? Yeah. You know? There's like white rabbits. Like, that's cute. That goes with like a wedding theme. You know what I mean? But, so sorry. So all that. What the fuck?

Definitely don't have a wedding on Halloween and dress up like how people do. No, dude. Okay, great. Yeah, no, I got it. Yeah. This all checks out. There's no actual line of thought with this man. There's no actual, like, I'm going to go here and I'm going to stay here. It sounds like he's thought it out to me. To me, it sounds like your second wedding is going to be fire. Are you checking notes right now? Is this something you wrote down? Dude, and that has been another episode of... Whoa, whoa.

We haven't even done that. I would love. Okay, guys, I would love to hear your take back. And I hope it's to me for just piling on me right then, dude. I'll pile on you more. You're flip flopping. You're like a fish in the boat, man. You're just flipping and flopping.

Adam, I love piling on you. Yeah, dude. And I'm in the live world, baby. Here, let me... This isn't a take back. It's a... Playboy. What did you say? I'm in the live world, Playboy. You lose! What did you say? Playboy is Kyle's word this episode. I'm in the live world, Playboy. The live world? You said it.

I don't know what that is either. On a boat, there's where you put the fish. Oh, like the bait fish or something? Keep up! Keep up, bro! Keep up, bro! The live well, you dumbass! Oh my god! Wow, and then he zings me with that fucking common phrase. I feel like most people know what a live well is. No one

If I didn't know and if Durr's didn't know, nobody knows. The support for the Fisher people of Adam's fan base are about to go ham on us. Like, you don't know what a live well is? They're about to fucking go wild. The fact that you don't know a live well. You probably don't know what Starboard is, bro.

I know what a fucking tackle box is. I know what port side is. I know the stern. What is port side? What is port side then? You liar. Port side is the left side, playboy. Okay? Oh, my God. And I'm not taking shit back. Wait, hey. Yes,

points. Okay, well, it's crazy you don't know a live well. That means you've never been fishing on a boat. I've been fishing on a boat and I don't know what a live well is. We've got a live one here. That's crazy. It's a pool, right? That you put the fish in. I'm just taking this. I'm deducing this. Yeah, it's essentially a cooler that's sort of built into your boat that fresh water keeps cycling into it so you can keep your fish alive so they're not fucking dead and gross by the time you get back to shore. Yeah.

And you can have live bait. You can put live bait in there. And you can also put live bait in there, yes. Because you catch the bait, you get a bigger fish. A lot of boats have two of them. Bro, I know. I just – I never heard that term before. We just called it the little fish song. Look, this isn't a take back, but this is me hoping something doesn't get misconstrued. And that's that your homie Matt Berry thinks I give a shit, that he didn't say hi to me. I think it's fun to bring it up. Friendship. It's good radio. That being said, next time –

I don't know. Kiss the ring. Kiss the ring. That time. Next time. Next time. Watch Workaholics, dog. Yeah, and for sure watch Workaholics, dude. Yeah, just watch the pilot. Dude, that's embarrassing. Best episode. I'm embarrassed for him. It's all good. I've got an apology. I'm embarrassed for him. I've got an apology to TII Nation. I'm sorry for missing the first 20 to 30 minutes of this pod. I thought

Like 10 minutes It was like 10 minutes Was that it? Yeah we didn't eat as much Okay well Kind of stalled a little bit Kyle went and ate celery Or whatever he was eating An entire cucumber in his hand I was quiet for a while It was nice Yeah you were I can't wait to hear This sounds juicy It was normal Um

Funniest comment I saw about a previous episode was when Blake got out the buzz ball on whatever episode that was, you got it out to open it four minutes in and you didn't drink it until 20 minutes in. And some girl noticed and was like, just so you guys know, he doesn't drink the buzz ball actually until 20 minutes in. It was pretty funny. You got to make them last. I got to take back. Well, he busted it out and for sure it was warm. It was hot.

And so he immediately regretted it. I get that. I never regret a buzz ball. Go ahead, Kyle. I have a take back. I have a take back from the FX party. I was very close to a hero. I didn't bring this up. I don't know why. Maybe because I'm embarrassed, but I was very close to Jeff Bridges.

He was there. You do love him, yeah. What's the movie you loved with him in? The Big Lebowski? The guitar one. Bad Blake. Yeah, what was that? That was your fucking jam for... Oh, you're talking about... Yeah, that was kind of like The Wrestler. Crazy Heart or whatever? Was it Crazy Heart? Crazy Heart, yeah. Crazy Heart. Yeah, that was good. That was Colin Farrell. But I also like Tucker, A Man and His Dream. You ever seen that one?

Yes, you do. And that is a great one. But I didn't say hi to him. I actively was like, I'm not going to go up and say hi to him. Oh, yeah, you're intimidating. Was he intimidating seeming? Not at all. I was watching him a lot. Yeah, I know. Those parties are weird because you just end up staring at someone. I remember I just stared at Michael Douglas for like 20 minutes and was like, nah, I'm not going to go say hi.

There's something about it. It's like I couldn't break that down for whatever reason. I was like, it's just not the time. I don't know. But I take it back kind of now that I have to. I should have just said, what's up, man? I love you. You love him? Yeah. And I just wanted to say thanks for asking. I got 80th place in the triathlon, but we can move on, guys. We'll cover that. Next week. We'll cover that old news next pod. Next week on Pundits.

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