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Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about... All he wants for his birthday is a big booty hoe. Down into my nuts and then down my... down my thigh. I am beautiful, no matter what you say. Me and 2 Chainz shared one meatloaf.

Here we go. Start your engines. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. Oh, we are back. I'm wearing the same shirt. Yes, points. We got the board with us. Hell yeah. Yeah, baby. What a week. What a week it's been. I'm in the same room wearing the same shirt. Crazy week. Crazy week. What is the all out show, Dizzy? That's Rude Jude's show on Shade 45. Long day.

Yippee! Oh, we're showing shirts? What'd you look at that? We're showing shirts? Very funny. Has one of my favorite games of all time called Black, White, or Other. Yeah, that's a good one. They read a headline and then people call in to guess if the person who the headline is about is black, white, or other. Or other. It's very funny. It's basically people calling in being like, all right, well, you said he had like a samurai sword, so like he's probably some Japanese dude. Yeah.

Or people being like, no, that's some white shit right there of somebody being like, I don't know. I think that's probably a black guy. Basically, everyone calls him with racist reasons they think. Yeah, stereotypes. And then he's like, nah, man, you're wrong. Moving on. Next caller. He was Polynesian. Exactly. Yeah, he never says it. Or he never says it. He says. Yeah. Ooh, leave him hanging. Oh, he says it. He says it already.

So, congrats to Ders for placing 80th out of how many people at the Malibu Triathlon? Oh, we're touching it. Oh, gosh. I can't remember. I'm still going to send it. It was almost 1,000 people. Almost 1,000 people. Oh, my God. That's very good. That's good, dude. That's a top 10 percentile, man. That's good. That's good. You got it, dude. That is incredible. It almost pisses me off it's so good. Yeah, Blake is real mad. But here's what happened, and you guys can describe this.

Oh, what happened to your... You hurtied yourself. Oh, you hurtied yourself? Swim went fine. Bike went fine. Of course. Run. Run went fine until the last...

third of a mile I was like I'm gonna gun it because I saw a dude in front of me that had a number that made me think he was in my age group and I was like I gotta take that dude down so I put it in the high gear I pass him and he was like let's bring it home I hit him with the pound and like we're ready to go I keep going and then with a quarter mile to go I just felt a snap like in my Achilles ka-chunked

And I was like, that can't be good. Keep going, keep going. Three strides later, it snapped again. And I was like, so you have to stop running. And I just like did a, I was running like those striders from the Dark Crystal that kind of have like a little hitch in the giddy up. Yeah, dude. Yes, okay. For like a quarter mile. And it was kind of a bummer because if I just kept my pace, I would have probably finished at the exact same time and not had an injury that I'm nursing now.

Right. Yeah. So what is the injury? The doctor thinks I just snapped part of my Achilles, you know, because it's like strands or whatever. I didn't train enough. I trained for maybe three weeks, a little more. I'd only run, you end with a 10K and I'd only run one 10K. Yeah. How far is 10K? What is? 6.2 miles. Okay. That's not bad.

And I've run that once before, which is just not enough. That's always been your Achilles heel, though. No pun intended. Like running was not training. Oh, my. Points. Yes. Pun accepted, my friend. Pun accepted. Points. Running is hard on your body. I just pushed it. I just always push it. I always think I still got it. Yeah, you do. Yeah.

And I don't. I get that, dude. You've got it, bro. You have that competitive nature in you. And why is running the hardest for you? And from the photos, it seems like you've ran and swam the titties off. To me, I was thinking maybe your titties kind of hold you down, and that's why you're not the great rider. No, they're still there. They're still there. They're still there.

Your boobs are huge. No, I saw that photo. Those titties, you ran them right off. Naked grandma! It would have been great to weigh 10 pounds less. That would have been nice. Your boobs are huge. But then you're way fisheders. You're one of the skinniest I've seen you in a very... Since you were a true youth. I'm 190 right now. You're talking to a mesomorph. I'm 190. If I was 180, that would have been a lot easier on my legs to...

run that hard. That's why we got to get that weight down, dude. It's hard on our legs. It's hard on our heart. It's hard on our circulatory system. Thank you. And I feel you as a brother in injury. Yeah, man. Yeah, dude. So they gave me a boot. I'm not wearing the boot though. Yeah. I'm also injured all the time. By the way, all three of you been to the doctor in the last two months. Oh, yeah. But next year. I'm still standing. We know. You're indestructible. Body just cut from stone.

very shaggy next year we gotta do the relay you gotta get into that brain though go talk to that brain doctor see what comes up yeah my brain my brain not right talk to that brain doctor yeah you gotta go to that brain doctor bro I've been drinking so many buzz balls I got CTE bro we got what CTE CTE DDT seat DDT yoga uh

Blake, what was with that photo of you dressed as the fucking goblin or the purple goblin or whatever the fuck you were from... It was in a Workaholics episode. Oh, yeah. Your ass looked non-existent to the point that Kyle thought... That was CGI. Somebody fucked that up. No, that's his... He posted that photo from Blake's Instagram. Dude, you know how many... I had hell of like spandex layers on because we were... I don't know why. I just...

Shit was so... Do you know how many layers of spandex? Hold on. Adam would need so many layers of spandex. Repeat what you just said, Blake. I can't even believe it. Oh, my bad. I had like a bunch of like very tight spandex layers on. I had those purple pants. I had like biker shorts. Everything was constricting my butthole and balls and all that stuff. Also... Constricting your butthole. Okay. Also, dude, best ass is hella subjective. So... That's true. It's like the Emmys. Right.

Very shagadetic. From Emmys to Hemmys, baby. From Emmys to Hemmys. Emmys to Hemmys. We're back. We're back. I was a little disappointed. It didn't do you any favors. That's for sure. Yeah, it did not do you justice. You want to see it? I'd love to see it. I love your ass. I'd love to see it. Hey, guys, this is why we need you to like and subscribe. Hit that smash button. Hit that smash, that like and subscribe button. Yeah, that's what it is. Thank you. YouTube? I think it's YouTube.

I think. Vimeo? What are we on? I'm not going to show it. By the way, yes, let's mention this. Yeah, you bitch. We're on YouTube, guys. If you're listening, you can see his butt. You can see all this hot, hot flavor. And are you going to show us the ass or are you just... I'm not going to show it. You can show it in underwear. We don't need to see an actual hole. Oh, okay. Oh, he's chunking so hard. Oh, you're chunking so hard. Am I?

Is it bad? It's not great. It's that bad. Well, you went outside, didn't you? That's what happened. You're back in your hunting tree lodge. Okay. He's trying to show it. We'll get it away from the microphone. Brought to you by Stance Underwear. It doesn't look great, Blazer. Get it away from the microphone, please. I mean, yeah, Blake, it doesn't look great.

That great, dude. What's wrong with it? What have you done with your life? Well, it's sort of not there anymore. Yeah, that is weird. Oh, hey, look at that, though. Oh, cut to. We got a little front action. Yo. Yeah. Blazer. Am I chunking now? Am I chunking now, bitch? You were. Yeah, you were. You were hella chunking. Yeah, you were, actually. Yeah, yeah. You were chunking pretty bad. Okay. Right. Thank you. It went from underwear to no underwear. But that ass wasn't chunking. I think maybe you ran that ass off.

Thank you, God! It's possible. I do a lot of running. It's a bagel. I might have run the dump off. You might have ran that dump off. I would love to run my ass off. How often do you run? I ran my tits off and you run your butt off. Yeah, that's the key. I can't physically run, so that's why my fucking dunker stays dunked. That's what it is.

Dunkaroo. Butt by canes, baby. Booty by canes. Come on, man. Oh, dude. I just saw the Caniac special for like a thousand wings. You can buy a thousand wings. Anyways. For a thousand dollars, you can buy a thousand wings? That's insane. No, it's a thousand wings. It's just a few hundred bucks, but it's like the party platter that you can get through canes. I'm like, this seems... Who's counting those wings? Some like 16-year-old is like... It's like 99... The fuck? It doesn't matter. Just get a...

They probably weigh it, right? That's the cheat code is they're like a thousand rings weigh this. So do that. Well, who's counting it when they come home with it? You know what I mean? You know some fat fuck is. Yeah. You know some fat fuck is. Right, exactly. A group of like teenagers watching the Super Bowl. Oh, actually there was only 976.

all drumsticks please goodbye although obesity is a problem yeah yes kyle no i just had a question i was like when you're running like in doing that and doing the triathlon and stuff like how fast are you running miles in like how what is your time on that um like seven this is a q a day i have my hand raised in the audience yeah dude really good question kyle circle back i love it i like that uh

I have a great question. Blake's an elementary school teacher. Really good question, Kyle. That's a really good question. Something like 715, 720. Wow, dude. That's fast. Smoking. That's with the injury. So like that was the average with the injury.

I wish it was over. Okay. Smoking. Next year, I'm going to train for six weeks. Six weeks training. I have a question. Yes, Blake. I have a question. Good job. Yes, Blake. I love you. I kind of made a joke about it on your Instagram, but I really have this question. When you get out of the water and you run through sand and you have sand on your feet, then do you put sandy shoes on?

Or your sandy feet into shoes and run? So here's the... You probably... Go ahead, yeah. Adam, go ahead. You were there. Have a little water bottle. You just hose them down right quick. This is the way. I love it. That takes up time. That takes up time. Well, Adam's a beach guy. Now let him answer first. Yeah, Adam knows...

Okay. Did you mention a beach? You got it, dude. This is part of the sport. Part of the sport is how much. Listen, Blake, I'm used to saying it on feed, okay? I know how to get it off. What do you know about a live bait box? What is it called? Live well. From last week? Come on. I don't remember. Fucking live well, dog. I've got a great memory like a trap. Like a what did you say? Like a trap.

Part of triathlon is racing uncomfortably, right? Really? So if you want to take the time to get the sand off your feet, great. Good luck. You can do that. Or you can just go and just deal with it. It doesn't matter. Oh. That's disgusting. Okie dokie. But you took the time. I had a towel in my little transition zone that I step on and I do like a little dog kind of like just took a dookie thing and I kind of wipe my feet on that. Mm-hmm.

That would fuck me up so bad. Like running in shoes with sand. That would fuck me up so bad. Well, here's the trip. I took the time to put socks on. Okay. Most pros, no socks. When they're cycling or running, they're just like barefoot, sand. Wow.

Now, here's a question. How? Are everybody wearing shoes? Is there anybody who does it barefooted? Are everybody wearing shoes? Is anybody running barefoot? I'm sure somebody's running barefoot, yes. Are everybody? Are everybody wears shoes? I'm sure somebody ran barefoot. Well, they're fucking psychopaths. Those dope sandals, those barefoot sandals. Absolutely not. With the little ropes that go across and around. That's what I'm talking about. I can't even walk barefoot.

Like if I'm barefoot, like if I just like halfway through the day, don't like didn't put shoes on or socks on in the morning. I hurt so bad by mid afternoon. Really? Just from walking barefoot. That's because your feet are tender or because your legs are ones longer than the others? You have neuropathy?

It's just my fucking like genetic trauma. There's no cushion. And I think the trauma for my grandparents. Yeah. No, I don't have any like cartilage in my ankles or my knees. So I think like I need the cushion of shoes and socks just to fucking go about my joints that hurt. Is it your joints that hurt or the actual? Yes, it's my it's like my joints and my ankles and my and my knees. Oh, that's neuropathy. My joints. My joints. Sounds like neuropathy. Happy harvest. Yeah.

Hey, we're one week closer to harvest. Happy harvest. So my nuts, you know how there was fluid in my nuts? Yes. Yes. Is that what happened? Yeah. There was fluid at the sponge. The little bag of worms. Yes. So, and so I guess there's fluid in it. So I went to a urologist and he was like, it's a normal amount of fluid. It is muscular. And so I'm like, okay. So then I go to this like, bro, muscular.

Wait a second. Yeah. What's muscular? The injury. So I tore my groin muscle. Pizza, pizza. It's really muscular in here. Thank you. The nuts. It's like six months ago when I was shooting the Pitch Perfect show. Right. Doing like a dumb fucking split that I could normally just do all the time. But now I'm

I'm old and can't do the things that I could used to be able to do. Yes. It's the worst. It's the worst. It sucks. And so he's like, the muscles around your balls basically are contracting and are pinching a nerve that then shoots pain down into my nuts and then down my...

Yes. Down my thigh. Down my thigh. Whiteout pain. Down my thigh. And so I went to this bro, this fucking bro physical therapist guy that just like got grease and oil all over his like elbows and just was fucking digging out. Did you say dildos or elbows? Uh,

Running back. See what I said. So he's rubbing his elbows like into my groin, which is so weird. Are you like dead bug or what's the, are your legs up in the air? Like someone's eating your butthole? No, he has like a little pillow that I've like, I've like have my leg like positioned on. On your side? I'm sorry. Just will you paint the picture? Both.

both ways. Do not come. So I had it in between my legs and then I think these are these are your psoas not psoas. They're not the psoas muscles? Right. Okay. What are psoas muscles? Okay. Like under your obliques behind your obliques basically. Okay. Maybe. I don't know. Kyle's trying to say the buzzword of psoas. Kyle's saying a

lot of big words over here. Yeah, he really wants to say psoas. Psoas is a buzzword in the physical therapy world right now. So Kyle, go ahead. Maybe it's psoas. I don't know. It's got a sore ass. And also, did you know that they don't call physical therapists physical therapists anymore? They're called like physiotherapists. They added an O to it. That seems weird. They were like, you got to go to a physiotherapist. I'm not saying. And then I go there and I'm like, this is a physical therapist office. He's like, yeah, we don't really go by physical therapists anymore. And I'm like,

Him, her, they, physio. I'm not saying it. I'm pissed now. Physical therapist. But anyway, so he like ground me out. It was so fucking painful. And then I'm walking back to my car. I'm a pissed. I'm a pissed now. You felt the nerve. I'm pissed now. Like the muscle relax around my nerve. And I felt good. Oh, cool. Good. He got it. It's magic. It is magic. That's magic. And then I went back on that muscle.

Monday and did it again. Felt great again. And then I was like, oh, so can I ride a bike again? And he's like, yeah, I think you could get back on a bike again. Rode my bike yesterday. Last night, I felt like someone kicked me. He kicked me in my balls. And now I'm in South Carolina and that doctor was in Newport Beach. So see, hey, you're a big baller. Fly him out. Fly him out. Put him on. Yeah, that's probably what he wants you to do.

Might be able to get a rec. Just get a local rec, you know? Maybe you can just hit... I should get a local rec, yeah. Honestly, I could be your personal doctor if you just let me crash on your couch, dude. I would love it if one of you guys could rub me down. I didn't know I was going to be a guy who enjoys just hard, hard rub downs by muscular dudes, but it works. It is the best. Yeah. It's my favorite.

Yeah. That's like if you roll out on that thing, like if you roll out on the band and shit, it just hurts so fucking. We talking so as? Dude, if you roll your so as out, man, you know, that shit feels hella good, but it hurts so bad, but it feels so fucking good. It's like what? And now they're saying like you got to open up your hips. Like Ders was saying that too. That's all the rage is open up your hip.

What the fuck? How do you open up your hips? Because he told me I have to open up my hips and I don't quite. Do you know what the yoga move pigeon is? No. YouTube pigeon and then do that all the time basically. It's where you put your leg in front of you like this and you lean on it. Okay. Like a figure four kind of like a. Okay. Who's known for the figure four leg lock? Ric Flair. Ric Flair. Yeah. So you basically go whoo.

Who is Ric Flair? He's the leader of the Four Horsemen. Woo! No, that's the Jeopardy question. Oh, sorry. My bad. It's all good. Yeah, do that. Open up your hips. Wait, what was that? Who is Ric Floor? Ric Floor. Ric Floor? Ric Floor. If a dude owned like a flooring company, come on down to Ric's Floor. Hold on. Woo!

What? Did you guys remember this one? Ric Flair has a weed company now. Oh, yeah. No pigeons. Yeah. Nope. But lots of pigeons. Mm-hmm. Open up your hips. Dude. You just put your leg like this across your body, and then you lean forward.

You don't remember No Pigeons? That's kind of a deep cut. No, it's not. Is it? Who did it? Sporty Thieves. Oh, yeah. That was one of my faves. I love No Pigeons. It was so dumb. You're a Sporty Thieves fan? Kyle is Sporty Thieves. You don't remember No Pigeons? I don't know who that is. I remember the song. I just did not. I don't remember the artist. Now, is that a slapback? No.

Is that a clapback? It was. It was a clapback to No Scrubs. Yes. No Scrubs was the hit song. Right. TLC mega hit. And then this guy, he had enough. You know, he was like, you know what? I don't want no pigeons. And then people were like, pigeons? And then he tries to explain it in the song, but it didn't really catch on in the same way. Yeah. Scrubs, everyone knows what a scrub is. You're like, oh, that person's a scrub. You're like, yeah. They also spell it out too. They're like,

this is what a scrub is. And then you go, I got it. I know what a scrub is. A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly. Yeah. Also known as a buster. But even just upon hearing it, you're like, I don't want no scrubs. You're like, yeah. It also doesn't work. I'm also in a grade. Like, I don't want no pigeons. You're like, well, I guess, but like a lot of people like pigeons. Like Mike Tyson, like has pigeons. Like he loves them. Right. Well, I don't think it's literal. Um, but so also come up with a word that's just one syllable like scrubs because the pigeon it's,

It doesn't fit in the song. I'm just saying. No, seriously, though. Why would they? Is that what it sounds like? No, but is that what it sounds like? Do they go, we don't want no pigeons? Yes. Dude, you know I can only play 15 seconds and I don't know if I can land on the chorus. Bro, a scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly. Yeah, that's true. Also known as a hustler? No, we don't want no pigeons. I think it's a busker. We don't want no pigeons.

No pigeons. It's a buster. Is it a buster? It's a buster. It's a buster. A scrub is a buster. Another good clap back, and I'm going to get heat for this, but the R. Kelly version of If I Were a Girl, strong. Okay, you can't. You can't. What is this song? It's like, he basically, after Beyonce goes If I Were a Boy, great song, right? Which is a great song. And he was like, whatever, man. If I Was a Girl, and you're like, well, not.

No, it doesn't really carry the same weight. Oh my God. If he was a girl, R. Kelly's the last person he should say if he was a girl. Fucking bro, stop. It is hilarious. You're like, nobody needs this. Nobody needs this, bro. We're good. Allegedly. He's all good. Let him have the song. That probably aged terribly. Yeah, but that being said. That being said, Adam, go for it. Adam's got the floor. He's got some hits. That being said, he does have some hits. No. No. God.

I'd rather listen to Sporty Thieves at this point. Interesting. What's that other Sporty Thieves song? What is that other Sporty? J.K. Rowling's. I bet they do have one. Wait, are you thinking of... Yeah, well, I mean, we're talking about their album Street Cinema. Mm-hmm.

Nice. Actually kind of a cool title. Yeah, dope. I'm into that. Yeah. Life's a movie. Hey, last night was a movie. It was a movie, dog. Dude, they were so 2000 and early to that. They were 2000 and early to that. That's right. Can we give Kyle some points? Sorry, I'm looking up sporty thieves stuff. Hold on. It's okay. I don't want them. You don't want points? No. Are you fucking crazy? No, no, no.

Does he know what they are? I don't need your points. I don't need your points. Oh, he's been in the Emmys. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Take them back. No, you wanted them. I could tell. Take them back. Ah, shucks. Take them back. All right. Are we there yet? Nope. Just 19 minutes in. Go ahead. Ders, are you thinking of Aquaman?

What? As what? No. The song. No, I'm not. I was kind of being sarcastic when I said what's their other song. Are you sure? Are we talking Aquaman as in like Barbie girl? Ooh, that's a good song. You said green, right? Fast forward past this kid. I'm not mad at this at all. I'm not mad at it either, buddy. Yeah, that's sick. That's a good beat. Thank you. Yeah, but that wasn't a hit. No one knew that. None of us were like, oh yeah. I did.

Did you though, Blake? No. I do remember you mentioning Aquaman. I don't think you did. Wait, did Awkwafina, wasn't Awkwafina, was she a legit rapper? Was she? I don't know. Well, I know she rapped, but did she have an album or did she? No!

Blake, play the most popular Awkwafina song, please. Yes, please do that, Blake. I don't know if she was. How would you spell Awkwafina? Well, it's A- Dude, obviously. Just how it sounds. It's A-W-Q-W. Is it Q? I thought it was a K. Oh, wait. Yeah, she's got an album. Hold on. Oh, yeah, she does. A-W-Q-W. That's dope. That's dope. That's dope. Is she stoked on that? Or does she look back kind of like, well, it was a bit, and

Is it a comedy rap or is it real rap?

It looks like it's real rap. Like Chris D'Elia's album? Yeah, that was real rap for sure. Do you want to hear Awkwafina? Her number one song is Marijuana. Oh, yeah, well, play it. I like songs that are called Marijuana. All I know is the Wizards, if those guys were here, they would eat them alive. They would, dude. If that portal would just open up again. Oh, wait, this... Okay. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Uh-oh. You gotta fast forward. We're not gonna hear her. Skip ahead. You sneezing, but guess what? I'm not. Why? Cause I got me a flu shot. That's right. Flu shot. Okay, so she's pro-vax. This is 2014. She's 2000 and early to that. She was. 2000 and early to the pandemic. Okay, so here's the deal. We got a little information from our producers. In 2012, her song My Vag became popular on YouTube. Alright, so she had a YouTube hit. Okay.

a response oh it was a response track look at this wow look at this the clapbacks are real to Dirt Nasty's My Dick no Mickey Avalon well but Dirt Nasty is the one I repped Dirt Nasty on that one oh yes yes I see what you're saying he's on that track

He's on it. It's Mickey Avalon's song, but Dirt was featured. Is that the song that's like, my dick? Yeah. Bigger than a pencil. It did pretty well for those guys. Yeah, I remember that song being a hit. My dick. Yeah. What's the funny part? I think they toured off that song for several years. Yeah, for years.

years like they were coming to a college near you and making some money like my dick is bigger than a bridge yes that was right that was right around the time that we were doing workaholics and it was like that song was very popular and the asher roth college song oh yeah and they wanted that to be our theme song they wanted the asher roth song which i think was a clap back to alice cooper's schools out for summer

Oh, yes. The classic Al Cooper. What a trash. Yeah, they wanted the Asher Roth college song to be the Workaholics theme song, which I feel it would have changed the entire show. It would change the vibe a little bit. We would have lasted for three seasons. I don't know. For sure. They would have been like, they're too old. Yeah, and that's no slight to Asher Roth. No. No. No. No. No. No. Go ahead. Hit it. Hit it. I'm living in a nightmare.

Nope, that's not it. He just hits buttons, bro. I love this guy. But yeah, it does change the vibe and it doesn't date as well as the skinny boys who... Somebody sent a link to us that was like...

they were just named as like people. They're from like Albany or some shit. And they just got named people magazine. No, no, no. It was like a people of the year. They were on like the list of the Emmy, Emmy runner up. Well, do you remember when we tried to find them for months? Yeah. Uh, we tried to find them for a very long time to like do,

like a party with us, right? Like we wanted them for South by Southwest. We wanted them for all kinds of things and we just literally couldn't track them down. I get that they were, I thought that they were just like, I thought we did track them down and one of them like owned a barbershop and they were just like,

We don't do that anymore. I thought they worked out a pumpkin patch. It's been 40 years. I thought they worked out a pumpkin patch. What? Sorry, I heard barbershop. I guess you heard pumpkin patch. Well, there's a few of them. Maybe one of them got a pumpkin patch and one of them got a barbershop, man. No. The other one's like, I want to go do this. Kel from Kenan and Kel was emceeing a pumpkin patch. Are we talking Emmys? Back in the day. Dude, are we talking Emmys? Let's just go back to the Emmys for this moment.

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Adam, did you watch the Emmys? I'd never have seen the Emmys. Dude, what the fuck? Okay. So they're an award show for TV. Okay. Look at this. And Kenan hosted this year. Yes, he did. Terrific. And he shows up at a fake bar that they have on stage and he's like talking to people. And then he does a bit with Kumail that happened and...

It happened. And Sudeikis' bit happened. Right. And, you know, they're doing their best up there. Give me a hell yeah! They're set up to fail. It's tough. As any comedian does, we just do our best. They're set up to fail. Exactly. And then he goes, hey, man, I don't know what that was. And the guy turns around at the bar and it's Kel. I saw that clip. The whole place goes crazy. Dude, I flipped. I flipped. I stood up. I was like, yeah!

Thank you, guys. I love that. It was so tight. And then they like threw the commercial. I love that. Look at this. Wait, Kyle, you got the photo? Whoa. You didn't bring that up last week? This is crazy. Okay. You said you shook Harry Winkler's hand, but you didn't mention Henry. I told you, bro. It was all. They were like, who stopped you in your tracks that you met? And you're like, Henry Winkler. Wow. This dude is burying headlines. This is what stopped me in my tracks.

Kel stopped me in my tracks. This is one of the only photos I have of the night is a selfie with me and Kel Mitchell, baby. Unbelievable. Did you talk to him about our girl? Yeah. Who was on? No. Lori Beth? I did. Lori Beth Denberg. I did. I know that Kenan and Kel obviously meant a lot to people that are within 30,

three to four years of our ages. Yes. Yes. Does it mean anything to anyone else? Older or younger? No. We're so nostalgic for it that like they're excited that we're excited. It's huge for us though. Yeah. I can tell you that I was in the room when Kel was revealed for this moment at the Emmys. Oh my God.

I stood up and I was very excited. I looked around. I was the only one standing. The pain from my bad? Disappear. You started to chant? There was no longer any pain in my body. I was like, yeah! Woo! I was hyped. I stood up and standing, oh, like this is happening. And nobody else was standing. Yeah. You're like looking around. You're like, Allison Janney, you better get your ass up.

Sterling Brown fucking stand up for this shit. It was so dope, dude. That was the best thing that the Emmys did. That was the best thing. Yeah. It was such like a niche thing that like, and I, cause I watched the clip of it and there was no joke to it. It was just like, no tells here. And they're, they just hugged and they're like, Oh,

It was a reveal. Well, he said something. I can't remember what it was, but he said something about either burgers or orange soda. And I was like, I don't know. Like Good Burger. I think it was a Good Burger. Yeah, he said, I'll take a Good Burger or something like that. Oh, yeah. That was his line, man. Fuck yeah.

It was good. It was fucking good. I mean, yeah, that is good, but it's like, it was such a niche thing for just us, and I'm like, that's cool that they let that happen at the Emmys. Normally, they're like, yeah, but people won't, not everyone will get it, so you can't do that bit. I'm glad that they let Kenan do that. Because, by the way, Kel, it's not like Kel is like a bad dude or like, you know...

went off the rails and is a guy who's missing in action he's still just like i mean he hosts this show on saturday mornings for kids that my kids watch and i kind of dig them watching him too in like a different way it's like uh about animals or something like that dude i had no idea that's cool that's it's pretty sick so like i like that and why does your face look like that blake what does it look like you just go that's sick dude it

It just really affected me. These are all reasons y'all should be watching on YouTube. Speaking of kids real quick, I just want to show this to the screen. I left my phone out when we were texting before the show and my kid somehow, like four years old, got the thing. I think he started trying to type his name.

But then this is what the smart type turned it into? Hey-roo for toxic butt cheeks. Butt cheeks? Hey-roo for toxic butt cheeks? What was he trying to spell? Oops. Winning. I think he was trying to write his name, Hayden, and then like the rest is... Hey-roo for toxic butt cheeks. I like that you write butt cheeks enough that it auto-corrected to butt cheeks. And toxic. And toxic? Yeah.

I hope Ders is the type of person that's always going like, oh, you're so toxic in text messages. You know what it is? What? He might have hit the... He says butt cheeks constantly. And he might have hit the microphone and said something like... That's life! Hayden something something butt cheeks. So butt cheeks is like... Hayden something toxic butt cheeks. Does he know the word toxic? Daddy, please stop touching butt cheeks. Oh, no.

Does he know toxic is like smelly or bad? Like, oh, my butt cheeks are toxic. No, right? No, he doesn't know. His first word was robotics, but he doesn't know that the word toxic. Oh,

That's always my favorite dad joke. His first word was robotics. Oh, man. I'm going to take that. I'm going to take that. I don't think he knows toxic. No, I'm sorry, dude. Damn. What are we at here? We're looking at about 30 minutes in. Yeah, we're about halfway. Are you going to play the Britney Spears toxic song for him? Here's my question about that song. It's a parody. Is that her best song? Because every list I see from like best songs of that era or greatest songs of all time. Wee-wee.

That song is very high. Yes. That one's sick. She's on like an airplane in the video. I think that song is very good. Yeah. I do. I remembered it right away and it's like. I remember that being a good song. Her best song.

Well, what's better? I was going to say genie in a bottle. Slave for you. Yeah, that's not as good. I guess toxic. I think I like that video more. She was very sexy in that video. That's the one with the snake. I mean, the Britney bitch one is with Will.i.am and Britney bitch. That's got to be better. What's that one? What is that one? It's more of like a dance, like the world dance style song. How does it go? It's Will.i.am and Britney bitch. What's that?

bro? That's the hokey pokey. That's the chicken dance. Yeah. What the fuck are you talking about? I mean, the other song, I don't know the song you're talking about. Wait, wait, wait, that Britney Spears song where you put your right hand in, you put chicken dance. They didn't remix that shit. Will I am in Britney? I'm sure someone has, but,

It's Britney, bitch. You know that song. Stop doing it. Why are you holding on? What's going on? Don't keep doing it. Everybody knows it. We heard it the first time. It's clear. We know the song. That's not the one we're talking about. It kind of sounds like... No, it doesn't. I like this track a lot.

I think this probably has the most attitude. And that's it. That's 15 seconds. Wow, that's all we got. That's all we got. Okay. The Will.I.Am and Britney bitch ones like...

Play that one because I need to know. I need to be reminded as to what this song is because I think Toxic is her best track. It's something that you definitely heard drunk at Comic-Con. Is it called Scream and Shout? Yes. Scream and Shout. Scream and Shout. I don't know if I know that one. Not like Toxic. You said Toxic and I knew exactly what that one was. I knew Toxic. You're going to know it. You're going to know it. Adam, you work out to this song. Go.

Adam's like, I don't know. You're going to stand up and start doing this. No, I only work out to pop punk, dude. They watching us. I don't know this. They watching us. Yes, you do. I don't know this song. Scream and shout. And, and, and, and, and, and.

I don't know this song. Just please get to the part where it's like, I don't know where the fuck it is. It's Will. I am in Brittany, bitch. Like the whole Brittany bitch. It's from this. No one has heard this song. Yeah. This is not even in the running. It's definitely not as popular. You skipped it. Yeah. And scream and shout and let it out.

Look, he's working out. He's exercising. Yeah, no, that song is not her best song. Wait, why didn't you let it ride? That was the Will.i.am and Britney bitch. Well, then we'd have to pay Britney for it. I never heard that song. And I'm sorry, bitch. We're not going to pay it. Did you just call her a bitch? I was calling you the bitch. No, you said I'm sorry, bitch. And I think you're talking about her now. I would never disrespect Britney. That's a huge bitch. Oh, yeah, the bitch. I'll jump on that grenade. He was referring to me.

as the bitch. That was just truth. There was no grenade to jump on, bro. We're all Brittany bullies. Communications class 101, homeboy. Kyle, why don't you just drift that chair right out of frame for me, pal? Did any of you guys take a hard stance against Brittany and you guys were... What out of...

What was the other girl's name? The genie in a bottle. Christina Aguilera. Christina Aguilera. That's who I... That's who I... Yeah. Were you guys... Any of you guys took the hard stance and was like, she's way... I like her way more? Great! Dude, you know... Musically, for sure. Musically, yeah. Yeah. She's for sure more talented. Yeah. Yeah. I have a signed drum head. Both Mouseketeers. That's right. We covered that. I know. I'm just reminding you guys that she was...

much more better than Britney. I... She could sing much more. Don't know if I can name a song besides Jeannie in the Bottle and Moulin Rouge. Yeah, I feel like she didn't have as many hits. Yeah, I think Britney had a... She was a little hit factory. Yeah, right. Britney was sick. What's the one? You're Beautiful? Is that her? I am beautiful.

No matter what you say. Isn't that Christina Aguilera? Yeah. That's what I think about all the time. When you guys pile onto me, that's what I think about. That's what you look at when you look at yourself in the mirror. About yourself? Yeah. Whenever I get off this fucking podcast, I go play that song and I know I'm somebody, bro. It's powerful. That's powerful. What? You think that about us or yourself? One more time. Hit me, baby, one more time.

That's points, but I'm trying to pull up your track. I don't want the points. Okay? Hey, you've made your points. I don't want the fucking points. How about I'll take those? Yeah, you can have the points. Oh, God. Words can't bring me down, baby. Oh, God.

See, this is such a, you know the song. This is just a classic. And that's 15 seconds. I fucking love her. Sorry, that's it. I love her. That's it. I love her. That's it. Adam's working out already. I love everything about that. See ya. Adam does trap raises to that. Shrugs or whatever. Now that's trap music right there is what you just heard right there. That's trap. That's funny. You're working on the traps. Give yourself some points.

Speaking of trap music, what's the fucking 2 Chainz album, Hot Girls Love Trap, Hot Girls Like Trap Music or whatever? I don't know the name of any album ever made. I threw that on the other day. It is a

banger and it feels like a classic at this point dude 2 Chainz rocks I love 2 Chainz it's so good it's so good every song the production is tight everything he's saying is just he seems so nice I don't know I don't even know the words that are coming out of your mouth 2 Chainz man come on he's the best I mean I'm looking up 2 Chainz right now because I couldn't tell you what the man looks like 2 Chainz

You don't know who 2 Chainz is? He's tall, long hair. Oh, sure. Yeah, tall, long hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Oh, man. He rocks. He's got really cool... Yeah, his hair rocks. Pretty girls like trap music. This album right here. Throw this at him when you're working out. Now that's trap music. Well, it didn't even come out that long ago. I thought this was going to be like at least 10 years old. This came out in 2017. That feels like a long time ago. Things move so fast now. It's not classic yet. It's not classic.

instant classic i love that you uh are so on top of 2 Chainz shit you have an album from just a handful of years ago that's that's great i don't have a new hip-hop album since dmx think about when you were in middle school and the album came out and then by the time you were a senior you were like man i just had to throw on dookie it's been so long since i heard that shit right dude i did that well sure dookie came out in 94 i was in third

great that's what i'm saying it's like but we've talked about this before it's called the instant like six years spread of like going back like when you get older 10 years moves like one year but like when you're young shit becomes classic real quick and this feels like you couldn't throw it on at a club because it's too old it feels like classic now like what is the hit i'll

off of this album give it to me Blake what oh gosh well what is the hit off of that one I don't know I mean see I don't I have no idea it's a vibe it's a vibe was the it's a vibe was the big song oh yeah it's a vibe sure but my shit good drink here you go yeah you know it's a vibe it's a vibe oh sure yeah yeah yeah

4am with Travis Scott is also... That's quick. Okay, here's the drink. Drink. This is right out the gate. I like that. Okay. I like that song. Okay. Oh, yeah. This one's great. This one right here? Yeah, this whole album. This album rocks, dude. I love this album. That's what Dirt's just saying. This fucking beat is so good. I don't know if I know this. Wait. Wait.

ATM. Yeah, that's a club anthem. That's a club anthem. Euphoria. So are we all huge 2 Chainz fans? Oh, I'm a massive 2 Chainz fan. All he wants for his birthday is a big booty hoe. Well, Blake, you're not massive. You didn't know what the hit songs were on this album. I don't know the names, but as soon as you play them, I know they're freaking blab, bling, bling, bangers, bro. Come on. These things are...

Out of this world. Yeah. Yeah, fair enough. They're blank, blank, blankers. And if there's anything that Blake loves, it's blam, blam, blankers. Bro, I know they're blam, blam, blankers. Give me a hell yeah. Dude, that album goes hard.

hard every track is fucking gold i guess you're right i love two chains i'm listening to that as soon as we finish recording i'm listening to maybe i'm a bit yeah as soon as we wrap up here i'm playing that i'm going hard tonight until i have to go to bed in like 30 minutes uh i have to wake up at five it's good it's good for going to bed i know i got that problem too i have such a healthy relationship with two chains just every year it gets stronger never gonna go to bed

So hard to go to bed after a podcast and then you gotta wake up so goddamn early. Yeah, because I'm so hyped up for talking to my boys. 2 Chainz is the rapper, well maybe not now, but five years ago he was the rapper who was having the most fun. Just having the best time. Now I think it's Drake. Now I think it's Drake. I think Drake really knows how to have fun. Yeah, but it's manufactured at this point for him. He can't be having any fun anymore. No, Drake has a lot of woes.

I think he's got a lot of woes, dude. That is true. That's true. Whoa. Oh, Black Robin. Dude, he's been too rich for too long. No, no, no, no. Drake has been too rich for too long. Exactly. It stops being fun. It's like a job now. Remember how fun it was the first couple seasons of Workaholics? Yeah. Yes. And that's on the absolute smallest scale. Yes. He's on the largest. Now I got to tell the gardeners to stop watering so much because we're in a day of drought. No, Drake...

finds ways to have fun remember when they like a helicopter well this kind of sucks already but remember he took a girl on a date at dodger stadium and just like had i love that you teed this up bro i went to high school with that girl see what love it shout out do you know her could you uh for sure hit her up uh no i don't i don't have her information if i saw her she would be like andersholm

Yes. You'd be like, it's Honduras, actually. But for people who don't know that story, he had a candlelit dinner on the field of Dodger Stadium. Yeah. Which is cool. Of course, TMZ rolled up. But that's fucking cool, dude. Of course it's cool, but is it fun?

It's not fun. I don't know if that's fun, man. Once you have all these things, once you have these entourage and you have to do it and you have to organize all this shit. It kind of sucks because that's the only place he could do it where he felt like he could be alone. He had to rent out a baseball stadium. It's too much work. Dude, think about it like that. That's rough. He couldn't go to a game. Yeah, he couldn't just roll to the Cheesecake Factory and just fuck up some chicken littles.

Adam, that's hella real, dude. You are keeping it one hundred, brother. I gotta keep it a hundred. Drake, he's out here, man. Some kitchen chicken nibbles. What do they have? The Tex-Mex egg rolls? Fuck. Oof. Hey, next time we're all in town, do Dem Boys roll up to a cheesecake factory? Get that meatloaf? Loose butthole. Wait, who are you talking to? Who are you talking to, Adam? To us. To me? To me?

Yeah, to you, dude. To Anders and to Blake. Yeah, next Emmy is when you're here. Come on down. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. In November, I'm coming back out there. I'll be in LA. Hey, I'll be back for a week in November. You want to go to Cheesecake Factory? Everyone here has ordered the meatloaf at Cheesecake Factory, right? I just had to circle back. I need meatloaf information.

Have we all had them? What's happening, bro? Has everyone had the meatloaf? I'm back there. I'm back there. Beginning of November. Guys, stop canoodling and answer Dirk's question. Have you had the meatloaf? What? Just be honest with me. Have you had the meatloaf? The meatloaf? Have you had the meatloaf? I've had every meatloaf ever made, bro. This is the hardest stance Dirk has ever taken on the pod. Have you had the meatloaf? Of course I've had the meatloaf. I don't think I've had the meatloaf at Cheesecake Factory. You don't listen to 2 Chainz.

Wow. When I go to Cheesecake Factory, which isn't enough. Two meatloafs. Which isn't enough. I always have to get the chicken littles. Hold up. My rat name is two meatloafs. Do you love it? Two meatloafs. Wait, what is your whole thing about the meatloafs though? Is it bomb or what? It's the biggest meal you've ever seen. Like when you get it when you're 14, you're like, oh my God.

It is next level. The chicken littles, though, I'm sure they're tasty. Next time, I recommend the meatloaf. Oh, my God. Yo, me and 2 Chainz rolled in the cheesecake battery. We both got meatloaf. It was sick, dude. Dude, we just ended up sharing one biggest meal I've ever seen. Me and 2 Chainz.

shared one meatloaf. We used to roll to that Cheesecake Factory in Sherman Oaks quite a bit. All the time, baby. Yes. I miss those days. Simple days. Did you guys get the lemonades with all the sugar on the red meat, baby? If we don't get a gift card out of this chat right here. The brown bread. The brown bread. The brown bread, baby, with the butter. Do I always stuff myself with the brown bread? What's wrong with me? It's always the bread. What's wrong with me?

me yo outback used to have really good brown bread but i feel like outback honestly i can't even get on board with outback i hit it up a few years ago outback used to be cracking it's mad doodoo now there's one across from the aquarium and i was like all right let's go you said there's one across from the aquarium yes yeah

Perfect. Hell yeah. My boy. Are you not going to the Long Beach Aquarium, bro? Oh, it's so fire. Great jellyfish. Off the chain, and there's a strip of restaurants down there. See, that's why I need to have children, because that sounds so far. Aquariums. Yes. I mean, you can, but you don't. Sharks on sharks on sharks. Two chains.

Sea otters, dog. Just as like a guy, you just don't go like, I'm making an aquarium day or I'm going to Legoland. Right. Yeah, treat yourself. Polar bears. But you got to have kids to take to. So you're like, I want to go to a place that I want to go to and then maybe they'll like it too. Right. Yeah. No, you don't understand that aquarium is fun. Shut the hell up. Shut up. Look at this. That's a goddamn octopus. Those are penguins. I know your feet hurt.

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But there's an Outback next to it, and I was like, Outback, I see the commercials. Let's hit it up. And it was unbelievably bad. Oh, yeah. What's good there? What about the Bloomin' Onion? The Bloomin' Onion was bomb. Have you never been to an Outback? Bloomin' Onion's bomb. Revolutionized the game. We got it. I had never been to one, so I was like, let's do it. There's no waiters.

There's no waiters. Bloomin' Onion is the most famous appetizer in the last 20 years. Prove me wrong. That is true. But it's a ripoff. Whoa, whoa, whoa. A ripoff? The Bloomin' Onion is a ripoff of the Awesome Blossom. Oh, wait. A ripoff? Awesome Blossom was first. Is that what I'm talking about? Oh, that's what it is. Awesome Blossom. That's Outback. That's Outback. No, Outback is the Bloomin' Onion, mate. So what's the Awesome Blossom? Okay, so what are you saying? What was the Awesome Blossom or whatever you just said?

The Awesome Blossom was, was that Chili's? No, dude. I think it's Outback. I'm pissed now. I thought Outback was first. They started it. Bro, the fact that our producers aren't getting in on this. Help us. We are drowning over here.

No, because I was convinced that they started, Outback started the Bloomin' Onion. That's what made them, that put them on the fucking map. And it was like, they were super bummed when you had to put the calorie count. Yes. It was like news because it's like 8,000 calories or some fucking crazy bullshit. Help me, help me, help me, help me, help me. I'm in. I'm in.

I'm convinced that this is right. Yes, Adam. Thank you. Yes. It is. I think Chili's also doubled down on it. Oh, the information has come. Bloomin' Onion. Bloomin' Onion is our icon of appetizers. Created in 88 by...

Outback Steakhouse. I really, really want steak. Hey, Todd. Outback Steakhouse. Todd, give me the sweet, sweet information on the Awesome Blossom, please. Thank you. And what is a more legendary appetizer? By the way, it's going to be like 87. It's going to be 87. The Bloomin' Onion is the most legendary appetizer in the last... I would agree. That is wildly famous. 50 years.

50 years. Well, 88 isn't... I like your math. That would mean I'm 50. The Awesome Blossom is discontinued for five years at Chili's. Great. Not helpful. When did it start? I'm not trying to be rude. It's just happening. How do you go...

You're getting fucking busted right now. So I guess it's been discontinued for five years at Chili's, the Awesome Blossom. Yeah, trash. So it for sure wasn't as iconic as the Blue Minnow. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. More calories. And also the little trademark, the registered trademark. Oh!

mark behind the the blooming onion i see that help me producers that's nice i see that producers help me sorry dirge your little awesome blossom is a fucking help me out is a joke bro what are you still hanging on to you know what this is so typical this is so typical of what's yeah why what are you still hanging on to give it up dude outback

is the fucking original gangbanger. Yeah, they can't find it. But they don't have waiters, and that's a problem. Yes, they do. This is insane, bro. No, they don't. The one I went to, you had like a tablet, and you like ordered it on the thing, and then nobody showed up. Oh, well, that's mad doo-doo, admittedly. It's a fucking bummer. I went to an Outback maybe five or six years ago, and I also had a pretty disappointing experience. Fuck off, bro.

What? And I loved Outback. I'm just saying it wasn't great when I went about five or six years ago. Goodbye. Fuck off. Fuck off, mate. Oh, look at this. There's an awesome blossom. Here it comes. Okay. Served in 1990. It was two years after. When was the last time you went to an Outback, Blake?

You're acting like you have stock in Outback or something. You really need them to fucking skyrocket. The truth comes out. It used to be great. I'm with you. It used to be my birthday dinner. That is true. I went to some birthday dinners over there. I said, we're pulling up. I'm getting the ribs. I get the spiced apples. I get the fries. Mine was sizzler. I think my family was poorer than yours. You say sizzler with an extra syllable? Sizzler.

Sizzler. Sizzler. Sizzler. Sizzler. And this is, I drive a Tesla. So, okay. So, hey, here we go. Here's the, you want to read it, Thurs? Yeah, I do. And I, I, I, um,

No, no, no. You can do that later. I'll say that. I retreat. What is the word? Retract. The Awesome Blossom began being served in 1990. So I was wrong. Two years after the Bloomin' Onion. So it was two years. The Bloomin' Onion was catching the world on fire. I was wrong. You guys know a lot about how bad.

You know what, though? When I first went to Outback Steakhouse, it was also a disappointing time. Bro, you're supposed to be on the team. I know I love Outback Steakhouse. Well, we're saying it's fallen off. We want it to get back to its glory, Blake. Everything's fallen off, right? I remember thinking that everybody was going to have Australian accents, and they didn't, and it fucking bummed me out. That's just stupid. I mean, admittedly, that'd be pretty fun, eh? Well, I still had a bad time. Duh!

How do you say diarrhea in Australian? It's called a boomerang. What's the beer called? Foster's. Australian for beer. Here's a crazy...

I don't know what it is, but for my birthday dinner. Try out back again, man. Try it. No, it's probably done. We would go to a place called Hackney's. There's two of them in the Chicagoland area. I'm on my way. And what they're known for is an onion loaf, which is like essentially the same shit. The fuck?

I think I've had... Explain to me. Onion loaf? It's fried onions, but it shows up in a big square loaf. Oh. It's banging. It's kind of like onion strings. Yeah, and you've got to pull them off and whatever. That's fire. It's like a brick. Yeah, I had that. It's not as good as a Bloomin' Onion, though. No, Bloomin' Onion is way different. Apparently, it was created in New Jersey at a place called Scotty's Steakhouse, which is now known as Scotty's Pub and Comedy Cove.

Fucking a comedy cove. I love it. Oh, we're doing the pod live from the comedy cove. Your boobs are huge. Wow. So they're saying they started it in 1970s? Interesting. They're saying that they developed it. So Scotty's Steakhouse actually... Am I tracking this right? I want to track for our listeners. Scotty's Steakhouse made the Bloomin' Onion in the 70s?

but what is that what they're saying? They called it. I'll track it for our listeners. I'm just want to track this for the listeners real quick. And there's a place like our Scotty's pub in

In Comedy Cove. Can I give you guys some credit here? Is this the loaf? I googled Awesome Blossom Wiki. Thank you for tracking that. And then the first thing that shows up is Bloomin' Onion Wikipedia. Yeah. This is basically our true crime podcast where we find out and get to the bottom. Dude, this is, yeah, you know our agents are always telling us to find like IP that we're really excited about. We got to take in Bloomin' Onion. Yeah.

We want to make this movie. That's good. You hear about these movies, you're like, oh, like Michael Keaton's going to be like the windshield wiper guy or the McDonald's guy. And you hear, you're like, really? That's a movie? And then they're casting it. They're like, everyone's on it. It's going to be fucking huge. And then they kind of go away. Right?

I don't know. I kind of liked The Founder, which was the Michael Keaton McDonald's movie. It was kind of cool. I'm still going to send it. They have their moments. I think he was nominated for it. I think it was, I think that would actually hit the award. Yeah, I thought it was cool. There's a Flamin' Hot Cheeto movies coming out, right? I'm not joking. No, I know. The Beanie Baby movie too is like coming out. The Flamin' Hot Cheeto movie. Where's the Mountain Dew Code Red movie?

It's military based. Where's the Dave Thomas biopic? Where's the Dave Thomas biopic? Hey, everyone's attached. Oh, Dave Thomas biopic is good. I'm going to make a square burger. Actually, no joke. I had a meeting on it.

See? I'm not joking. I had a meeting on it. Hey, Wendy, get out of the kitchen. The Dave Thomas biopic. Wait a second. Wendy? You keep saying Wendy. We got to talk about one other movie. What's up with The Greatest Last Beer Run or whatever? What about it? Oh, yeah. Zac Efron? Why isn't us, all of us, in the movie? Well, you know I had the rights to it for two years. What the freaking hell, man? I had the rights to The Greatest Beer Run. And then...

And then I lost the rights to it. And then Peter Fairley got it. And then he cast. That looks like the coolest movie ever. Zacky Boy. And not me.

But it is a really cool story. There's a documentary that they did on it because it's based on a true story is really, really cool. So yeah, that's the whole marketing campaign. This was real. Because it was fucking insane. It's like this guy was drunk at a bar and there was all the Vietnam protests. And he was like, you know what? These kids are over there fighting. Like, it's not their fault that people hate this war.

I'm going to go give him a beer. And everybody at the bar is like, you should go give him a beer. Just thinking that he's drunk. And then the next day he took off with a duffel bag full of beer and made his way to Vietnam and like lied and said he was military and like stole uniform and like went behind enemy lines and found his friends at like three different camps.

And there was a point that they are under attack and someone gives them a gun. There's a hot, hot beer. Yeah, totally. Totally. The beers for sure suck. But, I mean, it's a fucking insane story. They're like, yeah, we have... Didn't they have a shit ton of beer? Yeah, you... I mean, in the movie, I don't know how real it was, but in the movie Forrest Gump, they had pallets of Budweiser. Yeah, we're all doing heroin now, dude. It's kind of the new thing. Yeah, ew, we don't even like beer anymore. But thanks for the beer.

I mean, that's a totally different movie. They're just so heroin. They're just on way too much age to even know who their friend is. They're like, huh? Can you hand me that rubber hose real quick? Yeah. Is it like a beer bong? It is not, my friend. It is not. Do you think at any point that dude was like going to Vietnam and he was like, yo, they're going to make a fucking movie about me one day?

That's the only reason to do anything. He was like Adam dancing in the front yard. He was like, do this with style. It was me when I'm seven years old looking for a scout. Coming to theaters. I mean, I guess, yeah, I don't know. Farrelly's got the touch. I was standing in front of him at the airport the other day and I almost turned around and was just like, you're the best. You fucking made... Yeah, he truly is. And I didn't because I was like, he's...

Peter and Bobby. They are the best. Sometimes you don't talk to them. I mean, Kingpin? Is Kingpin the funniest movie ever? I love Kingpin. My God. You can't do that. Unless you go, me, myself, and Irene. Oh, my God. That's hard to do. The funniest movie ever? Or Dumb and Dumber. I mean, get real. They were on a...

Hot streak. I mean, dude, they killed it. They did Dumb and Dumber. Kingpin was something else, man. Something about Mary. Oh, yeah. Kingpin, I think, might be one of my favorites. And something about Mary, my God. Kingpin had the most stank on it that, to me, was like, we're going to do this one our way. The other ones seemed like they knew they were nailing a pop sensibility. And then Kingpin, they were like, let's get a little bit weirder.

Right, right. Let's just run with it. Yeah, me, myself, and Irene. Jim Carrey in that movie is incredible. That's got a great cut to it. When he falls down the hill and it pops back up. Weird, wild stuff. Insane. As a director, you're like. Insane. He's a master. Gold. Print it. We got him. Well, I remember they transitioned. I always think of this transition when I think about that movie when he's squatting on the lawn and then they cut to the soft serve. Right. In the next scene. You remember that shit?

I'll never forget how that worked in the theater. The entire audience was just like, oh! It's so cool when you get to watch. Oh, it's ice cream. It's ice cream. Yeah, when you get a laugh on the edit, that's very cool. Even just being in a fucking room with people watching the same movie and you're like, yes! Yes! That was funny as shit. Now we do a podcast and we're not even in the same room. Guys, I miss you. I miss my friends. And when we are, don't like it.

It's not as fun. It's more comfortable this way. No, I love it. Can't talk over you guys the way I normally want to. You can't use Zoom as an excuse to just keep barreling. My microphone is fucking up. My headset is so fucking loud right now. When Blake hits the soundboard, it does not feel good on the ears. Yeah.

Wake up! Sorry, man. Full tilt. I feel like I've been chunking the whole damn time. I'm in a bad room. No, you did great. I'll never be here again. Do you guys have any takebacks, apologies, any epic slams or giveaways? I got a question. Are Blake and Kyle standing, like, are you guys next to the exact same doors?

What's happening there? Kyle, let's do a reveal. We actually are roommates. That would be so tight. We left our families. We can finally be together. God, that would be awesome. I'm looking at you and I'm looking here and I'm like... What's that, Kyle?

It would be awesome if Blake was here. It would be awesome. Oh, I thought you were talking about being lovely. You were chunking. I've never seen doors like that in my life. Oh, God. I miss you guys. I miss you guys, too. God damn. Hey, I just want to pay a little bit of respect to the awesome Blossom. Sorry, Bloomin' Onion. Thank you. I was like, wow, is this a bit? Is this a fucking bit?

It was first. Wow, dude. Apparently not, but it was before the awesome blossom. Scotty Steakhouse and Comedy Cove. Really big of you, Durs. I know this is really hard for you. I know this is really, really hard for you. You guys know my background with time. I don't know when things happen. I don't know it.

Can't. I'm not going to learn it. Read a clock. Don't know when things happened. So give me a little leeway. You got it. That being said. Yeah. Never eating it out back again. Dude, take all the time you need. Unless they give me one of those cards where I can eat every day. By the way, do you guys ever get the Hooters card from them? I did.

The Hooters card? I did, but Burbank closed their doors. Oh, man. Son of a bitch. I'm so sad. It was $100 every day if you wanted to. Yes. To eat at Hooters. Yeah! It made me feel like I was about to become somebody who just takes people off the street to Hooters every night. Yeah. And was like, yo, ball out. You can get unlimited wings with $100, essentially. Yeah. No alcohol allowed, just food. And then...

That's a lot of wings. Tons. Daytona style. I ate there once after going to the aquarium, brought the family to Hooters. There we go. I was going to say, it's right there. And I think I left the card in the thing, and that was the end of that chapter. So this was like a celebrity card that you got? Yeah. What are we talking about here? Me and Durs tweeted about it, like with Mindy. Yes.

She was like, any recommendations for places to get wings? And I'm like, is Hooters in Burbank still open? Yeah, and I tagged on like, hey, their tater tots are actually pretty good. Yeah. Wow. She did not. What's going on with Canes then? Because I keep talking about it and they've never given me anything.

Yeah. Yeah, because they're doing fine. Hooters are closing their doors rapidly. That's true. That's true. And is the Outback going to invite us back in to sort of clean up the reputation? Because the last few experiences that we've all had, pretty doo-doo. And I have a soft spot in my heart for them. Well, mine was early on. Can I ask you guys a real serious question? Would you rather eat at Chili's or Outback?

Seriously. Oh, seriously? Chili. Absolutely. Chili's. I truly love eating that chili's. Still.

I eat there often. What would happen if you brought a Bloomin' Onion from Outback into a Chili's? I think they ask you to leave. What would happen? What would happen? Because you're bringing outside food in. They would jump you. They would fucking jump you. They would be pretty upset. I'll tell you what. Do you think they would say, we know what you're doing? No, there'd be like a 19-year-old manager just being like, ah, you can't have other food in here. You take a picture with me. It's all good. And also, the only time I eat at a Chili's is at an airport.

I think you bring any food into another restaurant and they're going to be a little salty at you. You sit down with like a microwave dinner. Do you think they would know it's different? Well, they don't serve it. They don't serve it anymore. It's been discontinued for five years. Oh my. But what if you were like, actually, we'd like to send this awesome blossom back. And they're like, where did you get that? How did you get this? Oh,

We ordered it. Mikey just brought it over here and they go, excuse me. There's no one here named Mikey. Where the fuck did you get this? And we're all dressed like it's 1990. This is why we can't do a prank show because our prank. So we go in the fucking juice with an awesome blue and onion and we'd say a ghost brought it to us and we film them and go, I don't know.

And we're dressed like it's 1990 and we keep saying things like, whoa, dude. It's all that and a bag of chips. Who the fuck made this for you? Point out the chef. Who made this for you? He was just here. He was here. He was just here.

I think his name said Mikey. Mikey died in 19. Wait a second. That was him. Yeah, that was him. The guy who died. That was him. A fucking 50 year old guy in the back goes, what did you just say? Comes over like it was on a night just like tonight. And then he just does Peewee's Big Adventure in front of us.

sound like a truck that part is not part of the prank show and now we're like whoa whoa whoa right they start pranking us we're fucked up no we're scared and now we're a ghost hunter show stretch yeah

Oh man. I do remember that pitch too, by the way, when they're like, Hey, we want you guys to do a ghost hunting show. That's like scripted. And then they showed us the one that isn't. And I'm like, we can't beat this. This is hilariously stupid. Like there's no way we'll make a better show than this. They're like, but like bring the stoner stuff into it. I'm like,

It seems like a lot of work to write a show instead of do what these guys are doing, which is just sleeping, spending the night in like a barn with an infrared camera or whatever. You want us to write scripts? Haunted place. We're good. We're good.

Well, no. Just go out and do that. Yeah, just go out and do it. Can we just get some cameras? And that's why Workaholics was basically a reality show. How high were you in the morning? Pretty high, dude. Pretty high. So we have one take back. Any giveaways? I want to introduce a new thing. Oh, good.

I love this part. It's at the end of the pod. It's called a buzzer beater. If anybody in TI Nation has a buzz ball, you're allowed to take a buzzer beater at the end of the pod and set you right, baby. And slide in his DMs and send him the video. Here we go, man. Kyle, man, what are you looking at, bro? What, dude? I'm watching you. What the fuck do you want me to do? Be happy for your friend. Yeah, be happy for your friend. I told him he could do anything he puts his mind to, man, and this is what he chooses.

It's wild. It's just wild. You're not even drinking it, dude. Yeah. Yeah. I think everybody beat you by now. You're not done. Yeah.

Anyone that is part of this challenge, all the boarders, we're beating the buzzer, baby. I like how he says we're beating the buzzer. Instead of just saying buzzer beater, which makes sense. He's still working on it. If you finished your buzz ball by now, you've won. A buzzer beater. You got to beat Blake at slamming it. At your laps, dude. People are on their second or third buzz ball. My God, man. That would be

What are you going to go do? Rake the leaves, man? What's going on, buddy? Oh, my God, guys. And that's the first official buzzer meter. And he's done. Another episode of... Put your buzz balls down. This is important. He already finished. I were a girl. I like how you sing that. So good. It's a vibe. Yeah.

Sorry.

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