Ep 115: Do Your Best & Forget The Rest
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Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's the most important, bottom-line, critical thing happening on this planet.

Today on This Is Important? Just drinking blood and eating horse cock. Sixth grade is young, dude. That's a little tiny penis. I'll get you bent over. I'll give you a back shot. I always like that because you could say hand job. Buckle up. Let's go. Okay, let's go. What did you just say, dog? What did you just say? I said let's go, I think. Yeah, you did. I think I did say let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Okay.

Let's go. Okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. What sucks is now people will scream let's go at me as if I enjoy it. Mm-hmm.

That's life. And you do a little bit, don't you? Yeah, it's all right. It's still charging. No, I don't like let's go. What would you rather they scream? What do you want them to scream, Adam? If they have to scream something. Let's stop, let's go. Let's stop, let's go. Yeah, give me the whole thing. Let's stop. Let's go. Let's stop, let's go. You just might not be hearing the beginning of it. Yeah. They might be saying it. Oh, yeah, they whisper, stop.

Let's go. They're doing that part quiet. Let's stop. Let's go. That's probably true. Adam, let's stop. Let's go. Dang, dude. Let's go. Wait, I still am interested, Adam. You ate a lime? Is that what you were saying? What the fuck is? Oh, yeah. So before we came on the pod, Adam was telling a crazy story about how he ate a lime. And I said, you could do that? You could eat a lime? Like skin and all? But you know I can't, Kyle.

Yes. How do I know you can? And why do you think I can? Because I'm a fucking garbage can, Kyle, and you know me as a person. But that's so sour. It's so sour. Damn.

To you, bitch. Whoa. I don't understand. Like, how do you? You lose. Dude, Adam can literally eat anything. Okay. And you just go the whole thing. Because I'm a garbage disposal, man. I can put anything in my mouth and swallow it whole. Yeah, this is what I want to hear about. Let's stop. Let's go.

Adam, what wouldn't you eat? What wouldn't you eat? This is great. I love this. Go. What wouldn't you eat? I mean, raw meat, raw testicles, like fucking, what's his name? Barbarian man who's all. No, I need all that shit. When I see people like the liver. Liver king. Oh,

We don't need to get into that. Fucking liar ass liver king bitch. Fuck you. What is the liver? Yeah. What? We lied. What did he do? He didn't just eat livers. Also, who gives a shit? If you thought that he was eating fucking balls and he's like, he's like a 45 year old man or older. He might be like 50. He's in his 40s. No, no, no, no, no. He's eating them. He's eating them and doing steroids. He's just also taking insane amount of steroids.

No, a regular amount. He's taking a regular amount of steroids. No. He's a steroid. From what I've heard, he's taking an insane amount of steroids. As far as steroids go, I think that's the amount that you take. Tell me about it. You have to. Right. Yes. Like every day, like three fucking shots to the ass. Whoa. I don't think he was taking three shots to the ass. The shit I was seeing, it was like a friend of mine.

mind that I know that is does steroids. How many shots to the ass? I asked him if he was taking a crazy, I was taking how many shots to the ass he takes. Allegedly. He told me, he's like, yeah, that's like if you're going to do steroids, like that's what if you want to look like a bodybuilder, that's what you do. Who is this? Who were you talking to? A friend of mine. Allegedly. I'm not going to fucking out him for doing steroids, but a man that I know. Why is

Why are steroids even bad? Because it's illegal, homie. Oh, are they? Who cares? A lot of shit is illegal that's fucking cool and we do. That's true. Hey, that's something. That's true. Why is it illegal to do that? Why is steroids so like... Hey, don't... I mean, I think it's cool. As soon as I get to an age where...

And I'm almost there. God, I'm so fucking close. You're saying almost? I'm like, I'm ready. As soon as I heard he was on steroids, I was like, can we do these then? Can we do steroids now? Why can't we? Because I don't want to look like that. You can. He looks like he's about to pop. You know what I mean? I don't want my skin to- Yes, he looks packed in. But he's training. That comes from the training. It's up to what you- Oh, yeah, dude? Oh, you don't think I'm training, homie? Oh, yeah.

Okay, well, chill out. You're close. Simmer down. Adam just flexed. You don't think I'm training, homie? Put that naked grab on right back up there. You're close. You're close, dude. I understand why the liver king who said...

for some reason said he was like organic and like wasn't taking steroids. He made that his brand. He's a fucking dumbass for saying that. He said he just didn't want kids to be like he wanted to. You think kids are his target audience? Yeah, to eat cow balls and fucking livers and shit.

Well, dude, if we were in high school, we would be the target audience. Yeah. People under 25 know the four of us. If we were friends in high school, we would have been like, oh, shit. Go to the butcher shop. All my friends from high school worship him. And they were very sad. No, he takes steroids. That was a sad part of the thread. All I'll say is this. If you're over 25 and you don't think that guy's on steroids, you're

You're a fucking naked grandma. You're a fucking dumbass, homie. Yeah, right. Definitely not surprised. You're a fucking disaster, my guy. Obviously, he was on steroids. There's without a doubt... He's on the roids, though. He's totally on the roids, but...

Why is it frowned against? Like if you're not like a competitive frowned upon. Dude, I'm frowning against. No, I meant to say that. I know, I know. But I have the same question, Blake. Yeah. Why is it? Don't hold that upon me when I say you shouldn't be frowned against. Stop the hinges, baby. Why is it weird?

to claim your like why like Adam can't give his source of the guy who's taking steroids is this us dude who's in sports can we let's sniff around well let the guy do it let the guy do it you know it's also if like if I wouldn't ever admit that one of my friends is gay if he wasn't I'm not going to tell anyone their secrets and if you're listening now being gay and doing steroids they're essentially the same thing to us

Winning. Blake, I won't tell any secrets. Exactly. They're both things that everybody should claim. They're both frowned against. No, everybody should claim it. You have to. Wait a minute, guys. Doing steroids is an illicit substance. I'm with you. They're both taking shots to the butt. If we know anything, they're both taking shots to the butt. I think that's where Adam's coming from. They're both taking shots to the ass. Yes.

I don't want to, if you're taking any shot to the ass, I'm not going to out your secret. Okay. I just, I just don't think I just, that's where I draw the line. I don't know. I don't know why it's like, if you're doing them, just say you're doing them. And if you're not in a sport, but they're illegal, right? That's what, that's what we're saying. They're illegal. They are actually illegal to take, but we all,

Right, but people talk about smoking weed for eons. Yeah, like weed is not legal someplace. It wasn't legal a lot. It's like we're like we smoke weed. Yes, but if you're a professional you wouldn't be in

in the streets saying yo i smoke weed i smoke weed you're like okay well you're a pediatrician yeah man you know what i mean like you're gonna be your business will be fucked i want a really buff pediatrician look think about i want him to i want the pediatrician to walk in like yo where's your kid at bro it's time to put a time to put it in your kids hey young man grab a sucker on your way out you've earned it

Think about this. It's performance enhancing. People want people to think they look a certain way. Just like if you were...

You did a lot of drugs. You didn't want to be like, I can only write these songs on drugs. Like you don't want to say the weed or the fucking acids, what makes you a good songwriter. You want to be like, I'm a good songwriter and I do drugs. But I don't know. People do claim that. Like they're like the fucking. No, they're scared that once they get off the drugs, when they admit like, man, I did a bunch of drugs. I hope it wasn't that. Just like when people get off steroids, you're like, I hope it wasn't the steroids. Guess what, homie?

It was the steroids. It was the steroids. But steroids are literally performance-enhancing drugs. That's why people don't want to admit it. I know. It seems like they're awesome. They make you stronger. Like, weed and beer does not make you stronger. It makes you fucking...

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It makes me stronger. Oh, yeah. Exactly. I've seen your performance get enhanced. Would you guys ever take? I think and I'm not there yet. I think once I get like all up in my 40s, once I get to like like Ders's age, Ders is a he was a collegiate athlete.

he's able to snap right back into that. I don't have that base. You don't? You know what I mean? Like, my body's just gonna melt into a fucking puddle. I don't know. I've seen pictures of you after P90X. Come on. Your boobs are huge. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking... I'm gonna be a melted candle here in like four years. And especially since my fucking groin is still ripped in half. Very shaggy. So I will take T. I'm gonna take T.

testosterone. I will say this though, as far as like injury prevention, I'm all about it. You know what I mean? Like for recovery and that kind of stuff. I love it. I wouldn't do steroids to like get humongous, but I would do it to know that like I can push my body to get into a certain amount of shape and not worry about like the muscles snapping. Right. Yeah. Which is what happened to me essentially. What?

My muscles went, whoop-pah, whoop-pah. What if Kyle just got on a cycle? I would love that. Like, why not? Why not? If Kyle had, like, a big-ass booty, all muscle. Like, Kyle, why don't you start doing steroids and just be the Buffets? Well, I don't know enough. I don't know anything about this stuff. I don't know what it is. It's illegal. I don't do illegal stuff, okay? It's illegal. Now you sound like you're already on it. Well, because Kyle already has rage.

Okay. Roid rage is a thing. Adam, are you saying the reason steroids are illegal is because they drive you insane? They make you have roid rage? No, I don't know why they're illegal. Why are they illegal? I don't understand. Well, this is what I don't understand. None of us have these answers. I'm asking my dumbest friends. Yeah, I don't understand why they're illegal. It's like we're not fucking politicians. We didn't make the laws. In fact, I think steroids are pretty fucking cool for the most part.

I'm just saying it's illegal, so I'm not going to out my friends. You know what I mean? Yeah, well, that's the thing. It does feel like it's going to be an age thing at a certain point. Like you should be able to be a certain age and then you can do steroids. Right. And then it's just old guys fighting 20-somethings all the time. Weird, wild stuff. See, that's what I want to be. You see those guys...

That like the old guys that are like, obviously they just went through a divorce and they are like just ripped. Yeah. You know what I mean? And they're like at the bar, like their hair is super hard and kind of wet looking. That's the shirts have dragons on them for sure. I want to be in a happy, committed relationship, but,

also be that rich dude also at the ball. This is what it is. They are regulated under the Controlled Substances Act as a Schedule 3 controlled substance and may not be possessed lawfully in the United States without a prescription. So if you know a doctor, you can get yourself in there and...

And we know it does. Dr. Green thumb. Dr. Brozark. Hit me up, son. This is exactly like, you know, whatever. 12 years ago, I had to go to Venice to get my prescription so I could buy marijuana legally. This is where it's where. Allegedly. And Kyle, you were a pioneer. You said you had trouble sleeping. Yeah.

I said I had sometimes trouble sleeping. Allegedly. And sometimes back injury, yes. So what do I tell the doctor to get me steroids? Like, I just, I feel frail. You have trouble sleeping. Blake, just do it illegally. Just say you have trouble lifting. I have trouble lifting. Can I have steroids?

Go into the doctor and say, I'm a weak bitch. Look at my body. Yeah. Don't you just say like, I just, I have to lift a lot of big, heavy stuff and I can't do that. I'm a weak bitch. Look, here's the deal. Just go to the doctor. Tell him you're, you're carrying us. How about that? I'm carrying my whole squad, bro. The bond, man.

in this whole podcast. Come on, baby. Would you guys ever do testosterone? Yes. So that is not steroids. Wait, what does that do? Please explain to me. I've heard about this. I've heard about this. You know how you're not able to hold on to your muscle mass the older you get. It actually depletes. And this helps you keep your testosterone levels

at the highs that they were in your late 20s, early 30s. No, I wouldn't do it. No, this is real. I got a buddy. I got a buddy who's on this. It's real. It's like your test. You guys need to explain your sources. Your test levels deplete as you get older. Well, Blake, you tell old stories from your childhood, and you're like, I won't rat them out. And we're talking about literal illegal shit or things that

Hey, I don't snitch, bro. I live by the G code. Fuck off. So like what we're saying. Fuck off. Honestly, if they just brought back Sparks, I would just drink those and I think it's the exact same thing. Sparks are low-key testosterone. I think they were. The testosterone thing seems...

pretty sus because you're like saying like that why you're saying that they're trying to stay in the game longer longer and stronger well yeah your testosterone levels deplete so basically you can shoot yourself up with some tests and throw that in your body and then you have more regulators so you keep your muscle mass it's it gives you your fucking shit you have to do a shot to the butt or can this be administered any other way can this be like i think my buddy does shot to the butt

of the test. What buddy is it? Text me. Who is it? I'll tell you. Yeah, I'll tell you. Who is this? I'll text you. Are they hot? Oh, fuck yeah. I just don't like needles. I don't like needles. For me, I don't want shots to the butt. Yeah, dude, we all should be on... Any actor that you see in their 40s or 50s that is...

is still jacked they're doing it they're at least on testosterone if not steroids actors are doing shit yeah because you can't get there yes unless you're like a genetic freak which a couple are you can't gain muscle in your late 40s even your early 40s it gets harder immediately it's like we're already at the age where it's harder to get the muscle right well yeah hard to wake up every day

Dude, it's hard to look in the mirror. Yeah. Lethargic. If you get in your forties, you see those guys that just suddenly get absolutely jacked. They're not just eating fucking liver. Right. And they got like the veins, the giant veins going down their fucking dick nuts. Yeah.

Thank you, God. Dude, I just want a vein like running from my belly button down to my dick at one point in my life. What is with those? Those light, those fucking lightning bolt fucking... You want the Autobahn?

Give me the switchbacks. Yeah, dude. I just want it to look like that fucking Metallica album cover. Which one is that? Ride the Lightning. Ride the Lightning, baby. My dick. Wow. Classic album. Great album. I want it to look like the JZA album cover that has lightnings. Liquid Swords. Okay. So how much does testosterone cost?

I don't know how much tests cost. Can I get this at the gas station? Is these those rhino pills I'm seeing? No, stop it. You know. What are those? You still got to go through your dog. Have we all gone in? Remember we were talking about getting on Xtends in the writer's room? Okay, depending on the route.

which the testosterone is administered, testosterone boost can cost anywhere from as low as $40 to as high as $500. But you obviously want that good juice, right? You don't want to get the $40 shit. But you don't want $500 because that's the scam. You want to be like $350, $300. Yeah, they're preying on you. Spend about $250, $300. Stay boosted. No, you go for the $50. $50 is going to be fine. What?

Okay. You go for the 50 and all your hair is going to fall out immediately. Yeah. You're not even going to have. Wait, does it make your hair fall out? No, I'll get more hair. This is testosterone. I'll get more hair. This is testosterone. I know so little about this world. If you produce too much testosterone, your hair will fall out. Is that real? Mm-hmm. Oh,

Oh, my. Shave your head. Look fucking cool. Oh, I'm already done, though, bro. My shit's going away, dude. Holy cow. Hey, oh, God. Mix the pass. And if you're watching on YouTube. Well, it's not that you're not going bald. It's just your hairline is receding. You're going to be one of those guys that just has a ponytail. That's all you have. Yeah, yeah, 100%. Yeah, you're bald, but somehow you still have a full ponytail.

I do feel like that'll be me in prime. That'll be me in my prime. When that happens, that's my prime. And that's when you get into, you're really into metal art. You make art out of fucking metal. I'm welding now, dude. I'm welding. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, we're just talking about like Gallagher's haircut, right? It was essentially just in the back. I feel like it was any Adrian Rocker. Right. Super. Dee Snider. Yeah. Probably a good guy. Bald on top, pony in the back, loose pony, very chill, hat, take off the hat. It goes all the way back. Balding is underrated. Is that high T or low T? Low T.

Low T? Like testosterone. Oh. Well, Adam's saying if you have high tests, you can lose it. He says if you have too much tests, you can lose it. But why is that? What causes that? I'm ready to get really scientific. And why would testosterone make your scalp drop your hair out of your head? And we're back. That was a nice commercial break. It's science. We don't know. I hope you're buying cords. Yeah.

Yeah, do you want us to speculate on that? If you want to know, go to hymns.com. I don't fucking know. Why in this world would testosterone make your skull drop its hair? Okay, first of all, your skull, I'm guessing your skull doesn't control your hair follicles. Okay, so high testosterone levels. Dr. Adam. High levels of testosterone.

androgens in the body produce a hormone called... Not even going to try to say this. Try it. Please try it. Okay. Dehydrotestosterone. Dehydrotestosterone. I'm going to go. I'm sorry. DHT binds to certain proteins in the body, which in turn reduces the size of your hair follicles. This may result in thinning of the hair and may even delay the growth of new hair strands, causing you to go bald.

Yeah. There we go. Well, that was stupid. I just taught you something. I didn't like that.

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So if you could get super jacked with your tests or you regulate your stuff, but your hair comes out, are you good with that? You want to find that's why you got to go to a real doctor who's like, okay, here's the right amount that you're going to take that isn't you're going to keep your hair, but you will be able to maintain your kind of bogus ass physique. Anyways, the doctor.

This is what the doctor is going to say to me. Like, oh, you really want to keep this? Right. Okay. Okay. I guess we got a once. I think we got to throw it to the ladies right now. Do you want a man with hair or a man with muscles? Thank you. Please. Yeah. If you got in on that. It's not even about the women because women, they don't give a shit. Oh,

They want you to be like in shape enough. It's the women. It's the women. It's the ripping and the tearing. The ripping and the tearing. The ripping and the tearing. The wild women. No! The wild women. The ripping and the tearing. Really, for the most part, no woman sees like an absolute shredded guy and is like, that's who I want to date and marry. So who do you have the Autobahn for? The ripping and the tearing. Who's the Autobahn for? Just you? It's for you dudes to be like, oh my God, you're...

look at those veins down your dick. And I'm like, yeah, I know. I'm so shredded right now. That's for us? Yeah. Yeah. It's basically just for other fucking bros. There's no doubt in my mind. The Rippin' and the Terrence. 69, dude! You don't need to do that for me to love you. I already love you. The mighty Mississippi River. I need the Autobahn to love you, bud. The Rippin' and the Terrence. It's just for other dudes, dude. The women, they truly don't give a shit about it. Nucky Grandma!

They just want you to not be morbidly obese. Adam is speaking for women, and I always like when he does that. Hey, can all the men turn? Yeah, turn it down. Turn it down. I'm turning down. Turn the volume down. Every man. I'm talking. All you. We'll be back. It's girl talk. It's girl talk. Me and the gals. New segment. I know you don't like absolute shredded dudes. You want it to be a dad body, but a dad body who takes care of himself a little bit.

Doesn't need to be shredded. They want a guy that looks like he works out, but then also eats a cheeseburger. Like isn't afraid. Aren't you talking to them? Ripping and the tear. Aren't you talking to them still? Are we still down? Okay. Turn it back up. Everyone can turn it back up now.

Turn it back up. Kyle, how are you even hearing what he was saying? Yeah, what the hell? I was confused. I saw it, but I was lip reading, and I was confused. Oh, you were lip reading. Yeah, you were confused by that? Yeah. But that's right, right? I feel like, for the most part, that is how most people... Yeah, we know chicks. What do they want?

They don't want a liver king. I'll say that. Right. No. Liver king was too tight packed. He's packed. He's too packed in there. No wiggle room. Well, some girls like for you to shit on their face. Yeah. That's not normal. Huh? Okay. Now you're... What are you doing? Now you're shaming. It's the cause of diarrhea. And we're going to let that one hang there for a little bit. Hey, it's not normal, dude. Either you have diarrhea or you don't.

In your house? Yeah. Yeah, in your house. In my house, that is not normal. Weird, wild shit. Yeah, look, Adam, let's just not say women don't like getting shit on their face. Some do, some don't. You're only talking about where you live. No, here, I'll talk for all women. Adam, okay, what do you want us to do? Turn it down or what? Diarrhea.

I would say 98% of women don't want an absolute shredded cut guy. They want a guy who's- I love this absolute thing. 98? 98. Yes, who's in good enough shape. Who's in good shape-

He's not obese, but he's not so shredded that he can't have a good time. He's not weighing his food. I think two things. I think when you're talking about women in their 30s and men in their 30s, I think that's the case. I think women in their 20s are like, you got to be in shape in your 20s. Yes. Well, you're 20.

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. If you have a body of a 30-year-old in your 20s. Yeah, but most women aren't 20. That's how I grew up. That's how I grew up, Anders. Most women aren't 20. Yeah, that's right, dude. I had 30s in the 20s. You look at all the women in the world. Most of them aren't in their 20s. The wild women. The wild women. The Rippin' and the Terran. Hey, well, that's a really good argument. Is that a fact? The Rippin' and the Terran.

That's a fact. That's a horse of a different color right there. Holy smokes. A what of a different color? Yeah, come on. Horse. Thank you. What did you think I said, you son of a bitch? What did you say? The cause of diarrhea. We got to start calling each other. Shut up, you son of a bitch. Have you seen Wizard of Oz, bitch? You've never seen Wizard of Oz, I bet. Fuck you, son of a bitch. I can see Ders not watching Wizard of Oz. It's like, have you? I've seen Wizard of Oz. What happens? I've seen it. What happens? There's a thing that goes down, right? Yeah.

Yeah, you motherfucker. And she was there and there was no, no, let me go on the record. Is that real? Have you never seen? I could see you not watching Wizard of Oz. I could see that. Yes. Have you seen it? I've seen it a trillion times. Okay, good. Okay, good. The movie I haven't seen that a lot of people have seen is Grease. Oh, okay.

Oh, God. That's a great... Well, you don't have sisters. Yeah, I don't know if I've ever seen... Okay, good. Oh, Adam does. There goes my theory. And I'd never seen The Sound of Music until a couple years ago. Your sister was little, too. What the fuck were you watching Grease for? Didn't she want to watch things? Adam is on T. This dude's coming in so hard. Yeah, my mom was like, yo, you should watch Grease to my sister. And of course, I was there also. Yeah, but Adam's wondering why you didn't fucking choke her out and make her watch G.I. Joe. I love musicals as well. Fucking...

Well, yeah. Well, shit. Okay. Didn't have you watch bumper in Berlin streaming now on Peacock yet? Not yet. Biggest comedy. Well, I'm not with my sister right now. Am I? I thought you said you love musicals, homie. Huh? I have to finish white Lotus. I can't wait to watch it. I'm going to flip that on. I can't wait. I'm going to be excited. Hey, thanks, Adam. I'm five episodes deep. I'm your best friend. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Grease is required viewing, bro. Greases. Yeah, it really is very good. Yeah. Is it very good? Is it good? Grease?

Fuck yeah. Yeah, you keep saying it. Yeah, well, that was, I mean, my mom made me watch that shit. Grease rock. The tea is crazy right now, dude. I know, I know. What the fuck? You keep saying it, dog. It's confrontational, and I like, are you on steroids?

Why are you being so angry? I would love to be. I'm saying I would love to be, man. You don't need to be. How come you have roid rage? Adam, let's go to the doctor together, Adam, and let's just get a consult. Well, we are, me and you are the oldest of this friendship crew right here. That's right. Oldest, wisest. I've never heard you lump yourself in with Duras as the oldest. Yeah, wow. Don't say lump. There's no lumps. Hey.

And now we're going to go to a doctor together, get on some tea, and say we would like to sip the tea. We're here for sipping some tea, doc. Grease is very good. It's been a while since I've seen it. Don't they do, like, fucking bizarre shit? Like, don't they, like, fly off in a car at the end and it makes, like, no sense? How do you know that? That's the very, very, very, very, very, very, very last minute of the movie. Yes. For some reason, the car flies away. It's very bizarre.

But the rest of the movie is grounded. Hey, I think that might be the only part I like. No, you've got to watch it. Damn, bro. Fucking tea, dude. Yeah, this is intense. It's very hard to have a conversation with you. Well, dude, it is weird how much Blake is saying he loves Grease. I've never heard him say he likes Grease. I've never heard him say he likes musicals. He's fucking crazy.

good. But Grease is fantastic. In fact, he told me not to do Pitch Perfect. I've never heard him once say he likes musicals. I like watching them. I don't want my homie. Adam, who told you to do Pitch Perfect? Who told you to do it? Anders Holm told me to do Pitch Perfect. You did. You said. I said don't.

Yeah. And Adam, thank you for those checks. The checks you're sending. I appreciate it. I went on record. You came to me late at night as if it was a fucking secret. You were in bed and he came to your door. This is interesting to me. No, it was we were working late and I was deciding whether I was going to do the first Pitch Perfect movie. Yes. I asked you guys what you thought. What did I say? Dude, did I say anything? He didn't ask you. Yeah.

I don't know if you were in the room or not. I was out skateboarding. Yeah, you were skateboarding or some shit. You were not in the writer's room. This was still while you were drinking. You were at a gun range.

Are you drinking those beers to shoot the cans? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what that is. Yeah. Why are you bleeding? It doesn't matter. Troubled times. Troubled times. What did I say, Adam? No, I asked you guys and I sent you guys the script. Durs like thumb through it. And he's like, it's funny, dude. I think you're going to be really funny as this character.

like kind of a maniac who is all about singing. And Blake was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember saying, just go in and try and steal the movie. Yeah. Good idea. Yes. Great call. And Kevin was like, yeah, dude. Kay's super funny. Kay Cannon, who wrote it. He's like, it's a universal movie. It wouldn't hurt you at this point. You should do it. And then you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we were working late and I'm in my office and you came over to my office. Oh, God. You were like, hey,

hey, can I talk to you? I'm like, what's up, dude? Wow. And then you came in, you closed the door behind you, and then you said, I don't think, I swear to you. Do you want to do steroids? You're like, I don't think you should do the movie. And will you kiss me? Oh my God.

I think it will. I think it will. Like you were like, we have a good thing going with workaholics. Yeah, I actually am starting to remember. I think it will ruin not only ruin me, ruin us as a group. Yeah, I did the pitch. Perfect. Oh, wow. He's not wrong. And the next day I was like, I'll do it.

That's the push you needed. Yeah. Don't do it. So you're like, yeah, well, yes, I was like, as for career advice, I, I, I don't lean it to, to Blake's advice. I go, what do you want? I'm going to do the opposite of it. It's paying off. Yeah. Yeah.

Hey, looking back now? Yeah. Pretty cool. That being said, we all should do testosterone. Hey, no joke. As soon as Liver King came out, I was like, so how easy is this? We all should be in Greece on Broadway, bitch. No, dude. Hey, maybe if we do a season two of Bumper in Berlin, maybe I get my boys out to play a couple of fucking...

Cool German dude. Oh, I would love that. I would love being in that. I love acting. But only if we get him a tea. How fun would that be? How well do we have to sing? Because it probably, me telling you not to do it probably stems from my own insecurities where I'm like, there's no way I could ever summon the will to sing and dance like that well, like that.

That is very vulnerable. I commend you, Adam. I'm like, now I'm like annoyed. If you just go, who cares? Nothing matters. Then it doesn't. Yes. And I love that attitude. Yeah. It doesn't matter at all. And you just do the best. You're right. As Tony Horton taught us when we were doing our P90X. Thank you. You do your best and forget the rest. Right. That's why I love you, Adam. You really do live that life where it's like, who freaking gives a hell? Just do your best.

And forget the rest. Tony Horton. And forget the rest. You really live by that. Plyometrics. Kyle, should we step out of the room for some time? I like what's happening, but yeah. No, I've always been a huge fan of Adam. I love him. I love Adam. Thanks. Thanks, Blake. I love you too, dude. God, I fucking love you dudes. I love you so much. I love you, dude. Blake, are you a bigger friend or fan of Adam? Friend. Friend. Friend.

Friend and fan. I mean, friend to the end. Brothers. Brothers. I do like that you took a moment to go. No, because I'm like, because that's how big of a fan I am. I think Adam's hilarious. I think he's amazing. Well, that is a good question, but I think, yeah. Is it a good question?

Well, it is because I am such big fans of you guys. Like, I truly am rooting for you. Anytime I see you doing anything, I'm stoked and I want the best. Right. But really, it all stems from not only are we fans, like, if we didn't know each other, I still would like what you guys are doing. But, um...

It's because we fucking love each other so much. We're friends. We're friends. We're friends of each other. Friends of each other. Right. Yeah. Right. Work friends. Mom, dad, these are my friends. These are my work friends. They're my fans and my friends. I do think we should introduce each other as that to people from here on out. What? Friends? These are my friends. And this is Adam. He's one of my friends. My friends.

He's my friend. Hey, good to meet you. I'm one of Blake's biggest friends. He's my very best friend. I mean, Blake, you were probably just poking that side of it, really walking him to the line if he was in the decision-making process of saying no. You took him to the no that then forced him to be like, to actually maybe visualize a life without it. Well, no, I got it too. You have to take them all there. I get it too because it was a swing because Workaholics was...

You know, it felt like... It was like the cool kid show. You know, we were like doing drugs and partying. And it definitely wasn't an acapella college. Like kind of... Cool dad show. More on the dorkier side. Being very serious about singing. So it felt like a different world. Which I kind of liked. You know, I was like...

it's cool to do something completely different than what we're doing. That being said, bumper isn't that different than Adam to BAMP, you know, I'm still a fucking psychopath, but yes. And when we were doing, uh,

When Adam and I met doing improv class on whatever night, another night he was doing musical improv. That's right. Right. And I was like, I was always like, huh? Cool. Honestly, I was like right on. And you were like, yeah, I like it. And I was like, that's cool. I'm still a fan. Yeah, sure.

And so this lined up in my mind. I was like, oh, you've always been into this. Yeah. Yeah. I guess that's what I didn't consider. Song and dance man. He's always singing around the house, called himself a song and dance man. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, man. Perfect for you. Dude should be in Grease. I want to watch him. You got to watch Grease. So Grease is this. Yeah, that's the hand jive. The hand jive, baby. I think like in middle school, we had to learn this in like a music class. The like song. The hand jive? I always liked that because you could say hand job. You're from the 50s. It was called the hand jive, but it was fun if you pretend like they were saying hand job.

That was always fun. Oh, that is pretty fun. That is fun. Actually really good. That's where my warped brain was going. You know what I mean? You're sick and twisted. Oh my gosh. It's a bagel. You're sick. You're sick and twisted. I was like, ooh, hand job. Look at that. It's gross. But it was before you ever got one. It was. It was like extra cool. Yeah. You were like, no, Kyle got a hand job very early on. I've already talked about it. How old were you when you gave that to him, Blake?

Bully. Oh, wow. That's looking real. Blake laughs out of frame. Bully. Bully. Bully. Bully. Bully. Too real. This dude. Oh, man. But seriously, Albert. All right. Good night. He said good night. Yeah.

anyway he said good night how old were you when you hit him with the ramoa i can tell him how old uh kyle how old were you well when i got a hand job yeah i feel like already exposed that story did you did you what is it like it's like sixth or seventh grade yeah that would be like six to sixth grade sixth or seventh on the ski lift on a ski lift to completion you got on a ski lift it's so cold it wasn't a ski lift it was in the back of a van

Okay. Well, that's not a skeelet at all. How are you? Why are you lying? I don't know why. I don't remember. I don't know. Blake does. He has a better memory of my sexual escapades than myself. He does. Yeah, because were you living through him for a little bit, Blake?

Yeah, Kyle was kind of my guiding light in that area for sure. Yeah, I could see that. Which doesn't make any sense to me. I mean, but you know what? Hey, I'm happy I could be there for you. It makes sense to me because I saw pictures of Kyle in high school and this dude... He was fucking cool, dude. He had a look. He had a look. I know that he crossed over. You guys were kind of a crew, but he could step out, kind of mingle with the... I know the baseball players knew him. Yeah.

Yeah. He could leave your friend's basement and go outside and go to a baseball diamond and kids would talk to him there. Kyle's always marched to a different drummer. Yeah. Okay.

R.I.P., brother. I'm right here. Yeah, I'm not dead yet. Okay. Still here. Still kicking. You had a look. You dyed your hair. You had earrings. You wore necklaces.

Dude, I was all about it. I was all about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did. I experimented. Yeah. Why were you doing that? I don't know. I just liked being- Took your chicks, dude. And evidently it worked. You got a hand job when he was in sixth or seventh grade. Oh, no, dude. It was sixth grade. I remember it was this fucking thing called- Oh, my God.

Sixth grade is young, dude. That's a little tiny penis. You got a handjob in sixth grade? Dude, can I tell you about this? Can I tell you about this first game that I would play? Please. Hey, we're not going to stop you because I smoked cigarettes back then, right? You know what I mean? And so I would put a lighter in my pocket and then a girl would be this one girl. I'm not going to say her name would

I'd be like, can I get the lighter? Can I get the lighter? This is in sixth grade. I'm so concerned. And then I'd be like, go ahead. Go into my corduroys and get the lighter. And then that was called the lighter game. And we played this game. And you're canceled. Yeah. You told her to go in and get it? Or you were like, it's in my pocket. It was like a game. It was a game that we played. And you might get canceled. Uh-oh.

cut that part out, I guess, if that's going to be the case. You're talking sixth grade. These are two sixth graders interacting with each other. Yeah, the statue of limitations is done with it. It was just like one of the first sexual experience I think either of us had. It was called the lighter game. It was fucking... Hello, DJ!

By the way, Kyle thinks he got a handjob. This girl was just looking for a lighter. He's like, and that was my first handjob. And also, why? She was a smoker. She was a sixth grade smoker is the girl who you got a handjob. Oh, yeah. I hung out with the smokers. Yeah, I hung out with the smokers. That was like a big thing that I did. Yes. I feel sixth grade is such a young age to...

One, get handjobs. Two, be smoking. While getting a handjob. That to me is pretty elite level. Yeah.

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Warning, this product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. A friend of mine was having sex in the seventh grade and eighth grade. Sure. And that was like fully mind-blowing. Yeah. You know. Did he have a mustache? Yeah.

Yeah, he had to shave like truly years before I had to shave. Like, I don't think I had to truly shave until maybe senior year. And even then it was like, I just am trying to maintain cool sideburns. You're pretending to shave. That was crazy. When someone had a mustache in seventh grade and they were fucking like...

It just was so far removed from any world I was living in. Well, you're still pretty hairless. Thank you. Yeah. Oh, my God. Welcome. Hello. We call him the human dolphin. Wait till I get on that T, boy. Yeah, wait till we get on that T, then we're all going to be fucking human dolphins. Do not come. Yeah, but Jesus. I mean, like... And by the way, when they could grow a mustache, they were like...

fully growing a mustache. Yeah. Bros who could grow mustaches were growing them tough as soon as they could. Yeah. Letting it ride. The best was when it was when it looked like Blake's mustache now. Blake's never fully filled in. Like it doesn't really fully come in. Look at this beard. Yeah, I'm trying to see it. I'm trying to see it. It's the color. It's tough to see. Blake, what's the longest you've let your mustache ride, Blake? What doesn't come in that thick?

thick though. It comes in pretty thick. I have light hair but at this point I'm like getting some old man shit where like if it goes a little bit it starts to get into my mouth when I'm like eating. The cause of diarrhea. Yeah but you just trim right here. Yeah. If I grow mine I use the lip line and I just fucking trim. Exactly. Do you use scissors? I have one tool. I use one buzzer that is the same for all my facial hair. I do not sculpt my face at all.

Congratulations. You should trade that in for some scissors, bud. Yeah, you can if you want. No, I'm just saying help me out. What are you saying? Help me out? I'm telling you, trade that in with some scissors. How about you get one of our sponsors, Manscaped, to fucking send you some shit and

That's all dick. That's all my dick. No, it's not. They sent nose hair clippers, ear clippers. Yeah, it's not all your dick. Let me get in there. What, do you think that a man's mustache is not on a man's body? What are you talking about? No, manscape is just purely like I'm in there like Edward Scissorhand on my cock around my balls like up above. Blake, I beg to differ. Yeah, you can use that on your face. Well, you could scape.

Your whole man. The whole man can be scaped. Exactly. The entire man. What do you guys do with your neck? Can I ask about your neck? I do shave it. That's a problematic area for me.

So how far down do you go? Because I just realized that maybe I shouldn't just let it grow down the neck. Veneered? Yeah, like maybe I should cut it. I mean, look, it's a slippery slope because if you do the whole like using your jawline, then you come out of the fucking bathroom looking like Everlast and you're like, yeah, you look like fucking AJ from fucking Backstreet Boys. It's bad. It's bad. Dude, you look like fucking Kevin Federline. It's not a good look. Just the strap.

If you have a neared, if you do happen to have that problem of the neared, I suggest using scissors. Just trade in your clippers for scissors and go at it on a case-by-case basis. I think people, they keep this, right? They keep this? Yeah. Yes. So just do this with your fingers next time? You want to come under the chin a little bit. You want to come down to here.

Is that it? Because no one ever told me. Go to your Adam's apple. Go to your Adam's apple. I think that's the. Yeah. Just on top of the Adam's apple. Yeah. The guy who's never had a beard. Yes. Go to the Adam. Yeah. You do grow a good beard. No, that's a good spot. That's a good spot. I could. I could grow one. Now, admittedly, I have a Blake problem, much like Blake has with the mustache.

Mine also wouldn't come in that day. My mustache is fine. You got a wispy. Oh yeah, I got a wispy. Yeah, I look like a young French boy. That's right. My whole character in Workaholics was just a mustache. What are you talking about? That's true. And the hair. It was mostly the hair and then

It was like a guy who is trying to grow a mustache. I wouldn't say that's her whole. That was the subtext underneath everything you said. It was. I always got that. Yeah, it was like a guy who's really trying to grow a mustache and not succeeding.

And it's relatable. Oh, this guy's saying that because he has trouble growing a mustache. That's why he's saying this. You're going to see during the movie, they're going to be like, whoa, Blake has a mustache. Now this is kind of weird. Oh, yeah. What is this character? That's why the critics won't like it. We'll thin it out. We'll thin it out. That's why AB Club is going to tee off on us. Dude. Hey, what happened? Yeah, on just the mustache. And that's why they couldn't get on board.

Yeah. That's why we're for sure not going to have a good Rotten Tomatoes score because of your mustache. It's too grown. Yeah, it didn't work for me. It was too thick. It was too thick. He's not funny unless he can't grow a mustache. It was too real.

They waited too long. Bro's mustache is too grown. I mean, I did think about the other day, like as soon as we get in the like old costumes, then we're going to look older. Like if we wore different clothes or like whatever, we just look like us. But if we put on the clothes of 25 year olds, it's going to look weird. That's why it's funny. Yeah.

yeah but we kept wearing them well into our well into our 30s did you were you 30 were you ever 30 on workaholics yeah yeah we were that was what last couple seasons 2017 sure but you were 30 and 31 i was i think where i was like 33 33 34 33 when we were done no you weren't yes 33 yep

Wasn't it six years ago that we were done with the show? Six. It's got to be. It was 2016. I put it on the date. It was on the sides that I sent you that I found in the Vogue the other day. The date is literally there. Yeah. And by the way, don't do that. Don't do that. Why? Why?

It's just, I don't care. By the way, don't send a relic that you found in the bow. Do not come. Don't throw that on my group chat. Yeah, I think, no, we are for sure going to look older, but I think that's part of the comedy, you know? That's part of the charm. Ruthless.

Yours is ruthless. We're stuck there. Did I ever talk about how on The Intern, Nancy Meyers was noticing how my beard was patchy on one side, and so they used actual human hair to fill in the dots? Oh, really? Yeah. And so then I'm doing a kissing scene with Anne Hathaway, and she's just like, I love you. I love you.

Like hairs are coming off into her lips. Like fucking gross. So cool. 16, 11, 14, 16. That's when it aired.

Durs, that's not when it aired, buddy. I'm telling you, the date 11-14-16 is when we were shooting that scene. That was on the side. Smoking! Yes. I'm referring to what they put in the chat. I'm talking about what they put in the chat. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Yeah, yeah. No, we were... So when is that? They're saying March 15, 2017 is when we aired last? Yeah, so that was six years ago. Right. A little six and a half years ago. Is that all? Yeah, we were well into our 30s. Yeah.

Yeah. To you. Well done, mate. To you. You're damn near 40. My mustache has come along. Do you think you can fit into your... Dude, I know I cannot fit into the Venice Beach tank top. Because of the steroids? Kyle, for everyone at home who doesn't know what the Venice Beach tank top is... That's the tank top that Carl...

always wore he rocked it quite a bit is it tie-dye is it tie-dye it was a tie-dye Venice Beach tank top yes I'm also much fatter than I was at least the last few seasons because I can't fucking exercise yeah the way I used to because my groin exploded right on the set of bumper in Berlin so you're not

You're not exercising right now? I'm lifting weights, so I'm getting bulky as a motherfucker. Do not exercise. Let's see it. Take your shirt off. I'm not lean. Prove it. Here. Yeah, take your shirt off. Blake, do you want to step out? Fucking little pants are tanked. Yeah, again. Oh, fuck, dude. I'm liking it. But your chest is looking taut.

Yeah, dude. Yeah, chest is looking good. Chest is looking compact. It's like a little mini liver king. Yes. You do look like a little mini liver king. Oh, damn, bro. You look like a little mini liver king. So I got more pudge than I normally do, which sucks. Yeah, you do. I know. Liver prints. I've never seen you so strong, though, up top. I'm very strong right now. I benched 250 pounds the other day. Damn, son. That's a lot of weight. Yeah.

No way. Oh my God. He still wants to get on the tee. But it sucks. I prefer to work out like... I like working out CrossFit style because you stay strong, but then you're also lean. Now I'm just like a fucking beef castle, dude. Yeah, dude. Just throwing around plates. There's nothing you can do for your cardio as you're dealing with this groin issue? Not really. I mean...

I mean, because I can't ride a bike. I can't run because my knees are so bad. What about the elliptical? Wasn't that your thing back in the day? Oh, I know of something that you might like. Yeah, but the gym I go to doesn't have an elliptical. I could go to another gym, but I, you know. It's time to start rowing, my man. Yeah, rowing. No, but I can't bend over for the row either. I'll help you. I can't stop.

eating. Pickleball? You might like some pickleball. I can't move laterally, dude. I'm telling you, I'm fucked, man. Adam, I'll help you. I'm gonna help you, bro. I'll get you bent over. I'll give you a back shot.

Durs, I want your help too. You're on your own. But I'm on it, guys. I'm going to a chiropractor now. I'm going to a chiropractor and physical therapist, and I think with their powers combined, we're going to get this situated. I guess it's a muscle. With their powers combined, you're getting on the T. Yeah.

You should get some rocks. I guess it's called a psoas muscle. And this muscle is right there. And that's the one that is fully shredded up. Shredded in a bad way. Dude, the psoas. What is up with this? I hear about psoas all the time now. It's like, okay, it's right by your dick. It's very tight. It's the new buzzword. Have you laid on the psoas thing that looks like the two protruding whatever? Yes. And it's so wildly painful. That sucks. Yeah.

I know I've seen pictures of that. Does it loosen it up at all? Does it work? No. I think it's so fucked. I think I rode the bike so much that it got so tight. And then when I did that kick in Pitch Perfect Bumper in Berlin, streaming now on Peacock. Yeah.

Give me a hell yeah. Best decision of your life. And is it the kick from the pilot? Literally for the very first episode. It's the pilot, right? I saw it and I was like, that's got to be where it happened. Yes. Really? It popped. And then they say that the muscles will curl up in a ball to protect themselves. And so it couldn't really heal because I had to dance fast.

in every goddamn episode. So for like three months, it's just me dancing, not healing. Right. And then I stopped riding the bike cause that would hurt every time I do it. I stopped doing CrossFit shit and now I think it's healed, but the muscles haven't relaxed yet. So I'm telling you, let me get in there. It's just been, I'm almost like a year in and it's a tourism. I'll get you some slack in there.

I would love you to get in and work my psoas. I would love that, please. The fucking psoas, baby. Let us all get in there. You guys all could give it a shot. You guys all could give it a shot, dude. I need something. Can we approach your psoas as a friendship family? I need all the help I can get. All hands on deck. All hands on deck.

dick with Adam. All hands on close to dick. Close to dick. Not actual dick. Yeah, very close. All hands near dick. All hands on close to dick. All hands on close to dick. Oh man, what a bummer.

Well, that's the title of the pod. Mark that. All hands on close to dick. Just start doing the shit where you just hang from the pull-up bar for like 12 minutes. Yeah. And just stretch it out. Yeah. No, I bet that would feel pretty good. Well, no. I mean, now people are doing that as like as the workout. Just like how long can you hang?

Yeah, people are doing all kinds of goofy shit on Instagram where you're like, all right. Yeah, just take steroids. Isn't it crazy? Just do steroids. Yeah, just get on the fucking T. Yes. Just don't be a bitch. Get a prescription and get on fucking steroids. Sure. You can eat fucking bull testicles if you want. Right. Or just do steroids like the liver king. Do steroids. Shut up.

Yeah, ask your doctor. Ask your doctor. Think about all the people who ate all that bullshit. Yeah. Only to find out. Fuck, they thought they were going to get buff just eating bone marrow and like just drinking blood and eating horse cock. Yeah.

Yeah, you're just gargling with horse cum and you're like, this is the liver King told me. I ate the liver with those OC bros. The barbarian lifestyle. The Chad and JT dudes. And they're like, we're on it. We're doing it. And I'm like, this is gross. Yeah, nasty. I'm not going to eat it, donkey.

Was that too good? That was good. That was a good impression. You guys thought that was Mike Myers for a second, huh? That was beautiful. For a hot minute, I think. How did it come out that the liver king was fucking doing steroids? It was like an email. It was like a leaked email. Like hell of leaked emails, which kind of what? Yeah. Like who was buying them on Craigslist? He was. It was. It was to from what I understood. It was like to another bodybuilder explaining like what steroids he does. And they were talking about steroids. Yeah.

And then that bodybuilder must have just fucking leaked it. And you're like, that's a little fucked up, but trash. By the way, it's happening everywhere in professional sports. You just know when to cycle on. You know when to cycle off. Well, aren't there new shit coming out? Blake's right. We should just be like, yo, people are doing it. Yeah, watch grease. Also, what are the lines? Because aren't there new steroids that can come out? And it's like they're not actually an illicit drug. It's something else. Like the...

Do you know what I mean? For sure. Elicit. Yes, elicit. Yes, elicit. Yeah. I think that's the word. Well, let's find that, dude, and let's take it. I'm all about doing...

tea with my boys. Right. Just a grab bag of Extends tea. You know, whatever it takes. Extends. Take the shame away from if we're not Olympic athletes and we're not professional like sports players, athletes. We might as well just take steroids. We might as well be buff civilians.

Yeah, you know, just in case there's some sort of invasion or something. You never know. Hey, stay ready. Right. And that was another episode. Yeah, I mean, that kind of felt right, but I guess we should. Any takeaways? Epic slams? Giveaways? Here's a, I got a question. It's not like a take back or like a whatever, but Blake, Kyle, Kyle, Blake. Yes. Oh, wrap up question. Should I watch, is it worth watching Grease?

Yes, honestly. Yes. Yeah, it's a great musical. It's great. It has great music. The movie has a lot of great stars. Tell me more. Olivia Newton-John slays it. R.I.P. John Travolta in one of his best roles.

roles ever most iconic face off might be his best Danny Zuko who I think is dead he just died a couple years ago too or something he kills it who the blonde guy Zuko no no Kaniki Kaniki died right I thought Danny Zuko was Travolta Danny Zuko is John Travolta that's John Travolta I've never even seen this movie and I know that that's sorry it's been a minute

It's been a minute. It's been a minute. Who's the other girl? You've never seen it. It's Danny Zuko. It's Sandy. I'm so glad I asked. But no, who's Rizzo or Lizzo? Rizzo. Rizzo rocks. I think she's dead too. I think everybody's dead.

Except for John Travolta. Mm-hmm. Honestly. And check me on that. He's next. He's on the tee. Is Olivia Newton-John alive? I think everybody's dead. You should watch it, dude. You should watch it. Basically, it's the final destination of musicals. Okay, well, I'm...

I'm not going to. I'm going to watch the new episode of White Lotus instead. It's over now. That's all right, too, man. You know, that's all right. No, it's got one more week, I thought, isn't it? Adam, we're three weeks ahead, bro. It's done. Oh, sure. Sure, sure, sure. Have you guys seen Barbarian yet? Oh, yeah. That movie's great. It's fun. Freaking lootly. Dude, I got to watch it. I haven't seen it.

I gotta watch it. Oh, it rules. You gotta watch it. I know. I posted about it and people came after me like they were like, fuck you. That movie fucking sucks. And I'm like, I thought it was cool. Like I thought it was very cool. Very good. Like naked grandma. Like, whoa. Well, I, I, yeah, I tried to talk to you guys. You must not have. You must have the whole time. I'm like naked grandma. Totally. That total naked grandma. You must not have seen it because I brought it up like a few weeks ago.

when I saw it on the podcast. I don't go on Twitter anymore. No, I brought it up on the podcast and you guys were like, no, never even heard of it. I thought I kind of remember that. I just watched it last night. I haven't seen it. I've heard a lot about it. I've heard a lot about it. I just haven't, like a lot of people pushing me to watch it. I just haven't done it. Zach Crager from White as Kids You Know wrote and directed it. And he's in it for a moment, right? The back of his head when they're talking in the bar. I don't

remember him being in it. You never see his face. That seems like bonus info. It was a little cameo donkey. It's the back of his head in the bar when he's like, come clean. Like, what went down? Wait, why are you even telling us that? Why are you even telling us that? Like, just his head, back of his head is in it?

Whoa. Sorry. Fucking Easter egg, homie. So? Fucking my God, dude. He's like, Zach Krieger from Whitest Kids You Know. And I go, oh, yeah. So? I didn't realize that was him. I saw him in it. The back of the head. You're like, I didn't realize the back of that guy's head was the guy who wrote. No, for like a whole scene. Maybe you're on steroids, homie. You're really standing up for it pretty aggressively. Like, why is it not illegal in Mariah Carey?

like we know. Hang on. That's a weird thing for Durst to point out. Why are you mad about it, dude? Why are you mad about it? Why are you so pissed? Who gives a fuck? It's not like you see him in the background. He's in the whole scene with Justin Long talking to him at the bar, but they never come around on his face. And I was even like, that's the dude from White is Kids you know, right? You knew him from the back of his head?

You're like, wait. You see his profile a little bit. He studies the back of... I'm going to have to re-watch it. Great movie. I'm excited to watch it. Just take it and fucking... You know what I mean, bro? It was just weird, bro. I don't remember that, but...

He doesn't remember. Well, you came back hot, though. We're not allowed to be weird now? Not allowed to be weird? Yeah, you came back so hot. I guess you're not allowed to be weird now. My boy, Ders. It's okay to shoot at Ders every once in a while. It's okay to shoot at Ders every once in a while. And I tried and I got smacked by the rest of you. Thanks for having my back, guys. I'm just on him.

I didn't know his name, but I noticed him in the movie and I know he's directing it. You know what, Blake? I'm going to give you flowers for trying to go at Ders because we don't usually go at Ders. Yeah, fuck that. Ders is vicious. He'll snap back and you're like, oh, I think I might kill myself. Dude, leave my boy alone. I'm sick of this shit. I'm sick of this shit. You're done. Me?

Leave Ders alone, bitch. Leave Ders alone, you bitch, Blake. I love you, dude. And that was another episode of... Blake is the fucking worst. This is important. It is. Go see Barbara. Ders. This is important. Ders, bro. I'm team Ders. Hear that? Pumpkin.

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