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Here we go. Start your engines. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. Oh my God. Hold up. We'll, we'll. Say it. Wake up. I just want to say Adam can't hear you. Can't hear Adam. Adam, try to talk. What do you mean you can't hear me? Now I can hear you with the word back. Now he can't. Crispy. You didn't hear. We're back.
You're having some real digital dropouts or something. I don't know what that is. Really? Why? Maybe it's the yelling. Yeah. Now you're good. I think it might be the fact that you're recording live from backstage somewhere. What is this curtain? This is the way. Is that Fallon, dude? Dude, my wife put this curtain, this sick curtain up in my office because it looks nice on the Zoom backdrop.
Dude, I love it. Yeah. Thanks. I wish you were coming live from Broadway. You were just like backstage waiting for your cue. Yeah. From the ESPYs. Wouldn't that be fun? From Broadway. Wow. If Adam was backstage at Broadway. Remember when G Money said, see y'all on Broadway? Yeah. Don't forget about me. Do we tell that story? Do we tell that story? We had to have. I think we had to have. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Like, that's pod one. We had to have. We had to have. Hey, and we're not telling it again, okay? Yeah. Fans that want to know what I'm talking about. But if you don't know what he's talking about. Hey, go back and listen to the tapes. Catacombs. Files? Catalog? Yeah. Did we make a song about that, Blake? I feel like we sung that. So, like, G-Money singing. Like, on wax? Don't forget about me when you boys find your way to Broadway. To Broadway.
That was about it. Well, essentially, we gotta tell it now. Essentially, our neighbor across the street was named G-Money. He wore a chain with a giant G with, like, the money slashes through the middle of it. Yeah, he made money. Yeah. And, yeah, he was the shit. The G had the vertical lines. Okay. It had the vertical lines, yes. And...
We were always, like, filming. It was when we were first doing, like, YouTube videos. And we're always filming, dressing up in costumes, being idiots around our neighborhood. And he would, like, be looking at us sort of, like, with an eyebrow raised. Like, what are these fucking kids up to? And then when we go to move out, he's like, yo, heard y'all moving out. And we're like, yeah, yeah. And he goes, all right, then. Well, I'll see y'all on Broadway. And we were...
dumbfounded. We were like, did he think we were like trying to get a career in Broadway this whole time? He thought we were the cast of Cats. Yeah. It would have been a cool run. I think, wouldn't it be wild though if you were like, yeah, you know what? I'm actually going to be doing this show on Broadway for a couple months, you guys. I'll see you out there. And then you get on stage and guess who's your choreographer? I put in a word for y'all. G Money is in the front row. Yeah. Yeah, he's there. Yeah.
Yeah. I know Josh Gad. I had you replace Josh Gad. And remember on the pod when you talked about it and you thought it was just because I didn't know the industry too well or the ins and the outs. This is what I was talking about. It's like, I saw that in you all those years ago. And that impression you were doing of me, that was a character that I was doing. Yeah. Right.
I kind of find it offensive. Yeah. My real name is Zach Lipton. I'm sort of offended by it. No, but admittedly, a pretty good impression of him. It is. And what's weird is that the impression I was doing was offensive, and I just wanted to say, let's get canceled together. Yeah. I'll see you on broadcast television. This is my apology and my take back. This is my apology and take back, Adam. I've listened to every episode of The Pod. It's from them.
No. Well, remember, I told Blake this. I drove past the old house maybe a year or two ago. And just to like it was before the pandemic. So it's been a few years now. And pre pan and just drove past the old house to check it out. And G Money was across the street washing cars as he does. There was always like Rolls Royces and shit being washed in his driveway, which was sick.
And we weren't in a neighborhood where Rolls Royces were just everywhere. It was like a not awesome neighborhood. And he's out there washing these Rolls Royces. And I go, gee, and wave at him. And he stared at me. He there was zero recollection of me in his mind. And it really hurt my feelings.
Yeah. So you weren't as impactful. All part of his character study, Adam. Yeah. He was like, he has a beat on this guy. G money. Wouldn't remember Adam. Give him the stare. Right. Yeah. And he was able to commit so quickly to not even a glimmer. These such a good actor. Is that a thing that we should do? Should we put our heads together now and come up with a Broadway show? Because I feel like, uh,
We should push there or something. I feel like people have had success. Yeah, Broadway's doing better than ever. Yeah, workaholics on Broadway. Right, or just something on Broadway, you know? Because the rights. That's the only reason I'm... Yeah, we don't own the rights to workaholics, so yeah. Hey guys, Blake is thinking really hard. I know, here we go.
Oh, Blake, he's touching his head. He's touching his top right eyebrow. What musical? There's something. It was just turned into a musical. And I was like, whoa, that is fucking wild. Some show. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Yeah. And what and what is it? We want you to remember this. What is it? What the fuck was it? It wasn't SpongeBob. That was what I was going to do before the pandemic. OK, is I had tickets booked to the SpongeBob musical and that shit got
canceled bro that's a bummer so spongebob did did have a spongebob is a musical there is a spongebob squarepants musical it's been shown still uh maybe i it might be making it on broadway or like touring this was at like pantages maybe it's off broadway yeah yeah maybe it's off where it had started on broadway and then moved off broadway that's such like a funny term off off broadway oh
Yeah, yeah. You have to be on Broadway or off Broadway. That's it. Like any play that isn't on Broadway, you still like mention Broadway. So it gives it some clout. Right. Why do you do that? Like your play has nothing to do with Broadway. It's not at that level even a little bit. Yeah. But you say it's off Broadway. So at least Broadway is within the title. So you're like, oh, well, Broadway. That's like if you have a YouTube channel, you're off off TV. That's kind of cool. Right.
Yeah, it's kind of off TV. It's on YouTube. Yeah, we're sort of off Hollywood. On internet. But who was the fun guy who said off, off Broadway? G-Money, believe it or not. It was G-Funny. It was a different guy. G-Funny? Related. Okay, we might have our first points of the day.
Sterz gets all the points. I love it when we get to points. I love it when we get to points. You like points now. I love points. That's what happens when you have pre-workout for the first time in a month. You're rearing to go. Wait, you got pre-workout coursing through your veins right now? Yeah. When you have the niacin skin just bubbling. Oh, yeah.
Well, did you hit a workout? Well, I took it earlier and I haven't taken it for like three weeks because I just ran out and haven't gotten to GNC. Send me free shit. It's science. What kind of, what do you take? Are you fucking with Jack? Are you fucking with Mark Wahlberg's mix? I do lit. I do lit. Ready? Ready.
Who is that? Is that Ray Srumman? I've done lit AF, and lit AF has too much caffeine for me. It's a little crazy. Oh, so you're not lit. It's too lit? It's too AF. Lit AF? No, I'm not lit AF. I'm lit. Wait, these are two separate things? He's just regular. Yes, there's lit, which has like...
120 whatever's and that one has like 220 or something like that. Okay. Lit AF. I have C4. That's a fucking explosive. Yeah, what the? C4 is an explosive from movies. You're gonna explode.
And I've had TSA take it out of my luggage before. And it says C4 on it. And man, did they have some questions. They're like, what is this? I'm like, pre-workout. And they're like, man, what does that mean? Yeah, and then they read it. And one of the guys knew what it was. So they allowed it. Some jacked-ass TSA dude comes over. He's like, he's all good, guys. We're going to laugh about this. Yeah, he's fine.
My bro, brother in swole. What is this pre-workout shoe bomb? What is shoe bomb? Yeah. Give yourself points. That's fun. Hey, thanks, bud. Oh, yeah. Okay. You know what? I will. You know, I do...
Like point. Yes, my screen workout terrorist self. If you go to GNC and you look at the flavors of all these products, they are insane. It's like they're marketed towards eight-year-olds. Half of them are like gummy worms and Jolly Ranchers. Sour Patch Kids. Sour Patch Kids. Like really?
Yeah, dude. I got a protein shake thing that was like Girl Scout cookie. These are like Siggy's. Oh, they're like weed. It's weed and pre-workout is what the game is right now. Those are the brands that are hot amongst people. Wild. Because working out high is actually pretty fun sometimes.
It's the best. It's the only way to fucking work out. Yeah, right? Go ahead. Talk more. Talk more. Do you... Well, Durst doesn't really smoke that much weed, so you probably have never worked out high, huh? I don't think so, no. Just with AF. Yeah. I do fairly often, and it's nice. You get into the zone. Yes, you do. I like to lift. Do you? The zone, dude. You get into a zone. You get into a zone, that's for sure. I really do. Bro, you
do you get into a fucking zone if you smoke weed all the time and that's your thing like you fucking you can be intense oh fuck yeah bro yes i like to go faster when i'm uh i like to do like high intensity workouts with pre and weed it's great because you just zone in do exactly what you're doing you don't think of anything else you just sort of you're just doing that right yeah it stops the voices it stops the voices for you adam
The voices don't come in my head like they normally do. Do they come in your head? That's awkward. Yeah, they're always jizzing in my noggin. Adam has coming voices in his head? Okay, guys. That's what Adam hears in his head all day.
He's on the brink. Oh, my God. He's constantly on the brink. I didn't know that was my girl Kamala. Oh, yeah. I didn't know that was Kamala Harris. That's great. Yes, that is your president. Yeah. No, it's not. It is. She's not my president. No. She's not. She's my vice president. She is a vice president. Dude, Biden's a puppet. She's pulling the strings. Pauly Char, come on. Hey, we'll pull him a little harder because that guy looks asleep at the wheel. Okay. He's a friend. He's joking. Hey.
But then I don't think I think lifting weights while stoned, like slowly lifting, like then I then I start to get sidetracked. That's when I'll take like four minutes in between sets and I'll just look at my phone and be like, oh, yeah, I'm I'm working out for minutes. But the faster you move, I think the better the weed is.
Yeah, like for cardio or for plyo or anything like that, dude. Fucking get stoned. I would like to see you going fast high just to see if you think you're fast high or if you're actually fast high. Well, by the way, it's been a while since because of all my problems. Guess what else I just found out? Uh-oh, he's got a tail. Another episode.
We did an MRI on my back last week. I have a herniated disc. What the hell? What? Wow.
What do you mean? Yeah, or hemorrhage? Hemorrhoid? Herniated. It's like bolt. Herniated. Herniated. Is that right? Is that right? Yeah. So the in-between stuff is popping out, right? Yeah. It's leaking out the side. He leaking. Yeah, I got two of those. That's what I'm saying. I got two of those. Okay, man. Yeah, perfect. Yeah, so they're saying my back pain is that, and then the hip and groin pain is my...
torn limb bar in my hip all right so that's that's that's uh hey we got to the bottom of my uh my issues now it's time to get better does that come with age hemorrhaging of back like why does your shit leak out the side what even causes that if you put a lot of stress on your like if you were landing a ton or whatever if you're dropping into half splits a lot for years yeah or if you're
If you're doing classic jazz splits... Adam and Prince have the same problem. If you're doing classic jazz splits at damn near 40 years old on the regular without stretching, you might get a herniated disc. I think just in line at Chipotle.
Burrito bowl. Yeah. I think my shit is from trying to fucking skateboard. I think that's where I got mine from trying to jump and like never really landing it. Jumping. But it's from landing. They said it's from landing. You never landed. That's what I mean. But I landed. So I was never able to. That's what I said. I said that. So I got in front of that.
Hey, self burn. Sorry. That was a self burn. So I already kind of was in front of that. He freaking B-Rabbit-ed you. He M&M'd your ass. You thought you were going to get him, but he already pointed out all his failures. I like that. Nice, dude. Exactly. Hey, that's not B-Rabbit, dude. B-Rabbit was his homie, by the way, Blake. Oh, sorry. My bad. My bad. Yeah, fucking idiot. Yeah.
Hey, Kyle, I know you admitted it. You still didn't fucking land it, dude. Oh, man, that's good. That's good, Anders. I appreciate that. I know you said it, but you still didn't land it. It does hurt. It does hurt. Yeah, it works. Yeah, so to answer your question, Blake, I don't really know...
Because he says it's part of getting old. We're all shrinking. What? The show? On HBO? Yeah, like every human is shrinking. You've been talking to Emma. No, every human is shrinking. Is shrinking. Well, not if you're growing. Yeah, what do you mean? Well, yeah, yes. Like after you're done growing. Like if you're Kyle. Yes, true, Kyle. Yes, children aren't shrinking. I'm sorry, dude. I'm just... He said...
every human but every adult you know because when you're getting that's what he said he did you you know you lose a few right that's can we can we talk downsizing for a minute that movie actually i do want to talk about this guys this is a talk with downsizing i never don't have to minimizing i'm having like a real existential crisis because as you know like in the middle of moving and like you just learned that word
No, I didn't. I've known that. Are you having your Marie Kondo if you don't? Yes. Yes? Yes. This is the best transition we've ever had if Blake is really transitioning. This is great. I am transitioning, but that's another story. This is about... This is about... What? My fucking... I can't get rid of my CDs, bro. I think it's time. Oh. Yeah, dumb. Yeah, dude, Blake. Blake was dusting out. He was sending us texts the other night of like,
CDs of like very old rappers that we knew from like a solid 10 years ago. And like people like bad music that was made by our friends. You lose. He just still has bad music. Like what? For example. Yeah. Well, I forget the exactly what CDs he had, but like it's, you know, he just keeps. He had one that I wanted to hear. I mean, I had Eric Griffin's first standup comedy CD. Yeah.
Yeah, that's great. I got to go through my shit. Yeah, sure. Oh, yeah, that's right. Okay, so bad comedy. Sorry. But you got to keep that for like leveling out tables and stuff around the house. Dude, I have so many CDs. Eric's going to text me and be like, come on, man. Hey, but thanks for the mention. Do I just throw them all or sell them to Amoeba? Do I get rid of them? No, just keep them. Just keep them. Dude, you don't sell them to Amoeba. No.
Dude, I have too many. Turn them into furniture or something. How many do you have? What's the count? Is this your whole life? This is my whole life that I collected CDs. I have nine bins. My life.
Throw them all away. Throw them all away. Nine bins? Yeah, throw everything away. Okay. Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. There must be something you can do with nine bins of CDs. Wait, what is a bin? I don't know. What's the quantity in the bin? How many is in a bin? What's a bin? Big. Big. It's big. I love how you go. I have nine bins as opposed to just going, I have 900 CDs. Well, it's way more than 900. It's way more than 900. It's way more than 900, yeah.
I'm sorry, I don't know what a bin is. So is it 1,000? What do you mean you don't know what a bin is? It's a big plastic bin, right? But how big? How big is the bin? Right, so how many CDs is that? How big is the bin? How big is the bin? What's in the bin? What's in the bin? Is this a bargain bin? I gotta get points, I gotta get everything. Yes, points!
Hey, who are you giving those points to? Because I just said, what's in the bin? And then Dersen. Okay, everybody can have points. I don't think you said what's in the bin. I think you said how much is in the bin. I said, what's in the bin? I said, what's in the bin? I said, what's in the bin? Todd, can we run it back, please? And let's get the points right. Run it back.
Okay. This is like those commercials with the guys like, I got to throw a flag on this one, Dad. First of all, Blake keeps throwing points to the wrong guys. He gave it to Ders earlier when Kyle self-inflicted the burn and he deserved those points. It feels natural to give it to me. I actually think that Ders said what's in the bin first if that's what we're arguing about right now. Is that what we're arguing about right now? We got to go to replay. Fancy it, too.
No, I swear I said it first. That's cool. What is a bin? Todd, who said it first? Who said what's in the bin? Adam, I hope you said it first. I've had too many points this episode. Oh, I pray. Hey, regardless. It's another blowout. Ders has got another blowout on his hands. Hey, you know what? I don't need the points. We're changing diapers over here. We got a blowout. Any points for that? Hey, don't do it for the points. Dad points.
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You call them collectibles. A lot of people would call them garbage. Garbage, trash. But one man's trash is another man's treasure. Blake, get a storage unit. Kyle. Don't. Kyle, I don't think that's... I'm going to marry both these guys' things. Don't get rid of them. And also, don't get a storage unit. What's wrong with a storage unit? Because it's just trash. Go through the CDs and make some sort of like...
Around your entire house, you can frame, like, 9 to 20 to 64 CDs of different sizes of, like, your favorite shit by genre or by whatever. Like, you could turn this into something dope. Also, hang on to CDs because...
I'm trying to listen to some Neil Young. Guess what? Not on Spotify. Got to go to my CDs or at least to my computer. Joni Mitchell, not on Spotify. Got to go somewhere else. De La Soul, finally back. Go through them and save your top 1,000. Get a CD book and save your top 1,000. But I know this guy has...
25,000. Do you think you have 25,000 compactists? If you get rid of the Free Willy soundtrack, you will never forgive yourself. That's what I mean. We had a collection, Blake. We've gotten rid of a collection like this. That's true. And we got rid of our Energy Dink drink collection. Energy what? Energy Dink. I've been playing pickleball so much. Energy Dink. Pickleball guy. You said Energy Dink. Hey, give him negative points. I would buy that. Give him negative points. That's a pickleball term. Energy Dink.
But energy collection. How do you feel about that? I mean, that's a good test of like. I'm fine, dude. Yeah, good. He's good with it. I'm fine. I wish we took pictures of everyone. Yes. So we had some sort of filing of it. That is big. Remember the idea I had? Yeah, which is good. But here's the thing, guys. I think I have a true like disorder because I really. Yeah, I agree.
I really get like, I get overwhelmed and I get like, and I get like sad.
And I and I start to have anxiety when I am confronted with this stuff and know I have to throw it away, get rid of it. Like letting go of something that you have a memory of is actually challenging. Yeah. Yeah. But but you still will. You still have the memories, you know, just keep you keep. No, they go away. They go away. If you're not looking at the stuff constantly there, they go. I was like the devil on my shoulder.
Yeah, but he's not looking at this stuff constantly. You know what I mean? That's true. He just has stuff that he hasn't looked at in 10 years. And then he digs it. It's trash at that point. You know what? I don't know, man. Because I got t-shirts from high school that I just broke back out. I know. Me too. Broke back. Perfect. But you can fit in clothes from high school? Yeah. Because I thought I was going to be like 6'5 or whatever. So I got like L's and XL's. Damn, son. I was obviously like swimming in them in high school. Now they fit a little tight. Mm-hmm.
But I don't know. Maybe I have the same disorder. He is my son. Well, yeah. Okay, Ders. For instance, I was also looking through all my graphic novels. I have a ton, but I never reread any of them. You should reread it. I mean, I reread a little bit. I don't reread all
all of them all the time, but I hang on to ones. Like, I read Criminal again the other day. This is why I'm spiraling, though. Like, why do we buy anything? Yeah, I know. Like, why do we have anything? Well... This is true. This is true. Get your library card on. They got graphic novels at the library now. Yes, and CDs are all digital. Like, it just, like...
I don't know. I would argue that you appreciate the artist and so you want the most money possible going to the artist even though it goes to a publisher in a music publishing house. When you do purchase. When you stream, dude, it's pennies. Or pardon me, fractions of pennies that goes to these people. Yeah. Yeah, that sucks. That sucks butt. So buy the CD, throw it away, and then stream. Sucks butt. God, that sucks butt. It does suck butt. Yeah.
I don't know, man. I'm losing it over here. I don't know. I'm really fucking shook. Well, before you throw them over, let me come over. I sort of have the opposite problem where I don't save anything. Like, I will just kind of get rid of... Right into the ocean forever. That's right. I just spike it into the Indonesian seas. You brought so much stuff to Indonesia. Yeah.
I brought so much old trash with me just to add to the collection. So much plastic, like a ton of just plastics. I collected every straw I've ever drank out of and then just dumped it right overboard. It was actually easy.
Yeah. Sometimes I'm like, when you send, because every once in a while you'll send out posts like that where you're like, hey, look at this old thing or these old t-shirts from like the season one wrap party and stuff. I'm like, oh, that'd be cool to have. But then I'm also like, why? Why would that be cool to have? Well, I'm not wearing it. I'm not going to wear it. It depends, I guess, on how you operate.
Adam, aren't you building your museum? Like, what the? You gotta have all this stuff. Yeah, that sucks. My museum's gonna suck, dude. I want the crutches from seventh grade. I want the grips from the wheelchair. Hey, the thing is, like most museums, you just buy another one. You get another one, you age it, make it look like it's old, and then say that it is the thing that you're saying. I forgot that's how museums work.
Yeah, that's how museums work. None of it's real, dude. They're not actually relics. Yeah, they're not relics. I really thought we were going to reignite the flames of Planet Hollywood and bring it back. That's not happening. Well, we could do...
ours. Planet Cucamonga. How about this? I give you all of my stuff. You keep it. And then in 20 years when we start our collective museum, you will have all the stuff. I drop it on you? Yeah. I got the raw weeds and jeans. I took a half rack of all my wardrobe from Workaholics. I have...
Every like office wardrobe, like the green, the pink and the yellow. I got one each of those. Love the yellow. The canary. I got like, I got a bunch of shit that I'm just sitting on that I think someday I'm going to auction off when there's like, well, maybe for the earthquake. I don't know. I got to figure it out. Oh, what's up? Big earthquake. Oh yeah. The big earthquake. A lot of people died. It's a problem. Oh, and where was that again? Turkey? Turkey? Yeah.
Turkey. Yeah. Fucking sucks. Fucking thing sucks. Anyway. That's the whole Marie Kondo thing, right? Who? Marie Kondo. That's the whole thing that she says is you take things out. Marie Kondo is not a martial arts player.
Marie Kondo. Wait a minute. What did I say? How did I say it wrong? It's Kondo, right? Kondo? Did I say Kondo? Oh, fuck. It's Kondo. Yeah, not Taekwondo. All right. Well, but you take everything out. So when you're moving, you're forced to do this in a major way. You take everything out, and then what makes the cut, you put back in the drawer or whatever. And if you never wear it, if you never fucking care about it, if you don't give a shit about it, it goes in the bins.
The trash bin, not the savings bin. Yeah, but dude, dude, that doesn't work with me. Or the recycling bin or take it to Salvation Army or the donation bin. I'm at Goodwill all the time with stuff. Yeah, I do a lot of Goodwill runs. Me too. That's what I'm saying, though. That fucking that little hack doesn't work for me. She's like, hold the things in your hand. Does it spark joy? I always sparks joy. Everything sparks joy. Exactly. Yeah. Then you keep it. But now I have infinity things and I don't want them.
have a lot of joy, I guess. Very joy. What I'm saying is put, put, what I'm saying is put them re reframe your experience with them. Okay. And not literally frame, but like,
You could frame some of these. You could stack them into a chair that you have in the corner of a room where you can read on the side. Coffee table. These are all R. Kelly CDs? I'm not sitting here. Dude, I did find that bin. Of course you did. I did find that bin. I was like, whoa. Still slaps. I was like, whoa. I just opened up physical evidence. Oh, yeah. Number one.
Say it. Yeah, another way to phrase it. You did listen to a lot of his music growing up. That's another way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I'm saying is change the way that you interact with the CDs. If you don't look at them now, maybe there's a better way to do that. Right. Yeah, because they definitely just are sitting in a closet in my garage. Right.
You could always get a bunch of like instead of bins, you could ditch the plastics and put them all in their own CD cases, you know, so you just have your books, you know, the little fucking books of CDs. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying get take your top 500 or
or top 1,000. You can keep the artwork. You don't have to keep the plastic. Yeah, you slide the artwork behind the CD and put the CD right in front in the little sleeve. But then the back one is trapped in the jewel case. It's gone forever. Oh, yeah. You can't really get the back one out. And if you got one like Midnight Marauders, that's where you really see everybody's face on the back. That's the only reason to have CDs, dude. Because everything we're saying, besides Neil Young, like
All of this stuff exists five times in my life. I have them all on my laptop. I have it all on my phone. I have it. I can just search it on Apple Music. I'm just hanging on to this weird physical thing that's taking- Weird, wild stuff. No, I mean, dude, I have a whole record collection and I don't know why I have it, except for when I'm like, you know what? I want to remember when I bought this record and do something abnormal and listen to music in a different way. Yeah.
Like I want to actually just put a side on. And then I want to be like in the conversation and be like, oh, fuck, I got to flip the side. Like I just want that. Yeah, but Kyle, how often do you do that? I'm saying not that often. As soon as it gets over, as soon as the first side's over, he's like, I don't know.
It's really, and truly, it's like maybe you get through. The first side doesn't even go on. That's what I'm saying. It probably happens like once every year. I'll throw a record on that I like and I'll do the both sides and then I'll be like, okay, that's enough. I won't put another record on after that.
You know what I mean? But how often do you put the one record on? I think like I have it in my studio up here. So I put my records on like maybe once or twice a month. Okay. That's fine. Oh, that's a lot. That's a lot. Then yeah, then you keep maybe I have a record.
player and some records. And I think I put them on a total of zero times. I never took the record player out of the box. Why did you get it? Or did you get sent to you? I think I have multiple record players. Yeah, it was gifts. Yeah. People give it as gifts. And then I'm like, well, cool. I'm going to get into this. And then I like buy a record being like, I'm going to listen to this. And then I just what record you buy? Yeah. What have you bought?
Yeah. Cool in the game. Pop off on. I mean, fuck if I know. Probably Black Keys is my guess because they came out with the vinyl of their stuff. Right. There you go. But then I'm like, nah, that's too much. Too much. I'll just listen to it. I'll just say, hey, Google. Right.
Right. I mean, totally, totally. Play the best music. Yeah, play me a playlist I would like. The best music. Another one. I guess the one thing about sifting through those CDs and those albums is like you see them and then you go like, oh shit, like what was on that album? I do remember liking it. And then you put that album on. Yeah. Yes. Yeah.
Blake, I'm telling you, keep them. Well, that's the best thing about albums, too, is you get those cool tracks. You get the tracks that you don't hear often. You'll never hear them again. Well, okay. Beyond the music, because I see keeping the music. You're a music head. It brings you much joy. But then you have other stuff. I do. I have a ton of T-shirts.
I know you just have a ton of shit that you can get rid of. So if the music really is a thing that you're having a really hard time, keep the music. But then I know you have like collectibles and toys and probably just a ton of other bullshit that you absolutely don't need. And Blake, you take these t-shirts and you repurpose them. You cut them into a blanket. Yeah.
I'm just wearing the coolest. Okay. It's a new quilt with your favorite rock stars. You can sleep with your favorite bands. That's pretty cool. This is the kind of justification that keeps everything around. I'm going to do something with it one day. I literally went on YouTube and I said like,
Should I throw my... You know, you're speaking to your remote now. I'm like, should I throw my CDs away? And then, like, there's the two minimalist, like, dot com whatever, and they make some good points. And then there's 10, like, do not get rid of your CDs. Never get rid of your CDs. Music will disappear at some point, and you have to keep them. And it's like, maybe I have to. And the people who get rid of them, they are just creating this thing where we all feel bad that someone's able to, like, just get rid of all their stuff, when really...
You need to hold on to your bear. There's your bear. There.
We got a labyrinth situation. Oh, do you like a lipstick? Here's some lipstick. Sisters, I don't think you learned anything from her. Well, I still have my CDs, but I'm like, they're just in the trunk of my car. Wow. I know, but you probably have 50 or something. Yeah, I have like, and they're all like from a very specific time in my life. Yes. It's all like, hey, wow, if I ever want to listen to Chumba Wumba's Tub Thumping, I have that puke green CD.
which is every weekend that specifically comes on somewhere every day yeah that was one of the first records I bought really? was it really? yeah I know dude oh it spoke to you no no I'm sorry but I wish it was I really do yeah if you ever want to listen dig out Marcy's Playground or Fastball that's on Apple Music that's on Sirius XM Lithium probably three times a week right? that's true
I don't have XM. Dude, can we talk about how much K-Rock is now just an oldie station? We can. What's K-Rock? Like, I'm driving a lot lately. I haven't driven in L.A. for years now. Welcome back. And I'm driving back and forth from Hollywood down to Orange County several times a week now. What pap? What pap? What pap? And it's like an hour, hour and a half drive. So you're listening to a lot of radio. Mm-hmm.
And my XM subscription has run its course. I would have to call someone. Because you got it for free for a year. Oh, yeah. I think I paid for it. And then I think that credit card was expired. Okay, yeah. I was like, because they're going to re-up without you even knowing. But yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, no. Because normally I would just, yeah, sure. So it's always on when I get the card. But now it's not working. So I'm listening to a lot of K-Rock.
The only thing they play is Sublime. That's dope. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Are you reading a list right now? Green Day. I'm telling you, it's like, and those are three of my favorite bands, but I'm like, where's the new rock? Do they just not exist? Tell me. Rock is dead. Rock is dead. Tell me. Is it? That's awesome. Rock's dead. Or it just isn't. It isn't the sound that K-Rock makes.
subscribes to. But there's no new music for them to get listeners. Well, I mean, there's like Turnstile. There's like a handful of bands. No, no, no. But nobody's listening to that music. Yeah, they are. They were nominated for a Grammy. Yeah, they are. How big? How big? Grammy! I don't care if they win a Grammy. The world does. Turnstile's... That fucking album rocks. No, they don't. Dude, nobody gives a fuck. Who won...
Everyone was tripping because like Bonnie Raitt won a Grammy. It's like nobody listens to Bonnie Raitt anymore. I'm not saying she doesn't go. Hey, Bonnie Raitt, bro. I'm not saying she doesn't go, but I'm just saying nobody listens to her anymore. Sure. It's not the same. Yeah, I understand what you're saying. Like Turnstile is one of my favorite bands right now. They're on Taco Bell commercials. They're fantastic. Yeah. Yeah, they're big, but the difference...
They have to be. That's the only way to get harder to make money. Yeah, you have to play that game. But the difference between like a big band now and a big band in Blake, the 90s, the
the biggest is it's night and day. It's like they like a big band in the 90s was fucking huge. Selling out fucking Oasis. Yes. Yes. Yeah. And that's always they're not going to make money playing current bands. They got to play Oasis. Right. Well, because also I don't think people go to they're not playing a lot of Oasis. I don't think people go to the radio to discover music.
They're not going to K-Rock to be like... They used to. They don't anymore. They used to. They go there to hear some... Well, where the fuck do you go to discover music? But they're just playing... When people used to go to the radio, they're playing that music to give them that feeling that we're talking about. When you go through your CDs and you hear the little...
Well, that's like, that was like Jack FM. But I'm also like, is any other radio station? Jack FM was like that shit when we were growing up. It was like, it would give you the fucking weird shit that you would get from. Jack FM wasn't around when we were growing up. Get up. When we were in like our 18s to 20s, like when we were in LA, like that was when it was. Yeah.
But that was when radio kind of died. Yeah. That whole thing was based in nostalgia. There was no new music. It was like you go there to hear the shit that you downloaded off of Kaza or LimeWire, bro. That was what it was. Morpheus. Morpheus. Morpheus. Yeah. It was a random ass station where you went to hear. Kaza. Kaza.
Well, my question is, is any other station in the country playing sublime the way K-Rock plays sublime? I think that's their motto is like we play sublime. The only one. We're like, we are the last station that is just churning out sublime. And I like sublime, but I'm like, I'm like, it's every fifth song. I've been listening to it a lot. And I'm like, hi, here we go again. What about WBAP?
I don't know what WBAP is. Who's what? Oh, damn. Oh, damn. That sounds good, man. Radio dad, radio dad. That's it. We're back. We're back. We're back.
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Well, that's what was kind of weird. What XM started to do that I noticed they started dedicating stations to bands like there was Grateful Dead radio, but then now there's like Pearl Jam radio. There's this is on series. You're saying serious XM. Yeah. Yeah. But these are,
these are bands curating bands, aren't they? Sometimes. Isn't that what the idea is behind it? It's like, we like this shit. There's a Springsteen channel. There was a great, there's one, there's one station that they rotate in like this month or this week. It's going to be all Bowie or all Linda Ronstadt. I'll just say mine, mine just stays on Margaritaville, baby. Come on. Get some. Yeah.
You're saying it's stuck? Yeah, it's stuck. My button is broke. It rained. My Jeep doesn't have a roof. Mine's just staying on Margarita. I can't figure it out. Lost the manual. Yeah, can't figure it out. Where is the closest? Is there a Margaritaville in California? Yes, there's one at the City Walk. I was wondering this this morning. Yeah, dude. Universal City Walk, baby. Hello. No, no. A resort. A resort. Not a resort. I want a vacation at Margaritaville, you know? Oh.
Like the sandals. Now, here's a real question. Get it in. Can we franchise Margaritaville? And build the resort. Because I think that is a thing that we can all invest. By the way. Yes. There was a Jimmy Buffett Margaritaville Broadway show, and I'm not kidding. I sent it to you. Yes, you're right. Oh, my God. Yeah.
It was off-Broadway. I think there's a Margaritaville everything. Yeah, well, he got it. I think we need to build the Margaritaville. Campbell's Chunky Margaritaville. Yummy. Hey, the Beach Boys, are they still a band? God.
Brian Wilson still sings it. Yeah, because they are playing when I enter the auditorium or whatever, because I'm the king of Mardi Gras. And when I enter the auditorium or whatever, the Beach Boys will be performing. And I'm like, oh, that's sick. But I was like, oh, I thought they like aren't.
I wonder if it's going to be Brian Wilson. I wonder if Brian Wilson is going to fucking sing, dude. Hey, I don't know. Well, that'll be sick if they are. Right. Because he kind of went AWOL. But then the other dude, Mike Post?
Mike Love. Mike Love and Bruce Johnson, Todd, is saying, are the only original members. Brian Wilson doing his own solo tours. Yeah, dude. Smile. I love me some Brian Wilson. And I think Mike Love's kind of went a little weird as well. Well, hell yeah. We'll get to meet him, Blake. Wait, isn't Mike Love...
Who's the basketball player last name Love? Who played on Kevin? Kevin Love. Isn't that his uncle, right? Is that true? Oh, yeah. I thought so. Hey, this is some tea. Hey, it is if Durst says it with his eyebrow furrowed. Right, right. I believe you. Yes, that is true. Okay, great. Yeah. Wow, that's crazy. I never knew that. Oh, my God.
Wow. Mind-blowing. Can you imagine being like, my uncle is a beach boy and I'm seven feet tall and I play professional basketball. So we all just kind of roll. Yeah. We just kind of do our thing. Yeah, that's right. Thanksgiving's cool. Thanksgiving's cool. Well, I hope, I hope, Durs, you just have a giant, a giant kid. You and me both. Yeah.
Oh, you giant fucked a giant. I hope your kids end up being fucking huge. Yeah. So they could be professional athletes. Like Alice in Wonderland, feet out the window style. Yeah, dude. Real big boys. Yeah, that'd be sick. Real big boys. I remember seeing that image as a kid and being like,
Whoa. You got turned on. Her leg is going out the fucking window and her head went out the chimney. Dude. Yeah. Yeah. When she eats that first fucking cookie or whatever. Yeah. Fucking sick. Smoke. Yeah. Dude. Alice in Wonderland was a trip, bro. When's the last time you put that one on? I need to dig that. Bro, I got kids. I put that shit on. Oh, yeah. I got kids. Do they fuck?
with it? Oh, that's a good one. Remember how many drugs used to be in children's cartoons? Fuck yeah, rip it up, kids. There used to be a lot of drugs in cartoons. There used to be a lot of drugs in cartoons. There's so many drugs in cartoons, they had to make the Ninja Turtles tell you not to do drugs. Oh! The turtles had to come out and be like, dude, just say no, it's not cool. Blake, you've got a tight 15 seconds. Ha ha ha!
Blake's ready for fucking stage. Guys, come out to the comedy store. I got a tight 15 seconds. Hey, come on over to my place. I'm backstage, Blake. Come through the curtain. Okay, you remember kids cartoons? There were so many drugs that the Ninja Turtles had to tell you not to do drugs. And there's the lights. And the lights on. And the lights on and that's my time. That's...
That's my time. That's always my favorite when standups like don't know how to wrap up their set. I mean, I've been I'm guilty of this, too, when they when they look up and they're like, oh, and that's my time. Thank you guys so much.
They don't finesse just one more minute, you're saying? Right, right. It's supposed to be like a taper down. Yeah, they don't just end on a laugh and say, thank you, good night. They're sort of like, well, fuck this. It's time to get off. That's my time. All right. Just go at the same time. I remember going to stand up a lot with Adam and learning protocol of the light with comedy. And what the light means is you have to get off stage, right? Yeah. And you know how comedians...
they try to make it real casual. They're talking and then they'll give like, just like the little head. But then bros will run the light and like the light will keep flashing them. So eventually like after like the third time they're like, no, I saw it. I saw it. But you know, the light guy wants to be then, then get the fuck off the stage too. Then get the fuck off stage. Dude, I know. I mean like,
Dude, there used to be comics that would come to the improv and just run it by like 15, 20 minutes. Where you're like, they're doing like a 15, 20 minute set and then they're up there for...
30, 40 minutes. And you're like, Jesus, wrap the fuck up. Because that means that every other comic is like. It's going to have a late bedtime. They get bummed. It's backed up. And then a lot of other comics have like gigs across town that they're trying to do both spots. And then it just fucks everything up. Gigs and ha-has. Adam, did you ever run? I can't remember if you ran the light at the improv. Did you ever do that job? Oh, yeah. Had to flash them. Oh, like actually. Yeah.
Yeah, I did. Like actually run the scheduling of the show and be like, bro, you got to get off. I did. I did for like a month. And there's a lot of great shows at the improv. Like a lot of it's like one of the best comedy clubs in the country. There's also some bad shows. And one of the bad shows I fell asleep during. Oh, boy. And it's my job to run the music and the.
So like comics on stage, it sucked. I was like probably a little hungover and I'm sitting there watching. It's my job to give him the light. And I straight up fell asleep. And it was like a more amateur style night because hence them sucking. So like the guy didn't have enough time to keep going. So he never got the light. So I guess he was like –
Okay, so... What do you want to talk about? Wow. And then they run over to me. They, like, shake me awake. And they're like, okay, you don't know. And you were having a crazy dream. To their credit, they didn't fire me. They were just like, all right, I guess back to answering the phones. You're banished. Back to the front door, bro. Damn. I love the idea of somebody always being like... Can I tell one more? Yeah.
Just one more. All right. Well, I guess I can't, guys. Thank you. Good night. Why don't they just play them off like an award show? Just start playing the music while their set's going. That's a good idea. Well, that has happened. Okay. Hold on. I've seen that happen before where a comic is going way too long and they'll just slowly turn on music, quiet, and then raise up the volume. Or Sandman. Just Sandman sweeps them off. Yeah, dude. Straight up the Apollo.
Yeah, it was people. People would get. But but also it's like. Right. You saw that was such a great job because you saw like. Yeah. Bring back the hook. Morning last. Certain people were at a certain level and then they would come in and they think they can run the light. They and they show no respect. Oh, like the politics. And then a few years later, their career dips a little bit. Right.
And they don't get the same spots that they used to. They don't get the same love at the club. But if they came and they just crushed... Don't push the light. And they did their time and they were polite to everyone, they would still get their spots. And it just showed like...
How like just being a good guy and not being a dickhead to everyone like kind of puts people ahead in this business and in life. Yeah. Do you get a little star by your name if you like run the light? Like do they start to be like, yo, this bro runs the light? No. No, but it's like no if you are the type of guy that just runs the light. But usually people that are running the light are having like a career moment. Yes. They're entitled to it. Where they're like it's happening. Where they're like hot.
So they're like, you know what? Fuck this. I don't, I shouldn't just be doing 20 minutes. I should do 40 minutes if I want to do 40 minutes. Yeah. The ego, man, the fucking ego, bro. Yeah. The ego. It'll bite you, baby. It gets in the way. It does. But that was a cool job, dude.
just learning that so early on and just going like being like 20 years old when I worked there, 2021, 22 and just being like, Oh yeah. Like you really saw like ebbs and flows and how quickly that can happen. Yeah. Just people's shit cools off real quick. Yeah. Good perspective when you're coming up. Like, like who, like who Blake? Um, who was the guy who said he liked the smell of cookies. That guy was hell of funny. And then I never saw him again.
Dov. Dov Davidoff. Yeah, dude. That guy was hella funny. Cookies? Oh, well, he did fine for a long time. Where'd he go? I haven't seen him in a long time. He did okay. He did all right. And he moved to New York, and I think he's still doing the same material. Right.
Oh, that's interesting. Would you say he's a comics comic or what would you say about him? I think he's super, super funny, but just it didn't ever write anything else. Like he wrote his like hour and then just stuck to that. Wow. So then you can get like, yeah, because you could fall into like, I don't want to do anything new.
I don't have anything new. Yeah, because he crushes with that. Right. But then like after, I mean, it's been like 15 plus 20 years that he's doing the same type of stuff. Maybe he still likes the smell of cookies. And maybe he's doing different stuff now. But I mean, there for a while, I knew that that was the case with him specifically. And he is very, very funny. And I hope he is writing new stuff because he's a crusher.
Yeah. Total character. I love his whole steez. Wait, who was the guy who opened for us at Comedy Cocktail who played the guitar, who just had a set? Oh, yeah. The tightest set that would crush no matter what, no matter where. Henry Phillips. Yes. Henry Phillips was a very funny, still is probably. Haven't seen him forever. Oh, what were his songs? Do you guys remember his songs? I can't remember. I also can't remember. I probably has seen. I know that it went redheaded. Nah.
There's a 100% guarantee that Blake has a CD somewhere. I could dust it off. I'll burn it for you, dude. Even though I have no CD, CD ROM, but I got an external. He had the joke where he was like in bed with his girlfriend and he was like, he's like, tell me what you like. And she was like, I like when people do this. And he was like, people, people.
Like how many people? Yeah. Hey guys, like I said, crush it. Well, that's one of my favorite Jeff Ross jokes that made me laugh so hard where he goes, yeah, so I got a date with a porn star and she says, well, I have to work Tuesday. So how about Wednesday? And he goes, how about Monday? Yeah. So good. Yeah.
Yeah. That's good. Hey, let's end on that. Yeah. Hey, I say, what if our podcast is us doing other people's stand-up jokes?
It's kind of an angle. Yeah. It's kind of cool. Other people's jokes. The appreciators. This is Mencia. Burn! I am... I'm getting a little itchy, though. I've been asked to get up and do stand-up lately, and I'm... It's been a...
long while since I've done it since my special I really I haven't gotten back up since then that was pre-covid so now I'm now that I have some time on my hands I'm gonna hop back into the stand-up world yes that's awesome you got some pandemic material yeah yeah it's fun that's great oh so much so much pandemic I haven't even been to the clubs I bet
they were overrun by pandemic material where audiences were like, Jesus Christ, I'm here to get away from thinking about the pandemic. And every comic just goes on stage and talks about it for 20 minutes. You know, dip right back into your love for life, Adam. And I think you're going to have some winning jokes out there, baby. Yeah.
Are you hitting the note? Gorilla ass fart? Just do some gorilla ass fart and let's go. Dude, dust off the classics. I like the classics. Play the hits, dude. I'm here to see Gorilla. I'll probably write some new ones. I'm here to see some Juicy Couture shit. Juicy! I want new material. I want some new divine material. I'll be there. Thanks, Kyle. Even when you're working it out, I'll be there to watch you work that shit out. That's my favorite part of watching you do it.
Oh, yeah. Splinter dick. Don't be gay. You still doing that one? The fumbling? Yeah, do splinter dick. No, that was a real, or that was one of my first bits, I would say. You know what I mean? That was, what was the bit exactly? It was like a gay guy. Oh, no. I'm going to go. No, it was Benji. Yeah, yeah.
Is this part of one of your take backs? No, it was like a guy trying to spot a guy bench pressing and he's like, yeah, don't be gay, dude, as he's like teabagging his eye socket and like doing all this super gay stuff. He's like, suck my dick, don't be gay. Hey.
It was an early... It was an early... It's a strong premise. An early bit, yeah. Yeah, early. It was an early bit. It's been finessed. A very homophobic man that is obviously very closeted. Right. That's the joke. Or not. Not that closeted. Which is my life. Hey!
That's another episode. Hey, man, I just want to take back that I said B-Rabbit was Eminem's character. Yo, I know 8 Mile, and I just like, bro, I know 8 Mile. No, you don't, evidently. Who was it? Wasn't he B-Rabbit? Wait, he was B-Rabbit. What are you talking about? Yeah. Eminem was B-Rabbit.
b-rabbit no that's cheddar bob his friend is cheddar bob his friend was b-rabbit no he is b-rabbit because he's white like a rabbit his friend is cheddar okay adam i would like an apology immediately because i've been eating away at my soul oh my god okay well then i i evidently don't know eight mile which i'm fine with dude uh now you have another take back
Well, I'm sorry that I hopped on making fun of you for not knowing 8 Mile. Wow, man. But... But what? Apologies never have but in them. That's true. That's a therapy thing, bro. That's a fucking therapy thing. You backed up so... You immediately retreated. Because I offended you. No, no. You...
Wait, you're going to take back your apology because he immediately retreated and decided not to fight you? Whoop-lap. No, I'm saying that Blake needs to stand up for himself. He needs to stand up for himself. Well, I need to do a lot of things. I need to throw out fucking 4,000 CDs too, but whatever. We'll work on you next time, okay? This is important!
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