Ep 134: These Guys Are Aggressively Uninformed
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Hey, we're talking steak, we're talking knives, we're talking engines. Now this is finally important, baby. And that gets you hard, for real. No joke, that gets you hard. There's a goddamn sea lion in my Corvette. The flamboyance is when I fucking fart fire when I pass you, dude. That's my flamboyance. Buckle up. Let's go! Let's go!

What up? What up? Do not stop. Let's go. Rip it, Blake. Wheel. Let's go. Fucking rip it, Blake. Dunk it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. I don't know when it's going to come out, but Ders and I are going to do celebrity family feud against each other next week. Dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun, dun. What? That's cool. Yeah, dude. Yeah. The family's coming in town. Diaries.

Oh, really? Oh, really? Yeah. Celebrity family feud with Steve Harvey, homie. Wait, your family. How are you not hitting naked grandma? I don't know. Yeah, that's good. Okay, cool. Yeah, he doesn't know. Hey, release your expectations from my boy. Yeah, I'm flabbergasted. Maybe it would be. Okay, you're right. It's on the nose. It's on.

the nose. Yeah. Naked grandma. Thank you. It's going to be awesome. Naked grandma. I thought it was like your celebrity family. Like you guys are on the same family. No, no, no, no, no. It's we are the celebrities, Kyle. Hi, I'm Adam. This is Anders. Hi. Anders home household name. And then it's our family. Kyle's right. I'm a stand up for him. They usually do like cast of shows. Now they do the whole cast, but you guys are actually bringing on your family members famous enough to bring on our

Our family, yeah. Yes, we're that famous, dude. That is so cool. I don't give a fuck if you're famous enough or not. I just want to understand what the fuck is going on. I didn't say it because I thought you would care or wouldn't. I'm just saying that's how famous we are. Do you love it? Well, I didn't know they fucking did that. We were talking about the other night, and maybe you were too fucking stoned, dude, but-

Damn, son. Where'd you find this? I don't know. Maybe I wasn't there. Maybe I left because I had a job to do. Yeah, I think you had. I think you had left. What is going on with you this week? Dude, you're bullying me. Chilling. I know what happened. You're bullying me. I know what happened. What happened? This week, it's like you're bullying from last week's episode. I know why Kyle's acting like this. Why? Jealous.

No. I wish it was that easy. What is it, bitch? Why? He's a bitch. He ate meat. Oh, I know. He has fucking, he has meat anger. What? You ate meat, dude? I did, I did, I did. Pizza, pizza. I had fucking chicken, bro. I had chicken. He ate meat, bro. He's eating flesh. Oh, shit.

Why? Goodbye. I was hungry. I was hungry, dude. Because it's delicious. The fact that you're vegetarian seems like a total WAPAP to me. No. And not a good way. And not a good way. It's not a WAPAP. And I'm pescatarian. I'm a pescatarian. Right. It's a naked grandma. Yeah. And not in a bad way. Naked grandma! I am a pescatarian. Okay. I eat the fish. Okay? Okay. Okay.

Not chicken of the sea. Dude, literally I've never heard you say that before. You always say that you're vegetarian. You're like making up new rules. But yeah, okay. Listen, I was at the GLAAD Awards. Heard of it. Hungry as fuck. This is the way. Right. Winning. Go. I guess I didn't put in my order beforehand because I didn't even know it was a dinner. Okay. So I was very hungry. What'd you ask? Grateful that it was a dinner. Okay. But then here comes the dish.

chicken on top of rice oh my god so the rice you could have i ate the rice yeah i'm so confused like what why don't you eat chicken or why wouldn't you have eaten chicken for the last 10 years and what was going on that made you eat it that night

He's the best. I was hungry. He is established. He was hungry. Okay, I was very hungry. I know, but like... I didn't have any options. Hey, man. That's all it took was one night for you to be hungry? Why that night? Well, it was a special night. Glad. Yeah. I was glad. It was a special night. It's about embracing...

Was somebody like, if you don't eat that chicken, you hate gay people? Or what happened? It's inclusion. You know what? No, it was all on my own. I did it all on my own volition. I was willing. And I kind of was like, is this going to taste...

The same as it did when I was a kid. The last time I had it, you know? You had chicken not that long ago. I actually don't know how long it is. I have to do the math. I guess it's like, what, maybe five years or something. And you won't be able to. You won't be able to. There's no way. No, I'm horrible with calendars, Adam.

You're going to call me on whatever number I do. It's going to be wrong because I'm bad at that shit. It will be wrong. He's always so bad. I watched an interview the other night. I was so stoned and saw like a Rick Glassman podcast on YouTube and it was Kyle. And I was like, oh shit. So I clicked on it and it was old and it was somehow in my feed. And I watched like 20 minutes of it. And he goes, Rick goes, so when do workaholics come out?

Was it 09? Not when it came out. As you guys probably know, 2011. And he goes, Kyle goes, yeah.

Yeah, man. 2009. That's right. And then he kept doubling and tripling down on it. He's like, 2009. That's right. Yeah. 2009. That's right. That whole shit is like a little bit foggy for me. But I do think it was 2016 that I didn't have meat. I think I stopped. I think I stopped in 2016. Wait, why did you stop? Why did you stop?

I think I just was like, I was interested in it, just trying it. And then it just was like, I'm just going to keep doing this and see how long I can survive. And then, and then you decided at the GLAAD Awards to just kick that Kyle in the face and eat chicken because you're hungry. Yeah. Well, it was, I think it's been a sliding scale because I had fish for the first time at Adam's bachelor party at the Ozarks. And I was like, and I had been craving fish and we went out to that dinner and I was like, let me get some fucking fish, dude. Like, let me get it. Yeah.

I remember that. Yeah, that was exciting. That seemed like the right thing to do. Yeah, it was fucking great. We all had our shirts off and you're like, now's the time I eat fish. Right, right. I'm going wild. So Kyle, maybe perhaps you saw people living their truths and you were like, whoa. Don't please. Like maybe. Don't please live your truth. Not the truth. Maybe I have been denying myself myself.

You're a carnivore at heart. My God. There's your audio clip. I mean, that's big. That's big. I would love to go eat steaks with you, Kyle. Let's go to Mousseau and Frank's. That would be a very fun dinner for us to share. I know. And I'm like, I'm curious about it. And if you want to back out, they have great sides there, too. You can get the mashed potato. You can get the mac and cheese, the potato salad, whatever you want.

Here's the thing I will suggest, Kyle, since you've been out of the game for so long, and I'm guessing, what, you had like a breast of chicken or something? A breast. It was like, yeah, I had like half a breast. A little.

I had a nipple. I had a chicken nipple. You freezed. Oh, so it was only a nip. It wasn't even a full titty? No, it was like a couple. It wasn't a full. I didn't lick the bone or anything. I cut the pieces off. String or no string? No chicken string. The cause of diarrhea. So it wasn't a breast. You said there's pieces. Diarrhea. So you technically barely didn't even eat chicken if you're not even having a string. Yeah.

Yeah, so you kind of bitched out, dude. What do you mean? Wait, why did I bitch out now? What happened? Because you didn't even eat a string. You didn't even eat the string, dude. Oh, I didn't eat the string. Yeah. Yeah, my bad. My bad. This is not news. This is what I would do if I were you. I would jump all the way in the fire. Like, why don't you get, like, steak, get a cheese steak. Just pitch that. I'm saying get your whole tummy gurgling guts. So you get the most, like, epic, like.

like steak, steak shit. And then you might go, you know what? I'm off of it again. And then you're, you could be off it again for eight years. Exactly. Exactly. And do you guys think it should just be like a thing he does once or something? Or do you think it should be like, yo man, Thanksgiving ball out, eat everything on Thanksgiving and Christmas. And then I think it's going to end up being that, uh,

I don't know that it's going to be like... What was your reason to go vegetarian or pescatarian or whatever the hell you just said? What was the reasoning? Didn't he say already? Well, he said he just wanted to try it, but then he just... He did try it. And then I kept going.

I kept going. And I just also, for whatever reason, I saw... But if there's not like a real, like, I looked into the eyes of a cow and said never again, then... Well, there was some Netflix documentaries going around at that time that were like the business of meat and stuff like that. And I remember like going into that and like being like, oh God, what's going on? Yeah. Yeah. It's really disturbing. Yeah. Yeah. That shit, I saw a lot of clips. I love that Adam for sure would watch that and be like...

We got to have some steaks tonight, babe. Yeah, I would eat a steak and watch that. Absolutely. I refuse to watch those kind of docs because I know how terrible it is and it would just ruin everything for me and I'd just eat corn. Yeah. Yeah, I think I decided to like pull out just to like not vote for that

type of industry anymore, I guess. You know, like I was like, I'm not. I like that. Until the GLAAD Awards and you just said fuck it all. Yeah, that's when you, yeah. Dude, it was, yeah, whatever. Eight years later, I'm like, I'm hungry. I've had fish. I eat fish a ton. What's chicken compared to fish? Fuck that chicken. Yeah. What was better? Did you like chicken or the fish more?

Because I think you had salmon at the bachelor party, if I remember correctly. I have salmon all the time now. I'm a fish guy. I love salmon. Now you're back on it. He's a fucking grizzly bear. I love salmon, yeah. Me too. Me too, Kyle. That's too bad. You should see how they fish salmon. It's fucking brutal. It's terrible what they do to salmon. Those hatcheries or whatever? I know. Well, any of this shit is kind of fucked up. Do they trick the salmon right before they kill it? They go, hey, how are you? You're going to live forever. Yeah.

Get the fuck over here. You're going to start a family. Dude, so I get salmon. I meal prep salmon. I get three pounds once every week or so. Get up. A whole school. And I bought this super expensive kind one time, and the guy was telling me, he's like, oh, skanook salmon. It's caught wild. It's beautiful. It's off the coast of...

of British Columbia. And he gave me this whole spiel about how great it is. And then I went and cooked it and it's just as good as the like cheap salmon. And now I go back and he's like, my skanook guy. And I'm like, uh, uh, actually I'll take the dirt, dirt, salmon, the cheap shit that was in the fishery that, uh, for sure.

There's my skanook guy. Get the checkbook out, baby, because I got you today. I got you. And then I'm like, no, I'll take the $8.99 a pound. And I'll throw in a little caviar for you, right? Come on. And then I'm like, no, definitely not any of that stuff. The real cheap stuff where they for sure have the fish in little cages. Right.

I'll take the fish sticks. I love a good fish stick. Very good. We know you. Okay, well, that's awesome, Kyle. So are you going to go down the road of like, we should go to, here's what we should do. Find the absolute best.

Best steakhouse In the country Okay What's rated number one It takes months to get in We'll try to We'll try to narrow it down Can our producers Look into that real quick please Our producers look at like The top five steakhouses In the country We'll slice a few cuts Of the Wagyu Yeah I want a fucking like Six ounce little Six eight ounce I want to start like that You know what I mean Six eight ounce Little filet baby Yeah

Say it slower. Well, that would be a perfectly eight ounces, a proper steak. That's not a small dog. A six ounce is kind of a tiny little steak. Six ounces is a little small, but eight ounces. I like that. When I stopped eating meat, I was at the six ounce fillet. Hang on a second. Six ounces is small? Six ounces is small now. That is pretty. Six ounces is pretty small. Is it? I would say.

Yeah. Last I checked. That's not bad. Here it is. What is this? This is the best steakhouses? What state do you think it's in? I mean, I would say Texas. But also, it's got to be shipped from Japan. I would say. But it's not anymore. Because Nebraska is like, oh, we have the best beef. But then you go to the super nice steakhouse in L.A. or New York, and you're like, this is just...

really good. And it's not any better in Omaha just because the meat is from... But is it from... Is the meat from there? Yeah. Either you have diarrhea or you don't. Thank you. The American Cut. Cut in Beverly Hills? The Cut Steakhouse in Tribeca is number one on this list. American Cut. Is that the film festival? American Cut. Never been there. Where is that? Well, that Tribeca is a location in New York City. And...

You've been there. And American Cut Steakhouse is apparently one of the top ones. There's none of these motherfuckers in California. I'm also on another list and

And this is a number one, and it's also in New York. It's called Peter Luger Steakhouse. That's given number one. Oh, for sure. Well, Peter Luger is a classic old steakhouse. I wouldn't say it's going to be the best cut of meat you've ever had in your life. Right. Fun steakhouse. It's very old. I've been to the number 10 here. Compare it to Ruth's, Chris.

My steak boys. I've been here to St. Elmo's Steakhouse in Indianapolis when Wisconsin went to the championships. Hello. And it was good. It was good. They're famous for the shrimp cocktail. Shrimp cocktail. Isaac's giving us other info. The cut in Beverly Hills, he's saying, is number one in St. Elmo's Steakhouse in Indianapolis, which I've never been to. I've been to the cut. And I try to go to the best steakhouse in any city that I'm in because I'm a red-blooded American like that.

I used to do that too. I like doing that. The cause of diarrhea. Yeah. But yeah. So would you go, Kyle, with us to have, we'll get a tiny filet of their highest quality steak and you see if you enjoy that. Would you do that? I'm going to say right now, I'm going to sit here and I'm probably betraying a lot of arugulaids out there, but I'm going to say maybe. Okay. You know what I mean?

I love that, dude. Okay, this is huge. And I'm so excited to go with you. I would love to bring you back to the meat side of things. I don't think I'm going to exploit this in any way. I think I'm going to treat it as a treat. You know what I mean? Like, it's going to be... Use all the buffalo. Yeah, it's going to be something that's few and far between, at least starting, but I don't see why I should deny myself any longer. Just find your truth, as Blake would say. And then just a little sipper of...

The finest whiskey in the land. I know, I know, right? Yeah, just use it as a treat. A little treat. That's what these guys are going to give me. Maybe a little red wine. Hey, well, you know what pairs nice with a steak? It's just a little red wine. Crack. Just a little red wine. Oh, boy. Just a little crack. And then for fun, I don't know, you shotgun a dozen beers. Yeah.

It's light. And then we go out to like a cool dive bar. Yeah, then get in your car, man. And you just have one pint of a light lager. It's light. And then we go shoot machine guns. Get in your car. The Tesla drives itself. It's all good. Come on, man. This is 40. Maybe I got a bunch of needles full of something. I don't know. We give it a shot. Pun intended. Yeah, we give it a shot. We ride the crystal ship. Come on.

Shoot them up? It's just a little taste, little taste. We throw on some Doors records and we just have a fucking guy's night out. We can all sit there and just like, OD, baby. Let's get it. I don't know. Yeah, man. Fentanyl? We don't have to die. We don't have to die.

Well, that'd be fun, Kyle. That would really be fun. I would love to OD with you if you're going to get back into things. If you were going to do it. Yeah, we don't have to die. We just have to OD. Yeah. But we'll start with just a really, really, really good steak. I would love to go to dinner with you guys. I had a great time. We watched basketball over at our friend at Tiba's house the other night. Yeah. Weeks ago. It was great time seeing each other. Yeah. Uh,

And I would love to do that again when Kyle's in town. Let's go to like a really nice steakhouse. And if you decide to bail and go, I want the spring salad. Yep. So be it. So be it. Cream spinach. Adam, I may come down and visit you maybe tomorrow. All right. I'm already salivating over here. Do not come.

Yeah, maybe we take the boat to a nice steakhouse. Blake, where did we go? This is years ago now, but me and Blake and Etton, I think you guys were invited and couldn't make it, but we went to like Lucy's Steakhouse and like the bread was off the chain. Oh, it's always the bread. The bread was very good. But the steak there was very good. And they come up with the box of knives and you select your knife. Yes. I feel like we haven't even talked about this here on This Is Important. Steak Talk. Steak Talk.

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Dude, I got these Japanese steak knives for Christmas. Oh, knife talk. I like this. That shit's important. I think they're called Kyoto, I believe. Okay. It's unreal how they, you're like, oh my God. It's like, it gets me. Really hard. What? They're sharp? Who cares? It gets me hard when I slice into the meat man. It's truly an unreal experience. You slice into the meat man? Who was the meat man?

The meat man. And that gets you hard for real? No joke? That gets you hard? I mean, honestly, I'm like so excited to eat the steak. And a lot of it has to do with the cutting of, and I slice it into tiny little slivers. This is some Dexter shit. It's incredible. This is some Dexter shit, dude. It truly is. Do these knives, when they come pre-sharpened, like how many times have you had to sharpen them?

No, it's a fucking rock, dude. Wait a second. So when you buy knives, they come pre-sharpened? Fuck, Adam. Unbelievable. This guy's got it all. I'm saying like most knives cut very well if sharpened properly, right? Like what? It's just. Don't you think they show up sharp? You don't have to. I'll go get the box. Wait. Well, I'm like, what makes a good

knife a good knife. I don't fuck it. I don't I'm not a knife guy. We've established this. Well, I'll start with it's sharpened when you get it. Blake's like, wait, so you don't have to open the little plastic thing and pull out the napkin first and the salt and pepper and then you pull the knife out. How much do these knives cost? These Kyoto's? I bet they're extremely expensive, right? Of course. So then you can bet your ass they're coming sharp. Adam's coming. But what are you paying for once they get once these motherfuckers get

Can you ever sharpen them to the point where they cut like the time you got them out of the box? I'm sure you got to take it to a guy. Okay, so I was completely wrong. It's not Kyoto. I think that must be another brand that I didn't get. It's Gyozo. It's Shun, and here's the box. Okay. Shun. Damn!

Okay. Adam cuts himself and dies on Pod Live. Yeah. Oh, my God. My wrist. That got me good, Odell. So you can whip it around. Oh, that got me good. Okay. Those look cool. They look nice. Yeah. Those are beautiful. Yeah. Beautiful. Beautiful.

right can you hold them up to the to the cam a little bit yeah we'll do we'll do can we see the hilt is that what we call a knife a hilt oh yeah well that's the no the hills where you grab it i believe or where you i think that's the hilt woof adam's a knife guy so they have kind of like little dents it looks like it's been through like a hailstorm or something that's kind of cool yeah it's called uh what is that called it's like those cups for moscow mules tempering yeah like yeah yeah yeah

Adam

Adam's like, I don't know. It cuts the steak. Yeah, I don't know exactly anything. It cuts the steak. I have no idea. Those are probably hard to sharpen. But they're fucking gorgeous. They're so nice. So to circle back to where Blake was going. Thank you. Go ahead. How do you sharpen them to get them as sharp as when they arrive, which is a new concept? Assuming that they're sharp. I thought it was like pencils. I thought it was like pencils. You buy them. They're not sharpened yet. You put them in the sharpener. Well, they...

I mean, I haven't had to do anything like that because they're so high quality. So I've used them, you know, I've used them a few dozen times and they've been, they've been great every time. So I haven't had to. I can't stop eating. And also, I don't think Adam knows how to sharpen knives. I don't think he knows. No, I'll tell you how. You take the, you take the, the, that long stick thing and then you go, shh.

But is that going to get it where it's at? No, Adam, you know what you should do? Whetstone? You got a whetstone? I led you guys on a little wild goose chase, but what you really do is you go to your nearest farmer's market and there's usually...

a knife sharpener there and they will get your knives real nice for you real nice but okay they get these kyoto sharp shun shun shun shun shun shun shun kyoto would they get these zip it could they could they get there or would they be like would they turn it away like oh no of course like i know like you have to send this respectfully i say i can't uh

So it looks like you send them back in when you want them sharpened. I think they're going to sharpen it. Exactly. Because you are going to take a fucking Ferrari to Jiffy Lube or whatever, right? You got to go back to Ferrari and say, lube it up for $3,000. Yeah, you want to do that. You want to do that. Yeah. It looks like you send them it because they're pretty expensive. I think with a cheaper knife, you could just take matters in your own hands. But with these, you don't want to fuck it up. Jesus, Adam, what?

With a cheaper knife, you take matters into your own hands. Adam defines defense class. Buy three DVDs. Get one free. You're going to want $900 knives. Shun. Yeah, dude. I'm saying treat yourself to a set of Shun for a birthday or Christmas gift. Someone's looking to get you something kind of nice. I'm in the market. I'm in the market. I need new knives. I'm in the market. Mine are getting a little. Do we have a TII discount code?

I wish, dude. They don't give a shit about us. They're Shun, baby. Shun could give one. Yeah, my hilts are fucked up. I feel like... Shun don't give a fuck. I feel like Shun's gonna send us some knives and they're just gonna disappear somehow, just like the smooch. What the fuck happened? Never had it, never got it. Oh, God. Dude, I got smooch. You got it? Yeah, just...

I don't know how it just appeared in my house in Hollywood and I have it now. Wow. I did not try it. Okay. Must be nice. Yeah, but it's, I got a bunch of them. They gave me like 10 or something. Oh, nice. Okay. Yeah, it's a WPAP. 10 whole cans. I can't wait. WPAP, WPAP.

Yeah. That sounds delicious. For sure, the biggest promotion they've ever gotten and you got 10 whole cans. Nice. Yeah. That's huge. Seven months later. That's all you need. They showed up. I'm angry. I'm angry. I went in so hard. Well, you know who took yours, dude, is Isaac. Isaac keeps stealing all of our stuff and giving it to his children. That's what's happening. There's smooch. Listen. Well, whatever these. Yeah, these.

definitely the tunnels the tunnels are kind of not really burrowed yet they're going they're stopping somewhere because it's not making its way they're getting intercepted yeah he likes to drink them after water polo practice i'm like where is my spongebob squatty potty i don't know i don't

No, Isaac. Oh, you never got the squatty potty? Oh, you never got yours? Mine showed up in like seven hours. It showed up so fast. Yeah, I think Isaac's fucking... Yeah, I have mine. I just need to build it. I need to build mine. Build yours? You have to build the squatty potty? What? Yeah, mine came in pieces. I need to screw it all together. Oh. Mine's a bamboo one. Oh, that's not a squatty potty. No, mine was fully squatty potty. Yeah, it's one piece. Wow. Wait, does squatty potty not come sharpened? No.

Yours were not sharpened. My squatty potty did not come sharpened. Yeah. We were talking about this a little bit. I think I don't love the squatty potty because I keep tripping over the squatty potty. Wait, what? And I have it tucked underneath the toilet. But like the other night I went in and it's like 4 a.m. I'm trying to take a piss.

you know, in the middle of the night. And I like, I go to like, you know, cause I sit down when I pee. I would say 90% of the time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good for you. Yes. That's good. Good for you. Love, love it. Love taking a load off. Weird, wild stuff.

I don't. Yeah, I'm into that. I don't subscribe to that. I ate shit so hard back into the toilet. Like I fucking hurt myself. Like I clipped my heel on the squatty potty and then just ate shit. This isn't a squatty potty issue. This is not a squatty potty issue. This is just an awareness issue, dude. You need to be more aware of what's in your room and maybe get some. Sounds like somebody's got some squatty potty stock. But if the squatty potty wasn't there, I would have.

just sat down on the toilet instead of clipping my heel on a thing that shouldn't be there why don't you just get night vision goggles and put them on when you go to the party that's true why don't I should night vision I think I know Adam's take back today why don't I get just night vision goggles Kyle night vision night vision when you wake up in the middle of the night might be sick okay that might be sick

So you're saying Adam, when he wakes up and has to take a piss, should reach over to his nightstand, put on night vision goggles. Strap on night vision goggles. Like it's fucking Silence of the Lambs. Like this is a Tom Clancy novel. And this isn't even for Adam. Rainbow Six, in my opinion, is just trying to drain his six.

Or seven. This isn't even just for Adam anymore. This is like, I'm curious as to what the most low profile, what's the most low profile night vision goggles out there? And it's probably not crazy. They're probably like glasses. I'm sure there's like a good Fox News commercial where you can get those where it's like, for $7.99, you can see your enemies in your backyard. When the energy goes out, when the power.

Right. When the grid collapses, you're going to need this. When your knives aren't sharpened. I want them. Have your knives sharpened and your night vision charged because it's almost the end. War is upon us. I want them. I want this. I want this bad. Yeah.

Hook it up. Yeah. I mean, in life, I think I would like night vision goggles because that's kind of sick. Fuck yes. Kyle. But just to go to the bathroom on a regular night, I think that's a little much. That's your opinion. What I try to do is I try to be asleep the whole way. Oh, sure. That's that night night juice. I like to basically get there, not turn on a light, piss, sitting down. I still keep my eyes closed, try not to think of anything because then if the mind gets racing, then you can't go back to bed.

Right, right, right, right. No, I get that. Then next thing you know, you're night hiking. Yeah. It gets crazy. Yeah, Kyle, I found them. Oh, really? What about heat vision goggles? Would that be better for you in this situation, Adam? What is that? Does that help? I'm just trying to help. Is that at night, though? Yeah, I don't know. Can you do that at night? I want to see my pee-pee in heat vision. Oh, good.

I think you're going to notice that it's really hot down there. What's the hottest color? Blue or red or yellow? Right? Is it blue? I don't know. Or blue is cold. I want to say infrared is probably the hottest. Or no, it's yellow. It's the hottest. Dude, I don't know how heat vision works, okay? I don't know. That's interesting. Probably.

I got to throw Predator on real quick. Oh, my God. I want to say infrared is not that hot, right? Infrared is not. I think you would see red. I would guess that you... Is it infrared or is it heat vision? It's heat vision. I thought they were all connected. I don't know. Well, they might all be connected. They're all goggles. What is this sign? And there's Terminator vision and there's Predator. Hey, guys, like and subscribe for us on YouTube. And...

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Guys, go buy some of the shit we talk about, please. This is really hitting home. Kyle, I'm trying to put this link in the chat because I found $45 night vision glasses. That's what I'm talking about. And they are fucking cool. Thank you. But the normal price for a good pair of night vision goggles is $7,000. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Yeah, for the real shit. It looks like...

Yellow's the hottest. Oh, good. Yellow's the hottest, everyone. Yellow's the hottest. Red is second hottest. Red is not, not, not, not, not. What does this even mean? Red, yellow is the hottest. What does that even mean? I don't know. If you've got heat vision goggles, right? If you have heat...

vision goggles. So if I'm wearing a yellow t-shirt? No, no, no, no, no. Oh my god. No, no. If you're seeing, if you put on the goggles, it color codes. Wait, wait, let's see where he goes. Okay. And then what do you think? Well, I don't understand like what you're wearing heat vision goggles. If you're wearing yellow, you're super hot. Which also, why would you ever wear heat vision goggles? If you're hunting and you want to see animals. If you want to see behind a rock. If you're an alien from another planet, you're hunting humans.

Yeah. Or maybe if you're trying to like, see if something's hot, like a, like water or something. Like if your cock is hot at night. Yeah. Yeah. Don't you kind of hover your hand close to it and don't touch it. And if heat or is radiating. What if you can't get that close though? Something,

What if you can't get close? Why can't you? Wait, Adam, you don't want heat vision goggles? Like, if you're in SEAL Team 6 and you're, like, walking around, you want to see where, like, the hot bodies are, you can just go click, click, click. If you're trying to find the nearest Hooters... See, no, dude, because I'll be... I don't need that shit. I'll just be...

be all stacked up with shun steak knives and I'll slice and dice any fool that comes my way. Okay, fair enough. Yeah, but no, Adam, Adam, you're going to want these. You're going to want these and I'll tell you how they work. Okay. The yellow is the hottest. So you see a body, you look at me with heat vision goggles on, I'm hot. I'm a hot object. Yeah, you are. You run hot. You eat!

Yeah, my, I will be yellow. Your breath. I think I will. My breath will be yellow. My, my, I think that's how it works. Way to button it up there, Kyle. Your dick's like purple. Hot, hot, hot, hot. You got the coldest cock in the business. Why is your dick purple? Yeah. Why is your dick purple, dude?

Your dick is so cold. I mean, it probably is. Yeah, you could count on me. We find out that a long time ago, Kyle had a corpse's penis attached to him. Isn't that what we did on the show? You got a dead dick. Yeah, Kyle does. Yeah. Oh, man. Kyle, I hate to say this, but your dick is dead.

There's no blood flow. Zero life down there. That's not good. That's not good. Oopsies. That's a way out.

But isn't that how we found the fucking like Brooklyn, Brooklyn, the Boston Marathon bombers? Yes. This is when you found out that like we got shit we're not talking about. Yes. When they were flying over the city, they're like, everyone go the fuck home. We're looking for these people. Boston, be strong. Everybody went home. I thought the fat cop found it. No, they flew things over the city with heat vision and saw these dudes sleeping.

hiding underneath the tarp of a boat. Oh, that's right. I remember. And they were like, got him. And I was like, oh. From like a helicopter. Those shits were powerful. So that's a camera. That's a camera. Heat vision camera. Yes, heat vision. Sorry. No, I'm just. Goggles. Yeah, Kyle had to just kind of stop the podcast. He's trying to trap us.

That's real quick. What did I do? What did I do now? Well, he's a director. He wants the camera. He wants the camera. What did I do now? I was imagining goggles. Yes, Kyle, it is a camera. Yeah, I'm just clarifying. What did I do now? I don't know what you did. I don't know. But anyway, we're talking about why would you use them? And it was dope. You find them to find fucking criminals. Yeah, it's fucking sick. If you're an average criminal, you don't have to worry about that. If you're just doing some...

some grab and go, some smash and grabs. They're not going to bust out the heat cameras for you. Okay. Like you got to do something really dastardly. You got to be like a fucking marathon bomber. But imagine...

kyle with his fucking night vision spectacles yeah if you do a smash and grab at the nordstrom's kyle's gonna strap on those goggles and come look at you go find your ass dude i found him hey he's right here he's under this boat look at kyle is in another world right now i'm purchasing these these these goggles there's a picture of you kyle oh man these are sick i mean that i stayed up all night for that shit

You stayed up all night for what shit? For the marathon bombing to catch those dudes. Because it was like on. Oh, that was some of the most intense television ever. I stayed up and Twitter was like, did you see this shit? They're doing that. That was my first like, I don't know. Has there been another Twitter? Like everybody's fucking on there following something to the wee hours of the night. Yeah. When Workaholics first came out. Yeah.

Of course, of course. Yes, it's workaholics and the Boston bombing. Yeah, workaholics Wednesdays and the Boston marathon bombing. Give me a hell yeah! Seminal Twitter hurricane. Something that was happening where... What? What's the question? Sorry, I was distracted. I never go on Twitter. I go on Twitter like... I mean, this was 10 years ago, right? Yeah.

I never look at it. I went on. I never have really. I like to go on to be like, who is still on here? Like, I mean, we've talked about this, but people are on there like still like delivering 12 tweets a day of like comedy heat. Well, I thought you were a Twitter guy. Like every once in a while,

You know, I just kind of look at shit every once in a while, but like I'm never participating. Nice, dude. But I thought you were a Twitter guy. You're not. You've backed off the Twitter. Me? I mean, yes. I would say I was into Twitter 10 years ago or eight years ago, but now... You don't like a lawn? Yeah, that's what it is. Ugh. Ugh.

No, actually, I don't care about that. People are like, he's letting anybody say anything, and now it's like the worst thing in the world. It's like, people are going to say stuff anyway. Don't you want to know what people are saying so you can be like, that guy sucks. Isn't that the whole concept of transparency and knowing who's being shitty? Okay. Pauly, baby, here we go. Yeah, I don't know. It is weird. Who gives a shit? Who gives a shit? Fuck it!

Who gives a shit who says what? It's about giving hate speech a platform or whatever. That's what it is. But isn't that how you air people out and go, whoa, that guy's a fucking moron. I agree. Hate speech has always been allowed a platform, right? Always. Like you're allowed. No. Aren't you allowed to like say what you want? Wait, Blake knows. Blake, when was it? Blake knows. I can't remember personally, but when was it though? I don't know. No, hate speech is not allowed in America.

The United States of America, I believe they tear down like if you have a like hate speech website or anything, the government takes that down. Right.

But I mean like speech. I'm talking actual speech. I'm talking about like. No, dude, it's freedom of speech. You could say whatever you know. There are certain things. There are certain things. No, I believe hate speech. There are laws against hate. Are there really? I hate speech. I think if it's inciting violence. Yeah. But if you are just like, I hate like I'm going to start a website. I hate Blake Anderson. And well, that's a weird example. Yeah, for sure. It exists.

I don't like that. That feels personal. It's like a whole website dedicated to my hatred of Blake Anderson. Okay. And I'm not saying anyone should inflict violence upon you, but I am saying this guy's a bitch, dude. Okay. They would say that that's tight.

That's cool. I think that that's a person, that's one guy. I think that that's one guy. I think if you said long-haired people are the problem with the recession and we need to start murdering long-haired people. Well, no. I'm saying as long as you don't enlist it

I got to go to sleep. No, I mean, like, I really is it not? But speeches like this, you're talking about posting. This is like publishing, right? Is there a difference between the speech? This is important. Is there a difference between speech and posting? I'm glad it's us. I'm glad it's us talking about it. This is what TII Nation loves when it's.

When it's just the four of us aggressively arguing shit we have no idea about. And right on time. That shit's important. What it's really about is speeches. But Kyle, go off. Did you guys hear Elon Musk bought Twitter? Yeah.

No, I know. But isn't that like fucking like, that seems weird. She just wrote in the chat here, there is technically no law against hate speech, but. My bad. Capitalized, but there is libel and slander laws. Okay, Blake, you bitch. Slander man. Hate speech is not protected under the First Amendment, though it's kinda.

A gray area. Right. It's got to be gray because what is hate speech? I mean, I know hate speech. It's like the whole, you know, pornography when you see it. It's like, well, what does that mean? You know hate speech when you see it, but you're like. Right, right. Well, you got the night vision goggles on. You're going to know what pornography is, my boy. Game over, man. X, X, X.

Dude, I love porno. I mean, it's all very interesting. You know, I love the idea of if someone's going out there saying some flagrant shit, it's up to the rest of us to go, what? Right. Check out this fucking buffoon. Well, that's where we kind of ran into trouble is that's the thought we all had. And then we didn't realize that we're all...

not on the same page. So you start to be like, that is true. Then a lot of people are like, no, that buffoon makes a lot of sense. Whoa. Yeah. I thought we, I thought we were in agreeance. That was real buffoon talk. And then it's like, no, I kind of like it. Yeah. And then, and then your, your, you realize your uncle, he's just going full buffoon. Yeah. I do like how we're just slipping the word buffoon in there. Yeah. Yeah. Your uncle's really crawled down the buffoon hole. Uh,

And look, one of the most notorious buffoons of all time, Adolf Hitler, just absolute buffoonery. And it's a little... When you see that kind of buffoonery in your own home, it gets a little crazy. Yeah, it hurts to see a family member become a buffoon. It's not cool. Yeah, when your family member...

And you're at Thanksgiving and you don't want to talk buffoon talk, but people are bringing up buffoonery. So you kind of have to defend like non buffoonery, but they're all in on buffoonery. Maybe you bring, you bring someone to Thanksgiving and they're, uh,

They're a victim of buffoonery, and it's an ugly thing. Well, you bring someone to Thanksgiving, and then you look over, and your uncle's wearing a buffoon hat. Right, yeah. And yeah, he has a buffoon hat, just putting it out there. Let's make buffoonery okay again? It's like, I didn't even know they made buffoon merch, and now all of a sudden it's everywhere. They're selling buffoon shirts. Yeah, now this buffoon merch is everywhere. The main buffoon is selling goddamn millions of dollars worth of merch.

stupid ass buffoon merch. Uh huh. Yeah. And some of it's kind of cool. Some of it's kind of cool looking. Yeah. Some of it you're like fuck. Some of it's very funny ironically you want to wear it. Maybe you even have worn it a lot. Oh yeah. That's funny. You start to go like hey is it

that buffoonery if the merch is that cool? Like, he's obviously doing something right, this buffoon, if his merch is this cool looking, you know? Yeah, if you cut the sleeves off of it, it's ironic. Like, I can wear this for Halloween, maybe? Damn.

That shit's important. Or is it or is it actual buffoonery? And like, yeah, can you even talk about buffoonery without? And then the more you hear buffoonery, the more the buffoonery starts to make sense, you know, and you're like, oh, shit. Right. Am I a buffoon? This buffoonery. I've heard these buffoonish lies this many times. Now it's starting to click. And I'm like, well, maybe that's not a lie. Right. You know, right. Hey, how much is that hat?

Right. Yeah, Ders, did you say you had to go? What's up? Yeah, I do have to go. I thought so. I thought we might want to wrap it up.

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I gotta go hop in the pool, baby. I'm trying to lose so much weight right now, baby. Get it. Wait, really? Be good to yourself. Are you fat right now, Dersi? I think you're looking really good, dude. No, man. Thank you. I think you're looking really good. My face is fine, but the titties are there. Oh, the titties are sagging. Oh, come on. Great ass! You know, we all were together the other day. My boobs are huge.

My knee and hip and groin and back are really fucked up, as I've told you guys the other day. And I can't work out. My body's weary. And they don't even want me to lift weights anymore. They're like, just don't do anything for like a year. Bro, you're about to have the best summer of your life. I'm going to be so obese. Just put stim pads all over your body and just lay down. I do want to work out. And I think swimming is the last thing I can do.

That's a good idea. I want to go with you swimming because I'm not the strongest swimmer in a way that it's never exercise. You actually might be the strongest swimmer, but not the best swimmer. Yes, I'm not the strongest guy. Yes, I might be the strongest. Your boobs are huge. I can't swim for exercise because I get halfway across the pool and I'm like, Jesus Christ, I got to keep fucking swimming. I go so slow that it feels like I'm not really...

I need to get better so it's more of a workout is what I'm trying to say. You want like an efficiency lesson kind of thing? Yes. You need to teach me a couple tricks of the trade because that one time we were in the pool at the Workaholics house and we had like a nice swim day. I remember the four of us. That's what I was wondering. Some stroke tips. And you told us a few tips and I was like,

Oh, that immediately made me better. And I just want a few tips. What was your stroke? When we did that, we were doing the medley. What was your stroke? Let's all talk our strokes. Breast. I can't remember what Adam did. So everyone listening, I love to set a nice pool record of...

Oh, my God. And I was like, you guys, we got to set the pool record here at your house. And we did a relay. I think I might have done my own thing. But then we did a medley relay where I led off going backstroke because you don't know where you're going. And that was my thing. Yes. That's a tough one. Back to, is it breaststroke?

Blake was breaststroke, right? Yeah, I like the breast. Yeah, I do the frog kick. To fly, who was Kyle? I was doing fly then. And then I must have been freestyle because I don't think I can do anything else. Okay. Also, last person. Yeah. Oh my God! And the anchor. The anchor, a very Adam Devine thing to be. Literally an anchor, like stopping the boat. Like stopping it. Yeah.

Sinks to the bottom. Yeah. And we definitely still have the pool record there. And I think we've done it a couple times and broke our own record. Yeah. That was fun. I would love to get good at butterfly. I think that's a cool ass fucking stroke and very hard. I've never been great at it. Well, it is. There's a next to my physical therapy place. There is an aquatic center.

in Irvine. So I was like, I'm going to go to this Irvine Nova Aquatic. Shout out. I'm going to go to this place and swim. And then I had to fill out like a form online to see like how good of a swimmer you are. And I'm not a good enough swimmer to swim at that pool. It says for sure. Live. They knew from online

Well, yeah. Well, because it was like, do you know how to breaststroke? Do you know how to backstroke? And I'm like, I don't know how to really do either of those things. I know how to just like kick my legs and splash my arms about until I get to the other side of the pool. Well, fucking doggy, Pap. Do you know that that form you're filling out, which is...

in my mind that stems back to like systematic buffoonery yeah dude that's basically trying because they're keeping out people that were not even allowed to swim there back in like buffoonish days oh really this is some racist buffoonery i would say i would say this is well what's racism is that like buffoonery that is buffoonery i would say yeah buffoonery is a lot of just fucked up the bit

Sorry. I'm not tracking it. So I would say fuck them and their thing. They got lifeguards on duty. Get over there and do your thing. Exactly. And by the way, I'm an advocate for people learning how to swim. We'll talk about that on Family Feud. When I come up to LA next time,

I'm going to hit you up and be like, Hey, I'm here for a couple of days. If you do go swimming that time, I got kicked out of the house. Let me crash on your couch. Get some swim lessons. I got kicked out of the house. Let me, let's meet up at the pool. Cause I would love, I would love to just know a few little tricks of the trade. Yeah, I got you. And maybe next week we'll talk about a Corvettes. I don't know.

I don't know. Right. Let's save it for next week. Well, I will bring it up quickly. I was talking about getting a Corvette, Corvette and knife guy. I like this guy. I've had the same Camaro convertible slider, the same Camaro convertible for over a decade. I've kept my car. I still drive it all the time. I truly love that car. It's cool, man. Yeah, that's true. Really, really love it. It's cool. It looks good on you. Uh, thank you. Thank you. Uh,

But I'm like, is it time to upgrade my lifestyle? But the thing is, I'm going to, you know, hopefully we're going to have a kid in the next year or two. Okay. There's not room in a Corvette to put a baby seat. Exactly. So I got to get it. Get it now. Get it now. Yeah.

Yeah, but then I got to sell that car in like two years. No, you don't. Just lease it for two years. That can be your classic. Yeah, but I'm gone. I'm usually gone the entire year. So I lease a car. It just sits in a garage. But yeah, it'll be your weekender, dude. Yeah. That can be your classic car. Think about in like 20 years, you've got that Corvette. There's a goddamn sea lion in my Corvette. Adam, trust me. When you have a kid, you're going to need to take a couple long drives by yourself. Right. Yeah, get it now. Get it now.

Get it now. So here's the question. A Corvette convertible or the BMW M8 or whatever, like their super high-end convertible is super sick. Just get the Vette. Just get a Vette. Hot, hot, hot, hot. I mean, I feel the Vette matches your new sharp knife lifestyle, but I mean, do you, brother? I mean, look, you're an American guy from the heartland. True. You got to go American muscle. True.

And it's the new mid-engine. Give it a shot. Chloe hates it. Every time she sees it, she's like, oh, look at that douchebag. And I'm like, I think that guy looks cool. Damn! I'm like, that guy looks so cool to me. And she's like, what a douchebag. What color are you thinking? Well, I got to stick with my other cars and go dark blue, baby. Dark blue Corvette. That's kind of ugly. No, it's sick.

I've built it. I'm here for you. Let me tell you, that's a horrible color for a Corvette. No. Yeah, to you. Why is that bad? That almost makes it not a Corvette. To you, dude. Because you want a red one? It feels very subdued to me. It doesn't feel like it's poppy enough. Dude, I'm a subdued. I like it. Adam, I like it. Unless you go brown. Red, white. Black.

Black? I feel like it's got to be flamboyant status here. What are we doing? I don't think it has to be. I think you can be black. I think you could go like a midnight purple.

That's blue. I just don't see it. Dude, hey, it'll be the flamboyance is when I fucking fart fire when I pass you, dude. That's my flamboyance. Pass me? Is it dark? You can't pass my wagon. Out of its four buttholes. Vet has four buttholes. Okay, what about this? Adam, it's dark blue with like a blue flame, like a baby blue flame on the side. Okay, yeah. Now we're talking. And you know, I'm paying extra, so I fart blue flames, dude. Yeah, dude.

When I'm passing you By the way, Adam, you have to get it And we gotta do a rev off For the pod with our cars Oh, I've got you Fucking beat with the El Camino There's no way Meat eater over here Man, we got knife guy We got meat eater There's nothing louder than my car There's no way that my El Camino It's louder

My car is louder than your car. What's your car? Yeah, what do you have? Why is it so loud? Well, loud in like a shitty way, though. Yours is loud in like, oh, it's going to break down. His is loud in it's going to... Yeah, fly to the moon. You just got whooped flat. I'm a dude. The El Camino? The 68? Yeah, the 68 old... No, that thing rips. The 454 big block? No. Yeah, 454, that's not that big anymore. I'm telling you, player. Hey, we're talking steak. We're talking knives. We're talking...

Engines. Now this is finally important, baby. I'm telling you, yours might be louder idle, just like sitting there because it's a fucking ancient. But when mine slaps, dude, it's over. I

I don't know, dude. I still don't know. What is it? What is the car? Tell me what the car is again. It's an E63 AMG wagon player. What? See ya. Yeah, I do like that Durs has like an ultimate dad car because it's a wagon, but then it's also super fucking souped up and fast. I think that's cool. And I do want a dad car, but I do also want to keep a convertible. It goes 187 miles an hour. What?

It goes how fast? Everybody, show your cock on vid right now. No. Where are your hands? Dude, you want to see it? You can't see it. I want to see some cock, bro. Come on. You want to see it? I haven't seen this vehicle. I want to see this vehicle. You've never seen it? I want to drive this vehicle. I think maybe I saw it under like a...

uh a cover at your house 69 dudes yeah it's fun it's a sick wagon i didn't know you still had it i thought you had gotten something else it's my weekender oh i did get something else i got i got tesla but like uh vroom vroom bitch yeah i'll check i gotta i gotta fucking hear this bitch i love it man i'll hear i'll listen i'll listen to it on when i see that's why i want you to get your weekend to get your get your vet well you know what i'm excited for is uh

I'm excited for Muppets to come out. That's what I'm excited for. Oh, yeah. Me too. Oh, Muppets, our friend. Dude, honestly, I am. Ders doesn't like to promote his own stuff, so I'll do it for him. Oh, yeah. The Swift. He is one of the stars of the new Muppets show that's coming out. When does it come out, Ders? Muppets Mayhem. Muppets Mayhem about the band, the Muppets Mayhem band with Dr. T. He doesn't know what it's about. You guys know. He doesn't know what it's about. It's been a while.

And when is it out? It's on Disney+. It comes out like this week. You're going to love it. Bam. Yeah, that's exciting. Now, is it something that you can watch with the whole family or it is R-rated? You can watch it with the whole family. You're going to love it. I'll be watching this. I'll be watching this. I will too. Lilly Singh, Taj Mowry of Smart Guy fame. What is my favorite part of this is you're kind of the villain in it, right? You're like a bad guy.

Yeah. I'm not a bad guy. I'm a good guy going bad. Oh, shit. Well, this is his character work. You know, when you're a bad guy character, you never see yourself as the villain. You never see yourself as the bad guy. That's right. There's levels to this shit. I play Lily's ex-boyfriend, Dork, who she dumped, who's now turned his life around. Lily Singh, who is like the lead of the show, right?

Correctamundo. I was a dork who didn't have my life together. She dumped me, and now I'm this streaming music app mogul who's turned his light around to win her back. Ooh, the king of Spotify. Okay, Alon. Real Alon. Will I win her back? You sound like a buffoon, but

whatever yeah and who was the coolest muppet now when you worked with these muppets was it like i like the girl who's the leader of all the old guys that like were working the the muppets they've been around for a long time yeah it's been at it for decades yeah that's sick it's awesome and watching them operate is next level and they're all cool they're all like x uh like lsd heads and shit they're they're fucking radical they're high the entire time which was kind of cool

That is way cool. No, I mean, they're out there. They're out there. You did a really good job, Anders. Way to go. Very good. Wow. Get this guy. They might consider that buffoonery. Yeah, dude. You're being nuts. What was that? I just want to say that Anders did a fantastic job on the show, and I hope everybody...

What's it like? That's just a voice. Is that like a character that is that permanent? Nobody knows. That's generic Muppet. Number six. Adam, do you want to do a voice that has nothing to do, but it's different? I hope. I think Anders did a really great job on the show. That's Yoda. Oh,

Oh, you know what though? That's a voice. You know what though? Met, met Yoda, met Frank Oz in New York at like the, uh, the comic con that we went to. I was like, I was like, dude, thank you. I can't remember exactly what I said, but I was like, thank you for like making all the stuff you made that changed everything. And he was like, Whoa, I like you. I'm like, yeah, I just, I would have blown him right there.

And by the way, Frank Oz... And he looks at you and he's like, I don't know, I'm sensing buffoonery coming from you. Frank Oz, if people don't know this, and then we'll get the F out of here, voice of Yoda, movie director, Muppet OG, Kyle... Way too close right now. Sorry. Kyle! Legend, directed House Sitter...

House sitter. House sitter. Did he direct a wizard one? A Wizard of Oz rendition? Frank Oz? Did Frank Oz do the Wizard of Oz? Yeah, I think he did one of them. That seems real A to B. Yeah, he might have. The return to Wizard of Oz, maybe? It does seem A to B. Or maybe I'm thinking about... Oh, that movie's so scary. Yeah, I thought he did the one... Didn't he do the one with Michael Jackson or some shit? Yeah, Return to Oz. The Wiz. That's The Wiz. I don't think he directed that.

Return to Oz is the one with like TikTok. That is so scary. By the way, it is terrifying. But if you watch The Wiz, dude, we just don't make them like we used to. The fucking production value on that was wild. Was it Wapap, would you say? Or a naked grandma? 2,000%. It was a naked Michael Jackson. Freaking out.

Anyway, yeah, Matt Frank Oz, perks of the job. Everybody who was involved in the Muppets show, their geniuses. Because they're Muppeteering and acting and watching monitors down below at the same time. So they're watching their own performance as they do it. It is wild. And then there might be somebody else.

doing also part of the Muppet. Also, Frank Oz directed Bowfinger. Dark Crystal and Bowfinger. So the guy is a legend. He not only did the Muppets, he did Bowfinger. Yeah, he's a fucking G. Very cool. Voice of Yoda. Very cool. Yep. He also did Little Shop of Horrors, which I recently revisited, and that movie is so fucking good. Rick Moranis, top

of his game yeah dude he did the indian in the cupboard so yeah the guys oh that movie actually raised a wap yeah yeah this is frank oz he's one of those guys that made movies that just fucking hit but he didn't have to put his like signature all over it right you were like oh that's for sure a frank oz movie it was just good so you were like yep of course that was frank oz damn

No flowers. And we're not giving him any flowers. We don't even say it. F-L-O-W-E-R-S. We're not doing that. We're not giving him anything like that. We're giving him flowers. He deserves it, but we're not going to do that. Anyway, he was cool. But be sure and check out Muppets Mayhem on Disney+.

I love it. And Family Feud. I don't know when it comes out, but about my father with Sebastian Maniscalco, Robert De Niro comes out next week or something like that. I love it. A lot of fun stuff coming down the pike for old Dersi. Get it. Very exciting. Am I the same guy in everything in the next three things I do? Maybe. Hey, limited space for character work. I like it. You do it well. You do it well. All right, guys. That's another episode of...

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