Ep 135: The Guys Attempt To Pronounce Words
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Warning, this product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important... Give me a slice of bukeke. You got one of those butt plug tails in or what? Put daddy's phone down! Never take daddy's phone. I do like smacking bears. Hello?

Let's go! Popo's a clap! Popo's a clap! Popo's a clap! Ooh!

Oh, shit. Thank you, Blake. Smacking us over the head with it today. Yeah. Popo Sal! I didn't realize how much I wanted that. How much I want that. Hit me harder with Popo Sal. Why is that Popo Sal so intense? I feel like the other Popo Sals weren't. Popo Sal! Fucking hit me with it. No, dude. It's always been echoing through the canyons. It hurts. Yeah, that one's a... Popo Sal! Oh, my God.

Actually, probably need to apologize to everybody. That's coming in really thick. Bop-a-sop!

So, Blake, did you just show the Concept X? Show us some of that pre-workout again. One of our sponsors. Are they? Beyond Raw. Yeah, Beyond Raw, dude. I think they just sent us stuff. I don't know if they're a sponsor. Yeah, it's just because we mentioned them. Are they not a sponsor? Ders mentioned them on the pod and said they were lit AF. Yeah, I was talking about how I take lit because I couldn't handle lit AF. Which I have right here. Dude, I'm not a sponsor.

I did not know that there was a difference and I took like the most extreme one. - Tell me it affected you. - AF. - Is that beyond lit? Yeah, I took the full dosage. - No, lit AF is the full dose. - Lit AF, I can't wait. - I think it's beyond lit AF is the most, they sent us three. - No. - Oh wait, hold on. - There's lit AF and then there's concept X.

Thank you. Oh, is Concept X the biggest and boldest? Is that the hot hot? We're giving these guys a huge shout out. Concept X and Lit AF, I believe, have 300 milligrams of caffeine. Okay. All right. And that is a... Purple side!

Okay. All right. Good. What is 300 milligrams? What is in an espresso shot? Do we know that? Do I know what that means? I know that a cup of coffee is like 70 or 80 milligrams. Yeah, it's like 70. And you're looking at 300. Yeah, so that's 300. So that's a real couple ammo. And I will say I'm a real caffeine addict. Yeah, you are. I mean, I've just drank two sugar-free Red Bulls in a row to get up for this podcast. You know what I mean? Sugar-free Red Bulls. Yeah, dude. Two in a row. Wow.

Were you thirsty? Maybe a little thirsty? Stop doing it. And, dude, I'm wired on the lit AF. You are, right? Okay, good. Yes. Yeah, I'm on the fucking moon. I think I took it once at like 10 a.m. and I was up till 4 in the morning. Okay. Okay.

What's going on over there? What's going on over there, Blake? I feel like the board is actually scarring my eardrums today. What's going on? Yeah. Blake's usually really talented on the board. I'm actually... Is it that loud? It's really aggressive. It's aggressive. They're all very sharp. I compliment you out in the streets, dude. When people are like, oh, the TII Nation. Me too. When I'm out in the streets, bro.

I get stopped in the streets all the time about TII Nation. When I'm out in the streets, too, I compliment this bro. And I'm always stopping people and I go, Ben, what do you think of the board? Right. The board's great. Just give me your keys and I'll bring you your car, sir. No, but the board, man. And they're like, yeah, I love the board. I feel like today you're blowing the board. Wait.

Why? Did you want any appetizers, sir? Just please order. I already told you why. Are you not listening? I said why, because it's very sharp and aggressive. Well, my ears are bad. My ears are really bad, so I have to turn it up. What do you mean? Well, because you got all the hair in your ear, dude. What are you doing? Dude, does he? You got your layer of hair and then the headphones? This

guy does wait a second does he really where's my snare this guy does show your ears show your ears oh we're getting out of control early this is good this is good radio goodbye this is good radio this is great so adam you had some lit af or some concept x something and now what are you slamming currently oh just red bulls just uh sugar-free red bulls bread bowls if you're munching a bread bowl yeah

If you had that and it had you just blasting off, why are you having Red Bull now? Because it's freaking pod time. No, I didn't just have the Lit AF. I didn't like just now. I said I had it a few weeks ago when I was going to work out and I was like, woo!

I thought we were going to have an intervention. Oh, that's fair, though. That's not too out of character to assume Adam had the Lit AF Concept X plus two Red Bulls. Yeah, well, it's not here. Can I pivot a little bit and talk about Bread Bulls? Pivot, pivot. Do you find Bread Bulls to be overrated or underrated? Oh, fuck.

Underrated. Underrated. Yeah. You mean bread bowls like clam chowder? Bread bowls like clam chowder in a bread bowl or chili in a bread bowl. What do you think? You said clam chowder. Yeah.

So you heard me say Red Bull, and then you were like, I got to talk about bread bowls. Yeah, you pivoted. Bread bowl. We asked about the pivot. A sugar-free bread bowl? Not for me. I really need to know how my guys feel about bread bowls. I think I like them. I think I like them more with clam chowder. Clam chowder? What?

Oh, fuck. It's clit clam chowder. Clit clam chowder. Why can no one say clam chowder? What do you mean, clam chowder? Because it's not often you say those words together, clam chowder, unless you're like... Kloogie choogie. Yeah, that's a tough one. Well, you normally just say clam, and normally you say chowder. I feel like the only time I say...

Yeah, Blake was really trying for one there. Because you never say those words together except for when you only say those words. No, I feel like those words have huge lives on their own. Blake's used to saying man chowder. Fair enough. Chowder? Yeah, what's the chowder? What's the life on its own? Chowder, I just met her. It's chowder hound. That's probably my most used. Which is what? What is a chowder hound again for me? I don't know. Someone who hounds chowder.

Yes, points! Like Cleop Chowder? I think it's also a pornographic term, but I don't know. That's just science. What do you mean? A chowderhound? I'm not going to say it anymore. Blake's on a good one today, dude. I don't know what's happening. He's got the gizmo.

I don't know what's happening over there. I'm sweating. You sitting on the Sibian or what? What's happening? I should be. I should be. Yeah. Yeah. We find out at the end of this podcast that Blake's been sitting on a Sibian the entire podcast. Dude, do you know what we should do? You got one of those butt plug tails in or what? What?

We should have one of those things where, you know, you put it in and you guys control the vibration on your iPhones. Yeah. Can we get a sponsor? We should. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Are you saying you should wear a butt plug and we should control the vibrations on the podcast? Yes, you freaking chowder. No.

I'm not mad at that. That's what he's talking about right now, and I'm into this. Dude, absolutely. This is just some jackass shit. Absolutely we should do that. Let's save it for the live show. Save it for the live show. Save it for the live show. Yeah, I would love that. If we ever do that, we told Isaac to book us live shows, and then the motherfucker just didn't do it.

it thanks thanks Isaac our manager well but we should say we should tell the audience we are coming to a city near you at some point stay tuned it's a bagel we should we should definitely hey stay tuned and also maybe not because our manager just doesn't follow through with things that he says he's gonna do dude I hate oh wow stay tuned Adam how's not working treating your bud

You're getting a little stir crazy. It's a little stir crazy. Yeah, it's raw. Oh, boy. I really need a bread bowl or what? Yeah. You want some chowder? My little chowder. I like how I'm the only person. Blake's like, but seriously, bread bowls. And I go, I'm serious. I'm with you. My answer. Yes. Everyone else.

We're moving on. We're not doing this. They don't care about bread bowls. Well, because who gives a shit? This is important. Who gives a shit? What was your answer, Darius? I didn't even catch it. You said your answer is yes? Yes? What was the question? Mine is an absolute underrated. Yes, they are underrated. Okay. I don't know if I've ever had a bread bowl. I don't love bread or soup that much. But you like those bowls, my right dude.

I do like smacking bears. Dude, have you never been to the Fisherman's Wharf and got a bread bowl of freaking clam chowder? A sourdough. I have. I think the Fisherman's Wharf is all shut down now, though, because the city's... Yeah. I just read a thing that all the restaurants...

at Fisherman's Warfare are currently closed. What? What? You just read a thing? The fishermen were like, too crazy? Yeah. What happened? Yeah, like maybe two weeks ago I read it that it's all because it's, you know, San Francisco is a shantytown now. Oh,

What are you talking about? I was just down there a couple months ago. What are you talking about? It's beautiful. Kyle was like, I felt right at home. Yeah, no, it's beautiful if you love heroin, dude. If you're on heroin, it's beautiful. What are you getting at here, bud? There's no way it's shut down.

No, I did. I did read that the Fisherman's Wharf area is all shut down and all those restaurants that were there that I went all the time when I was shooting that Jexy movie. Yes, sir. I would go there all the time and I loved it too. And I was sad that...

through COVID and the lockdown and just the drug problem that they have in San Francisco. They've had to shut a lot of those restaurants down, which sucks. I thought you meant the vaccine was the drug problem. No, that's the real drug problem.

Hey, we got your new Tucker. We got our new Tucker. Hold it. New Tucker. That's the next guy they hire for Fox News. They call him New Tucker. And it's Dervs. I see it. Somebody from the Midwest, Adam, has you heard the word wharf before you went to the fisherman's wharf? Oh, wharf. I don't think so. Really? Yeah. And was it a weird, weird, were you like the wharf?

I don't remember my mind being blown, but I've also been out here a really long time and I could see myself 20 something years ago. The first time I went to the wharf.

being pretty torn up about the whole thing. But I don't remember it knocking me on my ass like I think you do. Water trash. Do you remember the bread bowl, though? Yeah. Do you remember that when you went to the wharf? You go to Boudin. It's not even a question. See, I don't have it. I don't get the bread bowl because I don't like it. What are you doing at the wharf if you're not getting a bread bowl? They're delicious. We're just fucking walking around smelling like those weird smells and shit. It's not.

It smells so bad. But you never had a clam chowder bread bowl in all of them? I don't like clam chowder, Kyle. I don't like it. The sourdough bowl. Come on. Is that the red or the what? It's white. The red. No, I would get those coffees with the booze in them where they are dumping coffee all over and the guy's burning his hands because he's spilling coffee everywhere. What do they call those coffees? I don't know what that is. Irish coffee?

Fisherman's Coffee. Yeah, the Irish coffees. Everything there is just Fisherman's and then the word. Yeah, Fisherman's Irish Coffees. They invented it there. And the guy is making 35 at a time, and his hands are all blistered. It's crazy. Fucking cool. So that's normally what I do when I'm down there is I just drink Irish coffee. That's what I want to go do over there.

Well, go see what you're talking about. Go see what you're talking about. Hey, Kyle, where? Oh, you're going to break the sobriety over a scalding hot Irish coffee? I like that. No. Yeah. Yeah, I'd say that's probably right. Anyways. I'd say probably not worth doing it. So, Kyle, you said you were just there and it was fine? Yeah, what the hell? Well, I just went over to the Embarcadero and I went over to- Another word I just cannot handle. Yeah, fake word, not real.

Yeah, and then that's the building. I didn't go all the way down to the wharf when I was out there, but my wife and kids did. I say next time, check it, because I did, you know, I'm going to look to see if I can find what the fuck I was reading. And it could have been fake news for all I fucking know. It very well could have been. You got to tune in. No.

New Tucker. I'll say, new Tucker over here. Yeah, definitely an attention-grabbing headline. You said, because of the drug problem, they had to close the restaurant. Goodbye. Oh, there you go. You know what we should do? We all should go to Alcatraz. I want to do that with you guys really bad. I've been there. Dude, I love Alcatraz. Pretty great. Love Alcatraz. I went when I was young, and I don't think it quite resonated well.

as to uh you know what was happening let's do the escape from alcatraz uh triathlon they have that fucking that i think they had the paper mache head in there when i went to alcatraz like from the movie that was dandruff that fell out of your hair you know what i'm talking about the movie escape from of course dude yes yeah dude it's not a movie it's real dude that's real oh yeah it was based in reality so i guess three

The iconic restaurants at the Wharf closed. That's fucked up. Oh, that's a bummer. Yeah, so that must have been... Because of the drug problem? Yeah, because of fucking drugs, dude. It's because of all the shanties and the drugs. Drugs make me cool. I will say, I mean, I really like San Francisco, and I love the Bay Area in general, and I really like people from there. Fuck yeah, dude. But, man, shooting that movie there, it was...

Because you have to go to work so damn early. Right. So you're like driving to work at like 4.30 in the morning, 5 a.m. And you know, and you just, I've never seen so many people doing heroin like in the streets. What the freaking heck? This is wild. And saw many buttholes, many penises, many vaginas. You lose. Like just in the streets, dude. Wait, what do you mean? Those are San Francisco treats. Dude.

Because I drove through the tenderloin to get to work every day. So every day. But why are you seeing vaginas and buttholes? You just have to ask. Oh, Blake, go to San Francisco and take a jaunt about at 430 in the morning. You're going to see a butthole. Yeah, you probably will. Doing what?

Dude, shitting. Just shitting on the street. Just spread eagle shitting. Spraying shit. Doing butthole shit. I believe you, Adam. I mean, I haven't been at 430 in the morning in the city, but there's like... I do too. Why is this so... Yeah, why Blake is like fucking dumbfounded like he's never seen it. It's always been bad.

Yeah, San Francisco was the first time I saw homeless people and was like, what is going on? You guys didn't have homeless people in Concord? No, we didn't. Not really. Not really. Not that I saw. There were a few all-stars. Maybe out by Sun Valley or something. We ended up befriending them. Right. Right.

Yeah. That's what we did. We called it like the ghetto swim team, and we would just swim in the fountain in Fountain Square with all the homeless people after school. That's tight. Oh, that's so kind of you. Yeah. Then I went to the actual swim team, and I don't know what happened to my friends. When there's a manageable amount of homeless people, you befriend them, and you get to know them, and you try to help. Manageable? And what's manageable to Blake Anderson? Right. I'm saying like three to five. You can handle that? Yeah, I can get to know three to five new people. Right.

But then, you know, when you're seeing buttholes and vaginas at night just in the middle of the street, I don't know. It's out of control at that point. Dude, not even at night. Like in the morning on your way to work. The butt crack of dawn. There it is. Oh, what the hell, man. Yes, punch. Yes, punch.

Why'd you throw a damn in there? Did you throw a damn in there? Why'd you do that? That was a good one. Hey, great Mayans think alike. Thank you very much. Blowing the board, bud. Fuck off. A Loto's? A-L-I-O-T-O-S restaurant closing after 97 years. That's fucked up. That makes me really bummed. Let's all try and pronounce it. Adam, how do you think it goes? I would go...

Can you spell it again? A-L-I-O-T-O-S. Aliotos. Aliotos. Alito? Alitos. It's Alitos, yeah. I need you to spell it one more time. Alitos. Must be a foot fetish type person about alligators. A-L-I-O-T-O-S. Aliotos. Alitos. Aliotos. I think you're right. Alitos, right?

I think it's Alliotos. Alliotos. Dude, that's how I just said it, but I'm sure I butchered it. Come on down for some of our gator toes here at Alliotos. A- Alliotos. A-Li-O-Tos. Dude, I'm so dumb. We just did a press day for The Outlaws that's coming out July 7th. Yeah.

Yeah, baby. Very shagadelic. Tight beans. Super tight beans. So we did Press Day with Pierce Brosnan and Ellen Barkin and Nina Dobrev. And it was me and Nina. And we had to do like a description word to describe the other person. I love journalism. Go ahead. Dude, and I had to... Yeah, you know how they make you do all that dumbass shit. We've done it before for Game Over Man where it's for like...

Glamour.com or something. Yes. And listicles. Oh, I always get the Glamour.com interviews, bro. That's like my shit, dude. Yeah, I know you do. I know, Kyle. They come after Kyle. Glamour.com Jerusalem. They made me write on a card and what her description is and only with one word. And I tried to write charismatic in Chinese.

Oh, you tried to write the word. Dude, butchered the spelling. Like, just not even. Oh, yeah. Oh, that would be a good one to try and spell. Charismatic. I can do it. Yeah, I got it. It's just charisma. Dude, it's fairly easy. I just fucking totally fucked it up. How'd you do? Did you throw a K at the beginning? I'm like, I wrote it, and I go, nah, I butchered this. I'm like, no, I bet you got it right. Did you start with a C-H? No, no, no.

Oh, K. I'm a bellwether. No, a C. Okay, all right. But care, C-A-R-E. Yeah, C-A-R. If you hit it with a K, I was going to be concerned with a K. Yeah, I would. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. C-A-R. All right. It's C-H all the way. Yeah, yeah. And total bonehead move, but I'm like so funny just how exposed I was just being like, oh, I can't spell at all. Charisma. Did they breeze over it or were they like, whoa, okay.

like can we take it hey who knows I hope they lead with that what did she describe you as like smart because then it's like huh no no she did not this is so she did not lovable he's lovable yeah lovable I'm a dumbass a lovable dumbass yeah

Spelling's hard, man. It's hard, Adam. I'm with you, bro. It is. I find it tough, and it's getting harder. Dude, it made me think about it, because I don't, you know, I mean, yes, we're all very stupid in our own ways, but we're also smart in our own ways, too. I'm a dumbass. Yeah, we latch on to things. Savants. Idiot savants. And I'm like, oh, I guess I never even tried to learn to spell, because by the time I was, like, really... Spelling? Like, I knew that spellcheck was there.

I was just like, I'll fix it. I'll misspell it and then just go back and click the thing. How do you spell misspell? M-I-S-S-P-E-L-L. There you go. Is that what you think?

That's what I think. I would say, but I don't know if there's two S's in that or not, actually. That feels right to me, but probably not. I think it's right. Yeah, it does feel right. It does feel right. Hey, if it's not spelled that way, the word is fucking wrong. Fuck that word. That's right. M-I-S-S. Actually, I think it's one S, bro. You think it's one S? Yeah, but you know what I mean? It's like we didn't have to know how to spell.

Like it just wasn't a thing. Yes. I know what you mean. I know what you mean.

But on the flip, if you're somebody who reads a lot, not me, you mispronounce words because you've never heard them spoken sometimes, right? Yeah, A-L-E-D-O. Oh, yeah. Remember when I tried to say Bukkake in front of you guys, and then I said Bu-Kake? You idiot! And you guys made fun of me for like eight years. You Bu-Kaked us? Yeah, you knew that it was Bu-Kake. Yeah, that's what you called it. Because I'd only ever seen it written just on the porn?

And I was, I don't know, we were trying to, we were writing some sketch and I was like, yeah, and bucate. Wait, you just saw it, you saw it written in the subtitles of the pornos? Uh-huh. No, like in that little description. No, in the headings, bro. Blake, Blake, now, come on, what are you doing? In the headings, in the descriptions. You know, in the descriptions and you're like...

Oh, Blake, you're the dumbest of us all, dude. You're the dumbest of us all. I like to imagine Adam watches porno. Imagine me. I bet you do. Imagine me and Adam's story. I like to imagine. I put the subtitles on. I like to imagine Kyle and Adam watch porno together with subtitles on. Yeah. You like to imagine your friends watching porno, dude? You're a hero, dude. Dude, yes. You're a hero. But why is the sound off? Why is the sound off? What's going on? So you don't wake me up.

Right.

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Do you guys want a quick little Apple TV life hack here? What is this? Yes, I love life hacks. If you didn't hear what they said on like an Apple TV, like if you got your Apple TV and you're watching something, if you hold the Siri button, you say, what did he say? It rewinds 10 seconds or something. No. Maybe 15 turns on the subtitles for that amount of time. So you can hear it again and read it. And then it just keeps going without the subtitles.

Whoa, dude. That's sick. Oh, my God. That's huge, dude. So Pornhub, get on that shit. What did he say? What did he say? Did you already play something, though? Adam's Trap. Give me a hell yeah. It just has to be on. Oh, they did. They're doing it. They're doing it right now. I'm watching. What are they doing? Are you watching basketball? I got SportsCenter and it's...

SportsCenter's just on on the TV and it rewound 10 seconds and now it's a, yeah, look at that, Jersey. You're not a fucking liar, dude. Do it with a porno now. Do it with a porno now. Okay, I'll use the other TV that I have porno playing. Right, perfect, perfect. Thank you, guys! What did she say? Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

A true connoisseur watches it on the big screen. I love that. Oh, it says bukeke. She said bukeke. Yeah, she said, give me a slice of bukeke. We were wrong. Dude. I'm a dumbass. Bukkake had a moment, though, which is strange because it really has a, it's not around anymore. You think it's gone? I was thinking this, too. I wasn't going to say anything, but yeah.

I'm not saying it's gone, but I'm just saying it's not on the front of the page like it used to be. No, it doesn't have a place there. It used to be homepage. You'd be like, oh, what is that weird word? Okay. And then you'd figure it out, you know? Okay. Okay.

Well, you guys all knew the word, or did I say it? One of you knew how to actually pronounce it, and then you guys all pretended like you knew the correct pronunciation. I think we knew. I feel like I knew it from listening to Howard Stern. I feel like Howard Stern was pretty good at it. Okay. Right. What's his name? Sal. He used to talk about Bukkake a lot. Yeah.

That was my introduction to that word. Fair enough. Yeah, I think you were late to the party on that one, on the pronunciation. By the way, that is a party you want to be late to. Yes, boy!

points. To me, it makes a lot of sense. Thank you. It's like, because it's like you're glazing a cake, you know, and I don't know if Japanese was like, if Buu was like a name for a face. Like a blueberry or something? Where does the word Buu cake come from? So you think it's just a different spelling for the English word cake?

And then the Japanese word for face is bu. Are you having a laugh? I mean, I didn't really think about it, but I was like, yeah, bu cake. Yeah, that seems to make sense. But you might be right. Like how when you hear someone speak another language and they're like, and then they say something like computer disk. Like they have the... But that's normally like something that is...

Yeah, like Kleenex or something that's universal, right? Like a trademark. Well, you just said a brand and I just said something that is just an object. So what is your comparison? Yeah, Kyle, you fucking idiot. Bye-bye.

Yeah, I couldn't really catch it. I couldn't catch it. I couldn't really. I didn't say like Apple iPhone. I said computer disk. Well, Apple is a fruit. Well, give me another one, Anders, and then we'll see what happens. That's true. Yeah. That's true. So you think people say in other languages their word for Apple, for Apple computers? Yeah, for sure. Apple cake. I think. I'm going to go. I'm going to go.

Yeah, this is done. We're done here. No, no. I apologize. We're done here. I will do an early apology to Durs for making no sense. Okay, well, spell Bukkake. I won't have it. I won't stand for it. Not on this show. Derailing. Dude, I don't know if I could spell Bukkake. Yeah, you could. Give it a shot. Come on. I could do it. Give it a shot. You don't spell it. You do it.

Go ahead, Adam. B. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. B. Yes. B. U. Yes. K. A. K. E. You got it. Is that right? You got it. I didn't even have to look it up. Are we just stalling for time now?

I don't know, but that's how you spell it. Unless it's not. That's how I would spell it. Why has Kyle got the straight up yellow pencil from middle school like he's a weird ass teacher right now? And I will say, the ones that had the green... He was a weird ass teacher. That's right. And that's right. That is how you spell Bukkake. That's right, young Adam. Very good

class the green metal part those were always questionable to me is that even a number two pencil is that a number two pencil are you fronting is that number two you gotta have the the regular silver i don't know about that green there swivel it around but we have a two it's a two it's a do classic no this is a it's actually a big pencil it's what like my kid uses because it's a little bit thicker you know

No, when you were holding it up and you said it was big, I thought it was like two feet long and like extra thick. It's so big. Because if you told me that, hold it up close real quick. This is for everyone who's smart enough to follow us on YouTube. Now this is interesting. This is interesting stuff. Now this is interesting. It looks massive. Yo, what? Like if I could be like. Like that. Yeah, exactly. This is fun. Hey, motherfucker, what pencil wasn't number two? What were the pencils that weren't number two pencils?

just on some shady shit? No, I think that was like on some art shit. Like you had to be an artist for different... I'm a dumbass. The number two is like the charcoal. Number two is like that just is good for writing and shit. It's like what the lead... I thought it was like lead density. It's lead density. Really? Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Did you say lead density? I said lead density. Did you say that? Yes. Wow. Very good. Points. Fuck yeah, bro. Points all around. Points. Yes, points! Oh!

It was for Scantrons. Yes, of course. Yeah, you had to have the number two for Scantrons, dude. So angry, Scantrons. Did you guys have Kyle's wrist? Also, Isaac is chiming in. Scantrons. Oh, I didn't even see him say that. It's for Scantrons. Wow, you guys need to get a room. Motherfucker, spell Scantron. All right, man. Hey, Isaac, just book us on a live show. What's going on? You have time to write Scantrons? Did you guys have sick-ass pencils in high school or junior high or college?

Elementary school? I mean, I don't want to get into it, but yes. I do. Ooh, get into it. Because I remember them. Remember those pencils? I still got it. What? I still got it right here. Pull it up. What do you mean sick-ass pencils? What does that even mean? Dude, do you remember Yikes pencils? I fuck with this. Oh, you had the... Yeah, you were a mechanical pencil dude for days.

Wreck-It-Ball white man scent. What the hell? Well, you click it up here. Click, click. Oh, yeah. Damn, dude. I've never even seen anything like that. That's not even a butt click, like the eraser click? Yeah. And then it's got the cap for the eraser. Oh, my God. How much does that pencil cost? And that's where you put the lid, right? God, we get it, Durz. This costs upwards of $4. Jesus. It's science. Oh, my God. For one pencil? That is actually out of pocket.

But look at all the lead up in here. Can you see that? Oh, yeah. There's hell. Damn, son. That's a lot of lead. Yeah, there's hell lead. And then you can just pull the eraser off and refill. Guys. Do we want to? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Guys, get on. That's great. You don't have to sharpen. Mechanical pencils. Is everyone as hard as I am right now? When did the mechanical pencil come out? Were we like there to witness that in school? Because I think we were. That's a great question. This is very interesting. It was the 90s, man.

I think we were sharpening pencils and then all of a sudden it was like, if you have a little bit of dosage, you can go get a mechanical pencil and you don't ever have to sharpen your shit. I got 99 pencils. Well, I think at some point they were like, you know, we got to save the trees. And then they were like, yeah, let's make all these plastic pencils to float in the ocean. Right. But the pen...

The pencil sharpening was such a good time out from doing work. Like, getting up to sharpen your pencil. Right. Oh, yeah. Dude, I was sharpening all day long. The amount of times I was getting up to sharpen or asking to drink water. This is unlocking. I was like, always. Did you ever put your finger in there and turn it? No.

Always. The little pinky dude at my dad's shop. And you'd be like, oh, it almost got me. Oh, yeah. But it was a grinder. No. You'd feel it kind of like grind for a second. And you'd be like, okay, no, that's no bueno. Yeah, it was a grinder. It wasn't even like cut. It wasn't even like knives. It was like a grinder in there. You need to cut it. Oh, interesting things. Dudes, guess what I just got? I got a...

Pencil sharpener? A pencil? Yeah, did you get a pencil sharpener? No, I didn't get a pencil. Oh, fucking electronic. I was thinking of my pencil and how tiny it gets in the cold plunge. You got a car wash? Wait, what? Cold plunge. What's up with your dink? You got a problem with it? You got one? It gets really tiny in my cold plunge. At least you have one. A cold plunge or a dick?

What were you going to talk about? Which one did you get? The white, the coffin one where it regulates the thing and you don't have to put the ice in? Or did you get the barrel? Yeah, it's sick. It's called a Renew. It's the name of the brand. And it's a... Is it French? Yeah, big shout out to them, dude. It's so fucking great. Hey, big shout out to them. And I have room for one. And you know what? Yeah, you should get one. Absolutely. Poposal!

- Are you saying that you don't have to put ice cubes in it? Because that's cool. - Kyle, what happened? - What? - Kyle, have some tea. - No, no, no, no, no. You don't, and the water cycles continuously. So you don't really need to clean it. The water just-- - What if you shit in it? - I was like, someone's gotta say something stupid. So if you shit or get your dick, can you get your dick stuck in the thing or does your shit get sucked out? - I feel like my dick gets so small

And dude, it's small for like hours. Yeah, that makes sense. Hey, same here, if not years. Dude, Chloe wanted to have sex like within an hour after. Like maybe an hour or longer afterwards. Chloe wanted to have sex. And I was like, I can't. I can't.

It's not going to thaw. Cold Pledge, babe. Sorry. It's like a Christmas story. Like if she's, her tongue could get stuck to it or something. I'm like, I'm like,

How do I tell the... You tell her, hey, that's fine. Y'all go to the family calendar and you're like, I'm going to cold plunge here. Cold plunge. Right. So we could try to have a baby in three weeks. Right. Because the dick is going bye-bye. I got to try that. I wonder how fast I could have sex after a cold plunge. But admittedly, with all my groin and dick and balls and hip and back and all my issues... Oh, here we go. The ailments. The list...

All my ailments. I am feeling, I mean, I'm not like, he's back, but I am feeling a lot better. And I think a lot of that has to do with the cold plunge. I think Blake's trying to show us his dick if you're on YouTube. No, that was a standing O, man. That's great to hear. Yeah, yeah, thanks. Yeah, it's the best I've felt in a very long while.

How long are you in there? 10 minutes, 15? No, they say to only do it like three to five minutes. And so I've been doing about, it's like 40 degrees and I stay in there about five minutes. Yeah. Has anybody have you, so you said you can't have sex because your dink strength shrinks up, but could you attempt, do you think maybe if you'd like tried to get it going? Of course you can attempt bro. Well, I mean, yeah, I'm sure it would unthaw and, and be fine. But, uh,

But it was like, it was so, you know how like when your dick gets so small, it's like hard? Right. Pizza, pizza. Yeah, I know what you're talking about, Adam. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, it's so small that it's kind of hard. The slack is gone. Yeah. Yeah, it's like it has, yeah, there's no slack. That's exactly right. Zero slack. That's what it was. It was like almost like painful. That's the beginning of the episode. That's your sound clip. This is why you guys are my guys. Because, yeah, I know. It's all like just like. I know.

all the while it's hard. Absolutely, yeah. Oh, absolutely. You know when the dick is so small. It's called the short heart. Yeah, the short and hard, dude. That's straight up survival mode. This is a short heart. Just like a real bunched up group of molecules very tightly together. That gladiator dick when it just gets... Gladiator? Pumped fucker.

Gladiator barely knows her. Yeah, that's the most survival mode your dick can go into. Like, if it is on the... Like, it's sucking all the way in, but it's still hard and you can still, like, create life with it, that's incredible, dude. That's really... Thanks. Well said, Blake. Yes. Go for another minute. Go for another minute. What was that part again? Just reiterate your point real quick. Go ahead. That's you. Absolutely. I'm saying...

Your dick has fully retreated. It's gone. It doesn't want to be out, but it still remains hard. So you can technically still have sex and procreate with it.

right so that's just the resilience of the of the wiener human penis yeah of the human wiener yeah that's god the wiener is resilient my shout out is the the yeah the human penis i mean that's the episode title is the wiener is resilient blake's science corner the human's resilience of the human penis it's science it's amazing dude because that

When it was like back in Pangea days and it was like cold everywhere, that's how we were getting down. I was there. I used to run it. Now you got a penthouse at the marina. Oh, that's how... Because imagine, you had to get down. You had to get down in the Arctic. Yeah, you got to get down. In the Arctic areas. Like in a... Yeah. Cold, cold, cold areas. We're talking about the Ice Age.

We're talking about fucking during the ice age. Encino, man, for sure. It was crazy. Well, isn't it crazy? Because, you know, we're talking about starting to have kids and stuff like that. Like, the amount of science. It's science. You are. Sure. You are, yeah. We're deep in it. We're starting to talk about it. No, no, no. I'm sorry. Me and Chloe. So, me and Chloe. Yes, guys. As a collective, we, you are the last one to think about having children. Yes, we're the last ones. Well, just the amount of fucking.

science and like planning and I'm like man kids have people have been being born for absolutely ever yep I love this and back in the day there was not all of this planning and I'm like my god I don't want to read books yeah

I don't want to read books on this shit. Yes, points. Real quick. You don't have to. Yeah, you're good, dude. See, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You know what you're doing. No, you're good. That's the thing. You're good. Watch TikToks about being a good dad, dude. You're good. Oh, shit. Okay. I will say the one thing. Yeah, bro. If you don't read the books, though, you just can't shit talk the books. True. Yeah, okay. So, see, the thing is, is I do want to shit talk the books, so I might have to.

You actually shouldn't, but it just gets rough. Yeah. There's no point in shit talking those books because inside each one of them is more knowledge that you should have, but it's okay. Yeah. But at the same time, they say some shit sometimes that you're like, Hmm,

It's okay if you don't. Just don't say it out loud. Just go, oh, yeah. Whoa. That's so cool. Interesting. Interesting things. And also, like, every kid is different. So raising every child is going to be a different thing. Thank you. Sorry about it. Yeah, but there are concepts. Yeah, but generally everything's the same. Yeah, generally. Oh, it is? Yeah, you have to love. Yeah, there are concepts that you need to latch on to. Y'all need to eat and shit. Yeah, I'm for sure going to cover those bases. Eat.

You have to introduce them to burgers and stuff. Oh, dude, right away. Out the gate, introducing to burgers. Yeah, and loving your kid goes a long way. But not all kids. You don't love all kids because there are different. Some are different. So you don't love all of them. Some kids don't want love. Yeah, my three are different than all the other kids. You love them? Okay, so you don't love one of them? You chose one not to love? No, no, no, they don't need it. They're fine, they're fine, they're fine. Okay.

Oh, yeah, that's cool. One day I'm going to hit him with the love like a whoop-whoop and then we'll see what happens. Oh, damn. That's going to blow their socks off, dude. The first love of their life, the first love from their dad, that's going to melt it. It's going to be at their high school graduation. I love you, son. I shake their hand. You spell it in their palm. What am I writing? Yeah.

Yeah, well, some kids, maybe that is what you need. What am I writing in your hand? What are you writing? Dad, what are you doing? Bukkake? What do you think? Did you write Bukkake on my arm? You don't know how to spell Bukkake? You didn't understand what I was writing? I forgot how to spell love. You know I used to do a podcast. Forgive me. I used to do a podcast. One guy listens to it. AI Nation, that was me, Dad. I was the listener, Dad. Fuck. Later. Later, guys.

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I'm spilling Topo Chico Margarita on myself. Goodbye. By the way, is this a cool move to in my desk drawer have this as my napkins? Yeah. Branded. Chipotle napkins. Yeah, that's great. Hey, I'll hit that with a... Poposal!

It's so aggressive. Real quick, Chipotle, can we get those cards again? The like burrito cards? The lifetime? I'm still going. I'm brave. I never got one. We got lifetime, but all of us but Kyle. One year. I think it was one year's worth. Yeah, I would like one. I never got the pleasure of having one. Oh, I got it several years in a row. Yeah, you fucked up. No, I never had the pleasure. I'm saying like the card lasted a year, though.

Oh, sure. Okay. But it was called a lifetime? I thought it was a lifetime, but I guess maybe it was one year. What the fuck? If it was a lifetime, I'd be fucking on the streets knocking on the door like, check it out. You guys always explained it to me like it was a lifetime. So you could go and get one meal a day every day for the life of that card, whether it was a year or what. Okay.

And I think I used it like three times because I felt like such an asshole is going in there. You get recognized. No one knew what it was. And then you're like, here you go. And they're like, what is it? The worst was when you didn't get recognized. And they're like, what is this? Your boobs are huge. Sir, your visa, please. And you're like, it's a celebrity card. And they're like, a what? I don't know. It's like a celebrity. I would just say gift card. I would just say gift card.

Yeah, it's just a gift card. And they go, oh, okay. Would you look at that? Didn't it say like celebrity card on it? It didn't say gift card on it. No, it didn't say celebrity card. I think it said VIP maybe. It had your name on it. But by the way, I also got one from Hooters. Oh. And my dumb ass, this was crazier.

This one had like $100 a day for a year. Oh, yeah. And I was like, here we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Went to the aquarium in Long Beach, hit up Hooters right after with the family and another family, balled out, dropped a card down, left the card in the fucking credit card thingy like a fucking bonehead. Oh, my God, man. That is fucking boner.

brain. Dummy. You lose. You just lost $1 million basically. And shout out to Hooters. I know you guys closed in Burbank, but I need the wings. So please. I know, man. I hate to get political. I hate to get polycharged. Polycharged. What's up? Let's talk. I'm ready. But I hate the way they're taking away our Hooters, man. We need them back because Burbank closed. Hollywood closed. Hollywood closed, right? Wait, what's up? Where's the nearest Hooters down there? Where's the nearest Hooters to me? We don't know.

anymore anymore because the kids don't like hooters anymore yeah they've gotten off off the boobs yeah i think the kids don't like the hooters no more that's really they can't be right because porn hub is the biggest fucking website in the world yeah right i mean why is that it's because everyone's living a double a double life right now you got your internet life you got your porno you got your real life where you're pushing wheelchairs and no one's got titties yeah and one one no one's got titties

That's right, by the way. In one life, you're reading books about how to raise your children. In the other life, your Bukkake search engine is on fire. You're cooking up the bukkes. Your Bukkake search engine is on fire. It's the yin and the yang. All right? It's on fire. That's what it is. It's on fire.

That's the duality of man. That's what it is. Put daddy's phone down. Never take daddy's phone. No, no. Not daddy's garage computer. I do love that idea. Hey, can I look up something on your phone? Yeah, for sure. Wait, no, no, no. No, no, no.

It's fine. You're getting a phone. Just go straight to maps. You go straight to maps. Let me type it in for you. Congratulations. We're going to take you to go get a phone right now. You're getting your own phone right now. Give me that one back. That's fun.

My hands aren't big enough to hold the phone. That's cool. Isn't that cool? Yeah. If you give me my phone back right now, I'll buy you your own phone right now. Give it right back. Right. Click another button. Do not touch that screen. Your ass is going to T-Mobile. You do not touch that screen right now. That's it. That's it.

Your ass is going to T-Bone. Your ass is going to T-Bone. Gotcha. Cricket. Honestly, I do think the moral of the story is Hooters, hook us up, please. Yeah, dude. We really miss Hooters. There's none down there. I'm ready to make the pilgrimage. I'll go to Mecca. I'm not even joking. Hooters wings are delicious. I know. Daytona wings are the absolute most fire wings. Why are they so much better? I remember them being pretty good. No, they're fine.

Do you go breaded or naked?

Naked grandma. Naked grandma. I don't know. Hold on. I got to find naked grandma now. I can't remember. Naked grandma. Nice. Didn't get to say it on the. We have to talk about that. Yeah, we definitely got to talk about that. Bookmark that. Oh, you guys did that? You guys did some. Dude, we did celebrity family feud. Wait, when does this air? When does it air? Let's save it for when we can actually talk about it. Isaac, when does this air and when does the thing. Naked grandma. This episode airs May 16th. Okay. Well, then we got to wait. Yeah.

Well, we could just say that we did it and we did not get to say naked grandma, unfortunately. Maybe we did. Maybe I said it, actually. Oh, maybe you did, but you didn't, though. Naked grandma! Maybe you don't remember. Whoa, tune in to find out who maybe said naked grandma on Family Feud. Naked grandma! By the way, both Adam and I had perfect chances to say it. We just did. And we just didn't. Perfect? Really? We got too wrapped up.

in the game. You fucking airballed the naked grandma? That makes sense, though. That makes sense. I bet you're competing. But, dude, my family stepped up, and when I failed, they said very funny things. Deliver. Deliver.

I cannot wait. My family was DiGiorno. His family was Delivery. Oh my God, dude. I can't even believe it. Both are pretty dope. Yeah, DiGiorno's good as fuck. Sometimes you're going to want Delivery and other times you're like, but we do have a DiGiorno and it's pretty good. Yeah, we do have a DiGiorno. It's pretty fucking good. Yeah, DiGiorno's chill, dude. And then someone shows up and it's like, it's called Boboli. You make it yourself and you say, get the fuck out of here! That's Kyle. I do like the Boboli. That's Kyle.

If you're going to make your own pizza, don't just buy the fucking thing. Yeah, I'm into that. I can vibe with that. What is Boboli? I don't even know what this is. It's like just the crust. Yeah, it's like the pizza crust that already has a crust and like a little... You don't know Boboli? You don't know Boboli? I'm...

Maybe you just never heard the name out loud. You've probably read it. Have you ever gone on Pornhub and searched Boboli? Bubali. Bubalo. Bubalo pizza.

Boba Loewe? Boba Ely? Bob Alley. Oh, the crust. Bo Riley? No, I don't make a lot of pizzas at home. Hey, dude, you should. I want to start, dude. Me neither, but this is just from... I want to start making more pizzas. When you go to the grocery store, the Bobleys are always just like,

hang on. And you're like, what is this butt-ass naked pizza crust? But they were hot when we were kids because they had the little ones. They had the little ones. I think we all know we come from different worlds where you were going to Murphy's Pizza. Yeah, we come from the wharf. We come from the wharf. Papa Murphy's, baby. Which is where you cook it at home. We were raised on the wharf, bitch. Yeah, you cook it at home. Blake, no you weren't. You were raised in a suburb way outside of the city where there's no homeless people.

There were five. There was three to five. Honest Al, who picked up cans. Also, I'm not sure you've ever been to San Francisco because you were amazed that I saw a butthole or a penis. What the hell are you talking about? I've been to San Francisco. It was weird. It did seem like it's been a while. There's guys with heroin needles hanging out their arms. You're like, what? No way. Not in San Francisco. I just didn't understand why they closed the

Hot, hot, hot, hot. Have I told this story yet about how Emma had a friend visiting from, I think, Senegal. I think she's from Senegal or Mali, the continent of Africa. I've heard of it. And she was like, can't wait to get to LA. Never been to the States. And we go downtown and we're driving around and she's looking at the buildings and like, whatever, like where she's from is developed, but this is Los Angeles, right? Yeah.

And we drive past that crazy silver orchestra center, like the Disney. Oh, the Disney one. That building's sick. The Gary, Frank Gary, whatever the fuck it's called. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very cool, right? Yeah, Gary. And right out front, this dude just bends over and sprays diarrhea into the street. I love it. As we drive by. Dian-V!

And she sees it and is like, what is going on? And I'm like, yeah, well, you know, it's a lot of wealth disparity. And sometimes, you know, there's no bathrooms. And she's like, we would just beat his ass. And I'm like, well, it's very litigious here in the States. We can't really do that. I love it. You teach him a lesson. You shit in the street, you get beat up. And I'm like, yeah. Whoa. And she got out of my car, went back two blocks. Whoa.

Yeah, now we're coming back. And hit him with the war. Showed him the war. But it was such like a welcome to America with somebody shitting in the street. Diarrhea. Goddamn, dude. And we're back from commercials. And better help, it does work. And one thing that doesn't give you diarrhea is factor. What was that?

Lin AF, Lin AF. What is Factor? Those meals that we got. Factor are pre-made meals, dude. I'm kidding. I wanted you to kind of talk more about it. Yo, I actually dig those meals. They're very good. Okay. I'm just saying the factors. And we're back. The factors are good, dude. In two minutes, you're eating some delicious Factor. No doubt about it. Honestly.

Honestly, give me more. Name your favorite meal go. Spicy poblano. The chicken with the cheese all over it. I like the chili bean. I like the chili bean. You know what's wild about Factor, guys, is it's never frozen. And as soon as I got it, I put it right in my freezer.

Dude, and it says all over the packaging, like, do not freeze. Like, no need to freeze. Absolutely. Under no circumstances freeze this. Yeah, I froze it. I froze it up. And it still tasted good. So shout out to Factor. Shout out. Fresh or frozen. It's no Bobobily, but it's pretty good. Bye-bye, Ellie.

Babalowie. Babalowie. Babalowie. But the personal Babalowie pizzas were off the fucking charts. You never made them. What does that mean? Like they're little? Yeah, they were tiny. I never made a full-size Babalowie. I only made- What are you, crazy? I never made it. Are you talking about Lunchables?

No, I'm talking about the tiny little... Yeah, homie, that's just a Ritz cracker. Yeah. No, the tiny little small, personal, bubbly pizza. You're holding up your huge hands with your big check hands. Yeah, those big check hands. The meat hooks. Yeah. I'm talking about maybe like a fucking seven inch diameter pizza here. Seven inches? Yeah. Huge. Seven inches? Like I said, huge. What the fucking pizza? I can't even imagine seven inches. Hang on a second. Seven inches? Yeah, there's literally no way to measure seven inches. What the hell?

Is there a ruler that big? Yeah, is there anything that big? Right here, baby. This big pencil. What the hell? It's huge, so it's like a four-inch long, I mean, diameter pizza? Yeah, what the hell? What?

Yeah, it's gigantic. With decently thick crust, but not really. You're talking the whole circumference. Yeah, it's huge, beyond belief. So it's like four or five inches, right? Yeah, about seven inches in diameter. It's a personal pizza. Unbelievable. Jesus. And you can make your own. You made your own. So you didn't have to share your pizza with your family. You could make your own pizza and make it out as fucked up as you wanted to. You know what I say? If it's too big to put the whole thing in your mouth, why eat it? You know, that's what I say. Pupil size!

With that attitude, we were not getting anywhere. I'm glad someone said it. Here's a cue. Did we give flowers to Jerry Springer at any point? Because... R.I.P., dude. R.I.P., dude. R.I.P. to a freaking comedy legend, really. I don't think people understand. Like, younger people who didn't grow up with this. How?

How insane it was. Did you say comedy? Yeah. Jerry Springer kicks the door in. It was unreal. He's a guy con. His talk show was truly out of pocket. And then all of a sudden there was like five shows that were kind of like that and sort of diluted. Everybody had to keep up with him. He started doing wild shit and then all of a sudden he's like, throw up.

No, dude, it was like right around the time everybody's like wrestling's fake. Jerry Springer came around and you're like, wait, is this shit fucking fake? This shit's real. This is real, though. It took wrestling spot. Dude, he was so prolific and so great at what he did that the security guard got his own show.

Yeah. Yeah. Like that's how his show got. Yes. You're talking about Steve Wilkos. Steve Wilkos. Chicago's very own. Yeah. Really? Yeah. And then he was the mayor back in the day. A mayor of where did we do we know somewhere in Ohio? I think. Yeah. The mayor. Yeah. Yeah.

prolific the mayor of cincinnati dude that's a real city i cincinnati freaking it's a bagel you know how it is it's a bagel we love cincinnati you know how it goes in cincinnati i would go i would go to say yes like jerry springer

could quite possibly be the like exact moment that we started to lean into just the decline of Western civilization though. Okay. Absolutely. You mean like shining a light on it or like highlighting it or what? Do you mean quality entertainment? Like you mean being awesome or like where it was like complete shock, like,

we want to watch the worst of what humans are capable of. - I will say, I always did have like a bad taste in my mouth when I would shoot my own load. When, - Boom. - It's a big, sorry. - That's called a VK. - Tastes bad.

When it was just kind of like a rich white guy in a suit watching all these poor people wiling out in front of him. And you're like, I don't know how I feel about this. But then you're like, half of it's made up. I don't know. And then at the end, he would give his words of wisdom. So you break even. Yeah. The words of wisdom really leveled everything out.

He had a thesis every time. I don't know. He just kind of lifted the rock of these weird subs. It was white trash all over the place, for sure. Just straight up... And what is white trash to you?

go ahead and define it yeah it was crazy it was me yeah it really was the first time that you saw that they were given a platform to just be it was the OG ratchet platform like we're all we're all pretty dumb in our own ways like I said earlier I'm a

I'm a dumbass. But seeing those people, you're like, oh, are we geniuses though? Did you say we're all dumb? Yeah. Okay. You're saying we, the four of us are all dumb, but then you watch that show and you feel very smart. The four of us in our own, in our own ways and smart in other ways. Like I said, like I said, um,

Kyle's so offended. No. But the people on Jerry Springer, you're like, oh my God, how are they in the same society? Right, right, right. Well, it was electric, man. You didn't know if they were going to fight or not. That was like they always... They were always going to fight. They fought 100% of the time. You always knew. But even people were coming out of the audience to fight. I know. I saw that clip today. Dude, it was like you couldn't really pin it down. You couldn't really pin down what was going on. I would like to watch the...

the evolution of the show because I do think it started from a point of it was real and then it definitely started to be like we have to have fights every time. There's a doc on it, bro. Morton Downey Jr. was doing this first. Well, then people are like, I'm going to go, we're going to go get famous by being on Jerry Springer and fighting each other.

and they agreed i mean dude the like when the mtv beach like version of it and those people like made up the whole thing and did get famous that was the shit that's right i think they cover this in an episode of like it's on hulu it's called the dark side of the 90s it's like when this daytime talks was there a bright side i was there i didn't see it fucking crazy right yeah that's what they're talking about in this fucking docu-series but yeah it's like

Did you say Maury was first? Did you just say that, Ders? No, I said Morton Downey Jr. That was the British dude? Was the first to do it. No, no, no. He was like the guy with the big gums who would be like, we got the KKK here and the Black Panthers. We're going to see if they can talk it out. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they would just fist fight. And you're like, of course. And then they would never talk it out. Yeah.

Yeah. And he was like chain smoking. It was, it was fucking raw. I don't know this guy. Looks like they did. Oh yeah. He was sick. He was in predator too. He played the like news reporter. Uh, he just was like, no,

Gnarly. Didn't Donahue kind of, Phil Donahue sort of march down that road? He was a little tamer, but yeah, they'd while out a little bit. Donahue, I just am thinking of Phil Hartman. That's all I can think of. Yeah, totally. No, but that was the thing. They kind of tiptoed around it, and then Jerry Springer was like all the way full tilt. I mean, shout out Jenny Jones, Rude Jude. Like, there's a whole genre. I wonder if they're Ricky, motherfucker Ricky Lake. Heard of her. Ricky? Ricky Lake. Well, Ricky Lake was in a movie, too. She was like a...

She had a movie. Yeah, she was a child actress. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Oh. Serial mom. Shout out serial mom. But when Jerry started to really pop off, he influenced those shows to get crazier. Oh, shit. Like, they started to get way more ratchet. I wonder since...

since the writer's strike is happening if uh we need to pitch this is the way i wonder if those shows like that are gonna like if they're just gonna be like okay we need daytime talk shows let's just green light five of them i mean nighttime talk shows but yeah yeah totally yeah prime time talk shows well i guess not even real talk shows because they can't have writers so it just needs to be like that shit shows yeah talk that shit shows that's the title right there talk that shit show

That's good. There it is. That's the pitch. Talk that shit show. Can we register that with the Writers Guild? No, we can't. No. Guys, we are forgetting to mention the most important part of Jerry Springer. Remember the Too Hot for TV VHSs? Oh, my God, dude. Unbelievable. Oh, my God.

Unbelievable. Oh, he had like an expansion pack. Yes. You could buy that? Oh my God. I don't really remember. I remember what they look like. I don't remember ever seeing them. But you remember the commercials. Yeah, I remember like the- They probably had boobs, right? Did they have boobs? Tons of boobs. Tons of saggy, terrible boobs, dude. Everywhere. Boobs.

Boobs. Everywhere. And then just like they would let the fights go and Steve Wilkos would step in, do his thing. A lot of lot lizards with their tits just flopping about. Yeah. Pod racers. The thing about this whole genre is that if you in the 90s, if you were a kid,

I love it. And you got sick and stayed home from school. Dark side. You were exposed to the most insane shit ever on television. You weren't like sneaking onto your laptop to like do whatever and like find that shit. It was brought to you by Nabisco. Right. Yeah. I wonder why. Do you think like kids, because a lot of kids like-

Inherently, kids, for the most part, are pretty good. Thank you, God! Says the guy with no kids. You just wait. What's up? Yeah, man. You're ready. You just wait. You know what I mean? But kids don't want to break rules necessarily. I got one that likes to cut people, but yes, they mean well. You know what I mean? If you are raising your kids, they mean well. We literally watched that shit, and we were inundated with it. Right.

Like they have to go online and seek out naughty shit. You know what I mean? Which they may or may not do. But like we sat down and just turned on the TV and we're flipping through channels and just, yeah, we were like, well, Sesame Street's over. Let me flip around. And it would be like, yeah, Jerry, this dude was face fucking about grandma. Bring him out. Okay. So you were face fucking his grandma. Let's hear about it. And then E.

they're throwing chairs. But we're tiptoeing. We haven't mentioned that at the end of every single episode it was Jerry's thoughts where he wrapped it up with the lesson of the day. Wait, we did talk about this. You fucking space catapult. Yeah, Dirk said he did that and he balanced it all out. At least he had that. That was the balance part. We all kind of talked about it. When did you say that? When we first brought it up. Yeah, just like four or five minutes ago. Feels like hours. It's a bangle.

Sorry, man. I was probably looking at the soundboard or something. Yeah, dude. Is there any take-backs, apologies, any epic slams? Let me think. Popo Sal! Shout out to Jerry. It truly was electric television. Yeah, it was. For anyone under the age of, like, 20. And then as soon as you're older than that, you're like, this is fake, and those tits are gross. Or really long. Or horrible. On the VHS. That being said, I will watch it if it's on. Yeah. That being said...

I'll still watch it. Adam Springer. I would love to apologize to Anders for not hearing half the shit he said today. I'm really sorry about that, dude. Maybe I blew my eardrums out. Yeah, I would actually like to, I would accept an apology from you also that is more or less about the volume and the aggressive nature of the board because, and it was

just to start off, I feel like you calmed down. You had this excitable energy right up top. It's still really loud though, is it not? That hurts. Stop!

That's fucking with me, man. Yeah, but maybe I got to turn down or something. We don't need you to do it. That's aggressive. Hey, TII, go in their DMs and tell them that they're bitches. No, no, no. Do not. All my borders. I'm sticking my borders on you guys, bro. They're trying to turn down the board. They need to freaking...

Well, it's not going to be this loud in the mix. It's not going to be this loud. They're going to adjust it in the mix. Todd, don't adjust this. Hashtag turn down for what? And that's another episode of... This! It's over already? This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This! This!

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