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What happened to just being like, I love my dog. My dog's great. You're dressed like a farmer. I love it. He's like 80 years old at this point. He's finding pit clits. And here we go. Oh, what a night. It's just one of these. Is it one of those days or one of those nights? Yeah. Oh, shit.
It's just one of those days. So what happened? I was going to be late and possibly even miss the podcast because the power went out in my house. And then luckily the power came right back on, right on time. And then now Kyle's not here. What happened? We're fucking living in a nightmare right now. It's 15 minutes late. Yeah, it came back on at about 12.05 and then I had to sit my shit up. And here we are.
I'm pissed now. And now Kyle's gone. Yeah, this is a real shit show. Kyle's gone. Can't help when your power comes on or off, so. Well, you can. You can with your votes. You can with your votes, okay? So thank you, Gavin Newsom, Newsom? Newsom? He's out of here, okay?
Wow. Probably charged out the gate. When I want to know something, I go to my guy, Blake. Yeah. He's got the answers and the information. He texted it earlier, so he did know the name. So now I know he's just playing a character for the podcast. Dude, you don't have to be dumb. We would love you even if you were smart. Yeah.
You don't have to be dumb for the people. That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me, dude. This is why Adam needs to get, and I say this, I know we did car talk the other week about Corvettes and stuff. Oh, man. This is why you need to get that F-150 Lightning. You can plug it in and power your house. Man.
I would love that. I can't plug it in, though, not in Newport. Really? What's up with that, Newsome? Because the garage is too small. It was an old 1920s beach cottage, so it's built literally for a Model T. Like, literally. Oh, my God. Right. The first car ever? So the garage is so small. Literally. Literally. Literally.
- Little, little E. - Model T is the first car ever, correct? Am I correct in assuming that? - No, it's the first mass production car. - Yeah, the first one that Ford was like, "All y'all can get this bitch." - Yeah. - Even you poor folks. - So to me, the Industrial Revolution, for me-- - Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Don't want to make it charged. At the base of what we, as we now know, as mass marketing. Sure, sure. Go off, King. Go off, King. Fluctuating dividends and global economy as one would imagine.
diversify his... We're coming in smart as hell today. This is when you're at a wedding and you get cornered by some business bro and he's just saying all of those words and you're like, does he not know what he's talking about? Because he seems like he's just saying, like he's just doing the bad character that Ders was doing. Like a guy that's just saying business words. Bad character. Really good character. Really good character. Thank you. Really great character work. You're so talented. You're so talented. Did you notice my space work baffled?
below the frame. I didn't. What were you doing?
A little bit of this? Like I'm going to tell you. Fucking steal it. A little bit of this? Wait, did we ever tell the story about how like when we would jerk off on camera in Workaholics, you couldn't really like show anything other than... I like that you said when, not that one time. Like when we would. Yeah. Which is how often we were jerking off on camera. There were several scenes where we were J-O-ing, whether it be by car, by plane, by boat, by office. Yeah.
By accident. By accident. You gots to crank down. Bygones be bygones. Yeah, so you couldn't show your hand. It was for whatever reason too vulgar to show your hand. I mean, you couldn't show your hand because then you'd see your dick, but you couldn't see below your elbow. You see your dick. Speak for yourself.
Where's his, huh? Yeah, what was he doing? Is he jacking off with two fingers? Yeah, you don't do that. It's just Blake is masturbating like this. Yeah, starting a fire. Just rubbing his index and pointer finger together. People, this is the world's smallest violin. It's like rolling a J. Just rolling a J. That's what Blake calls jerking off, rolling a J. Yeah, I'm going to go roll a J. I'm going to go roll a J real quick.
quick. There it is. Damn, that's pretty good. That's actually hot, hot, hot, hot. So you couldn't show from your elbow down, so it was just a lot of shoulder work, and you're like, I don't know, I don't really get... And it wouldn't read if you just were doing it below the frame.
Because your shoulder's not moving. Yeah, it looks like you're just bouncing. So Kyle was like, you gotta move your shoulder. Like, really work that shoulder. I feel like we did. We jerked off like Night at the Roxbury, basically. Gonna come! I feel like we could have had a lot more fun with that. We left a lot of jokes on the table with the shoulder J-O. Did anybody really start like... I'm sorry, did we leave a lot of jokes on the table? I think we
I feel like we did. I think we did covered all the jokes we are capable of covering. What was that table? That's our spinoff podcast. It's called Jokes on the Table. We just talk about the jokes we left. So many jokes we left on the table. There's a lot of stuff I wanted to talk about. So many left we left. After seven seasons, we still had so many jokes left. We had a movie left. We had a movie left. Oh my god, there's a shooter! Oh my god!
Holy shit, there's an intruder in my house. Oh, shit. Fucking Sasquatch. Jesus Christ. This dude looks like a trillion bucks. What up? What up? Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Hollywood Kyle. Hollywood Kyle. That was legit the scariest thing that's ever happened to me. I've kind of forgot. Sorry, dude. I thought you knew I was coming over, man. Sorry. For those people listening who noticed Kyle was gone because we didn't mention it. Oops. I mentioned it right at the top. Did you? Yes. Oh.
Oh, I guess I just didn't hear it. I asked where it was and you guys bulldozed me. I'm sorry. Where he was and you guys just plowed right over and then made fun of me for being 15 minutes late even though my power was out. What is the quote? You came on 15 minutes late. You were 15 minutes late. You just quoted time. Well, because of my power. We knew that it was my power. I know, but that doesn't make it...
you still came on 15 minutes late i don't care what i'm not mad it's just funny to me that you're like i came on as soon as i could come on it's not on me exactly which was 15 minutes after the time not quote unquote no air quotes okay okay sure and he does it with his thumb too sure he's he's just honking booty because it wasn't i wasn't quoting i was just grabbing i was grabbing the nugget that you threw out there i was
And I misinterpreted it. I'm so sorry. Yes, I lost my family.
What do you mean you lost your family? What do you mean? Nothing, man. Don't worry about it. What's going on, Blake? Just Kyle's here, man. And that's all I need. How did we leave that on the table? The air quotes with the thumbs. Sorry I was late today, guys. Oh, he was squeezing butts. Now, Blake, is this gigantic plants like supposed to cover like the trash that you have behind you or what's heaps? The heaps. You moved. You moved the camera completely. Yeah. No, I just wanted ambiance. I just, uh,
I felt like the plant was a good look. Let me know in the comments. Fucking Audrey 2 in the remix? Let me know in the comments. Slide in them DMs. And is that a real plant? So what is the deal here? Why is Kyle late? Or why is he at your house? Why is he here now? Well, Kyle's in town to fit his brother in a suit. I get it.
evidently everything fell through at the hotel he was staying at as far as Wi-Fi goes. He's pouring his brother into a suit? So he is now here setting up to get on pod. So we should have him for his side of the story here pretty soon. Truly got there in 10 minutes from this hotel. Yeah, it's pretty close. It's pretty close by. And that's what I love about LA is that it's just like everything's accessible. Is he staying in Universal or something? I don't know. What hotel are you in?
Amarado. What room? The Amarado, he says. Fake. Not a real name. Definitely not real. I think that's a cookie, dude. That's a cookie that you eat with coffee, I believe. That's a fancy Pepperidge Farm coffee cookie. Amarado. This motherfucker is just eating bed cookies all night. Look it. Here he goes, dude. He's getting in.
Yeah, I can't wait to hear his side of the story. Well, what the heck, Kyle, dude? I mean, don't even let me know when you're in town, man. I'm going to be up there this week. I want to kick it, homie. Would have known. He legit can't hear you at this point. So if you're listening at home, how hard are you right now? Is this just getting you there? Is this just riveting? Let me show you.
There it is. Look at this. What is love? Oh, God. I actually feel kind of sick because I have a lot of different liquid sloshing around in my stomach. One of them being pre-workout, which works. Beyond Raw. Yes. No shit. It works. I'm telling you, dude. You took pre-workout before the podcast? Yes, dude. He's putting in work. You're muted.
You're muted. You're muted. Me? You muted yourself. I feel like I could do anything. Yeah, you're, dude, you're not on. This one's off the rails, baby. This one's off the rails, and I like it. Why did you take pre-workout before the podcast? It, I just, I, you know, I'm out of buzz balls, so I just sat down. I'm trying something new.
Hey. Hey. What's up, Kyle Nudichek? Welcome, dude. Welcome to the pod. How it goes? Hey. Trucks make me cool. Oh, hell yeah. Whatever, I made it. Looking extra sexy in that car. Kyle, I do feel like we have to be careful with our overlap because...
because the echo. Nah, yeah, don't even worry about it. It sounds great. It actually sounds pretty spot on. I think this is good. We're doing a live sound check out there for all you TII lovers out there. Yeah. Where are my TII lovers at, dude? Jesus Christ. So what was Anna telling us? The internet beef that is going to be long gone by the time this episode airs? Who was hotter when they were young? Pacino or De Niro?
Pacino. Yeah, that's an easy answer for me. You think Pacino was hotter? I don't know. I feel like De Niro was a much better looking man. Handsome, but Pacino was raw sexual energy. And you can't deny that. That's why I think I'm attracted to Pacino. This guy was eating ass back in the 70s without a doubt. Hot, hot, hot, hot. Thank you. I love him. Love the guy. Is that?
Right? The tongue's going everywhere. Oh, yeah, for sure. His tongue is going everywhere without a doubt. He's finding nooks and crannies you didn't know you had clits in. You know what I mean? Wait a minute. That's Pacino, right? Is it Pacino or De Niro? It's science. Is it Pacino or De Niro? Huh? Pacino. You think he discovered the G-spot
The pit clit? Yeah. Yeah, he's in armpits for sure. And it's the 70s. It's hot. It's sticky. Did you just say pit clit? Hot, hot, hot, hot. That's something I never heard of. Dude, I didn't even know that's a real thing, Bam. I don't know what. I'm on Beyond Raw right now. I don't know what I'm saying. Bro, I'm about to crack open a fucking can over here, a little high boy. There it is. Everybody get your substances. Show your substances. Yeah.
Show your substance. Can you snort a line of that stuff? Wait, but so just De Niro. Okay. Handsome, more handsome. Yes, wine and dine you. Very shagadetic. He'll wine and dine you, but his 69 is going to be lacking. Yeah, but I feel like young De Niro was like...
I mean, he's the coolest looking motherfucker ever. Really? I like Serpico Pacino. Yeah, I mean, young Pacino just was unhinged in a way where you're like, whoa. I like Serpico Pacino. Me too. He's so freaking hairy and hot. Like Kyle, kind of. He comes in the room cranking down, is what we're saying. He actually looks like your dad, Kyle. Dude, I'm all over. Look at that guy. Yeah, that's tight. He's got beautiful eyes. We can say that.
Right? He's gorgeous. He's much sexier than De Niro, I think. I think he is sex. He is sex. Okay. Okay. What's the hottest De Niro? Which movie? Because I told you Pacino's hottest movie. What's De Niro's hottest movie? Yeah, exactly. Bad Grandpa? Yeah, probably Bad Grandpa or The Intern. Meet the Fox. 69, dudes! Okay, so there's Robert De Niro in...
in Serpico. No, that's Pacino in Serpico. Wait, Adam... Oh, sorry. No, no, that's how good De Niro is, is that that's actually De Niro. Adam might have just taken himself out of this argument because he's not sure which one's which. Because he misspoke and we're not allowed to do that, Blake. Fuck off. You fucking jerk. Blake, come on. Fuck off, dude. He just called Pacino De Niro. He needs to catch some flack. Yeah, no one's ever done that. No one's ever done that.
Wow, Ders, way to come to your freaking buddy's aid. I like that. Okay. This is a new Anders. It's not pile on pod anymore. All right. Well, there's the two photos and-
I don't know. Actually, that is a hot-ass pic of De Niro. It's very little, though. But Adam had a good question. What is the hottest De Niro movie? I asked that. Like, what is he the hottest in? Like, Taxi Driver? Like, what? Raging Bull, maybe? He was all boxing shape. Raging Bull, for sure. Yeah, but he had that nose. He had that nose thing on. Read some books!
Where did you guys go? I've lost you guys. Can't see you. This is the way. What's up? I can't see you guys anymore. I like clicked something closed. I think that's just your eyes stopped working because of the beyond. I don't need this. I don't need my eyes are going in and out as well because of the beyond. Oh, yeah. And Raging Bull De Niro had like a different he had like a fake nose on or some shit. Is that what is that what's happening? Yeah. He had like a fake broken nose kind of thing.
During the whole movie or just the end? The whole movie. The whole movie. I haven't seen it. I did not know this. Yeah. Whoa. Wait, what does he look like in Dick Tracy? I feel like he was really hot in that movie, too. Was it insane looking? I thought that's Warren Beatty. Warren Beatty directed it. Warren Beatty was Dick Tracy. He starred and directed. Okay. Where's that Hollywood button when you need it, dog? Oh, holy shit, dude. But that's Pacino. Yo, wait. Look at this De Niro. What movie is this? Whoa.
That's a hot ass De Niro. See, I think- Like the deer hunter? No, I'm saying he's more handsome. You are. But like, he's not finding that pit clip. He's just not going to do that. Also, am I tripping right now? Dude, I don't know. He's still having kids. He just had a new kid. Yeah, I saw that. He's finding the pit clip. Is it real? I know. What?
I got to get the kids together with him. We're all very stoked for him. Yeah, he's finding the pit clit, dude. No, no, no. Is he or is someone finding him? He's like 80 years old at this point. He's finding pit clits. I know. What I'm saying is that he kind of has that lay there beauty where he's like, I don't need to do much. They're going to find my pit clit. Whereas Pacino's got that. He's got those eyes. Everything else is unhinged. Yeah, he's got scavenger eyes. Scavenger eyes. Thank you. Popo Sá!
Yeah, that was just sexy, dude. Thank you, Kyle. He's a hunter-gatherer, and he's gathering clits. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Okay. I agree to disagree. Okay. All right. Yeah. Blake, is Pacino in Dick Tracy? Yes. Pacino's in Dick Tracy. Yeah. I don't even think it's De Niro. I think it's Pacino in Dick Tracy. Sorry, Adam. We just want to have the whole other conversation. They're both in it. I just don't think... He just doesn't do it for me. Pacino just does not do it for me. Really? Yeah. That's interesting to me. I get it. I get what you guys are saying with like he has like a manic energy. But Adam...
He would tell you you've got a great ass. Yeah, what the hell? Great ass! And he'd want to get all the way up in it. That'd be cool. I mean, it'd be fun to hang out. It'd be fun to party with the guy, but I don't want to fuck the guy like I want to fuck De Niro. That's my point, is he'll fuck you. Yeah, that's true. I guess it comes down to, like, what part of this is sex appeal? Like, do you like the scavenger eyes? Is that more sexy than traditional handsome? Chris!
Because I think it is. What is like his psychotic energy? I think that can be sexy. I think that's allowed to be sexy. You know, I think that that's tight. Sure. Sure. Yo, what up? There's my guy. Look at this bro going off.
I have Kyle's lower half on camera if you want to see it. Oh, boy. Yeah, where are those hands at? I want to see what those hands do. I got to pull this out of my pocket and start eating the apple. Oh, I was wondering. I was like, is that an apple in your pocket or your nuts just fucking swelling? So, Kyle, why are you down in the Southern California hemisphere? Donkey! Tell the truth. I'm down here for two reasons. Uh.
When did you get down here? I got down here last Thursday, Wednesday night. Wednesday night? Yeah, I had to rush down here because that morning...
I was packing to go to France. Packing. And I saw my passport was expired. Oh, yeah. I heard about this. Boneheaded. I got to keep it a hundred. Fully expired or going to be expired? Fully fucking expired like four weeks ago in April. Oh, buddy. So you're dumb. You're dumb. You're dumb. Super dumb. Book the trip.
to Europe without checking my passport. So that was stupid. So I'm a dumbass. So how quickly are you going to be able to get it back? We had to jump through some hoops and go through the office of Representative Brad Sherman, who's helping me out. You lose! And I'll be able to get it before I get on the plane on Wednesday, which is nice. And who is Brad Sherman? Who?
Who cares? Dude, he's the homie who's helping me out right now. That's what's going on. Are those his oaks? What does that even mean? What does that mean? He's the homie that's... He's like a friend of yours? I think he's a house of representatives. He's a California... What? Is this Newsom? It all comes back to Newsom?
That's what I was getting at. I knew it was someone, but we need to explain things for the podcast. Oh, yeah. Representatives. It's all connected. Illuminati. You're an Illuminati piece of shit. Okay. So how did you get in contact with him? What is this? Sex party? No. Sex party? You fucking Illuminati son of a bitch. Okay. All right. What was that one called? What? Wise Wide Shut? The sex party? What was the sex party in LA called? There's so many. There's so many.
There's so many. The one that texted Adam a long, long, long time ago. Oh, Sanctum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this was through Sanctum. Our accountant, they can pull the strings and call the people. You got your passport, your Sanctum, and your window. Oh, you got through Fratelli, our accountant. That sounds like a Robert De Niro character. Who's Fratelli?
You know what was bonkers about the way that my brain worked in the moment that I found out that it was fucking. Dude, I bet it was so funny. What happened in your brain? Dude, I looked once. It said 04-17-23. And I was like, okay, cool. I got a year. And then I'm like, wait, no, it is 23. Looked at it again. I'm like, that's fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. And I'm like, no, I didn't.
And then I took my phone out and I turned it on to camera mode. And I like looked at it through the camera. And at that point it was fucking real to me. Wait, what? And if you're just joining us now, we don't know either. Cheers, buddies. Yeah. Kyle is a can deep and spiraling. How many of them cans did you drink before looking at your passport? He's got a pile of cans over here.
You know, maybe cheers, maybe. Also, how do we know that's not Jimmy Hart? What's going on? So why did you have to rush down here to get Representative Sherman to help you? Bend over and I'll show you. Well, I didn't know if I was going to have to go in, right? So I didn't know if it was going to be like come in and then come back later. Oh, sure. So I just hit the road. And also, I played my first pickleball tournament this weekend in Anaheim. See ya. How'd that go?
fucking lost bro like out the gate lost like like one and done like didn't even get to warm up no dude we played me and my friend ryan max o'melia you guys know great ass dude's a g great actor long limb max yeah long limb max we played together and we did not play well as a partnership i'm just gonna put it out there have you played together before just for a little bit we only played for two days so i went
before that and then decided to get in the tournament and we got stomped. What didn't work between you guys? Different skill levels, attitudes, communication. Attitudes, communication, skill levels. Your boobs are huge. Is he harshing your mellow? Yes, but also I over strategize. Duh, that's what you do.
Your boobs are huge. You got to be in the moment, dude. Like you say, just be Vibro, to quote you. It's called pickleball, not strategy ball. Exactly, Durz. No, I thought that this was going to be a good thing. I really did, but it was a little bit too complex for us. And then we both got kind of locked into it, and we couldn't switch out. So we were just stuck. So once it was just kind of whoopsie.
Fuck it! But yeah, we went 1-7. Okay? 1-7. That's a terrible record. Horrible. One of the worst ones that was at the tournament. I thought you were going to say 3... Well, I couldn't be 3-7. So when you were saying, like, uh...
that you were like offended that you weren't part of the like celebrity pickleball thing are you now kind of looking at it and you're going like maybe i didn't deserve to be invited because i'm not that good or wow dude no i'm not thinking that i i'm not those people were awful though are you thinking like those guys are also at the same level of not that good as you i really think i just i just
I just clouded our brains with strategy and we didn't know the dance. The term is choke. We choked. And then we got in our head and we choked. And I haven't competed like that ever. Did you gag on the cock? No, we did the exact opposite. Are we bringing that back? You gagged on the competition cock? Here's live footage of Kyle at the comp. Choking. Choking.
We got you. Gagging on that competition cock. Kyle, wait, but didn't you also play one-on-one pickleball? That I played really, I did really good in the one-on-one. I still had one, my record was one and three, but those games were solid. Okay, so same. And I really did better than I thought I would, and that was after the eight doubles game with Rymax. Okay. Did you recognize anybody at the tournament? Had you seen any of these people online before?
In your community? In the pickleball community? No, this was a pretty random Cal State Fullerton thing that I signed up for on a whim about a month ago. A month and a half ago. Would you look at that? Did anybody say, after they beat you, did anybody fucking quote the pod at you and go like, you lose? How many people quoted the pod?
kyle you lose none shut up bitch oh what the fuck i know this wasn't a cool crew then it was not it was very small turning it was it was kind of like did anybody thank you for what you're doing for the sport yeah nobody well why didn't you cry about it nobody did man it was unfortunate i kind of went there i guess a little incognito damn yeah dang dude yeah but you know it's not over i actually enjoyed competing it was thrilling
I haven't done that. Durs, you do that, right? Allegedly. You did the marathon and shit. That's competition brain. I did the triathlon. Yeah, it's fun. Well, you're not... I mean, Durs, when you do like the triathlon and shit, because I haven't competed in like a real way. I mean, God, I don't even remember the last time. Are you planning on winning? You're not really, right? Because there's like guys that do...
Me? Yeah. I have personal goals, and then I'm also a total psychopath out there. Are you? Yeah, you want to win. Absolutely. Yeah. You enter races wanting to win. No, I know my...
I have my own like I win if I get here. You know what I mean? Like I know I have my goal because there's people who do this every fucking day. Yeah, there's like people that are like professional athletes. I'm a guy who's like in four, what was it, three and a half, four weeks that I trained and my buddy was like, let's do this. So I knew like what my wheelhouse was and I got there. So I'm stoked. Your boobs are huge. But I want to do better than I did last year. Right.
I wanna lose the boobs and see what happens. - You have. - Your boobs, I feel like you're looking pretty lean right now. I feel like you don't have any boobs right now, which is disappointing. - Your body's insane. - Yeah, it sucks. - I don't know what's going on. - My dad texts me about how insane your body is, so that's how good it is. - Wait, what? - Yeah. - Well, that was a year ago, and it was. - Wait, are you, so you're in worse shape now? - A month ago, I weighed like two belts, so it was, but it was more like bigger, fatter.
Very shagadelic. No, it was like fat on top of muscle as opposed to just... Actually, muscle weighs more than fat, which is why it was like both muscle and fat. Junker. I'm finally down to 185, which is where...
about where I want to be normally I like after that Indonesia trip after it was like after the holidays then went on like a 10 day Indonesia trip where all I did was eat and drink I weighed 199.8 pounds hey that's 200 round up round up call it two give it a kiss no I was kissing the underbelly you're kissing more than the underbelly dude like kissing that's the pit that's the pit clip sucking on that tank you found it you fucking up in the pit clip going haywire yeah dude
But it never hit the two. Never hit the two. Good for you. I'm still down here. Yeah. Wouldn't love to get down there. Gosh, I'm so big. I'm so fucking, fucking hungry. I'm so fucking, fucking hungry.
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Dude, I went to a crazy party. It was like an art show for Pierce Brosnan, like did this art show. Cool. Hey, mate, would you take your clothes off and pose for me? I would love to paint. Yeah, all right. Making pictures of Adam. He doesn't say mate. He's Irish, dude. He does not say mate. All right, lass. Hey, lad. Lass. Lass. Yeah, a lot of lasses. No, I just said that because like...
He forgot your name and just throws that in there. Yeah. Hey laddie, will you strip down and spread your cheeks so I can paint them?
Absolutely. It's a party. But, dude, the crew there was hilarious. It was like, I mean, there was people in ascots. The first guy I saw had a monocle. I'm like, this is tight, dude. Wow. I truly never met a person with a monocle. That is insane. Did you think you were at another punked episode? Dude, it was nuts. And there was real, real art people. Meanwhile, I'm dressed as a construction worker. I'm wearing a tan car jacket. Why? I don't know. Why?
What is going on? Because I came from Orange County and drove up there. I didn't have like my LA clothes. I just had like beach clothes. But why were you dressed like a construction worker down in Orange County? Ever. What do you work OC construction, bro? I'm always working on shit down here, dude. Were you helping construction teams? Yeah. Were you doing a YMCA? I don't know.
Why did that get quotes? I get it. You were like blue collar chic. That's what you were doing. I get it. That's hot. That's hot. Right, right, right. Yeah. I don't know. I was just like, this is the nicest outfit I could put together down here. And I go up there and I'm like, oh, that guy has an ascot. That guy's wearing a monocle. There's Paul Mitchell.
The Paul Mitchell guy? The hair dude? Yeah. The hair dude was there? But his name's not Paul Mitchell, right? That's the whole thing? It is, and it's something else. Is it really? Really? But I've seen him in a Ferrari before drive past me, and I was like, fucking jizzed in my pants. I love it. This little...
Asian man from Vanity Fair was there. Okay. He was wearing a tuxedo, but tuxedo shorts. Wayman? Which I'm like, this guy's cool as shit. And shout out to that guy. Yeah, he was sick. Yeah, he sounds cool. It was a very cool, weird crew. And how'd you know that's who he was? He introduced himself. He interviewed me about, because I'm in...
the movie with Pierce. And so he was like, Hey, what do you think of his art? You were like, how's your vanity fair? Cool art too. Like I could see, I could see Kyle doing something like this. Cause it's, it's his artwork from, uh,
Like it was like doodles from movies he's done in the past. What? Like on their scripts, like on his scripts. Oh, that is hilarious. So and then like different doodles, like just on different pieces of paper. There was a hundred of them. Wait, wait, wait. There's a short film, experimental short film he did. And then like a hundred pieces of like proper.
proper canvas artwork that anywhere from like the early 1980s to current work that he's done. So this is his first show. What was the name of the show? Bras Draws. It wasn't. That'd be a good title. Bras Draws. Do you want points for that? I don't fully. Oh, Draws. Draws. Draws. Points. Draws. Yes. Yes. So like from the Remington Steel days.
Yeah. Wow. Did he have Missed Outfire? He did not. There was only a few scripts. Fuck. So did you miss Outfire? What scripts did he have? Yes, he had. The Matador? Did he have anything from the Matador? I would buy that. I think he did. I think he did have the Matador. The fucking Matador. He was about to go on a Tatum run. Knock on that, Matador. Matador.
Yes, points! But dude, I think this is going for a lot of money. I was like saying like, I need to buy a piece. I need to buy a piece. And then Chloe was like, yeah, the one he did, because he did some of like famous artists that inspire him. So he did like a painting of Bob Dylan.
And Chloe looked it up. It went for $1.2 million. Holy Toledo. And I was going like, oh, maybe we get that one. And then I'm like, well, I'm not going to buy a $1.2 million painting for my boy Pierce. Is there a homie discount with Pierce? Is there a homie discount? I said that. I was like, hey, is there a homie discount? And he's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
You're dressed like a farmer. I love it. Totally. Really funny stuff, bro. Go fill in a pothole, mate. You're a funny lad.
What your ass said? Wait a second. So why are they going for 1.2 million? Is there something I don't know about Pierce Brosnan in the art world? And it's Brosnan. I think Pierce just has really super duper rich friends. And he is also very famous. So I think the combined is like,
like rich people know him is this because he was in Thomas Crown Affair and he's kind of like it's kind of like how Paul Walker or like people become like part of the car guy now that I was in Fast and the Furious is that it? I think you're right I think you're onto something yeah he tells everybody he stole all these from himself I stole these that's why Johnny Depp is still a pirate to this day
Yeah, he got two in character. No, I just love wine now, right? Exactly. And I got scurvy. Wow, that's so true. People just fall in and they don't come back. Yeah, that's what happened to Ernest. Hey, look at us. We're still our workaholics characters. Yeah, look at Blake's hair. Look at Blake, man. He can't get out. I'm trying. He can't. Are you trying? I think you ought to be doing it.
I guess not. Yeah, but he still has to... But I don't want to undermine him. Of course, of course. Never, never. I would almost argue you kind of did, which is that he has rich friends and he's famous. What is his skill level or his interpretation? No, and also on top of it, he is very good. Okay, there we go. It's cool to see his different styles and how he's evolved from the 80s and what he was doing then to what he's doing more recently.
So the Remington Steele script is just him drawing dicks all over the thing. And then as you get later into 007... Blake Anderson, ladies and gentlemen. Could have been anything. Of course it's dicks. He would just draw these cool doodles of different faces and different things that inspire him. What movie is that? Remington Steele? Remington Steele was a TV show. It was a TV show. Oh, okay, okay. Got it. That's what every mom...
Because it came out in the early 80s. So my mom was like, oh my God, Remington Steele. Like moonlighting, before he became a movie star. Yeah, she knows him more as Remington Steele than...
James Bond because she's not a James Bond gal. She's not a Bond girl. She's more of an Austin Powers babe. But no it was a lot of really really cool stuff that I was like oh I think I think I'm going to swoop that up and then it was like once I found out is like going for 1.2 million bucks I'm like yeah I
I don't think so. Good for him. That's a very expensive piece of art. Yeah. And now I know, not that he's not a hyper successful movie star, but I do believe I saw in the news a few months ago that he was selling his house for like $80 million. It was $100 million. It was $100 million. Yeah. And I'm like, well, how is he doing that? And now I'm starting to understand that this dude was just farting out fucking. Oh my God.
Chicken scratch from his scripts and being like, that's 500 grand right there, by the way. That's cool. Okay. Well, I don't think he's never... I still have all. I guess he's never really sold... He's never had a showing before. He's never had... So this is his first time. One of one. And so I think...
He just had so much art at his house. I think his wife was finally like, you have to get rid of some of this. We'll keep the ones that I really want at the house. Do you guys have any of that shit? Do you have any of your scripts that you doodle on and do all your notes and do that kind of stuff on it? Even sides and stuff? No, dude. I throw away. I mean, Blake has absolutely everything. And I laugh at him for collecting. I do, too. I have so much shit. I took Adams out of the trash.
I just threw away all the Workaholics movie scripts that I had written all my notes on. I would love to have caught Blake getting a script out of the trash that Adam threw away. I had to. I just, for, keep saying. No, Adam, you. Yeah, but then when we go to pitch our notes, Blake keeps beating me to the punch by pitching all my ideas. I think it would be funny if Adam ran really funny. Yeah, if Adam ran funny and farted a lot.
If you ran away farting, that'd be funny. That was my genius idea. Dude, I think I have, I think I even have like mail order comedy scripts, like crossbows scripts with notes in it and drawings and stuff like that. I got to go dig through that shit. Yeah. Yeah. I got so much shit. Cigarette holes in the corner of them and shit.
man for real these pages tell a story right here and i'm not talking about the courier news i think i saved them i saved them for times like when i'm this old like now is when i should go look at them because that when i held on to it and how old do you think you are right now i don't know bro i'm fucking there's no way to tell he's not we've established he's not good with dates so i'm a man no i suck at him i suck at calendars and calendar math i'm very bad at calendar math i can't
can't remember years adam knows years adam knows when we did fucking i bet he could tell me when we did crossbows and mustaches i have no fucking clue what year that was i bet that was oh six or oh seven right this is the way i would say like oh four oh four two years adam did it again yeah
Unbelievable. I'm not great at it. I just know like the general. I was kind of like, what is this? I would say it was anywhere in the early aughts. Yeah, I'm not like a genius about it. I just know that it was. But you're better than me, so it's always like awe-inspiring. I'm like, oh, you know that. Wow. Wow.
This is coming from the guy who is going to travel to France and didn't have his passport ready to run. That's what I'm saying. He's not good with calendar masks. He's still going to send it. You know decades, though. Don't sell yourself short. What are you doing in France, Kyle? Well, I'm going to sell Adam's movie, Baby Nooch's Thriller. So that's the first...
Mission. And do people at home know who Baby Nooch is? Baby Nooch is Kyle's brother, Adam. Knew a check. Yeah. The one who paints his nutsack yellow and does splits. And makes movies. I painted it, but. Blake paints his nutsack yellow and he does cool splits. That's right. And there's still a mark on the Workaholics floor.
House floor. Yep, yep. Yes, there is to this day. So he made a thriller film like two summers ago. Elevator pitch, elevator pitch. It's called Stranger in the Woods. What happens when a dog goes missing out in the woods? When a dog goes missing? Damn, son, where'd you find this? Yeah, it's kind of homeward bound. You know I'm not good at pitching. It's like, whoa.
what are you good at why are you going to france oh yeah wait what are you you're going to france you're going to france to do exactly that fuck the passport bro stay here no i got a trailer done i have a trailer and a poster i have a trailer trailer done poster done i have all that shit hey aren't you uh the asian guy from vanity fair will you watch this on my phone real quick yeah but what happens when someone goes uh
I just explained to me the movie real quick. I'm a huge, huge, huge movie investor and I have deep, deep pockets, but I don't have time to watch a trailer. I don't have time to do this. I'm getting, I'm literally getting in this elevator. Give me the elevator pitch. Like, wait a minute. Kyle knew it. Check. Right. We're by the way, we're training you on the podcast. Okay. After, after surviving a Trump, after Trump, after surviving a traumatic event, Jeff Tremaine. Uh, yeah.
Our main character goes to the woods with her friends to try and decompress. Is it real? While out there, her service dog, her therapy dog, her warm blanket goes missing. You lost me there. And everything points to...
The guy next door. The scary guy next door. Okay, that's cool. That's interesting. And that guy is played by none other than... Friend of the pod, T.A. Spencer. T.A. Spencer. Is that his stage name? Yes, his stage name is T.A. Spencer. Yeah, who's Teddy Spencer. T.A., not Teddy? No, he's going T.A. in the film. I love it. I like that. That's fucking sick. It is, right? T.N.A. T.N.A., baby. T.N.A., baby.
Tits and ass Spence. I can see the Rolling Stone magazine cover now. Yeah. Which part did I lose you on when I said warm blanket, huh? Well, so let me just set up the fact. No, because Dears hates animals. Hang on. We'll get to that. Because what? Dears hates animals. Donkey! Donkey!
hang on. Teddy is an amazing actor. From what I've heard, he kills it in this movie and there's no doubt in my mind that he does. He does. So I'm sure it's going to be fucking taught, suspenseful, and all that. Service animals. Yes. It's a problem. It's a fucking problem. What?
What is the, you don't believe in it? I love it. People bringing full on golden retrievers onto like airplanes. Here we go. He's under my legs. And you're like, you don't fucking need this thing. What's going to go, what will go wrong if this dog's not here? What's going to happen if this dog's not here? Well, it's not here. It's where they're going that they need the dog. They don't need the dog on the plane.
No, they don't. They don't need it. No, they need the dog everywhere. We've convinced ourselves that we need these dogs places. No, this is a good topic. You might grow as a person if you don't have the dog. Oh, no, you're going to have to figure shit out. I'm with you. I also think it's crazy. It doesn't really bother me. Now, if they have a golden retriever, they have to buy another seat. They can't just bring on a golden retriever and have them, you know what I mean? They have to buy.
Buy another seat. Multiple seats. I will say, I will say in the film, Anders, we don't have a jacket on the dog or anything like that. Nobody has jackets on these fucking dogs. Nobody does. I want jackets on the dogs. And by the way, I'm not one of these guys who's like fucking service Shetland Pony was on a Southwest flight. I don't care about the
I don't know who that guy is. They've had him. You're not that guy, pal. They've had him. But listen, if you're bringing on a dog that's more than like 25 pounds onto an airplane, shove that fucker underneath. If you need it when it gets there, it's going to be fine. You put it in a crate for three hours. It's fine. I know. I agree. It was because they don't want because it's traumatic or whatever. It's not. And I agree. I'll tell you what's traumatic. Me meeting that dog on an airplane. I'm like, well, give the dog something.
to sleep, like, go to a veterinarian, get, like, the medicine to put it to sleep, give it to them right before they go on, fucking poison that dog, give them the drugs to fucking pass out for three hours, and then when they wake up, they'll be in fucking wherever. So what Adam's doing right now is talking reason.
Give him the drugs. He's being logical. Wait. So wait, you're saying if people are allergic to dogs like my wife, she's fucked. If she's on an airplane from like L.A. to New York for six hours to like a German shepherd, which I have seen, she's fucked for six hours. Oh, yeah. We brought my husky to Montreal and the fucking place was covered in fur, dude. Of course. It's a fucking newfound.
nightmare. I wanted my dog with me. I wanted my dog over there. If someone has like a peanut allergy and you're on a 747, you're not allowed to open up a box of peanut M&Ms or they're going to fucking die. Yo, I feel you on this. I feel you on this. I'm not going to argue. Meanwhile, your dog's taking a shit on my shoe. What the fuck? They're fucking pug
Butthole all spread out. My dog took a shit in Germany. I'm pissed now. So, Kyle, your dog isn't a service animal. Is that right? Is your dog a service animal? Koda is a service animal. Koda is. Why? How? Why? Why?
Why? Because we wanted to bring her. I didn't have an opinion until now. Why? Because what? Because my wife wanted to travel with her on her trip to Montreal. Exactly. And let me tell your wife something. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is all good. I feel you, Durs. I feel this argument. I'm not like...
Well, why don't you cry about it? Just to get the fucking dog out there. You know what I mean? Absolutely. No, you fully used a loophole so you didn't have to pay for putting it up. No, we kind of maybe used a little bit of the loophole. Everyone does, of course. Well, dude, we know that you're plugged in. We kind of did. Your homeboy representative Sherman, Brad Sherman. Yes, shout out to Big Brad.
Illuminati. You know how to get in there. Yeah, we did it. And it was... I didn't... Wait, so wait, wait, wait. What's the process of getting an animal designated as a true service dog? You want to know? I'll tell you. Probably going to a doctor and saying you need one. It's not a doctor. It's a therapist. You need to be like...
you need to get a recommendation from your therapist. - No! - A therapist? So it's not even like medical, it's just like, - It's not even real. - Hey, this'll probably help me. Okay, here, go ahead. - Yes, and this is exploited. - Damn. - It's like you like petting your dog and it brings you joy, so you can. - Wow. - And while we're at it, bringing your dog to work, get the fuck out of here!
Nobody wants your dog at work. Nobody wants it. Wow, so all those times I brought my dogs to work, he hated it. Ders has gone full heel. Here we go. Not a fan. Here he goes. Not a fan. I actually am kind of in agreeance with Anders. Dogs in the trailer? Not a fan. Yeah, I mean, it seems like people are abusing... It does not bother me because I like dogs, but...
I do too. I understand for someone that viscerally hates dogs like Durs, it would be... Dude, I love dogs. But where does it stop? All of a sudden, you're marrying your dog. I love dogs. Where does it stop, guys? Yeah, you're licking your dog's fucking pit clit. Pit clit? Where does it stop? By the way, they have eight pit clits. Yes, points! Oh, my. I guess I'm just like, what...
the fact that people think they need a dog is the problem. Okay. I like this. Go ahead. Here, everybody turn it down. Try weaning yourself off of not being around your dog all the time and being with your own thoughts for a moment. And by the way, I'm not saying I'm perfect. They're like, I don't need certain things. Like you are. I think you are. Like I don't need beyond raw pre-workout to show up on this podcast and maybe talk too much. I don't give a fuck. What I'm saying is,
Maybe the problem is that you always need to have an animal with you. Try it out. Well, yeah. You're saying that you're telling people to battle their insecurities? It just seems like a fucking privilege gone wild.
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Anders, did you have like a blanket or like a stuffed animal when you were a kid? Are we talking about Meekwe? Oh, he had one. He had a name. Are we talking about Meekwe? Probably? I don't know. Sure, I had a Meekwe. We all had a Meekwe. What is Meekwe now? Meekwe was my blanket. Okay. And what...
And then at some point. How long was Meek Wee with you? And was it stripped from you? Was it a decision? No, you got over it. You were like eight years old. And then Phil Durst's dad ripped it out of his hands when they were getting onto a flight. And he said, you don't get your service blanket. And lit it on fire. No, actually, Adam, he cut it into a bunch of pieces and made me eat it.
Oh my god. Your dad is amazing. I'm living in a nightmare. Too real. Too real. And then when I had to shit on a plate and then he put lighter fluid on it and he lit the shit on fire and then I had to smoke that dust. Oh god. It all makes sense. And then the smoke I blew out, he inhaled and looked at me and said, mine now.
And I was like, all right, well, I got to write that down. It's going to go in a movie someday. I'm sorry, mom. And he said, mom. It all makes sense. But anyway, that's what happened. Well, I'll tell you what. Why'd you ask? I'm going to take out the service animal part and just say her dog. I'm going to keep it simple because I don't want, when I do this pitch in the elevator, I'm taking it out, Durs. Thank you for your notes. Yeah, good note. Good note, Durs. What happened to just being like, I love my dog. My dog's great.
And being like, I can't leave my dog. Yeah. So on this pitch, Kyle, it's the dog that the woman loves to death. Yes. Her best friend. Her best friend. I've seen the film. I don't remember it being that big of a part in the film, actually. Okay, great. Well, evidently, it's the whole crux of the movie. People love dogs. Save the dog. No, there's big twists. There's big twists. I didn't even give away the midway twist or the fucking three-quarter way twist.
There's twists. Perfect. I can't wait to see the movie. Okay. The launching point of the movie is this, what you just pitched. Yeah, the log line. Yes, this is the launching line. This is the launching point. Yes, because it becomes what the fuck happened. Launching line. The launching line. By the way, Kyle, I'm in if this is like a service animal for somebody who like can't see. I know. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I hear you. I hear you. He is a good guy. He is a good guy. Yeah, he's just not in for trauma. He's like, fuck your traumas.
But if you can't see... Friendship. No, I'm saying that's not the solution to trauma. It's not. Is to bring your dog on an airplane for everybody else to deal with. I do understand that. I mean, I feel like it's gotten... I like this. It must have gotten harder to get a dog because I've noticed...
There's less and less now, but there for a while, for a few years, it was like you get on a flight and there's like 25 dogs on this fucking flight. And you're like, my God. Well, is there anything to having flights that are dog friendly? Like dog lovers all go on this one flight.
Like, Air Bud? Yeah, come on. A dog airline. That's great. I love it. Air Bud. That could be kind of cool. I'm down for that. I love it. It's like freaking Dr. Dolittle in the sky. Dude, yeah, Air Bud. Until those dogs all start to attack each other and then you come back and there's just bodies. No, I feel like there's a hole in the market. Hey, you're either on the flight where dogs attack each other or where humans are fucking fighting. They're all chaos in the sky right now. That's true, dude.
Yeah, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe those people just need dogs or cats to sit on their laps and they'll be fine. Yeah. See, there you go. I'm living in a nightmare. Did you guys see the viral video of the guy like teeing off on the baby? Yes. Like screaming about this baby. We've been here for 45, that baby's been crying for 45 minutes. It's a baby. It's a baby though. Yeah, they're like, dude, it's a baby.
Dude, you're on a good one. I understand being a little perturbed because we've all been on a flight where there's like a baby screaming. You're like, oh, man. It sucks. Shut the fuck up. This sucks. Control your fucking baby. I've been on a flight to Europe where it's like, oh, shit, this is a 10-hour flight and this baby is sitting right next to me and it's screaming the whole time. It's the worst. The screaming in French.
But man, you're on a good one if you just start screaming about a baby. Yeah. Also like, you know, croissant.
The crew can bring him headphones, right? Yeah, you would think so. Give him something. This fucking asshole. Well, everybody just has to understand babies are just going to be babies. Like you were a baby once. You probably did the same shit. Just like let them do their thing, man. No. Yeah, it sucks. Or we have a baby airline. Yeah.
Right. I like what Blake's doing here. He's making these specific airlines for people that are annoying to go all be together. That makes sense to me. Wouldn't that be cool? I see what you're doing. You're telling people you belong on this airline. See, certain people get to go here and certain people don't. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, I'm saying that. We're just saying it's more than welcome over here. I'm saying that. Okay, canceled. I'm saying that. Canceled. Hated it. Yeah.
No, it's preference. It's not you have to go on this flight. It's just like, why didn't that person go on the dog flight? Yeah, but then, dude, there's going to be weirdos with kinks. There's going to be a guy who's just like, loves sniffing babies. He's like a fucking creep. He's having a baby. Fucking Robert De Niro.
What? Are you coming at my co-star? Yeah, who's just into sniffing babies and he's on by himself and he's just there just like, yes, all the babies are crying. Yes. You know what I mean? Oh, so you're saying you get on the baby flight with all the moms and then there's this weird bro in the back with no child. Might not be a bro. Might not be a bro.
probably is it's oh no yeah maybe it's like that no maybe it's just like weird old lady who's like i just love children well i was a bro doesn't need to i mean a girl can be a bro okay yeah you're right we're all pretty bro we're bro we protest you know yeah we're bro adjacent yeah i feel like it could just be like a fucking creep with pocket protector just saying oh so a girl can be a bro if a if a girl acts like a bro right that's what you're saying like uh
girl bros yeah i feel like if you ever liked workaholics you're a girl bro you might have been a bro right yeah you know okay so a bro is no you're a barrage yeah you should be a bra it's without gender thank you barrage is without gender that's that's why we created barrage it's all encompassing i remember that conversation vividly yes yeah we're like adam was sitting right here recount blake was across from me kyle was on the couch i remember it and
We were all doodling in our scripts. I remember. We're thinking of 30 years from now when we're going to sell it for a million. And Adam looked up from the penis he was drawing and he said, Braj. And we said, that's it.
We said, that's it. And I said, give me that script real quick. He's like, nah, I'm going to toss that. Braj? What did you just say? No, before that. Braj. He said, let's get Mendocino Farms. And we're saying, no, before that. Braj. And so it was. And so it turned out. Braj shall be non-binary. I love you guys so much. Dude, I was supposed to, next month, I was supposed to do all this press for The Outlaws coming out July 7th on Netflix.
Yeah. Supposed to do all this press for it, and now it's all canceled because of this writer's strike. I didn't realize that that was all going to be- What? Wait, why? Oh, the press run is? Like talk shows and stuff, because they need writers. Oh, okay. I'm pissed now. Like the movie's still coming out. Yeah, so Pierce was going to do, I think, Kimmel. Oh. Nina Dobrev was going to do-
I think like Seth Meyers show, whatever that's called. And then I was going to do the Tonight Show and we're not going to do any of it now. Right. Because they're all on strike. Those are the ones that really. Yeah. But I guess I guess we're doing. So you've got time to do Rick Glassman's podcast. Yeah. Yeah, totally. I'll do I'll do Ricky Glassman's pod. Perfect. OK, there we go. Dude, I love being on that pod. Me, too. See you there. Yeah, too.
Yeah, let's do it. Perfect. But I guess we're going to do the Today Show because they don't have writers, which is weird, which I figured that they would have, but I guess they're just in a different union. It's all freestyle. Someone's writing those questions, but it might not be a guild thing. I don't know how that works. Yeah. So we're doing the Today Show. They're going to wing it. They're going to wing it for four hours. The writer, producer, the producer. So we're going to... Yeah, we're going to...
talk about our movie um early early early in the morning that's how people are gonna find out about the outlaws it's a bagel don't yeah just be careful be careful about it's a bagel you could go viral off i think i'm past my it's a bagel point in my life like now if i have to get up early and be on tv i do try to go get some sleep cut to me five years ago okay adam if the clippers won the finals
That night, you weren't getting part of your face off if you had 6 a.m. press the next morning. And it's real. For what? For a movie that I'm excited about promoting or just for bullshit? Blake is still holding on to his logic here. No, it's an honest question. Just say for this movie. But last night, the Clippers won. No, I wouldn't. Won it all. No, I wouldn't. And you were in the building. I mean, it depends. I respect that. If it's Cleveland morning...
Or Cincinnati morning local news. It's a bagel. I might not. But if it's national, if it's a national thing that millions of people are going to see, then I think I would probably try to go to bed at a reasonable time. Think about how viral Blake's moment was. It only helped. It only helped. Dope.
Correct. It was dope. Right. And I know it was kind of more on character on brand. I'm not sure about the character in your movie. I don't think he's a bagel. Yeah. Clipper fan specifically. But if you had a viral moment with this hangover and so forth. True. True. I just work it or no. Yeah. I don't think I would do it now. I really don't. I don't think I would do it now. Uh,
It depends. Because you've sold out. You're part of the machine? I'm part of the machine now, yeah. You're part of the system? I would wish for you to have a night where the wheels could just come off and, you know, but that's... Well, I do, and I would...
If I'm really proud of this movie and I'm really excited to promote it and I want to. So I don't want people to be like, I don't even know what the fuck he's promoting. This guy's a drunk asshole. Right. Hoda would throw you in a fucking chokehold. Now, if you're promoting workaholics, then it would have been on brand for us to show up fucking drunk for these morning shows. Yeah. Which then it would have been cool because our fans would have been like, fuck. Yeah. Adam, do you think that maybe you're picking the wrong movies then based on that?
Yeah, maybe your career is entirely going in like the wrong direction. Yeah, that's possible. Yeah, you're supposed to just fall into the role and continue. Remember, you're not supposed to branch out of anything, dude. Yeah, you're supposed to do the same thing over and over. What the fuck is going on with you? Why are you branching out? Are you fighting your inner Dan? Yeah, dude. And that's your character in Muppets is the same as Anders Holm. Yeah. Anders Holm, Vic. Yeah, he's just shaves and has stuff in his hair.
same guy so completely different okay which hey I started watching Muppets I really like it it's awesome it's fun right yeah cool show it's good to see the band back together they're back baby Dr. T who's your favorite guest star so far
Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins is in the first episode. And I was like, oh, wow. It kind of threw me for a loop because they even like allude to his like wrestling career, which like is a deep, deep cut. But like he owns a league now, a wrestling league. Yeah, he has a federation. Sorry, federation. But the fact that Billy Corgan did a Disney Plus show, I was kind of like, holy shit, that is ridiculous.
rare is it anymore i don't know well he's still just a rat in the cage don't get it twisted that's what i was thinking despite the rain well i think i think what happened with them is uh they tried to go on that big arena tour and no one bought tickets so i think he's like i need to remind people that happened really nobody bought smashing pumpkins seems crazy to me i've
- I feel like Smashing Pumpkins fell out. - They canceled, no, not even close. - Fuck it! - What? - Do they not translate to today's ears? - I guess not. - They're not following the-- - I love Smashing Pumpkins. - Yeah, I like Smashing Pumpkins too. - I feel like they should be translating right now even to deep emo polls. - I think they just dipped too hard. They were so white hot in the '90s
And then they dipped and were gone for 25 years. Dude, 1979? 1979 is the fucking sickest track. They had a track on that show Beef that killed it at the end, the end track on Beef. Dude, they rock. Had fun watching that. I know. I love them too. So I think he's probably like, yo, I got to let people know. Yeah, do some cameos. Do some cameos. Let people know we're out and loud and proud.
But I also do think that Billy Corgan is like a divisive person. Like some people are kind of like, eh, he's like kind of a little weird and some people are... Yeah, he talks about how he's seen aliens and stuff. Yeah, we all have. There's nothing wrong with that. We all have at some point. It's all good. Yeah, that's fine. What's wrong with talking about that? I heard he brings animals on airplanes. It's a... Well, no. Divisive.
That's where I draw the line right there. This bro's just got parrots on planes. God damn. So, Todd, you put the Smashing Pumpkins tour just here. Producer Todd. Because, I mean, yeah, I'm sure they still are on tour. Yes. I thought it was a COVID thing that wrecked them. Am I just giving them- I thought that they did. I remember an article reading something about how they were going to do like a big arena, like big ass tour. And-
then it is uh dude this has pro wrestling in it this tour right here is it's not huge it looks like it's maybe a month less half a month there's two there's one below that as well oh below that keeps growing oh shit no they got a lot of dates man use your mouse yeah i got it i got it i got it they have a ton no they don't that's not a ton of dates and the tour is called the world is a vampire that's cool are they doing the whole world
No. No? No? Yes, they are. Look, Sydney, Newcastle. But hey, they're going to be in Guilford, New Hampshire. I'm not seeing anything outside of the fucking states. Noblesville, Indiana? It's the pink one. Oh, right there. Got it. Yeah, the wrestling one. Where is Wallen gone? Oh, yeah. So the 2018 when they... So Five Reasons, the Smashing Pumpkins tour...
is selling poorly and how they can fix it. And this is Forbes magazine in 2018. Rock magazine. Long time ago. I guess their ticket prices were way too high. Way up. And they were going to do like a huge arena tour. And it just wasn't... They weren't selling the way that they thought they would. That sucks. I mean, when you look at these places that they're going to, it's not like Chicago...
LA, that kind of stuff. It's like Irvine, Bend, Oregon. Shout out to Irvine. Shout out to Bend. Both great places. Bend, Oregon. I'm not saying these are bad places. I'm saying there are smaller audiences. Of course. You're right. Both great places to visit. We should podcast from there. But that being said, I literally had this conversation with Chloe the other day about how big Smashing Pumpkins was.
in the 90s and how I truly thought that they were going to be the biggest band of all time. I was like, they're going to be like our Rolling Stones that are the biggest band of our generation. And then it's kind of imploded, but they fucking rock. Yeah. They do. They do. I mean, but look at Blink. Blink is...
Blink's doing well, aren't they? Blink is thriving. Oh, yeah. They're doing a huge tour. And I'm trying to find a way, now that we're on strike and I have some downtime, I want to go see them somewhere. Because, I mean, one, I really want to see Blink and with Tom back together. And...
Yes. Speaking of aliens. And our movie, The Outlaws, we're doing, I'm doing cross promotion with them and their tour. So I'm going to like, I think I'm going to go and like maybe introduce them, the band on one of their tour dates. Oh,
That'd be great. That's badass. That'd be great. When I was in Chicago doing press for About My Father Now in theaters, I got in an elevator with Travis and I was like, there's no way he knows I'm on that shirt that they sell at every concert. I would say he's probably the one member who probably doesn't know. He probably doesn't know. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, he's not.
No, Tom is like a big fan. Yeah. So cool. And I know Mark a little bit, and he's super cool too. I met Mark a couple times. Yeah, very cool. Art shows. Art shows. Hey, art shows. I guess we're just art gallery type guys out here. Who dabs Myla? Is that the art show? Let's go. That's right. Yeah.
Yeah, a little bit of that. Yeah. Yeah, they're cool. I like them. Let's go. Hey, they got a shout out on the pod. Take back. So are there any tape backs? Any apologies? Any epic slams? I got an apology. Yeah, I have an apology. Fire up my apology. God, I wish I had a joint right now. I did. Apologies. Full body. I'm going to go roll a J right after this. Bro. Oh, is it in my pocket? Roll a J. Do I have joints in my pocket? Yeah.
No, he's talking about, that's what we're talking about. Blake masturbating is called rolling a J. Because he just goes like this. Little apology right here, baby. Okay, fired up. Unbelievable. I am apologizing. Make sure you fly the can with that in your pocket. Oh, it's in my suitcase, baby.
Shagadillic. It's not going to be in my suitcase. Whoever's watching, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry for being late. I'm sorry for my internet. I apologize for my internet. I think maybe it made it cool at the beginning or dynamic or something when I came in. You were 20 minutes late. It's fine. Apologies. My
My V. Yeah, and I'm sorry that my power was out and I was 15 minutes late. I wanted to be right on time, but I'm sorry that that happened, guys, because I wanted to blast off with you at the exact same damn time, but I was a little late. I was only on five minutes before you, Kai, guys. We've all been there. Wait, so it started with, what are their names? Blake and...
And then you came in? Yeah. That's right. That's right. Wow. Are you up to speed now? Yeah. Jesus Christ. Yeah. What's going on? You didn't even smoke that joint in your pocket. Wow. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. So wait a second. So who was on first? Is this the old Marx Brothers routine? Sorry. I don't do good with calendar math. Oh.
That shit's important. Or people arriving. Or knowing who my best friends are. My best friend's names. I don't know my friend's names.
Names. Let me ask one question. I want to ask a question to the people out there who do travel with animals. Are you allowed to put them underneath the plane anymore? Or has the ASAPA or whatever disallowed that? I think you can for a certain amount of time. But if the flight's like 12 hours, I don't think you can. That seems cruel. You have to go down and check on them. So then here's my weekly challenge to everyone who brings
animals. Here we go. Ders Weekly Challenge. Ders Weekly Challenge. Put your dog under the plane. Yeah!
And let me know how bad it was. And go down with them. And when your dog's down there, throw on the pod, listen to us, take your mind off things. It's not that I don't care about you. It's that I think you can do it. I think you can figure this out. I think you don't need your animal. I think you're strong enough. I think you can take your mind somewhere that you can't even imagine right now. See, I don't even think it's... I agree with you because I...
I absolutely don't give a shit. But I think it's not about them not being able to get through it. I think people like are so compassionate about their dogs and love dogs so much that they like dogs more than they like people, specifically their dog. So they are saying like, I don't want my dog to be.
like traumatized by being in a cage. Yeah, it's fucked up. Despite all their rage, they are still just a dog on a plane. So then I guess I would argue, I would say get over that shit, Ben. So you don't care. I have less sympathy for that, for people being like, I don't want to put my dog down there. It's like,
Dude, we don't want to ride in an airplane like this, but we do it. Well, there's chances. There's stories of dogs. Dogs, they die down there sometimes, man. They don't got enough water and shit. Yeah, people die too. Yeah, but those, they were weak. People died too. Those dogs were weak. What the hell? This is, now we're going into deep Darwinism, baby. We should, let's get the numbers from our producers. I know they have it. How many dogs have died on airplanes like that versus how many people have died on airplanes? From what? From allergic reactions to dogs? No, no. Just period. Period.
Oh, what is that? This is Eagles Get Over It, but it probably won't start. Yeah, cool. All right, well, that was another episode. Complimented. Blake, do you got any tapebacks, apologies, anything? I want to compliment Andres for being right on time with me, brother. Once again, we're just the freaking glue that's keeping this pod together. Hey, but by the grace of God, go I.
It seems like there are a lot of dog deaths. Oh, we're still going. A lot of dog deaths. 250 animal passengers. Okay, and now how many people? One is too many for me. Dogs shouldn't be dying in the basement of an airplane. Let them up top. Let them on Air Bud. I will start that airline for dogs only. You will?
You will, Blake? Probably not. I think that's cool. This is another episode. I think maybe these passengers should ride in the bottom. Go ride in the bottom with your dog. Oh, that's a good idea. That's a great idea. Go ride in the bottom. Not a big deal. Put them in the kennel. That's the win right there. It would be kind of fucking cool. And then you're down with all the dog people who are like, hey, hey. Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah. That way you could just go hang out in the pressurized cabin down below. I like that. You get a little seat down there. That's fine. I would like that more. Are there snacks?
Yeah. You can probably smoke joints down there. You can probably smoke joints down there. Okay. Yeah, dude. You can smoke joints down there. And once again, we solved it. Okay. Man, we're good. And that's another episode of This Is Important. Oh, Kyle, let's get on the same mic. Ah, never mind. Wait. Hold on. Hold on. We're going to do like an Aerosmith thing. Oh, we got to do it again? This Is Important. Important. Important.
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