Ep 139: This Whale Of An Episode Has My Monkey Bone Bedazzled
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Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about the goose was still loose in 03. They don't like monkey bone and bedazzled, they can fuck off.

Talk to me about the- I fucking love tools. It's 20,000 million miles away. Here we go. Start your engines. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Let's go. Let's go. Oh.

Wake up, wake up, wake up. Wake up, everyone. Blake, you said that Isaac was in the beginning of the podcast a couple weeks ago and people were pissed? Yeah, for anybody who watches our podcast on YouTube. Please like and subscribe. Yes. Please. It's so much funnier. The only way to consume this is important. I guess there was a bonus...

of Isaac at the beginning of the last YouTube video. And were they scared by his physical appearance? Isaac was in the first shot, and then...

People were a little taken back by like what he looked like. Oh, they were like, they were disgusted. Borderline disgusted. Really? Just from a flash? Yeah. Was it like when you see the ghost in the closet in Three Men and a Baby or whatever it was? Yeah, dude. That makes a lot of sense. Wow. And he had that look on his face. You know, the one where it's like he's not listening and he just looks upset at what he's reading on his cell phone, but it's definitely not about us. Yeah. Yeah.

For sure, he's just checking the sports of baseball games, checking the scores. Yeah, looking at political news and shit, poly news, bro. Probably getting all polycharged. We do have to shout out our manager, Isaac. We don't have to give him flowers. We don't do that anymore, but we do have to

Say thank you for setting up our show, our live show. It went great. So much fun. Thank you for being a friend. It did go great. Yeah, dude. My God, how good did it probably go? And boom goes the dynamite. Dude, Adam, when you said that one joke that went like this. Oh, my God. Yeah. I was laughing. Nick and Grandma. Blake, all of your board drops were just like fucking came on fire. They were come on fire. Thank you. And boom goes the dynamite. All right. We'll admit it.

Dude, we'll admit it. This podcast comes out, we recorded it before the live. So I'm outing us, guys. We can't pretend. Wow, man. Way to kill the magic. Can't pretend. Well, I like to be real with TII Nation, you know? I like that about you. Kyle has an intruder. I got my kids in here. I'm sorry. Oh, look at the little munchkins back there. I got two kids in here. I don't know how they got in here, but they're just like chilling. Here's a little bro right here. Say what's up. Hi.

Oh, friend of the pod. You're so little, dude. All right. Dang, what's up, dude? Don't look at me. What up, dude? First time on the pod. I love it. Hey, hi. Here's one. All right. All right.

Oh, my gosh. These guys got to get out of here. Hey, guys, get out of here. This is the way. Wow. Happy Father's Day. Hey, hit the road, Jacks. Go find your mama. They're not listening. Hit the road, Jack. You know, I don't see them that often because you don't post them on the Instagram, so I don't see them as often as I would like. Well, they're doing good. They're cruising. They are. They're growing. They look great. Dude, they're getting big so fast.

They're yelling. They got voices. Look at that. Hey, come on, guys. What are you doing? Hey, you guys talk amongst yourselves. I'm going to figure this out, okay? My kid's grabbing a rain stick right now. He's got all the studio shit in his head.

All right, hold on. Okay, get your dad on. I'm still going to send it. All right. Just putting them in like tie-dye necklaces already, already conforming them to the pothead lifestyle. I love it. Listen to him yell at him. Fuck you, Dad. What the fuck are you doing? Don't touch me, bitch. You can take the window or you can take the stairs. You're a bitch. Damn.

Rude. Yeah, for sure. Do you guys watch any of those real estate reality shows? Are they good? I've never tapped in. They're amazing. Oh, dude. I watch... Dude, Selling Sunset is... It's crazy. Chef's kiss. I do like watching them. They're cool. They're just dramatic, bro. Dude, it's so funny. And by the way, dude, I wonder if these girls dressed...

in this fashion before the show or since the show they've decided to just wear the craziest outfits i mean they play into the show i mean my mom usually would come to the door in like a g-string at some of the houses she was showing the whole time i was thinking of girl well she just was like you know sex sells and um she just she had to no like you've seen american pie where she gets down in her underwear and cleans the house

It's been a while. Or not American Pie, American Beauty. Yeah, I was like, wait a minute, dude. I'm like, is that Stifler's mom? I don't... Right, right, right. American Beauty. American Beauty, American Beauty. Slightly different. Slightly different. Slightly. Mina Sarvari's in both of them. It's a naked grandma. She is. Whoa. It's the American MCU. That's kind of cool. Dude, you got to get on that. Creating universes between movies is excellent. Were we talking about that yesterday, Blake? Yes. Encino Man to the whale.

It's the same character. I watched The Whale on the plane back the other day, and I was just thinking the whole time it was Link. So Linkovich gets discovered. He meets Pauly Shore and Sean Astin. Then they kind of graduate, and they get older, and then he just... He lives his life. He gives himself the name Charlie. He gives himself that name instead of Link. He's like, I don't want to be Link anymore. I got to be a person.

and then he decides to eat himself inside of a room. Yeah, then the whale starts, man. It's like, oh, shit. This dude should have just stayed buried. He's like, my God. I can't stop eating. He probably should have just stayed under that pool. I could just order food to my house. I eat because I'm unhappy. That movie just hit too close where I was like, stacking two pieces of pizza, been there. I know. Been there. I'm so fucking

All you got to do is just keep working out and then you could eat all that garbage. I'm living in a nightmare. Yeah. That's what I was feeling too. It's like, well, he's not moving. So that's the problem. Like I do the same thing and I move, you know, that's half the fun. You can't do that. Got to get out and walk at least walk. Yeah. That's half the fun is to not move and just eat. That sounds so fun to me.

dude i bet it is really fun it doesn't sound bad i mean therefore the first few years is probably way fun until he goes to leave and he just he's like stuck in the doorway so like yeah and he can't get through and he's like ah fuck that's when it would suck when you can't leave through the doorway is that in the movie what the part when he realized he couldn't get through the door i think yeah they left that part out yeah that's no that's not a scene that's the blooper reel uh

That's in the other one. Once we tap into this universe and all the storylines within it after Linkovich. Yes, of course. Yes, the Brendan Fraser multiverse. He's also the guy from The Mummy. I think Monkeybone fits in there somewhere, too. It's pretty great. I promise it does. Oh, Monkeybone, underrated.

Underrated film. Please go back and watch Monkeybone. I don't remember Monkeybones. The girl grows up to be the bedazzled woman, right? Right. Isn't that what happens? Exactly. She was good. The young girl was good. The Fraserverse. Dude, Elizabeth Hurley. Oh, yeah. She was on fire for a minute. Oh, yeah. I love Elizabeth Hurley. Oh, yeah. That's who I'm talking about, buddy.

Who were you talking about? I was talking about the girl in the whale, the movie. Young girl was good. You're like, she was! She was on fire! I thought you were talking about the star of Bedazzled, in which case I was like, yeah, I've seen that. Remember Bedazzled? That movie rocked, dude. Elizabeth Hurley is the devil, right? Oh my, yes. Is that a spoiler alert? No. I don't

really have a lot of memories of bedazzled what you don't know I remember the cover pretty specifically yeah it's pretty much the cover yeah red dress cover is just her in a red dress with like the the Satan's like pitchfork above her I gotta check out the bedazzled yeah like the bedazzled and like the cursive comes underneath and it's a pitchfork am I crazy yeah it's fucking you're exactly right the font on it is fucking like

Legend. But where's Brendan Fraser in the posters? They were just like, you're good, pal. I think he's kind of like laying down on the bottom with like resting his... With monkey bone? Yeah. Yeah.

And there's a monkey by him. Oh, man. Well, Monkeybone, isn't that about him going to, like, hell? They're both, like, demonic. Maybe that's why he didn't have a career. Monkeybone? I thought Monkey... No, Monkeybone, he's an artist, isn't he? He, like, draws, and then his characters come back to life and get him. It's like Roger Rabbit, kind of, or something like that. Yes, but he dies. The origins of art itself are satanic. Go ahead. I believe that Monkeybone, he dies and goes to hell, and then, like, his drawing...

is like with him. Okay. I was wrong. Her tail. Wow. So yeah, he just did a hell series. Yeah. He was on a real hell run there for in the mid nineties. That's why he wasn't in Hollywood. He, he started to get into Satanism. He got to say, it's a whole,

world gone crazy he jumped into hell and they're like yo we can't yeah that's the story with him for sure yeah i think he just chilled right no i heard i think it's like a real um like conspiracy theory like evidently he outed some powerful person on like maybe abusing him or something and

And then I thought he like literally like hurt his back doing stunts on the mummy and never fully healed. I swear to God, this is what I heard. And it hits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It hits close to home for me because I'm like, I can star in the whale here in like 15 minutes. Oh, because you're fucked up. Yeah, right. Because you're hurt. So I'm relating to Brendan Fraser. Reboot it. Get in that universe.

Definitely. The whale, too. Blake, do you remember that issue of Variety from a long time ago where a bunch of studios took out full page, like, thank you, Brendan Fraser, for being the best actor in The Mummy? Yes. Do you remember this? I feel like we experienced this together, and it was wild. No, but they do that during awards season in Variety. Studios will pay for whole pages saying, like,

You did a great job. Well, yeah, that's back when they used to do magazines. Right. Well, this was a long time ago. It was just a... Daddy, what are magazines? Blake still gets a hard copy of the trades. I love it. You're damn right I do. Daddy, what are magazines? What was the box office this weekend? No, he doesn't read the trades. He reads US Weekly and shit. He doesn't read...

Us Weekly is super important. U.S. Weekly. I listen to U.S. Weekly. I got to know what our troops are doing over there. I don't give a fuck, man. He reads U.S. W-E-E-K-L-Y. But what is it called? Isn't it called U.S. Weekly? What is it? Isn't it us, dude?

It's us. It's us weekly. Stars are just like us, not stars are just like U.S. Pizza, pizza. Oh, I thought it was like USA, like weekly, like everything that's happening in America with the stars. No. No. Dude, I swear to God, I did not know. Come on, bro. Oh, yeah. Here we go. Producers sliding in our chat. Uh-oh, here we go. This looks serious. This looks serious. Yeah, here's the real Fraser.

Okay, who's going to read it? Oh, yeah, this is true. This is right. Who's going to read it? Okay, so Fraser claimed that he was the victim of sexual abuse in Hollywood, alleging that former president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association sexually abused him, and he alleged that he had squeezed his ass and sexually assaulted him. Right. There it is. Yeah, this is Hollywood, baby. Oh, this is...

Way to make light of it. I mean, I'm like, it's the other part. The squeeze his ass and then the sexually assaulted. Well, what is that? That's where it gets vague. Because squeezing the ass, I'm like, oh. I mean, like. You can't. Right. My ass has gotten squeezed. Has it? Yeah. Tons of times. You're not going to take a. And I've apologized for that. But like, yeah. Oh, it's a taint. No, no, no. Hold on. This is a little bit more specific. Oh, here we go. It's a taint touch. This isn't just a squeeze of the ass. Oh, my God.

Move it around. This is a finger in the taint. This is unacceptable behavior. That's unacceptable. Oh, this is bad. Thank you, God. Oh, sorry. Oh, my God. Reaches around, grabs my ass cheek, and one of his fingers touches me in the taint. That is... Unacceptable. Unacceptable to me. To me. That is unacceptable. Am I crazy? And I'm not making light of this. Okay. Seems like you are, though. Wasn't that just called, like,

a goose back in the day when it was like a... That's not what you call it. It depends on what the vocalization was as this happened. We need to know. Did he say, Goose in ya! Right. Was it a funny bit? It really does depend on that context. Where the guy's like, Frazier just got goosed! It doesn't matter how funny the bit is. Both people have to be in on it. I'm not saying it's funny. I'm just saying it wasn't...

Me? You said you think goosing is funny. Did I just say goosing is funny? I said it just... I was just saying what's interesting to me is that this had a name before. It was like, yeah, you got goosed. Ders, you're right. Ders, I think you're right. This was a goose back in like the 70s and 80s. I feel like this is a goose situation. It doesn't matter, though. It doesn't mean it's still acceptable behavior. It's unacceptable. I'm not...

What is happening? Nothing, dude. Nothing. I'm just clarifying. What I'm saying is that it's crazy to me that this unacceptable thing used to just be known as, hell, you got goosed. And it was like, well, yeah. Well, a lot of stuff was unacceptable. That is wild. Yes. Well, admittedly, this happened back in 03. I'm not saying it shouldn't be. You are. No, I'm not. No, he's not. No, he's not. Leave him alone. I'm highlighting that it's crazy. I'm a man. I'm highlighting that it used to just be a thing and it was assault. That's right.

And we were just like, yeah, it's getting goose. Sure. And in 03, it was a goose. I feel like 03, it was still goose in time. I don't think so. I feel like goose, the goose was still loose in 03. The goose was loose. I don't think so. I feel like it could have went either way there. I feel like arguing to go back to goosing. What I'm commenting on is how crazy it was for so long that it was just called goosing and it wasn't taken seriously. Oh, yeah. That's what I'm saying. That's insane.

Yes, Ders. Okay. Perspective achieved. Why are we piling on Ders? He's just calling something out. We still have something very similar that's maybe even more prevalent. What about the nut tap? You know how that's a funny thing now? Like, ooh, you tap the nuts. You go, psh. I don't think it's funny. Okay, let's end it. You think it's funny? Let's stop it then. Neither do I. I think it hurts. Let's stop it. All right. No more. No more. I don't think I've ever done it. I like that.

I like that. What do you mean you like it? Which part? You like stopping it or you like the tap itself? Talk to me, brother. I like it. Was this made popular by Jackass and Co.? No, I feel like nut tapping has just been around for... I know it's been around, but was it made a popular phenomenon? And I don't think it's more popular now than ever. In fact, I would say it's really on its way out. Do you? If anything, we got to hold on to these great American traditions. Like...

And nut tapping. See ya. And is that just called a cup check? What are we calling that? What is that? Yes. Yeah, it's like a cup check. It's a sack tap is what it is. Oh, I got you. I know where your sack is. I don't know what it means. What the fuck does that mean? Why is it a thing? It doesn't mean anything. It's just like you're just, you know, punking your friend. Hitting another guy. What is it? A display of... It's how Adam shows he loves someone. Yeah, it's how I show...

That's how I show love. Yeah, is it like a display of dominance? Is it a dominance thing? Is that what it is? I'm tapping your sack. I'm dominant. Well, I don't know. I feel like the more we read into it, the weirder it's going to get.

Yeah, what is it? What is happening? I'm just wondering, because it has happened. It has happened. I mean, you know, it happens. So what the fuck is that shit? Who's doing that? I think it's the fact that maybe, you know, for a while, males didn't know how to show emotion towards each other, so it comes out in ways where you...

What do you mean? You and your boys used to show emotion all the time. We're very good at it. I have a great friend base. We're very good at showing emotion. Hugging, kissing. You guys would just suck each other's dicks, right? No, we didn't do that. Wait, what? We didn't do that. No, we would hug and we would kiss, Adam. Painting, painting balls. We would hold each other tenderly. Cocks? Cuddling? No, we would like hold each other's cocks. Like you watch TV shows together, hold each other, like cuddle. That's fine. You'd lean against each other? No, just each other's bodies.

Which part? Like shoulders. Oh, okay. Okay. All right. That was just clarifying. Yeah, it's fine either way. Oh, yeah. You guys are sitting in massage circles. That's right. Yes. We're theater kids. Yes. Yes, exactly. Let me make you feel a little bit better. You know, just a little bit. It's just male affection.

Yeah.

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Speaking of theater kids, Kyle. Thank you. Thank you, Adam. What's up, dude? Theater kids. What's up? How was cons? Cans. Pizza, pizza. It is cans, right? It's can. We were correct in saying can. It's can. Read some books? Can. Okay. No S. It's just can. No S. Can. It was great. It was great. You know, I flew into Nice and that was nice. Oh.

Don't give him points. Don't touch it. You should have said I flew into nice and that was neat. Yes, points! You think so? I was kind of thinking about it. I thought I just did the straightforward one. You know what I mean? What's the joke? The joke is you, motherfucker. It's fine. The joke's on you. It's fine, dude. I'm still jet lagged from it. So that's why...

Yeah. Fair enough. I want to hear, dude, what did you go into? Did you sneak in any cool parties? Any cool people? Did you hang out with anyone super interesting? What happened? No, no, that's not his vibe. No, the vibe is we just kind of hung out, my brother and I, and we met with a lot of financial people to –

Oh, six. You know, figure out other avenues of financing films and stuff like that. Any promising roads for that? Quite a few. Yeah, it was actually very eye-opening when it comes to... Very nice. Yeah, it was very nice. That is cool. Nice to hear. Okay, here we go. Yes, points! Wow, you guys, see, you take it and you run with it, and I really like it. You turn it into something special. Thank you. What's happening?

He ruined the moment. I saw the red carpet of the Marty Scorsese flick, which was cool. You saw the movie? Did you see the film? No, that was like the biggest upset is like some of these tickets are going for like $1,200 if you can get them. But that's my biggest. Whoa. That's my biggest like bummer of the whole trip is that I did not get to go into the theater.

and watch a fucking movie. How do you do that? Is that like, do you just go on Ticketmaster? Or like, can't you finagle through agents? Yeah, what's the deal there? No, you're getting them. Have you fired all your representation yet and moved to the farm? Isaac? No, no, no. I mean, that seems like you should have went through the agency and seen if you could get the hookup in some way. Even if you do have to pay something, you know? Well,

Well, I had an opportunity to do 1200 for the Marty Scorsese one for balcony seats. And I was like, I'm not going to do that because it was just one available. And me and my bro were hanging out and we were also getting dinner with the distributors. So we were like, well, we're going to go hang out with the distro people.

Distro. Yeah, but I hear it's like the best theater in the whole world. And I heard that on our last night. They're like, it sounds the best. It looks the best. And I'm like, of course. Thank you, God. Of course it is. Looking back, 1200 is a steal. Does it have the seats that move and shit? Is it 4D? Is it smell-o-vision? It's D-Box. It's all D-Box.

It's the best theater. Yeah, dude. At the very end, they shoot you to your feet. So that's why they always have like 15 minutes standing ovations for every goddamn movie that's ever... Yeah, you can't sit down. Dude, that was kind of wild being like, okay, wait. You hear all the news and the news is essentially the movie got this many minutes of standing ovation. Yeah, it's like...

It's like Indiana Jones. It's like 13 minutes. Yeah, yeah. Indiana Jones gets six and a half wimpy standing O minutes while- Stop that. Yeah, they just liked it a little bit. I know. They're still doing it like with Wes Anderson's flick because it came out like Tuesday. They're still a botter. They're still standing. They're still standing. They haven't left. It's unbelievable. They had to cancel their flights. They're like, yeah.

Sorry. I'm still clapping. We're clapping. I'm not stopping. They're still clapping. Wes has gone home. He's halfway done shooting his next movie. Your hands are just bleeding. Asteroid City got a three day standing. Oh, bro. Oh,

God damn. So wait, did you say Indiana Jones didn't get a decent standing O? They were talking shit on the O. They were like, it's not, it was wimpy. It was kind of pathetic at times. It's not the strongest. So you think the movie's not good? Because I'm kind of excited for it. Yeah. Are you? Are you? Really? Yeah.

I mean, that's like... Dude, it's going to be fine. Good director, good writer. I feel like Cannes is a little bit... People are a little fancy there. Maybe Indiana Jones isn't for the fancy Cannes folks. No, I definitely agree with you. They don't like Monkeybone. Fuck them. They don't like Monkeybone and Bedazzled? They can fuck off. There it is. There's somebody's opening line. I kind of was weirded out. Yeah, I don't think Monkeybone or Bedazzled or Game Over Man would crush at Cannes.

You know? We need to know the numbers. Yeah, dude. Yeah, Game Over Man would crush. That'd be sick. I bet it would've. You think Game Over Man would crush at camp? Goodbye. Yeah, I think we'd get like fucking, we'd get an O, dude. How many minutes? How many minutes for the O? 13. Dude, I think zero because the audience would've laughed. Hot, hot, hot, hot. No, no, no, no. I don't think so. Because they would understand what we were doing. The first penis we cut off. Yeah.

They would have been shouting in the theater. That's what they need, bro. Yeah, this is where they watch Antichrist. There's a couple dicks getting cut off in that movie, or at least one. Yeah, dude. That is so can of us to cut dicks off in our movie. That's a nod to can. If anything, it's right up their alley. That's art, dude. That's art. That's real shit. We did that. Now, is weed legal there? Can I sell canned...

weed drinks at can that'd be a good cross promotion oh like on the red carpet set up a booth there was no you can't get marijuana you can get CBD there it's like California probably 10 to 15 years ago is what it is smoke weed every day what is CBD and why is it a thing

Dude, it's so not even a real thing. And people will lie to you and say how real it is. You're claiming not real. That would be interesting if it comes out that CBD is just totally false and all a placebo. All of COVID.

Whoa, dude, I bet it does something. There's like the tiniest amount, but I don't know. I've been giving that stuff to my kids to rub on my hip and groin and knees, and I'm lathered in that shit, dude. It didn't help at all. I did it for weeks and weeks. Really? It does seem like a scam. I'm like, what?

Then I was like, I don't feel any better. I don't feel anything when I take CBD either, just mainly because I'm used to THC, though. And I'm like, well, it's not changing my head, so I'm not like... Yeah, man, me too. Yeah, if it's not changing my head, it's probably not doing shit. You know what I mean? Smoking! I think we know what CBD stands for. What? What's that? What, Tulsa? Get the points ready. What? Get them ready. Get them ready. What is it? What is CBD? What is CBD?

What is it? Can barely detect a damn thing. Yeah, baby. Not my favorite. Not my favorite. I was hoping somebody else would jump in there. Can't be dank. Can't be dank. Couldn't be dank. Give yourself points. I liked it. Yes, points.

Nicely done, everyone. Nicely done. Nicely done. CBD. CBD. Can't blow droves. Yes, points. That's what it is.

They're all canned. We got to think of a better C word. Okay, all right. You're killing these acronyms, baby. Crush it. CBD. This is a clinic. Because Bammer. Because Bammer died. Yes, points. Because Bammer died. Because Bammer died. Hey, why don't you just smoke weed? Well, because Bammer died. All right, fair enough. Points. Points. Hey, but THC, that's hot crap.

Hot chronic. Yes, points! I like that. That's very good. Blake, do you have a whiteboard in front of you? How are you doing this stuff? Are you taking notes? I'm a fucking beautiful mind, dude. This dude's got a weed plant right next to him. Look at this dude. How do you see this? Yeah, when was the last time? Blake, let's out you right now. You don't really smoke weed, right? When was the last time you smoked weed? Bro, what's happening? I'm blowing dro on the nightly, bro. Oh my god. Do you? Wow. Is that right? You just flashed a piece of tan bark again. What's going on?

This dude's smoking with Kyle's ghost at the house. Yeah, man. You haven't seen my pipe? That's a Pez container. I love that you have Pez ready to go. There's something sus. Bring it in. Something sus. When was the last time you smoked? Two nights ago. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I'm back on my... So serious. The most serious question. Hard-hitting question. Yeah, dude.

That's such like a ninth grade or tenth grade question where you're like, no, seriously, you don't even smoke weed. When was the last time you smoked? Two nights ago. Okay. Yeah. Okay. All right. He's telling the truth, guys. Okay. Hey, he's telling the truth, guys. All right. That checks out. Yeah. One friend standing up for him. Yeah. No, he's telling the truth, guys. I was with him. I saw him. It had to be yesterday. I kind of been back on it. Yeah. No, he called me. He sent me some weird texts. He's like, it's true. Yeah. Yeah.

It's true. I'm back on it, bro. Good job, Blake. Dude, I've been off and on it for years. When did I last smoke weed? Yeah, Durst. What about you, Durst? We're back.

Man. Oh, smoke weed? It's been a long time. I don't even know. Really? Gummies? Gummies every once in a while, yeah. Oh, gummies every once. Okay. Yeah. I'm on a all day, every day kick lately. Nice, dude. Yeah, dude. It's pretty sick. Wake and bake. And it is illegal to drive your car and smoke weed because that's where I do it the most. Yeah, you are. Yeah, they don't like it. That's a DUI. That is a DUI.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, Adam, I'll just say you were not alone in that one, but I will not be. Water trap. You guys, it doesn't seem like I'm alone in it. I don't think you're alone in that one, Adam. I'll say that much right here, right now. Yeah. Okay. It's a very incriminating pod. He's in character. Oh, no. Yeah.

Allegedly. Okay, I was just saying he's not alone in that. Allegedly. Yeah, allegedly, allegedly. Sure, I'll say that. Yeah, sure, I'll say that. I don't think it's encouraged to be driving and smoking. No. He's doing it. Shut up. Allegedly. Dude, but Blake, it's the most fun. Yeah, if it's not encouraged, why is he doing it? If you want to make your drive more fun, smoke weed. Okay. It makes it way better. All right. You know what I mean? But you don't, I feel, smoke enough. Maybe you couldn't handle it. Maybe you would crash your car.

Oh. Oh, is this a challenge? I'll fucking rip a ball right now and go fucking race down the 405, dude. Whatever. I would love that. I wouldn't because I wouldn't trust you. Also, you wouldn't. You'd be going hella slow. I guarantee it. You'd be like fucking gripping the wheel. You'd take the wrong turn somewhere and decide you live somewhere else now. Yeah. White knuckling an unprotected left hand turn, dude. Yeah.

Hey, man. Sorry I drive safe. Sorry about it. No, no. It's all good. I like it. Yeah, this is true. Have we ever talked about Blake's driving on here? I think we have. We have. You guys talked about how slow I am and how I get lost and shit. Fuck off. How he punches his steering wheel because he's so frustrated about missing a turn. It's so crazy. But fuck off is my favorite part. Yeah, shows up with bloody knuckles. What? Oh, okay.

Bloody knuckles? I don't show up with bloody knuckles. You don't punch your shit anymore? Anymore? This dude's reading stories from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. I thought you used to punch your shit back when you were a fucking... Oh, Richard Scarry? This is the way. Sorry, but I thought you used to punch your shit. Richard Scarry is like the worm.

Oh, no, that's the fucking little worm, dude. Yeah, that's Lowly. Lowly, dude. What are you guys talking about? Little Richard? What? He said Bloody Knuckles, and that's like a scary story. Scary story telling in the dark. I think it's Bloody Fingers, but whatever. What's the author who did that? His name's like Alvin Schwartz. Dude, I'm so confused as to what you guys are talking about. I know, I know. These are books, Adam. These are books we're talking about.

dude. Oh, I got to go take a shit. But you were just talking about Blake punching his steering wheel. He tried to A to Z it. There's, there's not going to reference. And I got totally sidetracked because I could see the pictures of this book in my head. I also am like flexing on you. Like these are books, but they're legit children's books.

These aren't novels we're talking about. I just saw the scary pictures in my head. Sorry, Adam. We're talking about children's illustrations. Adam, you haven't read Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin? The Giving Tree? Oh, you don't know Frog and Toad? Whatever. You don't read fucking Arthur? Dork.

Little Critter? Come on. You don't know shit about Clifford, bitch. You know what? I'm actually reading a book right now. Oh my God. You guys, I'm reading a book. What are you reading, Dirt? Bullshit. What's up? What's up? I'm doing it. What is it? Fucking thing sucks. I'm reading The Running Man. Oh, okay. Whoa. Hell yeah, dude. I've owned the book for like 20 years. I bought it at like, I don't know fucking what. And then I just have always kept it and been like, I'm going to bring this on vacation. Never had. And I just cracked it open. It's so different than the fucking movie.

man. That's kind of weird. Like running man. And also like the fact that die hard was a book first, like it wasn't called die hard though. Right. But like, no, that's crazy that those were, were novels before they were movies. Cause those are just, so was jaws. What else? Harry Potter. Um,

Jurassic Park. Yeah. Michael Crichton. Michael Crichton, the man. Ten Commandments. Yeah. But it's a trip. It's nothing at all like the movie. So for people who haven't seen Running Man, it's an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie about a dude. Dude, I don't know if I've seen Running Man. You've never seen it? I don't know if I have. I'm pissed now. You've got to see it. I'm going to admit it too. I haven't seen it either. What?

You guys have never seen Running Man? I'm admitting it. Stop it! Wow. I'm tired of pretending I've seen stuff. Yeah, I know. Hey, dude, me too, Kyle. I'm tired of pretending. I'm over it.

Sorry. Yeah, no. Truth. Oh, you guys need to watch it immediately. It's actually legit. The graphics, super duper, super duper bad because I do get thrown off when I watch. There's no graphics. There's not that many graphics at all. Okay. What's your gripe? No. On Workaholics, when we had a Fortune Feimster on and a guy with like an ice cream bar

cart like rams into her car that stunt the guy did the stunt was on set that day i was losing my shit because it was chico from the running man yes he's the guy who drove the ice cream cart right correct and i was like yo like you're can i get a picture with you you're a legend and i was losing my mind his head gets blown off in the running you have to see this movie it's incredible it's so good

It's basically like a TV show where you are running for your, it's a do or die TV show. And if you reach the end, you win the prize. So it's like Hunger Games style? Yes. Okay. Yeah, but they bring out like convicts and it's like a chance to get your freedom, but the fix is in. Like you're not going to get out. Yeah, because the ratings. Oh, okay. Like the TV network is also like the government. So it's all like...

It's very cool. The book is radically different. It's kind of similar, but you can just enter it if you want to. And then you're just being hunted around the country and people can get involved and be like, I fucking saw him and like get money for calling you in and like getting you caught. That's wild. No one is safe. It's also like,

There's like Racist Like I don't know man What the hell Damn son I'm like What It's read by Stephen King It's a Stephen King book Under a different pen name Oh really Right he had a few of those right And I'm just like What Yeah he wrote like Stand by me Stephen King wrote so many Fucking books bro

I mean, my God. Tons. Like at least. Tons. Read some books. I think he has zero memory of writing Cujo, right? Isn't that something that he actually has said? Right. Because he was just, he would slam like a case of beer a day, right? That's fucking cool. Buzz balls. Is that real? He was an alcoholic? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it. And a coke head. He's a coke head too, man. Everybody.

So Stephen King was fucking cool. He used to throw down. Yeah, man. He's the guy. You're like, what are all these chicks and Lamborghinis? He's like, I'm writing a book, bro. What do you think? Yeah. I'm trying to write Cujo 2. He lives in like a weird haunted house in like Maine or some shit, right? Yes. Stephen King has written, and this is what Google says. Guess how many books he's written? 100.

A hundred. A hundred and fifty. Hang on. Thirty-six. Thirty-six. No, no, no. I'm going to say it's... A hundred and fifty. I'm going to say it's sixty-nine. He's over a hundred, dude. I'll say over or under seventy. Over. Under. Sixty-nine. Under. Sixty-nine! Sixty-nine!

Here's where Google's weird. It says at least, which is a weird thing for Google to say, you'd think it would know, at least 76. Okay. 76. 76. Fuck. Yeah, I think like, isn't Green Mile like eight books or something like that? Yeah, but they're little ones. They're little doggies. Hey, what did the phrasing of Google have? What did they say? At least. At least. Yeah, so maybe that's what they're talking about. They're like Green Mile itself. Hmm.

But he wrote under a different pen name, Richard Bachman. Richard Bachman? I don't fucking know what it is. Richard Bachman. Bachman Turner? Why, was he like ashamed of writing these dope-ass movies? Or dope-ass TV shows? Or dope-ass books? Yeah, he thought Running Man was whack. He was pretty...

He was in Paris to buy it? By the way, I don't know what to compare it to because I haven't read a book in a thousand years. So I'm reading it and I'm like, is this good? Do you think, do you think, you know how a lot of people watch movies after they were books and they're like, oh, the book's way better. Do you think there's any possibility that you will finish this book and be like, fucking book, dude. It's better. Not yet. Not so far. There's no way.

no because Arnold's not in the book if Arnold's not in the book it's not better that's what I mean like can you walk this backwards can you walk this backwards but he's imagining Arnold the entire time you can't help it I'm sure right yeah he's not it's a different kind of guy everyone's like starving no but you you're imagining Arnold right

No, because the way he's explaining this dude is constant. He's emaciated. He's a bitch. He has no muscles. He's not Austrian. Well, then how did Arnold get cast? Because they wanted to make a fucking action movie. Damn right. The premise is cool. It's just like...

uh inmates getting hunted but they also like made him wrongfully imprisoned and like you know you gotta root for him you know you gotta can't have a criminal that's why they got arnold you guys gotta watch running man like tonight maria conchita alonzo is in the mix dude

It's so good. Yeah, I'll watch Running Man ASAP. It's one that I've always wanted to watch. I'm going to actually make a note. It's also super duper quotable as far as when he kills people. Yes. Every death has a sick line. Yes. Pizza pizza. I'm going to make a note in the sick notebook I got from Cannes Film Festival. We should remake it with Adam as Buzzsaw, right? Which one's Buzzsaw? You'll see when you watch it tonight. You'll be like, that's me. Dude, is he like the one with Down syndrome or something? What are you doing? Adam.

adam no you'll be stoked fucking man's man not everything's a put down dude not everything's a put down like schloss yeah yeah totally i'm just sloth they're like oh adam for sure should be buzzsaw for sure remember in the 80s where like you just had to be big like wrestlers weren't shredded they were just kind of like big guys large god damn they weighed a lot

But this guy's like that. You just have to be heavy. Okay. All right. Well, I'm heavy for sure for my size. This is your whale. You're going to do great. Oh, thanks, dude. No, no. He's not fat. He's just like a big guy, right? Like a bulk. Are you calling me a big guy right now? Is this like... Yeah, you can move some weight, right? Like when you walk in... Let me ask you this. When you walk into Home Depot...

People don't say, can I help you? Right. They assume, you know where you're going. Adam walk into home. Well, they might see my back brace that I currently have on and they might. Does Adam walk into home Depot ever? Yeah, no, I don't go into home. That's the question. There's no,

way oh really you gotta go no no I went in today I felt like Shia LaBeouf dude ready to write job like on research for a project or something no that's what he said he wanted to do he did that podcast and was like I just want to like work at Home Depot oh that's time that's yeah that's possible I fucking love me some Home Depot he's like I just want to like have people come in and have like solve their problems like come over here I'll 12 yeah I mostly go to I'm kind of a Lowe's guy myself but get them

Bitch. Low hanging fruit. Do you guys fix things? What are you guys going into Home Depot for? I'm about to grind some shit. What were you doing at Home Depot, man? Talk to me about that. Oh, I fucking love tools. So, dude, I had the most insane day yesterday, right? So, two tail. Beverage fridge outside, yada, yada, yada. Crapped out on me, right? Yada, yada.

I measured. It's a 34 inch width opening, right? So the new fridge I got, the old fridge is 33 and a third. So it slides right in. The new fridge is 33 and three fourths. Oh dear. You would think it would be okay. Oh God.

And it just doesn't fit. It barely just doesn't fit. So I went and got an electric... Like a fucking grinder. What's the cabinet made of? It's cement. Oh, yeah. So you're fucking... You got a mask and some glasses and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, so you're going to grind...

The cement there. Grind for me. Like a quarter of an inch or maybe half an inch. Oh, my God. That's pretty long. That's a heavy, heavy project because you got to go the whole width or the depth of the fridge, huh? Yeah, the depth of the whole deck. No, no, no. It's just a facade. It's a facade. It slides into an empty cavern. Oh, okay, okay. So it's empty inside. Okay.

Oh, wonderful. So you just have to do about how much you grind in. What, three inches? Two and a half inch facade. Oh, yeah. Okay. Then you can handle that. That's a for real ban. I think I can do that. And I'm going to wear the Oakleys that we got from your bachelor party. Okay. Sick. Okay. Sick, dude.

and hopefully emma's like don't you want to get somebody and i'm like no i have to do this like this is what fucking people do and i'm like yes i already have a beverage fridge i'm already disqualified i'm already fucking two hundred dollars deep right no durz i'm proud of you yeah well for sure you you paid more to buy this tool than it would have cost you to just get some guy out there that already had it to do it right

I rented the tool from Home Depot. Oh. Like a real boss. Oh, God. I would have loaned you mine, man. Gosh, I wish we were neighbors. Dude, you could do that? Yeah. You can rent it. Yeah, you can rent them. That's incredible. Like fucking Blockbuster, but for tools? Yeah, man. Make it a Home Depot night. I did not know that's a thing that's real. Blake, did you know this? Yeah. Yeah, Wally's. We used to have Wally's in Concord. Well, Wally's was not like a tool center, Blake. Wally's was more of like get your equipment.

equipment on. Yeah. You can like it like tractors, like jackhammers, like, or like tractors. Yeah. They have all that shit too, but down the rungs. Oh, well fuck dude. If I knew that that's a thing that could happen, I'm going to go get dope tools to play with all the time. Like I want a jackhammer just to fucking break some shit. I'm still going to send it. Your neighbors are going to love you. For sure. I got to go get, I got to go to home Depot tomorrow, man. I'm getting a fucking pressure washer, dude. I got to pressure wash my shit.

You gotta go. That's something you should buy, I would argue. Dude, rent me a little Bobcat. I don't rent. No, I don't play with the whole rental thing. You're gonna buy it. You're gonna buy it. Yeah, I buy my tools. I got a real nice workshop. I'm trying to fill it with quality. I want it to last for a long time and I always got my shit. You're not that guy, pal. Trust me. I rented this because I just want to... I feel like it's an hour job maybe and...

you know, we'll see. We'll see what happens. You never know. I mean, what if that shit cracks, dude? That's what I'm worried about for you. If you go a little too deep and it's not ready for it. I'm delicate. I got the, I got a touch. I got the touch. I believe in you. I believe you. I believe you too. I'll record it. I'm a man. I just had to throw that out there. Cause in my mind, that was like worst case scenario. When I thought about the project, I'm like, Ooh, if it cracks, I would break it. Well, you just have to know like who, who you are as a person. Like I,

I know that I would break it, lose a finger, like maim someone, like structurally damage my home forever. You can't do anything with a tool. You're not a tool guy. No, I mean, I shouldn't because I know this about myself. I know, like, it's dangerous. Maybe you're not Buzzsaw. Yeah, I don't think he's Buzzsaw. Maybe I'm Buzzsaw. Yeah, I think there is Buzzsaw. It's like when my homie Austin tried to build his family a home. Oh, boy. What happened?

He should have known that he's not the guy to build the home. Wow, dude. Well, he was out there with heavy machinery moving trees and shit, dude. He was doing big shit. Exactly. I'm sorry, but what happened with the home? Has it sunk? Yeah. Did his home collapse? No, no, no. He fully didn't do it right and he had to spend a bunch of money to have other people come in and fix his mistakes, which is for sure what I would do and maybe worse. Oh, I didn't know that. Did he finish it? Yeah.

And then they had to come back? No, no, no. Other people. No, he messed up halfway through to where they're like, if we don't finish this, their whole project. And then I think he had... Austin! I might be speaking a little out of turn, and I would love to... I'm going to talk to Austin and find the details. I didn't think he had this many problems about it. I've talked to him about it, and I didn't think he had this many problems. Yeah, I don't think he would tell you. He's like, Adam, what are you talking about? I just had people come pour the foundation. Yeah, I didn't do that, but I did all the framing. No, I don't think he did. I don't think he did. Yeah, I think he was doing a pretty good job.

I think he was doing all right. I put up the mailbox. Yo, that's a lot of pressure. No, I think last time I talked to them, I remember him saying that he totally fucked it up and needed people to help. I mean, I also believe this and I also believe that he wouldn't tell me this. Yeah. And I'm putting myself in his camp. I think I would also, I saw him do that. And the whole time I'm going, Austin, don't do this. You're going to like, the house is going to collapse on your family. Uh,

And I know if I tried to build a home, it would also the same thing. Imagine. Just so many nails. Because he doesn't have like a real construction background. Right. He's just like any of us. Imagine if Blake decided to build a home. What the fuck? None of us would trust him to do that. I still don't. I tell you guys all the time that when the bath that was filled with water, man, I'm just waiting to go through the floor. Damn.

Why, did you put your bathtub in? No, but I just am like, that's got to be pretty heavy. But those beams are holding it. Go on. That's got structural integrity. When it happens and you guys are like, whoa.

He knew? Durs, I got to get the grinder out and grind some of my sport court out there because I got a real thing happening in the backyard. A pickleball court's coming in, baby. Pizza, pizza. Whoa. What are you getting, like a new surface? We got this company called Pickle Roll coming in that basically like... Shout out to Pickle Roll. Shout out to Pickle Roll, dude. They're coming in and they're like... Yeah, I guess so. I like that all these sub companies have...

sprung up out of the pickleball craze. Oh, yeah. Right. It's hot. Last week, it was just Morty's ground stuff. And then they're like, pickleball. They clean up the concrete because it's super expensive to break up the concrete and roll and pour new concrete, right? So I got a quote for that. I'm like, fuck that shit. That sucks. So these guys just clean up your concrete and then roll concrete.

this pickleball court out and like glue it to the concrete so it's much cheaper and we'll see how long it lasts you know what i mean yeah we'll see how that goes yeah we'll see how that goes so what is what is the material then the pickleball material is it like a it's like a vinyl is it like a sod it's like a vinyl no it's like a vinyl yeah

Does that make sense? Like a very thin vinyl with an acrylic. Kind of. So like a kitchen, like your mom's kitchen floor vinyl? Like linoleum is the kitchen floor. Vinyl is a little bit more harder. It's a little bit thicker, I think, than the linoleum and has a harder surface on it. Oh.

Is it like the porous stuff where it's got holes all the way through it? No, there's no holes on it. Do you know what I'm talking about? I do, yeah. You're talking about sport court, I think, right? I'm talking about sport court. Sport court is a name you can trust. Yeah, this is like the new kind of sport court thing. We'll see what's up. I mean, I'm really excited. I got some cool colors coming in. It's going to be sick.

That is sick, dude. Oh, yeah. That's way sick. Is it custom? Like, is it going to say, like, Kyle's court or whatever with two Ks, you fucking white supremacist?

Whoa. Whoa. What? Wow, dude. It's Kyle's court club with a K. And you just, the triple K, Kyle doesn't even think about it. His neighbors are just looking and being like, Jesus, what's he doing back there? I'll tell you what, it's just weird that you haven't said no yet. Kyle's court club. I thought about maybe doing like my signature on it because I thought it would look sick, you know?

Oh, and what's your signature? What is that? Does it go something like this? Wee-oo! Oh, wow, dude! Okay. Is that what it is? Kyle's Court Club. Wee-oo!

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what did i just do yeah i can't even tell what you did man you just fucking i don't know what is going on right now what you said earlier what just happened dude what's happening so tell me what the custom court's gonna be oh it's gonna be blue and gray and green those are the colors that i chose for it okay yeah blue green blue gray green yeah cool so why why blue and green um

Water and weed, man. That's all this motherfucker needs, bro. Smoke weed every day. I feel like I would do probably a...

Cornhuskers or a Clippers court if I was going to do a court. Like my team colors. But like what is your, what does blue and green mean to you? Or gray? He's Seahawks till he dies. All Seattle all the time. Timberwolves. It just looked the best. It looked cool to me. It means, I think it's natural colors. So my wife doesn't want any unnatural colors out there. So she wants like stone.

Oh, you're going to let her boss you. Blue and green for ground. Oh, you want natural colors? How about brown? Well, it's a partnership. I get that. I get that. Does she play? Does she play ever? She comes out. Yeah. She comes out and plays in the backyard a little bit. She's getting into it. She comes out. She comes out. Yeah.

She comes out to be like, why are you not inside? Yeah, ask when you're going to be done. She plays. She comes out. I need the goddamn Bev fridge grinder. She comes out. She plays. She comes out. She'll ask if I could come watch the kids at any point in the day or if I'm just going to be playing pickleball.

- You literally have no one else out here. How are you playing one on zero? - I got a ball machine. I have a ball machine, okay? I have a ball machine. - This bro's been playing one on none pickleball for fucking three hours. - Yeah, you have a court back there. You don't like, are your friends close enough to where you're at? I haven't been to your new house. So I don't know how close you are to the homies.

No kids allowed out here either. They come out. What? What's the question? Are they close enough to quickly swing by and just play a quick game? Do you have friends? Is what he's asking. I have friends. I have friends. And do they play pickleball? You have friends close by. I have friends and I have a really wonderful neighborhood here. So we'll be able to get out and play some games and all the kids will be able to play and stuff like that. So it's like...

Okay, that's cool. It's like that kind of a thing. Kyle, do you live where they filmed Scream, the first movie? Is that where you live? That's what I imagine. What? Scream? Where is that? Where did they film that? Those rolling Northern California. He's never seen Scream. Never seen Scream? Yeah, I can't remember exactly the town. No, I have. I'm just trying to imagine the town right now. I think that's a little bit more spread out than where I'm at.

Currently, but yeah, I'm out here, NorCal. Cool. Beautiful country. Dunk it! It is. You guys got to come up. Come up here, man. Let's go. Let's hang out in San Francisco. Let's do the thing, dude. Oh, dude, right after I kind of was dunking on San Francisco a couple weeks ago, now CNN's doing a documentary. Have you seen that?

It's like the fall of San Francisco or some crazy shit, like documentary on CNN. Yeah. I actually did see this and I realized that I had only been out to San Francisco like one time. Adam fucking called it. I called it, dude. Good job, man. Fucking called that one. If only I would have called it like two years ago and we could have done a doc. Dude, um...

I do. You know what's funny? Like sometimes I'll see like pictures or clips from old movies that took place in San Francisco. It's a gorgeous city. And it looks on fucking believable. It was like the crown jewel of America for a little bit. I feel like. Yeah. Yeah. Still is. Oh no. Now it's not. They're doing documentaries on its fall from

great. ABQ all the way. What is the crown jewel right now of America? It'd be like Austin, Texas or Nashville, right? I don't know, man. Yeah, something like that. Oh, did somebody say New York City? You know what I read the other day? It's like somebody. Nobody said New York City. I like New York. Yeah, but I wouldn't call it the crown jewel right now. I read that New York City is sinking. Brown jewel.

Because of all of the buildings. Like, it's actually fucking sinking. Oh, I saw that. I also saw that headline. Yeah. What the hell? Dude, we called it. And I was, like, sad for a moment, but then I was kind of like, well, yeah, it's an island. Look at the fucking buildings that are on it. Like, it's going to damage the structure of this thing. Yeah, look at those giant buildings. Duh. Well, here's something I read the other day is that...

Because of the gravitational pull of like the moon and earth or whatever, everything raises and lowers by like four or five or six inches every day. I'm not buying it. That's a long – that's huge. It swells. That's crazy. Fuck it. That's called the tides, homie. No, but I'm not talking about like water. I'm talking about like – You're saying four to five inches? Yeah. So if you lay in bed and just wait – Damn. Damn.

We're screwed. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is this a bit or is this real? I need to know. Permission to ask. Is this a bit or is this real? No, I feel like somebody... Maybe my kid told me this. I'm not buying it. Your nine-year-old told you this and...

Yeah, slide in Adam's DMs and let him know if it's true or not. He's a smart kid, but I mean, four or five... Kids know. Like, how big does the thing have to be in order... Is it like a mountain stretches, or is it like... Yeah, no, so like the Sears Tower, or whatever the fuck it's called now, Willis Tower, or whatever big building in New York, like, it is six inches higher than...

at one point in the day than it is later. Really? So the earth itself is swelling every day. And the producers are just quiet as a mouse. They left. Dude, they're asleep. They left. They're Googling their hearts out right now. They're like, I'm not finding anything. This is not a thing, bro. They left.

What if that's the earth actually breathing? Those are its breaths. Wow. I got to go take a shit. When's the last time you freaking ripped a bong, bro? I like this. You think that all of the society is on the back of a turtle? Ooh, right. Maybe. The turtle thing is old, old.

old theory. Yeah, maybe it's... I don't know what culture claimed it, but I always enjoyed it. What was the turtle's name in Never Ending Story? Morla? I don't know. That's a great question. It's 20,000 million miles away. That's...

That feels like a movie that should be remade. Oh, yeah. Never ending story fucking rocks. I feel like someone, they could review that movie and absolutely fuck it up. Yeah, they'd fuck it up. I don't disagree with remaking movies like that, that a whole generation of kids...

They wouldn't watch the old version because it's too old. It's like off-putting almost, you know, when they watch something like that. Yeah, no, I mean, I understand that. Well, my kids watch it. Yeah, but it is a different feeling than when you watched it. Yeah, they tape them down. Yeah, it's like when we watched it, it was super magical and special. Now when you watch it, it's kind of clunky and a little bit like you can see the difference. Like, these puppets are bad. Yeah, you're like, that doesn't look real at all. It looks too real. But when you're a kid, you don't know any better. But even now when you're a kid and you look at

Not bad, but old technology. I think you clock it. I think you clock it. I think you're clocking these mechanical things. Yeah, dude, because graphics have been so good and video games are so good now. I agree. I remember when Super Mario Brothers 3 came out.

And I was like, graphics aren't going to get better. It's not going to get better. It doesn't get better. That's it. And it was just like because part of the background moved slower than the rest. Totally. Oh, yeah, for sure. Like the first parallaxing, that was epic. Parallaxing. I mean...

I guess I do remember watching like Clash of the Titans and like the claymation just looked janky. I know, as I'm saying, but I'm dating ourselves. Is that like Argonauts? Yes, it's Jason and the Argonauts. Remember when like fucking that show like Reboot dropped and then like Transformers Beast Wars? I could never find it on CBS. Yeah, and it was like the first like CGI cartoons and it just looks fucking so weird and bad. It's almost cool now.

Yeah. They were like blue people, right? Yeah, and then it's just a lot of just empty space. Like just lots of just one color everywhere. It's very trippy to watch old CGI. Same as like Lawnmower Man. Lawnmower Man is hella weird to watch now. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm just saying like I feel...

Like, those movies are ripe to be remade to have another generation of kids fall in love with that story. Because it is really cool, imaginative. Or come up with an original idea. But no one likes original shit no more. No. I was hyped when they did the Dark Crystal remakes.

But the Dark Crystal remakes were so complicated that I don't think kids, we kind of talked about it a couple pods ago. Yeah, they're for adults. I didn't see it, but my question is, did they spread that out over the course of many episodes instead of just making a film? Yes. Because the fad right now is you have to keep the people on your screen. On the hook. On the streamer. Instead of making just a movie, they're fucking like, push it.

And then it becomes bad. I will say that like to Adam's point, like I agree, like graphics have gotten crazy and accurate and all that. But when they're, when it's like fantasy stuff, like it's hard to be like, wait, what is, if it's not like supposed to just be like a wolf that's talking, you're like, oh, that's a fake ass wolf. Or like the shark in Jaws at some point, like looks fake to you. Right. But when it's like a made up creature, like a gelfling, it's,

some of these things are so well done that you're like, wait, what the fuck is that? If you're a kid. Yeah. Like that is what that thing looks like. That is that thing for real. Right. I mean, as a Muppet, as a guy who works on the Muppets, like the Muppets are still hitting. Yes, you do go off. Yes. Queen. Watch it on YouTube.

Disney Plus. I think we're number one or something else on Disney Plus. Well, we need to see the numbers. Number one or something else. We gotta see the numbers. We're number something on Disney Plus. That's awesome, dude. Yeah, but do you know how many people have watched it, huh? We gotta see the numbers. Hey, we've been watched. When does your King Kong vs. Godzilla show come out? I don't know, October? Something like that? Hell yeah, baby. Apple TV Plus?

Give me a hell yeah! Gemstones comes out, I believe, June 18th. Gemstones. So this will be airing right before Righteous Gemstones Season 3, baby! Hell yeah, baby. Get your plug, baby. 3, 3. It should be 4, but goddamn pandemic.

But yeah, season three, it's coming at you, dogs. Hell yeah, dude. Any take backs? Any apologies? Any epic slams? Any promos? Let's see here. I think I might have something because I saw a clip online. It's a self-hating moment. No.

No. It's a new thing. Take your time. It's just because it was just when we were spelling Bukkake, like I saw the clip of this and I was so smug. Like I knew how to spell it and I was like, Adam, yes, very good. And that was not a bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it was Ross. I'm

I'm not doing what you're referencing. We both were wrong, and I confidently misspelled it wrong as well. To be fair... But I confidently was like, oh, yeah, you got it. Like, I knew, and that actually kind of fucking pissed me off about me, so I'm doing a self-hatred moment in front of everybody. That's all right, dog. Self-hatred moment. I don't like this. I don't like that. I remember seeing that, too, and I was like...

But is that how you spell it? How we spelled it on the clip? I like candy critique. No, I spelled it wrong and then they spelled it right on the clip. So that became the joke, which was funny. I know, but when I saw the clip, I was like, I don't think that's how you spell it. Well, I've never seen it spelled that way. I have in the three Ks. I think maybe I've only seen it spelled wrong.

Oh. Oh, well, maybe. So maybe this isn't me. You're going to some bootleg site. Yeah. Maybe this isn't my thing. Is this Ex Hamster? Yeah. Is this Ex Hamster? Ex Hamster, dude. Yeah. I feel like that's a little bit of a deep cut. No. Sometimes you just need a different variety. Yeah. Well, okay. So self-hatreds don't work. Self-hating doesn't work. You know what I mean?

I don't need to hate myself. I don't need to do that. Without pulling the curtain back too far, you know, it's just having, it's saying stuff with a lot of conviction on this podcast will go really far. Oh my God. Sometimes, and sometimes that will, you know, that'll bite you in the butt a little bit.

Yeah, and I think that that happens a lot, and I'm just going to admit that that was a bummer to watch myself act like that. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's a bummer. A real bummer watching me. That's all right. I'll say that – I love you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I would like to give – I would like to compliment each other and our friendship. I feel like we are pretty good about telling each other how much we appreciate each other and love each other, and we have very –

male relationships and I'm glad you guys don't feel like you need to dick tap me or goose me. But if you want to hold my shoulders or hold my cock like you do with your friends from back home, I guess that's fine. We call those strong hugs. You know what it is?

Kind of fascinating about the dick tap is that it's a back of the hand thing, right? It is. Yeah, you flick. Flick of the dick. You go underneath. No one's going. If you go open hand on it, is that a whole different ball game? Then that's a fondle. Then that's a fondle. That's too far. That's inappropriate. Can you not fandal with the back of your hand? You can fandule whatever you want. Fandule. All right, guys. Well, that's another episode of

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