Ep 141: The History Of Hacky Sack
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Before you fucking throw a bar on your back and then your fucking spine just goes out your asshole. As a foursome of friendship, we've kind of kissed each other here and there, but that was the biggest, most sensual kiss. Buckle up. Let's go.

Let's go, baby. I gotta say your look today is hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. Let me get back into character. Okay, what's up, you fuckfaces? Let's go, you cocksmoke. Thank you, Adam. How are you that tan? The sun does not come out that often. Where are you going? Yeah, he looks like he's got a goggle tan. The sun will come out fast.

For swimming, bet your bottom dollar I've been swimming. That's a great voice. Where was that? Oh, that's sick, dude. Oh, shit. That is sick. That's sick. For everybody not watching on YouTube, Ders has a Merry Half Christmas tank top on. Yeah, and it looks real good on him. It's about that time. That's rare. And is it tighter than, did you buy it that size? Like, or not buy it, were you giving it?

That size during Workaholics? Or did you get bigger? And you grew into it? Or did it shrink to your now more svelte physique? This is what it's always been. Nothing's changed. Is it like a sweater material? Or is it like cotton to look sweater material? No, this is a cotton shirt. You thought they'd make something cool? It's just a cotton shirt. It's like a tank top.

I thought it was kind of woven or something. I was like, did we do that? It's like a tank top. Yeah. Like crochet? It's exactly a tank top. Yeah, cool. That's tight. That's tight. I love it. Well, it's hard. I can't touch it. I can't touch it. You know what I mean? That's kind of hot right now, like mesh tanks or like a crochet tank top. It's not mesh at all. Mesh and crochet are way two different things. Mesh is like a football jersey.

Crochet is something that my grandmother, Arvella, taught me, and I'm actually pretty good at it. But both are very hot right now. Yeah. Yeah, true. These are not called Jamaican wife beaters anymore? I don't know if that is what they're called anymore, but that's probably what they were once known as. It's like a woven top. Let's go! That was the parlance where I grew up, is that if you were wearing that, it was referenced as a Jamaican wife beater. Yeah, you can't call them wife beater. Now it's...

Now it's a domestic violence tank. Yeah. Now it's a domestic violence. Because, you know, the violence can come any which way. It doesn't need to be a wife. A wife can beat on husbands now. That is true. In fact, I've been watching a lot of pretty insane videos online. Wow. You side with Johnny Depp, I bet. Well,

I don't even know anything about that story, but yeah, probably. Well, we can go viral with this. Hey, Adam, perfect answer. Hey, me neither. Me neither. Yeah. Probably, dude. It was the prank war. Dude, this is breaking news. This is breaking news. She shit in his bed. That's the epic prank war? God. Topical. Doesn't that seem like it was 800 years ago? You never heard about that? Yes. God damn.

That seems so long ago. It was kind of a long ago, wasn't it? I have no clue. I have no concept of time anymore. Shit speeds up, slows down. By the way, if I had a dollar every time I shit in my wife's bed... So, Blake, you're our resident hip cool dude. Are you wearing any crocheted items? Yeah!

I wanted to. You know he's got them. I was wondering the same thing, Adam. That's right on the money, baby. He's got them. Yeah, because I could see you dabbling in that world of like a crocheted little tank, little belly tee. You got one of those soft hangers where you hang very delicate things on it. Bro, you don't know nothing about my lifestyle. You know Blake folds that. I will say I did have- Like a nightgown hanger? Yeah.

I did have a little mesh number going on on the Tribeca red carpet. I did have that. But that was a shirt. That's like a button down like Charlie Sheen. I was wondering about that. That was like, yeah. So what was that? What was that look? Well, it was none other than the brand Supreme. Come on, get at me. I feast over here. I'll bat you. But I didn't have the guts to rocket no undershirt. I didn't really want to show nipples on the carpet.

it oh dude no that's the thing where you're a fashion forward guy you're the one that can show nipples and then we have a whole conversation piece then we have 30 minutes on the pot but then everybody would know now we're fucking just drowning right now everybody would know that blake has zero tattoos and that's a problem i'm fine it's cool that i don't have tattoos i'm hyped on that is it then don't

wear an undershirt. He's Mark Hoppus and I'm Tom DeLonge and you guys are both Travis. Pretty tight. Let's see that lip piercing. Yeah, pretty tight. Is Mark Hoppus on record not having tattoos?

I don't know if he's on record, but at least back in the day, everyone had a lot of tattoos and he had not any visible that I remember. Give me five minutes with him. I'll find out. Well, in that case, yes. But I'm going to the show this weekend, which I guess we're recording this like two weeks earlier.

So by the time this would have already been, I would have already gone. But I'm going this weekend and I will check Marcus Hoppus' entire body for possible. Marcus Hoppus. I'll check his entire body for tattoos. Marcus Hopps. Mr. Hopps. Let's go. It's my favorite band. My favorite member is Marcus Hopps. Marcus Hopps. So Blake, you wore undershirts under your crocheted outfit. What the hell, dude? Yeah.

And with your body, let it flaunt it, baby. It circles back. I don't know. I didn't want to be that guy. No. See, Blake, you are that guy. You're already that guy. I'm not that guy. I'm not really like nipple guy, like let it all hang out guy. No, but that's funny if you are and your hair is already – you're already getting laughs. Like, dude, just lean in. I will say, though. I will say.

we're in this era of people wearing like design, like having a designer dress them in some crazy shit. And, and, and, and it elevates you or whatever, right? Yes. I'll,

But I side with Blake. Thank you. He's not trying to elevate. Thank you. But dude, if Blake does it, it's funny. It's funny if Blake does it. It's not. It's never funny. It doesn't work. I'm trying to remember who I saw in some fucking crazy outfit and they're supporting their homie who made it or whatever, some big designer. And I'm sorry, but it

It's just, it's whack. But if Blake did it, it would be funny. And it's not crazy. You're just asking him to- But it would feel enough that they would allow you to wear it. Wait, why was it funny? You don't want it to be funny. Yeah, you do. You want everything to be funny. Wait a minute. No, you're not trying to- He wants to look good. He doesn't want to look like he's a try-hard-

You guys tell me what I want and then I'll let you know the truth. We know what's going on. You don't want to... Oh, he doesn't want to seem like... Blake doesn't want to seem like he's trying hard. So he is going to wear the mesh shirt, but he is going to wear something underneath, which in turn makes it seem like he's trying a little too hard to not show his nipples.

Like, why wear the mesh? I know. I'm kind of there. Why wear the mesh if you're not showing the net? It wasn't super mesh. It wasn't like giant. Was the under color of the shirt like complimentary? What was the whole color scheme like? Was that a part of it or just an obvious cover up of your nipples? What's going on? It was like a very, very colorful shirt, like very rainbow, like bright colors. I wore white underneath just to kind of like neutralize it a little bit.

bit oh so white is neutral for you okay well you know what's really white homie i saw i saw you getting in the cold plunge last week yeah your torso you're pretty white right now i know you're maybe the whitest i've seen yeah so maybe that's another reason i didn't want to expose myself right i am very self-conscious right now because i my body has not seen sun and it's at this point that what

When you're a white bro and you don't have any sun on your body, you can start to see your veins. I look like E.T. when he's dying by the river. I don't like it. That's kind of sexy, though. I liked it. I like it. It's natural. Yeah, but there's weird shadows and stuff that happen. I like seeing some of those blue veins on your chest. No, I don't like the blue veins. I like a nice little base coat. I want to see your heart kind of a little bit. Well, Blake used to do a lot of tanning back in the day.

He was the one out there oiled up, sitting by the pool. He's a lizard. On the rocks. Reading his comic books. Which I'm surprised you don't look old now. We're all getting to where we are actually mid-age now.

Yeah, man. And Ders is already there. He's already been living in middle age. And we all look fairly young for being as old as we are. But you got so much sun there for a while, Blake. I did. Remember when you tried to have like a tan off? Who were you doing a tan off with? With all of you guys. Yeah. Wasn't it with you? Yeah. And still to this day. Well, that's what it was. It was back in the day. It was in search of, you'd have to spend your summer searching for the perfect tan. And that's like what you're looking for. It's a perfect tan. Yeah.

Yeah. It's still on, by the way. It never ends. It goes the rest of our lives. It ends. It ends when the doctor is like, hey, so I removed your face and you got to get out of the cell. They're like, we have to cut your nose off today. Okay, so this skin tag and this skin tag, that is not good. That's connected to your whole nipple and chest area. So we're going to have to carve that out.

Well, Ders is winning right now. That's for damn sure. Ders is tan. Yeah, I got a brutal Speedo tan. It's kind of nice. Like a goggle tan. Wait, Speedo tan? I thought that was like a snow bunny tan. I thought you were up on the slopes. I was. I was just up at Mammoth actually like three days ago for a little June ski. You did the life of it.

luxury. What an athlete. Just an athlete. Athleisure, you know? But you know what? Back to Adam and us getting old, this year's the first year where going downhill... Going down...

Yeah, we're going downhill. My fucking thighs are on fire. Ooh. Thigh pain. I'm still working out. But I just... Well, because you're just like... And dude, fire. I got to get on the T. There's not even a small part of me that thinks I could do that. Did they ever buckle? Did they ever buckle while you were out there? No, because the instincts kick in. The survival. You got to make it all the way down. But there was a couple times where I was like, I got to stop and wait for the kids. Yeah, fuck.

disaster, my guy. And I know, like, you know, we don't think swimming is a real sport, but Ders is a collegiate athlete, you know? It's true. So... Yes, yes, yes. It snaps back into place. Yeah. Yeah, you hope so. See, all I... I just... My collegiate sport was hacky-sacking and...

Bomb rips. Right. They had lung capacity. That would be so cool if hacky-sacking was in the Olympics, if they brought hacky-sack to the Olympics. It will be. I mean, at the pace we're going. What country would win? Brazil. Yes. Great answer. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil. Brazil

Adam, you got the stars and stripes in your corner or what? I feel like Costa Rica is getting silver, my man. Those people are chilling. Yes. I think it'll be like anything. I feel like hacky sacking, uh, really took hold here in the nineties. Okay. So I think we'll come out hot and there'll be some like old guys who still have all their funk. Uh,

By the way, I'm the old guy. That'll still have that nasty funk, but then another country will take over and be like, well, we basically do this with a harder ball to catch and kick. Can I ask a super important question that you guys for sure don't know the answer to? Yeah, I'm gonna take a shit. Where did Hexac begin? Who started it? I'm gonna guess. I'm gonna guess Colorado.

Colorado. Colorado's probably where it turned into a business, but I bet that's not where it invented. Because I believe the first hacky sack was started by Wham-O. Wham-O? What is Wham-O? Wham-O, they make frisbees. This is good. Here we go. We got a link. Here we go. Hacky sack. Oh, it's called the foot bag. I know the listeners are going nuts. Please, dear God.

Wham-O! Dude, in the 1970s, currently owned by Wham-O. Give me my mofo-ing points. No flowers, but I will give points, of course. Dude, how insane is it that I knew that was Wham-O? Yes, points! Well, wait, it was a Southeast Asian game. Okay.

kicking the shuttlecock known as Junzi. What was that? I'm butchering it, but it's the Wu style Tai Chi Chuan. Oh, look at this. It dates back to at least the 1930s. Wow. The Asian countries would kick our ass for sure. Look at this. The game is known as Jang-ga-chagi in Korea. That's pretty sick. Adam, I feel like Adam just covered that. I just sort of said that, but yeah. You did? Yeah. Are you playing?

you guys don't know that i can't read and listen at the same time you're out of your mind just no one's asking you to read just listen well i needed to read for myself i was lost in the sauce the answer is whammo yeah whammo you did it bro you did it it's the 70s and it's whammo but there's no place wow that's huge there's no place and it is a crocheted footbag so there you go yeah yeah

Well, that's different. That's a different one. Wham-O. So my cousins lived in Colorado growing up, and I remember him showing up with a hacky sack in the 80s. What do you mean it's a different one? Crocheted is like the knit one with whatever on the inside. And then the Wham-O version that I remember from growing up was like a leather bag. Yeah, that shit was fire. The typical freestyle foot bag. With the 32 panel back.

The one that looks like a soccer ball? That looks like a little soccer ball, yeah. Okay, yeah. The first one I ever saw only had like two or three panels. Okay, that's kind of fire. A real piece of shit. Efficient, I like that. And that was made with like real animal carcass or was it like real leather? Absolutely. Yeah, dude. Real leather, Blake. Oh, damn. Wham-O made slip and slide? Whoa.

Wham-O, they're doing it all. Wham-O made silly string. Get the fuck out of here. So I know we've covered Super Soakers before on the podcast, but I just got, I haven't received it yet, but I paid like $300 for this fucking squirt gun that they're sending from China. Hopefully, hopefully I wasn't just robbed, but it's like a...

squirt gun assault rifle. It's fucking insane. Is it the one that goes like... Yeah, is it the one I've been seeing on Instagram? Yes, it's the one you've been seeing. You dip it in the water and it sucks in itself. Dude, are you going to let it suck? Are you going to put it in the pool and that's what it's going to be? Yeah, let it suck.

Tell me. Okay, so this is a dollar squirt gun. It basically sucks up a bunch of water, and then instead of shooting a steady stream like a super soaker, it shoots a chunk of water, like whatever, like a cup of concentrated water, like a bullet. A burst. Not even like a stream, like a burst. No, it's like this much. Like this thick. It's like a my dick length of water. It's like a little bit.

It's smaller. It's like bigger. It's a little bit bigger than my dick's worth of water. The size of a quarter thick or like a silver dollar and then that long. Yeah, it's like exactly my cock coming at you in water form. Yeah, so it's about my cock, about six inches and some change about my cock like this big. And then like... But made out of water and floating through the air, you know?

Yeah. Right. Yeah, yeah. Wow, you got one of those? And it hits you with some speed, brother. I haven't received it, so maybe I got robbed. But you never know when you just buy shit. Where did you order it? Through Amazon or what? I saw it on Instagram, and I immediately gave them my credit card. You followed it. Instagram. You fell for it. Never fall for the Instagrams, dude. But, dude, I buy all kinds of shit off Instagram, and now I have a closet of bullshit. Really? Yeah.

I like it. Oh, wow. It's never as good as it looks. It's never as good as it looks. What's the best one you've bought off Instagram? Everything that I buy, like I have the shoes that you guys that I wore during the live podcast that everyone was like, what are those? Shut up.

Bitch. They're just from Instagram, dude. They were just Instagram. What were they? What are the shoes you have? What are the shoes you have? What are they? They were called Arigatos. I don't know. Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah. You kept talking about them and everyone was like, what? I know those. Dude, because our friend's ass, our friend Sean Malto, we were backstage and he was like, what are those shoes? It was a star studded event. It was a star studded event. And he goes, what are those shoes? And I said, they're Arigato. And he's like, what? And I'm like, Arigato? Yeah.

Yes, sir. So it just kept repeating it because I don't know. That's just the name of them. Axel. Wait, how do you spell Arigato? Axel Arigato. A-R-I-G-A. Isn't it Arigato like in Japanese? Doesn't that mean like you're welcome? Does it mean you're welcome? What does it mean? Does it mean? Yes, sir.

Dude, I don't know. I assumed it was Axel's last name. It goes by Axel Arigato. I think it is. Yeah, I think it is. I'm familiar with them. They make some cool stuff. They're like high-end sneakers. It's the Mr. Roboto. Are you talking about the Mr. Roboto song? Yeah, but I got them off Instagram. So that's what I'm saying. I'm just like, I'll see shit. So is that your favorite thing? What's the best thing? I'll buy it. No, the best things are like the things I've got for...

For pain relief. Like this thing for my back that I wear. Whoa, dude, you're wearing a championship belt right now? What is that? Yeah, always, dude. It heats your back and then it also vibrates, dude. It's fucking... Vibro...

It's unreal. Just loosen me up. That I'm actually a little bit jealous of that. I think I could use one of those little vibro pads. I also, it's by Hyperice. I got one. I got this from my back. Oh, yeah. Hyperice does the, they do the Theraguns, right? Yeah, I'm

I'm all over those things. They do the Theragun. No, Theragun does the Theraguns. Hyperice does. I know, I know. Theragun. Yeah, but they, they have their, Hyperice has their own gun and then they have, uh, I'm just saying, TYR doesn't do Speedos. Okay. They do swimming briefs. Fuck it. Then they have Norma Tech. What do you call them then? If it's not called a Theragun, what is it? I don't know what it's called. Like a massage gun. Theragun is a brand name. Massage gun. I know, but what, what would you call that? A massage gun? A massage gun. Yeah. They call it, uh,

Is it a body jackhammer? A masturbator. Propulsive therapy or whatever? Something like that. I call it a massage gum. A propulsive therapy. Okay. It's a dick puncher. It's a little dick puncher. Yeah, it's a dick puncher. Dude, I love my fucking dick puncher. Like, I love it. Yeah. Dude, I have five of those. And then... They're the fucking shit, dude. I love them. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

Do not come. You got to get the Norma tech sleeves where you put your sleeves, your legs in the sleeves. I got the, I got the ones for the cat. And, uh, and then it, why do you have five Theragun? Yeah. What the fuck are you doing? I have them all over. I have one. I have one in each car. I have one in my backpack and then I have one at each house. Whoa. Have you ever double gunned yourself? Have you ever put your dick in between two? I have, uh,

No, I've never done that. Smasher? Because of Smasher. Dude, I would do that. No, you already said I have. You already said I have. But one I just got. You have one in each car, one in each house, and then just one in a bag.

in my backpack that can't go that cannot go into the car yeah durz we should go into this this is some excess shit well no because i i'll take that i'll fly with don't you bring that backpack into the car if i get it'll travel i just like i just like to buy shit or into the house the backpack is just for it's outside i know that but i'm just letting you know it's a little excessive it seems like you need one in a backpack this bro has five theraguns

You have five. Well, I was given a couple of them, and then I was like, I wonder if there's a... You just said I like to buy shit, and now you're talking about how you get it for free. I don't know what the truth is. I got a couple of them, and then I was like, well, what else do they have out there? What I'm saying is I'm drinking Ashland, and I'm excited. Hey, all right. You're still on the Ashland train. I love it, baby. But dude, the new one, if you guys would shut the fuck up, and let me talk about the new Hyperize. What?

Knee sleep brace. Dude, we're just being buddies. Go ahead, bitch. Okay, okay. All right. Go ahead. Go off, King. Will you shut the fuck up and let me talk about my knee brace, dude? Yeah, go ahead, bitch. Shut up, bitch. Shut the fuck up. I just got it. It's unreal. It cools. It does both. It cools, and then it also heats. Is this the one that has all the circle things on it? Uh-huh.

Yeah, I just got that one. Yeah. Okay. They can send me one of those. I have two knees. Hot, hot, hot, hot. Yeah. Please, please send me another. I would love to have one at each house. Tunisia. I need all that shit. I really want a video. We're all dying and we're trying so hard to stay alive with all these gadgets and gizmos. I need all that shit. My shit is crumbling. My body's crumbling. I fell in the competition. I fell in the kitchen on the court when me and Blake were playing pickleball.

And it was like, I didn't know if you wanted to even bring that up. I don't care. Let's talk about it. We're talking about how our bodies fail. Like I was, we were playing, we were playing pickleball and I fucking, uh, my legs just went out. I went for a slam and my legs fucking dusted. They betrayed me, dude. I'm still going to send it. Will you be a little more descriptive of like the motion? Were you like trying to go lateral? Were you diving for something? Did you, were you just standing? I was running fast.

I took, well, I was, I moved, I took, I guess I took three steps forward and then was hitting the ball out of the air as hard as I could to put it away to get the fucking point. And I did it. Yeah. So overhead, overhead smash. And I did it. And then my fucking legs just buckled and I fell right into the fucking kitchen. Yeah.

So that's why you asked that question to Ders earlier. You were like, and did your legs go out? Did your legs go out? And Ders was like, no, of course they didn't go out. And you were fishing. You were fishing a little bit. Yeah, because I'm slightly nervous about what this is and what happened here. You know, like. Well, I think you just don't work out all that often, Kyle. I think if you did more of a strength training regimen, I think you would be in. Plyometrics. How are you warming up? Oh.

Uh, you know, I'm doing some stretching. I'm doing a little weed. He smokes weed. Yeah. I smoke a lot of weed. Kyle, get a fucking jump rope. Get one jump rope. That's all you need. Oh, I can't jump rope. But don't you think, I think the strength training is necessary if I'm going to be like trying to operate like that. Don't you think? Yeah, I think, I think you got to do some strength training. Yes. I would start with a jump rope. Oh yeah. Okay, great. Before you fucking throw a bar on your back and then your fucking spine just goes out your asshole.

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Kyle, are we allowed to talk about you literally have an offer from a pickleball brand to go pro, right? Yeah. To be sponsored. Yes, I do. Yes. Oh, so is Kyle Blake. So is Kyle that good or he just talks about it enough that someone's like, well, we might sell some brackets. Kyle's very good. Kyle is very good. Thanks, Blake. Okay. Okay.

Thank you, Blake. How'd you do in the tournament this last past weekend? Well, you know, one win and a couple losses, dude. Well, there were a few delays. There were a few delays. We were a little rattled. But tournaments are, I'm learning that tournaments are a totally different animal. Like, they are wreck. Than playing Friends from High School? Yes, than playing with your friend Thomas Kellogg? No.

playing with your children. Even like playing rec with people who are good. It's like, it's a different level because everybody summons everything that they have. Why else would you be there? Yes, for sure. I'm just trying to gauge how good you are. If someone wants you to go pro and you've never won a tournament and you've never won like...

It's probably because of his celebrity, for sure. Yes. It's because this dude's got hundreds of thousands of followers. Or maybe they see promise. I see promise in Kyle if he would start maybe doing some jump roping on the weekend or stop eating all the chips. Get him on the team. Yeah, because I'm definitely not doing the athlete part of this. I'm not...

I'm not doing that. I believe he's got that natural ability. He's got that long, you know, check arms, you know. Water trash. Yeah. He's naturally athletic. He's got a gift. Yeah. He's got a gift. Yeah. His body is made for it. I think he's afraid of his potential. Is that possible? Maybe. I was. Well, actually, Anders, I'm thinking after this tournament, I was like, well, I don't think I'm ever going to really participate at the entry level anymore. That's what I was participating at because. Wait, you're just going to go straight pro? Yeah.

What do you mean? Well, there's different like rating systems. And I think where you play is where your mind is. You know, there's certain strategic levels of the game and stuff. And I feel like I want to be at the 4-0 level. And that's where I'm at. But I've been competing at the 3-0 level every time with partners who have been in the game for less time than I. Hmm.

So I think that now I want to find a partner that kind of can maybe push me to that next level. So Blake, you just got kicked to the curb, man. I just got thrown under the bus. Would it be insane if I said to play...

Singles? No, I've tried singles. I've done that in a tournament and I really actually liked it. It was fun because it was simple. Is singles hard because you do have to move? Yes. It's way more intense. And doubles, you just rush the net and stand there and have to react. And yell at me and make me cry.

Right. It's strictly pickleball at a doubles in a doubles way is strictly serving, rushing the net as soon as you are allowed to. And then just going. Yeah, pretty much. And controlling that, controlling that. Yeah. Then there's this there's the small game, the dink of that as well. And then the dink of it. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. It's just volley. Dude, as a guy who's never played, I'm the one person out of the four of us that has never played. I'm so lost right now.

Oh. Yeah, I know. And you got to get out there, man. Well, you know tennis, right? Kind of. Kind of. Yeah. Okay. He knows hacky sack, my guy. Okay. Hacky sack. Oh, yeah. My bad. My bad. My bad. Come on, brother. Whammo. You end up standing like 14 feet away from each other and just whacking the ball at each other. You know, like as hard as you can. Yeah. Sure. That makes sense. So, Kyle, where is Blake's skill level? Because he just said you yelled at him a lot. You made him cry. Oh, keep

No. What was that? Well, first of all, let me say Blake and I came away. I think we came away stronger as a partnership because it was just we went through it. We did it. Well, and it was a lot of sacrifice on my end. It was a whole motherfucking day event. Yes, it was. Blake, were you playing in the tournament? Yeah, I was his partner. They were partners. Oh, I didn't. I did. Adam, did you realize this? I didn't know. Yeah, we should have set the stage. We should have set the stage a little more. We played in a...

In a tournament in San Clemente. Blake was my partner. The PPA event. It was very delayed. We were there for how long? 12 hours? Dude, it was rough. And I had to get on a flight. I had to be in the Uber by 545 a.m. the next day to go to Tribeca. So I was like, bro, we need to wrap this shit up.

Yeah. So what time did you get home after playing pickleball all day and night? Dude, I think it was midnight. San Clemente is not close to where you live. Very far. It was a lot of sacrifice. But you know what? I just want to be really here. Good, good, good. Yes. Draw a map on your hand. Yeah, yeah. Ders has his hand out right now. This is L.A. Yes. My second hand.

This is the valley. Yeah, uh-huh. It's very south. It's more towards like San Diego than anything. Yeah, below Dana Point, bro. Below Dana Point. Is it near Tarantula? Um, I don't know. Yeah, I think it's on the beach. Sorry, Temecula. The beach of Tarantula, yeah. Yeah. It's on the beach, yeah. So it was a lot of sacrifice for me, but I just really wanted to show up for my friend, and I just, you know, I admit.

And what's the footwear for you, Blake? I know Kyle wears pickleball shoes. Yeah, I was wearing Fila's. Blake, are you wearing some Axel Arigatos? I wish I did. I wish I could have got Adam's link from Instagram and put those on. But I just have some Adidas joggers, basically. I need better shoes. Adidas joggers. You need lateral support. I do. You're going to burn a hole right in the side like Homeboy on.

New Orleans, huh? Yeah. Dude, and Blake can play pickleball. Thank you. Okay, thank you. Wow, dude! Blake's athletic. We have some footage of some points during our silver match game, silver medal match game, and

And his hands are lightning fast. Thank you. His reactions. I got a feeling Blake doesn't get tired. Blake, are you watching Kyle get tuckered out? But he knows the game better? Is that what's happening? No shots fired. No, it's all good. I didn't think he was getting tired until his legs completely buckled underneath him. I thought he got hurt. I was like, oh, no, dude. We only played like five points. Well, that seems like Kyle. He goes and goes and goes. And no one knows he's in trouble until he reaches a breaking point.

I appreciate you pushing it like that. Yeah, it was cool, man. Push it until your body feels you. It was fun. Other than it being a 12-hour day and just hanging out with a bunch of pickleball dorks, it was really cool, dude. It was really cool. Burn. Dudes, I got so sick. I was the sickest I've been ever.

uh in like my adult life besides covid i think this passed uh right after the live show like it did the live show oh i hit up kyle i was like kyle did i get you sick by open mouth kissing you uh in the live show which i missed that moment yeah it

It couldn't have been the thousands of people that we shook hands with and took selfies with. I mean, yeah, for sure it was. But I had to go. I was going to Sonoma. I know which one it was, too, by the way. You know who got you sick? I know which one. I could tell. I was going to Sonoma for this NASCAR event.

and with Chloe, and it was supposed to be like a romantic getaway for us. And I was so sick that the woman who was showing us her room, we're staying at this nice resort, and she's like, "So how was the podcast last night? I'm a big fan." - Really? - Super sweet. - One of those places. - Super sweet.

And she's showing us our room and Mr. Levine I was like uh-huh uh-huh and I walk in I took off my clothes and just went to bed as she showed Chloe the rest of the room and I like pulled the covers over my head dude, and then I slept I see you found the bed Yes

Your boobs are huge. You want your complimentary bottle of water? I guess you don't want turndown service. And then Chloe was like, I guess I'm going to go to dinner by myself. And I just slept for like 18 hours. Wow. Woke up the next day, stayed up for like six hours and then went back to bed and slept for another 13 hours.

Okay, who from TII Nation poisoned Adam? Because that is some bullshit, man. I know it was. It might have been those buzz balls did me in. Maybe it was the assassin in the front row. Maybe he fucking got to you, man. There's no way it was anything but the buzz balls. Could have been. Yeah, because I didn't care. No way, man. These got me going. By the way, this Cran Blasters flavor, my new favorite flavor. Oh.

So it's just okay then? No, it's fine. Fuck off, man. I like this stuff. Crayon Blasters is my new favorite just okay drink. So does it taste like poison? Dude, if the live show just became a commercial for Buzz Balls,

We all got to get a check if it's going to be a goddamn buzz ball commercial, you know? Well, maybe they can sponsor the tour. You need to cut us in, bro. I felt good for about a little bit. But, you know, what is the luggage we're wheeling them out in? What are the seats we're on?

Can we get those big massage chairs for the next show? There's a lot of opportunities. If sponsors want to holler at us, we will chill some products. We will whore ourselves out. Yeah, we're out here, baby. Oh, God. I forgot. Blake is all business. I forgot about Blake's business acumen. Well, let's talk a little bit about the

live show. What did you guys think? Yeah, you kissed me, bro. You kissed me, dude. Yeah, I missed that because I was backstage. Kermit was still like... Spoiler. Oh, right. We had a crazy guest. Kermit.

Kermit the Frog announced... I pulled some strings. What a fucking wild guest host, Kermit the Frog. That was crazy, dude. And then evidently Adam kissed Kyle. He looks great. He does. He looks amazing. Dude, and I will say, Kyle, that was not premeditated. I gave Durs a high five. I was just kind of thinking I'm going to high five my homies. And then I just...

with the moment struck and i just had to kiss those hairy lips 69 it just felt right it just felt right in the moment huh it just was there just felt real and that kiss that kiss was huge i think it felt right for me too because you can see my hand be like still and then i go in and i pull you in you know so there's a choice oh my there's a choice to pull you yeah and then you pulled it closer yeah i have to re-watch so kyle's re-watched it a bunch yeah wait did

I saw the clips, bro. They put some clips out on the gram and I was like, wow, look at that. Oh, I pulled them in. Interesting. I think, I mean, as a foursome of friendship, we've kind of kissed each other here and there, but that was the biggest, most sensual kiss. That was the first one on camera. Yeah, I do not know if I've ever kissed any of you guys to be perfectly honest. I like how he said we've kind of...

finger many times with our cool handshake that we do. Oh yeah, you guys do like the pinky thumb grab and suck. Is that what it is? We do something like that. Blake and I kissed in an episode.

We're like, we're biking. We go like our faces kiss by accident. Oh yeah. Me and Ders packed each other. Yeah. And that was, that one was actually really weird. That didn't make it in the episode, right? It did it not. I think that hit the cutting room floor. Yeah. Ders kept writing in him and Blake kissing in episodes. And then for whatever reason, it doesn't make the show. Cause it doesn't make any sense. Let's not get into Blake pushing for the triple kiss in the movie. He's like, there should be a triple kiss runner. There should be one. I mean,

always wants it that's hella funny that's hella funny always an advocate for the triple kiss that's blake henderson yeah i know blake blake all he really wanted the triple kiss in the movie okay can we talk about triple have we ever talked about triple kissing it was really big in the 2000s but do you know where it was it's from wait what colorado whammo

It's from MTV. It's from MTV, one of those true life spring break. Like a real world. Yeah. Dude, they need to play those. And they were like...

True life, I triple kiss? What does that even mean? No, it's just like that was always an endgame when you're at spring break was to triple kiss each other. Not just dude friends. What? Yeah. Wait, what? I thought this was a joke. This is something that was like a- No, triple kissing was insane. With your two dude homies. Is that what you're saying, Blake? No. It was like you're at spring break and then you triple kiss like two girls. Yeah, but why do you keep pitching that it's just me and Durs? You keep-

saying it over and over. Well, because my character was obsessed with triple kissing and it doesn't matter who it is. It's more about it being three people kissing at once. Right. It's checking a box for sure. Yes. Yes. Your boobs are huge. Do whatever you need to to have the triple. Three cocks one box. Okay. Okay.

Hey, and that's one of the many classic bits you'll never see because we're not doing the workaholics movie. And that's why... That's why... And that's why Paramount Plus pulled the plug. I want them... Can they not play Ridiculousness anymore and just play that era of the MTV reality, like real life, spring break? Those were...

fucking crazy time capsules of there's tons of vintage gold that viacom is sitting on whether it be comedy central nickelodeon or mtv there are shows that they have just been lost to history that are so probably so fucking interesting to watch now dude isaac and i were just talking about how comedy central truly is like a nothing thing and how crazy that is like

that just in the last like five years. And the fact that we got the tattoos. I know. The fact that we got the Comedy Central tattoos. People are like, what is that? With the old tower on it. The globe with the tower on it. Yeah.

Fuck, dude. Yeah, our bad. Actually, that would be sick. Because it's truly nuts. It's like it was fully a thing, and then we were the sort of last gasp of air. Because now if you have a show, even if it's the funniest show in the world, no one will see it. Yeah. Well, are they playing? Are they? Because there's nothing on Comedy Central now, right? There's no. I don't know that there is. No, it has that show that I think they ended up selling to HBO Max. The

The other two. Was that a Comedy Central? It was a Comedy Central show. Oh, that show's very funny. But then it became a hit on HBO. Yeah. Yeah, but they let it go because I think they must have known, like, no one will ever see their show if it's on Comedy Central. I think they let it go because they thought it was a good business move. Yeah. And they're bad at that. Yeah. Yes, sir. That show is very funny. And the first season is hilarious. It's good. It's great. Viacom is...

I'm hysterically bad at that. Much like our movie, Paramount Plus. No, but think about all the people who had a show on when we did. Yeah, dude. And how everyone was just kind of like slowly backing away because they were like, this is a train to nowhere. Yeah.

Crazy. Dude, there was a photo. I don't know what event it was where we have that photo. And it's kind of like the lineup for the season, the year season of Comedy Central. Oh, it was the... What were those things called? The TCAs or something like that? I think it was called Pally Fest or something. Pally Fest? Pally Fest. Yeah, right. And it's like us. It's Key and Peele. It's Broad City. It's Nick Kroll. It's just like crazy.

crazy the people up there. I'm like, if you like, if we contractually got locked down... Well, what Comedy Central used to do and what they were so great at is they would take...

like kind of the next up people and then put them on blast and then they can't afford them so they always go somewhere else after that but that's the dirty secret is they can afford them because they pay out the butthole for uh the daily show yeah they're gonna pay out the butthole for uh chapelle south for chapelle they've got all these buttholes full of money right oh yeah i know and

Let's go. Yeah, but they – I think like as a company, as like just a whole, their motto was we don't pay for things. Again, a butthole. As out of their butthole. Yeah, they're the Oakland A's of comedy, so I get it. But isn't that crazy? And then you see a network like AMC or FX –

where they just were like this low-key thing who slowly built and built and built and now they're like these places you go to watch TV or at least they were before everyone bailed and said we gotta start a streamer yeah but I think they're still holding true like I mean FX is still holding fine being there with Hulu and stuff they're still they're like FX on Hulu Hollywood where's our Hollywood button Blake oh it's right here

I just want to listen to his song now. It's very much like FX on Hulu. I don't know how many people are watching straight to FX on Wednesday night or Thursday night. Right. Well, I mean, that's the cable. I wish I was, by the way. Yeah.

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I was talking to Emma the other night. I'm like on the couch. I'm like, I just feel like the specialness of watching anything is over. There's no like, hey, we got to get home and tune on, like tune in. Appointment television? Like, you know how music just isn't special anymore? You just are, you have all the songs at your disposal and it's kind of less special.

You don't buy anything. You're not like... Well, there's no real event. There's no real event. There's no process. If that's what you mean by special, where it's like... Ritual, specialness, effort. It's so easy and it's at your fingertips and you can do anything that you're almost like...

I don't want to do anything. I know. I know. It's like an embarrassment of riches. Like we have too much shit. We're surrounded by all this shit that we're like, we can do anything we want. There's so many shows that I really, really like that I just bailed on because like Atlanta, I didn't see the last two seasons. Yeah. Dave, I haven't watched that.

I just haven't watched. I got to watch the Dave. I got to watch. I saw that clip. Those are the perfect examples because every episode of Atlanta, I'm like, oh, I really enjoy this. It rocks. And then I just didn't watch the last two seasons. And same with Dave. I really enjoyed, I think, the first season I saw. And then I just have not seen the next two. Fuck it! Shows that impress me where I go, fuck, they're doing it. This is so good. Finally. And then...

I just go on Criterion and watch like old fucking Warren Beatty. Yeah, well, Warren Beatty rocks, dude. That's on you, bro. You might be the only one doing that. If you're sitting down at your TV, you gotta... It's up to you. Fuck it! But they're good. What are you watching? I'm watching old Jack Nicholson. You gotta watch...

What's the one? Reds. I'm watching Reds right now, which is Warren Beatty. I don't even know, bro. That's a... What's the one where he plays the president? Bullworth. No, no, no. I'm talking about 70s, 80s, not 90s. Oh, I thought you... Because I'm thinking about the movies he directed. Yeah. Because he directed them. Yeah, Kyle. That's what I'm watching. I'm watching Bullworth. Well, he directed it. He directed it. What?

With bras. I know, and he was in it, but that's not what I'm talking about. I never really got down with Warren Beatty. Well, I don't know what you're talking about. Warren Beatty never spoke to me, really. Yeah, I was never a Beatty. You never saw Shampoo then? No, I didn't. I never saw Shampoo either. I was never a Beatty head, but he was a mega star. Go watch Shampoo. Get the fuck out of here and go watch Shampoo. Go watch Shampoo, bitch. Spell Shampoo. I can't.

you got shampoo i believe shampoo is easy to fucking spell everybody's thinking about it right now you gotta watch shampoo shampoo is epic shampoo is like that's a hilarious play first right hairdresser that's a music beverly hills who's like who just can't stop fucking wives of the people who like of the women who's like doing the hair and just gets them like down this deeper and deeper rabbit hole and it's like

It's hilarious. Oh, that is not what I thought it was. It's like a dark comedy. But they remade it, right? And then John Travolta in the new one played a woman. No, you're thinking about Hairspray, bro. You're thinking about Hairspray. Oh.

Shampoo is just like... Hairspray versus shampoo. What's a better movie? Shampoo. Stop. Okay. I think it's going to be shampoo. Hey, TI Nation, go into Durza's DMs and tell me if you like shampoo or hairspray better, okay? They're all going to be like, what are these movies Blake is talking about? What are these movies? We don't know. We've never seen them.

I'm going to come. Well, I just did the NASCAR event in Sonoma with Khloé, all sick and shit. But I rallied for the NASCAR event. And I'm supposed to say, drivers, start your engines.

I saw that, yeah. They're like, yeah, so are you excited to say those special words? And I was like doing a live interview for NASCAR like on Fox and I go, oh yeah, I'm going to say those three magical words.

I'm not going to say them now, but I'm definitely saying those three magical words. And they're like, all right. Yeah, it looks like he's going to have some fun. And then they call cut and they're like, you know, it's four words, right? Drivers. Your engine. I will say, start your engines is three. Yeah.

Dude, I know, but I'm like, of course, of course I'm fucking it up just already, just with my foggy sick brain. But dude, people were so fired up because I was like, they were like, how dare he make a mockery of, of him saying drivers. You're on a roll lately. You're just. Dude, I really am. I'm putting my foot in my mouth. Tickling. Tickling. Butthole.

But then most people were like, oh, that was fun. But there definitely was some NASCAR diehards that were like, fuck this guy. Wait, they felt like you made a mockery of it? Because you said, and John. And John. I thought your shit was sick. I got fired up for that. I did too. I thought you brought that little funk to the function. Hey, guys, that's what I thought too. And, you know, uh...

Alan Covert, who works with Happy Madison, who was Grandma's boy in Grandma's Boy, he told me, he's like, have fun with it. Watch the old Adam Sandler when Sandler would do it. He said in jail. Oh, so you just did Sandler. So you just did Sandler. No, no.

I didn't. You didn't. You hit engines. There's no way you didn't do sand. Engines. They would go. They would do like a whole like. Yeah, he was doing his like old Sandler thing. He's just like, just have fun with it. Like be funky. Right. But if you had to describe.

two different Sandler things. The first one is the this one, and then the other one is the this one. I'm right there with you, Ders. Yeah, you did Waterboy. You did Waterboy. No, dude. If anything, I was doing like Chris Farley. Wait a minute. Wait, did you do Farley? Come on. I wasn't doing Sandler. That's what I'm saying. I thought you did Adam Devine. I was doing my own thing, but if we're saying if you're like in the past. It sounds like a little Waterboy. It sounds like a little Bob.

No, but Waterboy. What is he? Waterboy. Boucher? Bobby Boucher. Bobby Boucher. Bobby Boucher. Wait, so they thought you were mocking it? They thought you were mocking it? Yeah, so people were like a little fired up that I was mocking the... They're like, what happened to the classic...

Gentlemen start your engines. Who's got the number one? Guys, don't invite me to do it then. Don't invite me to do it then. I'm going to give it some fuck. Exactly. I'm with you. They brought you to do your thing. They didn't bring you to do whatever the fuck else they're doing. We're going to go viral with this one. Who is the person who's like, gentlemen?

Start your engines. Yeah, like who's the guy they are? Shatner? I'm sure they have people to do that, and that's great. I'm not going to be that guy, pal. Actually, Shatner probably did his own thing. Yeah, Shatner did his own thing for sure. We're going to go viral with this one.

Engines. He phrased it like a question. Start your engines? Start your engines. But it was super fun doing it. And those NASCAR events are always so fun, dude. We've done the one out in Fontana before, but the one in Sonoma is... I had even more fun because it's a...

What do they call it? A road course. So it's not a just circle. It's on the streets. No, it's like, but it's, there's like turns in it. Okay. So it's a shape. No, it's a shape as opposed to just a oval. Okay. Oh, that's kind of cool. That's the best. It was way cool. I didn't even know NASCAR did that. And these are like stock cars?

Yes. Stock cars. Mass car. And what is everyone is all the are all the cars like who's making this car like underneath the like advertisement shells. That's the entire story. I don't know. They they have like Chevy makes engines.

But there's like... I think probably Porsche engines. Yeah, there's got to be. I'm sure. But I know that they can only go to like a certain horsepower. And then there's other little tweaks that you can do. But everybody has to have the same amount. Right. As much as the driving is super important, I think the sport really lies in who makes like the engines in the cars. Like that is the actual like...

the entire science behind it. Well, the driving is also pretty damn important too. The driving's important. It's also your squad who's around you taking care of the fucking cars. You just turn left. It's science. You just turn left. Okay, Zoolander. Yeah, but this is the road course. So it's like I just explained, it's not all lefts. They're people, they're taking rights. Well, that is pretty cool. Now that. Oh, now Blake's saying, so there's rights?

I forgot this guy's a... He leans right is what... No, driving... Blake, don't get it twisted. You would not be able to drive. That's hard. Wow, man. No, I saw Blake drive in Demolition Derby. The guy was scared shitless, man. Yeah, there's no way. That's way different. That's people running into you and hitting you and killing you. People were literally telling us... Just to put Blake on blast, doing Demolition Derby, I did for Adam Devine's...

Bad ideas. Oh, yeah. My brother tells me. It's science. Where we were doing a demolition derby and we have cameras all around. Blake was going, no, oh, my God, get me out of here. I wasn't doing that. He was, dude. I asked guys if he was being a real bitch about it. Hey, my brother who directed that said it was kind of a scary environment because you guys were trying. For sure. Yeah, you guys were getting...

Well, for sure. No, there was a reason to be scared. There were backwoods hillbillies coming up to me and telling me, I'm going to make a point to fucking hurt you out there. The regulars were coming after you? Right. Yeah, I didn't like that. I didn't like that one bit. And I didn't even know how to do stick shifts. I know, that's crazy. If I had any sort of comfort behind the wheel of that car, but I literally don't even know how to drive. So when they were saying that, I'm like, oh yeah, they're going to kill me.

Because I don't even know what I'm doing. Hey, can I just go on record with Kyle saying that, yeah, Blake, I also don't think you'd be able to hang in a stock car race. Oh, cool. In a professional stock car race. Any takebacks or giveaways or... You just admitted you don't know how to drive a car. So, yeah, I would say...

I would say you probably wouldn't do great in the stock car race. All right. Shout out to freaking Dale Earnhardt, Dale Earnhardt Jr., freaking Kyle Petty. I got nothing but respect for you guys, man. I like what you do out there. Dude, they asked me to guess who's going to win, and I don't know shit about stock car racing, but I was like, I guessed Kyle Busch just because I'm like eight's my lucky number. Give me a hell yeah. Got in second place. Pretty dang good. Hey, that's not bad. Isn't he like...

Isn't he like the guy? They're all the guy. Well, they're all, there's like five of them that are all kind of vying for who's the best. I'm not the guy.

Well, I guess one of my super special shout outs is to everybody who came to the live show in California. Go ahead and read that list. Go ahead and read that list. I don't know, but somebody gave me this Naked Grandma jacket right here. Oh, sick. Very cool. Very cool. It actually smells pretty good. It's the guy who said it. It's the guy who said Naked Grandma on. Right? Sure. Yeah.

And I also would like a shout out for all the people that watched it on moment.com. That was really cool how many people showed up and were watching from home. So thank you. And we are looking for notes on production. If there's anything you didn't hear or things that you missed visually. I don't know who's hearing the soundboard or how well they're hearing the soundboard. Because when we watch the clips back...

You couldn't hear it? That we posted? You can't really hear the soundboard that well. Yeah, we got to get that dialed in. You know, this is the first one, and we're going to get better and better the more we do it. So hopefully we get out there. But, you know, that's all up to Isaac, and we know not to trust him. So...

You know what else was super sick? Seeing Anna and Todd live in person. It was very cool. That's right. Those are our producers. Extraordinaire. Very special and big, big shout out to them. It was really awesome kicking it. Big shout out to them. Yes. Thank you for making that happen. Major whoop out. Yeah. We like smoked weed on stage after the show was over. It was fucking cool. Big whoop out. Whoop out. Whoop out. That was a big time whoop out. Big whoop out. Yeah.

And I finally got to kiss my homie Kyle. That was a big Wapop. That was a monster Wapop. And I now have mono. Okay, yeah. So Outlaws comes out July 7th, guys. And you guys are all coming to the premiere. So thank you so much. I appreciate it. It's crushing. The...

The trailer is destroying it. It got something like 45 million views in two days. That's off the easy. Which Happy Madison was really pumped about. Dope. Yeah, so please tune in. It's on Netflix, baby. July 7th, The Outlaws. Start your Injones. Start your Injones.

I'm going to give a recommendation. Everyone out there who's listening to me talk about old movies, go ahead and watch Carnal Knowledge. Oh, God. Starring Jack Nicholson and Art Garfunkel of Simon and Garfunkel. Wow, that sounds like a...

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