Ep 142: Are Adams Hips Cake? The Out-Laws July 7th!
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I'm a dude. Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza. Oh, yeah. I just want to party. And then, Blake, your turn. You go. Happy Fourth of July. You go now. I say Happy Fourth of July? No, now you sing a cool American song. There you go. You're a grand old flag. You're a high-flying flag. Happy Fourth of July.

Happy birthday, America. Dude, that was really good. I did not think that was what was coming out, but I love it. I really scrambled, and I picked a freaking classic tune. Yeah, my God. Banger. Who was that? Jemaine Dupri? That's a banger, dude. Yeah, dude, that's so, so death. Come on now. How is it?

Yeah, I should have known. It's Lil Bow Wow. You got to remix that. You're a grand old flat dirt. Hit us with your favorite American classic. Hit us with it. Adam, what did you do? Did you do I'm a Real American? I'm proud to be an American. Pizza, pizza. Okay, then I'll do I am a real American. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Give me a hell yeah! Rip the shirt off. Yeah. Yeah. There you go, dude. Wow. Hulk Hogan. I like it. Hulkster. So wait, I do want to get, can we check each other's birth certificates? I don't know if we've ever done that. Absolutely not. I think we just assumed, and I want to see the hard copy. Well, the one guy who I would think maybe isn't from America on his birth certificate refused to be on today's podcast. He said, I'm out. What?

Funny how that works. He made a big deal about how he's going to be with his family celebrating holidays. Yada, yada, yada, yada. None other than the Czechoslovakian plant, the spy. Why didn't he born in Korea? And very possibly full-blooded Korean. Who knows? But social security cards up to the camera. See ya. I'll tell you my number. Put them up.

69, 69, 420. Dude, you're such a savage, bro. This is the only card I carry. Hooters VIP. What? That's the old one. You did not get a new one, right? You didn't get a new one. No, I didn't. This is old. This is expired. It expired long ago. Should we take this time to go Hooters? We're here.

We're here. We're here and we're family. There's one coming into Orange County. There's one right there, right off the freeway. That's not possible. There's no way. Pizza, pizza. That's got to be a reality show prank. As you enter Orange County, there's a Hooters right there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. Yes. You know, Blake knows the one. A new one? Yes. I thought you said they were building one. Right off the 405. No, no, no. They're not building. No, no. They're hanging on for dear life, but.

I thought you said they were opening a new one. No, no, no. Are you crazy? No, no. It was a confusing way. They're hanging on for dear life. They also tagged it with like a Howard Johnson or something, which is a cool combo. I'm going to come. Like while you're staying at a sick mid-tier hotel, you got to get your belly full of wings. Oh, yeah. It's a tourist trap for sure. For sure, brother. And just like cool hungry dude trap.

Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Speaking of traps, speaking of traps, Adam, with the shirt off, you're going to want to watch this one on YouTube because my boy is freaking popping. First trap. Hot off the red carpet and onto your screen, baby. Dude, it's summertime at the beach. And how do we get there? What are we doing? What are we doing? Are we doing heavy weight? Are we throwing heavy weights around?

Is that airbrushed? You know what I mean? Are we talking about my body? Finally. Again. Thank you. God. It's been a while. It's been too long. Kind of have to. The people are going to be asking. Yeah, they're going to have some cues.

Well, you guys are going to see it when you come down for the fourth party. Oh, absolutely. I can't come down. I can't make it. There we go. One down. One down. Kyle not coming. Dura's down. My kids are in a parade. My goodness. Kids got to be in parades. Oh, absolutely. If there's one day to parade, it's the fourth. Get your parade on. And the whole month of June. No, just as far as how my body, and to get back to the most important thing of the podcast is my body.

Sure. That's why the people listen. I can't believe I haven't brought up my children, but go ahead. We can go viral with this one. I can't walk for more than like three blocks, three city blocks, but... Yeah. No, I...

I have, since I can't work out the way I used to, now I lift as heavy as I can, essentially. Let's go. Okay. So you just from your navel up. Yeah. Yeah. Navel up. I'm lifting hard. So are we doing like lat pull downs? Is this all bench? Is this just bench? Is this military press? Okay. Get into it, fellas. This is what we're here for. No, this is a-

This is important? No, no, no. That shit's important. No, I have a mix of, you know, I'm doing some incline flies. I do everything in my garage. Oh, hell yeah. So just what I can do there. So I'm not going to a proper gym, but I am fairly swole. Swole as I think I've ever been. My God, you hardly fit in the Zoom screen. Wait, but you're still being very vague about the movements. What movements are we doing? You want to talk movements? Are we doing, is this dumbbells?

It's dumbbells and then in the Hollywood house. Are we doing these? Wise? Yes. I do it all. I do it all. I mean, are we building these traps? My buddy Swoley Mammoth, who is a trainer based out of Charleston, South Carolina, he sends me workouts every morning. So I get a new fresh batch five days a week.

And then I just bang it out, go in the garage, get my Swoll on. - There you go, baby boy. I like that.

It's nice because you can turn. You lift loud, right? Yeah, I think I've gotten better. I think the last time, probably the last time you saw me lift was probably like eight years ago or something like that. Like deep in the workaholics days, like probably eight to ten years ago. And I think I've gotten much quieter the older I've gotten. I used to be a real guttural screamer. We wrote a workaholics episode kind of based around it.

Absolutely. Had to. But I backed off. I backed off that. Well, guys, we don't have a lot of time to lollygag today because we have a lot of shit to cover. Like there's a lot of products for us to push. There's some huge news stories we need to cover. Where should we begin? But I start with one that you know of.

Yeah, I didn't get the list. Let's talk the Outlaws on Netflix, dude. Happy premiere. Come on, let's push some freaking product here, baby. I love it. Yeah, well, I mean, it was so fun. I mean, the premiere party was last week.

It was a banger. I was like, that was probably the wildest. It was a throwdown. One of the true wildest premiere after parties I've been to. Yeah. Besides like Workaholics season one and two. I was pretty surprised. Those are different. Yeah, those were a different animal. Yeah, they were still in our 20s. We were in our actual backyard of our house. Those weren't like wrap parties. Those were expressions of rage. Yeah, that's true. We were hate drinking beers whole.

Yeah, it was super fun. And then, you know, the premiere, having Pierce there, he almost couldn't make it. He was shooting, and there was like crazy flight delays, and he had to catch another flight to make it. So thank God he could be there. And then Sandman himself, Adam Sandler, graced the red carpet, which was great to see. And we're all really excited for the movie. So it comes out July 7th, and I couldn't be more excited.

Excited for it. And for the audience listening, yeah, we saw it. We saw the movie. The movie is freaking awesome, dude. It's a lot of fun. Do people know Blake Anderson is also in this movie? I think so. Yeah, he made a brief appearance in one of the cuts of the trailers. And by brief, we mean he's in his underwear. Yeah, well, Blake, I think you said it right. I think you did a posters where you're like,

Blake comes in and just steals every damn scene he's in. Oh, my God. In a movie about thievery. He's my goddamn assassin. Thanks for being here. I love it. And I wanted Ders in it as well, but you were shooting something else while we were shooting. He held out. Yeah. Held out for money. Yeah.

We're all so busy. No, but it's got amazing set pieces. You guys are super funny. And you're with some real icons. That shit's Pierce Brosnan. Pretty fucking cool. True legend. Michael Rooker, Ellen Barkin. Yes. Which, by the way, Rooker, MVP of the rap party. My God. He kept putting me in headlines.

And my God, did I lose consciousness? Yeah. Yeah. You literally were. I was like, you're really squeezing Michael Rooker. You're really squeezing, dude. I'm not trying to put anybody on the spot, but do you guys have Rooker movies that like when you see him, you're like, fuck, I because I was he's been in everything. Right.

Obviously, he's been in the Days of Thunder is the one. Oh, shit. I love it. Opposite Tom Cruise. And you're like, you're I was always kind of rooting for Rooker. I'm like this fucking badass. Dude, I forgot. That's so great. I mean, I do. I loved Days of Thunder so much that the first porno I ever saw in my life. OK. My friend's dad had this porno. And when we found it, it was like, I'll

obviously it blew our minds because we're in like fifth grade and we're like, dude, and it was from the seventies like Indiana Jones, temple of doom discovery. It was wild. It was our Holy grail. And so we wanted to talk about it 100% of the time. And I remember like one of the next mornings we're spending the night at my buddy's house and my, his mom was making his pancakes and we wanted to talk about it. So we made up a fake name for it and we called it nights of thunder.

And she's like, what's Knights of Thunder? And we're like, it's the sequel to Days of Thunder. It's going to come out soon. You haven't seen it. And she was like, huh, crazy. I haven't heard of that. That's the most porno name you could ever make up. In hindsight, I'm sure she was just like, yeah, you're talking about the porno. She's like, that's weird because my porno went missing. And...

Your dad's going to be pissed because he gave it to me. We put it back every time. Do you recall? Was there footage of race cars? No, it was just like, it was our favorite movie and we were always talking about Days of Thunder. And so then it was like an easy thing. So the porno had nothing to do. It wasn't a porno parody? It was not a race car. It was not a race car themed movie.

I thought it was like Babes of Thunder. Yeah. No, it was just like... Gays of Thunder? I don't know. Gays of Thunder, yeah. It was just like Gays of Thunder. Just dudes. Back then, a porno was a porno, right? All I'm looking for is penetration. It didn't matter what it was. I'm just like, all right. Just mouth sucking things. That's all I needed to see as a child. Yeah.

Oh, it was real hairy in a way that it was more like anatomical. It was more like seeing your parents fuck, but we didn't. It was still very exciting. I've never seen them fuck. Oh, you haven't? It's science. I can imagine. What a game changer. That is huge. I think my Rooker film was...

Guardians of the Galaxy, dude. He's like one of the main bros up in there. Yeah. Yondu. Yeah, he's the arrow guy. He slays in that movie. Yeah. That's rock.

And then, dude, you know what? Your buddy, I mean, Jeff, friend of the pod, shout out Tater Salad. He was like saying, Rooker's in Mallrats, like going all the way back. I forgot that. He's in everything. For me, it's JFK. Whoa. What is he in JFK? I don't remember JFK. He's John F. Kennedy. I know. He's Johnny Franklin. Tyke when he goes to the hole. Is it?

I think he's just one of the like, not campaign workers, but like aides or whatever to Kevin Costner's character. Yeah, I haven't seen that one. Todd is saying he plays Bill Broussard.

So that's a person. That seems like a real guy. If we knew anything about history, that would probably rock our socks. That would rock our socks. Exactly. Our socks would get fully rocked. Haven't seen it in decades. But whenever I see it, he's the guy who like loses it and is like, I'm fucking out and like quits or whatever. That's all I remember. But he like, fuck it again. He's like, Blake just comes in, steals the movie. Really? He really stuck with you.

That's the one I recognize, and I've seen him in a trillion other things. Well, he came in and he stole the fucking party is what he did. My God. And he's great in the movie, too. He's so... I mean, he's just such a character. Like, in real life, too, he's just such a fun guy to be around. He's also, like, is, like, a martial arts expert. He's, like, a eight-degree black belt. He gives that vibe. And I'm probably wrong with the degree, but he's, like, super...

super martial artist can still like backwards kick his head kick his leg way up over his head and he kept showing us that while we were shooting we're like dude if you slip and fall and hurt yourself uh we're fucked dude that's why stop kicking that's why at the party he was kept putting his legs behind his head on the dance floor that was cool dude

I missed it. Dang, I missed it. Breakdancing like crazy. That must have been at the very end of the night after I took like five shots at 15 minutes and then decided to take my shirt off and start kissing people. Dude, you went MIA. I didn't see the shirt come off. The shots were happening and then I was like, okay, this night just turned left here. But then...

Because I was Nina's crew asked me to do a shot. I'm like, okay. And then one other person asked me to do a shot. And then I did a shot with Tim. And then I did a shot with Isaac. And then I think I might have had like one more shot within like a 20, 30 minute span. Dude, I don't even think it was that. I think it was 10 minutes that we were all standing there. Yeah. And being like, are we doing another one? You weren't here. Get over here. That's exactly right. And then all of a sudden there's photos of me just like fully like.

I know. Just taking – I like got a Blink-182 tattoo because my character in the movie is a big fan, and he has the voice recognition code to get in his vault because he's a bank manager is, she left me roses by the stairs. So it was a Blink-182 tattoo just on my chest. I woke up the next day and I went to get in the shower, and I was like, oh, God.

what the fuck happened is that real man what happened last night yeah it was it wasn't a real tat that they were giving out they were like yeah yeah it was but that would have been fucking cool if by the end of the night you had someone give you i just had a blink tat that what happened we've been to parties where people have tattoo artists right like oh yeah is that just la thing or is this across the board everywhere people are like oh no it's across the

I've been to one of those parties in Charleston, South Carolina. I think it's – Tats are very – they're so normalized now. You could just – getting tat is like, yeah, okay, I'll pick up some eggs, get a tattoo. It's all about making life decisions within a five-minute span. Like just let's go. Come on.

Let's go. I mean, I do feel weird that Blake and I don't have tattoos at all. Adam, you've got two? Just the one. Just the one really badass one. We haven't done a cool movie like Suicide Squad where we all get like squad tattooed on our forearm. But as soon as we do that. I feel like we all did do a movie together that was pretty cool and didn't get tattooed. Should we have gotten the little game over, man? The orange bow ties tattooed on our chest. Or it's just GOM. G-O-M. G-O-M.

Yeah, I'd just get gom on our throat. Gom. Gom shoulder tats. I'm gonna gom. I'm gonna gom. I'm gonna gom. I'm gonna gom. Yeah, the party was pretty sick. Nina was throwing down. That was fun. Yeah, she partied. Nina's such a good vibe. She's a great person. She's a lot of fun. Oh, yeah. It was cool to...

To have to play opposite her in the movie just because it's we become such good friends and it's just so easy to work with someone that you already know you have a like like working with you guys. It's like we have such a shorthand that it doesn't have to be.

everything doesn't need to be a thing, which I appreciate. Sentences. Oh, I thought you were going to say we finish with sentences. Fuck it! Well, you know how you work with another actor and they have such a... You don't like them? You can't look them in the eyes? You hate them? No, it's just other people just have like a... Everything they say bothers you? Everything... They have just more of a process to it. Sentences. Not sentences, Durs. Are we not real enough?

But she rocked. So thanks for coming to the party. It was a banger. Oh, it really was. And she – Sean White was lucky enough to be her plus one. It was pretty cool kicking it with Sean White that night. He was star-studded, dude. Yeah, Sean was there. Yeah, and it definitely got to – Lil Rel was looking fly in his suit. He's hilarious in the movie as well. Love Lil Rel. Didn't know he was such a workaholics fan.

but he like let us know or let me know I haven't met him before he was showing love man I was hyped on him yeah Rel's a great guy everybody really Lauren Lapkus is super funny in the movie so funny she's great too shout out Evanstonian yeah she rocks

Yeah, so it was everybody. That's what I love so much about the movie is all of the other is my body in it. And also all of the other actors just crush like, yeah, really comes in, knocks out the park.

Richard Kind as my dad. Oh, my God. Richard Kind. Dude. Every line. He is so funny. Cooked. Yeah. Everything he says is just hilarious. He was solid gold, too. It was hard in the edit to whittle him down because once you wind him up, he just is going crazy.

And also on set, he was the coolest guy. Like, so welcoming and just, like, lovely to have a conversation with. And then, not weirdly, but just out of nowhere is just best friends with George Clooney. So you know he's just a freaking the coolest dude ever. That's what I heard. They came up together. I have a theory about that because they seem like an odd couple, right? Kind of. A little bit. He told me that they've just known each other since they were, like, struggling actors and stuff.

Yeah, but I've known people since I was a struggling actor out here that I don't like. Oh, sure, sure. Yeah, that's the way. And so does George Clooney. I think that when they met, George was like, the handsome guy's like, I'm going to hang out with you. And then George was like, this guy's super talented, so he's hanging out with him. You know what I mean? So they like the ecosystem. They both got a little something. I think he was part of that crew, and I could be wrong, so someone look it up for me, but

I think he was the star of Hee Haw. The Pussy Patrol with DiCaprio? No, I think Richard Kind was in that crew that he gave all of his friends a million dollars. He gave like 20 friends a million dollars each. When are you going to do that, Adam?

Well, I didn't sell a booze company for a billion dollars. By the way, I do love it. They're like, he gave his friends a million dollars because he was just stoked to be a friend. He's like, no, he needed to offload money for tax purposes and was like, you got the call. Frickin' see ya. Giving away your money like that isn't

You can't write that off your taxes. Believe me, I've tried. They figured something out. Oh, did they? Yeah, that's got to be a loophole. Who the hell is just handing out millions to the homies just in hard cash?

Well, he did. He gave his friends a million dollars each. It was after his sale of Casamigos. So it was 14 of his closest friends, the boys, for a dinner on Friday, September 17th. My friends fucking suck. 2013. And gave them a cool million dollars and $20 bills, which is sick.

Friendship. Dude, as much as I fucking love you guys, what the fuck, dude? That's so cool. Just a million. Would you leave us for a million dollars and a friendship with George Clooney? 1,000%. I'd never talk to you guys again, man. I'd erase your photos from my phone. Really? Yeah, I'm bought. Blake, you have a million dollars. Just work a little harder, dude.

Get a job. Fucking book something. Dude, it's not even about the money. It's about fucking Clooney, bro. I'm trying to kick it with Clooney. I want to be in Italy. I want to be in Lake Como. He's going to be like, no, it's going to be like CNN. That's harsh. It's not even a million. You said three million.

Dude, I'm trying to get out of this friendship in the cleanest way possible. That feels like a trade. Can we go through this list? Yeah, let's go through the $14 million list. Dude, I know actually a couple of these guys. Really? Uh-huh. I know Grant Heslov. Heslov, right. He's a producer-director, right? Yes, yes. He was an actor back in the day, right? I don't know, but I know he's a producer. What?

I'm not recognizing a lot of these names. So Miguel Ferrer is his cousin, I believe. And what we need to talk about is who he is in RoboCop. He's like the younger business guy. Yes, we do. Who develops RoboCop to go against Ed 209. Okay. He's one of my favorite actors ever. Of course. He's...

I love that he's one of your favorite actors Kyle dude I'm offended you have to drop a top 10 favorite actors list because it's fucking bizarre and people need to look them up

I'm sorry, Miguel Ferrer, Robocop, Blink, check. And this is my bad for not knowing the name right out the gate. I'm just saying, it's the dude from Blink, check. Oh, and by the way, just looked up who Grant Heslov is, and I do not know this man. I don't know him. Grant Heslov, I believe he was also like the bad guy in True Lies. He was like an actor in the 80s. Stop! Stop!

Yeah, I recognize him in a lot of shit. He's an Academy Award winner for Best Picture. So he's like a huge deal. When he was a producer. So George Clooney gave 14 of his closest villains in movies $1 million. This is a bad guy coalition. Randy Gerber doesn't need a mill, right? Is that the Gerber? Shut the fuck up!

I think that's Cindy Crawford's husband. And then he owns Casamigos with him. Right. So, yeah. So it's like, hey, I'm going to give you a million if you could give me a million back. What else is on here? Right. I mean, this is what I'm saying. You got to spend money to make money. Well, see, when you make a billion dollars... Yes, Blake, keep going. Yeah, Blake...

our business whiz over there. I'm going down with the ship, brother. Wait, all these people are already millionaires. Yeah, they're for sure millionaires. This guy was in the band Toto. Oh, come on. Yeah, he's cashed the fuck out. Toto money lasts forever. This one of them is a director from Friends, the show. What?

I'm pissed now. I know. What the hell? Once you get to George Clooney level, you don't have friends that aren't multiple, that aren't super successful. Yeah, if it's that one friend where they're like, hey, all the 14 of us and then the 15th dude. I don't rock like that.

Yeah, but you're not going to be George Clooney, and you never will be with that attitude. Yeah, come on. No, but I'm just saying, like, you've got to tighten your circle. You need 14 billionaires at your home. Well, see, the thing is, is if you were George Clooney, you would make all your friends successful. You would introduce them to the right people. They would know the right people. Right. Your friends are their friends, and then they become successful. Mm-hmm.

I don't know. I don't want that responsibility. I think they can figure it out. Dude, I'm down. I'll go down that road. I'll be the Clooney of our friends. Come on. That just gets messy and weird because then your friends are like, yeah, look, I know my toaster strudel idea didn't fly when you introduced me to Randy Gerber or whoever, but...

I got this new idea. It's called rope shoes. And you're like, Hey, Ders invested. I don't know. Yeah. We're invested, man. We're in dude. We're in Blake and I are going to power powers combined and be the George Clooney of our group. I want rope shoes, whatever the fuck that was. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm already thinking they sound pretty fucking cool, dude. I'd take some rope shoes. Let me ride that gravy train. You can have it. You can have it. On this 4th of July.

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Okay. Hey, do we need to keep going down the list of our priorities to check off? Because we got a lot to go. Yeah, what else? And yeah, you keep going on that list. Yeah, yeah, it is. Well, we did the Outlaws movie. It comes out on Netflix. It comes out July 7th. So you're listening to this on the 4th of July. You're having a little get-together.

You're having your this is important party. Listen to this is important. You're having a TII Nation party. Everyone's sitting around looking at each other, listening. Now you guys are hearing us talk about this. You're like, oh my God. And you're looking at each other going, they're talking about us right now. Hopefully they're 14 of your close friends that you've just given a million dollars for a goof, right? Yes, and then it's really hitting close to home. The only 14 I know is the stripes on the flag. 13.

In a few days, watch The Outlaws on July 7th, only on Netflix. Yes, and while you're on Netflix, maybe you also noticed that season two of Is It Cake just came out. Okay, so I just saw you post about that. What? Is It Cake? The hit Netflix game show, Is It Cake? Adam, come on, you're a company man. I know you know what Is It Cake is. Hosted by Mikey Day.

yeah what are you in it why are we yes i'm in episode one of season two it's okay dude i didn't know i didn't know i thought i thought you were about to say hosted by me and i was i'd have been like whoa i didn't know that you'd but you're in an episode no adam it's about somebody else hey mikey day now he's one of my 14 he's in he's getting a million just like that oh yeah yeah yeah great guy man i had a blast on set

Yeah. That's sick. I didn't know you did that. That show, I do actually, I don't know if I've ever seen that show, but I do like the, like every once in a while you'll see it on Instagram where it's just like, it just looks like a blender and then they take a knife to it and it's a goddamn cake and you're like, what? Yeah, for sure. It's a great idea. Adam, what does that do for you? It gets me hard.

I was like, everyone's mom, I just see it and I see it. Yeah, I saw it. It's hot. It does something to me sexually. I don't know. I'm sure that's what most people think when they see Is It Cake? We need the Is It Cake porno, though. That has to happen. Is this cake? She goes to take the knife to it and be like, honey, that's not cake. Oh, no, that's cake, all right. She's got cake. Yeah.

She's like, that isn't cake. Do not cut into my ass. Don't cut my ass, dude. What the fuck are you doing? Will you be a little bit more descriptive? Sure. How exactly are you putting it? Are you sticking a knife in it or are you sticking a dick in it? Your dick knife. It could be either. But I feel like either way, if your dick is in a cake, it's probably going to feel similar. I mean, I feel like it should be like... Similar to genitalia, right? It should be like it comes out like a butt or like...

A vagina. And then like... What, the cake comes out a vagina? No, no, no, no, no, no. They roll out like a butt on a table or like a little coochie on a table, right? Okay, okay. This is the way. Okay. And then it's like you have to pick is it real or is it cake? Sure. And if it's real... So then there's like a woman possibly contorted underneath the table like to put her vagina...

I could do it. No, I could be a guy. I'll be contorted. Yeah, it's like a glory hole situation and you're like, okay, before I get... It's like those weird Eastern European... Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like those weird pornos that you watch where you're like, what's this? They're not weird. Great ass! It's pretty weird. Isn't that a thing in Japanese culture where a naked woman lays there and people eat sushi off of them? Yeah. I mean...

Anything. It may be in pornos, in Japanese pornos. Yeah, I think, well, it definitely happened in Showdown in Little Tokyo, which we asked Dolph Lundgren about. Yeah, maybe that's what I'm thinking about. In Workaholics. Yeah, we do it in Workaholics. Yeah. I think it might have happened in Rising Sun as well. Yes, the Wesley Snipes movie? Yes. Okay, so, yeah. Is that vagina or is it sushi? Yeah. So, Blake, explain the,

episode to us so do you of the real show yes of not a let's get out of the gutter for a second you walk into a room and it looks like an office and then they're like hey you gotta choose what's cake and what is just a lamp

Well, similar to that. That's pretty much the gist. But basically they have like... No, it's not. It's a television studio with lights and glamour and they wheel something out on a table. Hot, hot, hot, hot! Yeah, it's basically you view like five cakes... Should I explain this to...

It's like one is a cake and it's the same item, but it's not a cake. And it's like we're like 100 feet away and we have to guess which one is the real item and which one is the cake. You're 100 feet away? Maybe even further. It's probably 40. No, it's pretty far, dude. It's hard to tell because you're so far away. That's not even a good game then. I'm not watching. That 100 feet away, it's like... Fuck off, dude. Yeah. Yeah.

That game sucks, dude. Okay, maybe it's not 100 feet. Maybe it's 40 feet. It's probably 40 feet. But still, it has studio lights on it. It's hard to tell which one is cake. It truly is hard to tell. Yes, I don't doubt that. I believe that, dude. In the Instagram videos, when they're cutting up blenders, and I get rock hard from it. Mm-hmm.

I can't tell just if I should get hard or not because it's just a regular blender. Get hungry. Yeah, yeah. Dude, trust me. On set, I was rocking a bone cone the whole time, dude. It was very erotic. And that's just because Mikey's sexier. Yeah, well, Mikey is hot. He's really good looking in a suit. But what was kind of a bummer on this season for me is that this was the first season where you had to, like, vote people off. Oh, my God.

So it became a thing where, yeah. That's a heartbreaker. Yeah, I feel so bad, like, voting people off. So was it other celebrities doing it? And you had to, like, knock off Emanuel Lewis or something? No, celebrities aren't the bakers. There's, like, these. A man is shouting out. Webster. Webster.

Go ahead. No, dude, it's Richard Kind, George Clooney, and Webster. No, there's like three celebrity judges, and then there's like, I want to say like 10 bakers, and then one gets kicked off every week. But it wasn't like that in the first season. I didn't know I was going to have to be like...

destroying people's dreams. That was kind of like, oh man, I don't want to send people home. So what did you do? I mean, so you had to because it's part of the game and you were made to. And what did you, what made you choose to ask this person? You just didn't like their vibe? Was it a vibe thing? I was going to say. Just that the cake looked like fucking shit.

No. Yeah. No, it definitely wasn't a vibe thing. Like the guy that we ended up kicking off, I felt. It was more of like they were talentless. Like they were talentless. Everybody was pretty good, but the guy we kicked off, I felt super, super bad about. Like even after the show, I like, he kind of looked like sort of like. Is that a hint? It was Jonah Hill? No, it kind of looks like this guy who kind of looked like Weird Al a little bit. So I was already pretty stoked on him. Oh.

Yeah, so vibe-wise, you should have kept him on. And I'm surprised you didn't vote by vibe because that seems – That's how Adam votes in every election. Yeah. I'm a vibe guy. He's a vibe voter. It seems like we're both vibro dudes. Yeah, totally. And to shout out one of Kyle's favorite feelings, I guess, is being vibro. Yes, sir. I'm surprised you didn't vote that way. It's actually one of Kyle's senses. It's like sight or smell. Yes.

Yeah, fibro. Absolutely. Yeah. You know, well, it was two against one. So I didn't want to kick the dude off, but I felt really bad. And looking back on it, he did not have the worst cake at all. This one girl made this shoe that I was like, I can't believe I voted that as like a real shoe. I felt like an idiot. And did I just zone out? Who were the other two celebrities?

Did you mention that? It's Emanuel Lewis and... Yeah, it was Webster. It was this lady from Selling Sunset. Ananda Lewis and Emanuel Lewis. Yeah, yeah. It was basically just rock and jock. It was Dan Cortez and Bill Bellamy. Sick. No, but who was it? Can you say? No, it was some...

It was this lady from Selling Sunset. I don't recall her name. Okay. Well, we talked about that last week. Yeah. Well, dude, I watched Selling Sunset. Love it. Yes. Yes. I bet I would have geeked out. Was she wearing an absolutely fucking insane outfit? Stupid outfit. Like the dumbest thing you've ever seen. I love it. Yeah.

Was it, Blake? I know you don't want to be mean, but was it? I don't want to be mean. That's my one thing. I never want to be mean, ever. No one needs you to be mean. You don't need to be mean, but tell us the truth. Was it fucking insane? How dumb was it? How dumb was it? It wasn't that dumb. Was it here or here?

Okay, the shoulders were pretty big. The shoulders on the outfit were pretty big. I knew it. So she looked like Daniel Byrne from the Talking Heads, the lead singer of the Talking Heads in that big-ass suit. Right. She looked like she was in Legion of Doom, dude. She looked like Hawk and Animal out there. David Byrne. What did I say? I butchered the name. Daniel Boone? I don't know. I think I said...

Oh, Daniel. Daniel. Yes, David Byrne from Talking Heads. Daniel Boone. She had like a raccoon hat on.

Thank God! But if you said that the girls from Sully and Sunset came in a raccoon hat, I'd be like, yeah, I believe it. They all dress insane, which is like one titty out. Yeah. Like Lil' Kim. That's how you sell a house, dawg. Dude. Yeah, dude. You need to pull up to the crib with a nipple pasty, and I'm buying the house on sight. I mean, you're not wrong, and that's part of why I love the show. The first season, it started off like they're just dressed like women.

well-to-do business people yeah hot moms in la in la yes uh and you know some some swings that you're like that is an insane thing to wear uh and then now they're just wearing like they're they're like dressed in carrot cake or some shit you're like well that's good she was on the show why is she wearing a birdhouse on one titty and a nest covering her nipple on the other they

They need to do a collab where you pull up to the crib and you have to guess if the mansion is a cake or not. Is the real estate agent cake or... Is this $100,000 million crib a cake or not?

Time to turn the knob and find out. I'm into it, dude. I think that would be cool. That's synergy right there. Hey, honey, that's not cake. Have you guys watched the real estate one? It's in Abu Dhabi or some shit. It's out there. Is this something that you get on VPN? I would love to watch.

It's the same as those shows. It's just like, what's the place that has the island that looks like a palm tree? Not Abu Dhabi. Dubai, right? Is it Dubai? It's Dubai. It's called Selling Dubai. Okay. Oh, dude. Now I know what I'm going to do on July 5th.

yeah yeah yeah watching selling dubai it's pretty sick it's a lot more international you just get like it's funny to see like how douchebaggery is now like internationally the same that's cool man yeah that's really it used to be different it is kind of tight and now it's like nope it's the same everywhere thanks to instagram united nations of douchebag that's cool man yes that is cool

I love that. Dubai Hustle is the name of it. Not selling Dubai, but an even better title, Dubai Hustle. But that's not the name of the show I watched. What did you watch, bitch? Selling Dubai. So there's multiple Dubai selling... I mean, that makes sense. Dubai. Yeah.

Dubai. Dubai. Dubai. Well, maybe there's a lot of real estate to sell in Dubai, right? Because they just built the place, right? It's fairly new. Yeah, they just built it. Yeah, it's on and popping. I would love to go there with you guys. That'd be a very fun experience. Let's go to Dubai. Let's do a live show there. I bet they'd love us there. Dubai.

Dubai. That's what they say right when we get there. T-I-I Dubai. Hello. It's got a ring. T-I-I. I just was stopped. I just was buying supplies for the 4th of July and at the grocery store buying cases and cases and cases of beers. And I got stopped.

Someone was at our live show. The lady also buying beer. Oh, yeah. A 30-year-old woman buying beer. And she was stoked. She had a great time at the live show, guys. Don't mind if I do buy. Said Blake pegged her in the head with a buzz ball. So she might be contacting you. Wait a second.

We got to have him sign something, man, because I can't be responsible. Yeah, dude. Someone's just going to come up to us with no teeth in their mouth. Yeah. It's a bagel. They keep me in their mouth with the buzz ball. Real quick. Speaking of buzz balls, we've been sending pictures to each other of buzz balls we find on the street. Yeah, of course. And so I got a homie who's like a middle school teacher. They do like a big cleanup every like once a week. And he goes, without a doubt.

The thing we find the most of when we clean up the schoolyard around the fences and shit, we find three or four empty buzz balls. It's science. Hey, man. We're reaching the kids. What's going on? Are they just fun to just finish and then just chuck? Is that what it is? Yeah, I think so. I think they're really fun to throw. It's a ball. It's a ball. Really fun to drink. Yeah, and they look like Easter eggs, so it's fun to hunt for them outside. It's cool. I'm like...

And Blake, you gave me the buzz ball biggie and I drank like half of one. And then I went and met you at that trivia night. And I was fully loaded when I got there. I usually bring a buzz ball biggie to every party I go as kind of like a goof. But you actually cracked the thing open and started to do damage to it. I'm impressed. I love that. The margarita. It was a two night. I think it was. Well, maybe it was a three night mission. Doggy. But this third night I was like, let's go. Yeah.

Because you just got to finish it. You just got to finish it. But going there and showing up when I was late. And I walk in the backyard and everybody's sitting in these groups for trivia. Wait, where did you guys do trivia night? At Sean Clement's house. Oh, sure. Who won? Did you guys... Were either of you part of a... I won because I was with Dave King. Yeah. Dave King, for people listening, was a writer on Workaholics. He went to Harvard. He's a genius and knows basically just everything. Yeah. It was...

You had a whole team of Harvard people and then I was on a team where they had me. So my team definitely was in last place. So that's how that went. But yeah, it was still fun. I was necessary twice. There were two things that people didn't know that I knew. I felt like. Well, did you come around on trivia nightsters? Because I remember back in the day you used to hate shit like that. But are you kind of anti that? Weren't you? You were big anti like playing games while drinking.

Oh, yeah. Nobody was drinking. People were just sitting around playing this game. So that's why I went drunk as fuck. Oh, wait. That's not fun. I showed up hammered because I'm like, oh, I might as well just get it in now. The crowd was pretty serious about trivia. I feel like they didn't want to not have their wits about themselves. Yes. So, Adam, you are correct. I do not like to be constructive or do things. Popo Sal!

If I'm going to be drinking, I'm like, can we just bullshit and talk about the weather? Yeah, dude. For sure. And the sun is finally out here in SoCal. So to talk about the weather. Yeah.

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Next on the docket? Okay. Hit us right hot again. Wait, who was the third person on your cake thing? And when does that air? It's aired. It's out. Why does the promo not say... It just flashed Netflix. It didn't say cake. Is it cake? Is that a cake? I didn't see the promo. Are you in the promo, Blake? He posted it today. I posted a small clip where I say something really stupid, but...

I love it. I'm excited for you. Yeah. And the clip is so small, it doesn't even say, there's no point in the clip that says, is it cake? I know. People are so confused by it. I just thought everybody knew, is it cake? It was like a hit show last year. You still got to put the title. Well, this is because Netflix doesn't have writers fucking doing their shit. This is the last wave of stuff before we're all out of

anything being produced right oh dude i clicked on the streamers the other night and it's all like brand new shows well asia that look off the chain yeah it's all it's all physical 100 of just shredded uh asian men what episode are you on i love that show dude me too i watch i i i i went through like a weekend where i just i might have watched all of them

Yeah. I just sort of. I watched four or five. I haven't seen this yet. I just turned it on and then would kind of go about my business and then come back in and be like, oh no, they have to break their mold of their physique because they got kicked out. What is this? What is, I've never heard of this. Adam, if you had a moldy physique, it would be behind Locke and Keane. There's no way, like Mona Lisa style, just like fully bulletproof ass.

Oh, Blake, it's the best show, dude. So it's set in South Korea, I believe. And it's 100 of the most physical specimens from South Korea. And it's just like a fitness influencer, a professional bodybuilder, a gymnast, a wrestler, this or that. And they know who the gymnasts are.

I love it. The respect is crazy. They know who each other are. There's certain people that are famous, and they're speaking in Korean, but then they dub it over in English. So it's just the choppy dialogue is kind of funny how it's broken down. Because they repeat, like in the edit part of the style of the shows, they repeat people saying stuff all the time. Yes. So you're just reading the same subtitle constantly. Yeah, so it's just someone going like...

Oh my God, look at their body. Their body is so hot. What a hot body. Look at their body. - Oh my God! - The white German dude? - Okay. - Oh yeah. - I'm in. - I want him out of there, dude. - I'm in. - He like moved to Korea and is like a famous internet presence

there and I'm like can I just move somewhere and become like the famous honky I do think it's possible yeah yeah you probably could Ders yeah I could see you'd make a great famous honky what am I doing here I don't know why you're here anymore I feel like it yeah you'd make a great famous honky yeah

What country? Where am I moving? You choose Dubai. See, this is Blake trying to get rid of his friends again so he could get a different batch. I see him. I see what's happening. I see what's going on. I need better friends, man. I want Clooney and higher. What the hell, dude? So then maybe Blake has to go to Korea. You'll just make a bunch of new friends. Oh, come on. You know I would be, oh, I would just be so. They'd go, oh my God, look at that body. Blake would be famous in Korea, I feel like. With those shades on? Yeah. Yes. Bye.

I love it. They haven't seen nothing like Blake. I got to get to Korea. It seems fucking cool. So, Blake, you got to watch it. It is very it's worth. Yeah. Tuning. Okay. Yeah. I mean, it's. Yeah. And then they do like feats of strength. And and then like they do one where they like have to hold on to a ball and they just beat the shit out of each other and like try to drown each other in a little pool. Yeah. That one. That's actually the best one I've seen. Oh, yeah. Sounds incredible. Yeah.

Or where they like hang from like this metal grid, like there's these monkey bars in the sky over water and they hang there for like,

I want to say it lasted like 40 minutes. What? Yes. Are they like strapped to it or is it all? No, they're just hanging. No, no. Grip strength. Grip strength. There's different techniques. They can like wrap the bar underneath an armpit and try to hang on for a while. Oh, that sounds incredible. It's wild. The two dudes who are in there the last are just not even there in their mind. They're just like.

this doesn't bother me at all. I'm somewhere else right now. And like one of them's like a military guy. And then the other dudes are cross. The, the respect is what I love. It was like a fireman or something, wasn't it? Yeah, that's what it is. That's what it is. Oh, hello. But I love the level of respect they have across the board where they're like, okay, so this person's like a gymnast. This person was like a wrestler, MMA fighter, fireman, military. I would like, I mean, I, there's something cool about it being the South Korean show and just the, uh,

the sort of cultural disconnect, which is sort of cool and different. But I would like to see the like South Florida version of that show. And South Florida, South Carolina, South Dakota. Now you got a hit. I'm still going to say that. You know what I mean? Just like some rich ass ratchet folks doing it. Yeah, dude, that would be very, we got to bring it to the States. We got to bring it to the damn States. Bring it to Florida, baby. Yeah. I want a Florida man competition. That would be sick.

And then what was the other thing on the docket? What was the other thing on the docket? As far as docket goes. Back to the docket. We got a lot. We got a lot as far as streaming goes. I know, everybody, if you're not on the Tubi train, which you should be because it's one of the best free streamers. Of course, we got the Freak Brothers Season 2. Fabulous. Freak Brothers.

So we need you to tune in there. That would be great. This is the way. Please do it. You two are just connected at the hip. Yeah, we really are. We're really a one-two punch. Seems like nobody wants me.

Dude, I tried to get you on the outlaws. You were working. Yeah. Sorry, Durs. Come on, bro. Sorry, Durs. Get a board. Blake made a big deal about you not being part of the Freak Brothers. That's what he... It's kind of like an under-the-table deal where it's like, if I'm in, Durs has to be out. But it was cool kicking you at the trivia night. That was really fun, dude. Yeah, I was left out of trivia night, dude. You could have done that all the time on the...

I'm sorry about that. I got the book. I don't know if you guys had the book before the show came out. And then what else we got, Blakey? Okay, here's another huge... I wish Kyle was here for this because this was one of the biggest deals that Kyle has worked for us. Evidently, he went to another room recently. Oh, thank God. He shook and rattled some cages in the nether universe that the wizards live in. And guys, huge news, TII. The wizards...

Album Purple Magic is back on Spotify. Yeah, man. So give it a frickin' spin, baby. I cannot believe it's back. I thought I got it pulled off because Joe Rogan, didn't I? Ivermectin wasn't, didn't I? I have no idea what you're trying to say, Durs. Didn't everybody pull their albums off because Joe Rogan was like, you can take these pills. And they're like, no, you can't. And then everyone's like, you kind of can't.

And they were like, it doesn't matter. Yeah, the Wizards, they stood with Neil Young in India, Irie. Is that what people did? They pulled their stuff off Spotify because of Joe Rogan? Yeah. Hilarious. They said, if you're going to have Joe Rogan, you're not going to have our catalog. You're not going to have the Wizards. I don't think the Wizards, they wouldn't have left Spotify for that.

those reasons because they mix all kinds of weird potions that you for sure should not be drinking dude. Which they're huge into vaccines. Yeah. They're big into the vaccine. Oh yeah. They're making their own vax all the time. Those are the wizards. The wizards are so pro vax that they're pushing tons of vaxes. Yeah. So many vaxes. Their own vaxes. So it's really cool that they're back. Yeah man. All kinds of. The vax scene. They're huge in the vax scene. Absolutely.

Oh, wait. That's exciting. Yeah. I'm sure Joe, I'm sure they talked and they all talked. Yeah. I'm glad they hashed it out. Kyle, the wizards and Joe Rogan, which is, I would love to watch that round table. That's really fun. I heard they might even go on Joe Rogan to, to rat. The wizards. That's just what I heard. That's what I heard.

I heard that it's water under the bridge. Okay. And that if Joe, if he reached out, they would do it is what I heard. Really? The wizards on Rogan? That? Wow. I heard if he flew them to Austin. Okay. Put them up. That they would be willing to, and they couldn't just open up a portal in Austin and just appear. They would need the portal.

They want to get the mileage. Yeah, that's true. If I know the Wizards like I do. Or if they were doing a podcast in Austin for a live podcast. Sure. Like a live podcast. Yeah, they might swing through. That they could just be there and they could perform on that is what I heard. And I think we don't have anything yet, but we might have an announcement coming up in the next few weeks about possibly doing more live shows because we had such a great time. Yeah, baby. Doing the live show that...

Word on the street is we might be trying to come to a city near you, which would be... Yeah, dude. So fun. Oh, dude, big news. I'm going to have hip surgery. Okay. Hell yeah, baby. I'm going to have hip surgery. Bury the fucking headline. Yeah, dude. We just finally landed on, like, I need a hip surgery, and so I'm going to...

I have hip surgery in the next few weeks, hopefully. Is it because those hips lie and you don't want those? Those hips don't lie or do they? I don't want these hips to lie and they're lying to me right now. Okay. They're saying they're good feeling when they're not. Good, good, good, good, good. I love that. I love that. Yeah, so it sucks. What are you having done? So I have a torn labrum and then an impingement in the ball of my hip. In the ball of your testicles? In my ball of my hip.

So my hip has a hard time going all the way out. That's not very bumper, baby. Come on. And in your line of work, I know that it has to. Yeah, dude. It has to. It has to, dude. You need full mobility of the hips. So they were like, it is actually pretty crazy that you were able to rip your labrum in half doing a kick. Because normally it's like, that's like a car accident that will jar you that aggressively. Yeah.

Sure. So they're pretty pumped that I was able to do that. And you're like, it's just how I dance. It's just how I dance, dude. I'm intense. It's violent. It's violent looking. Adam, I don't know how to tell you, but your hips are cake.

I cut into him and it's cake. The doctor pulls his mask down and it's Mikey Day. I have to tell you, you're in Netflix. I'm not going to tell you the name of the show, though. That's a good season three where you wake a patient up from being under the knife and you cut into their hip in front of them and they're like, oh my God. It's like, we're just fucking with you, man. That was cake. Your hips are cake. That would be a good show, Blake.

Thanks, guys. Yeah, that would be good. So it sucks. So it'll be a... This summer's going to be a little bit of a bummer, so I won't be able to swim. I won't be able to, you know, ride bikes. But I can't really do a lot of that shit right now anyways because I'm in pain all the time. So... Why can't you swim? Yeah, that's a... Knocking grandma! I probably could swim right now. So that will be a bummer that I won't be able to swim the rest of this summer, which sucks. So you'll be the lead off for the Malibu Triathlon Relay. You'll be the swimmer. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, that'll be great. So I won't be able to do much for like three months. So the goal is to try to bang it out before I have to go back to work, whether it's some movie in the fall or doing Bumper in Berlin season two. Get on. Because these hips need to. And what exactly did they do? They reattached the torn labia and then. Labrum. Yes, sure. And you said labia. Do-do.

So they reattach that and then... Bro, you got labia on your hip now. Doctors should glue some pussy lips to my hip, bro. I don't know if it's torn or if they just reattach it or if they cauterize it and try to fuse it back together. I don't know exactly how they do it. And then do they do something with the ball or the socket? They shave the ball down.

- 69, dudes! - And do they coat it in anything? - No, I don't think so. I think they just take a little off so it can move more freely in the socket. - Okay. - I'd be freely, sure. - You're gonna be back and better than ever, little Terminator. - Here's hoping, dude. - Is this the leg that's shorter?

It's the leg that's shorter, yeah. Can they lengthen it? They're in there. I don't think from the hip you could do that, no. Yeah, let's not get greedy. Well, I mean, if they beef it up just a quarter inch or so. Yeah, just juice me up. Well, a quarter inch is pretty big. Yeah, that's a lot of cushion. Let me see.

Yeah, let me see it. That's like a lot. Yeah. Hey, Blake, a quarter inch. Let's see it. Don't just shrug off a quarter inch like it's not a unit of measurement, brother. That's pretty long. But don't you imagine that one leg longer than the other has done some damage like over years and years of walking with one shorter than the other maybe? Yes. So now I've been wearing like a little quarter inch

lifted my right shoe to even it out. Really? Yeah. It's science. And I bet you didn't realize it'd be way easier than just to put a little thing in your shoe to open up your body and add parts to your bone. Yeah.

Yeah. Which is what I think you should do. Okay. That's an alternate take, but... It's science. Yeah, I think I'm just going to stick with the thing in my shoe. Yeah, that's cool. Just a little. Okay, good luck with that. Yeah. Who told you to do that? A doctor? So, yeah, so it's that, and then I also have a tear in my spine, which I've been told about. Sure, Blake. Talk to him. And herniated discs in my spine, but they told me, let's do the hip first, and then...

hopefully that cures a lot of the things that are wrong with me now. And then, uh, we won't have to deal with the back cause the back is more of a, more of a thing as my boy, Blake Anderson would know. Yeah, sure. Hey Blake, Blake, if, if Adam was a dinosaur, what kind of dinosaur would he be? Uh,

Hell if I know. What are you saying? Heavy hitting questions over here. Yeah, what is it? Spinosaurus. Yes, points! That's very good, man. That's fucking really... I get it. This is why we get paid the big bucks. I get it, man. That is freaking good. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Yellow. Is this basically, what's the movie where like Final Destination, is that what's happening to us now? Like Blake, they tried to get you on that roof when you jumped off. They didn't get you. Adam, they're coming for you now. Not going to happen. Yeah, it's my bones are failing me from the insides. My ligaments. That's kind of cool.

Yeah. Do we tell Kyle not to go surfing? It's too late. Kyle, don't go surfing. Don't go surfing. She's out in the ocean already. But what a cool way to go. I mean, hanging 10 in Hawaii. Come on.

Come on. Yeah. That's the way he'd want to go. Yeah. At 39. Yeah, that's cool. It's been a minute since I've been to Hawaii. I'd like to get back there. Yeah, man. Never too old to surf, bro. 39 with a young family. Time to die. Wait. And you've got any take backs, apologies, epic giveaways for the for the 4th of July. Big, big time. Fourth.

Yeah.

Yes, points! Fight for your right, fight for your life. Happy birthday, America. What a crazy wild ride. You are a crazy bitch, USA, but my goodness, if you haven't been, just a fun place to live. I love you. Great place. Favorite part about America, go. The hamburgers. Oh, fuck, dude. Damn.

That was going to be mine. Did I take it? Yeah, shit. That's it. Yeah, watery beer. Yeah. How about those blue jeans? Oh, love them, love them, love them. Oh, Levi's, baby. Hot Rods. Corvettes. Yes. Vroom, vroom. Garth Brooks. Give them to me. Hey, are we circling back to Corvette talk? Adam, I'm telling you-

get the Corvette. They're going to discontinue that engine. Okay. And it's going to be a collectible. It's only going to go up in value. Allegedly. I love that idea, dude. I love that idea. Like it's got a V8. V8s are going to be gone. It's going to be a dinosaur. Hold up. It's going to be worth money. I get it. I know. It's a great idea. My Camaro has been so trusty and I've never had to get any work on it ever.

And I've had it for 12 years now. And now it's starting to make a noise as if it's like an annoying middle school girl. Can you make it? It's just like a... Blake, come on.

Yeah, that's annoying. It's the worst, dude. Yeah, that's not good. When you're top down, you just hear it nonstop. Well, it kind of sounds like you got the whistle tips from the Bub Rub video back in the day. That's tight, yeah. It's like an alarm clock. What is that video? You should be up making breakfast for somebody. Yeah, the whistles go, whoo!

You got the whistle tip for free, dude. Keep it. Yeah, but not a good, not a whoop whoop. Bitch, stop. Yeah, I don't like that. Right, yeah. I don't like that one bit. No. Take that back.

That's your take back. Yeah, so I might be buying a new car sooner than I thought. I can't wait to see. You mispronounced Corvette. Yeah, buddy. Nice, dude. We'll see. Tune in next week to find out if you did that. And while you're at it, watch The Outlaws in two days. Wait, it's the 4th, 5th, 6th. In three days, watch The Outlaws. July 7th at midnight. So tune in right at midnight, dude. Cue it up. Mm-hmm.

And while you're at it, watch At Midnight still on Paramount Plus somewhere. Absolutely. Watch At Midnight and then go back to Netflix. Check out the first episode of season two of Is It Cake? And then wander your fingers on that remote over to Tubi and check out The Freak Bros. Hey, it's free, dude. Yeah. That's what's cool about Tubi. It's free.

And so is Spotify where you can listen to purple magic, the wizard, a purple man. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with putting on purple magic for your, uh, your July 4th party right now as you wrap this up. Yeah. Those guys would appreciate it. So I'm, we're, we're, we filmed this a few days before the 4th of July. I'm having a big 4th of July banger at my place. And, uh,

I'm so happy to make everyone listen to... We're flashing the address here. Make everyone listen to The Wizards, the entire party. You gotta throw it on. You gotta throw it on. Mm-hmm. And people that perk up and then are like, oh, shit, they can stay. Mm-hmm.

And everyone else will be asked to leave immediately. Okay, let's go. Exactly. Wow. Yeah. That's cool. It'll be a wizard party. Who would you pick as your bouncer? Out of our, I do have my friend, Jason Hillman is coming into town and he is a military and he's a badass. So I would pick him. Hardcore military. I would go Thomas Kellogg if he's there. So we'll see. Yeah, we'll see. He wasn't invited, was he? Okay. And that was another episode of This Is.

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