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Gentlemen, Sturger and John. Nucky Grandma. I had a pretty good clap just now. Did you? Yeah, real meaty clap. Damn, good for you. I love a good meaty clap. Well, I don't think the audience doesn't know what the claps mean. The clap, it's a Hollywood Minute. We're jumping into the Hollywood Minute real quick. It's...

Ladies and gentlemen, when you are syncing audio, you need to have some kind of a common slate. And that's what the clap is. And then we all clap at once. What is the slate? Oh, what's a slate? It's like a marker. Yeah, it's a marker on a timeline. Does that help? And we lost the audience. 25 seconds. This is important, though. Quick, Blake, talk about dicks. Uh,

We all have them. Cock. Cock.

If we're boys. Dude, so many had a 4th of July party. Blakey was there. I was. I actually had FOMO about this, dude. I was having a little bit of FOMO. Oh, did you have a little FOMO? Okay. Yeah, I don't get FOMO often. I would say that because some of the parties, I'm like, well, Kyle probably wouldn't like this because everyone is blackout and drunk and already fist fighting each other. Peeing in the ramen. You would have seen that and gone,

like, oh man, I should start drinking again because this is too fun. Yeah, that's the holiday. You would probably start drinking and I don't want you to fall off the wagon. None of us want to see that. Adam, your July 4th parties are like Al Qaeda training centers for alcoholics.

Yeah, that's right. Adam's 4th of July is basically a sleeper cell for ISIS. It's crazy, dude. Well, for drunk ISIS. Yeah, drunk. For alcoholic ISIS. Dude, that's our freaking new pod name, dude. Drunk ISIS. That's pretty good, dude. Anyways. Uh,

But this one, I'd say, wasn't as bad, right, Blake? I would say this one, we catch it together. There was a lot of children. I was saying the first time I had this party, it was like 2017 or 2018, and there was like just a couple kids. Now there was legitimately 30 kids. Wow. Tons of children. So many fucking children. Wow. It was crazy. I know. I tried to like...

preface the party with my squad. I'm like, yo, we got to get there there early. I'm like, Sam, we can't get there at five. Everybody's going to be freaking. I got to get a squad. Go ahead. Go ahead. They're all going to be blackout drunk by the time we get there. We need to get there by noon while people are still having some form of intelligent conversation.

But then, you know, the rest of the party went on and it was it was lovely. It was a family affair. But after the sunset, that's when families got to go, because that's when the wolves come out. And did it devolve? It did devolve. Right. At some point there was a devolution. Some would say. Or did it evolve? Yeah. That's the question, Kyle. Yeah. Did it? Well, yeah. OK. Yes. I don't know. That's a good perspective. Right. Did it get lit?

Yeah! It got beyond raw lit. It got beyond raw lit. It evolved into beyond raw lit time. And I'm not joking. I did take some lit and mixed with vodka at one point. I don't think they suggest that, so that's allegedly. No, I did do it.

That is beyond, beyond wrong. Allegedly. Yeah. I don't think you're joking at all. I believe you. No, no, no, no. You don't even have to preface that. I did. Yeah, I did. Not joking. I thought it was a good idea in the moment, and I was right because I made it to the end of the party. And your heart didn't explode. It's hard. It's hard nowadays to party for 12 straight hours because we start at noon. What happened? Dude, it is what happened. Wow. Wow.

Because at midnight, I was like, good night. And the old me would have woke up somewhere the next morning. Did you pull the move where you go to sleep and the party's still going at your house? Did you do that or did you stay until then? No, Chloe pulled that move. Chloe pulled that move. She was like, I'm going to go to bed now. And she went upstairs and just watched Jack Ryan. She just watched a show. See, I think that's tight. That's what...

I think that's cool. She was like, all right, I'm out of here. That's like some great Gatsby shit where you're like, you're throwing the party, but you're up in your, in your room, just watching the party happen. By that time there was only like, maybe like 10, 10 or 15 of us at the, at the very end. Super patriotic, right? Like Jack Ryan, like a man who can,

Yeah. Legion. CIA man. Yeah. Yeah. That's the John Krasinski vehicle. It is. Okay. Awesome. Is it now? It is John Krasinski vehicle. Yeah. And is it, I remember when it came out, it's still going or like, yeah. Did she start? I don't know. I watched the first season and really liked it and then kind of fell off. And then Chloe really likes it. So she was watching an episode the other day and she,

I tried to stay along, but I like hadn't watched the first two episodes of the season. And I'm like, well, this. Yeah. Okay. Oh, I'm thinking of Jack Reacher. That's a different song. I was two at first. Okay. No, no. Jack Reacher is our homie. Alan Rich. Richson. Yeah. Yeah. Tell me that we don't quite know his name, but he is our homie. Yeah. We don't know Adam's best friend, but he was in an episode of workaholics. Yeah. Uh,

giant man, big beefy boy now. He's Jack Richard. Was big when he did our show and then I guess threw on like 30 pounds. Well, I would say like I was looking at like my frame and maybe Durz's frame and being like yeah, we're about, like if we took a little more creatine, maybe we'll get to his level and then now I think like And if you're just tuning in now, Adam likes to size up your frame. Dude, I like any, no, and that's not even, I'm not even joking about this. Any man I see

Any man I see, I'm sizing the frame up. I'm looking at their frame. Are you looking at my frame? He's like an Amish dude. He's just looking at the frame. Absolutely. Yeah, I'm just framing you up. I'm looking at the body. I'm starting at the ankles, working my way up. Seeing that frame. That's cool. I think I got a pretty big frame, Adam. I'm just going to say that right now. Yeah, dude. You do have a big frame. Yeah, it's large. All right, cool. And then your skin just hangs.

Yeah. Yeah. Saggy outsides, but the frame on the inside is pretty good. Kyle, we got to get you on steroids. Ready? I hope. Alan Richen, we talked about this, how he got on the T. Probably. He was like season two of Reacher. I couldn't work out three hours a day. I had to get on the T.

Oh, the T. Oh, protein? The testosterone. Oh, testosterone. Yeah, everybody's doing it. Everybody's doing it. Smart. Now I work out for 45 minutes. Yeah, you have to. Dude, we're all getting, I mean, the three of us are going to be 40 soon. Ders is already over the hump. Damn near 50. Damn near 50. Over the hump and then you go over the hill. It's the hump, then the hill, and my boy is over the hump.

Yeah, you're over the hump. I thought the hill was 40. I thought the hill was 40 back when we were kids. Oh, I thought that was 60. The hill moved to 50. The hill moved to 50. Yeah, Jay-Z took the hill. He moved it 10 years up. Jay-Z says the hill is now 50. So the hump is 40. Watch the hill, baby. Well, what happened?

I mean, honestly, what happened is there were so many hunks in the 90s that they turned 50 and they were like, it's not the hill anymore. They turned 40 and then they were like, well, this isn't the hill. Look how fucking hunky I still am. Right. I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger. This can't be the hump. Hot, hot, hot, hot. I don't look old quite yet. We're pushing it. We're pushing it to 50. Yeah.

Well, I always talk about how it's like Sandler in Murder Mystery is like essentially doing a story that should be for like a 30-year-old. Yeah. But he was like knocking on 60 when he did that, no? Correct. Correct. And it actually was written for a younger group. It's like, we're just a couple. We're like together. We're like brothers.

Just a young couple. We're wondering if we should have kids or not. And it's like, you should have had kids. Yeah. Hill's moving, baby. For me, it added a layer. So I want to commend Kyle on that decision. You want to peel back the mystery. Actually, Durge, you're right. I mean, the whole original screenplay had a whole notion of kids in it. It had this whole, like, should we, shouldn't we have kids? That's not in the film. Isn't it?

Isn't it in the beginning? No, it wasn't. No. Keep up. It's not. It's not in the movie. It was in the screenplay. What is it? Is it should we get married or whatever? There is a like existential like thing about the relationship though. They're just in like kind of a nondescript rut at the beginning of the movie and they're not like...

doing what they can. Well, hey, when you're hitting damn near 60, you're hitting a rock. They're not banging anymore. Hang on. Producer Becca is saying the hill is iconically 50. And I would have to disagree. I thought the hill, I always thought the hill. My dad had a big party when he was 40. Me too. This is what I'm calling on too. They all brought black balloons. His friends laughed in his face. I remember being a little kid and his friends were like, you old fucker.

You're so old. Adam, that's a Midwest 40, though. By 40, you already have, what, like five kids? Right. In California, it's 50. In California, it's 50. Iconically 50. No, but my family had the same thing. Well, let's talk to the California native, Kyle Nuchak, right over here. How's it going? Yeah, my folks had the same thing. Captain California. I'm from Iowa, so that makes sense. Yeah, Blake doesn't claim California. He claims Iowa. Right, right. So for whatever reason.

reason. Never been there. So Kyle, Mr. California? I've been there one time. They had black balloons too and everything. It was like what was that about? You unlocked a memory of like... Dude, I remember thinking like, oh my dad's dying. This is like a death party for him. It was kind of like a one foot in the grave type. And then I was like, anyways, let's go throw rocks at cars. I didn't think about it. I saw the black balloons. I was like, that's dying. Anyways, let's go vandalize something. Let's go feed batteries to dogs.

Black balloons? Yeah. Yeah, what's up with the black balloons? Yeah. Dude, I don't know. I don't know. I think it's like, ha ha, you're so funny, you got one foot in the grave. This is kind of like, I think it is that. I think that's the vibe. It wasn't over the hill. That got dark.

You guys grew up in a very dark sense of humor. Yeah, the 90s. I mean, well, maybe that's what birthday should be. It shouldn't be a celebration of life. It should be like, hey, man, your time is coming soon. Every single birthday.

You should have to run for your life for 24 hours while your friends hunt you. Yes, dude. Surviving the game. Surviving the birthday is kind of like that. That's a good idea. No, that would be fun, but we don't use... We should actually do something like that, but we use rubber bullets. It won't kill you. Okay. But you will be taken down. Okay. So then we actually could pull it off because I don't want to murder... Obviously, Durz is our oldest friend and we do want to hunt him, right? Right.

Like all of us collectively. Thank you, yes. But I want to die of natural causes, please. Just any day now. Yes. Big naturals. Yeah, go ahead. Big natural causes. I want to drown between two big natural causes. Two big natural causes. I'm trying to die of big natural causes, brother. But related to this, in high school, remember...

It was like if it was your birthday, you got punched as many times as like... Oh, yeah. Did you guys have any friends that were like... Or not even friends' friends, but like people that found out it was your birthday and they're like... Just come out of the woodwork to sock you in the arm? Yeah. But it was like real. It was like, I got seven more coming and you're like...

We just have two classes together. Yeah, there was an older classman that really took it upon himself to come punch all the younger classmen on their birthdays. What was that? Do not tell him. He had an abusive household, for sure. Yeah, for sure. It was his time. It was his time to pay back. Blake, you nailed it. That's exactly right. Yeah, he needs to get it out. I'm ready to fight, but it's under the whole guise of this birthday thing, so I'm like...

All right. Dude, you're hurting me. You're all black and blue. I had something similar. Like we would, my family would do the spanking machine where the whole entire family would kind of line up in a tunnel and you'd put that ball gag in your mouth. Uh,

No, no, no, no. Your mic is on, Blake. And then I get my leather. I get the leather birthday suit on. Your mom pulls out that, like, wooden cross with, like, chains on it. Assless chaps. You put the butt plug tail in. Go ahead. Yeah, we know. It's called pin the tail on the donkey. You would sit in that chair with, like, a hole in the bottom of it. Wait.

I got to get this straight. Is this how you play pin the tail on the donkey? Yes, the neighbor. You get on all fours on the table and then your favorite uncle puts a butt plug in your ass. That's pin the tail on the donkey, right? Yeah, while you're wearing your assless leather chaps, baby. No, but I specifically remember going through the spanking machine. You crawl through all the legs of everybody at your party and they spank you while you go through their legs. Right, right.

But my mom, after I had gone through the tunnel, she broke out of the tunnel and kept spanking me. And then I like started crying. And...

That's so funny. You're such a fucking baby. Well, why don't you cry about it? Oh, I was. I was such a bitch about it. And then, like, I pouted and my mom, like, felt super terrible and had to, like, apologize to me. It was, like, it was so dumb. I wish I could tell you. I'd like to apologize to my mom. I'll do it at the end. I'll do it at the end. I'm sorry you cried, too, Blake. That's a bummer. No, it was stupid. I shouldn't have cried. It was...

I think it was a power cry. Like I was trying to take the power back by crying. Yeah, that always is. Oh, like you were like saying like don't ever do that again. I'm going to cry and make you feel bad because you took it to another level. Yeah, it didn't hurt that bad. It didn't hurt that bad.

He was just a little embarrassed. No, but she was being funny. Was everyone laughing? Yeah, she was getting a laugh from it. And I'm like, oh, I don't think so. You were like 17, 18? Yeah, and Blake was like, not on my walk. It just hurt because he had his butt blown. No, it was Workaholics Season 3. It was Workaholics Season 3. Oh, wait, we were in the spanking machine once. You were 27. And she got the biggest laugh of our family. It was crazy, dude. I was pissed. I noticed that a lot at the Fourth of July party. Just kids...

It's so funny, dude. I think I'm going to laugh at my child a lot when they just choose to cry. You can tell they didn't actually get hurt, but they just were like, fuck.

Where's my mom? How old are we talking? How old are you talking about right now? Because I don't know how much I'd recommend that. There was a whole there was a true newborn baby all the way up to maybe like a 11. I would say it was the older kids. Okay. But which one are you talking about? There's like crying and it's funny. When does it become funny to you? I don't think he was some of the party. Dude, it was funny the whole way. The infant in the corner being ignored. Yeah.

Yeah, just getting sunburned. Choosing to cry. The kid with his neck between the banister. No, no, no, no. You know, the four, the four year olds, the five year olds that they're just like, they're just choosing. You could tell that they were choosing to cry instead of like they actually hurt themselves. And I'm like, look at this guy go, dude. He's really. Well, they don't really know how to regulate their emotions. My kid is four. And I know what you're talking about, because sometimes I'm like, you're fucking crying over that. Like what?

What's up? Shut up, bitch! And does that make you laugh? Like they spill some water or something and they just are like, oh shit. It does make me laugh and I have to do my best to not. Because if I laugh and he sees me laughing, I have to look away. Sometimes I have to leave the room so that he...

doesn't think I'm like being an asshole to him. And he has to fart. So he, they, they don't like it when you laugh in their face. Cause that's, I, that's how I grew up. I know that's just the way my dad would laugh in my face forever. Like, Oh, did you get hit by a cement truck? Get up. You bitch.

I mean, honestly. He's waving beef jerky under your nose? Honestly. It wasn't like, get up, you bitch. It was like, oh, come on. It's no big deal. And they'd laugh. And then you're like, well, I guess it's funny. I guess. Right.

I guess death is funny. The black balloons are funny, daddy. Yeah, it's threading the needle. My kid had a bike wipe out the other day and scraped the shit out of his knee, and I'm like washing his knee in the sink, you know? Yeah. Getting the dirt out. Sure. And he's crying, and like the water stings, you know? And you're like, you want to just be like, but like, look at me. It's okay. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine, right? Say it! But you also want to be like, yes, yes.

I know this hurts. Like, it is a bummer. We got to be careful out there. Oh, yeah. You know, if your kid falls and completely snaps his arm in half and the bone is sticking out and you can't be like, holy fucking shit, your arm is completely destroyed. You got to just be like, you have to do a 180 and laugh about it. You have to be like, wow. Yeah, no, that's a laugh in their face. That probably is that your funny bone? Probably. Yeah.

Let daddy lick it. Let me tickle it with my tongue. I've been bone marrow tonight, honey. But seriously, though, before you pass out, let's load you in the car because we got to go to the ER.

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Dude, I broke my wrist as a kid climbing a tree and... The flick of the wrist. And I climbed all the way to the top of this... There was these two twins that lived in my neighborhood that were real pieces of shit and they were always daring me to do things that I bet

They didn't actually do. They were like, we climb this tree all the time, climb to the top. And I'm like, you guys climb it all the time? They're like, yeah. And I'm like, all right. And then I get to the top and I'm like, it was not strong enough to hold me. So I, my fat ass little kid fell head first, like 25 feet out of this tree and landed on the ground, wrist snapped,

snapped and like was just like drooping was just like hanging there and then my mom takes me to the hospital and we're sitting there and the nurse came over and they're like oh my god we have to get you in oh my god sorry sorry about this was apologizing to other people in the waiting room and we were like what like is it that gross like and they were like sorry sorry we're gonna take him in we're gonna take him in and I'm like is it you had shit your pants no dude I landed in dog shit oh fuck it

Oh, you landed in dog shit. I landed directly in dog shit. There was dog shit on the back of my wrist all the way to my ankle. Like I slandered, I landed on the ground and then slid into it. Oh,

Oh my god I was just smeared in shit Wow so you got jumped to the front of the line That's a fucking hack dude That is a hack That's a life hack dude So if you're ever in an emergency room And You have a fever People are having heart attacks and stuff They're just taking forever

They take forever. If you go into the emergency room with a broken bone, they're going to make you wait for a very long time. You're waiting, dude. And they're not even giving you pain pills yet. You're just sitting there. Yeah, you're just fucking sitting in agony. And they'll just hand you a bag of ice and you're just sitting there. So little word to the wise...

Go outside, cover yourself in shit, human or dog, doesn't matter, whatever's the stinkiest, and come back in and you'll get in right away. It's science. I like that. Smart. I like that, dude. That's smart. This is important. Damn, that actually really is. So that will jump you. It doesn't matter if you have a stye in your eye or a bit of a fever, just rub diarrhea all over your body. Right. You'll skip the gunshot wound. Blake, name two other things. Name two other ailments, please. Diarrhea.

I've got to see where this goes. Maybe inflamed toe and super bad hemorrhoids. Thank you. There you go. And that's you're going to the emergency room for these things. These are emergency room plates. It's like hyper concerning. I feel like Blake's the kind of guy who's just like, take me to the emergency room.

I got hemorrhoids. Only if it's a spanking machine. My mom spanked me once. What's that Sam Smith song, Take Me to Church? But his is just, take me to ER. That's it, y'all. I'm going to ER. Fuck it. I'm going to ER. You know what? I stubbed my toe. Going to ER. Fuck it. Adam, I thought you were going to say that the nurse or whoever was like, there's no twins in your neighborhood. Fuck.

Oh, yeah. Oh, a little Shutter Island? I specifically remember them telling me to climb the tree, and I was like, they never climbed this tree, and it wasn't strong enough, so... Damn. A little M. Night Shalaman twist on you? That would have been crazy. Not his name. Yeah, like the Shining style. It's just two little girls in the same dress.

Hey, feel free to hit me with it, Blake. I mean, I know you're looking for it. I'm actively looking for it and I cannot find it. And there it is. Bye.

Just to keep on twins here, do you remember the viral picture? What? Remember those two conjoined twins? They were like blonde girls. And then someone like CGI'd a video of a party where one of them's like blowing a dude and the other one's just like looking off. No, I feel like this is something that your friends passed around a lot. Yeah, wait, what? Yeah. What were these conjoined twins? What?

that was like a they had like a moment like we're like whoa crazy i'll say and they were like porn stars yeah what no no no no just regular girls right okay and then some fucking porn stars are regular girls too launder no they're not they're stars they're exceptional stars they're just like us i don't know why you think they're regular i think they're they're outstanding um and

And then some perverted genius was like, well, I got to go with this. And I'm pretty sure he doctored a photo of like one of them like down, giving head. And then the other one's just like looking off. And they're like at a party. Do you remember this? I don't remember this at all. This sounds funny. It sounds funny. So they were conjoined at the waist or what? Exactly. It was like two torsos and then two legs.

I feel like every time I've seen conjoined twins, it's always like they're blowing out of each other's heads. Yeah, what is that? Why is it the head? That would be... Because then, like, imagine it's you, Blake, and your twin... No, I'm going to the ER, brother. No, your twin is, like, just...

like is a gay man and just wants to gobble dick then you have to go along for the ride okay perfect sure close your eyes and that was the point of the whole picture yeah yeah that's okay when when your conjoined twin wants to hook up i don't know why our producers haven't produced this picture in the chat or even because it's not real on even just the one of the people you'll remember this is something that derz has dreamt about every night

Yeah, Durst is like that thing that went viral. You guys go into my desk drawer, there's just a bunch of drawings of it. Like April O'Neil sketching Raphael. When you were a kid, these are your childhood drawings. No, it's the big scary monster. Mom!

Mama the twins. What was the fucking, the Babadook? It's the Babadook. The Babadook. What's Babadook? Photorealistic. Babadook was the worst fucking horror movie that came out fucking 10 years ago that everyone's like, wow. I guess horror's changed now. And I'm like, yeah, it's just not scary. Is that what we're doing? It's way worse. Well, the image of the character is kind of scary. It's like this shadowy. What's the premise? I don't know, actually.

Well, the Babadook, a Babadook is like a mythical creature, right? I feel like, I don't know a lot about it, but I know it. Twins. It was like a

From what I remember, it was like a sketchbook and the kid was drawing scary sketches, right? But then the Babadook itself was like the sketches, like the sketch. Come to life. Like crawling up the ceiling and you're like, it just looks like a bad liquid TV something or other. I should know this because I know it's been referenced on Shadows. Adam, imagine if a giant charcoal drawing...

of like... It came to life. Yeah. You'd be like, where's my eraser? I'll just kick it in his face. Exactly. I remember like seeing people dressed up as the Babadook

for Halloween and it was pretty scary looking. It's like a little off-putting. Did you guys ever see the picture of the Babadook at a party and it was like giving someone a head? Giving someone with long hair a head. You couldn't really see their face. It's giving the Eiffel Tower. Remember that? Conjoined to another one. I think it was viral. It's like a Babadook getting Eiffel Tower'd. Yeah. Yeah.

A couple of big naturals. Babadook with some big naturals. By a man with like kind of strawberry blonde curly hair. Yeah. Yeah. Halloween. You guys didn't see that? We might have to post it on the Insta. Yeah. The Babadook wears a hat. I knew that. Yeah. Top hat. Yeah. Yeah. All right. It's pretty scary to me. It's got weird eyes. This man wears a top hat and we're scared of this man.

I don't think it's a man. When's the last time you met somebody with a top hat that you could trust? That's like, dude, I feel, I feel like I just saw a man with a top hat at Pierce Brosnan's art show. Like I feel, I bet you did.

Yeah, I bet that guy was fucking cool. I bet he owned like some sort of perfume company. It was like Jeff Dior or some shit. Do not come. I had a neighbor who had a magician perform at a party the other day and he had a top hat. Pretty rad. Yeah, I don't trust magicians at all. It's fucking Jeff Dior, bro. Dude, so I went to the Blink-182 show the other week. Let's go.

Let's go! It was sick, guys. It was real sick, dudes. And we're backstage. No big deal. And

That's a big deal, first of all, to us. I'm trying to meet Tom. I've never met Tom DeLong before. And so I'm asking Mark, like, hey, will you show or can I go meet Tom? Show me to Tom. Show me to Tom. Show me Tom. Yo, look, this guy here is Adam. And Aubrey Plaza was backstage, too. And she kept, like, whispering to me, like, I want to go meet Tom. Go get Mark to meet.

so we can meet tom and i'm like all right and what'd you say do you love him blake what which one oh let's go sure let's go sorry and so i'm like let's go so i'm asking mark and mark's like oh hell yeah yeah let's go meet him and you know he's a super nice guy and he uh he goes to take us to meet tom out of nowhere this magician pops out of fucking nowhere dude and he was like yeah he appeared they're like uh

He's some famous magician, and he was going to do tricks. And I'm like, oh, man, this is our shot to meet Tom. And then proceeded to do magic for 30 minutes. And by the time we were done with the magic, couldn't meet Tom anymore. Tom had already left. Oh, fuck that magician. That's a bummer, bro. But what kind of...

what kind of magic was this guy doing? See, after I did that movie magic camp, magic means so much less to me because I'm, they showed me a lot of the tricks and I'm like, well, I know you're just really good at sleight of hand, that kind of stuff. Oh yeah. Yeah, for sure. You can still appreciate that. By the way, the guy who taught you, I did, they, I don't, I no longer believe that it's actually magic. Right. Sorry. Yeah.

Adam, the guy who taught you blew up though, right? He's got his own shows and shit now, right? On like Netflix and stuff. Absolutely. He does. And I do want to remember his name and we're going to cut this part out. I just remember his face and he was good. Why cut out this now? Just, just go with it, dude. Well, dude, because I don't remember his name. Yeah, you're fine. It was like eight years ago. He's, he is great. Justin Willman. I remembered it. I remember.

Yes, sir. Got it. There you go. Don't cut it. Don't cut it. Don't cut it. Keep it in. Look at that. Leave it. He's a woman. He's a, he's super good. And a really cool, funny guy too. But no, but this magician was great.

and he did some crazy shit. Was it cards? Or was it like... What was it? Yeah, he had cards. He took an X that was on his hand and then just put it on... He's straight edge? Yeah, he's straight edge. He's like... No, he drew an X on his hand and then...

put it on Mark's hand without drawing the X. Okay. See, that's fucking sick. And he's like, he's like, he's like, put it. He's like drew it on his, on his hand right here and then put his hand like this and then made Mark have his hand out like this. And then he hit the top of it and he's like, now open your palm and he opens up and there's an X drawn on it. See, that's what I'm saying. Like, that's not like just slight of hate. I mean, that's slight of hand right there, but that's not like, Oh,

But how the fuck, dude? Yeah. How? You say that's not magic to you? You know what it is? Dude, it's a trick. Let's go. It's not magic, dude. It's not. I'm sorry. I took a little peek behind the curtain. It isn't magic.

It's all skills and tricks. I know, but could you deconstruct that with your knowledge? Could I? I can. Have you seen Magic Camp, Kyle? No. Uh-oh. Well, then I guess you'll never know if I can do that or not. Right. I remember when you were learning all the tricks, the card tricks and stuff like that, and I thought it was fucking sick because I love magic. I think it's cool as shit.

It is cool. And if you get good enough, Kyle, you can dash a boy's dreams to meet one of their most favorite rock stars. Yeah. Yeah. You can make their dreams disappear. You can make their dreams disappear right off the board. Of meeting one of their favorite rock stars. Adam the Concert.

Did they do an encore? What was the highlight? Give me the... Well, dude, I know every... I'm a real big Blink head. And I did... I knew every song. So to me...

They were all, it was a wall of hits. And I feel like- How fucked up were you, Adam? You don't remember it, do you? You were blackout? No, I wasn't. I wasn't. Okay. Because I drove us afterwards to Orange County. So I only had like three drinks the entire show. I used to be really good at blackout driving, though. My guy was really good at that shit. It doesn't mean much. Yeah, I was fine. Wait, if you had to drive an hour back, wouldn't you want to be hammered?

Yeah. Right. Yeah, that's how I used to approach it. Allegedly. You don't remember that drive. Seems like a long drive to be sober, but go ahead. Yeah, I guess they just have hits on hits on hits, huh? Yeah, they really do. I mean, just a wall of hits. Look at Todd hitting us with the set list. Ooh, yeah, we got a official. I mean, my God, all bangers. All bangers. That is rad. Woo!

They did. I love LA. That's great. Uh, really, really cool. They covered that. Oh, they just played it. Do they cover it or no? They just played it. They didn't. Oh yeah. When the lights went out, like back on, I think they dropped. I love LA. And like the crowd was so stoked on it that they actually put it into the set list. Cause it was such a magical moment for everybody. Uh,

it was honestly a fantastic show. It was cool seeing the band back together. Uh, I was at the show that, uh, whatever Kardashian Travis is with, uh,

Ricky Kardashian. Tony. Rhonda. Rhonda Kardashian. Gap in my knowledge. Daphne. Daphne Kardashian. Courtney. I think that's right. She held up the sign that said, Travis, I'm pregnant. She was right next to us. That was kind of cool. Just like the

just like the video. She's like, could you please not smoke weed around me? I'm with child. Right. Uh, but it was tight. I, the, the turnstile guys, uh, they're the ones that got me backstage. It wasn't even blink. So I, I just had tickets and, uh, didn't have backstage at all really. And, uh,

was like trying to angle to get backstage. And our boy, Atiba Jefferson, took a few of the turnstile guys backstage passes and went and got us, got us backstage, hung out with the turnstile guys for a while, which was awesome because they fucking slayed. Yeah, and they're great dudes. And then got backstage. And then essentially, they were kicking everyone out. And then Mark Hoppus' wife, Skye, saw... Marcus Hopp, go ahead. Perfect. Saw us and was like...

You guys could say I'll get you backstage passes. So big shout out to Sky Hoppus. Yes. Sweetheart who made this boy's dreams come true. And a big shout down to freaking the magician who the magician guy. Hey, you know what? It was cool. And I would have loved it if I wasn't on my way to meet Tom for the first time ever. Any other time I would have been in the pocket ready to be amazed. Yeah, I get that. Did we talk about all this already? Because I'm like.

Did I mention here on this podcast that I was in an elevator with Travis Barker in Chicago? I don't think so. There's no way to tell. Does any of our producers recall if we talked about this already? I feel like we talked. I think you did. Yeah.

I think you did. Yeah, I'm like, are we covering this? But yeah. Well, I don't remember it at all if you want to go into it. I don't remember it. I just got into an elevator with Travis Barker in Chicago like a month ago when he was probably there doing the show. And fucking, I was like, do I tell this guy I'm on the shirt? I do remember this.

Our producer's like, I definitely remember you saying that. No, no, no, no, no, no. Shut the fuck up. This is riveting. This is riveting. What I love about our podcast is we will take time to ask if we told the story. The producers will tell us we've told it and then we'll still go into the

fucking story for upwards of 15 minutes. Because I don't remember it. I want to hear it again. This is riveting radio. Hey, man, listen to the old episode then. What episode can we point them to where they can listen to that? No. Dude, I can't remember everything you guys have said. And I can't remember everything I've said. You know, so we...

That's not on us. That's not on us. Dude, you can't expect us to party the way we have and some of us still currently do and also remember everything we're saying. I guess. You can't expect that. I really don't remember a lot of stuff. Have you guys seen commercials for Lil Jon's new show? Speaking of yeah. No. Lil Jon's back? Yeah.

Lil Jon's back? He never left, Kyle. He's just been in Vegas for a little bit. He's got like a reality show and it's called like Lil Jon did what? Oh, this sounds dope. And it's just like every episode where it's like. This is the next is it cake? Lil Jon went to this farm and turned this barn into a fucking hip hop nightclub or something.

Little John did what? That's all it is. Little John fucked these Siamese twins at a party. Yeah, Little John got his dick sucked by his Siamese twins. Little John met one Siamese twin. Died of big natural causes.

It's conjoined. It's not Siamese. You might be Lil Jon. Oh, yeah. That's not a cool word, right? What is Siamese? Is Siamese twins? There was a famous pair of twins that were Siamese like a hundred years ago. So that's where it came from. And now it's just cats. Yes. You have a cat? Is Siamese...

Is that a place? I don't know anything about it. I think Siam. Siam is like a big biblical place, isn't it? What is it? I don't know if it's... Siam? Siam. Siam? I don't know if it's biblical. I think that's... That's where the Bible went that far. That's Danzig's... I thought... That's what the... I thought it was biblical. Dude, Siam sounds like a cool... That's Sam Haim, I believe. I don't know what that means. I think Sam Haim is like the devil. Sam I am. Siam I am.

Dude, I was Sam. I am. Yeah, exactly. That's you, huh? That's me.

Shout out to Netflix's Green Eggs and Ham. And shout out to Cats. Green Eggs and Siam. Siamese describes something related to Siam, now Thailand. Okay. And it used to be Siam. When did it change to Thailand? Because Siam is kind of pretty good. I'm telling you, this is biblical. You seriously don't know that? It's kind of tight. This is biblical, dude. You honestly don't know when it became Thailand? Okay.

Kyle, you're claiming this. I can't believe it. I know what your apology is. Yeah, dude. This is in the book of Siam? I just said that I don't remember everything, you know. I think it's the time of the Bible is when it was Siam, and then it changed. I have something. I'm probably very wrong. Siam Testament. Motherfucker, you don't know shit about the Bible. I'm going to say I'm probably very wrong about this, but I remember something about the king of Siam. King?

And I think it goes back to Sunday school. Okay. I don't remember when Durst talked about Travis Barker in the elevator. So, I mean, I guess you retain them. Let's go. Yeah. Sam Hayne is the Celtic new year, the end of summer and the harvest season.

So we're killing it today. Yeah. Hey, and Blake, that's not at all what we're talking about. It's the veil between the living and the dead. So there's that. Where are you, Blake? What are you talking about? Are we just saying things that are close to Siam? Sammy Hagar was a singer in Van Halen. Sammy Hagar can't drive 55. Siamie. Siamie. Sammy Davis Jr. was legit satanic. Did you know that?

Yes. Yeah. Okay. Blake, you have the floor. Sammy Davis Jr. was like, I'm going to go take a shit. Super homies with the dude who runs the Church of Satan. There's like a bunch of cool photos. And those are his words. Yes. I'm sorry. I'm super homies with. Yeah, baby. I thought he was just like a Jewish guy. I thought his thing is that he was just Jewish. He was that as well. He was Jewish practicing Satanism. Okay. I don't know if you could do both, dude. Sammy Davis Jr. tried.

He really tried, man. It's crazy. Wait, can you not? Why can't you practice multiple religions at the same time? I guess that's just impossible. I guess not one that believes in a God and then one that is like super pro Satan. You probably have to choose good versus evil, dude. Yeah, true. Choose good. This is the way.

I would assume that's probably the better move. I think so. Can we all be on that? As good as better than evil? Wait, before we analyze it, what are you basing this on? Let's not believe just what Blake said. It's known. Just Google Satan Davis Jr. and you will find it. What?

No, it's very well-known Hollywood lore that Sammy Davis Jr. was kicking it with the dude. I don't know his name, but basically the bald guy who was all like freaking. Tiny Tim? I thought Sammy Davis Jr. was just like a bop.

a big partier maybe this guy like had good cocaine yes and yeah he's just like kicking it with this guy yeah he's like whatever you want me to believe baby wait how does he sound give me some of uh satan's snow not like that he does not sound like austin powers he kind of does baby yeah baby i'm sam davis baby yeah i'm just austin powers yeah you guys are all just doing austin

power yeah he wasn't british wait so we had the producers write out a sentence and then we all have to say the sentence in our best sammy davis jr impression yeah let's skim our bed i think you have to do like a little bit more like hey save it for the sentence

This is the thing is I, I'm pretty sure like that. The church of Satan, bro, just had orgies and did cocaine. And he was kind of like, okay, ride it with the devil. And then like, so he's kind of tight. Yeah. So Sammy Davis Jr. Was just kind of like, this is like rat pack adjacent. I'm down to, okay. A famous Sammy quote. Okay. The, the quote is alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity. So, and this is a famous Sammy quote. Okay. Blake, this is, this is backstage at the church of Satan. Okay.

Blake, are you up first? Go ahead. All right. Oh, we have to say this? Yeah, in your best Sammy. Yeah, it's just a famous Sammy Davis Jr. quote. Hold on. Everybody knows to give him the character you have to say his name first. Sammy Davis Jr. Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity, baby. Yeah, very shaggadilly.

I legit have never heard him talk before. Adam, are you up? Yeah, dude. See, I don't know either. Hey, Deanie. Hey, Deanie, baby. Hey, Deanie, baby. Yeah, that's right. That's right. You got to say Frankie, baby. Hey, Frankie, baby. Okay, now say the sentence, Kyle. Now go. Now go right into it. Go, go. Hey, Frankie, baby. Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity. Hey, Frankie, baby. You hear me?

You lose. I really like that. I like that. It was better than mine. It was better than mine. Yeah. I like fucking Ate You Alive, bro. Yeah. I like that. I liked your head. You had the teeth out. I feel like he always had his teeth out. I even had this. I had a cigar. Did you see the cigar? Yeah, I did. It was a really good space. Very good. Proper, maybe. Really good. My favorite actor. Here we go. Here come our heavy hitters.

Rat pack friends. Best actor. That turns an ire out. I'm a dumbass. Oh, dude. Ready? I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. Everybody shut up. I'll be the judge. I'll be the judge. Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

Ders made it the longest without laughing. I'm going to say this. He laughed at the end. This is not fun to do. He made it really far without laughing. He did. He was actually doing better than he thought. Well, hey, as the judge, I got to give it to the best actor of the bunch, Kyle Nwuchek. Sorry, bud. Whoa!

Fucking disaster, my guy. No, it's real, dude. He's really talented, and he is my favorite actor. I'm pissed now. I filled in the blanks, baby. Fucking nailed it. The space work with the cigar, the whole thing. I'll give it to him. Whatever. The jutting teeth. Fucking rat pack, dude. I definitely did the worst, and I'll take that. Are we the, we're the splat pack. Isn't that kind of a bummer that we don't know what he sounds like? It is a bummer. Can we be the splat pack? Did you guys hear that? What? Did you guys hear, can we be the splat pack?

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Did you guys have anyone that remember like in in college when people were like just into the Rat Pack and you're like, there's no way they know. No way that you are into the Rat Pack. I knew a few guys that were just like Adam, your idea of college is different than what it was. No, I had a couple. I had two different people that I knew that had like Rat Pack posters in their shitty apartment. Right. You're like, yeah, there's no way that you like them.

or even know who they are really. It was like a grown up thing. It made you feel like you were an adult to be like, I'm into the Rat Pack. Like, yeah, we have that here. We drink martinis. Meanwhile, there's just like crushed Keystone Light cans in the corner. This isn't at all. Right. You guys didn't know anyone with a Rat Pack poster.

I didn't know anybody. My grandpa gave me his old CDs of Frank Sinatra and stuff. And some vinyls and stuff. Your grandpa had CDs? I love that it wasn't even records. He's like, wow. Just his old dusty CDs. His mini disc player. His old MP3. My grandpa. His iPod mini. Spotify account. Fully loaded. Yeah.

He transferred all his Napster downloads of the old Rat Pack. Dude, that's going to be our grandkids are going to be like, Grandpa gave me an old hard drive with something called LimeWire. Dude, that's so real. Well, that was the whole Bruce Willis thing is that he spent like $200,000 on music and he tried to leave it in his will to his kids. What?

And not recently. Like, this is years ago. Yeah. Although I know he's got health issues now. But, like, then Apple was like, you can't. And he was like, what the fuck are you talking about? I bought this. I own this. And, like, in the fine print, you agree that it's just yours. You can't, like, forward it on to anybody. Oh.

Right. Yeah, because it's a digital purchase. This is like a quarter million dollars worth of music. And he's like, what the fuck am I doing with... That's fucked up. That's crazy. We were talking about that too. It's like you can't just loan somebody...

Like, what if you could loan somebody your download? You know, like you can't even... Down loan. Like a down loan. Yeah. Can't you just like... That's weird. You guys got to give me a second for that. Yes, points! Dude, it does suck. Like, just how they take movies off of...

Like, for instance, Disney Plus just pulled a bunch of movies and Magic Camp was part of that. Oh, my gosh. This is the theme of the day. How am I going to watch it now? They made it disappear. But it was a cute little movie that kids did love. I mean, every...

I had a ton of families that just would reach out and be like, my kid loves this movie. So does that mean I can't watch it if I wanted to now? Correct. Yeah, it does not exist anywhere. You can't buy it on Apple or Amazon. Like you couldn't go to Best Buy and find that. Like you can't get that. No, really. That was a stream.

Dude, that's fucking bonkers. Yeah, so it just doesn't exist anymore, which kind of sucks. You know why they're doing that? Because they're claiming a loss on that particular item in their taxes. Yes. Write it off. And then they don't have to pay residuals. Right. Oh, my God.

That's why, right? This is what De La Soul was dealing with for fucking like 20 years. You just couldn't get their music unless you had it from the 90s. Is that real bad? It just didn't exist. They just finally got it back on streaming like 2014.

two or three months ago. I'm pissed now! I thought that was because they were holding out for like a proper deal or whatever. No, it was like fucking record industry being shady. It was between Def Jam or somebody. I can't remember. That's really crazy. But they were just like in limbo. That's crazy. Nobody buying.

Go stream it now. But it sucks. It's crazy. Well, I've always said that Magic Camp is kind of the De La Soul of kids' movies. Yeah, dude. Everyone said that. Yeah, that's insane. That's just wild. It makes a lot of sense. Yeah, that's what those families were saying. Yeah, that's what the families were saying. Which, by the way, guys, I don't know if you noticed, but I got an X on my hand, dude. I don't know. I don't know. I don't give a shit.

I don't know. It might have came from Mark's hand, dude. The time you took to... Oh, my God. Blake, I love you, bud. That's pretty crazy, dude. How did this X land on my hand? That is wild. And if you're just listening, there is barely an X on Blake's hand. The thinnest lines. I'm like, what is that? It transferred...

He's not even close to Mark Hoppus right now. So that was a hard transfer. You don't know. Mark, Mark, aren't you here? Yeah. Let's go.

Now we got to do Mark compressions. Mark, aren't you here, dude? Yeah, baby. Let's go. Right over here, baby. Yeah, that's wrong. Yeah, how does Mark sound? Mark Hoppets. He just sounds super honky, right? Well, Mark is a little harder because Tom is the one that sounds like he's from Great Britain when he's just from San Diego. Right. He sounds like he's from Britain? Yeah, that was kind of the vibe. The Great Britain area. I feel like Bill... Did Green Day start that? Did Green Day... Yeah. Yeah, Billy Joel...

No, no, no. That started well before. Oh, trying to be like the Sex Pistols? Is that what it is? Or the Clash or something? Who did it start with? Well, the Clash are British and so are the Sex Pistols. I thought it was Billy Joe. The Ramones kind of didn't do it, which is kind of cool. Yeah, they did kind of not do it. I remember listening to them and being like, dude, they're definitely kind of not doing

I'm trying to think of the punk band that tried to sound British and we're thinking of formative punk bands. The Ramones are probably the biggest American punk band. I think Ders is on it with Green Day. I think Billy Joe did have some kind of a British adjacent. Yeah. Bite my lip and close my eyes. Sometimes I get myself the crepes.

Yeah, it's hella British, dude. Let's go! The first one that we remember, but the Stooges and Iggy Pop. Iggy Pop is hardcore Detroit, baby. Yeah, that's some motorcycle music right there. Okay.

I want to be your dog is not British sounding. No, not at all. They don't have dogs in Great Britain, do they? No, they have dogs. They have dogs. They got dags. Oh, you like dags. Dogs, mate. Oh, you mean dags. Oh, dags. Yeah, I like dags. Rancid are from the Bay, but sound British. I don't know. Maybe it was Green Day. Maybe we give it to them. I didn't think so. Okay, yeah, rancid. I think it is. I think it's

Billy Joe. Because I remember being tripped out when it was like, wait, they're from fucking Berkeley? What's going on? Wait, they're from around here? What's going on? Adam, give me one rancid song. I can give you Adam. The boys of Time Bomb. Black, red, black, red, black.

Oh, so you think it started in ska music before... The boys at Time Bomb. Ska sounds very American. Rancid fucking rocks. Rancid bridges the gap between ska and punk. Rancid freaking raps. Yeah, Rancid. Out Come the Wolves, right? Is that their album? Rancid and Green Day are from the same area. They're from Manchester, baby. Yeah, they're old homies, those guys. Yeah, they're good stuff. I remember at the...

premiere of The Outlaws on July 7th. It is out right now. We're recording this podcast on July 6th. Yeah, baby. So it comes out at midnight tonight. Really excited about it. But at the premiere, they were giving like... At the after party, they were giving like...

dumb, like fake tattoos of things that happened in the movie. Cause our characters get, go to a tattoo parlor in the movie. And, uh, I like fun was pretty drunk right at the end of the night and like ripped my shirt off. We talked about this last week. Uh, tattoo on my chest, but Trey was not Trey. Cool. My buddy who is the drummer in green day was not pumped that I made him take photos with me with my shirt off with a blink 182 tattoo. Sorry.

about it. Wow. Rivalry is real. I don't think there's any beef. Those pictures got to be fucking cool though. That's got to be like one of the coolest pictures of all time. I think I know a cooler picture. Ders, it's pretty viral. I think you know a cooler picture, right? Conjoined. Our producers couldn't show it to us. Conjoined twin picture. Conjoined. No one knows this photo. Ring a bell.

Does the word conjoined ring a bell? How, baby? Deany, baby. Like, this is like a workplace environment. But, like, we talk about stuff that's inappropriate. So, like, can we show stuff that's inappropriate? I don't understand. Well, you just show it to each other. No, I know. But if I put it, like, in the chat. Yeah, you could probably get busted. You could put it in the chat. You're showing it to us. You have to write NSFW before you post it, I believe. Oh, okay.

Is that a sanction thing? I think it covers you. Allegedly. I think it covers you legally. Hey, Blake, do that. You're covered. Yeah, dude, you're covered. Allegedly. And you probably need to wait. You have to wait a little bit. NSFW, then wait five seconds. Give them time to close the chat and then put it in there. Do that.

Dude, this is real shit. This goes all the way up to... Well, are you going to post it, Durs? What's going on? He doesn't know if he can. I don't know. I don't think I should. You have to. What are you talking about? You know what I'm saying, dude? No, it's okay. Here's what I'll do. Not a problem.

Not interested. Can you blur it? They don't have to. Hey, they don't have to click on it if they don't want to see it. It's just a link, right? Well. Allegedly. Oh, that's right. Links. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it's just a link. Don't click on it. You're going to text it to us? A link? Ah.

Is this the link? I don't want to get a virus, dude. You have to right click. Dude, what are you guys talking about? Copy image address. You're acting like you don't look at porno. I don't want to get a virus by clicking the link. Look, I'm saying this now. Do not click on this.

Do not come. If you don't want to see anything. If you don't want to come. We're going to go viral with this one. Do not click on this. Don't click on it. I don't want to. Oh, we got a message from the producer. She's calling HR. Fuck it. You're toast, bro. You're toast. Calling HR. He hasn't sent the link yet. Okay, so I've, dude, I've already looked at it. I've already came. I'm not going to look at it. I don't want to look at it. That is not real, Ben. I'm going to come. And by the way. This is Babadook? Wait, this is Babadook? What are we looking at? No, this is conjoined.

I mean, hey, if that is Photoshopped, they did a great job. That's pretty real looking. Oh, this is very NSFW. I don't want to watch it. I don't want to look at it. Oh, why not? Hey, conjoined twins can give blowjobs too. They're just like regular people, Kyle. Why do you hate conjoined twins? Oh my gosh. No, this is cool, dude. I just feel like it's going to be really inappropriate. Oh my god, this is cool.

Oh, Durs, you're covered. When I click on this link, it says mature content. Do you want to go forward? I built that. I set that up. That's amazing. Such pussies. And here's another link. And by the way, if people are listening, we're not really looking at this picture, okay? No, it's all a joke. Yeah, we are. And I don't even know if it's...

Honestly, I think I made it up. Yeah, it's all a joke. Any take backs, apologies, epic slams, giveaways? The whole conjoined twin thing. I am sorry I made that up. Oh, gosh, I tell you. Yeah, you can find it on Reddit. Feel free to go ahead and take a look. And the best is the photos underneath of them where they're wearing those caps that...

people only wore between 2000 and 2004. Oh, the little Christina Aguilera. Yeah. Little painter adjacent. Yeah. I feel like there was only like a four to six year period where anyone even thought to wear those hats. And now they're, they're fucking dead. Those are long gone, but they're coming back. I was going to wear one next week.

Yeah, you know it, dude. You know I'm on that shit. Oh, yeah, you're on that shit. I've got an apology. I'd like to say I'm sorry, mama, for the spanking machine incident. You were being funny. I know it was probably...

Really disappointing to you that I acted like a little bitch on my birthday, but I wish I could take back that moment and laugh through it with you because you're such a great mom, and I know you were just doing your best. Can I kind of glob on to your and also apologize to my mom for being a— What do you want to do to it? Glob on. Yeah, glob on, brother. Glob on to your apology. I think it's an M. Yeah, it is an M. Is it? It's a glob. Oh, I always thought it was glob.

I always thought of a glob. We say glob. And I've been meaning to tell you guys, I've seen you glob, and it's inappropriate. It's glob. You just blew my fucking mind. Yeah, I did not know. Well, I'd like to both glob on your knob like corn on the cob. No, you want to glob. No.

You want to glom? I'd like to glom on. 69, dudes! To your apology. And also go to my mom and dad and be like, I'm sorry for seeing all these kids at the Fourth of July party and just seeing them all act like little bitches. And I want to apologize to my parents. For sure, I acted like a little bitch. I mean, I had to. Glom on my mom. You don't even remember being a little bitch. For sure, you act like a child. For sure, you act like a child.

Absolutely, dude. I was acting like such a child my entire childhood. You're acting like a child, dude. I know. I'm on my mom. Kyle, do you have an apology? Maybe there's an apology. Would you like to glom on Blake's mom? Yeah, I do have an apology. I have an apology that's paired with a thank you. The apology is I'm sorry for missing the last one.

Oh, we didn't even notice. I know. I figured. And I also wanted to thank you guys for holding it down because y'all rock. You're the best. How was your trip? Let's cover that for just a couple minutes. Sure. I'm sorry I didn't ask. Honestly, so rejuvenating. It was rejuvenating. You look great. You go to Kauai. You're glowing right now. You got a nice base. You look like a hot Babadook. Hot, hot, hot.

Yeah. You're like a friendly Babadook. Like if you were the scribble drawing that came to life, you'd be like, oh, what's up, man? The Babadook. Maybe that's an indie film to make. The Babadook. The happy Babadook. Uh-oh. We've got a title. Yes, points. The Babadook. I'm into it. If you're listening, please send us your Babadook pictures of Kyle. The Babadook would all be fun.

Baba dude. Baba dude. Yours? Anything? Oh, he did. Yeah, I apologize to Kyle for not asking about his trip. It was so rejuvenating. And the conjoined thing. All good. It's all water under the bed. I apologize for making up that entire thing. It's all water under the bed. It's all water under the bed. Now, you can look it up. It's definitely on Reddit. All right, and that's another episode of This is Imported.

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