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If you're ever on a date with a girl, just don't yell out the window at anything. Is Green Day's Time of Your Life up for best song? Temecula, when you look at it on a map or whatever, it looks like tarantula. How much fucking Z-Quil did you have already?

Buckle up. Hey guys, great news. We're going to keep doing the podcast. I love it. All right. That's first and foremost. The only thing that's a little bit strange is we're knocking it back to one a week. Okay. We've been giving them two a week for quite some time now, but we all are getting busy. It's the holidays and we're just going to give you one a week now. So, I mean, deal with it. You know what I mean? Oh, Kyle.

The aruguloids are going to be pissed at you, dude. I just don't know how else to phrase it. It's like I want to do two a week. I hope someday we're going to be able to do more. But right now, schedules are getting tight. So we got to go back to one a week. And I think they understand that. Yeah. If I know our fans and I don't, they won't. Right. But that's what we're doing. But we're asking you to stick by, like, and subscribe. And that's the most important part. Just like. Keep liking. Keep subscribing. Keep subscribing.

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Let's do a mental check-in. What's up? Well, hey, I want to mentally check in with you right now because you got a little angst going on. I can tell you're fired up. Oh, okay. Before we hit record, you were calling me a fly and you're like, oh, sorry, is something buzzing around here? Well, you were coming at me with some challenges and so, yeah, I said, like, you know, buzz off, man. I don't need that. This was supposed to be a check-in, guys, not an argument. This is, we're checking in.

Right. So how are you mentally? Like, I'm not going to put any projections onto you. He just asked you. I just asked you that. I'm good, but... You don't sound good. If I'm honest, you don't sound good. You're projecting onto me. Do you want to pass for now? We'll circle back. No, I'm happy to let you guys know how I'm doing, but I'm not that happy for you to project what you're thinking I am before I have the opportunity to respond. I am whatever you say I am. Okay, clear the air.

If I wasn't, then why would I say I do? Do the whole song? Radio won't even play my jam. Okay. Adam, you were right. I do have a little bit of angst going on. I have the anxiety happening because, you know. Well, why don't you cry about it?

It's time to cry already, I guess. But I am like shooting an independent movie in a week and it's during COVID. And so we're all bubbling up and we're trying to like figure that whole thing out. And it's definitely challenging. So that's the undercurrent. Okay. Yeah. And that's why I wanted to check in right away. By the way, Kyle, you're just supposed to say, I'm fine. A little weird, but I'm good. And then we move on to the next person. It's getting too real. That's not great radio, bro.

I'm here to make fantastic radio. I'm frustrated with Kyle right now. Can I just say that? This is why I'm frustrated with Kyle. Okay, what up, buddy? He just said radio? Okay. What's wrong with radio? Dude, we're not on the radio, homie. Welcome to the new millennium, my man. We're pod boys. I'm Pod Adam. Should we have a roll call? Pod Adam. Of course, I'm Podcast Kyle. I'm Pod Blake.

Ders? Very nice. Podcasters. Right. That's the best one. Podcasters. That was very good. We need shirts of that. Yeah. So, Blake, let's have a mental check-in over there. How you doing, bud? I'm good, man. Surprisingly, I went on a Kyle-style hike. Not that early. At a normal time of the day. Started around 10 o'clock. It was lovely. Cleared my mind. Felt good. Feeling good. Beautiful. Wow. Beautiful. How long was that hike? It was about...

three hours round trip. Those quads, those butt cheeks, those hammies, they were burning. They were feeling it. You had some sweat trickling down, some crevasses. Paint the picture. I love that part. I got sweatier than I thought I would. I will say that. The butt crack was sweaty. I got wood now. Hello. Hello. Hello.

What were we saying in the other podcast? What were we saying? What? That made my pecker grow or whatever. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Pecker. That made my pecker hard. I was thinking about that. My dad definitely is the guy who said bazoombas when we were making Workaholics. He's like, she's got some great bazoombas. And that's a name for a woman's breasts, correct?

Yeah, that's what he thought. It's almost more sexist to say bazoombas, I feel. I feel like it's, and I know he didn't mean it that way. No, no, he's a very innocent gentleman. Hindsight, 2020, you say bazoombas. It's almost more grotesque than saying breasts. Yeah, baby! Yes, Adam, 100%. What are you...

Breasts is a term the doctor uses. Yes. No one is like, Auga, look at that woman's breasts. No, no, no, no. Doctors say Wambly's. No, it's like, ma'am, magic, you're left Wambly for a lump. Yeah. Well, I know one thing. If this is the Thanksgiving episode, I'm getting the turkey bazoombas on my plate, baby. Give them to me. Oh, dang. Turkey bazoombas. Blake, where'd you hike? I don't know.

I can't really remember. Somewhere in Northern California. It was golden and beautiful. Oh, you're up north? Yes, yes. I'm in my mother's guest room right now. Terrific country up there. Yeah, it's really nice. And what is that artwork over your shoulder? What is that? It looks like some sort of a dock on maybe a lake of sorts. I love mom artwork. My mom has so many goddamn signs in her house. She's letting you know she's near a lake. It's lake life.

Eat, drink, lake. Steve, my mother is nowhere near a lake, but she represents it on the wall. Hey, I feel like if you're a mom, you got to represent either a lake life or mention that you like wine in a sign. Can we move the frame just a little to the left, your right? It's really hugging that window.

Yeah. Yeah, there we go. Hey, guys, I'm not a cinematographer, okay? It's a joke on cinematographer. That is. You're a spicy-tographer, that's for sure. Welcome to This is Important, where you get those jokes. Hey, Durs, let's have a mental check-in. Yeah, Durs, honestly, dude, what's up with you? How are you? Anders is trying... Let's set the stage.

Anders is drinking out of a, I want to say, a goblet of sorts. It's a cocktail glass. Yeah. It's a martini glass. Kind of a martini, though. Yeah, I guess you're right. It's a cocktail. It's a cocktail glass. You're right. You're right. He's currently in a nice New York City hotel, COVID ground zero, next to Wuhan. Yeah. And he is shooting a big-time show for the Netflix. Yeah.

Sorry about it. Yeah, look out. Look out, world. Top Secret. It's a remake of the movie Top Secret. Damn. God, that would be so tight. Are you Val Kilmer?

Yeah, I play a Val Kilmer. So you're out there, you're working. How's that going, my bud? It is, it's fucking great. But you have to wear a mask and goggles on set until they're like, and we're going to call action. And then they pull it off your face, you act a little bit, and then they just put it right back on you. So it kind of sucks. Yeah. And I was working with a baby all week.

It's not a remake of Three Men and a Little Lady or Baby or Look Who's Talking Now. I would have got the call. I think I'd be in that if it was happening. So I had to really quarantine and just fucking be at this hotel, which is a great hotel, but like, you know, it's wearing on me. How long do you have to quarantine for something like that? I mean, I've been here two weeks.

You have diarrhea in the hotel for two weeks. Yeah. And then you have your first day of work? No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm getting tested constantly every day. So there's some like, I don't know, loophole where it's like if you're here working, you can... If you're here, you're family. Okay. It is something like that. I believe it is that. Yeah, it's some kind of Olive Garden slogan. But you can't go out on those New York main streets and just hoof it around and go check the sites and, you know... No.

No. I wanted to go see the Statue of Liberty. I couldn't do it. You have to. When you're there, you have to take the ferry. Lady Liberty. See Lady Liberty. No, sir. I don't like it.

I've been eating pasta and pizza. Pizza, pizza. Because the restaurant here at the hotel is Italian. Okay. And I'm like, great. And the first two nights, I'm like, delicious. And now I'm just a walking breadstick. That's my boy. That's awesome. That's how we like you, though. We like you with a little more meat on your body. I like them when those Durr's titties are popping. Yeah. That's bomb.

Your body settles well. I do feel that Anders' weight, like my weight goes to my, I get chin fat, I get a fat head. Right. And then secondly, like I just, my donker just bottoms out. Yeah. I get a Trump bod. Thank God. But Dersi, it goes straight to his titties, dude. Yeah. How do you channel it there? Yeah. The first stop is the tit stop.

Or bazoombas, your father would say? The tit stop. The tit stop. But I like your wordplay. I thought the tit stop was really great. That's fantastic. The tit stop. Yeah, the first stop is the tit stop for Dersi. Yeah. Yeah, it's the tits, and then it's the love handles. It's just that, you know? Legs stay fine. The face can go a little... The neck. Yeah.

Yeah. The old spare tire. You got the old spare tire. I do feel like it is a four week cleanup job where if I'm like, you know what? If I eat well for four weeks, it looks okay. And then that just never happens. Yeah.

Sure. Four-week cleanup job. Yeah. I could do it right now. We're following along with that. What do you mean? Well, I haven't started it. I haven't done it. But we know it's a four-week cleanup job. It's a four-week cleanup job. And we know you're going to hit it harder than anybody else because it's all about the hardest worker in the building. I never said I was going to start it. I just said...

That's what it is. If I decide to do it, that's what it is. I'm not saying I'm going to do it. This is what I like to say I do, and then I don't actually do this. But I like to say that I stay six weeks either direction. From death or from absolute health? From death or a human being. Okay. Right. Like six weeks I can be like –

in a, like a romantic, that seems to be what I've been doing lately. So like, it's six weeks, I could lose the chin fat, I could tighten up, my dunker will shrink a little bit, it'll squeeze in some regular sized pants, and I could be in a romantic comedy. Or, hey, I'm a funny fat friend, and I'll just let it droop, get droopy. Six weeks, eating the pies, eating the cheesecakes, having the drinks. Yeah, baby. That's the life, isn't it? Yeah.

You steal the scenes. You're like the rude guy. Did he just say that? Yeah, I like that. Yeah, no, no, he didn't. Well, he's kind of fat, so it's okay. I like that. Where's your turnaround point? Like, where are you like, okay, this is my edge of six weeks toward death. Like, what do you see in yourself that's like, I got to flip it around? It's when I see with good lighting, looking at myself in the mirror and seeing that second chin, like,

While not sticking my neck back. Right. I'm just standing there and it's just like,

The good light, and it's hitting me just right, and I just see it starting to flop down. And you can't see what I'm doing, but I'm pulling it down now. And it's like you can see it on me specifically. But you can also just grow a neck beard and hide it. That's what I do. I always know if I got a big neck beard, I'm probably pretty overweight, like where I want to go, because I'm masking what's going on underneath the chin. Just get a little beard going and add it to make it an eight-week swing.

Right now I got this and it's like I just don't want to trim up the neck because I know I'm at my top weight. I understand that. This week's episode brought to you by male insecurities. Thanksgiving. For a solid dose, just look in the mirror any morning.

When the light hits you right and you just can't stare at yourself anymore. The thing that you guys have that I don't is any amount of height. So like taller guys can stack weight better. Me, if we ate the exact same way and I gave- Like with our mouths? With our mouths. Intravenously? Yeah.

Intravenously. With our mouth holes and gained weight the same amount, I would then look fatter quicker. Right. You're 4'11"? I am 4'11". Oh, my God. I'm sorry. No, he's 5'7". I've also given you an out clause, and you have never really tried it to its full extent. Can we see you with a full-grown beard, please? I bet you'd be hot. Yeah, I bet you have a decent beard, right? It's the mustache that's tough, right? I thought you were going to say fully erect.

We've seen that. You've seen that? Okay. What's cool about this podcast is it's... Wait, no, no, no. What's cool about this podcast is you can pause it right now because when did you see Adam's fully erect penis? No, hang on. I'm looping back to fully erect. Okay, but I'm fucking with you. I don't have a memory of Adam's fully erect penis. I was fucking with you. I'll be fully candid right now. I don't think Kyle has ever seen me fully erect.

But what I'm saying about this podcast, what's great about it is we're recording it around Thanksgiving time, right before Thanksgiving. Allegedly. Allegedly, where the Americans have Thanksgiving. And my mom and dad are currently in the other room hearing me scream. Kyle sees me fully erect into a microphone. Yeah.

And they're right in the other room going, okay, well, he says to be quiet. Yeah, no, I knew something was up about them. I tell ya. They were roommates for too long. But what's the deal? Are you ever going to throw on a big fat beard for any reason? Please, I want to see it. I can't. Well, yeah, I think the beard would actually come in okay. It's the mustache. And to me, if you have just a beard without the mustache, it's kind of a bad look.

Yeah. Have we seen that before? Abraham Lincoln. And I mean, it's an Amish look, which, hey, I don't know. They make great furniture. I just don't think that their style is necessarily my style. Somebody cool has got to start it. Wasn't was the last time I think I saw you with a beard or the only time I've seen you with a real beard was when you grew like a summer beard.

Do you remember this? A summer beard. It's just not hot enough. Hot, hot, hot, hot. I need to have sweaty neck zits. I don't remember why it was a summer beard, but I think we were also fighting for the best tan. Dude, that was when we were like 23 or 22 years old. And at that age, you're just trying to see if you can grow a beard. My first beard. It's like a...

Kyle had already like had the mustache. Blake had like really long nipple hair. So you just knew he could. Unforgettable. And so then that's why I gave it a go. But admittedly, I don't think I look that good with the beard. Oh, come on.

I shave almost every day because when I let it go a few days, like I feel like I'm not myself. I feel like I'm in a funk. I feel funky. Oh, baby. I can't imagine that. You feel like you're not getting it done, like you're not operating at your highest level?

I mean, yeah, I guess so. I just don't feel like I'm fully me. Right. You're not like... It's part of getting up in the morning, setting course. Yeah, I bet I would be... I honestly think I'd probably be pretty good in the military besides...

The fighting part? All the killing? Even then, actually, even then, I bet I'd be okay at that. I think. I bet I'd be actually a pretty decent killer. I can get there. I could get there. Yeah, mentally, I think I'd be like...

Okay. War is war. First one's the hardest. Yeah. But just like feeling like you accomplished something. And when you shave for the day, that's like a, hey, I accomplished that thing. Hey, I did that. I do get that. Right. You can shout that at your fiance. You can be like, I shaved. But I shaved though. But I shaved. What'd I say? I shaved though. I did something today. The closest I've ever came to that was like fucking shaving my neck once a week.

and trimming everything with scissors. That's the closest I've come to daily shaving. Cool share. Yeah. I'm just letting you know, I can't even imagine putting a razor on your skin like every day. Hey, I'm with you, Kyle. 100. Like, I just can't. I can't. You have to do it. I know, Durs, you do it when you're working because you have to maintain a certain look. A boyish young look, yep. Yeah, but, and just for continuity, but like when you're not on...

set and doing that you grow it out yeah you go haywire well i was just admittedly i was just on set i was on set yesterday so i was working yesterday thank you nice

Get them. Thank you. Goggles and mask. No gogs, actually. No gogs. Did you do a shield? No shield. No shield. Oh, you just got COVID. Oh, that's tight. I collected COVID real quick. Collected it. They were like, here, let's spray this COVID in your face real quick. No, it wasn't as intense as what you were doing, but it was fully at NBC Universal, like on a stage. Right, right. And everyone gets tested, and then I had to wear a mask everywhere.

everywhere, obviously, until you're actually shooting and then you take it off and hide your mask and then do the thing real quick and then put it back on. But it was weird. And it was also just hard to hear people. People were giving you directions like, okay, so you can get a new driver there and then come around and make sure you hit this mark. And you're like, yeah, man. What? What?

I'm really not looking forward to that part. You got to take your mask off and tell me. Take your mask off and let me breathe on you. That seems like the hardest part is just translating what you want people to do and what they need to do. I got to go up. When I go to Canada, I have to quarantine for 14 days in one room. Is that where you're shooting this bad bitch? No.

No, that's for when I do shadows. We're shooting this in a bubble down in Temecula with just like 20 people total. That's tight. The unions are still saying you have to get tested every three days. Do you guys think...

Temecula, when you look at it on a map or whatever, it looks like tarantula. I do. Every time. Actually, I swear to God, I always think that. I'm always like, cool, tarantula. Never thought that. That's a sick-ass fucking city. Remember when I saw Guarantee Bank in the Bay Area, and I looked at it, and I don't know, I might not have ever seen the word guarantee written out. This was a weird moment in our friendship. Yeah, and I was like, dude, what the fuck?

What the fuck is a guaranty?

Damn. And they're like, ha, ha, ha, ha. And I'm like, kind of wouldn't let it go. And I'm like, what a bizarre name for a bank. A Guarantee? What is that? A fucking weird fruit? Guarantee. It was funny the first time. And then they're like, wait, do you really not know...

What that word is? You had to kind of reel it back. Like, no, I'm messing with you. You know how funny I can be. Right. It is one of those moments where like, damn, Adam's hella funny, dude. He's great at wordplay. Like, he's like always entertaining and stuff. But then he kept bringing up later and later into the night. Wait. Oh, you're dumbass. Right. You're dumbass. Okay. Got it. Oh, you can't read. Yeah.

This is also like when Adam came to LA, he tells a story about... I mean, I'll let him tell, but I think he's going to throw up on himself. When he's driving through West Hollywood and he thinks he sees Amish people driving and he's like, you're cheating. Oh. They're Orthodox Jewish people. I swear to God, dude. It's so stupid. I can be so dumb, but I... Humble pie. I saw...

Some Hasidic Jewish people. And if you don't know what Hasidic Jewish people look like, they kind of look like, if you don't know, Amish people. If you don't know what Amish people look like.

look like. But I do know what Amish people look like because I grew up in the Midwest. So you have experience with actual Amish people. I know what Amish people look like. That's why. I've seen Kingpin. I've seen Amish people. Well, I remember in my elementary school in Iowa, there was a alleyway behind our school

You would hear clip, clop, clip, clop, clip, clop, and the Amish people would be taking their little wagons with horses behind there to go, I don't know, buy coal or something. I have no idea what they were doing. That's all they do is buy coal. Yeah, I have no idea. Wood, coal, I don't know what they're doing. Some sustainable – Something. They had to buy something. Not chainsaws. That's for damn sure.

Long saws. They were probably trading. They're trading. So anyway, so I saw them and then I moved to LA and was like, see these Hasidic Jewish people and see them driving BMWs. I remember the neighborhood. I was in Highland Park and I leaned out my window and I'm like, cheater, you're supposed to be in a horse and buggy. And I was like with some girl and she was like,

Hey, what are you doing? If you're ever on a date with a girl, just don't yell out the window at anything. Yeah. That just seems like a red flag. Yeah. That's like an interesting move on a date. She'll see I'm a guy who can be in charge. It also seemed racist. It seemed racist.

It still is. Even yelling at Amish people and saying you're cheating is not like your job. It's not nice. That's very judgmental at the very least. You know what I mean? It's incredibly judgmental. I just thought it was being funny. I thought I caught him. I thought I was like, ha ha, look at you. I caught you.

So you like ribbed your girl. You're like, hey, hey, hey, watch this. Well, you know how they can go on vacation? Like Amish people get a year. That was like a true life MTV or a documentary or something. Room Springer. Yeah, that's it. What's it called, Durst? Room Springer? Room Springer. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, but it's called like Hell Week or something. So they get a Room Springer and they can leave Amish world and go. Get a Room Springer.

And go to L.A., right? They get to go to L.A. Room spring or break. Yeah, baby. That's what I thought they were doing. I thought they were tasting the local flavors in L.A. Diarrhea. Driving the BMWs, getting the diarrhea, and having Pink's Hot Dogs, getting diarrhea. And that's what I thought. I thought I was like, yo, I see you, dude. You know, I didn't think, I didn't mean anything by it, but. By the way, I don't know what it's called. I think it's called that, though. I think it is Room Springer. That seems right. I don't know.

I thought it was just called Hell Week, but maybe that's football. Is that called Hell Week? Yeah, Hell Week's football. That's like when you're gearing up to... Doing like two-a-days? Yeah, you're there the whole day. Blake, in the future, just take a moment before you say stuff. Hell Week? Bro. No, sir, I don't like it. All right. All right.

All right. The Ashland, baby. We got the pod sauce flowing. Oh, I think Ashland sent me some seltzer, but I'm in New York City, so somebody reached out. Hell yeah, baby. Well, I don't know if it was either Blake or myself. We own such a small part of the company. It's hard for us to even get six packs. There's going to be a can in my mailbox. Yeah. You're lucky if you got a hat, buddy. If you're in Southern California, go grab yourself some Ashland hard seltzer.

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Guys, so I don't know if you know or not, but the Grammy nominations have been announced, okay? Didn't know. Didn't know. Couldn't care less. Heard about it. That's okay. That's all right. And that's music? That is music. That is music. But what I want to do... None of us are really involved with music besides our friends from another realm, the Wizards, Purple Magic. Right. That's true. That is true. They are heavily involved, and they do need to come back at some point. People want it. Okay. Well, I heard they're tired. What I want to do...

is put down a bet for the best song of the year. Okay? And basically... According to the Grammys. According to the Grammys. Allegedly, Blake. First of all, Blake...

You're the only one that has a true pulse on the new songs, I feel. I, okay, but I'm going to lean the bet your way. Basically what I'm saying is- Do you have the list? Is Green Day's Time of Your Life up for best song? That's an old song. All I'm saying is right now, because in my mind, I don't know, you guys have definitely heard Dua Lipa's song Don't Start Now, right? Yeah.

Do not know. I have no idea what you're talking about. Can I play? It's basically one of the three greatest songs of all time. Can I play a snippet of it? Sure, go ahead. You say Dua Lipa, I jump in the air. So Blake, hang on. Because I don't think we could just play a Dua Lipa song. We can play up to 15 seconds and then I have to cut it. But you will know what it is. I'm going to play it right now. You're going to know what it is. My man did his legal shit. Okay. All right.

You guys know this one, right? You guys know this one, right? Yeah.

Okay. This is Dua Lipa? Yes. This is Don't Start Now. Possibly the greatest songs of all time, in my opinion. All right. We know your opinion. Yeah, that's great. Allegedly. Dude, it's a party starter. If that comes on, you're having a good-ass time. I don't think you're going to remember that song in five years. I don't even remember it right now. Well, you're wrong. It's going to play at my funeral. Okay, but did you see how...

my body moved when Blake played that. I did not, I wasn't prepared for it. He played it and something ignited in me. It sounds like so many other songs right now. It doesn't stand out to me. No, this is timeless. I'm not saying it's bad. It just doesn't. Here's the deal. I'm putting my

balls on the line here okay that song was nominated for best song of the year i'm saying i'll give each of you a hundred dollars if it doesn't win best song wait okay thank you okay great i'll take that again do you know what this is like i thought we were gonna all choose for one but this is just you saying i bet you guys okay no no no kyle

Why are you talking him out of this? He's going to give us $100 if it doesn't win. Yes. What do we have to do if it does? Nothing. You have to give me $100. Do you see what I'm talking about? No. Yes, you have to give me $100 if this song wins. What are the other nominations? Exactly. This is what I'm talking about. Blake makes these fucking bullshit half-assed bets that are not even thought through. Look, there you go. It's Black Parade by Beyonce. No, no, no, no, no, no. Hang on. Blake.

We're doing a podcast. We're not sitting on the back porch drinking beers. Play 10 seconds of the other songs for everyone else at home who's jamming on the pod. Okay. Yeah. If we're going to do this, I want to make a choice. I want to make an informed decision. I just don't want to bet your opinion on

against nothing. Well, the thing is, is I haven't heard any of it. I'm pissed now! I'm pissed now! The thing is, is I haven't even heard any of the other competition. I've only heard that song, and I'm so confident. And that just shows you how divided this country is, guys! Red and blue, black and white. Are you ready for the first 15 seconds of Black Parade by Beyonce? Okay, yeah. Okay. Okay, here it comes. Ooh, a lot of bass.

Yep. Already more interesting. I agree. This does sound like every Beyonce song, though. I fucking love Beyonce. Oh, I'm fucking with this. Okay, wait. Well, that's all you get because that's 10 seconds. I like that. Boy, I thought we got 15. What? We do, but I don't want Beyonce coming for me. Are you kidding me? The Hive coming for him? Yeah. We don't want the Beehive. The aruguloids I don't think could handle the Beehive. True.

This is the only song I'm actually kind of afraid of. Like, the Dua Lipa song for me is like a thing that comes out of the gym that you're like...

fuck this song again all right i guess i'll keep getting ripped i agree oh my gosh anytime it comes on it spurs me into a mood of euphoria i just can't even get enough of it what i just heard was better yes oh my gosh well put your money up i'll put my well i gotta hear the other one yeah i mean that's my front runner right you already think beyonce song is gonna be do a lipa so you already got a hundred bucks

If you're that confident. There's other horses in the race. I want to know what else is there. I might change my fucking opinion, Poirier. All you have to do is beat my song. That's all you have to do is beat my song. What if I think something's going to beat Beyonce? That doesn't matter. That's not here nor there. I know Blake's saying we still want to hear the other songs. The other day.

On Howard Stern, I heard Harry Styles, and I don't know shit about Harry Styles. I always assumed he was just like a pretty boy, boy band guy. And then he was on Howard Stern, and Howard Stern is like sucking his dick. But also, can I say Howard Stern sometimes has bad taste when it comes to certain things? He has the worst taste constantly. And so I was like, I didn't know how to take it. And then Howard...

played a Harry Styles song and it fucking ripped, dude. No, don't tell me it's that watermelon shit. I just listened to that whole album on the Rolling Stone 500 Greatest Albums of All Time. It was good. I liked it a lot. I couldn't tell you the name of the song it was. It was just a song he played. How'd it go?

I'll pull it up. You don't know. No, no, no, no, no. I'm saying like how to go if you can't. You taste like a watermelon. Dude, I'm so bad with music. I don't know any song ever. I just don't know. I wish you were like, I don't know any stuffed things that musicians don't. I don't know anything ever. Stuffed.

Do you guys want me to keep going down the list of these songs? How many are there? There's like eight. Oof. Yes. Eight. Okay. We got an hour to kill. Well, that's a lot. Okay. Here's the next one. This is the one I'm actually afraid of. If I'm being honest. Who is it? This is the one I'm actually afraid of. It's Roddy Ricch. Mm-hmm. I'm guessing you've heard this one. It's a goodie. Oh. It's The Box. Ooh. That's cinematic. Yeah.

Yeah, and the song does rock. Like I said, this is the one I'm afraid of. Come on, man. This is the shit.

Can I just say, speaking as a young Gen Z-er, I might be. You look drunk. How much fucking Z-Quil did you have already? No, no, just three Ashlands. Okay. A young Gen Z-er, that shit slaps, dog. He's fucking drunk. Yes.

And imagine being the dude who made it, and you're like, hang on, let me put this on the song. Okay. Yeah. And it's a hit. Can I give you guys an argument? How often do the Grammys reward the song that slaps? That's not the whole thing. That's not what we're talking about. That song also goes, okay? That goes. You're right. But what I'm saying is- Are you speaking as a young Gen Z-er, Coach? As a young Gen Z-er, that song not only slaps, it also goes. It slaps, it rips, it goes. It rips. It rips.

That's ours now. Yeah, that rips. Okay, here's the next one. I've never heard this song. I probably have, though, if it's nominated for Best Song Ever. Okay. Yeah, no. No. I already hate it. Absolutely not. Whose is that? I'm not into the vocals. Listen who it is, and then you'll probably change your tune. It's Taylor Swift. It's Tay-Tay. Yeah, it's Tay-Tay. You can't just roll that one over like it's not a contender. No.

She's not going to win everything. Yeah, exactly. She's doing some really good stuff from a business standpoint, re-recording all of her songs to get out of the label shadow and all that. That's great, but she's not making hits. You guys better tread lightly with who you guys are talking shit about. They're going to come for you. I'm just saying that she's doing great stuff. I'm still on the Beyonce song. Hey, I'm almost 100% positive. There's not a huge overlap between diehard Tay-Tay Swift fans and

And pod important fans. Dude. You never know. They infiltrate. Yeah. They catch wind. I'm not willing to say that there's not. And also, I saw Taylor Swift at the iHeartRadio Festival like three years ago or something. But I saw her and I never seen her before and didn't know a single song. I was like, I think she's going to, you know, whatever. It's Taylor Swift. And then she rocked. She was truly incredible. And I'm like...

God, I was like, holy shit. She's a superstar. And she's like 5'11 or 5'10. Yeah, I thought she was an LA spark. I remember seeing her at some MTV Awards in person and being like, oh, got it. Cool. Got it. That was also, we have to, I'll post the photo that I have

I presented and I get there and they're like, hey, it's the Art Heart Radio Awards. This is like five years ago. And we have drunk. You have to look cool. What? I've had three Ashlands. Yeah, I'm feeling good, guys. No, I know. You just said I'm at the Art Heart Radio Awards. No. Yeah. Yeah. You're having trouble, but I like it. Hey.

I'm coming for you. It's okay. I'm not having trouble. It's holiday season. I'm succeeding right now. This is the holiday season. It ain't easy. No, it's cool. And I'm at the iHeartRadio Festival, and they were like, yo, we need to just flat iron your hair. You have to look cool for this. And I was like...

Flat iron? I'm like, I guess. I don't know. And this woman convinced me to flat iron my hair. And she flat ironed it before I presented. And then so I look insane. I look different than I've ever looked in my entire life. I might as well throw on eyeliner and sing the Black Parade. You might as well. Dude, MCR. That's a great phase. I'd pay for that. It was a great phase. And I was like...

Way out of pocket. And then they were like, who do you want to introduce? And it was like between Jason Derulo and like Lorde. I'm going to do some Lorde. And I was like, Lorde. And then they were like, okay, you're introducing Lorde. But I never saw anyone say that. I just saw it written. Heard. You never heard it. Never heard Lorde. Have we covered this on the podcast? And it said Lorde.

And I said, Lordy. Were you for real? Yeah. Oh, man. On stage, you said that? No. Chloe caught me right beforehand. And I'm like, I'm introducing Lordy. And she's like, it's Lord. Oh, but you almost did it. So this is back to the guarantee thing. Yeah. They're telling us we have covered this. We have covered this. He's drunk. But he is drunk. This is back to the guarantee. You're just like our dumbest friend. You know what I think?

I think I'm doing, I'm switching stories because Lordy, that was actually at like a Viacom marketing thing. And I did say that. And it was, it was a different band. It was a totally different band. And I'm going to find out. He just left his headphones. He left the room. Actually, I think he's going to throw up. Next song for sure. You want me to play next song? So, so you don't think Adam needs to hear it? No, it's over. Okay.

Okay, so this is... This song always gets stuck in my fucking dome. Okay, so you're aware of this. This is a Post Malone, Circles. Okay. This song's good.

It's a good song. That's it. Yeah, that's it. That's 15 seconds. Yeah. You know, very early on in our fame. I feel like Post Malone reached out to me on Twitter and I was kind of like, yeah, I don't I don't know. I just but I wish I could take our fame or his fame and his fame, his fame. Right. He reached out like, what's up? Everybody used to hit me up and say, like, you look exactly like Post Malone. You look like Post Malone. So I avoided his career for the longest fucking time.

Why? You're like, oh, I guess I'm hot as fuck, dude. That's what they're saying. I just don't like being compared to anybody else. But then, like two years ago, two or three years ago, I fucking throw on some postie and I was like, this dude is fucking good, man. Kyle, I have a serious question. Is your worst fear to be...

Oh, that's a great question. I do enjoy being original. Yeah, it's kind of a reoccurring theme. Weird for weird's sake. That's not the question. I don't think that's my worst fear, but I do think you've hit a very truthful vein in my body.

When people were like, oh, you look like a fucking fat Post Malone or you look like an ugly Post Malone. I was like, you know, first of all. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're way hotter. No, no, no, no. But you said that they were saying that you look like him. And now you said they were saying you look like a fat or ugly. Yes. Yes.

Hold up. Let me protect my guy right here. Thank you. You might be fatter, but you're way more handsome than Post Malone. Post Malone. No, I think he's hot. No, Post Malone looks like he's... You know when you put pantyhose on your face to go rob a bank? Sure. That motherfucker's got some Playtex over his face. Because I...

His whole face looks like it's getting pulled back. That is actually so true. Yeah, that's a good burn. I think Kyle's got that weird, he's got that weird hot. I see him with a beer and like a ciggy in his hand and I'm like, that fucking reminds me of me, dude. I really do want to meet this guy one day. Well, what's cool is like when Kyle looks at you with that one good eye, you really melt, you know? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah.

If there were two, it'd be a game over situation. Yeah, if it was two, it'd be lights out. Okay, so I just, can I finish the end of my story? Because I went and got... You finished another drink? What was the story? The story was, at the iHeartRadio, I said... Oh, lordy, lordy, I'm over 40. It was Bastille...

The band Bastille. Yeah, and I said, yeah, I'm about to introduce – it was like minutes before – it was in a basketball stadium. There's 20,000 people there. It's also live to millions. And I was like, yeah, I'm about to introduce Bastille. Have we covered this? And Chloe was like, no, we covered the Lordy Lordy.

Dude, how do you get that wrong? How do you think it's Bastille? Yeah, isn't that a... I was about to sound just as dumb being like, isn't that a city in France? It's a French word. He took German in high school. I got your back, dude. He didn't know. Okay, all right. I just took German. I didn't know. I didn't know.

No. All right. And also, also... Is your name Blakey? If I said Basile, I'd be confident in the fact that I got that wrong in front of all those people, and that is how it is. And they had to come out to Basile. And my bad. I cannot criticize because we did those, like, video game awards that one time. We kept calling Bethesda, like...

every other word except for Bethesda. It was like Beth. We didn't know how to pronounce Bethesda. Beth-a-da-da. Do you remember when we introduced whatever that game was and I said it's like something like Steve Spielberg and Albert Hitchcock? Yeah.

Yes, I have that on video. But I meant to do that. That was my whole M.O., was to fuck him up. You were like, Albert Hitchcock and... You slammed them. Steve King. Steve King and Albert Hitchcock. We covered Bastille as well. We covered Bastille as well. Yeah, I knew it. We're repeating stories. Piss now! Piss now!

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So Circles is close to Beyonce for me. For you. For me right now. I'm not sure what my... Okay, well then you better put 100 on the line. I'll put 100 on the line once I know what the fuck my choice is.

you've already said that you beat my song twice this is gonna evolve into what who wins because we're all gonna have difference blake is taking his song versus the field so if you've already picked one that's better you pick the field it doesn't matter well we'll have to do a fucking one up on yeah if you guys want i didn't really want to hear all these dumb ass songs but whatever do a leap up for but i want to hear the songs because i'm 40 years old almost and i don't know shit

uh admittedly i think dualipa is the new hot shit i think this is her year thank you so i already like this better who is this billy eilish this is me i wish it was fucking sick too well we only got two more seconds i know that track really took us on a slow slow ride that's some beautiful keys we only played 13 seconds so i get i'm gonna do two seconds right in the middle of the song

They called me weak. I like it. Feeling it. I'm not even a fan and I'm on board. That sounded classic Irish right there. She actually does have some hot tracks. I am down for her. They called me weak. I'm a bad guy.

Dude, Adam, stop. I'm getting chugged. I'm down with Eilish too. It's her and her brother, right? Her brother makes all of her beats, and I think they were like homeschooled. Yes. Yeah. The future. They're the future. It's just the most insulated development where it's just like me, my brother, we were homeschooled. We made these fucking songs that are totally different. Hey, and it popped. Yep. What else did they do? To make a song that crazy, what else did you do? What's up? What are you alluding to? What?

What are you insinuating? Are you saying they boinked? What are you saying? Okay, next song. What are you alleging? You said alleging. I know. This shit is dope. This is H-E-R. This is like modern Sade. It feels throwback.

Hold up. I was about to rap. Oh, forget it. Okay. Oh, Ders is about to rap. No, freestyle is. I guess. No, I guess we can't. Freestyle it, Dersy. We have to clear some beats if Ders is going to freestyle. Wait, did you fill that drink up on Ders? Yeah, Dersy, how come it's the same level this entire time? Are you going to drink that drink? What's going on? Goon-yay! Oh, I thought so. Yeah, too. My boy's drunk. Goon-yay! Goddamn. He ordered two for the pod. Yeah.

Yeah, we're having fun, man. I'm loving this. Hell yeah. We got some drunk assholes. Yeah, me and Adam are drunk and... Drunk assholes. It's holiday season, baby. Okay, hey, relax, bitch. It's cool. It's cool, y'all. Put the guns away, man. Just be cool, bitch. I was doing a callback, player. It's just a... That was a comedic callback, y'all.

I feel like you're judging us, and it's a little whack, admittedly. All right, well, come at me then. I'm not coming at you. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, I'm just over here having fun, not coming at you. Well, don't fucking backhand some shit. Just come at me. You know what I mean? I'm not. I'm saying you called us drunk assholes a second ago. I'm saying we're not being assholes. Give me the callback. No, I'm going to take the high road.

Thank you, Anders. Michelle Obama, I'm going to take the high road. No, I'm taking the high road. All right, can I play the last song? Yeah, we, Adam, you and I, we're both taking the high road. We're on the high road. You're not. How am I not taking the high road? I'm taking the high road, brother. Smoke weed every day. That's very funny. High road. You guys got a favorite Nate Dogg song? Nobody. Nobody.

Does it bad? Although, you know what? What was the Eminem song where he raps on it? Eminem and Nate Dogg? I don't know. Is that the song? Do you guys want to hear the last Grammy nominated song? Let's hear the Grammy. You want the Grammy? I want the Grammy. Okay, this is by J.P. Sack and Julia. Oh, who? I don't know.

okay and that's that one dude this is dope librarian shit yo that was like librarian shit so those are them all right i'm sorry we you can go a little longer i just was being funny oh this is what mr rogers fucks dude okay oh shit this on some like frank ocean wannabe yeah who is that that's jp saxton

And Julia Michaels, which is... No, I fuck with that. You know what, though? That's a sound. That's a sound. That sounds like that dude whose name is like Frankie Orange County or whatever. Johnny O.C. Rex Orange County. Yeah, it's like the same kind of like...

Right? Am I crazy or am I just 39? That kind of sounded a little Frank Ocean to me, to be honest. But they, I mean, they're all cribbing from him. Sure, sure. He is the father. I heard some Channel Orange in there. Yeah. Okay, okay. You heard some what? Some Channel Orange.

Sure. Sure. Isn't that Frank Ocean's album? One of his albums? I like that album. Yeah. Yeah. You said it. Absolutely. It's a great album. It's a great album. Well, you're looking at me like I didn't make any sense. So I'm like just nervous. Look, I'm all flush. I'm like nervous. Why don't you cry about it? You don't have to be nervous around us, Kyle. We're your friends. Well, you know, I don't know what kind of stuff I'm going to get from y'all.

You're lucky if you get it. So here's the deal. I will say that I have wavered quite a bit after hearing the competition because –

I had not heard those songs before, and there are a lot of really good songs, but I'm still willing to pay you $100. Can you play Dua Lipa again, or have we already done it? I am going to go ahead and admit that I haven't heard the Dua Lipa song, and I know nothing about this artist. So when you just heard it, that was the first time? First time. And it didn't ignite your soul the way it just did...

For me. Yeah, it didn't make you want to just... Because I was ready to dance. Jump out of your skin and have the best time of your life. Okay, looks like we can play it again. Yes, you can play again, but we may need to cut out the second playback.

Oh, that's fine. Okay, that's all right. So, hey, we're going to play it right now, and we might need to cut that out, and you'll just hear our reactions. Play it, Mikey. Do you want me to play it from the beginning, or do you want to play it from the middle, sort of? Hey, man. It's your song. Whatever you want. It's your favorite. Yeah, okay. It's your pick. It's your dumb song. What? This is the part I hate. This is the fucking jam. No, this sounds like every other song. When it goes in the other hook, that's it.

Then it's okay. It's kind of whack, dude. Okay. You know that song goes. No, no, no, no, no. Hold on. I don't think that goes. What's the blonde girl from like 10 years ago who was like, tick tock, don't stop. It's the same shit. Exactly. It's too pop. And by the way, that is the fucking jam. Was it Kesha? Was it Kesha? Kesha. The Kesha song goes. I won't argue. They're saying it slaps now.

Does it slap or does it go? It goes. It goes, it slaps, it bangs, it does it all. That Kesha song? Cooks.

Oh, no. I feel people say that. It cooks. Yeah, I've heard cook. With a Z? No, I haven't heard it with a Z. I said cougs. Oh, coug. I like that. That shit cougs. Yeah, that shit cougs. I like that. That's tight. That actually works. That shit is fine dining. So are you guys willing to go in on this bet against me? I have heard that song before, and that's what tells me it's not going to win because it took me two times to remember that I've heard it. The song is not that great.

Okay. Okay. Okay. I mean, it's fine. I think it gets the party started. She might want to do a leap off a bridge after she loses. I do think she's going to win, but I'm not confident enough to put up 100. What's her story? Win me over with her story, Blake. What's her story? The Grammys don't take that. I don't. Oh, they do. They always cast off screen. They give awards off screen. Of course they do. I don't know her story.

ignorant to the gram. If I'm being honest, I know nothing about this artist. I just know the song. I think it's dope. I know a little bit about her. Her videos are dope. So what's her deal? She looks French. I don't know her background. I just know she's a good artist. I don't know her deal, though.

She's got it all. Okay. Great videos. Good looking. Sings great. What do you mean she's got it all? Videos? Where are videos playing anymore? The internet. You can find them on Quibi, man. Come on. Vivo, dog. I think Blake just has a little bit of a chub for this girl and he's fine.

Fallen in love. Dua Lipa's very pretty. Okay, so she's from London. She's from Westminster. Yeah, look at that. London, mate. She's Albanian? Okay. So to push this along, I'm definitely fucking...

I'm going to say that I'll take your $100 bet against Dua Lipa. Okay. Excellent. But I'm not sure exactly who's going to win. My choices are. You don't have to know. The Beyonce song. 10 seconds. I was like. I don't know because I actually like circles. No, no, no. But Beyonce's won too often. She's been winning. So I think they're going to give it to Dua Lipa. Hey, Blake, I'm with you. I got $100 on it, bud. Okay.

Okay. So, okay. Well, wait. What does this do to the bet? I'm sorry. Was that the bet he offered? Wait, yeah. Are you saying you're joining my team? I'm joining your bet. That's not the deal. Oh, hey. Then I'm out. Do you want to go against me? So, no, you don't. Hey, I'm not going against you because I think... Okay. Hey, that ignited something within me, that song. Okay. Yes. That the other songs didn't ignite. When you played that song... Uh-huh.

Oh, boy. Something happened. I felt it. I was ready to dance. I was shaking. You saw my body move. Put your car keys on the table. That's my boy. I think my favorite song is Circles. I want to hear the Beyonce song, but I kind of think that that fucking JP Saxx song might fucking take it. I don't know anything about it, but like...

That shit buzzed my ears, man. Yeah, that's not winning. That's not winning. I don't know. So you got buzzed. Hang on a second. Do you guys like buzz the ears more than you like that's fine dining?

No, JP Sachs was fine dining. That's for real. That was fine dining. I like to say that's frozen pizza because it's so cool. That ain't frozen pizza, dude. Because it's so what? It's so cool. Oh. Well, you warm up the frozen pizza. You don't just eat it cold. Right. Yeah, but it's frozen. But do you buy it frozen? No, I say that's frozen pizza. Sure, I get it. I know, but you don't eat it frozen. You don't eat it frozen. Do you eat it frozen? But is it ice, though? No.

No, it's nice. Why don't you be like, that shit's ice cream. Hey, guys. You have no power over me. All right, leave me alone. Just leave me alone, all right? You got no power over me. Oh, my gosh. This dude's coming at me with some hoggle. Yeah, you could say, like, that shit's a Slurpee. It's better than frozen pizza. Because frozen pizza is not good unless it's hot. That shit's a Slurpee.

There's so many fucking... Kung Nei! There's so many things from Labyrinth that I need to have on that soundboard. With, like, well, laugh. How is that? Okay, I'll say next episode I'll have a full Labyrinth board, okay? You say that word so often.

Blake, I feel like you really need to just have themed boards. That's what I think you need. Yeah, I think that will make it very fun is to have a little theme board. I have been kicking that around. And are you getting a great response from the boards? Sarah! I'm seeing in the comments a lot of people are positive about the boards, so I'm feeling good about it. Ders is drunk now. Ders is drunk. I'm getting some...

hate for the board sure sure sure and guess what i disagree okay we're bored all the way i'm team bored they said no sir i don't like it yeah bored teenagers yeah there we go we got my bored teenagers we got kyle's arugaloids the onders league of assholes and adam the adam idiots the guaranty guar army

I love it, man. We're starting. League of Extraordinary Assholes is kind of tight. Is that for me? Yeah, that's for you. Hey, guys, join up. And gals. Yeah, anybody. Anyone's invited. Durs and Kyle are going to owe me $100. Adam's out of the bet when Grammy Day shows up.

I feel bad that Adam can't come in on the bet with you. I know. Because I feel like I could be like, you know what, Adam? Go ahead. Throw $100 with Blake, and I'll put $200 down and say that that shit is going to fucking not win. That's not it. That raises the stakes. That's good radio. Oh, my God. You guys, I'm so sorry you have to listen to this.

The show's over, man. I'm trying to wrap it up. Goddamn. I'm just saying. Well, what if I bet $100 to Kyle and you bet $100 to Blake or something? Sure. What's up with that? Can I be part of this bet? That's what I'm trying to do. I'm trying to bring you in. I feel like we're a squad. And Blake's saying that I'm in the bet. Dirk's in the bet. Blake's in the bet. But Adam got to sit it out.

I don't want to sit at home. I'd like to be part of the family. You want to take the field or you want to take... Yeah, that's what I'm trying to... I got your back, homeboy. Thank you. So now we have to figure it out.

It's a guarantee that I'd love to be part of that. If Dua Lipa wins the Grammy, you owe Adam $100 and you owe me $100. If she doesn't win, we owe you guys $100 each. See, so the stakes were just raised for me and Anders, for all of you keeping track on this bet. What, because he's paying out $100 and we're paying out? $200. We have the chance. It's now become a $200 bet for me and you. What about Adam? Where's Adam at? No, because you're paying out to... You're getting $100 from...

Either of them. Wait, how is this going to fucking work? Wait, how is it? Okay, hang on. Let's split the bet down the middle. What's the bet? Adam's joining Blake. Right. And Dua Lipa wins. We pay them $200. When Dua Lipa loses, they pay us $200. But they should have to pay each of us $200. No.

No, Kyle, are you drunk? No. I'm the only one not drunk on this fucking pod. Are you drunk? Well, you're acting like a goddamn drunk. I don't think that works. I don't think that raises the stakes for me, right? I'm pissed now. You know what I mean? Guess what, you gambling addict? We don't need to raise the stakes. The stakes are the stakes. Can't you just be happy with the stakes? No.

the omaha omaha steak which is my thanksgiving dinner is sponsored by my freezer right now i'm very excited about it so okay just all right so are there any callbacks take backs or apologies guys i'm down for whatever whatever man my wallet's open for you gentlemen i want to apologize to everyone listening for this podcast it was off the rails from the jump but guess what that

That's kind of the fucking deal. Oh, a little mission statement from Will said. Yes. That was kind of the deal. It's not always going to be polished. Yeah. Rehearsed. You've always been the wordsmith of our crew. What else? Polished and rehearsed. Okay. It was pretty much this podcast was pretty much frozen pizza. There we go. Cool as fuck.

Yeah, that being said, cool as fuck. Yeah, delicious when heated. I would love to give a compliment to all the Grammy nominees. A special shout out to Power Trip, R.I.P. Riley, Thundercat, Flying Lotus. Two of the best guys. Congratulations. Grammy's 2021, tune in. Big stuff. Big stuff for them. What are you going to do on Grammy night?

Do you watch or do you just kind of watch Twitter and see what happens? I definitely tweet along. Let's all tweet along for these Grammys. But do you actually watch?

Do you actually watch? If we're still quarantining, I will be glued to that television. Hey, it's a guarantee you're going to be quarantining. Okay, then I'll be there. It's a guarantee. You're cheating! It's take-backs and compliments and all that shit? It's take-backs and apologies, and then we let you put compliments on there. I have zero apologies. Take-backs, compliments, and apologies. Zero apologies, zero compliments. What's the other one?

I'm not going to tell you. Take backs and apologies or compliments. Your sober brain gets some memory in here. Zero compliments, zero apologies. Kyle, you should apologize to me for coming after me right from the jump. You really went at me at the beginning. I don't think I deserved it. What do you mean?

I'm pissed now. I'm pissed now. Run the tape back. You were coming at me. You were putting words in my mouth. I was not coming at you. I think, hey, we'll roll the tape back. I think a lot of people are going to be like, whoa, this is really embarrassing for Kyle. He was like a real dick out the gate. Adam was kind of wearing his heart on the sleeve. He was telling some stories about how he was dumb and –

Well... Yeah, is that endearing? Do people like that? Yeah, they do. Because I'm not afraid to admit that I sometimes put my foot in my mouth. And you were coming at me a little bit. I think you guys were coming at each other. You guys were coming at each other. You were docking. Here's what it is. I'll take back something from last episode. Oh. Last episode that we recorded? Yeah, the last episode that we recorded. Because you were giving a compliment to...

the aruguloids for standing by me and I kind of took that as like, hey, this motherfucker is stepping in and taking my aruguloids from me. Yeah, he's taking your fans. Yeah, and I felt that way. But when I thought about it over the last four days, I definitely was like...

been like dude dude let it go bro you gotta let it go you gotta get a fucking another hobby no i know i hold these things i hold these things and i gotta and i'm i apologize for that i take that's what was bugging you when we started off the podcast i take it back and i also apologize and i'm gonna compliment you for making my fans our fans because without all of our fans

This podcast will not survive. Yes, it wouldn't work. Okay, and thank you, Kyle. And I want to thank you for being the bigger man. And I would like... And taking the higher road. Way bigger. Much, much, much, much, much, much bigger. Wider. Yep, could squash you. Yeah, I'm a denser man. You know what's crazy? You guys are gearing up, and it's on the eve of Thanksgiving. That cannot be a coincidence.

It's this time of the year. Yep. Because you guys have fist fought like two or three Thanksgivings. You guys have fist fought. Yeah. Thanksgiving is when Kyle and I really, for whatever, the moon hangs low for us and we got to howl at it, baby. It's when the night is night for too long. We go at each other. Yeah. Yeah.

That's when I'm pissing in a bush next to his childhood friend. Also, I've been friends with them for years at this point and his roommate for years. And then all of a sudden he shoves me and he's like, you're pissing too close to my friend. That's the time of year it is. No, but the best part was he was puking and I was like, you're pissing too close to where my friend's trying to puke.

Oh, sure. But I was the one who started pissing first, and he came up next to me and started to puke. I'm a defender, you know? I defended your DVDs. Yeah, but when that happens... I did this stuff to Durs. It's like, I just do it. I choose these sides, and I get angry at one of them. You know what I mean? Okay.

It's tough to find the compromise sometimes, you know? Especially in my drunk brain and now, you know, I don't drink no more. And on that note, this is important. I think we're done with that take back or apology or whatever that was.

Hey, but also, Durs and Blake, that field is still open. Yeah, honestly, they didn't do anything. You didn't do anything. I did. I complimented all the Grammy winners. Yeah, I got through it. You guys have been rambling like some fucking lunatics. I was the first one to say I apologize to the guests. Oh, you apologize to the guests. I complimented the Grammy winners. You've already blacked out.

Blake, you do that all the time, by the way. Let's just talk about it now because, Blake, you always throw shit out to the world. You don't throw shit in the circle. You know what I mean? I don't want to talk to you guys anymore. I want to go to bed with my mom. I'm at my mom's house. Please end this podcast. Let me go. Off the rails. Yo, this shit right here is fine dining. Hey, guys. This is important. This is important.

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