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Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about... I'm not wet at this point. Nothing's wet. I'm just butt naked and I don't know where my pants are. You put the chips on the sandwich, dude. Donnie D on the backup. Drug free so put the crack up.

Here we go. Start your engines. Ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing, ringing.

I just want to party. And a damn thing change. I'll get it now. Oh, look at us this week. A bunch of hot boys. Dude, I put some hot boys. This is so embarrassing. I'm wearing the exact same thing as last week. Oh, you sicko. You don't. You're in sicko mode. And I'm having some beef jerky, guys. Naked grandma, boys. Okay, for everybody listening, Ders just took a bite of a beef stick and Adam has a naked grandma.

Dude, where'd you get that? Whoa. You know, this is an audio medium, but I like to do visual bits. Yeah. You know? Someone gave it to me during our sick-ass live tour. Oh, shit. Embroidered real high. Here we go. They did go a little high with the embroidery. Yeah. It's almost kind of hard to see when you're just wearing the hat. Yeah, it's kind of over the top of his head. Yeah, you got to go... It's kind of...

Maybe they made a bunch of them and you got the first one. It's certainly over back for sure. Right in there. It says Naked Grandma, though, which I thought, hey, fun merch. I feel maybe we get some Naked Grandma hats. That being said, I haven't worn it out and about a lot. Yeah, sure. Naked Grandma! Because I don't want people to be like, naked, why? Why Naked Grandma? And then I'd have to be like, it's a podcast. I do a podcast. That shit's important. Well, yeah. Well, it

embrace it and they go and what is it on the pocket and you go well so what we do is we say is that's a naked grandma they go i don't understand you go okay well have you ever watched family feud okay do you know the what pap thing where it was like a surfer and they just start walking away yeah yeah they immediately they they tell me i could no longer eat at this restaurant right they're like actually uh i'm sorry but you have to leave this

Carl's Jr. We're out. Here's your footlong spicy Italian, sir. You can leave now. And here's your footlong cookie and footlong pretzel and footlong churro as well. That's right. They do footlong cookies now. They do do footlong cookies, which is weird. And I like, what do they call it? They do footlong cookies and footlong churros and they call it like the snack pack. And you're like, you have to, and in the commercial, it's like, you have to have a snack pack or something like that. And you're like, no, you don't. You don't.

have to have a footlong cookie to go along with your Subway sandwich. Goodbye. You don't need a footlong cookie. You don't. Most of America does. I never had a footlong sandwich in years. I gave up. I thought you were about to say something else because I know you've had a footlong. I've never had a footlong. I've never had a Drake. It's so much food. I don't know how we got tricked into like

A foot long sandwich is so much food. You need another four inches. Yeah. If you're a bitch, dude. Yeah. I could eat a foot long of everything, man. A foot isn't that big if you ask me. I'm saying I can, but I never feel like I did the right thing after eating a foot long sandwich. If I eat a half a foot long, what is that?

five, six inches? Yeah, I do feel that's six inches. Yeah. I'm like, perfect. That was great. Not, I, I'm like, you need another four inches. As soon as I'm done. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Sorry. Yeah, I feel like, is it Jimmy John's that gives you the option of like six, nine, or 12? It's, they give you that nine. Six, nine, 12. Oh, man.

they give you that like in between where you're like, you know what? I just six inch or sometimes doesn't get the job done. Then you got it. Then you got to go chips. A Jersey Mike's.

Well, then, yeah, I go chips. But I go chips with a foot long anyway. I go the boots with the burn. I don't see. I don't like chips. You don't like chips or you don't like chips with a foot long? What the hell? Well, I don't. It's always just like, I guess if I'm going to get the six inch, I'm going to need a little more food. Okay. So I'll get chips. I can't stop eating.

But the nine-incher is the perfect amount of food that I don't need the chips. I don't need the chips. Okay. It's not that I don't want more food. I want different food. So if I get a six-inch or a Jersey Mike's, I go mini. Okay. And I just get a bag of chips for different food. Hot, hot, hot, hot. Dude, you guys are skipping over the most important thing about chips at a sandwich shop.

You put the chips on the sandwich, dude. That fucking makes the sandwich the sandwich. No, that technically does not make the sandwich the sandwich. Well, it makes it like a pool sandwich, and that shit is the best kind of sandwich. Admittedly, I like that. I'm with you on that one. That to me is wikiwawa. I got Cisco on my team. Do you have that? Oh, from last week. That's right. Yeah, from last week. Do you have that on the board yet? Go ahead and hit it now.

I can. Yeah. Go ahead and drop that. Wiki. Wow. Wow. Okay. Hold on. Let me see. Yeah. Cause we're going. No. Damn it. No. Here it is. Ready? Oh,

Our podcast is like Groundhog Day, baby. The people just keep coming back. Dude, I love it. It seems like we did that just minutes ago. I will say it puts you in a great mood. It feels good. Hot, hot, hot, hot. Is Will going to start? Because, you know, Will, I feel like now he's doing like bad. You're talking Smith? Will Smith. Wow.

Wow, dude. He's doing bad YouTube videos where he seems like he's trying to act like he's a 20-year-old or something. Okay. Like he's doing like- It comes to us all. Like TikTok-y, sort of like, I'm doing the trend type thing. Right. Which is not- I did an ice bucket challenge yesterday. Yes.

Wait, yesterday you did what? Did you challenge us? You guys got called out. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. There's a challenge waiting for you. Oh, shit. The Ice Bucket Challenge from like four years ago, five years ago. Damn. Yeah. Maybe even longer. Maybe even longer. Eight years ago. It could be longer. Oh, shit. The beer's on ice. The bucket's on ice, baby. Yeah. We got to start a new one. The Scorpion Bucket Challenge. Okay.

- You just pour a few scorpions? - Okay. - Yeah, dude, it's a little edgier. - For stiff person syndrome. - Hey, do you wanna beat stiff person syndrome? Do you like Celine Dion and do you want her to continue singing? Fucking pour this bucket of scorpions on your skull, you bitch. - I do love that someone does that and they're like, "I tried." - And I'm calling on John Cena, The Rock,

And Steve Guttenberg. And Sisko. Just hanging off your eyelid. John Cena, The Rock, and Sisko. And Sisko. Scorpion's in my shirt. It's in my shirt. God damn it. I think he's down. That's the boo box, baby, from Hook. You remember that? Oh, that's bad memories for you, right? No, it's not a bad memory. It's just formative. You don't like the movie Hook, which is...

It's okay. You don't have to know why. I got a new watch. I actually went to Vegas right before the Super Bowl. Oh, I saw. Hello. Got a new watch. Yes, sir. Tracked it down. The Rolexes are so hard to find that you have to buy a fucking plane ticket, travel somewhere to get it from somewhere else. A dealer? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, because I don't have a hookup in the great city of Los Angeles. And if you're listening at home, Adam just held up his wrist. He's got what is known popularly as a Batman GMT. Yeah, the blue and black. I'm a fancy bitch, you guys. A lot of people don't realize. You look at me and you're like, that guy's not fancy. I do want to run the tape back when you were like, I'm not a Rolex guy. Remember that? Yeah. And what are you now, just for clarification? I'm a Rolex guy, yeah. I do own three of them now. Yeah!

That's right. Yeah. That's pretty wiki. Wow. You just got your birthday one. Yeah. My wife says it's pretty wiki wiki. Wow. Wow. That I'm buying all these Rolexes when we're having a child.

But that's the balance. A lot of people would say, yeah, you got to ebb and flow. And then you say, I give it to Bo when he graduates preschool. That's what I said. Yeah, that was how I got away with it. I was like, honey, I want to give it to my son when he's old enough to respect it, which will be on my deathbed and he's

He's like 60 years old. Dude, I want to buy a big screen TV. I'm going to give it to our boy. Give it to my son. I got to give it. We need a new TV. I need a monster truck. Adam, I feel the same way. I'm like, I got this watch. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to gift this to my boy. Now I got to get two more. But at the same time, I'm like, so then my kid's just going to be some fucking 24-year-old douchebag with a Rolex on his wrist? You lose. No, you can't.

You absolutely can't give it to them when they're young. No. And that's why I'm like, I'm going to give it to my son. They get it when you die? Yes. Immediately. They kill you for it. But when I'm like so old that if I put a watch as heavy on my Rolex, as a Rolex on my arm, I can't lift my arm. Right. Okay. Because I'm so old and weak. Right. That's what I'm going to gift him, my Rolex. When I'm so old and weak, I can't like...

lift it up because it's too heavy. Or it'll just rip my skin because my skin is so paper thin and soft that it can't handle steel.

All around my wrist. Gotcha, bitch! So that's the age I'm going to give this to my son. But when I was there, dude, I was in the Rolex store. You know who was there? Who? You know who was there? Blow him up. You know who was there? Take a guess, Blake. Owen Wilson. No. Good guess, though. Can I make a guess? Yes. Yes, you can. Did I tell you? No.

Okay. All right. Are they in entertainment? Yeah. Wait, let's do a 20 questions. Yeah. Okay. They are in entertainment. It was, by the way, it was very cool. It was not Cisco. Don't give it up. Anna in the chat was saying Cisco, not Cisco. I wish. Are they in music or film and television?

They were in music. That's a great question. They were in music. And it's not Cisco. And now they are huge in film. Oh, it's Ludacris. It is not Ludacris. Oh, LL Cool J. Good guess, but not LL Cool J. A lot of people would say he's an A-lister. It's a man. He's an A-lister in film. And he was a... Oh, Mark Wahlberg.

There you go. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding,

You guys actually guessed that really quick. Well, you were giving big hints. And was he getting what you got plus hella diamonds? Dude, honestly, yes. That's exactly what he got. I don't know if he was buying that or he was getting it serviced. I couldn't really. Can you walk us through? I feel like this is a very elite thing. I'm like, I don't know this scenario at all. Like, what's going on here? By the way, I've been in...

I've been in dozen Rolex stores just kind of looking at shit. And, you know, and Lex. I mean, I'm looking at shit. I'm not buying dozens. Anyone can walk in the store. Blake, go ahead. You can walk in this. It's just in a mall. I cannot. I guarantee I cannot. I guarantee I would be asked to leave. The guy turns you away. You're good. Yeah. I think you are looking for Quiznos. You're good. You're good. Take your solo. I believe.

There's a Jimmy John's. The football and cookies are that way. You must want it Mike's way. So take your Zona and get the fuck out of here. Are you looking for Mike's way? Because it's that-a-way. It's that-a-way, bitch. Please get out of the store. Mike's way is that-a-way, you bitch. No Lex for you. No Lex. Zone.

So no, I was in the back room, like essentially signing the paperwork to buy the watch. The back room is where they bring you to give you the watch that they don't want anyone in the front to see that they actually do have. To see that they actually have them in the back. Because they do. And they tell everyone they don't. They do have them. They say they don't. They do. Okay. And they got it for me. And I'm in the back room. And then the guy's like,

There's no one in this store, right? There's literally zero people. And then the guy signing is like, oh, Mark Wahlberg is in the store. Are you friends with him? And I go, I've never met Mark Wahlberg. And he's like, well, he's out here. Would you like to meet him? He's a nice guy. And I'm like, yeah. Sure. And I go out. And whether he was lying or not, he goes, oh, man. Oh, yeah. There you go. He's like, I know you. I'm a big fan. And I'm like, sure. Yeah.

Say hi to your mother for me. Totally, dude. And he was a very nice guy, but had this watch that I didn't see exactly what watch it was, but it was covered in diamonds. Wow. One more time. Covered in diamonds. I don't like it.

Okay. I'll say it. Not for me. That's not for me. I think Mark Wahlberg can pull it off. He's a guy that you would expect to be covered in diamonds. Sure. It wouldn't look good on me. And I said in the past, I'm not a Rolex guy. I was just going to say. No!

Fast forward three years when you're like, yeah, it's a little diamondy. Okay, it's a lot of diamondy. I'm a diamond guy now. I'm kind of a diamond guy. Cut to three years after that. I'm just soaking in diamonds. I feel like the podcast would have to go really well.

for me to be covered in diamonds. It's up to the fans. We would need to jump in viewers. I will say that. Yeah, I feel like we would have to really level up our podcast game in order for me to be covered in diamonds. But super, super nice game. That's cool. The only Rolexes I'm interested in now, like the couple that I'm like, ooh, those are fucking sick.

They're so expensive. I bet. They're three times the cost of what I have already. That's too much. I have a feeling they're all very expensive. They are, yeah. There's even more extra expensive. There's even more extra expensive. He did say, he's like, oh, I'm a fan. And then he's like, we should work together. But then in the same breath, he goes, not. Psych. He said not. Quietly under his breath, I was like, what? What'd you say? Psych your mind? Not. Psych, bitch. Not.

He goes, we've met before. And I go, no. And then his friend's like, yeah, no, we met. His friend was there. He's with two guys. And his friend goes, no, at some golf club. And he goes, you're a big golfer, right? And I go, no. No.

Oh, he's thinking Santino. No, he's not thinking Santino because I don't look anything like Santino. Sean Astin? I think he might be Sean Astin. No, and then I said, I think you're thinking of just a basic looking white guy. Right. And then they all laughed and they were like, yeah, maybe. And I'm like, oh, he doesn't. He actually doesn't know who I am. So that was my experience with Mark Wahlberg. He said he's a big fan. We got to work together. Yeah.

And then said that we've maybe golfed together. And I definitely haven't. Damn it, dude. Who would he think that you're a big golfer, right? Maybe he thought you're Justin Timberlake. Oh.

Oh, that's cool. And he kind of forgot. Yeah. I look like Justin Timberlake. He's so famous, he doesn't know who Justin Timberlake is or what he looks like. Yeah. Just recently, there was a video of when he went on TRL at the same time as Eminem. And Eminem was like, oh, it's really cool to be here. All of us together feels like we're just one big, happy, funky bunch. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They had beef. And Martin Wahlberg is like...

fuming and he's not he's barely like talking because i think maybe eminem witnesses this is like this is thousand trl days oh okay the good old days oh so he was he was shitting on mark walbert for being in the funky bunch kind of yeah i mean it was like a sly a sly little dig and he'd already probably rapped about how whack white rappers were before him kind of thing yeah i think there was some

prior beef and then it was on the screen and then eminem took that little jab but mark is not in a mood on trl either he's just there like not having fun at all yeah promoting fear or something blake's favorite movie i wonder what he was that's sick yeah that movie that movie rocks yeah that being said it does it does rule uh i'm in the house i feel i feel like he has to know that the funky bunch

isn't cool like it wasn't like a cool thing it was like he was just him breaking into the industry right and then now he does i would argue i mean maybe they are cool donnie d was on backup drug free so put the crack up i'm i just google imaged the funky bunch and they're pretty cool looking yeah well they're wearing a lot of cross colors pretty funky

Okay. Yeah, they look pretty funky. What was their main hit? The Funky Bonetrations. Good Vibrations, right? Oh, yeah. Good Vibrations. I mean, it fucking cooks. Good song. Yeah, these guys. Like Sun Kiss. Many want to know who done this. Marky Mark, and I'm here to move you. Rhymes to groove to, and I'm here to prove to you. Damn. Okay. All right. Had it. Had it in the vault. Had it in the vault. I had like a slow, like...

Have you seen her? MC Hammer type slow join. Yeah. What was their song where Mark Wahlberg fucked a chair? I feel like that in my little kid brain. I just remember Mark Wahlberg fucking a chair. Right. And then my parents being like, maybe you don't watch this on MTV because Mark Wahlberg's fucking a chair. And then pointing to the camera and saying, I wish this was you. Yeah.

Yeah. And then he's pointing at a camera and goes, I've golfed with you. And I'm like, what? See you on the links. Fuck. We did? I don't remember that. There's one called Wild Side. Do you think that's it? Oh, yeah. This is where Sam will take a walk on the wild side. Will you play 15 seconds of that? But the best part, Blake, don't. Oh.

I'm going to skip ahead. Tribe already sampled it, but okay. Ooh. I mean, it sounds sexy. We're going to have to revisit. Yeah. You know what? I take it back.

They are cool. They're your favorite. The name might have been a little whack. The Funky Bunch. Yeah, but Funky was cool. Bunch? That's rough. Bunch is weird. To call yourself a bunch is... Because what other bunches are there besides Brady Bunch? Bananas. Yeah. Banana Bunches. You're thinking of Banana Bunches and Brady Bunches. Absolutely. You got to go... What is the Funky Crew? Funky Crew. I feel crew.

Funky Squad. Funky Few. Yeah. Oh, Funky Squad. Funky Unit. Funky Boys. Funky Boys. Well, Funky Boys would have been a better. Funky Dudes. Funky Buttlovens. Funky Buttlovens. Is that on the board? Now that's a good band. It was. You know what? We might need to bring it back today. The Funky Buttlovens. Yeah. What else could it be? It could be Marky Mark and the...

Oh, fuck. Fuck you. I cannot find this thing. Dude, have a fucking ZOA and get your shit together. Marky Mark and the Funky Buttlevin would be so funny if he pitched that to the group, to his crew. To the bunch. From Rookie of the Year. To the bunch. He's like, hey, I'm thinking we could change it from Bunch to the Buttlevin. Yeah.

Mark. Marky Rowan Gardner and the Funky Butt Lovers. Hosen Gardner. God, where the hell is it? I cannot find it. Boy, you got to clean up that board, buddy. You got to clean up that board. That's a great sighting. Great interaction. Yeah, man. That's cool. Yeah, that's a big one. That's a big one. You know, because we run into... Funky Butt!

I feel like you don't run into that level. There you go. Mark your mark. You don't run into that level of celebrity very often. Yeah, that's huge. Because he's out in the wild. He's way up there. Out in the wild. Not at a big party where you kind of expect to see some real famous people. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like if you sat in a Rolex store all day, you might bump into some A-listers. I don't know how often you think. Yeah, in Los Angeles or Vegas, maybe. Yeah.

And is that what you did, Adam? I think what Blake's getting to is he wants to know how long he sat in that store. Adam, were you working security? Were you working the door? Dude, I went and sat there all day. Congratulations on your purchase, sir. You can leave now.

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Dude, it was a very fun alone trip. I feel like I've never done this. I flew to Vegas at 9.30 a.m. Okay. Baller. Got a Jack and Coke at 9.30 a.m. because I'm going to Vegas. Land. I'm there an hour early. The woman who runs the store was the one who wanted to give me the watch. I'm drunk now. She was not there. So then I went to the Aria Casino.

Okay. Sat there. I'm waiting to buy a watch. I was drinking a beer watching NBA Today, and then these guys recognized me. I took shots with these guys. I was intoxicated. Then go into the Vegas store. To Rolex. They poured me whiskey. I had like three whiskeys. Then I meet Mark Wahlberg. I'm still going to send it. Then I eat a cheeseburger, drink another beer.

and fly home. Wait, were you like, fuck it, I'm getting two watches. I want two watches. Give me you. And they're like, you get the one. You got one and you're going to like it. You get the one. But it was a very fun just self-trip. I was with no one. Sometimes it's nice. I ran into Bob Mennery. Oh, dear. The guy with the voice. How was he? How was that? He was fine. Is he back on that podcast now? I don't understand. Is he promoting it again? I don't know.

I have no idea about his lifestyle, but nice guy. Ran into him and then ran into Mark Wahlberg and called it a trip. Was home by 4 p.m. Was at my house at 4 p.m. Damn. What time did you fly out in the morning? 9.30. That's not bad. Because you're a jet setter and you need a GMT if you're a jet setter. Yeah, that was a quick turnaround. I was like, dang. And it made me go like...

why am I not in Vegas often? Right. On jaunts. On just quick jaunts. Yeah. Why don't I just go like,

Like, you wake up in the morning, you go, I want to play blackjack. Go there. Yeah. Play blackjack. Come on. You just go to commerce, don't you? Isn't that where we could find you? Right. No, that's sad. That's sad. You don't go there. Yeah, commerce is not cool. It's too bright. I think commerce is just for real gamers. Yeah. If you're really into playing poker. It's not about a mood or anything. It's like straight down to business. That's like gambling as a job slash addiction. Yeah. It's not about the mood. No.

And I've never been in the actual card rooms in Vegas where they're all playing poker. It seems way too serious for me. And I'm like, oh, I couldn't

be this level of intense. I think I would just not care and just go, I just take my fucking money. I'm not going to sit here all goddamn day. You're the kind of person they want at the table. That's exactly right. That's exactly right. Fuck it. I only want to be here for 20 minutes. If I can't wait in 20 minutes, just here's all my money. I fold. That's why I like blackjack because I'm like, nah,

I'm either winning big or I'm not. And then we're done. And then we're done. And then I'll wander around and drink some big beers and have a great time. And it was the Thursday before the Super Bowl. So you felt the energy percolating. It was fun. You felt and you see the people that are drinking their coffees like they had a night the night before. And then you see the people. It's 930 a.m. or 10 a.m. by the time I got there, 1030.

they're already drinking. You're like, these are my people right here. We're already fucking firing it up. You guys are my people. You guys are my people. Do you guys ever play the slots or do you understand? I feel like those have gotten way too complex. I'd never know what's happening. Anytime I play a slot,

Yeah, you're like, I got a four-leaf clover, a mermaid, a horseshoe, and two diamonds, and I won like 75 cents. And you're like, how? I don't understand the draw. I don't know what people are doing. Is it that they're the cheapest thing? I think they'd have something. I think you could sit there, you could slow play it, and then you get free drinks. Get free drinks. Yeah.

Okay, so it's like people who are paying as little as possible to get the free drinks. But then sometimes, I remember my parents' friends, they would go there and my parents would, they're not big gamblers. So the drinks are free this week? Just want to cover that. The drinks are free now? I'm drawing them out. They would sit at

the slots with their friends who actually were playing the slots and spending hundreds of dollars trying to win money. And my parents would sit there with them, slow playing, like a quarter, and then getting drinks with them. And it's a workout. If you pull it, you're kind of getting a little workout in. That's funny. Like, that's funny. Fuck off. That's a pretty good joke. Fuck off. It's also a workout. Thank you, fuck lover!

Did you guys see the video of the woman playing? And she's, like, dressed really nice. She has, like, an expensive-looking bag, and she's dressed pretty nice. Pissing? Oh, no. Did you say pissing? Pissing. Sitting, playing...

The slots. Just sad. You can't leave. Not if you're on a run or a roll. Just hosing, dude. Hosing. I need to see this. Hosing out? Yeah. I'll find the video of it. Like dripping down her legs? No, just like...

she's sitting on the edge here. Okay. And it's just like, she's fully pissed. Oh dear. That's sad. It's wild. And kind of cool. Those are your people. I'm still going to send it. You found your people. Those are, those are my people. I feel like people go to Vegas and they're like, I'm going to be like, there's a certain group of people that go to Vegas and they're like, I'm going to be as gross as I can be. Like,

Like, I'm going to do all the nasty shit. My people. Right. And those are my people. I'm going to come. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to get prostitutes. We're going to piss in the lobby. Yeah. Have you guys pissed your pants? Like, as adults in, like, a drunken way? Yeah, I pissed. This is years ago, maybe 10 years ago. I used to do with my buddy Walsh and Zach.

I would do one day vacays where I would take us on a little vacation for one day. And then, so I, I, I took us all to, um, San Francisco and just one day where we just go there. We party for one day, one day vacay.

And we're sharing a hotel room. Walsh has a cot. We have two beds in there. I get so drunk that I piss my pants. I've never pissed my pants before, but I piss my pants. I'm pissed now. When you were sleeping or when you were out? When I was sleeping. And then I woke up butt naked from my waist down. That's cool. On top of the covers. So my dick's out. My butthole's out. Okay.

Zach and Walter are there sleeping in their beds. And I'm like, did my best friends butt fuck me? Because I'm not wet at this point. Nothing's wet. I'm just butt naked. And I don't know where my pants are. And I'm like, I think my people just butt fucked me. So I put the blankets over me. And then the next morning I woke up like, hey, guys, did you butt fuck?

You're my people, right? I thought you guys were my people. You're my people, are you not? You're my people, straight up. You know you're my people. Nothing's going to change that. I thought you guys were my people, but then you guys maybe buttfucked me. And did they think maybe like, well, you brought us out here. What were we here for? We're obviously your people. And then the next morning, they were like, no, you pissed your pants. So...

One day vacation. Oh, we thought you said one gay vacation. Like, this is it. Yeah. Oh. I'm pissed now. Oops. Yes, punch. Oopsie. You're going to want to brush your teeth, too. But evidently, I piss my pants, and then I...

stood up on top of the bed and peeled my pants and underwear off. These are done. Threw them against the wall and then laid back down on the bed.

is the story that they're going with. I kind of think maybe they butt-fucked me, but we'll never get to the bottom of it because I was blackout drunk. Either way, epic night, dude. Epic night with two of your besties, your people. Yeah. Up until then, I think we had a pretty epic night. I knew that question would take 10 minutes. What else? What else? What else? Have you guys...

Because those one-day vacations, they got... I mean, they were too wild. Those one-day vacations. They were too wild because we really... You're packing it all in one day. We would land, and then it was just aggressively drinking all day. That's dangerous. You've got a shot clock. Like, that's hard. Yeah, all day. There was no, like...

we're chilling, we're getting at the hotel, we're gonna relax a little, you know, how you normally would do a... They wanna get something to eat. They're racking their minds. They're like, when does it get gay? I don't know. Is it later? This is weird. He doesn't wanna stay in the hotel. When does he wanna... Do we initiate? They're like, wait until he's blackout and then we

butt fuck him what the heck is going on with our guy here hey he stood up in bed and took his pants off I think this is our cue you said go get footlongs I'm thinking it's our chance

But I've only got a half a foot long. He said he couldn't handle a foot long. I think I know what he's talking about. Yeah, I only got a six-incher. Well, I got a Jimmy John's nine-incher. I'm going to give it to him Mike's way. Oh, baby. I'll do it, Mike.

- Sounds like you got way-o'd. - I've never pissed my pants drunk, but I did have like the flu one time. - Rub it in. - And was in bed and just sharted the sheets.

Like I thought it was just kind of like, I'm letting two down. It's just me. I'm just letting a two down. It's just a toot. Yeah. And then I was like, I had to gather myself. You had to gather the sheets probably. Have you ever, cause I've had friends and family members do this and I've never done this. Just wake up and then piss somewhere in the house that isn't the toilet. Right. And,

In like a corner on like a floor. Yeah. Just like piss on the shoes. Yeah. You've done that? No, I've never done that. But I have friends who are like, oh, and don't step there. And I'm like, because what? Oh, I piss right there. And you're like, man, at Packard fucking Adam came over and one night he was so drunk. He opened. Not not you. Adam. Oh,

of Juan. Is this our story to tell? Allegedly, but he opened up our cupboard and he pissed in that right in like our big box of ramen noodles. Oh, yeah, I do remember that. And then it was a real conversation because it was a big

There's a lot of ramen noodles. It was months of rations. It was a real and they are packed. They are pretty tightly. So it was a real conversation. So you were like, do we just rinse and repeat? Yeah. Yeah. We're like, there's a lot of ramen here. Are we going to throw away this ramen? How much did you piss? It was a lot. The box was it was filled up.

They were floating. The packs of ramen were floating. I don't know if we ever did throw it away and I do feel like we caught somebody making them one day and we're like, go ahead.

It's been long enough. They're like, ooh, man, I forgot how good these beef ramen are. They're extra salty. I like it. That's a lot of sodium. Now that's a beef bouillon, baby. I'm microwaving this shit. It smells like some Sox got microwaved, but okay.

Or we're just broke enough where we're like, ah, fuck it, man. I got to eat. I know these are the piss ramens, but it'll boil off. I don't remember us if... I would hope we threw it away, but I do remember it being like a real conversation that we had where we're like, I think we should throw it away. Really?

They are packaged. Maybe the ones in the back we can say. Allegedly, did you make a wand? Rinse these off? Or was this like he left and then this is the aftermath? I honestly can't remember. Is this the shady aftermath? Yeah, I believe we kind of found it after he had already left and it was like, wait, did you piss in the cupboard? And he was like,

oh, yeah, might have. Yeah, maybe. I cannot confirm. It's crazy. Isn't it crazy how people, they like open a thing thinking that's the door to the bathroom? You're on automatic. But then the door isn't a...

They don't walk in. I've had people piss in the closet before. Right. And they piss all over shoes. And you're like, well, I'm not going to throw shoes away. What? So you end up washing shoes and then the shoes never fit the same. Aren't you throwing those shoes away? I'm pissed now. No. Not at this point in my life. These are ducks. Those are dogs. Not at this point in my life. No. I mean, now I would probably throw some shoes away. But at this point in my life.

I'm not throwing shoes away. How am I going to afford to buy more shoes? Honestly, I'm collecting. You owe me shoes. What if they're like, yo, I ain't got it, dude. Then I go, what size are you? Man, not the right size. Not the right size. No, no, no. Then I piss in their shoes and I go, I guess neither of us got them, huh?

Well, I feel like that person is going to wear that. That's life. And that would be fair. No, dude. If someone pisses in my shoes, I go, you're responsible. Sorry. You're a fucking disaster, my guy. And that's probably correct. I didn't. I just washed those shoes.

You can wash shoes. But if I pissed in somebody's shoes and they were like, come on, man. I'd go, I'll sort it. I'll figure it out. I'll get you. Sure. I'll make it happen. I'll charge you to the game. You take responsibility. Yeah. Okay. But what if like you piss on Adam's Rolex and he's like, oh shit. I go, I go, Adam, I'll take that one. And I'll, I'll, I'll figure out a way to get you the same one. In the meantime, I'll definitely just take that one. Yeah.

Let me get that pissed on broke Rolex. Will it break if you piss on it? No, it's waterproof to 100 meters. And it says to my middle-aged son, it says to my middle-aged son, Bo, on the back. I have that engraved. I'll get to work. I'll get to work on that. If you can pry it off my cold, dead arm, you can have it. Blake, did you ever, were you a big pisser? I can't remember if you ever pissed on anything. I feel like you were. I feel like it's...

it's kind of on brand, right? I feel like maybe you still do. No, I wasn't. I wasn't. I, I do feel like I did it recently where I passed out on, on my carpet and I pissed it, but I was not a big piss my pants guy.

I'm like, that's what we're talking about. Recently, dude, every story that we've been telling is like a decade old. A decade old. Yeah, no, this was like fairly recently, I want to say. But I'm not a big piss my pants guy. I've always been very proud of it. By the way, Blake, I'm not a big... I did it once and I told the story. I've had friends who piss their pants a lot. I know. I have a homie...

who it was kind of his thing so much so that he like knew how to clean it up properly. And like, he was like, do you have this spray? This is the one that works the best. You would wake up with new shoes at the edge of your bed. Right. In a prepared bowl of ramen. Yes. Enjoy.

Enjoy. Oops, I did it again. Oops, I pissed it again. It was kind of what happened constantly. Yeah. Some people, it's a bit of a- He knew he shouldn't sleep in someone's bed. He would sleep on the floor. Yeah. Oh, wow. The bathtub. And I have that awareness when you're that level drunk. That's huge. Courtesy. It's a common courtesy. Because that level drunk is-

You don't know what you're doing. The fact that you know that you have to sleep on the floor. And I like that Blake just always sleeps on the floor. So you were sleeping on the floor. That is not why I sleep on the floor. Blake, when we lived together, you'd catch him just sleeping in the hallway. And you'd be like, homie. I like to sleep under tables. Yeah, under tables.

I had a roommate once who he liked to sleep in like his laundry pile. That's hot. You know, and I kind of like dirty laundry. No, maybe I guess maybe it was. But if there's if it's late and I have like new laundry and I just am too tired to fold it and I throw it on the bed. I kind of like the coziness of like being enveloped by a bunch of other socks and clothes and shit.

I do too. It feels good. I like to lay in lots of material. Like a big towel? Just put a little hand on a towel? No, I'd rather wake up and think my friend's butt fucked me. And that's been made clear. And that's life! Great ass! I'm into that.

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I mean, I feel like there's two types of people. There's the type... I feel like I'm... I love sentences that start like... There's two types of people. I feel like there's people that piss. And there's people that shit. And piss and puke. No, and there's people that, like, go on mini-adventures and you're, like, afraid that they're gonna, like...

sleep in someone's backyard or they're gonna just be lost wandering then there's no other type of person that's it no that's it you're either someone who's like in a backyard on an adventure or you're pissing everywhere and if you're and if you're saying you need them you're lying

You're fucking lying, dude. You're lying. You're a murderer. You're a serial killer. Oh, you don't go on Ben & Jerry's? Well, I guess you're probably right. You must piss all over everything. Or maybe you call somebody that maybe you shouldn't call. Oh, drunk dialer? So there's three types of people? Yeah, maybe there's three. Hey, turns out that maybe there's three types of people. Right. You're a drunk dialer? Maybe. I mean, yeah, I get drunk FaceTimes all the time. Yeah, what do you mean? Are you drunk right now? Yeah.

Dude, we drunk FaceTimed you at the Super Bowl just a few weeks ago. Yeah, that's true. But really drunk dialing someone not FaceTimed just to tell them how much you love them, I feel like that doesn't happen anymore. Well, it's because we're old. I feel like 22-year-olds are... I mean, imagine how embarrassing that is. Like, if you're drunk... You know, everyone has done a drunk call that maybe they're a little embarrassed by. But like...

drunk FaceTiming and the girl, like your ex-girl or whatever, just sees you that drunk, that's extra embarrassing. Maybe people go drunk live. Oh, yeah. I mean, for sure, people who go drunk live. I wish we did that more. Let's go drunk live on Instagram a whole bunch. Yeah, go for it. I would love that. Canceled. And you've been canceled.

No, I'm going to say nice things. But I think a drunk dial is weird because people don't even call sober anymore. Yeah, nobody picks up. So if somebody calls me, I assume they're drunk because they're already on some other shit. Or someone died. Whenever I get a Blake or a Tiba FaceTime, I'm like 100% they're drunk. I'm drunk now. They're drunk. And I actually always pick it up because I'm like, these guys are

just in a good mood. Let's see what they have to say. These are your people. Let's see what they have to say. These are my people. Hey, man, I just pissed my pants. Let's see what these guys have to say. I love you. They have to say, they have to say, they have something to say, so much so, they're FaceTiming me. Let's see what they got to say. Adam, I just pissed my pants and Atiba's out wandering around. I love you, dude. He's sleeping in somebody's

I love you, dude. Oh, my God. Hey, I just woke up and I think my friend's butt fucked me. I love you, dude. What are you doing? Where are you? What are you doing? I just want to party. Where are you? The where are you? Where are you? I'm home. Where are you? Yeah. Home? I'm obviously in my bed. I'm on the couch. I'm in bed. I'm here. Where are you? I'm actually re-watching Game of Thrones. Where are you? What?

I don't know. I don't know. This is the way. I can't help you. Man, holy shit. Are you guys bummed that a couple of weeks ago the guy who invented Pop-Tarts died? Are you bummed on that? Did he? Yeah.

At 96, the guy who invented Pop-Tarts passed away. Was that her, you guys? Now, isn't Jerry Seinfeld doing a Pop-Tart movie? What? Yes. Yeah. So do we think possibly that he had him murdered to make a... I auditioned for that and I was like, that was pretty good. I'm going to be in this movie. And I didn't...

didn't like me. They might have liked you. You might have been on a list. I auditioned. Yeah. No, I know you auditioned, but maybe you're top two or three and you didn't make the final cut.

But you still did a good job, Anders. Yeah. I always just, I guess I'm just too tall. I guess that's what it is. Yeah, you're too tall, too handsome. I guess I was great and perfect, but just too tall for the frame. Yeah, you're like, I guess my jawline was too good, too solid. You're too tall to be a Pop-Tart. It sucks. So what, can you give us any insight on this Pop-Tart? You didn't get it, so fuck him.

Right? Yeah. So maybe you spill some. It was a funny scene, or at least I had fun with it. Now, is this like Blackberry or the Uber show that they're explaining how Pop-Tart came to be? Yes. There was a race between a couple brands to bring the Pop-Tart to market. Oh. And it was like Kellogg needed to do it first. I want to say they both had the same idea, but it was about bringing it to market. Bring it to market.

Todd just sent us a link that will for sure negate what I just said. Unfrosted, the Pop-Tart story. Oh, Bo Bowman is the person making it. Yeah, we know him. We like the name. He likes it more. I do love the name. Ooh.

I'm seeing big names. Jim Gaffigan. Oh, James Marsden definitely got you. Yeah. Oh, dude. Was it James Marsden? Or it could have been Max Greenfield. Or Jack McBrayer. No, I feel like...

I feel like the people that Ders goes up against in this list, it's Max Greenfield. James Marston. Actually, it might have been Bobby Moynihan. Maybe Dan Levy. It could have been. Or Christian Slater. Could have been. It might have been Bobby Moynihan because it was kind of like a goofy assistant type guy. Got you. Or like second in command to the important person. Yeah.

who just kind of gets yelled at. - This is a huge cast. - Yeah, big, big time, man. - There's a lot of big stars in this. - I mean, Seinfeld, everybody wants to be part of it. - This shit's big time. - We'll see. - Hey, we'll see if it's another B movie, you know? - Oh my gosh. - I like this guy just, I mean, Seinfeld, he does make some weird choices when he's like, "I'm gonna come out of retirement." - Right, for this. - Act my ass. - "I only do standup, and I'm not gonna do any other show," and then he drops the B movie, which I don't know if I saw it or not, it could have been good,

But it is kind of a weird. I don't believe it was a smash. I don't believe it was something that resonated. I feel like we would have seen B2. Yeah. Yeah. Be yourself. The Hive. Yeah. Welcome to the Hive. Yeah.

And then now just Pop-Tart. It's science. Dude, when I was on all kinds of pain pills after my surgery, my last surgery, actually the first one in August, my first hip surgery, I mean, shit, I

I watched the foods that built America and it's this, the, I'm so fucking hungry. It's like the people, the people that built America, the foods that built America. There's like a whole thing that, that history channel does. Sure. But it's all about like Kellogg's and Hershey and this and that. And they do make it seem so fucking intense and cool. And I'm like,

So maybe I'm going to be a huge fan of this Pop-Tart movie. I don't know. What's your favorite Pop-Tart flavor? Here we are. Are you a Pop-Tart boy? And we're back. Come on, give it to me, man. I want to know. And this is why Hollywood. I want to know. What's your move? I've had an evolution where for sure for years...

It was frosted like strawberry. Yep. With the rainbow sprinkles. Strawberry, I think, is the classic. Then as I aged, it became, what do we call it? Like the cinnamon one. Okay. Yeah. The maple cinnamon or whatever. Maple cinnamon. Or brown sugar. Brown sugar. Thank you. Brown sugar. And then I hearkened back. Hearkened. I'm a s'mores guy now. Oh. Blech.

Oh, God. Dessert first. Yeah. I haven't had one since I was a kid, but I remember those tasting like chemicals, dude. I guess they all do. Yeah, but Blake, your palate is garbage. Well, the s'mores pop tarts taste like ass.

Yeah, well, your palate is garbage. Well, I feel like they taste like s'mores. S'mores, and s'mores is pretty good. I could see you being so picky as a kid that you're like, eww, chocolate and marshmallow together, yucky. Right, exactly. I only eat mac and cheese with hot dogs in it, and that's it. The cause of diarrhea. Adam, I was like, wait, is Blake talking right now? It's science. I do a good young Blake impression. Oh, yeah.

Something that isn't the only thing I like to eat. Yuck. Mom, get on my face. Just a real quick tangent. We had a kid over the other day, like a friend, and we were like, hey, we're having pizza for lunch. You have a child friend? My kids. It's a bagel. Okay, all right. Had to clear it up because Kyle's over there eating babies. Kyle, he's eating babies. He's eating babies. I walk by a school, I was playing a piccolo, and the children follow me back to my house.

hot hot hot hot had a kid over and we're having pizza for lunch and he's like oh what kind and I go cheese pizza the safest possible pizza option what kid doesn't like cheese pizza and he goes that's the only thing Blake would eat I don't like cheese pizza I go oh you like pepperoni he goes no I get pizza without the cheese that's how my family orders it

And I was like, we're in a whole nother level. He took the cheese off and he just eats the bread and the sauce. That is wild. I hate him. I don't want to dunk on this kid, but is he like super... Is this like a super...

like hollywood-y type fan or not even hollywood-y like uh health conscious type family that that they're like the dairy of the cheese no no i think it's just like a super picky child persnickety-ness that'd be rough i was not that i was a little garbage can and i still am you're eating pizza pop tarts yeah so adam what's your pop tart flavors and then i would love to hear hot or cold

What the preference is. Oh, if you're eating. I mean, either way. You're going to get worms if you eat cold Pop-Tarts. That's disgusting. What? Dude, you can't eat cold Pop-Tarts. You got to get worms, bro. Worms? You think worms live in processed fucking packaged goods like that? You have to toast the Pop-Tart. There's going to be bacteria. To kill the worm. To kill the worm. Oh, my. Oh.

Oh my God. Oh, mom. Oh, this is gross. Oh, you got to tell us. I will say I did not eat a cold pop tart until I think I went on some like camping trip and somebody then the guides or whatever brought boxes of pop tarts. And I was like, how are we supposed to heat them? He's like, you don't have to heat pop tarts. And I ate it. I was like, oh, legit. It's just like a cookie. Yeah. Okay. So.

Except for you get worms. Yeah, it's delicious. I think my mom would put that in my lunchbox. She's like, here you go. I think I didn't heat Pop-Tarts for years, but I will say when you circle back and you heat it, very good. Hey, worth doing it. But the risk of burning it

Oh, yeah. Because the like burnt, like cooked to burnt, it's like a 30-second window that you got to grab that fucker. Yeah, it's like defusing a bomb. That shit's important. Now, here's my question for you guys. I don't have a child yet, and I won't have a child that's eating Pop-Tarts for a few years now. Pull back. Bullshit. You better get a Pop-Tart in that mouth immediately. Do you...

I mean, this is because you have had children for a decade and you've been eating Pop-Tarts. Was there a gap that you weren't eating Pop-Tarts? Because I haven't eaten a Pop-Tart and I want to say 25, 30 years. My kids don't like Pop-Tarts, period. So you're buying Pop-Tarts just for yourself.

Every once in a while when I see a wild ass flavor, I buy it. Gotta try it. Wow, that's wild. Yeah, I gotta try apple pie, banana cream pie. They have like apple jacks. Apple pies. Apple jacks. That's a classic. Peanut butter. None of them are good, by the way. They're all bad. The whole thing now, they're like cross pollinating with other shit. They're like Cocoa Puffs.

Pop-Tart. And you're like, I might have to puff puff pass. Okay. And they're like, macaroni and cheese Pop-Tart. And you're like, this is just a Hot Pocket, bitch. Jolly Rancher. It's pretty gross. Adam gets really revved up about this. I'm like, motherfucker, this is...

pepperoni and cheese Pop-Tart. I'm like, bitch, you're a Hot Pocket. Okay? Adam, show them the tattoo. Show them the Hot Pocket tat. Because I fuck up some Hot Pockets, dude. That's my shit. Remember when we were in Columbus and there was just like stacks of Hot Pockets backstage and we're like, whoa! How did they just know exactly what I wanted to snack on? Tyria

Not diarrhea. Very good. Yeah, but then with that said, we threw it into the audience and...

No one hated it. Didn't I like frisbee the box into somebody's face? Yes, you did. And then they sent us Hot Ones Hot Pockets. Did you guys eat those? The hella spicy Hot Pockets? Did not get those. Did not receive those. I didn't get those. I didn't get those. Oh, you guys dodged a bullet because that was the cause. No, Hot Pockets are delicious. Maybe you've got a weak constitution. Oh, man. I'm telling you. Guys.

That was the cause. You've got a weak stomach, homie. Dude, no. Hot Pockets I fuck with, but these were the hot ones. Hot Pockets. They were so fucking spicy, dude. It was weird. So fucking spicy. It was weird, dude. It lit my shit up, dude. Hot, hot, hot, hot. Well, it's because it was Columbus is where Hot Pockets is located. Okay, fair enough. And the fact...

I mean, you gotta rep Hot Pockets if you live in Columbus. Absolutely. That's a sick company to rep. And the fact that you say it gives you diarrhea, it makes me question your whole stomach and your bowels. The fact that you can't process Hot Pockets because they're fucking delicious. Right. I said, you don't even know the Hot Pockets I'm talking about. I'm talking about the Hot Ones Hot Pockets. Well, no, but hey, motherfucker. Earlier, earlier,

Earlier, you're not being very wikiwawa because earlier you said the cause of diarrhea when I mentioned Hot Pockets. Yeah, I was just kind of giving you the mood a minute ago. So it doesn't give you diarrhea is what you're saying. Actually, I haven't had a Hot Pocket in a while. I'm not sure. So you eat Pop-Tarts more often, you would say, than Hot Pockets.

I'm not saying I eat all the time. I don't eat any in my 20s. In my 20s, fucking up Hot Pockets. Really fucked them up. Oh, yeah. I had a lot of Hot Pockets as a youngster. I don't reach for the Hot Pockets anymore. I used to try the Philly cheesesteak one. I don't think I've ever cheese. I think I've had one to four Hot Pockets in my life.

There was a minute where I was smashing on them. And if you didn't heat them up all the way, the cheese was just one little couple of nerds in it. It was wild, dude. A couple of nerds. You know nerds. I'm like, you don't. You don't know what a nerd is? Hey, man, not all of us are fucking chef cordon bleus. What the fuck is a nerd? Not all of us graduated from Long Beach State. I think it's a little turd. A nerd. Yeah.

Yes. Okay, please, please look up NERT and have it be a thing that makes sense to us. I'm telling you. And that's N-E-R-T? N-E-R-T. I don't know. I've never spelt it out. NERT. Yeah, it says... It just skull and crossbones my computer. It just locks me up. Oh, boy. Yeah. Well, it's not...

It's not saying what I think it is, but... A NERD is the San Francisco Fire Department NERD training. So you just... Oh, so you pulled it from somewhere. Yeah, you pulled it from somewhere. The deep little back part of your brain. No, this can't be something I made up, dude. I'm telling you, this is a real thing somewhere. Okay, any take-backs, any apologies?

Are we there yet? We are. Did you guys ever do like the breakfast, the heat and eat breakfast sandwiches? What is that now? Well, just like the Jimmy Dean's like style breakfast sandwiches. I feel like that was more of mine. Oh, sure. Yeah. Those are respectable. Yeah. Those are a little classier. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like that's a man's breakfast. The like biscuit sausage sandwich.

things yeah that's respectable yeah i've and this is when you were a child yeah or in my 20s i'd be like i'm gonna grab one of these for like a breakfast on the go i think your family might have done a little better than our families and they could afford no we were dirt people and hot pockets was a real delicacy for me i remember my mom not wanting to get hot pockets because she's like these are things are kind of expensive and i'm like

I'm like, just get me some Hot Pockets. She was like, these Not Pockets are half the price. You gotta try a Not Pocket, bro. Yes, points! Well, dude, I mean, imagine if there was knockoffs, we would have gotten them. I got poop tarts. Poop tarts? I might have got the poop tarts if you don't toast them, you get worms. It's bad. Oh my god.

Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams for this? I don't know. I feel like we've been so well behaved with Kyle gone. There's like no one to make fun of and shit on. No one to really dunk on. No one to shit on. Like question their entire lifestyle. Yeah.

Yeah, I think we're kind of questioning Blake's lifestyle sometimes. Every once in a while, I admit that my best friend's butt fucked me. Right. But that's just par for the course. That's just who I am as a person. And it's respectable.

I would like to give a... Okay, go ahead. Unless you're not done, go ahead. No, would you like to take back St. Nert? Because that's what I want from you. No, that is real and I will find it. I need the citizens of TII Nation to come to my defense there. Okay, because we just use Google. Mm-hmm.

We just used Google, which is a very powerful source. This is off the grid, Adam. Come on now. Oh, yeah. Blake's got his ear to the fucking nerds. This is some Bay Area shit, bro. Dude, I can make up like a term that means something. A Wambly is a tiny little shit. A Wambly.

A little Wambly. And then TIA Nation would be like, yeah, Wambly. Do you think that's a good name for a little tiny piece of shit? No, I thought Wambly's were titties. No, those are whammies.

Or wambos. Come on. Okay, wait. It's fine. It's okay. I want to give a special shout out to Frosted Wildberry Pop-Tarts. Remember they were purple with the little blue swirls on them? Those shits changed the game. I didn't like how they tasted, but the aesthetic of that Pop-Tart was beautiful. Right. You would just hold one to match an outfit maybe? Yeah, I would wear it as a purse to school. It was really cool. Check out my accessories. I got the...

Blue Raz Pop Tart that matches the laces on the shoes. Some people buy Rolexes. Some people buy Pop Tarts, okay? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Do you want to take that back yet or no? Is that your take back? What if I got a diamond-encrusted Pop Tart around my neck? You never had it so good. Oh, yeah. Was this another episode of... That is another episode of... This! This! This!

Oh, there it is. Come on. Come on. Can you feel it? Let me see that bling mark. I feel it too. Donnie D on the back. Drug free. So put the cracker. Starbucks iced apple crisp oat milk shake and espresso.

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