Ep 241: Our Greatest Episode Yet (Allegedly)
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Restrictions apply. Visit Safeway.com for more details. Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's the most important, bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet. Today on This is Important. Ya-ya-ya-ya! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! It's last time we entered, tap that we entered, tap the rotisserie chicken. I had it in like a gas station and it was very bad. I had it in like a gas station and it was very bad.

Buckle up. Woo! We're back! Great ass! Scoochie! Whoa. Goofy! Who is Watata? Who is Scoochie? Was that me saying Goofy? We should get my mom to get on here and say Goofy! Is that your mom's slogan? Or catchphrase? Goofy! That was him impersonating her. Goofy! That's what my mom told me after she saw a man blowing another... Maybe man. A man blowing... Gotcha, bitch! The man. Goofy!

I'm like, do you know how it works? No. It was a man that was getting blown, but then I think it was also a man blowing this man. Hello, handsome. Underneath the freeway overpass. And we were on one of her walks that she takes every day. I've told you guys this. Goofy.

And then I go, mom, there's a guy. I was giving her shit about this walk because it was like next to like a dump and like a literal dump. It smelled like shit. There was like hypodermic needles just strewn about. There was people like doing a drug deal right in front of us. There was homeless guys that knew her by name. We've established she's had a background in this milieu. Drugs. Go ahead. Yeah.

And then we see these people blowing this guy underneath a freeway overpass. And I go, Mom, there's these people blowing this guy, taking turns lining up. I don't know if it's a man or woman. I wasn't sure. It's just a head. And then this person blowing this guy. And then I go, Mom, there's a person blowing this guy. And she just looks over and goes, Goofy!

I don't know that story. That's funny. Yeah. But where'd she hear that? Or she just made it up? I don't know. I just think she gets weird and uncomfortable and just thinks her goofy then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a great way to sum stuff up. Sometimes shit is just goofy. Yeah, it's a little goofy. I think maybe that's the way to just, babe, you want to go get goofy? Goofy. Let's go get goofy later. Goofy. She'll go upstairs and get goofy. She's like, what? Goofy.

I'm busy. That way you could say, like, I would love to fuck you today, but you can't say I'd love to fuck you today in front of the kids. You gotta have codes. Right, right, right. You gotta have some code words. Yeah, but you gotta hide it a little. Oh, okay, I didn't know that. Oops. Goofy! Goofy! Damn it. I guess I've been a little goofy. You wanna go butt goofy me? Yeah. You trying to...

Let's let him go. Let's let him go. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, brother. That's my bad. Why does that tickle you so, Pink? It's my childhood. You're throwing me back.

Why do you think that that isn't good enough code word? You want to get, hey, maybe later me and mommy can get goofy. You don't think that that would, you think your kids would be like, you're going to go have sex with mommy later? I. You think your kids. No, I think they'd want to be like, I'll be goofy with you later. Oh.

Oh, shit. That's illegal. And they go, what? Yeah. Yeah. So you got to be like, should we work on the taxes later? Wouldn't mind working on your taxes. Yeah. Something like that. Filed at 1080. Yeah. In your butt. 1099. Yeah. Something like that. Let's file it in the butt tonight. I love it.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if that because of the butt part at the end that you put on there. Yeah. I think that that kind of doesn't work for the code part. That would be the tell. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be the tell. My kid would get it right. Yeah. Well, how do you get that? My kid would get that. Blake's 12 year old. Would she get it? I feel like any adult would get it.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Oh, Ohio. Blake, did you add any of that fucking Tourette's girl to the board? Brylin? Yeah. Oh, no. No, I need to do a board drop revamp.

What's the name of the show? Obviously, she has a condition that is not funny. Okay. You sound like Anthony Cheselnik right now. But the things that she says because of her condition are very funny. And how she says them is even funnier. You can't be that funny. Like, to have Tourette's and you just scream fuck, it can be like...

Kind of sad and scary. Yeah, of course. She is so funny. She's not just saying fuck. She's so funny when she says, when she has her Tourette tics. Yeah. It's, I mean, she's a comedy god. The ones she's ticking? Yeah. When she's ticking, oh, she's fucking peace up, eight town. Yeah, she has an usher tic. Come on. Yeah. Her name is Baylen, yes. Is it Baylen? Not Braylen. Baylen. Baylen.

Baylin, which is a fucking cool name, by the way. That's such a 2020s like modern name. I mean, Baylin Dupree.

Baylen Dupree. What a fucking sick name, dude. That's sick. Out Loud is the show. So it is. Yes, it's this. But she has a really good attitude about it. She's a really lovely girl. Awesome personality. She has Tourette's and it just so happens to be, you know, an

What? A funny version of the direct? The funniest. And by the way, I don't know if this happens to you guys, but if I'm watching a clip, I actually think I watched the first episode, but just watching her on Instagram...

I have now just walked around the house saying her tics. Fuck it! Like, I have a tic. And I wonder if there's any doctors listening, slide into Blake's DMs about this. Is there anything to a syndrome where it's contagious? Like, if I'm borderline... She's giving America Tourette's. Right. If I'm borderline Tourette's, is that why I'm picking up on this? What's happening? Because I keep saying, wind it up. Oh. It's science. Peace up, A-Town. Yeah.

I keep saying peace up, A-Town. What's the one she says where she's like, he's got a wiener and then she's got a nine-inch wiener. And then she goes, oh, no, slap that wiener, tap that wiener, tap the rotisserie chicken. Gotcha, bitch. I keep saying that. It's unreal. Tap that wiener, tap that wiener, tap the rotisserie chicken. It's unreal. She'll also say something like, my mom has herpes. Yeah, crabs. No, she's like, my father has murdered people.

President Joe Biden. He's buried in the backyard. I don't know. Right. And just will say shit like that. And you're like, oh, yeah. I'm like, is that a tech? What's happening here? That's pretty complex tech. Yeah. Yeah. Huh. Sometimes it's almost like, you know, like I feel like there's been a murder. She wrote episode where like the parrot is the one that like tells you that they murdered somebody where it's like,

Help, help, he's stabbing me. Right. That's kind of a good little twist on it. Classic. I watch a lot of Murder, She Wrote. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I watch a lot. Is that a good twist? Is that a classic? Yeah. I don't know if that's a classic. It's pretty classic. Yeah, I guess I don't remember watching a lot of Murder, She Wrote, but. Oh, you got to tap in. I just watched an episode recently. It's unreal. Angela.

She just kind of like walks around like, oh, I guess what? No, no. And then like, what? And then she moves into another room and she goes, you guys, did you see this? We didn't see that. And then she's like, oh, you should have seen it. It's crazy. The pace of the show is crazy. And because she's not going to like run. So the show is kind of bad, but like. No, no, no, no, no. It's very entertaining. She used to win Emmys like every year for that show. Yes. Yeah. But they used to be a little willy nilly with those Emmys, right? What do you mean? Oh, no. They're more willy nilly now. Yeah. What are we talking?

about you had to earn this shit that's how good she is she doesn't have to ever she never runs she never jumps she never bends down it's just like she just shoots looks and is like she looks she sits down she types and she talks but I thought the way you guys were just explaining murder she wrote is like

She's like, oh, you didn't see that clue? Well, you should have seen that clue. And then she watched. Yeah, but she did it better than anybody on television, Adam. Yeah. She hypnotizes you with it. It's insane. Because of how slow she talks? Because she's an old woman? You just have to watch it. Yeah, you're right. And by the way, when she was young, she was a fucking babe. Was she? Isn't that always crazy? When you grow up watching old people and you don't realize they had a whole career as a different thing before, like...

I'm going to come. Yeah, like who? I mean, I guess everybody. Sally Fields? She was hot when she was old. I have a crush on her. Yeah, Sally Fields? Sure. But like, who is somebody? Yeah. Okay. I mean, okay. Wait, where is it? Do we got it in the chat? Oh, okay. I want to see some hot Angela Lansbury, bro.

Oh, okay. What do we got? Yeah, here, I'll try to drop a little stuff. Is she, like, in a bathing suit? So, hey, can we chill with these links that are, I mean, how many letters long does it need to be? Jesus Christ. Why don't you talk to Trump about that one? Come on, Doge. Let's talk about these. Oh, my God. Her eyes are a little scary. She's actually kind of frightening looking to me. She

She kind of looks like a puppet. Yeah, dude. I don't know. I'm not sold on this. I think she's hotter when she's old. If I'm being honest.

What? Thank God you're being honest. What, bro? This isn't going to be another episode of your weird kinks where you're trying to fuck Isaac. I'm saying this photo of her in the red blazer, I think is hotter than her with these weird puppet eyes. Dude, she has the same eyes. Your eyes don't change when you get older. No, they came out a little bit. When she's young, they were like sunken. It's very awful. She kind of looks like somebody who's famous now. Okay, well, check the other, the next episode.

photo. The next photo. Okay. Now, is this a little sexier for you, Blake? I'm sorry, dude. Yeah, that's not bad, but I'm still going to this one in the red blazer from...

The red blazer, she's in her 70s. She looks good. I mean, she looks like... She looks good. She looks like Barbara Bush. Dude, she just looks like she's the assistant principal at your high school. Well... That's what she looks like. Maybe I have a principal kink. I don't know. Do you have a hot vice principal? Like a guy... You know who... Do you guys ever watch Just Shoot Me?

Yeah. Yeah. With David Spade, right? Remember like the old guy who owned the magazine? Yes. Oh, yeah. Was he hella hot? He was like a handsome movie star back in the day. Was he? You know what I mean? Yeah. Or like Mr. Roper from Three's Company. That's a good one. I hope I have the opposite happen where like they're like, yeah, Adam Devine. Oh, yeah. The hot.

Older man actor. Yeah. And they're like, he used to be kind of like a... Just a former... Regular kind of dumpy looking... Yeah. Little guy...

Yeah. You ever see? Yeah. You ever seen pitch perfect one? His head was a balloon. He looked like a whoopee cushion. Yo, this picture you're posting, Blaze? That's a good one, right? Talk to me. That's a hot number. Okay. So I found a hot. And maybe, Todd, if we can mark this photo, I'd love to have this on the TII page because this is a hot ditty right here.

Blake. What? Where she's in her 90s. Let him go. Let him cook. She's not in her 90s, dude. This black and white photo where she's sitting in this fur bed. 1890s. She's got a slit up her skirt. She's showing leg. She's got a look in her eyes. We're back to slits. We're back to slits. Well, that is not what you said. No, she's got a look in her eyes like she's about to murder your son.

Something else, brother. Murder your scrote. Oh, give me a second. Come on. I see what you're what you said. You see it. OK, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Ansboury. All right. Yeah, that.

That almost looks like our old house, Adam. She might be in the fire pit. Is that the old couch? That might be. Yeah, Dura's puked in that fire pit night one. Remember how we had- Oh, yeah. That's my boy. That's what I do. That's my boy. Okay, so Blake and I rented a house when we first moved in. It was season two of Workaholics. We finally were moving out of the Workaholics house that we had lived in for years prior, and then the first season- Loose butthole. We're like, we can afford to rent a dope place. We

We rented this sick place in the Hollywood Hills. We weren't done being roommates yet because we were done. We loved each other. We still needed another year or two. Yeah. And we rented this sick place, had to pay cash. It was sketchy. Like literal cash in an envelope. It was weird.

Night one, we're like, hey, we got to christen in the new place. And by that, I mean, just basically Durst comes over and we get fucking blackout drunk. Yeah. I thought it meant something else. I did too. What, Blake fucks Isaac? No. Or Isaac fucks Blake? No, I don't fuck him. No.

I don't fucking... Prisoned by barfing all over the fur rug. And then Durs, we have a sunken in fire pit with like white plush carpet. It was strange. It was strange. There's fur. Right next to a fireplace is very strange. Yeah. Yes. Right next to the fireplace with like this rock wall next to it. Like a... Not like a rock climbing wall. You can't climb it, but it was like 1970s style. We tried. And...

Ders puked on the white carpet the very first night. Is it real? I curled up in there to sleep. That was where I was like, I'll sleep in here. Yeah. And I just couldn't make it up to the ledge. Could have puked on the floor. Should have puked on the floor. Yeah. That's my take back for today. I wish I could take it back. And then I think I like went and I rented like a shampoo, a carpet shampooer. Yeah. That was kind of you. That's so cool.

Didn't quite work, but yeah. Didn't work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It never quite looked or smelled the same. I was like, I think this thing needs water, but it's due back because I only paid for an hour. Hey, man, but good on you, brother. Good on you. Good on you, mate. Good on you. Those were the days. Hey, we got a new LaCroix flavor here. Swiss.

Wait, hold on. This is important. Hold on. Switching gears here. Now this is important. Can you guys see what this says? That shit's important. What is it? Mojito? Hold on. Wow. Mojito. Does it have alcohol?

Or it's just flavored. No, but I think that they think you put some rum in here, though. Oh, how does it taste? So what? That's like mint and coconut? Yeah, it's got a little minty. Not even any coconut. It's just kind of like mint and lime. Put some lime in the coconut. Yeah, mojito is mint, cane sugar, and lime. Is that it? And rum. Yeah, so maybe you got to add a little sugar, a little rum. And rum, of course. You got to have the rum.

Does it have rum flavor? A little rum to warm me, Tom, and that's life for me. That's life! Okay. No, it's got no sugar in it. It's probably water, dude. Yeah, it's water. That sounds gross. La Croix. Yeah, it's not. I don't think I could drink two of these in a row. La Croix?

Has really fallen off. I feel like you don't see it half as much as you do. I got shit on by somebody when I did their podcast and they're like, dude, you're drinking LaCroix. You got to fucking step your game up. And I was like, do I? It's old news. What were they on?

Waterloo? Oh, sure. Yeah, Waterloo. Is that what it's called? Is Waterloo from our hometown, Adam, of Waterloo, Iowa? No, I mean, there's Waterloo's... Well, I'm actually from there and you have never been. Fucking Waterlosers. I was born. I was conceived there, maybe. No, you weren't. Well,

Marshalltown, maybe? It was a sec. Yeah, it was a totally different place. Eldora? Yeah, never been. No, no, no, no. It is not. There's a lot of water lilies. What? Yeah, there's a lot of water lilies. There's a lot of concords as well, though. At least two.

But there's only one Waterloo that matters. What do we call this? Town Name Talk? Yeah. He's getting in the weeds with Name Talk. Well, I'm just showing that I know. There's a Paris in Texas. Did you know that? I did know that. There's also a few Pittsburghs as well. There's a Pittsburgh where I grew up. There's a

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, as we famously know. There's a lot of really... There's a Pittsburgh outside of Concord? Yeah, right over the hill. That's where Wienerschnitzel was. That makes no sense. Wienerschnitzel? How do you say it? My man's brain is Wienerschnitzel. I remember getting roasted quite a bit about the way I say Wienerschnitzel. How is it said? Wienerschnitzel? Well, it's not Schnitzel. Schnitzel. Is it Schnitzel?

It's schnitzel. Schnitzel. I say wiener schnitzel. No, you say wiener schnitzel. Yeah. Schnitzel. Wiener schnitzel. But it's wiener schnitzel. Schnitzel. Wiener schnitzel. Are you for real, fam? Wiener schnitzel. Is that real? What is it? Wiener schnitzel. Schnitzel. That's what I said. No, it's not. Wiener schnitzel. You say wiener schnitzel. Schnitzel.

Dude, I do not say Wienerschnitzel. I'm a man. Run it back. Run the tape back. Wienerschnitzel. So, Blake, so this... Whip it up. It's from one town over from your town, and you don't know... No, Pittsburgh. Yeah, one town over from your hometown. Yes, Concord, Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh, California. Yes. And you do not know how to pronounce it, and you've never said it right. Wienerschnitzel. That's pretty good. Yeah. Wienerschnitzel.

Well, now you're... You see how you're pulling it back? It's because you're not confident in it. It's one of my favorite fast food restaurants, and I love it. What do you get when you go? Chili dog? Chili J.R.I.s. And I used to get the Western dog. What did you say, Adam? He said air. Being silly. The Western dog, but they changed...

the recipe a little bit with the Western dog. Oh, how dare they? And let me guess, when you go there, you make sure to take a lot of photos, post about it. A salad. Be like, oh, I'm here. I mean, I do. I do.

I do love it and I would shout it out all day. Also, the one in Burbank actually serves beer, which is pretty freaking cool. Yeah, that is cool. And are they all A-frame buildings, right? Not all of them, but the good ones are. They are shaped like a steeple. It's really cool. Now it's a hot dog stand. Pretty gross, pretty disgusting, not good. A true gut bomb. Yeah, true gut bomb. I love it. I think it's delicious.

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I actually auditioned. Do you remember that show that was like Studio 60? It was something like that. And...

Yeah, on the Sunset Strip. Yeah, on the Sunset Strip. So I had an audition for that show, and that was the first time I ever had an audition for a real TV show. And that's when NBC was in Burbank. Directly across the street was that Wienerschnitzel. And I went there. Well said. You did not go before. Ate lunch there before. Dude. Great ass! My ass was puckering. It was like... Like, this shit was like...

It didn't go well, dude. They were like, they're like, yeah, okay, let's have fun. Play with it. Let's have fun with it. I was like, I was like, I can't play with it. I

I gotta go. Like, you sure? I do love that Adam was like, and then I'm going to drop into the jazz splits. I can't do the splits. If I do the splits, I'm going to fucking shit my pants. They're like, and we're looking at your resume. It says you are a groundling. You're very good at improv. Can you just play with the lines a little bit? I can't think of anything else right now. I don't, I'm good. I'm good. And here it says you can touch your toes while standing. Can you? No.

I'm good. I'm good. Do they do cheese fries there? Is that their thing? They do chili cheese fries. Dude, they do every bad choice that like any fast food place has ever made. Wiener Schnitzel has decided to do them all. Adam, exactly. They're like, we're going to do all the gross shit that you don't want to have done to your fries or your hot dog. You're crazy. We're going to do all of it. Adam, to that point,

How does it stay open? How does it flourish? How? I don't know. Teenagers? Yeah, people with bad taste buds. No, no, no, no, no, no. Every time you go in there, it's always like people. The saddest, oldest people. It's always people over. It's the entire bus of church groups. It's people over 60. Yeah. And then me and my boys. Oh, what a cool hang. Over 60 kids.

BMI or whatever. We go, we go V candidates. No, it's my last one. Everyone there's like, this is my last one. My last one. I better not see you back here, but these are men who have had

been through the world. They've tried everything. Men who have made bad choices and they continue to make bad choices. They've tried meals from around the world and they keep coming back to the best meal and it's Wiener Schnitzel, which is such a good place. Dude, it's not good. I'm not a fan of the chili style that they do there. I don't like that style of chili. No bean. It's no bean chili. It's no bean chili. Yeah, yeah. Like Tommy's Hamburgers. I remember getting taken there when I moved to LA. No.

That's gross. You guys are crazy. And people are like, this is official. Like now you're from LA. And I took a bite and I was like, diarrhea, diarrhea. I mean, dude, you guys are crazy. You guys are crazy. I'm revoking your man card right now because you guys do not like good.

Adam, people with low T think there's man cards. Yeah, dude, it doesn't even exist. What? People with high T knows there isn't one because I'd have it. Bull crap, dude. If there's, I don't know what Isaac gave me then. I think I wrote something once where someone carried around a literal man card. Yeah, remember that because that's really good. Someone's like, I don't think those exist. And I go, they don't. This person made it for themselves is the joke. It's

It's an official Spike TV man card. And they were like, I don't get it. And I go, well, don't buy it then, I guess. And I won't. Oh, man, you guys are tripping. I will say they adapt. It's really funny, but okay. Wiener Snitchel does make like cod dogs, like fish stick dogs. And I'm like, I will say that's going a little far. See, and now you're making my point.

No, no, no, no. They do have some items that are questionable. So maybe we make a list of the worst fast food places. That's disgusting. Okay. Okay. Here we go. And at the top, do we say the top is the worst? Yes. Number one,

For me... No. Wienerschnitzel. Yoshinoya. I'm sorry, dude. It just... It ain't it for me. It ain't it. Calls of diarrhea. No. For me... So, okay. Wait. So, Adam, you've made your point very clear. Yeah. So, Blake. Yeah. What's worse than Wienerschnitzel? Just so we know where you're coming from. The worst...

Fast food restaurant? I know what it is. What? I actually had the first, the worst fast food experience I've ever had, I had with Blake. Do you remember? It was unreal. Yes, but I think that was a rare case. I agree. If I'm thinking about what I'm thinking about.

Popeyes. Was it on? Yeah. Popeyes on Hollywood. Yeah. We had a Popeyes incident. It was not good. I'll never forget it. Well, Popeyes, I would say 80% of all Popeyes are the worst. The cause of diarrhea. If you can find you a good Popeyes. Dude, it's just in the South. In the South. No, I know. That's where they're good.

Anywhere outside of the South? Yeah. There's a Burbank location that is cracking. It's cracking. This is an unpopular choice, but I'll say Jack in the Box. I think it's fucking gross. I've never had a good experience. Yeah, you know what? I agree. I used to eat so much of that shit, but it is... I, yeah.

I'm not a Jack guy. It's a little... Oh, Del Taco. No, Del Taco's flamethrower. Del Taco's good, dude. Del Taco's good. Del Taco's whack. What? Del Taco's zero flavor. It just was rated best fast food. Science. Oh, yeah. They take pride. By who? This dick? What?

Del Taco has no flavor. Every time I go there, I'm like, why am I chewing on this paper? Oh, wait. This is the meal. You add sauce. I'm going to add sauce to you. Come here. I wish you would. July 26th of last year in the KTLA. That is Los Angeles local news. This is some nerd who went to high school with Isaac. Chick-fil-A has been dethroned

As America's favorite fast food chain, according to a recent fast food poll conducted by USA Today, the popular chain known for its chicken sandwiches, waffle pies, mac and cheese has been bumped to third on the list. Number one, Del Taco. Whoa. Right. Number two, this is, it's a questionable list. Number two is KFC. I haven't been in a long time. Stop. I haven't been in a long time.

Three is Chick-fil-A. Four is In-N-Out. And five is Hardee's. This list is already whack. Yeah. This list is already sorry. Well, this list is L.A. specific, obviously. No, it's a USA Today poll. But Del Taco's not anywhere except California, I believe. No, no, no, no. It's nationwide now. And we don't have Hardee's, though. Del Taco is nationwide? Hold up. Hold up.

Hold up. Everyone who likes Del Taco is sorry. They grew up liking Del Taco. These are the people who think that In-N-Out fries are good.

Del Taco fries are very good. The fact that they have fries is blasphemy. No, that's cool, dude. You're trippy. What else should they have? Fucking like sourdough fucking dumplings? What are we talking about here? Go off, King. Dude, keep cooking. Keep cooking. Okay, so this... Blake...

So Blake, what's the worst one? What's the worst? Keep cooking. He just becomes like a sassy fucking Gen Z-er. Keep cooking Yas Queen. It's fire. Sorry bro. I'm sorry. My least favorite.

Least or weest? Either one. Least favorite. My weest favorite. I don't love Burger King, dude. Of course not. This is fine. You can say these things. But, but. I don't. I mean, I like Burger King. I like the charbroil.

Dude, I haven't been to a lot of these places in years. So I don't know if they've changed their cooking styles. It seems like Del Taco must have changed because I remember it just being like decent fast food. Like, you know, you get the chicken taco and it was

It was better than Taco Bell. This is the thing with fast food restaurants. They're all not great, but if you know your order, you find your items, you can go. Like Burger King, that's the one place where I'm not sure what I get. If I go to Jack in the Box, which I'm not a huge fan of,

I like their egg rolls, and I like their monster tacos. The tacos from Jack and the Crack? They're fucking wild. The worst. Their life change? When you're 22, they're game changers because you're like, oh, no, I always thought they were garbage. They're wild. They have a slice of cheese in them. You lose! They're so bad, they're good. That's what makes them good. I forgot.

Did I talk about how I went to Applebee's the other day on the way back from Oregon driving? I don't know if you did. You didn't hit Anderson's Peace Soup? Disappointed. Cruised by. Disappointed. Cruised right by that. But took the fam to Applebee's. Okay. You guys. You guys. What? Whew.

What? Yeah. It's so, it's not even bad. It's like gross. It's like gross. What? Disappointed! Well, yeah. Well, what sucks is you used to eat good in the neighborhood, and now I feel Chili's with their fun jingles have really taken over the fast casual space. And good for Chili's. Chili's for life. Oh, dude. Chili's is legit. Legit. Oh, Chili's is...

Houndtown. Oh, yeah, dude. And Applebee's had them in the 90s. I feel like you were fucking, you go to the Applebee's, baby. It was a real bummer. A lot of places have slipped. Because I'm like, this is what people are eating a lot of places.

And dude, it was gnarly. What'd you get? I need to know the order. I mean, I got their like the prime rib whatever sandwich. Like the, what do they call that where you dip it in the horseradish? What do they call that? Au jus? What do they call that? We don't know. Beef dip. Beef dip. The beef dip. I got the beef dip and then I got like some boneless wings to like kick it off. Oh my God.

Oh, I don't know. Shit was... Shit was marvellous. And this is just with your, like, little kids and your wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get boneless wings to kick it off. I love you, Darius. You're the best. What else would I get? My kids love boneless wings. Yeah, yeah. They're kicking it off. Starting to be young. But here's what I... Here's where I thought I was going to be fun. You say, kids, what do you want to kick it off with? I go, we're kicking it off, kids. And here's how we're kicking it. But here's how I try to kick it off further. I thought I was, like, the fun dad. I ordered...

what is essentially like a Shirley Temple, but they add pop rocks to it. The cause of diarrhea. Damn, son. So I got a 7-year-old, 11-year-old. I think they're going to be like, whoa! 11-year-old instantly goes...

That's disgusting. Seven-year-old sees it and he goes, what are those things? I go, it's candy. And he's like, that's gross. And I'm like... I mean, I kind of am questioning your children right now. Yeah. I tried it. It tastes normal. But the fact that they're like, let's put Pop Rocks into a Shirley Temple, dude. Is it real? That sounds dope to me, dude. I know, but it ended up being real, real diabetes. Like...

Diabetes? Diabetes. It just was like, it was like, am I drinking this for real right now? You guys had this on a menu for real? There's a guy that I, for whatever reason, my algorithm is like, you're going to like this. And I don't, but I watched like 80 videos. So you, so you love the guy with the big dick. Thank you.

Butt-lovin'! Yeah. The video of Isaac fucking Blake. That doesn't exist. He did not record it. No, the, like, My Life as a Soda Addict guy. And he's just, like, he has a garage floor-to-ceiling of...

sodas and he crushes 100 cans of soda a day and maybe more oh that's not good and he's but it's all like zeros and like no sugar sugar doesn't matter your boobs are huge but you're like this guy's gonna fucking die he's gonna die dude that's too much that's chemical overload you think that's too much Adam I do I do

That's too much. Yeah, that's a lot. That's chemical overload. Whatever is the zero about it. Even if there's no sugar, yeah, the replacement sweetener is going to do worse. Dude, even if it was full, I mean, both ways, if you have too much of one thing, whether it's 60 cups of coffee or a bunch of Z-Quil every night. Unless it's Circle, it's too much. Unless it's 100 cups of Circle, it's too much. Yeah, that's fine.

Which I'm hooked, by the way, Adam. I'm in now. Yeah? You've been sipping on your circle. I have, dude. Good, dude. At night, daddy sips his circle at night. Oh, don't touch daddy's circle. That's daddy's. It's a mojito flavor. I'm changing lives over here. My neighbor's having some work done on his house, and the guy who's doing the work is a sweet man. He's always very friendly. He's very nice to us when we have Bo out in the backyard or whatever. Yeah.

And he's like, hey, so your commercial, we saw your commercial and I have a nine-year-old. And I said, oh, I know that guy. And your circle water bottle commercial came on. And my son was like, oh, I want a water bottle. So I went out and bought him one.

He loves it. He's the coolest kid at school because I got him this circle water bottle and then I hooked him up with like 100 flavors, dude. Nice. Oh, shit. Gotcha, bitch. Yeah, dude. I love this power because for whatever reason. It's not power. It's a privilege. Yeah, the privilege. It's a power. To have a privilege is a power. Would you like to see it?

It's a superpower, dude. Do you want to see your kid again? No, because I'm making dads look so fucking good, dude. Like, McBride and his kids, his kids love it. So I've hooked them up with a bunch. And Blake's daughter, she was like, thank you so much for... They are. They're kissing the ring. They love it, dude. They love the circle. The power. You're like the godfather, dude. She was like...

You're like the godfather. I'm like, what was it when our age? Like now these kids like fucking water bottles. Pop rocks. Which is bizarre to me, but what was our shit? Firecrackers. It was firecrackers. Yeah, it was like throwing stars and firecrackers. Yeah, thank you, sir. Capri Sun. Here's a katana. Go grappling hooks. You're saying what liquids did we consume? Yeah, it must have been like squeeze-its where you twist off the top and you... Yeah, squeeze-its were awful.

the chain and surge energy yeah capri capri suns capri squeeze it yeah i see i mean ecto coolers the king of all right oh fucking ecto cooler baby ecto cooler high c was off the fucking chain bro

Fucking kidding me. And right now, I just want to get this clear. Right now, we're talking about what liquids, what beverages were given to us by children. What was the best beverage to be given to by a strange grown-up back in the day who potentially was in the commercial? Oh, no. That's a little niche. That's a little niche. I was just saying because these kids love circle water bottles. I'm like, did we have anything like that that was like, it's almost like a status flex.

But like it wasn't really There was no There was no bottled anything You just drank water from a water fountain Yeah or a hose Trapper keepers I feel like were a thing Yeah trapper keepers were a flex Scratch and sniff stickers I remember like my parents They like I don't know if they couldn't afford Sunny D or what the fucking Hang up was with this Sunny D But I remember always asking for Sunny D And then it'd be Mom would come home After you know grocery shopping

And it'd be some knockoff, knockoff Sunny D. Right. And you're like, this isn't what I want. And she's like, it's the same thing. And I'm like, mom, it's not the same thing because we're having a sleepover. I wanted the Sunny D in the fridge so I could be like, you guys want some Sunny D or some purple stuff? And we all go, we got to have the Sunny D. It's literally the commercial. You were literally trying to. I just wanted to do the commercial. Like purple stuff.

Fucking OJ. You know, Sean William Scott was in that commercial. Really? Whoa. I'm almost positive. Hey, not even surprised a little bit. Yeah, that's a legendary commercial. The Sonny D commercial. Yeah, Sean William Scott. Yeah, Sonny Delight commercial. Yes. And what was the...

What was the deal with Sunny Delight? Because it wasn't orange juice. What was it? Like sugar? It was an orange juice substitute that was actually just worse for you. Worse than orange juice. You lose! But delicious, dude. It was like how they had margarine for a while. They were like, margarine's better than you for butter. And then it turned out margarine was actually horrible for you and butter's good for you. I still fuck up some margarine. Where do you even find margarine?

Well, I don't. I use I can't believe it's not butter. That's what I feel. That's margin, right? Yeah, it has to be. That's bad for you? For sure. Really? Oops. You are so dumb. Who cares? Did your families use frozen orange juice?

Oh, yeah. Oh, and that's like from the 70s, right? No, 80s, 90s. Like you would have to crack it open and like pour water and like mix it yourself. Yeah. That was just life was just hard as fuck. Life was so hard. It came in a cardboard, cardboard can. Yeah. You can't even find that anymore. Does that not exist? It has to. Maybe like a Costco you could get it, but I don't know. In my grocery freezer.

Are you sure? You got to really look for it. I feel like that has to still exist. Why wouldn't it? It's just concentrated. But are people doing it? Yeah. Well, maybe if you're making like a punch, like a party drink. You're inventing scenarios where regular orange juice still works. Dude, I remember you would crack it open, then you'd take a spoon to it, and then you're like, this is fucking concentrated. Yeah, this is delicious. Wait, you'd eat it like a treat? Absolutely.

Absolutely. That's genius. I want to do that tonight. Absolutely. I bet it's so good. Go to Wienerschnitzel. Go home. Crack open a can of frozen OJ. I'm going to have diabetes real quick. Holy moly. I got to chill. I'm going to get that. Yeah, for whatever reason, these kids, they like...

water bottles now. I think maybe because all of their moms are like addicted to having Stanley cups or like you're allowed to bring water bottles into school. I feel like if you were to try to bring a water bottle into school, you that's a 100%. You can't bring that into fucking school.

When we were kids, like they're not going to allow you to just have your own drink. I remember when they started to let us do that. And me and my buddy, John, we would started making Kool-Aid in the back of the class. We would bring because you could only fill it with water. And then we would just like dump the Kool-Aid packs into it.

it uh dude and we would fuck up and get the ones without the sugar by accident i remember oh i'm sorry because you had to add sugar i mean dude life was hard back then i don't know super sour that shit was super sour though it was like it was like sour powder we used to remember they'd like come in there sour yeah super sour remember they come in the um the plastic like grenades mm-hmm

And then we would shake them really hard, and then you'd open them and then inhale the, like, fumes of the Kool-Aid. Woo, boy! This is when I need Kyle here. Kyle used to fucking... Kyle used to huff that shit, bro. You remember the kids that would snort pixie sticks? Oh, yeah, I was one of them. You were? Oh, yeah, for days, dude. I'd be taking fat lines. Okay.

It didn't transfer. I don't do coke. So it was like, yeah, I guess probably like if you do that as a kid, you're less likely to do coke later because you're like, I've already lived that life. Yeah. Fucking burn the shit out of my. I got to have my system. I was snorting so much pixies dust that I'm cool. I didn't do that, but I definitely would with a mechanical pencil would put all the lead out and then act like I'm injecting myself. See you all day. And I'll admit it. I don't even do heroin. Yeah.

Yeah. So, yeah, you're right. You got to start them young. Sounds like you did. There's always time. Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with kids where they're just like shooting up the lead pencils? Dude. Dude.

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If there was one drug that you don't do, none of us are drug guys. No. Luckily. I wish. So, like, which drug would we, if we're going to pick a drug and this is, you got to ride this with this drug, which drug are you going to get on board with? Hmm.

And it can't even be cocaine because I feel like cocaine is like... It doesn't count. It doesn't count. People do cocaine. Why doesn't it count? Yeah, it's just... I think it's like people... It's like socially acceptable. I mean, it isn't. So this has to be something... I don't even know what... It isn't. But it has to be like you're doing... You're like...

abusing ketamine or some shit yeah okay let me okay hold on i'm i'm setting it okay yeah yeah okay am i overseas hang on i'm abusing ketamine okay yeah what are those sticks they like chew in like the middle east

There's like these sticks that they chew. That's not drugs, though. My buddy used to bring those home from France. He was like a French kid, and they just chew on a stick. France. It's like a licorice tasting thing. I thought it was drugs. Remember how Isaac says France? France. France.

That's a very OC pronunciation. I went there once. Chill. Del Taco. No, I guess I would go like ayahuasca. Like just do that all the time. Over and over and over again? Yeah, but you can't do ayahuasca. I'm talking this is habitual. You're constantly doing this. What would you do, Adam? Just so we understand heroin. What are you talking about? No, I wouldn't do heroin. I would do some version of speed. Water trash. Okay. So meth, essentially. You would do meth? Yes.

Essentially. Okay. Yeah, but I would do it where they didn't used to call it meth. They would call it ice. You know, they had a cooler name for it. Blue Dream. Yeah. Blue Ice. Yeah. Wait, so the premise of this question is like, how do you want to die? No, he's just asking, will we do... You're saying like, what lifestyle do you want? Yeah, what kind of lifestyle? Yeah, meth. I mean, meth, you're like, it's go-to. No, LSD. As opposed to...

That's what you want to be on? Just running around butt naked in the freeway? Yeah, just like tie the bandana, have a bunch of LSD like on my forehead and just fucking going for it. Is that how it gets absorbed on your skin? You can. That's like in that movie SLC Punk where he has all the sheets of acid in his pants pockets and then he's running through the yard and the sprinkler goes off and he hits him in the crotch and then he's just... This is Matthew Lillard? Yeah.

Yeah. Great film. What a guy. No flowers. No flowers. That's a don't give him. Not at all. Dude, Matthew Willard is the best. He just got cast in something. I mean, okay, good. The fact that he's not one of those guys that some huge director has tapped to just bring back. You know how like, I mean, Tarantino would always do that. Like some actor that you're like, oh, whatever happened to them. And then he brings them back. And then they're as...

Good if not better than you've ever seen them right and Matthew Lillard is so fucking talented and so such a specific character Yeah, like he's so good. I was like this guy's a superstar you think he's gonna star in Tarantino's next movie I hope so. I hope so. If not, maybe we can get him in something that we do. They're saying that I

He is cast in the new Daredevil show. Fuck yes. So that's exciting. That show is fucking cool. He's still Shaggy. I believe he's still Shaggy. I think I was watching Scooby the other day and he still voices Shaggy. Oh, well, great.

I mean, he fucking nails it. I mean, he's been doing that for a long time. Maybe longer than Casey Kasem. Oh, wow. I forgot that he's Shaggy. That's so cool. Yeah. Oh, Paul Walterhauser. I ran into him. Very talented actor. Very funny guy. He's going to play Chris Farley in the Chris Farley biopic. That's right. That's right. Which is fucking awesome. He has a tattoo that says...

Short Burger King and no it says Short and Farley and Stern and and then like four more names. As in Daniel Stern. Exactly dude. And he goes this is and when I read it

I'm so glad that I thought Daniel Stern and not Howard Stern because he goes, well, it's Daniel Stern, not Howard. Oh yeah. And he says, Barney on his arm. And I'm like, Ernest, Ernest, uh, Jim Barney. And, and I, he goes, it's Daniel Stern, not Howard. And I go, weirdly, I'm so happy that I was thinking. Yeah.

I was thinking Daniel Stern. So he has great comedic taste. Great taste? You know what's crazy, dude? Classic. On my penis, I have tattooed Paul Walter Ha... It was going to be Paul Walter Hauser, but I...

You ran out of room? Yeah. Could you go down the other side? You could have wrapped it around, dude. You could have looped it around a few times. No, you still ran out of room? The guy said he couldn't. The guy said, I can't. Really? He said, it's science. I can't figure it out. And I go, that's all right.

And so he only charged me per letter instead. That's too bad. Dude, the fact that you're being real stingy with these points. This is one of my favorite bits. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Come on. Normally, I'm not advocating for Durst to get more points because on tour, you were real. You were throwing those out there pretty. He's loose. Fast and loose. He's loose. Fast and loose. Sometimes I'm just listening. So sorry. One more time. It is.

It's Martin Short. I don't remember them all. Maybe Isaac remembers a few more of them because Isaac was with me. Was there like more than seven? No, there was like, yeah, maybe there was six or seven. Yeah, maybe there was. Bartley Short, Stern, Varney. Varney. Herman. Samler, maybe. Herman. Yeah, Kerry. Kerry was, I believe. Okay. Strug.

And then maybe Sandler. Mulligan? Rudd? Yeah. Rudd? Rogan? Joe? Yeah, very nowadays. Yeah.

Bamford, Maria, Taro, Tig. She just had a comedy special come out the other day. I watched it. Hey, Adam, guess what? Yes, points! That's for you, brother. Thanks, Doug. Thanks, Doug. Bamford. Bamford. She's hella funny. She is. She is hella funny. Super funny. Super funny. Super funny. That's a legend right there. Yeah. She just had a Hulu special come out. Oh, so no. Todd looked it up. It's short, stern,

Farley, Varney, Carey, and Williams. Yes, for Robin. Yes, points! That's sick. Points. But a fucking pretty sick list. Who's on your list? Let's just do five. That's pretty funny. Give Isaac some points. Yes, points! Woo!

What did he write? He said Drew Carey. And by the way, and I'm not, no shots fired against Drew Carey. Very funny guy. But if it's Carey, there's one Carey. It's Jim. It's Jim. It's Jimothy. Yeah. It's my friend Jimothy Carey. Who are your five? What do you do? Like of all, it's hard because like, I feel like there's new people that are really funny, but...

But who's new that you would tattoo on your arm? It'd be Farley, Carey, Murphy, Sandler. I'm not doing Murphy. Williams. Serena. Serena. Venus or Serena. Okay, good, good, good. So you're leaving out Mike Myers. I got Moranis, Candy, Fox, Murray, and...

Who else? Candice. Who's Candice? Candy. Oh, Candy. John Candy. John Candy. Legend. Candy. So sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Moranis. Rick Moranis. Moranis. That's a wild. Candy. Candy. John. Fox. Jamie. Jamie. Murray. Bill.

And then... Yeah, you're much older than us. I'm now seeing that you're much, much older than us. Who... Dude, what about, like, freaking Will Ferrell? Yeah. And that's... And you're going to have your turn, Blake.

Blake, so then you can say. Yeah. I'm going to think on my last one. This is what I'm saying. It's like I have two sections because like part of me wants to say like Will Ferrell, Zach Galifianakis. It's a good one. Those are like new school. But like if I'm saying like what birthed me, it's like Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, Chris Farley. I think that's what he's kind of saying. I think you have to say your formative comics. Okay. Because these are all names of comedians.

comedic actors that sort of formed him, right? Yeah. Right. So I would say Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler. Okay. Well, you can't copy my list, dude. Dude, we're the same school. That's fine. You guys are overlap. Okay. Well, here's where I zag. Okay. It's in bad.

Okay, I like it. Great call. Okay, and Leslie Nielsen. Solid. I like it. Thank you. That's very good. Thank you. So you're leaving off Mike Myers then? I hated doing that. I hated doing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I got my last one. What? Who's kind of a sleeper. What?

But like Amy Sedaris is just super funny to me. Okay. Like strangers with candy. There's an all timer. Well, I mean, in that case, it's an all timer. In that last action hero audio book that I had read or listened to, they had said that the movies that they have turned down, and I think it was Arnold turned down how I married an, so I married an ax murderer.

Whoa, that would be a much different movie. A much different movie, right? I love learning shit like that. Woman. Whoa, man. Yeah, whenever they do those alternate, like who they were going to cast, like how there's the whole Chris Farley Shrek. I heard another one the other day that like, I was like, holy shit, that would have been so crazy. Dude, when I was on Chrysler's podcast last time, he was like...

He was like, so what roles have you passed, like turned down that ended up just being like such a hit? And I'm like, literally never. Shut up, bitch. I'm not, I don't get offers. Like, dude, if it's good enough, I'm probably, I'm going to do it, dude. I'm not getting the A plus offer. They're not offering me Shrek. You know, I'm going to, I'm going to be Shrek.

You know what I mean? Yeah. If anything, you were going to be the bull and then John Cena swooped you. Yeah. If anything, I get fired off the project for someone else. Yeah. Damn it. I mean, is Cena on my... Is Cena... Dude, I'll quit the podcast. I'll quit the podcast. He's kind of crushing. So we're doing new school. I go, Will Ferrell, Zach Alvinakis, John Cena...

No, you don't. Tim Heidecker. And you're ran out because it's mine. My new school would be you, Adam.

Thank you. Adam Devine. Thank you. My new school would be Blake Anderson, Anders Holm. Damn. Give me a hell yeah. Isaac. McBride. Farrell. Oh, McBride's so good. Yeah. McBride's so good. McBride's on the McBrides, yeah. Well, you did yours, so I'm doing mine. Oh, but that's a great call. This is new school? Can I kick you off? Stiller. Stiller. Stiller's great. Oh.

I'm taking Amy Sedaris, love you, Stiller's on there for sure. Because he's just the quadruple threat. Amy Poehler. Or Jack Black. There's a lot of guys. Jack Black. Yeah, there's a lot of guys that...

You know. They're so much good. That was one thing we didn't even talk about. Did we talk about the SNL 50th? It was just like there were so many comedians and I'm just like, God, these guys all fucking rule. I thought it was super duper duper funny. Yeah. I haven't watched SNL in months! Years. And...

You are so dumb. I've watched it in months. And I really loved it. They fucking crushed it, dude. So I would love to give flowers. I think this is safe to give flowers to the SNL 50. The SNL 50. Let's pull the plug. I don't know. There goes Lauren. And you know what? There was one part that disappointed me that kind of broke my heart. Because I was like, as soon as it came on, I was like, oh shit, here we go. And

And it was funny, but not so funny. And I don't think anybody got it outside of SNL because people just don't know this much inside baseball. And it was the deep thoughts with Jack Handy, which are always legendary. Yeah.

Yeah. Always amazing. And you didn't like this one? The joke was like, you know, some people think we did SNL because we loved it and we had so much fun and we respected Lorne and loved Lorne, but really we did it for the money, which

Which is a joke about how little they pay on SNL. Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then most people know. But I don't think people know. Right. And also, like, yes, they're living in, like, New York, which is super expensive and making, like, 120 grand. But 120 grand is somebody in Mobile, Alabama. They're fucking killing it. Yeah. Absolutely. They're at Dauphine right now having a drink. You lose! That's where I was eating when I was there. Yeah, I don't know what Dauphine is. But I was super...

It's like the one restaurant with a view. But I was kind of like, fuck, nobody knows. Nobody gets paid on this show. Come on, man. Yeah. But hey, to each their own. A little deep cut. He's a legend. Jack Candy, the original tweeter, essentially. Yeah, that's kind of he was kind of getting some tweets off. I also randomly now that we're talking about Bill Murray did hot ones and that was pretty entertaining. He didn't even flinch. I like that. Zero phased. Didn't flinch at all.

It was weird. Just eight wings. So he did on the 50th, like as part of the... No, no. He's pushing a movie. Oh, okay. He's pushing a movie with... Pete Davidson. Pete Davidson. Oh, really? Oh, cool. And he's on the press. He's pressing the flesh out there. And he did hot ones. And he did... I think a lot of older people do it and have no problem because their mouths are just done. Yeah, their mouths are catcher's mitts. Yeah. I don't know because my dad has smoked...

so many cigarettes. He's just leather on the inside and outside. I mean, if you put a wisp of Tabasco sauce near any of his food, he's like, ooh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! It's, dude, it's comical. He turns into a cartoon wolf. It's fucking...

It's wild. And I think it's just his Midwestern-ness. Bill has gotten out of the Midwest. My dad hasn't. Yeah. It's only to visit me is when he's left the Midwest. What's up with that? So he doesn't have the palate for it. I mean, it's fucking wild. But Bill has seen something. He's out and about. Yeah, but no matter what, those wings are spicy AF, dude. Oh, yeah, dude. He doesn't even...

I think maybe towards the very end, his eyes start to water slightly. Well, I handled mine when I was on the, when I did that. I was able to throw him back. You did great. You were very funny, but I do think you were like, a little bit of like a runny nose. Well, I was sweating and yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I was crying and pissing. I pissed myself. Yeah. My pants. Yeah. Yeah.

But I did. I handled it. I handled it. I did. They thought it was hot sauce. And you were like, no, that's blood coming out of my butthole. Yeah. You have a last dab in your pants. Whoopsies. Whoopsies. Sorry. Goofies.

Murray on the tats. Any take backs? That's a great... Sorry, go ahead. That's a great tattoo idea. No, it's just a good... Because I mean... I imagine... And maybe I'm wrong. He's in his dressing room. He's getting into his wardrobe. He fucking looks in the mirror at his arm and...

and is like, just go do what these guys did. Mm-hmm. Know what I mean? Then he covers it. And then plays that serial killer in that miniseries that he did where he fucking crushed it. I just fingered her butthole. Yeah. He's a really good actor. I like butthole. I guess I kind of like butthole.

He's a great actor and he's very funny. He's a very talented man. What was that called? Blackbird. Yeah, I would love to try to find something. Blackbird. I'd love to try to find something to do. I'd try to get Blackbird tattooed. Derses is all just like serial killer movies. Hello?

Mine is Dahmer. I got Gacy. Wait, what's the list for? Heroes, right? Uh-huh. It's just Dahmer. Bundy. It's that guy from Norway that Durs looks identical to that locks the women in the basement. Dahmer again. Uh,

Just because, of course. The Unabomber. It just says Unabomber. Yeah. Timothy McVeigh. The Chick Charlize Theron played in Monster just to fucking shake things up. Oh, legend. He's such a legend. Oh, I got a Unabomber one when I was in Oklahoma. It just says Cleborn or whatever the Columbine kid was. The Trenchcoat Mafia. Okay. This is getting dark. This is dark, Cooper. Any take backs? Any apologies? Whatever.

What a time. Mostly that last bit. That last bit. Double downs. What did I say I was going to take back later? But I already took it back. So probably something about me. Yeah. Yeah. If I had to guess, it was about Blake. Something mean. Something cruel. Sorry. But I stand by everything I say about Blake. I would like to double down. You spread a lot. Yeah.

You guys are spreading a lot of lies. I'd like to double down on whatever I say about Blake in this episode. You know what? I would like to... Did we talk about the fast food this episode? Yeah. I think so. The fast food? The fast food. You know what? I'm going to take back that I said Burger King was the worst because I haven't had it in a long enough time and I would like to give it another shot before I really bury it. But you can't take it back without replacing it. Back.

Can ticket back? It's Long John Silvers. Is Long John Silvers on the list? It's not fast enough. I don't think so. It's not fast. It's pretty damn fast. It's pretty fast. Well, I don't know about you. I think it's pretty damn fast. But is there a drive-thru? If there's a drive-thru account. I think so. Okay, then yeah. Then fuck Long John Silvers, dude. But they have... See, then this goes back to my point. There's items on the list. Their Hush Puppies are very good. Okay. So, Blake, you can't take Burger King off the list without replacing it. Because I...

Because I don't like now. It's a cop out. It's almost a cop out. Blake, just stand for something once. Just stand for something. I hate to say this, but I've had I've had a bad experience with White Castle before. Oh, yeah. White Castle is awful. Well, you could say that White Castle fucking sucks, dude. OK, you're right. You know, what's better is crystal. Why do you feel bad about saying that? Because I know I don't want to like I know like a lot. Isn't it's like a Chicago thing. I don't want to shit on it.

Is it? It's not necessarily a Chicago thing. There's one in Chicago. There's a whole movie franchise about it. That's true. It's like maybe I just had it in like a gas station and it was very bad. Yeah, it's awful. Very. The meat is like liquid. Yeah, it's really bad. I don't even think I said my worst. Did I? I don't know.

Hit us with it. And by the way, Arby's rocks. Speaking of... Speaking of liquid meat, Arby's. Arby's? Arby's rocks. Yeah, Arby's. You can get a great meal at Arby's. Dude, their curly fries. Get them. I can't remember. Do they...

Do they have the meats? Absolutely. I ate the bone. I ate the bones. That was my take back. So I did mine. I mean, Burger King's out there, man. I think you said Del Taco, didn't you? Me? Yes. And then I was like, it was just ranked the best. But it sucks. According to USA Today.

Yeah, why don't you go eat it right now, you fuckface? What? Stop. Take backs. I gotta take back. I take back. I'm so sorry. I'm just saying what I saw. Why don't you say something else? Everybody sucks!

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