Ep 242: Are You Smarter Than A Podcaster?
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Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on This is Important, everything is loaded with fucking semen now. What are they teaching us? We're out in the ocean just grabbing tiger shirts. I have to maintain this friendship. Let's go! Let's go!

I'm just watching Adam get ready to clap here. He's just like, I guess we're clapping. Let me just fucking flex. Oh, man. Oh, me? I'm just clapping. Goddamn. Goddamn.

And if you're not one of our 1,100 subscribers, you're missing out today because these boys are flopping in the wind. Adam's got his guns out. They're not even flopping, dude. They're kind of taut. Yeah, they are. You're looking skinny mini, bro. Yeah, my tits are taut. My tits have stayed taut, though. Everybody's looking good. And Blake, you haven't taken the plaque out of the box? No, not yet.

Not yet. I just really want to make sure we're talking about our YouTube plaques. I just want to I want it to stay shiny. Just hanging on your wall. Yeah. Moana style. Got it. Well, I would take a nail. I don't have a nail. Oh, yeah. You just get one. Yeah. You for sure can get those a lot of places. You take the nail off of that artwork that's been hanging there since the second you moved in and you replace it with.

are one of our many accolades. Okay. I'm a fucking idiot. I'm sorry, bro. I knew it, Blazer. I knew it. Well, we just did promo, and the reason we're all hyped up, wearing these sick, and dare I say, a lot of people might think they're douchey. I think they're sick.

I think they're totally sick. Captain's hats. Yeah. The reason we're wearing them is because we just made a huge announcement that the cruise is going to be cruising February 22nd through the 26th of next year, 2026 out of Tampa, all the way down to Cozumel, Mexico.

That's right. Dude, Mexico, baby. I love that. It's the Bay. I'm very, very excited about it. Oh my gosh. I can't wait to get on that open water. And wait, you don't like these hats? You don't like these hats. I thought we were just, I was just.

remarking about how this is such a young go hard group, dude group at a bar hat. Yeah. Yeah. If you see a group of dudes wearing these, they're, they're taking shots. They're trouble. Yeah. They're having a good time. I would say they're date raping. You think so? It's a good possibility. I would say eight out of 10 times. There is one person in the cruise date raping. If they're, if they're wearing this as bulky donkey and Troy, you know what I told her? I said, I'm the captain now. I mean, that's exactly, that's exactly right. Yeah.

Then I threw in a dumpster, got in my Wrangler. So I don't know why it was my pitch to wear these hats, but I just kind of thought. Yeah, because you definitely sent these to our doorstep. I did, I did. And you said, please keep them even beyond the promo because I'd love to go out. Yeah, I said this. Well, I said this one fits your personality, Blake. And then I underlined it. The Amazon guy, he handed me the box knowing for the joke, he knew what was inside of it. And he kind of.

held it while I took it. Yeah. He wanted to let it go. Are you the guy? Yeah. And then he, and then he,

He says quietly, I have a daughter. And you're like, what was that? Anything to do with anything? Like what? I'm just ordering a captain. I know. I know. I go, I said, God, bummer. I mean, the captain, they're fine. They're cool. Uh, you know, I thought it was fun. We just did an announcement, a video announcement for the cruise. That's why we're rocking them. But, uh,

And then I was like, we should have a background of like a yacht or of the ocean or maybe dolphins. Yeah.

In the background or something. I didn't know what the Zoom app was capable of. Theirs worked just fine and we're able to get cool backgrounds. He has a pirate hat. Me and Blake. Yeah, Blake and Dursley. And mine just didn't work. The Tet Ghost is still haunting. Yeah, that's really bizarre. It stays haunting. I don't know why. And I'm still having fun. I got a little pirate hat with an eyepatch on right now. That's really cool. I love that. I love that we're exploring...

Remember when we had to do a pirate? I mean, had to. We chose to. You had to wear an eyepatch for something we were doing. It was like a sketch. It was a karate sketch, right? Yes. Where I was like a dojo master. Yeah, it was a sketch we did way back in the day. And then he would know the lines front and back.

before he put the eye patch on, he put the eye patch on and he could never worn the eye patch in like our rehearsals at the house or even beforehand and then put the eye patch on and we ran lines just before we were going on just before couldn't could not cognitively connect. See, then I would I would lift it up, say the line, say the line, put it down, lose the line, lift it back up.

Find the mind. I remember that being so weird. I wonder if that has anything also human brain. I think it's your brain. I think it's like, yeah,

A beautiful mind. Yeah. Like, is that also, like, why you can't tell time? Or, like, there has to be some... Connective tissue there? Some... Something. I can tell time. Huh? I just can't read it. Well, don't backpedal now. I can tell people what it is. No, no, no. I can tell people what it is. I just can't read it. Oh, I'm so sorry. That's a different... I'm so sorry. I'm a fucking idiot. Yeah, maybe. Maybe that's the case. You know, like, I can tell you it's 3.59 right now, but...

I don't know, man. Definitely weird. Definitely the human brain of mine. The human brain. Do you guys have anything weird that you know about your brain? That's a really good question. I mean, no. No, Blake, you're really dumb. I'll say that about you. Okay. Well, play me in Jeopardy, bro. Let's go.

Let's go, bro. I'm ready. And Blake, are you in hell right now? I am. If you're one of the 101,000 followers on YouTube, you know my man is in hell. So you're just saying that the thing with my brain is that it doesn't work. Is that it's, yeah, it doesn't work. That's what you're saying. Okay. Yeah. Fair enough. I would say that's almost more normal than what's wrong with mine. Yeah. That's not very kind, but. No, you're a smart guy in some aspects. And. Woohoo! Woohoo!

I can tell you don't mean it. This is the most insincere you've ever been. Sincere. When it's insincere, it's sincere. I would say that we're in the same boat. I was about to add that we're in the same boat. That doesn't make it better. You can't just shit on me and then say, I also suck. You're so dumb. I don't suck. I fucking rock, dude. But...

But I'm so dumb, dude, and so are you. And so is Durr's, just in a different way. Is there something you do know about? What? Adam, is there something you know about that would shock anyone? Yeah. No. Like the Civil War or some shit? Nah. The Civil War? No. Nam. You know about Nam? Nam? Nah. You don't know about Nam, bro. Absolutely, I don't know about that. You're right. If anyone knew anything about it, that would be more than what I know about it.

I will say, you know what? I like you admitting that you're dumb. I'm willing to admit I'm dumb. I'm much more a fan of people who can admit they're dumb than cannot admit they're dumb. I don't like people who think they're fucking smart and they're obviously not. I feel like Blake's talking about smart people, though. Well, you're dumb too, though, right? Aren't you? Who's the smartest person you know personally? Well, they're not in our friend group for sure. Like...

And what is smart? Like, knowing things or being, like, very capable people? Exactly. Okay, what is smart? I think I'm very emotionally intelligent. I'm very in touch. I'm very in tune. I mean, that's what dumb people say. Yeah, that's what, no, that's what bitches say. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, if you're,

If you don't know anything, you're like, but I know emotions because you're crying every day. You know what? I do. I do know emotions because I'm crying because I don't understand things. That's worth a lot. You just wait because when the shit hits the fan, you're going to need people like me. I'm emotionally intelligent because I cry a lot because I don't understand things and it really frightens and scares me. Freaking.

see ya that is not what emotional intelligence means it doesn't mean sensitivity and crying well that this is what you know what's it mean you genius and the horoscopes i bet also and crystals it has some things to do with crystals yes crystal burger as well hell yeah you know it's just being able to identify when people are going through shit being you know being kind to them and

Really? Not just like laying in on them when they're very vulnerable and need a friend. I don't even understand what you're talking about. Yeah, I'm breaking your guy's brain. That's bitch made, dude. Yes. Let's package it in the bitch. Wait, so you're telling me you can understand when people are like going through something? Yeah. Okay. I'll take your word for it. Yeah, sure. Doubt it. Huh? Oh, yeah. The bitch. Huh?

Well, OK, so you don't have anybody in your life who's smart. You don't have a subject that you think you excel in, that you're really smart about. Maybe we are just really dumb people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. It's established. We've logged hours to prove this. Well, come on the cruise and be done with us. Yeah, we're fun. I'll say that. That's a great idea. Jeopardy versus people or whatever. We should do that. Game show night where we do trivia versus the norms. Okay. And by norms, I mean people out there whose emotions I can't read. Are you smarter than a podcaster?

Okay, I like this. That's pretty good. Well, absolutely. We should do a Jeopardy night. That'd be fun. I do think people now like tee off on us saying how dumb and stupid we are. We should definitely challenge them to a battle of wits and intelligence on the ship. Who tees off on us? I don't see anyone teeing off on us.

Oh, my DMs are just people. I was going to say, man, that's tough. Yeah, I think people give us shit, but like, I don't really get that we're dumb. Well, I think Blake also reads the internet a little too. You're like, yeah, I probably am a little too tuned in to the comment section on the

Instagram. Yeah, you're digging in the crates a little bit. You never just hit delete all and go like I see like the beginning of one that's like my cousin has and it's like half of can like cans and I'm like and I go no energy that went bad. Yeah, I can't look and by the way, everyone who sends me messages about dying friends or birthday parties that they want me to like send a video for. Okay. Oh, specific. Okay. Hey, it's a great idea. I'm just not that guy pal. What?

We. Yeah, there is is not that guy. I've done a few. But you know who sends me messages every year? And I wonder if he does it. And he just the reason I'm remembering this and I might have said on the podcast. OK, he sent me a message the other day because the Righteous Gemstones is airing the and he just hit me up about how he liked the episode the other day. And I've only met him like once or maybe twice. Joe Biden. Tell us this, Joe.

Judge Justice Sonia Sotomayor. What? Sure. No. He does? No. No, it was... It was Ric Flair, dude. What? Okay. Nice. Poposal!

Kind of tight, huh? You have Ric Flair in your DMs? He's a Gemstones fan. No, I have his text. We text each other, dude. You have Ric Flair's phone number? Yeah, man. Oh, my God. And the two people that hit me up every year for my birthday without fail, Ric Flair and Weird Al. What?

What the fuck? What? Yeah. That is one of the most extreme flexes to me specifically. Like those. I know. Yeah. I feel like I also hit you up. Whatever. It's fine. Yeah. You guys, you guys do. And what I say, I say every, well, I say every year, sometimes you guys miss a year. Yeah. So every once in a while, it might be a day later. I think I have missed one. Yeah. Ders is more spot on. I'll, I'll give him that.

I would say, yeah, I do believe you nail it. Well, he has to. Blake will miss one. I have to maintain this friendship. Yeah. If you don't wish him happy birthday...

Then it's fun. Then it's over. Yeah, it's over. Say it! Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know, I know. Holding on by a thread. Damn. You know, when I did the thing at the AEW the other week, I was thinking, like, I thought it was very fun and, like, it was awesome for sure. Yeah, yeah. And then I got off stage and people were like, that had to have been a bucket list thing for you. Sure. Of course. And it wasn't. Oh, my God.

Oh my god! It wasn't. It didn't even... It's still... Even now, I'm like, yeah, it was a cool thing. Like, not bucket list. I wouldn't put it up there. Oh, wait. Even close to the top 10 things that I'd want to do before I die. Right. But I was thinking, Blake and Kyle, that is their bucket list. To go in the ring, 20,000 screaming fans...

chokeslam someone you know i wish there was probably more to it but you know what they say one one man's bucket list is another man's sure fine i'll do that list is a fucking fine for promotion i'll do it list yeah but what what do you think because i was like well that's probably yours right a bucket list thing for you are you saying i'm going so or i'm going in with kyle into the ring and

And chokeslam. I mean, I don't know. Yeah. Well, I'm just saying that would be like, cause if it was like me and Kyle going in, like we, we have like spray paint, we chokeslam a guy, we spray paint NWO on his back. That would be like, that would be like, I could die after that. That would be incredible. Okay. Yeah. I see. I wouldn't want to die after that.

Okay. Right. I would just go, I'm going to keep living. That's a cool thing I did, but I'm going to keep living. There's like a lot of stuff that, yeah, being in the center of the ring after Chokeslam, like you should have thrown a freaking suck it, dude. You should have been. But that's not AEW, man. It's not AEW. I know, but you can still throw a suck it and the fans will go wild, dude. Yeah. I was just putting my sunglasses on like I was told to do. I was told to like put on some sunglasses. Oh, they told you to do that? Yeah. They're like, hey, if and when this guy wins. Put your sunglasses on.

Put on some sunglasses. Yeah. And I'm like, okay, yeah, I got sunglasses. Did you pitch like, yo, could I do a stone cold? Could somebody throw me two beers? I chugged the beers. Maybe I stunner somebody. Yeah, there wasn't a lot of pitching. Okay. Dude, I didn't even know I was going to do it. I think we talked about this last time. I didn't know I was going to do it. I walk in. They were like, how physical are you willing to get? And I'm like, what?

What's that? And they're like, maybe you chokeslammed someone? I'm like, maybe. And they're like, yeah, at the end of the match, I'll come and grab you and you climb in the ring and you chokeslam this guy. And I'm like, okay. And then he sold it so well, dude. I wasn't doing shit. I'm like, these wrestlers are sick. It was a very cool, I'm downplaying it like it meant nothing. It was very cool experience. But it wasn't like, I didn't feel like now I can die afterwards.

Well, after you described it, I was like, I was not anxiety, but I was just going through my mind about going to something like that and pretending like I wanted to be there. Right.

Fuck it. I was like, how would I do this? Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, you less so than me. Yeah. I feel it. Yeah, of course. I mean, obviously, I was a wrestle head for a large portion of my life. And is that what they call fans of wrestling? A wrestle head? No, I just said that. I'm just asking because you said it. Go ahead. I just said that. But I was super... I was an NWOite. I was...

Totally. Is that what they call those? Yeah, I was D-Generation X. I was all these things, man. I was so into it. I fucking loved that shit in freaking high school. So that's a bucket list thing. Adam, if it's not a bucket list thing for you, what would be a bucket list thing? What do you got? I don't know. I think... Oh, man! What do you guys think would be a bucket list thing for me? Because I thought immediately upon getting off of the stage or the ring, I was like that...

I wish this were Blake. I wish you thought that. That was the first thought you had? I wish I felt something, but your emotional intelligence is like zero. Wait, your first thought. That is so kind. You got out of the ring and you thought. No, the first thought is Tony. Tony was like, oh my God, my heart is racing. That was incredible. And my heart wasn't beating. Maybe. At all. I was dead. Heart stopped. You're Paul Bearer, dude. Maybe.

I was like, oh, yeah, mine too. It wasn't. I was just totally fine. I was like, it wasn't racing. I was like, yeah, I feel like it. We get it, bro. You've been on big stages. All right. I get it. Well, I don't even know if it was the stage or maybe it was a stage for it. Maybe. Here's the first thing my mind goes to what you're like bucket list is like.

It's like a poker tournament. You're fucking playing like a big hand to win it all or something. Is that? I mean, I don't play poker. You don't even play poker. I don't really play poker, dude. Do you even know him? No wonder you don't call him on his birthday. You don't know what the fuck it is. I don't really play poker. That feels like high stakes poker.

Fucking, you know, really pushing in the money. What is it called? Wow. Wow, dude. Jesus. Pushing in the money. I'm a dude. Jeopardy question. What is pushing in the money? Pushing in the money. So you're not going to host the casino night on the cruise, I take it. I take that'll be me. Calling all bettors. We are pushing in...

all the money let's go and i you mean like going all in is that what you're that's what i meant yeah that's what i meant by the way never ever played cards in my life pushing in the money baby you've never played cards not really i can only play this one game called we've talked about this i feel like i played norwegian poker with my grandma oh which was like very weird yeah it's not even poker this is the way oh that's right when we tried to play blackjack in i think atlantic city uh

We really had to coach you up a little bit. Well, that I know how to play. Blackjack is not called. Oh, then who are we? Who are we? Was it Blake that didn't know? Todd? I know how to play 21. Well, it's called blackjack. You played a 21. Was it Todd? It was somebody. Okay. It was someone. Someone in our group didn't know. But okay. I played a 21. Yeah. Todd, was it you, Todd? Luck be a lady. Todd says it wasn't me. A true degenerate gambler. Maybe it was just a rando. Right.

Maybe. Yeah, I feel... Yeah, mine would probably be something where I might die. Yeah. Like, wrestling, I know I'm not going to die. It has to be. Your bucket list is to literally maybe be kicking the bucket. Almost, but not. Like, like, like...

Squirrel suiting. Like squirrel suit. Like if I dove off a cliff in a squirrel suit. But you don't want to do... Yeah, you don't. You don't want to like train up for squirrel suit. Yeah, I don't. I'm not going to do that. But if you could do something similar to that, that's a bucket list thing for you. Yeah, well, it was like scuba diving with sharks. Like shark diving, I think, was a bucket list thing for me because I thought that was fucking incredible. You know what's so weird? What?

I would never ever like look for that. But when the opportunity presents itself, I go, yeah, all right. Cameras are rolling. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I would never ever do that on my own. If my friends were like, we're all going to go shark diving. I don't know if I would do it. I mean, maybe I would if it was going to be like a cool trip or whatever. But like it just unless it's like a work thing. I'm like, I don't know. I'll be at the crib. Yeah.

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I think all my bucket list things are like going places. There's places I want to visit before I die. I don't know if there's like activities I want to do. Do you travel, Blake? Not really. Not much. Interesting. Yeah, to the bar and back. You know you can. You know you can.

I mean, I get places, but there are places I would like to go. What does that mean, dude? I get places. I get places. I'm going to be on the yacht. I'm going to Cozumel. Adam, you get places? I'm going to Cozumel, baby. Hey, Tampa. Well, yeah, because we're doing this cruise together, but you mean for work. I'm kind of that way, too. I don't take many trips.

Like, I don't go on a lot of vacations. Oh, you got to travel. You got to travel. Yeah, traveling is kind of like, to me, is like kind of a stressful thing. It's kind of a jam up. It kind of is off-putting. Really? I don't like packing. Can I tell you something? What? Can I tell you something? What? Don't pack. Shop when you get there. Okay.

Very shagadelic. Go somewhere awesome, eat good food. I mean, I love that. Everywhere has like Yelp or whatever, like kind of where you can find a restaurant. And also, Blake, you have money, dude. I mean, take some of the money that we're earning off this podcast from our 10,000 fucking ads that we have. Hello, baby. And put that to, yeah, take some of the load boost cash and put it to a trip. Take some of that load boost. But I also, I don't think I'm like,

Maybe I'm in the minority, but, like... You're not. You're white. Not liking to go on vacations is not, like, a totally foreign thing. Like, the thought of, like, planning a trip to Japan, as much as I would love to do that, it's just, like, there's just so... There's so much stuff where, like, I just...

I'd rather just stay home. Dude, you just go. Just go in two weeks. That's just a house cat. That's a house cat mentality. That's my wife has the same thing. Just go. And by the way, I'm a house cat too.

But like, I got to get out there. I got to see shit. I will eventually. No, that's junkyard dog mentality right there. Oh, is that right? Yeah, dude. Isn't that also the same thing? They're also chained to a yard. Yeah, but they're always trying to get out. Oh, they are. That's true. The house cat doesn't want to leave. House cat doesn't want to leave. A junkyard dog always sneaks out. Yeah, junkyard dog is always like, as soon as I get off this chain. Let me off the leash. He's circling back to wrestling here. Great legend. Legend. Legend.

Just go to Japan. I will. I will get there. I'm going to go. It's a bucket list. I will not. I don't think you will. I will go before I die. I guarantee it. Guarantee it.

Unless I fucking peace out hell of a random. You know cheers in Japanese? Yeah, kumpai. The best. The best cheers of all the cheers, dude. Absolutely. Kumpai. Yeah, get them. Makes me hungry. I'm going to cum. That's a celebratory right there. And that's making babies. That's load boost money. Kumpai. Everybody's coming. I like that. Everybody's. Everybody's coming. I like that.

To Japan. Goodbye. My bucket list... I don't know what my bucket list would be. I feel like my bucket list would be things that, like, I can't just make happen. You know what I mean? Like...

we were going through our, like our tattoo names of comedy people. Like if I could be in a writer's room and sit and like break a story with like a Ben Stiller or somebody like that, you know what I mean? Like, I just had that experience and like make something that'd be fucking sick, but he won't return my calls. I bet you could have, uh, if when severance season three, uh, is staffing up, you could throw your name and be like, yo, what if they weren't severed? No,

Well, we have friends that are in that writer's room. I think that's a possibility that you could get in there if you really, really wanted that. I mean, I've even... I've sat... I can't remember what it was for. Was it Zoolander 2 or something? Okay. Where I did sit in a room with Ben and Justin Theroux and kind of bullshit about ideas for the script. But...

Perfect. But you did it, but they didn't make it. It was like, no, but it was like, I don't know. It was like a short session or something. I can't remember exactly why I was there. Do you think they wrapped it up and like pretended to be leaving? And then you went back and Hey, everybody hold back real quick. Um,

All right, Ders. We're going to call it. We're going to call it. Everybody. Everybody except for Ders, hold back real quick. Real quick. I was just still eating my lunch from like a round table. And then they were like, do you care if we have a meeting? And I go, I got some ideas. Cool.

No, but I don't know. Like doing something creative with somebody. Yes, you mentioned this even when we were talking about like, yo, if we had a billion dollars or whatever, Adam would like shoot down planes with missile launchers and you were like, I just want to like create something or whatever. So your bucket list and your billion dollar list is different.

Yeah, you could build a city like SimCity. You could, you know, be the mastermind of this beautiful city and create this wonderful utopia. And I could destroy it with my rocket launchers. And that would be a cool yin and yang for me and you. Yeah, right. I love it.

bucket list let's start filling out our bucket list because we are getting old and we do need to really like complete it for so the wrestling thing would do it for you blaze that's a thing that's on your bucket list yeah I think I think that would be really cool and also like he wants to travel but too much of a

Japan. To me, that seems so, like, surface. Like, yeah, come here and, like, do this thing. Like, see ya. Like, I don't know. That's a long list. No, like, a bucket list to me is, like, something you have to do before you die. I don't have to do that. That would be a fucking...

awesome moment in my life to do like be on the pro wrestling stage. That would be very cool. But I won't feel incomplete if I'm lying in my deathbed and I did not. I also feel like I don't have to do anything. I just think it would be cool to do like I didn't have to go shark diving. That wasn't like I have to go shark diving. It was just when it was just the pandemic and we were like perfect. Well, I had done it once before with Efron in for in

in Hawaii for Mike and Dave new wedding dates. And we were just like, let's fucking do it. And then when I did it, like, I was like, holy shit, that was insane and incredible. And then, uh,

We did. It wasn't as fun with us. You had some unfinished business. Now, what was it like diving with him? Because I imagine you were a little... You lost a bunch of weight for that. But I was going to say, next to him, you got a lot more meat on your bones. Sharks are going for you. They're not necessarily going for Mr. Efron. Yeah, your body type... Yeah, they're like, he's one of us. He's one of us. Your body type is way more of a harbor seal. Right. He's got shark skin. Yeah. He has two little fish next to his dick just swimming around. Beluga. Beluga.

We're going to eat up this one. What do they call these? Gills? Gills. Yes! Yes! I'm so dumb. No, you're good, dude. I was for sure scared because it wasn't a small tiger shark. We saw a couple small tiger sharks when we did the...

Can't get into it. Tiger shark layer thing. It was 13 feet. It was the size of a fucking van that came out of nowhere. It was fucking enormous. Right. And then Zach swims up to it and grabs its fin. Yeah. Yeah. He's like that. And everybody was like, that shit was fucking insane. And then he does it two more times. Wow, dude. Does he have like a death wish? Does he have like a death wish personality where he's just like, I don't know. I don't know. That's crazy. That's crazy.

Because that's disastrous. I would never, ever do that. Yeah, it seemed like a wild... I mean, it's a... You know. Obviously, it was a wild shark. It was... We weren't in fucking SeaWorld. We were out in the ocean. Right. Just grabbing tiger sharks.

So that was crazy. It's a weird question, Blake. It's a weird question. When I say death wish, I don't mean like he's like suicidal or anything. I'm just saying like, is the guy like, just, it seems like. I think he's a risk taker. Yeah. I think he's a risk taker. Yeah. He's like, I dare you to kill me. God. I think I would like, you know, I want to go on a safari. Like I might shoot this thing in Africa later this year. That would be dope. And if I do actually shoot that movie, I want to try to extend and go on like a six of

and like see some lions and tigers. Oh my. It's awesome. Yeah. That would be incredible. I love that idea. It's the shit. And you're also just in a van looking at animals. I'm living in a nightmare. It's, it's this weird duality where you're like, whoa, it's a fucking lion. And we're, we're on their turf. It's not the zoo.

But at the same time, I'm eating Doritos in this van. That's cool. And then we just drive away. You know what I mean? So that's cool. So you're allowed to bring sandwiches because that was my follow-up question. Yeah. Can you bring sandwiches and Doritos? Now it's my bucket list. All right. Now I move right up to the top. Now it's my bucket list. Move right up to the top. What are the Dorito flavors in Africa? Are there some different ones, like some good ones? That's...

So racist. No, it is not, dude. I've been to Europe. I'm just fucking around. They got some wild ass chip flavors overseas, bro. Rhino meat. You know they got rhino meat. Even in Canada, they got weird ass chip flavors, bro. Yeah, like ketchup and maple syrup and shit. No, all dressed. Shout out to all dressed. Fucking wonderful. Now he likes Canada. Okay. And also ketchup.

And ketchup, but not maple syrup. That's not chip flavor. Yeah, I bet they do. I guarantee there's a maple syrup chip up in Canada, without a doubt. I mean, maybe as a

As a goof. Producers, feel free to put that in the chat. Thank you. They won't. They're busy. Without a doubt. And it's sort of like Kit Kats in Japan. Right. They got a lot of flavor. Where they have like wasabi flavored Kit Kats. I think it's matcha. Probably maple syrup. Probably maple syrup flavored. I think I brought a bunch home for my kids and they were like, no thanks from Japan. Your kids are wild, dude.

They said no. That's wild. They are wild. It's a whole new gen, man. I mean, I don't know about your kids, but- I mean, I loved eating weird shit when I was a kid. Really? I was like, yeah, is that weird? I got shamrock shakes the other night because it's shamrock shake season. It's a family tradition. I mean, come on, baby. Happy St. Paddy's. Look at the Irish to ya. It's a look at the Irish. My oldest kid was like, no. And I'm like, what? It's a milkshake. He's like, I don't want a milkshake from McDonald's. And I was like, see ya. Wow. Okay.

What the hell? Well, that's no fun. Wow.

Wow. I mean, he likes Shake Shack. I mean, I guess it's... I think he just knows McDonald's is... Some of these kids might be a little spoiled with their ice cream. Yeah. Well, I was just going to say, we've talked about this before. You don't have to go to McDonald's anymore. There's so many other fast food options that are just better now that he's like, I'm not stepping in that shit. But is it a fast food thing or is he got like... Does he have the Los Angeles tongue for ice cream? No, no, no. Don't talk about my son's tongue. No, I just...

He's always talking about kids' tongues, dude. Yeah, it's just whenever I talk about him, I'm like, how's the tongue? Where's those maple syrup chips that I know that they're currently looking for, producers? Thank you, Todd. No, I'm just saying there's a lot of highfalutin ice cream shops out of here, and sometimes these kids, they don't realize that

You know, there was a- No, because he's basic, dude. I got a bunch of like Jenny's ice cream the other day that has like the wild ass flavors. Super good. It is good. And he goes, you didn't get any vanilla? And I was like- Oh, shit. No, honky. Oh, my God. What a cracker. But he for sure is. And then I was like, and he goes, I don't want any of that. I'm like, what? Fucking almond brittle or like cookies and cream or whatever. Cookies and cream. Baby, that's my dream. Cookies and cream. That's a gangster. That's my bucket list.

Well, Kettle makes a maple bacon flavored potato chip. Okay. It's science. So you know that's flying off the shelves. But that doesn't seem like it's just a Canadian flavor. That seems like some American shit to me. Okay. You said it so confidently. I win. Okay. So I win. I bet that's probably got to be somewhere in America. Yeah, probably something else. Maple bacon potato chip? Oh, there's a maple mousse Lay's potato chip. Okay, that's Canadian. So if that's not from Canada...

I don't know what it is. Well, send some our way, Canada. The trades.

The trade wars are on. We can't get their chips no more. Fuck. Oh, shit. It'd be like, it'd be 250 bucks. I'm so heated about that, dude. I'm heated. Dude. Yeah, I forgot. You're really into politics. No, I'm really. So will you just tell me about how it's all going? No, I just. I bet it is. You used to own a t-shirt company. I don't know if you still are involved in your t-shirt company, but does

Does that affect your t-shirt company? No, I don't have a t-shirt company anymore. Okay, good. No, it doesn't. Yes, sir. Okay, but is that affecting the t-shirt company business? T-shirts. I have no clue. Probably, right? Were your t-shirts made in...

The U.S. of A. Oh, here we go. Sensitive question. They were printed in the United States of America. Yeah, that's not what I asked. No, no, no. T-shirt blanks are unless you do American apparel. But at the time, T-shirt blanks.

And now what are T-shirt blanks? Like if you look at the tag of some of your T-shirts, you'll know that there's like All Style or Gildan or American Apparel. There's like – Or Hanes or Fruit of a Loom. There's like certain places that create the base of your T-shirt. The T-shirt. Yes. And those are usually not made in America. American Apparel was, but then the guy who –

own that company turned out to be kind of a scuzzard he went a little cuckoo isn't it crazy well isn't it crazy like this is it is gonna make uh america great again

Here he goes. It is insane. I'm going to go. It's just a long walk. It's going to suck a lot. Right. We can't have this conversation with these hats on. I'm sorry. Of course we can. I don't know. Mike Rowe broke it down and I listen to everything Mike Rowe says. Oh, and he was saying that essentially it's going to suck for a while. Like a generation or like six months. No, no. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Hopefully. I don't know how long.

He didn't say I would not think a generation or maybe it will. Maybe we're entering the Great Depression around dues. But then everything is going to be built in America again and we won't won't be reliant on China and yada yada, which does make sense. But, you know, it's really going to fucking suck. And I liked my cheap shit from overseas.

Hell yeah, dude. I'm pissed now. But then again, I don't own an American factory. I love the idea of just being sandwiched between Canada and Mexico who start to just dig China. China's like, yeah, we'll hook you up. We're your friends now. And then we're just fucking in a shit sandwich. Hi. And then we can't go to Cozumel anymore. Can we get those chips? Do you have any chips? Where's the maple chips, baby? But we just went the maple chips. The maple kind? Yeah. I'm pissed.

I'm freaking pissed now. Our crews can't fucking land. Yeah, what the fuck? They say, no, sir, go back. We're going to Tampa, where we leave in the year 2026, February 22nd through 26th. It's going to be a blast, baby.

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Cozumel. I've never been to Cozumel. Me neither. I bet it's a freaking great time. I don't know where I've been in Mexico. Where was your wedding? What town? Cabo. Cabo San Lucas. Beautiful. Great. And then I had a map of Mexico. Wouldn't know where to point. That's at the bottom of Baja, California. That's the strand? Yes. Love Baja. The tippy whip. Baja blast, baby. Let's go.

Let's have Baja Blast machines on the cruise ship. I would love that. There's now alcoholic Baja Blast. Oh, my God. Right? Didn't I send you guys a picture from the liquor store? Yes. Unreal. Wow.

He's the best. Wow, they really figured it out. They have those Taco Bell cantinas, which are like bars and Taco Bell. It's so cool. One down the street from my house. You're so lucky, dude. Yeah, never go. I don't think that's anywhere near Hollywood. Do you guys like this stuff? The like, the like brandification of just everything? Like, I don't think so. Do you know what I'm saying or no? Blake, you do.

If anyone likes it, it's you. You love it. I took a fucking video the other day of the ice cream aisle. And there's... They had Rice Krispie Treats ice cream next to Honey Smacks ice cream next to Fruit Loops ice cream next to Eggo Buttery Maple ice cream next to Pops ice cream next to Apple Jacks ice cream next to Frosted Flakes ice cream. So, Blake...

I've never heard of a thing Blake likes more than the brandification of that. I am a sucker for that shit. Yeah, I will say that. We all are because your knee-jerk reaction is like, oh, I love pops. Gotta have my pops. Right. But now it's like ice cream or like dental floss or like...

That sounds good. They have oatmeal that's now just like candy. That's sick. Yes, love it. RFK, where are you, pal? That stuff, I'm learning to not fall for that stuff as much because it never pays off as much as you'd hope. Emotionally, gotcha. Yeah, I'll buy the Taco Bell chips and then you're like, eh, it's not really. But what I do like

is if you go into the sauce aisle. No. Yes. We live in such an

awesome time. You're talking like the Chick-fil-A sauce and like the Panda Express sauce. The Chick-fil-A sauce. The Subway dressings. The orange chicken sauce. The Buffalo Wild Wings sauce. In the crib? Dude. I haven't been down the sauce aisle in a minute. I didn't know this was a thing that's real. Oh, dude. I will say, I haven't had an energy drink in

Months. Months. And it's been years. And I saw on the back of a truck. Wait, you haven't had an energy drink in years now? Over a year. Okay. That's crazy. No, I take it back. I've had one. Okay. I have had one. I had a sugar-free Red Bull four months ago. You're like, oh.

The ghost energy drinks. Okay. Okay. They have a Sour Patch Kid energy drink. Yeah. Ghost is a

workout supplement correct yes pre-workout pre-workout yeah pre-workout and then they also do protein powders and and shit like that and they make a canned energy energy drink yes and it looks incredible my mouth was watering i'm driving behind this truck and it was like a you know 18 wheeler and i was like wouldn't mind combine with that with my with a few buddies

Come on, Daryl! With a few buddies of mine. Wine it up! Okay. Yes, points! All right. So I gave her just the brandification. It got me, dude. I was like, Sour Patch Kids. But dude, it's so crazy, dude. It's like toothpaste flavors. It's unavoidable. Like...

What the... But like, don't you feel... Like a sucker? No. Like a chump? Don't you feel like they think we're dumber than we are? No, we are dumb. Yeah. I know. I know. I'm just dumb enough. We're getting dumber. We're getting dumber. We're getting dumber. The cereal aisle is...

wild right now dude because the ice cream is all cereal and then the cereal is all ice cream what's the deal yeah that's a sign for sure cereal cereal is all ice cream the ice cream's all cereal i know i still am a sucker for it because when i see like reese's peanut butter cup pumpkin cereal or i see i gotta go i

I gotta get them. I know. And I think I told you guys that I went to a fucking Applebee's and I was like, oh shit, Pop Rocks in a Shirley Temple? Like, let's go. And then I was like, they got me. This is fucking gross. But the Sugar Game. It's like their last Hail Mary. They're like, we gotta offload all this stuff and put it into everything before RFK puts the fucking hammer down. Perfect!

I fucking hate it here, bro. I'm going to fucking Canada, bro. Sure. Do we think RFK is actually going to do shit? Because Trump eats like a fucking garbage can. That was just like to get his votes, right? I know. That was the whole thing when he had to eat fried chicken with Trump. Yeah. I can't remember who was talking to him about it.

He's like, haha, gotcha, bitch. Twist his arm. I'm so fucking hungry. I just find it disturbing, man. I just find it fucking wild. It's fucking crazy, dude. I feel targeted.

You are. You are. I know. But like, everyone acts like it's fucking normal. But you like that shit more than anyone, I thought. I do. But now when I feel targeted, it used to be cute. It used to be like, oh. I see. Adam, this is what I was saying. I used to love it too. But now it's like, it's a little too much. I'm feeling like a mark too much. Thank you. Like, I used to be like...

Well, just don't get it then. Just don't get it. Well, I'm starting to... But dude, it's becoming unavoidable. You know, I don't get it. I think it's cool, but I don't get it. You know, the cereal that I couldn't fuck with that I saw and I thought of you guys was... Have you seen these ones where it's like...

Yes. Cinnamon Toast Crunch loaded. Loaded. It's just a bunch of cum pie. I thought, that's a cum pie. But they have multiple loaded. I wouldn't mind cum pieing with a few buddies. And I thought about you guys immediately when I saw this. I thought about all my close dude friends. And the Pop-Tart flavors now are out of control. They're just different cream pie flavors. Cum pie. Yeah.

Did you try and do a Kumbaya joke and fuck up? Yeah, like, look at this. This is wild, dude. Loaded. Why? Everything is loaded with fucking semen now. What are they teaching us? And if you go to, like, the kid shit, all the, like, yogurts, all those are flavored from some, like, with, like, Paw Patrol shit. Bukkake-o-play. Freaking buke. Look at the tricks loaded, actually. It looks like a fire-ass, like, hip-hop album. That looks like a coochie. Yeah, I feel like I just said that.

you know no but it does if it is who had the albums that had like the diamond font uh that was no limit

For sure. No limits. Told ya. Like I told ya. Where's that? Where's the wrap snacks of cereal? How have they not done wrap snacks of cereal? Oh, dude. Look at these, though. Look at this. Look at General Mills tried to get into it with Hershey's and Pillsbury. Fillos. This is what I'm saying. Fillos. See? Why are they filling everything with white goo, bro? Not mad at it. Dude, this is RFK, dude.

You got to eat your food. RFK is going to take it down. Dude, and also, Pillsbury cinnamon roll cereal? That seems like a lot, dude. Dude, that's bad, right? That's bad for you. Well, obviously. All breakfast cereal is terrible for you. That's how we started our day as young bucks. Yeah, I still will smash some cereal. I eat protein cereal, which probably is even worse for you. But I'll have some protein cereal.

Just because they were like, wow, now I'm just eating a ton of vegetables.

whey protein. Soy or some shit. Yeah, like what... You look at the list of ingredients, it's like a mile long. And I'm like, gimme, gimme. It can't pronounce anything in there. Your boobs are huge. I wish they were huger, dude. Yeah, you can get them back. What's wild to me is that I used to dig going into the fucking cereal aisle and being like, I'm about to get something naughty. And now I'm like... Too naughty. This is gross. This is too naughty. Yeah, you're too old. This is a porn hub. I know, but like...

That mustache went white and you lost your cool, dude. I wish it would just all go white as opposed to just like cobwebs here and there. Dude, I feel like you are six months to one year away from it being all white because this a year ago wasn't this white even close to. Well, it wasn't this bushy, was it? Oh, no. This is, you know what? I got scared the other day and it changed. Oh, God. What scared you, bud?

He's not going to make his bucket list. Your face? Oh, wow. Fucking burn, bro. Got you. Epic slam. Burn! Killer. I'm not telling you. Hey, I want nothing more than for us all to be Just For Men boys. I want to do Just For Men. Just combing it in? Exactly.

Is that what that is? So bad. Yeah, you just come in a little sauce and your stash just jumps off the page. Is it the Ohio State football coach who's got like the dark beard that you're like, it's just too dark. It's not. There's no way your beard is that dark. Yeah, there has to be some. Your beard is dark. Amount that you can. I mean, it does like.

There has to be some way that you can age yourself down a little bit, but not to where you're trying to act like you're a 26-year-old guy again. Right. Yeah. How do you guys feel about men of a certain age? Toupées?

I thought you were going to say toupees. Who are on TRT, which Blake should be on. Yes. No, that's true. We're getting there. No, men of a certain age who dye their hair like well into their 60s. I love it. And they can pull it off. And there's definitely some who cannot pull it off at all where you're like, you're 80 and your hair is like jet black. It's just off, right? But the dudes who pull it off go for it. I don't think anyone can really fuck Blake. Yeah.

What is? Oh my God, boys. If you're watching YouTube. Yeah, you're in for a treat. He just gave himself a little Fu Manchu, a little goatee. You look old as fuck. I look like I play in Black Sabbath, brother. No. What's cool is you have a mustache and that mustache is somehow thinner and wispier than your mustache. A mustache under your mustache. What?

You don't look like you play in Black Sabbath. Yes, I do. You look like someone who plays it for their kids on the way to school. Yeah. And you're going to love this. I look like Tommy Iommi. These are called bands. They're a thing that used to exist. What?

No, you look like someone who plays it for their kids, but their kids are grown and out of the house and doesn't talk to them. Welcome home, brother. He says brother a lot. Let me play you something. And you're like, they're like, I got to play you something. Dad, quit calling me. I told you you're out of my life. Just let it go to voicemail. Just let me play you something, brother. I got to play you something, brother. You got to hear this, brother. Dad, you're not my brother. I'm your daughter. Come on, brother.

Dude. Wow, dude. Yeah, no, I think the only way I would dye my hair like that would be dye it white. Like if it's going kind of gray or kind of white. Mm-hmm.

just go just say fuck it and go full on Uncle Baby Billy and just get a shot ahead of white hair. Fuck it! That being said, if I go bald, full on hair plugs without even batting an eye. Dude, I think a terrible toupee is one of the coolest fucking look. When like you could tell that somebody just laid like a

a dead animal on there. Any take backs or... And they go out the fucking house like that. Yeah, but you like that ironically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, sure. I don't know if they exist really anymore. Oh, no. When you see them, when you see them, you're like, God damn. Hit it, hit it. There's a guy at the breakfast spot I go to a lot that has a crazy gnarly toupee. Yeah. Dude. You see like the line that goes across? Mm-hmm. Oh, it's a lost art. Uh...

Truly if you guys wait, I think we might have talked about this But if you went bald would you guys go would you get hair plugs? I would I would for sure Wear them plugs or like the new school ones like the Piven Jamie Foxx joints. Yeah, that's hair plugs. Yeah Yeah, I guess I just don't even know what's what although I know somebody who took Rogaine or whatever dick fella They were fully a bald person and now it's back and do they say lustrous lustrous

Yeah, they say luscious. Luscious? Well, both are words. Are they? Luscious. Luscious. Lucius. Their hair's luscious now. Um...

You mentioned Baby Billy. So I would try that first thing before I would get like plugs taken from the back to the front. Yeah, I think you would have to do Rogaine first because if not... If I balled just on the top and had like a skullet, I'd be hyped on that. I think that's the coolest hairdo ever is when you just... Even when it's just the horseshoe around the head.

That's a lost hairstyle. And I think it's... You're talking about Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan. Yeah. So you're just talking Hulk Hogan. Yes. But I'm saying even if you're... If you're a guy... That's a lost haircut. I don't think anyone had that except for him. No. No. I'm saying like, you know, like say you don't have long hair. You're still like a short hair guy, but you still have the like horseshoe. The Costanza? Yes. That's the coolest hairstyle in the world. Yeah. Yeah. No. Everyone is ashamed to rock that.

Like, LeBron should have that. That shit is fucking cool, dude. Yeah. The John Amos style. If LeBron had that, it would be sick. So tough. It is weird that some people can get hair plugs and it looks great. Like, Joel McHale. Like, he has hair plugs. He talks about it. I'm not outing him. But his hair looks great. You couldn't tell. You can't tell. Right. He has great hair. But LeBron...

The guy has to get hair plugs every other weekend, it seems. And then it looks bad every time. Like halfway through the year, he loses his hair again. Yeah. I don't even know. I haven't been paying attention. Why doesn't it look good? He's never admitted to it. But what I will say, it like just starts to... It starts to fall out. Yeah. Like halfway through the season. And I guess... He's an athlete, of course. I mean, why? Of course. But LeBron is buff enough...

And sick enough. I feel like Joel McHale probably works out like a motherfucker. Yeah, he does. I know, but LeBron sweats nonstop. I don't think it has anything to do with sweating. I don't think they tell you to not. Adam, let's hear Blake's science. Come on. So he's sweating so hard the hair just shoots out. It's science. It's like, we got to go. We're going to drown. That's besides the point. Here's the deal. I think that LeBron actually has a response. Here's the deal.

I think he has a responsibility because he's such a fucking...

Legend, mate. He's such a fucking athletic god specimen. Arguably the goat. True. He isn't. He could grow that hairstyle, the horseshoe, and make it socially acceptable and really cool. Who's the last person to rock it that is this person, that is this figure you're talking about? Do you remember speaking... I think Zeus. Bruce Willis? I think...

No, Bruce never really grew it out. Did you just say Zeus? Yes. Like from Greek times or whatever? No, from No Holds Barred starring Hulk Hogan. Remember the bad guy, Zeus? I think he had it, and it was really cool. So that's the guy. That's the last person to pull it off? It's been a while. No, there's probably some people who were like, I'm thinking, I can't summon the names, but they're like dudes in like funk bands that would like let their shit grow. That was really fucking cool.

Like I want to say like there was a dude in cameo. No, he had like a flat. Wow. So all these deep cut bands that stop. Let's just stop for a second. Like the Van Gundys, the Van Gundys rocket, right? But that's the thing. You have to still be, you can't be like a little like, I want you to be like a buff dude. I think they're both over six feet, but they're just next to tall people. So you're like heating on them. They're kind of like turdy dudes though. They're kind of nerdy guys. I don't know that.

That's how you think about like CP3 and then you stand next to him and you go, he's bigger than me, what the fuck? I'm talking a guy con with some swag. Those guys don't have a lot of like swag. Bruce Willis, was he the last one to do this? I don't think he ever grew out the sides like that. Isn't that what he looks like, a diehard? No, that's like a buzz cut.

He's like got a shape hit. That's not like... Can somebody pull up a picture of Bruce Willis in Diver? No, he's talking about the long hair. No, it's not long. It just has to be... No, he's just talking about the horseshoe. Yeah. Bruce Willis doesn't have that. It's like one even... He's got a little bit on the top. He's got like a tuft, which my dad had when we were...

Before he admitted that his hair was bald. And that's dope, too. And I'm down for that, too. I love anybody clinging to their normal hair pattern as it begins to fade. It's even sicker.

I think balding is fucking cool as fuck. Yeah, I could agree. That being said, I would get... Are you setting something up? Yeah, I'd get hair plugs so quickly. Yeah, I think it rocks. It's awesome. That being said, as fast as possible. That being said, absolutely, I would. I would.

You gotta turn off that mustache, bro. I like that you could turn off and on a mustache. I wish I could, dude. I just checked again as if it suddenly would start working and I'd be able to be part of the cool thing where I could have mustaches like you guys can just add a mustache. It's science. Hey, let's do take backs and shit. I gotta go. Okay. All right.

Any take backs? Apologies. Any epic slams? I wish I could epic slam somebody in a wrestling ring. That's on my bucket list. That's a pretty good yes points. Thank you. God damn! Will somebody slide in Blake's DMs and tell him the last boss? Oh, Jesse Ventura?

He's an animal, dude. I love him. He's also a wrestler. He can't be a pro wrestler. Yeah, it seems like there are pro wrestlers. Sliding Blake CMs with a person who's got the hair pattern cannot be... I bet there's a really metal bro...

who has Rick Rubin is pretty sick, but that's long. I want it. I also want it not to be long. I want it to be short. I want it to be a short horseshoe. By the way, now that I'm like thinking it's all just like earthquake had it like it's all wrestlers. Maurice White had it.

Yeah. A lot of wrestlers. Why is it all wrestlers? Because it's an insane look. No, there's also, you probably had a teacher who had it. Okay, any other take backs or dead rings? No, I had a friend whose dad had it. Mr. King had it. There you go. Yeah.

Who else? Mr. Phil is born. It was a good look. It was like a little bit of an ownership thing where it's like, I'm just going to own it. I would like to give a shout out to the weed company Lowell's. They just sent me a package of a bunch of joints, dude, and their joints are the fucking best. Okay.

Hey, lols. I'm having trouble sleeping. Send me something, please. You barely smoke weed, dude. Come on. Lols, right here. Look at this. I've been eating gummies like goddamn... They don't do gummies, unfortunately. And look at this package. You want to see it? How fucking beautiful it is. They have matches up top. And then you open it up. And I have a nine-inch penis. Yeah.

Yeah, so big shout out to Lowell's. I'm a big fan. Thank you for sending me this shit. Really appreciate it. God damn. God damn. Blake, you get anything sent to you? I got this hat, dude, which I'm freaking hyped on, dude. I bought it and sent it to you. Thank you, Adam. Well, thank you, Adam. I bought it and sent it to you. Shout out to you. I'm going out on a night out in the town in this. And date rape? No. Okay. No, absolutely not. You'll be amongst them. Absolutely not. All right.

I'm a good captain. That's the vibe it gives. Well, not me. I'm harmless, okay? Wow, dude. Yeah, I work under the boat. I work at the bottom of the boat.

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