Ep 243: January 6th Juggalos
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Dude, some people have the dark carnival of the souls and some people have the golden goggles, man. We all are just looking for our people. That's it. What up, Hermione? What it do, baby boo? Let's go! The Great Malenko? Who's there?

Well, Blake inspired me the other day when he had that Juggalo shirt on. I saw that. Oh, yeah. What did that shirt say? It was a good one. Luck of the Juggalos. Yeah, Luck of the Juggalos. It was supposed to come for St. Patrick's Day, but, you know, ICP. You know how I do. They operate. They operate on clown time. Clown time, baby. Great Malenko.

We love them. Now, there's still a great Juggalo movement, I would assume. The greatest. Yeah, there's still, you know. And by best, we are all in agreement that they're dirt people or we think it's cool. It's hard to tell. It's hard to tell. Yeah, it's hard to tell. You're right. Haven't been. We should go. Now that the spotlight has dimmed a bit, I feel like, you know, when we did the Juggalo...

on Workaholics, the spotlight was really, really shining. But I feel like now we can go back and it's all just like true believers. Is that what they call themselves? True believers? No, they call themselves ninja. Yeah, they call each other ninja. That's what they call themselves. I'm living in a nightmare. Because they can't say the N-word. And...

So they've chosen that. It's insane, dude. Right. They're like, this is the closest we can get and kind of wink at each other without crossing the line. Yeah. That's what clowns do. Without just being fully racist. Remember when like the FBI was like, they are officially like a gang? They loved it.

It came way later in it, too. It was like, what are you guys doing? Like, just leave them alone. Yeah. Did that cross you the wrong way? How late they came to it, Blake? Yeah, I did. Because they're more of a friendship family than a gang, if you ask me. Maybe they're a mafia. Well, only because we made that episode about them workaholics. Do you think that? That's true. Yeah, I think it's because if...

What are their names? Like Violent J and what's the other one? Shaggy Tudor. Shaggy Tudor. Come on, bro. Give me a hell yeah. I'm so sorry. Come on. Shaggy Tudor. You're getting your clown card revoked. Only because if they were like, yo, what's up, my ninjas? How about we go and storm the Capitol on January 7th, one day later?

They would. How many? Let's talk about how many ICP members. Because half of them were like already there. They're like, we're here. We're already there. They already stormed. So we're staying one more day. We're staying one more day. Hey, you got enough Faygo for tonight? Like, I bet realistically. How many Juggalos stormed? 20% of everyone on January 6th is an ICP fan. And I have a theory. I've got a theory to go with this. Okay. Please. Okay. I bet another 25%.

of the people there on January 6th.

have children that are insane clown posse people. And that's what drove them. They're like, we got to fucking fix the system. My daughter's out there sucking dicks with clown makeup on. Don't care. Porn Faygo all over her titties. You guys got it all wrong. I actually think the ICP fan base, Juggalos, are very progressive. I think they are forward thinkers. That's right, my ninja. Yeah.

You're absolutely right, my ninja. Oh, good for you. Can you speak more on that? And what makes you think that? Because you think mud wrestling and asking how magnets work, questioning how magnets work. Yeah, it's a lot of it's a lot of you want to know why? It's because it's a lot of inclusion. Like they took Coolio when Coolio was down in the dumps and they uplifted him. When was that?

When was Coolio down in the dumps? I think Coolio had some dark times. Well, you know why they took Coolio and brought him into the fold? Why is that? Is because his rate has fallen so low that they could afford to get Coolio. So this is how the business works, Blake. I'm pissed now! Whatever, bro. You chased that moolah. Whatever. So then they had the whatever his rate ended up being. They were like, oh, we can afford Coolio. Bro. Bro.

And his hair, his hair kind of like he's he's clown adjacent. OK. Yeah. Match the other. Fair enough. But you know what? I mean, Jeff Fahey told us he went to Coolio's wedding. I was like, all right, now we're just name dropping. Jeff. Okie dokie. I mean, that's Pete Coolio. Jeff Fahey was explain exactly who he was. Jeff Fahey, actor who played a.

like a homeless character on house bum. Yeah. Bum played a bomb. Thank you. Workaholics whose raccoon like attacked us and then we killed it and we didn't know it was his pet. And he like brought

Oscar sauce to the fucking episode. Because he's got those eyes and those eyes are unreal. Took me a bit to understand what you're talking about. Oscar sauce. I was like, he brought his own like steak sauce. Oscar sauce. Fuck. I would have. Yeah. You didn't get any of that. Yeah. Dude was cooking. He was cooking ribs at lunch. I would have eaten some Oscar sauce. He didn't win an Oscar though. No, but he like, you know, you have some people who come in honestly,

onto a comedy and they do comedy. Yeah. But he did Oscar sauce. Yeah. Oh my God. He poured some of that Oscar sauce on the scene. Right. He was acting like someone who genuinely lost their pet raccoon. I don't think we were ready for it, which was way funnier. Yeah. Way funnier. Of course. Right. It was way funnier. I mean, that's, we talked about that a lot on, uh,

The Righteous Gemstones about and why it works so well bringing in Bradley Cooper for the first episode of this season to play like our great, great, great grandfather who started Gemstones in the ministry is because he had never seen the show. He never even watched the show. He just was a fan of Danny's and...

Wanted to be in that world read the script really liked responded the material and he was like I don't want to watch it because I know it's a comedy and I don't want a He just kept saying I don't want to watch it. I don't want to watch it like we get it dude. We get it I've heard about it. It sounds stupid. We can give you some episodes to watch. No, no, thanks. Yeah, I'm good I don't want to watch it pass. I don't want to watch it. I've never seen it go and send I'm not gonna watch that up pay me No, he was like I don't to be informed

by the comedy and then subconsciously I'm trying to do bits. He sounds like a good time. All these big words. Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man. Hey, Lou!

Give me another hangover, bro. Come on. Yeah, but then he played it super straight, and I thought that was better, much like Jeff Fahey. You know who he looks like in it? Jeff Fahey is our Bradley Cooper. That's true. That's true. He looked like our boy John Carceri. Oh, right. Because Carceri's got some eyes on him. Yeah, he does. Very beautiful. And I don't know. That was my big takeaway. I was like, this is Carceri getting in an episode. You know, he is in that episode. Yes, he's in the firing squad. Yeah.

Yeah. He was a writer on Workaholics. He's a writer for all of Danny's shows, right? Yeah, all of Danny's shows. Yeah. He was a big, big get for us in the Workaholics writer's dream. Super funny dude.

Yeah, very funny guy. He brought the funk to the function for sure. He really did. It definitely took us an entire season to learn how to pronounce his last name. And it's pretty easy. It's Carcieri. I still don't feel comfortable saying it. It's Carcieri. Yeah, it's Carcieri. Yeah, it's Carcieri. I thought it was Carcieri. Yeah, we were putting some extra stank on it. But he's one of those people who goes, I don't care. We were like, Carcieri. I'm a fucking idiot. It never helps when someone's like, whatever, however you want. And you're like, oh, yeah.

You're like, no, I gotta know. Well, I speak about you. Like, people call and go, how is he? And I go, who? And they're like, I never met him. But if we're all pronouncing the name correctly, then I know. Then we would know. I've worked with him every day for a long time. Would it be putting him too much on blast if we...

told you what internet video he shared with us? I think so. I think that'd be pretty blasty. It wasn't that bad, but I guess. I guess. It wasn't that good. Wasn't that good. Why is it that only... Is it because they're like

just white people that were feel comfortable putting the extra stank on their name I feel like no other ethnicity would you put on like I thought you were going back to the ICP go ahead yeah would you put would you put like an extra stank yeah would you put on the like

But there's no other, if it's an Indian name, you're not going to put an Indian accent on it or, you know what I mean? You're not going to. But what are you talking? This is, this is commonplace now where people are like, actually pronounce this.

Yeah, you kind of spoke about it with who was it? Haley Baldwin, Haley Bieber, where it was like she put emphasis on like the Miley and like. No, that was no, that was. Who was that? Her name's crazy. Hilaria Baldwin. Isn't her name Hilaria? Her name is crazy. Hey, dude. Chloe, is it Hilaria Baldwin?

What is that? Her name? Hilaria. She doesn't know what you're talking about. This is Alec Baldwin's wife. Alec Baldwin's wife. Yeah. Her real name is Hillary, but she wants to go by Hilaria, which is crazy, which is great. And the whole thing with her is that she spoke with an accent, but wasn't raised by people with accents.

and kind of got like... People from her high school were like, what's happening? She's never lived there. She's never... Yeah, all... Like, she just adopted this. I talk whiter than I ever have now. You know what I mean? Like, you're getting whiter by the year. Oh, yeah. You're getting whiter. Yeah, that's true. What's going on? So, like, this is what happens. We evolve, we change. Some people get more ethnic. But she... The knock on her, and I don't really care, is she...

like acted like she didn't know words in English when she was raised speaking English. Right. She was saying like, how'd you say, how you say, she was like, how do you say, how do you say cucumber? Right. And you're like, it's cute. It's cucumber, bitch. You know the word, you know, you've said it before. Popo. Sorry.

But as far as names go, I feel like people are like, hey, can you pronounce it this way? I just worked with an actress who's Japanese and was like, hey, actually, don't pronounce it that way. It's this. And you have forgot the pronunciation? I was like, got it. No, no, I just don't want to air them out. Yeah, but you don't put stank on it. You're not like... The way you have to say it, there's some... And by the way...

I don't know if stank is... I think it's just a little more authentic. What the fuck is going on? Well, if you say my last name's Irish, you're not going to go, hey, what's up, Adam? Divine? Divine. You're not going to put on divine? You don't say... My whole point is that if someone's asking me

to do that, I'm not going to be like, no, I'm not going to. I won't do that. I'm not saying, yeah, I'm not talking about someone asking you to do that. If they ask you to pronounce your name any kind of way, sure. And so what are you talking about? I'm talking about how now, like, uh, black, white, polka dot.

I told you, dude! No, I was saying only Italians do people feel comfortable putting on like, uh, like my buddy is, uh, De La Russo. Uh-huh. Or you're like, De La Russo. Like, you would feel comfortable like adding some stank to it. You do. Oh, so you're talking about adding stank, not them asking. Not them asking. It's just like, I feel like

With Italian people, just because it's fun to do. You're saying Italian people are safe. A safe space for us to. Yeah. For whiteys to just put some stank on it. The meatball mob is going to come for you. Fair enough. Yeah. And why is that? I don't know. I don't know why. I don't know. They're coming for you. I don't either, man. Hilarious.

Yeah, but keep it up for sure. Actually, I do like, I mean, if your name's Hillary, that's kind of a basic ass name. You want to throw some stank on it. Some Larry. Is there a more basic name than Hillary? Hillary's got to be one of the worst names. Hillary.

Hillary? Yeah, Hillary's not a strong name. That's bad. That's why Hillary Clinton didn't win. It wasn't about policy. It wasn't about her family. It's not the emails. It's not. I'm going to come. It's the name. It was the name, dude. You don't want a Hillary. Change it to Chillery.

Whoa. Now I'm voting for you, bro. Now I'm voting for you, bro. I fucking check by Chillery, dude. Wait, is there like... Who's the coolest Hillary? Is there like a supermodel or like a... Swank. Swank. Well, the Swank is saving Hillary. Yeah. This is true. The parents knew what they were doing. Hillary Swank sounds like a... That could be a rapper. Like Hillary Swank is kind of a stick MC. Well, any...

name and Swank could be a rapper because Swank is doing the heavy lifting. What's her dad's name? I want to know Hillary Swank's dad. Hey, producers, that's a thing. Chuck Swank. It's definitely Michael, Richard, or Stephen. Stephen Swank? It's for sure Stephen. Stephen's name daughter's Hillary. Yeah, that is true. Or Greg. I bet the name combo of Stephen as a dad and Hillary as a... Oh, Stephen. Hey, you're right. Stephen Swank.

You were right. This is what I do, everybody! That's crazy! Wow. That's crazy. Wow, dude. If you're Steven, you have to name your daughter Hillary. They're like the same animal. Yeah. Thank you, God! That is so true. Should I go? Wow, Steven Swank. Should we wrap this? Any take back? That's crazy. How did you do that? It's science. I feel like Durr's

I mean, I think he did guess. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt here. I did guess, yeah. Yeah, I do believe that you did. But I also could see you just knowing that. Steven Swank. I mean, million-dollar babies. You're a swank lord. Yeah. Wouldn't that be sad? I've looked up dumber, more worthless things in my life. Yeah, absolutely. I'm reading heat sheets from swim meets, guys. Names are in and out of my life. What does that even mean?

What does that even mean? Yeah, dude. And I don't want to know, so please don't explain it. Who cares? Let's just say my March Madness began today with the NCAA Championship swim meet. March Sadness, bro. That's a terrible sport right there. Kidding me? Hey, yes points. Yes points!

That'd be cool if the swim meets were called. I would not want to be your DMs after saying that. They're coming for you, bro. Who? They're going to swim up in your DMs. Who? I don't know, man. Nobody. Wait, what's up with the golden goggles? When do those go off?

I don't know, man. I haven't been to them for a while. Wait, why are you asking more swim questions, dude? You said you're like pushing the who cares button and then you ask more questions. I care. Well, it's like an award show that Ders legit like host. It's fucking cool, dude. I hosted it.

Yeah. Once? And then I've been to two other and presented. I didn't. That's where I met Kobe. That's fucking cool. What is the hosting duties there like? It's the same as anywhere else, dude. It's the same as anywhere else. You've hosted stuff. It's like the MTV Movie Awards? Yeah.

Well, what else is like the MTV Movie Awards? Yeah! Well, what, I mean, like, is it... MTV Music Awards? He's asking if DJ Khaled is there. Yeah, is you and your family and friends going to take a weird photo with DJ Khaled there? No, who did I... But, like, we saw, what's her name, Andra Day sang there one year, the fucking Cirque du Soleil. Like, there's entertainers who are there. It's usually hosted by a comedian. I think the year before I did it, Kevin Nealon did it. That's tight. That's cool. Lula has hosted it.

and been there when I was there. Okay. Oh, weird. It's hilarious who shows up. And then you meet swimming idols. Yeah. I'm interested. Okay. So this is interesting. This is interesting. Who cares? No, but I'm like, is it televised? Is it? I think it probably streams to 10 kids. Streams? But no, it's not televised. But it's in like a big ballroom or something. Yeah.

Yeah, they do it. It's in a Carl's Jr. Is there teleprompters? Do you have to work on a monologue? Like, what was that like? Yeah, I wrote a monologue. I basically did, like, stand-up. And I did other, like, shtick where, like, I came out in a Speedo and, like, you know, I signed up for this. Well, of course. Why have I not seen this? Well, it's not out there. Do you have your monologue? Do you have your monologue on you? Can you maybe... Yeah, tattooed on my belly, bro. Is it on your laptop? Do I have my monologue? No, this was... I hosted, like,

Six or eight years ago. And you didn't save the file? I just threw it away. I don't know. Can you search your laptop and maybe... Let's do the monologue. Well, I can just tell you what I did. I know that I came out in a Speedo and was like... You know, when I signed up for this, they're like, don't worry. We're going to give you a suit. Didn't realize it was going to be a swimsuit. And then, like, the next beat was that I came out...

in like a suit where like the pants and the sleeves were super long. And I said, I borrowed it from this guy who's like six foot nine. Big, big laugh, big laugh. And I have a nine inch penis. I love this. And then you guys are familiar with rowdy gains. Of course. It was like the announcer of all the swimming and stuff. And he gets, I told you dude, there it is. He gets like super out of control, calling the races and shit. And like is screaming, uh,

And also went viral for like the famous Auburn touchdown. Oh, here. Todd just pulled up a photo of you hosting this. Oh, my God. Look at your body. Yeah, your body looks like it's melting. Yeah. It wasn't the best.

It looks like a melted candle, bro. What are you going to do? Those tits were sagging a little bit. That's for sure like mid-writer's room season, right? Yeah. Bro, you look great. Yeah. You look great.

I am so hyped on that. It wouldn't be funny if I was like jacked. I knew I was like, no, this is way better. I told everybody I go, I'm sure you're laughing. This is what you have to look forward to. I know how many calories you guys all ate. Guess what? There it is. It doesn't stop when you're done. Your boobs are huge. You're going to have titties like these two. There's the pivot. Smart pivot. Your boobs are huge. And then I did a whole thing where I was like, I wish Rowdy would like

he's so like inspiring and like exciting. Like if I had that in the morning to like call my day and then I did like rowdy doing like the alarm went off. Okay. He hits news. It goes off again. He he's up out of bed. Like, and then I did a whole thing about like brushing his teeth. Like he had to go back and get the molars. He forgot the molars. And like, just like, whatever. I,

I told you, dude. Hey, I'm laughing. And went crazy. He's out the door. He's off to work. He did it again. Dude, some people have the dark carnival of the souls and some people have the golden goggles. We all are just looking for our people.

That's it. Yeah. That's it, man. Except no one there's calling each other ninja. Yeah. No one is saying racist coded words to each other. Yeah. No one's as far as far as I know. Leave us alone, man. It's not like that. Leave us alone. It's not like that. And you say us. We've never been. Nor nor do you listen to their music. This is the way. So I think you're a poser and that maybe that's the worst kind of juggalo. Yikes.

Yikes, Blake. Yeah, juggernaut. Well, more than somebody who stormed the Capitol? Well, that's passionate. Dude, more than someone that stormed the Capitol. They stormed the Capitol. That's what I'm saying. The amount of juggalos in attendance is... You'd say I'd rather be that than be a poser juggalo? Would you rather be a juggalo or an Olympic swimmer? Dude, all I'm saying is it's sadder...

It's sadder to pretend like you're into the Juggalos than it is to actually just be into the Juggalos. Sure. Oh, really, you think? You're saying it's sadder to be one of the Juggalo, like, the guys. Bro, you need to leave us alone. No, I think it's sadder to pretend like you... Like Blake. Like what Blake's doing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's heartbreaking, actually. You keep saying leave us alone where he's saying, like...

It's us. It's us. When I know he's not a real juggalo, but he wears the t-shirt, he leave us alone. That t-shirt is sick. I will stand. I have one. I have one shirt. And a lot of the reason I like it is because A, it's a St. Patrick's Day shirt. And B, it's a flip on the movie Leprechaun, which is a great movie. Classic. Yeah. Classic. A great movie. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. classic.

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Now, here's a good name, by the way. How do we pronounce the actor who played the leprechaun? Because there's different... We can put some, as Adam says, stank on it. Right. Or not. Throw up the name in the chat here, Toddy. Well, it's from Willow, correct? Yeah, from Willow. What is his name? His name is... Kai Amigosh. Go get the bobbins. No. All right, I got you. His name...

His name is... Let's put it in the chat here so we know. It's right here. I'm putting it in the chat because I... I know, but I don't want you to tell me because I could get it. Well, just don't... I've been on other podcasts. How quickly names go in the chat. Easily. Before you even ask for it, it's there.

Don't care. And yet we take several minutes and it's a lot of us going, I'll do it. No, you should do it. Hey, man, you lose. God, we suck. Hey, we're a tight ship. It's Warwick Davis. So see, you're not putting the stank on. Well, I don't know where he's from. Like Warwick to me is just English. Oh, which I think is Warwick. Yeah. Davis. It's it's like Warwick. Warwick. Warwick. You don't even say the second. We say Warwick. Right. Warwick.

Warwick Davis. But it's Warwick. Right. Warwick. Warwick. Dude, he's such a legend. How sick is that name? Why didn't I use that? Yeah. That name is fucking tight as fuck.

Fuck, dude. Is there only one Warwick in the world? No, there's probably hella Warwick. Yeah, I'm sure there's a... That seems like a name. He's the one, though. He is the one. What a legend. He's unreal. I mean, Willow? No, is he... Are we giving him props and flowers and he's... We're not giving him flowers. No. Wouldn't. No flowers. Not at all. No. Is he alive? Because if you talk about him too much, he won't be. I know. I know.

Of course. He is alive. He just got some... I just saw him give an acceptance speech. But like Harry Potter? And then he had this... What was the show? Like Life's Too Short or whatever that he did with... From The Office? Was it... Not Gervais. Yeah, Ricky Gervais. Yeah. What was he in Harry Potter? He's some little goblin. Yeah.

I don't know. I've just seen the picture. No, he's not. That's CGI, dude. Are you talking about Dobbin or whatever? No, he's not Dobbin. He's another dude. That was Dobby. Wow, dude. I've actually never seen those movies. I've just seen the first one. I watched those movies with Chloe during the pandemic because she's like, you haven't seen them? The Harry Potters? Yeah, and I watched all of them. They're fucking good, dude. I totally get it. I gotta watch them. I gotta see that Azkaban joint.

They get better and better. Like the first one is a little kids movie and then it gets more and more. By the time you're in the third one, you're like, okay, shit. Here's going to fuck some shit up. Okay. Hell yeah. You just kept saying that and doing this. Yeah. Rubbing your hands together. Okay. Can you stop doing that?

Yeah. What's up? My boy. I actually can't. Okay. Real potheads, baby. Let's go, man. Okay. All right. What up, Hermione? What it do, baby boo? So he's got a wand now. Okay. Yeah. My boy Harry's about to blast some shit up. What are they called? Voldemort?

The name you, the man you can't mention or some shit. I don't know. God. The one who must not be mentioned or something like that. Yeah. It's dope, dude. I'm hyped. That's, that's our, that's, uh, that's cryo to us. The one who must not be mentioned. Yes, of course. Yeah. He's definitely Voldemort. Hey, if you guys could mock us up as the little Harry Potter kids and then make Kyle, uh,

Voldemort and Dobby, that'd be really sick. Yeah, what do people say? Internet, do what you do. He who must not be named. There we go. He who must not be named. Frile. Okie dokie. When's the last time you watched Willow, though? Because that movie is fucking sick, dude. Like four years ago with kids. So good. It's a bummer because the CGI or whatever you want to call it

Doesn't exactly hold up. Yep. And your kids are like, whack. Yeah, kind of. What's the CGI in that again? Is it like the witches' spells? No, remember when those little two things get tossed in the mud and then they grow exponentially and become a huge monster? You don't? Can I let you guys in on a little secret? You've never seen it. I don't think I've ever seen it. What? That's okay. What? No. No.

I don't think I have. Dude, I suggest you see it tonight, dude. Actually, maybe wait for Bo. Yeah, I just, I wasn't into like nerd, nerd shit or dork shit. I was in like cool shit. But Val Kilmer's in there fucking, dude. Val Kilmer is fucking, dude. I might be turned around on it. He's in the cage and then when they let him out of the cage, and I'm in. And I'm back.

Dude, Val Kilmer's great. Oh, he's great. The main bad guy with the skull. Not the main bad guy. But the secondary bad guy with the skull. I think I maybe saw Labyrinth like one time. Okay, well that has a lot of... And it didn't make you like vicarious? Change your... It didn't. I didn't. Well, laugh. I can't laugh. Too horny.

That's kind of nasty. Yeah. That's not how I feel. Kind of nasty. And What's Her Name didn't make you go like, oh, I think I'm going to watch Labyrinth again. Jennifer Connelly. Dude, Jennifer Connelly, yeah, did something. I mean, it was like, oof.

Bowie Connelly has name a better duo. I'll wait. Bowie's dick in Labyrinth is on display. And we lost him. Hey, Todd, can you throw up some Jennifer Connelly photos here in the chat? I wouldn't mind looking at Jennifer Connelly. Well, not from the Labyrinth. She's definitely like 14 in that.

Who's to say? Maybe. Well, you could still... I mean, look at her and be like, this is my 14-year-old self who's in love with her. That's true. Or probably younger than that. Is that how it works? I mean, look at... Here she is as an adult woman, which...

She's beautiful. Stunning. She has great eyebrows. Stunning. She's such a rocker, dude. It is crazy. Like, when they put her in the new Top Gun, I was like, reporting for duty. Stunning. Okay. Wow, dude. But, like, who else could you put in that?

that chapel round. Well, what's crazy is you just Google her name. It's out of control. And look at images. She hasn't taken a bad photo. I know. Dude, you look up any of our names. Oh, God. We're all over the place. Oh, God. My head is like... I haven't taken a good photo. It's bad. It's three sizes up, three sizes down. Stunningly beautiful. Wait, this is crazy because like...

do you guys have this, this, I don't know. Leave it to Isaac to, to post the 13 year old photos of her. Oh boy. God, Isaac. Do you guys have this? I don't know what you would call like a syndrome or whatever, but like when you, do you assume that like the women you grew up like watching that you were like, Oh my God, that's a woman. She's beautiful. Jennifer Connelly. Do you assume that they're taller than you in a weird way? Punk rock getting radical. I just, I just had this exact. Okay. I,

I did this thing. I had this small part in this. Allegedly. In this Boots Riley movie. Yeah. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. With Demi Moore. Yeah. Whoa. And did I talk about this on the podcast? The substance. I don't think so. Yeah. Demi Moore. So I'm, you know, I'm excited. It's Demi Moore. How cool is that? Right.

Turns out Demi Lass. She is so much smaller than I thought she was. Okay. She's like 5'5 or 5'4 or something. Right. She's a small. I've always thought of her as like a gigantic woman. Like a tall. Yeah. Statuesque. Statuesque. Like legs. She carries herself so. She's so strong in every film. She's never weak. And I'm looking at a picture of Jennifer Connelly next to her husband. And I don't know if her husband's 6'8".

But she looks tiny. Even her head is small. It's Joel Embiid. Is it her husband? No, it's Paul Bettany. Who's like a... Oh, shit. A formidable English actor, mate. That's kind of tight. Yeah. How tall is... You know what? This is something I'm just going to... Is it Jay Kahn's?

Is Jay Conn's? She is our best. I think she's our best. Jay Conn's. Yeah, she rocks. She needs, I mean. 5'5". And by the way, like, ass to ass. She's 5'7". So she's, she is actually fairly tall. Okay, so she's not as small. So he is 6'5". Yeah. Allegedly. Paul Bettany. Okay. Can we get a Paul Bettany height check for me? It's a tall guy thing. And while we're at it, can we look at how tall is Warwick?

As well, just in comparison, that would be cool to know. I would like to know how tall Warwick is. Do you know he's three feet tall, homie? I don't know that. What if he's 5'5"? What if he's as tall as Connelly?

You don't know? He's not. He isn't. That's why he's a small person. That's part of why he's world famous. Yeah, he's 3'6", dude. 3'6 mafia. Anna, we're not talking meters here. Allegedly. What are we doing? He's 3'6", baby. I knew it. He's huge. He's 6'3". I knew he's way taller. No, this says Jennifer Connelly is 5'5". What the hell? Well, who knows? Who fucking knows? Anyway, that's not tall. You want to see it? What?

Well, I just looked up her height and it said 5'7". Yeah. I don't know. You know, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. Well, guys, actors, much of Hollywood is short. They're shorter, shorter people. Yeah. When you see a tall one. Yeah. Like, I'm so bad with names. Australian actress, Oscar winner. Used to be married to Tom Cruise. Tilda Swinton. No, no, no, no. Like, the one. The, like, fucking red hair.

Chapel Roan. The most, like, famous actress. Oh, you're talking about Tom Cruise's ex. Nicole Kidman? Nicole Kidman. Thank you. Nicole Kidman. Well, she doesn't have red hair in like two decades, but yeah. Hey, I said red hair? What'd you do? You fucking named her. Moving on. Well, I read it. Todd put it in the chat. Todd spelled it Nicole. So you can read it now. Good for you. Anyway. Oops. Winning. I saw her in person at some party and was like, holy shit. And, uh...

Blake, uh, what's her name? Taylor Swift. Lively. Super tall. Yeah, Taylor Swift is very tall. Oh, Taylor, well, she's, yeah, she's known to be gigantic. I know, but that's just a shocker when you see them and you go, can I fucking fight these? Can I take them down? Ha ha ha.

Push comes to shove. Now, do you like that? Do you are like Ders as a as a tall man? Are you like, this is good. She's she's more my size. This is I always this is a running joke about if I like kiss my wife on the stairs and she's higher than me. I'm like, God, I wish you were this tall. She's like, she's like six over me. You said this is

And I like, I like look up into her eyes. Yeah. I do it like, I don't know, twice a year where I'm like, God, I wish you were this big. You could just, I could just, you just hold me. She's like, stop, don't do this.

So that's how we spice things up here in the home house. Blake, is that a thing for you? I've dated a girl. She wasn't taller than me. She was like 5'7", but we were about the same size. And then when she would wear heels, she would tower over me because women in heels are just giant. Yeah, a couple feet. Yeah, and I didn't dislike it, but it wasn't like... I've never looked at a tall woman and I'm like...

Like, yeah, that's it. That's it for me. Now, unless you had a CrossFit body, in which case, I don't know. Angel Reese. I'll tell you. I really like Candice Parker. She's so freaking cute, dude. She might not be interested, but yeah, that's OK. We're not we're talking, you know, we're talking Angel Reese showed up at some NBA game in like some jean shorts. What is going on with her, dude?

And I was like, there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's. Points. Yes, points.

That has to have been said a million times on Twitter. Oh, boy. It's all good. We're all just a million times for some dudes just going down and he looks up and just goes, there's no wrong way to eat. She's like, actually, you're doing it wrong. You're completely off. You're licking my butthole. Yep.

Sorry, maybe. I'm sorry. Yep, Blake, that's not it. Yeah, that's different. Goodbye. Yeah. That would be... We're so dumb. Oh, man. She's one of my favorite basketball players, though. I think that's cool as hell, dude. You can see Juju Watkins got injured. I'm bummed about that. She's also tight. I don't know about that now. March Madness is in full effect. I know. I already talked about it. Swimming. We're going. We're going. So...

Texas got it. Women's March Madness happens a little bit before the men's or at the same time? It happens at the same time, which is crazy. That's wild. That's wild. I thought they changed that because people were all like pissed about it or something. I don't know. I tried to like be all like knowing shit and said it at a party the other day when I'm watching March Madness. And I'm like, no, it happens next weekend. And someone's like, no, it doesn't. And I was like, shut up.

Because when it comes to swimming, there are weeks of pool. One's one week, the other's the other. There's not enough pools. But I feel like the, I mean, of course, especially now that Juju's out, since Kaitlyn Clark's not in NCAA anymore, that rivalry was really making people like that. What do you mean she's not in the NCAA? She's in the WNBA. Oh, that's right. Yeah, she's on Indiana.

So I don't feel like people have really been tuned. I also don't feel like March Madness Men's has been that

Like, I haven't heard that much about it, to be honest. Well, there hasn't been that many upsets. Well, this is going to come out and it's going to be like done. Yeah, it's over. It's over. I'm pissed now. It's over. People will be bored. But there hasn't been that many big upsets or like buzzer beater moments. So that's when it gets crazy. There were a few nail biter games that were fun. Wisconsin. God.

You guys got Creighton got got first round. Big Creighton. There wasn't a lot of weird California representation. Be more specific, please. Like when Long Beach sneaks in there. I love that shit. Or Fresno. Oh, love that shit. I think Fresno's usually good. Yeah, but

This year was just like San Diego and I think... And that's not crazy enough for you? No, that's too common. That's too mainstream for you? You're looking for the insane clown posse of basketball teams to sneak in. Okay. Yes, points! Woo!

yeah i want i like this i want shaggy too dope university so what would be the icp of california you can't say rancho cucamonga you want like the cerritos auto mall square basketball team to sneak into oh yeah is it placentia what the hell is that which is a real place what the hell is that you've never heard that no that's a place in california huh and when you get there they say placentia here doesn't

Doesn't really work. That's crazy. Who sent you? Maybe like. Who sent you? Who sent you? Oh, I get what you're saying now. Yes, points! Maybe like UC Irvine or something. Or Northridge. What if Northridge? Northridge? I feel like they have, haven't they? The Quakes. But that's the ICP for you? Yeah, definitely Northridge. Hell yeah. There's way more deeper cuts than Northridge. Yeah. Yeah, and you act like you're so Californian, dude.

No, it's more, I don't know schools. I don't know any colleges. I'm like blown away. Just the name of town. It's like, it can't be Rancho Cucamonga. Northbury. So Isaac is saying this is the first time San Diego has made the tournament ever. That's no, that can't be possible. But that's not very ICP. That can't be possible. Well, didn't Kawhi Leonard play for San Diego? There's a few San Diego colleges.

Right? There's two, right? Yeah. UCSD and then there's the State University also. San Diego State. Yes, sir. Wow. We're really collegiate guys.

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And go out of state somewhere cool. I like the idea of going out of state and going somewhere cool to, like, experience a different culture. Yeah. I think so, too. But I also like cheap college at a good school. There's so many good schools in California. There are great schools in California. There's a lot of cool places you could end up. Yeah, but then you're all... Like, it's... Like, you don't want to be too California. And then you're Isaac. And then...

You know what I mean? And then when you go to another place, when you put it that way, worst case scenario, we're talking about worst case scenario. Worst case scenario. Then you're Isaac. And then you go, remember how, I mean, you guys know you've traveled with the guy. When you go somewhere, he's like, I mean, this is crazy. It's like, it's

snowing and you're like yeah dude it's February and we're in Milwaukee or wherever and he's like yeah it's just wild because it doesn't snow in Southern California and you're like yeah well it does in the mountains it's like yeah no I know it's like what's

Cool about California. And you're like, shut up, dude. We're fucking somewhere else right now. Punk rock. Getting radical. Just be somewhere else. Actually, I wouldn't mind if that was my kid. Azusa Pacific University. Like, there's some cuts. Azusa. Where is Azusa? Not telling. Damn. Not telling.

that sucks that sucks for you that sucks i'm gonna have to google that the channel islands where where would you guys uh where would you guys want to send your kids i want my kid to be uh uh lsu that's where i i'm lsu i mean that's crazy yeah i mean what are they doing at lsu just partying dude just partying yeah just just

Fucking hanging outside by the shack statue. Just drinking. I mean, that's cool. There's a place called Tigerland. Well, we shot the first two Pitch Perfects in Baton Rouge. So the first one, especially, I was there. And they had this place called Tigerland, which Blake has been to. And it's basically a gravel pit with like five bars around the outside of it. And you park in the gravel pit. And it's massive.

Mayhem. Bedlam. Right. When the bars let out, is it just bananas? It's fucking wild. And it's so fun. And I'm like, oh, if I like this, what a great college experience. This probably is. I think you're describing.

half of colleges yeah yeah and madison had the same thing like there's like the six corners madison's a good college town what's great about doing stand-up is i gotta visit a lot of these college yeah you know but like penn uh state that's like happy valley that's a great college town i'm like is it college station what do they call that college station yeah that's a totally different place that's what's that isn't college station what they call penn state am i crazy

No, no, no, no, no. Happy Valley is Penn State. College Station is Texas. College Station is Texas A&M. Oh, shit. I think that's what it is. Wow.

Dude, I'd be down for that. Yeah, it'd be cool to, like, be a longhorn. I always wanted to do that. Well, it really depends on how smart your kid is. Because if they're too smart, then you're like, you got to go to one of these nerd schools. And that'll be fun. But, you know, it'll probably help you get a better job. And yada, yada, yada. Wait, wait. Maybe you guys know this. You guys surprised me with some of your knowledge. What's the partiest...

Nerd school. Oh, that's a great. Hardiest nerd school. Yeah, where like it's like a really you get a great education, but you rage. Dartmouth is known to be like a shithole throw downtown for smart kids. Yeah, Dartmouth. Give me a hell yeah. Dartmouth. I was or Cornell is not.

Cornell, like everyone commits suicide there. That's like sort of there. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I've played Cornell a couple of times and you drive across this bridge and every time you drive across it, they tell you like, uh, yeah, this is the bridge that kids commit suicide and jump off of. And you're like, oh, that's really, really sad. Uh, that's a bummer. Yeah. Is it because of like the pressure of grades and stuff or does

Does the weather suck? I think so. I think so, yeah. And you're in the middle of nowhere and it's miserable. The weather does suck. And yeah. Damn. That sucks. Yeah. So, you know, and please invite me to do stand up there again. But...

But you're opening 10 minutes is going to be about that bridge. Okie dokie. Don't go to school. It seems like it wouldn't be the best party school to go to. Right, right, right. But I think that's... And Penn State's... Michigan is a smart school. Michigan is a smart school, but you know what their whole thing is? It's very Greek. There's not many bars. I've been there to Ann Arbor. By Greek, you mean it's very like a frat. Fraternity. So you like kind of have to be in one. Not that you have to be, but like... We're talking Wolverines, right?

Correct. Oh, dude. But they are so... There's not many bars, you know? No, you need a lot of bars. Think of all the cool Wolverine shirts you could wear. I know. When I was a kid, I wanted to go there, and then it turned out their swim team's a little too fast. Think of all those ICP Wolverine shirts, because ICP is from Michigan, so... Dude! Blake would really feel home. They're not Ohio? Yes! They're Detroit, bro. Come on. Hell yeah, dude. I'm in. This is...

Blake is fully in, dude. I'm so excited for you. Okay. Alrighty then. I found my school. I found my school. Smartest party school. This is a great, great question. By the way, everyone who went to a smart school out there who's like, my school, my school is crazy. No, it wasn't. It wasn't. Yeah, it wasn't. It's Berkeley, bro. It's Berkeley. I grew up in Evanston where Northwestern University is. It's so tame. So quiet. So sleepy. Yeah, super tame. So quiet.

They like invented prohibition there in Evanston. It was. Yeah, it was. Look at you. Look at you. What the hell? How are you guys so smart today? Yeah. Why do you know about my. Yeah, dude. We talked about this. Yeah, I played there before. I've done stand up there. And you just absorb knowledge everywhere you go. I love that. Well, yeah, it's like they have weird liquor rules there. Like you learn. Yeah, you just absorb knowledge. That's fucking cool, dude.

Yeah. You know, you go to the town, you kind of learn a few things about said towns, but... Adam knows every town's alcohol restriction. Yeah.

So liquor stores close at 9, so I need to get there before that. Great, thank you. Well, it is a thing because a lot of times you can't buy booze after the show and you're like, what the fuck are we doing here? That sucks. In Madison, Wisconsin, you can't buy after 9 and you can't buy on Sunday, I think. So at 8.55, kids be hauling ass down the street to get to the store. Balls to the wall.

And you're like, I worked at a liquor store. I'm standing by the door, like locking it in front of people who got there like a second after nine. I'm like, dude, you were that guy. Sorry. Sorry, bud. You mean I was an employee somewhere? Yeah, I was that guy. You were that guy, pal. I'm still going to send it. Why don't you go eat somebody's French fries, bitch? Stop bringing up old episodes. That's the law. I don't know what to tell you. That's the law. Okay. Cop.

I will say that clip, the french fry clip, what we were talking about, I loved it, dude, because you backtracked so fast, Blake. We were like, if you eat, if you're a delivery person and you eat out of their food, you're a scumbag. And Blake is like, that's the cardinal rule. You don't do that. You're a fucking scumbag. No, I go, are you a scumbag or just a person? And this is what people do. And Blake leaned in and said scumbag. And then you're like, what?

You're like, you're such a scumbag. Oh, you're disgusting. That's the cardinal rule. You don't do that. And then we were like, yeah, you know, French fries. And you're like, French fries. Yeah, you do. If you're the French fries. Yeah. They're French. That one. That. Look, I don't think I ever did it as a delivery driver. I was probably. You said you did. I was spinning. It's good radio. I was spinning a web. I don't think I did that. I don't think I. So you lied. Yeah. You just. I probably lied.

I probably lied a little. Wait, Adam, he thinks this is radio. I'm still going to send it. I might have ate a fry. Maybe fries seem. Okay. So now are you lying now? I see. I can't tell with you anymore. Look, I can't remember if I ate a fry or two fries from an order. I don't think I would do that, but you never know. I might have been really. Why don't you fucking think about it and we'll wait. Yeah.

I guess you don't retain knowledge or whatever the hell we just said. He doesn't go anywhere. I mean, I don't. He doesn't leave California. I don't. I can't. I sit in my hotel room and watch movies. I've already seen Willow. We haven't seen Willow. Please watch Willow. It's so good, dude. Yeah, it's cool. Fantasy movies from fantasy movies from the 80s and the 90s are so pure. They're so incredible.

Like the locations are off the chain. The costumes are off the chain. Is this a deep cut? Did you guys ever watch Ewoks battle for Endor? Hell yeah, dude. Of course. I heard that shit on rotation. And whenever I bring it up, people are like, don't even know what you're talking about. I do not know. Wasn't the main Ewoks name Wicket? Yes. Yes. It was off the chain. Or the girl's name was. Can't remember. I think the girl's name was. And I thought she was five.

I don't even really know what the Ewoks are. They're like little bear people or something. Yeah. And by the way, bringing it back, I believe Warwick Davis was. Yes, he was wicked. Yeah, too.

to yes he was this dude is in our dna in ways we don't even know do not give him flowers no flowers i no flowers we're talking about him too much the guy's done this sucks what no no he's immortal you killed him he's immortal you've killed him he's immortal no stop this he's been in every star wars movie he's been in every star wars movie was he inside of r2d2

Adam, that's the little robot that rolls. Yeah, I know what that one is. I've seen one of these ones. Okay. I love that shit, man. I love that. All right. That's kind of cool, I guess. Yeah, that's cool. How long have we been on? Oh, my God, you guys. What? Never hit record. I'm living a nightmare.

Are you serious, dude? Never hit record. That's okay. Can we use my audio? I think we can use it. Yeah, I think we can use it. It's going to sound like you're in a tin can. We got to get better. But I'm going to ask the producers if I should even hit record now.

Or just wait for the next episode. We're doing hit record. Now Todd is like, please hit record. God, you had one job. Dart mouth mother. What is it? Dartmouth. What is it? Dartmouth. Dartmouth. We have zoom backup. Thank you. Producer Anna. Thank you. World renowned. Thank you. Thank you. God. Thank you. God. Oh my God. Thank you. God. Okay. Let's go. Okay. Well, that feels like a good stopping. Better late than never.

Any takebacks, whoopsie daisies or bonehead maneuvers? Any takebacks, whoopsie daisies, whoopsie do's, whoopsie don'ts? I'm sorry to production for not hitting record. That really sucked, dude. Yeah, that's a huge... Blake, I would like to give a shout out to the Insane Clown Posse on behalf of Blake. Thank you. Your number one poser. He acts like he's involved when he's not.

And that's sadder. And that's sadder. You know, the inclusive thing I will give to them. I'll give them the inclusive thing. I do feel like you're seeing a lot of people helping people who can't walk walk at places like that. Okay. You know, like... Thank you. Like people who are in wheelchairs who then it's like, it's too muddy. I can't get through. And so like...

The able-bodied people pick up the people who... I do think that. And it's not because they've had an injury or a fall. It's because they're too large to walk and stand. I'm willing to say that... Your boobs are huge. Adam is right about that. And also, there are people with limited medical... Mental faculties. No, just like... I can't stop eating. Stop talking about us. And you know what, Adam? I'm willing to go with you also on that.

But also just people who can't really get the highest medical assistance who deal with certain things day to day. And they go to the Carnival of Souls. I'm living in a nightmare. Dark Carnival. Dark Carnival of Souls. And ironically, it brightens up their day. Hey, you know what? Yeah. You know, I might not listen to, you know, the whole catalog of the ICP record label, Psychopathic Records. You might not or you don't. Yeah.

I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. Who's to say? There's some tracks I do like. Great Malinko is off the chain. Great Malinko is. They've got the first song on that one album.

Right? It's the first song on that one album, right? I think so. So you kind of have to have heard it. Go ahead. Homies. That's a good one, too. Their merch is off the chain. Here's what I'll say. Their merch is off the chain. It is. They have great merch. Here's what I'll say. I would love to attend the Gark... Gark... Oh, boy. I would love to attend the Dark Carnival of Souls. I think that it would unironically be a very good time. I think...

I think I would have a great time. I think people would treat me well. I think they'd be very accepting because we're a family. Whoop, whoop. So like, I'm not, I'm not ashamed to say I could see myself because

becoming a juggalo at some point in life. Right. After the kids go off to college. Honey, what if we went to the dark car? That's your retirement, dude. Right. That's your retirement. Some people get into like traveling or they buy an RV and see the country. You're going to become a juggalo? He's seen the country all right. Yeah. You know, the girls, they're at Michigan. They're Wolverines and daddy's right on the outskirts. Yeah.

Just at the carnival. Yeah. He's getting a real education. I could be a mud wrestler there. Yeah, you could. You could do all kinds of things. There's no doubt in my mind you could. Thanks, man. That seems like most of the only thing you can do there. Yeah, pretty much. What drugs are they doing there? All of them? Oh, Whippets for sure. Is that number one? Yeah. No, they're doing like what's the they're making toilet wine.

Jankum. They're doing Jankum. I just want to party. What other whippets? It's probably a lot of galaxy gas. Yeah. A lot of that. Yeah. Okay. Probably a lot of that. And weed. Yeah. And methamphetamine. Possibly that. Right. Yeah. I think weed is kind of just automatic, right? Yeah. Smoke weed every day. Is there, Blake, you would know Blake. Let me ask you since you're the resident poser. Yeah.

Is there a straight edge faction of juggalos? There's got to be, right? There has to be. Actually, I do not know that. Do they not make it out?

That's actually a very intriguing question to me. I know there's like Christian juggalos, but I don't know if that equals straight edge juggalos. How many Jewish juggalos? Juggalos. Juggalos. Is it juggalos? Yes, points! Pretty good. I feel 0%. I feel like it seems like such a... And it's not Christian, but it's...

more not Jewish. Right. It's pagan. Yes. Very pagan. Is it pagan? Absolutely. And what does pagan mean? No one knows. Because people throw it around and I have no idea what it means. That's like when you celebrate all the holidays that Christianity does, but it's like before...

Like Jesus took the wheel. So it's like, like, like real. So it's like, it's like old school. It's like witch, witchcraft. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, but I'm sorry. Was there Christianity before Jesus? I don't understand.

Yeah, there was no Christmas before. Well, no, not Christianity, but there was. Adam, what do you think? There was Christmas before Jesus? You know that Christmas is his birthday. No, I'm saying there was no Christmas before Jesus. That's what I'm getting at. Yes, there was no Christmas. There was no Easter. Yes, there is. It's that's what you.

That's what Judaism is. So you are like they celebrate all the holidays, but from before Jesus. Because they, yes, dude, those holidays existed and then they slotted Jesus in there. Name these holidays. I don't even know what these holidays are. Like Easter. Easter was a pagan holiday. Yes. But then they just remixed it and were like, it's about this dude who came out the cave again.

Yes, absolutely. 100%. Oh, wow. Another one. I think so. I could be 100% wrong. I could be 100% wrong. Oh, wow. But I do think that like – Did you pick this up on the road? No, that's why all the like, you know, like all the little baby chickens and like rabbits and stuff, it's all about like a spring revival. It's like a pagan holiday. I believe it's an old holiday before the end of time. So the Cadbury egg, the rabbit that lays the egg is real?

Yes. Okay. 100%. I hope I'm so wrong on all of this. Dude, I love that the Cadbury commercial, they've just kept the same commercial from the 80s. For a hundred years, dude. Where it's like the lion going, It's the lion with the bunny ears going like, Perfect. Great commercial. That one and the Corona one with the

palm tree and the Christmas lights where somebody's whistling. Not going anywhere. Christmas joint. I like, just keep, keep those forever. When it, when it's a banger, don't, don't, you don't have to mix it up. Just run that one back. Yeah. Why were they running back the Geico commercial with the guys? Like does a pig, whatever. And then there's like the pig, like screaming out the window of a car from like 2000 or 1999, this commercial.

Because there's an actor who was in some like Ed Burns movie, indie movie from back in the day who I thought was good and never saw again really. And now they're blasting that commercial. I'm like, what happened to that dude? Where's that dude? I don't know that one. I don't know. Not familiar. I'll put it out there. Juggalo's in...

In recovery. There you go. This is, yeah. Welcome to Juggalos in Recovery. Do we get them on the cruise? That's so dope. We're healing community and transformation convert. Our mission is clear. We are dedicated to supporting individuals in their journey to mental and emotional recovery from trauma, empowering them to overcome addiction and lead fulfilling lives. Legend Valley. Whoop. Look at this.

stop being afraid of yourself. Dude, that speaks to me, bro. Don't tell me what to do. That's fucking cool. That picture is sick. And everyone's just out there just pounding Faygo. Wow. This is fucking cool, dude. This is disgusting. I love it. Fucking cool. I love it for them. For me, this is my biggest nightmare, but I love it. This is cool for them. I'm in. Okay, let's go. Me and Kyle. I figured it had to be like

a little section of, uh, jugglers. By the way, this website off the chain. So good. It's like the one from our sketch group 30 years ago. Yeah. They haven't updated. That's okay. That's okay. It's looking good. All right. All right. Well, Adam, take that call. And this was another episode. My doctor keeps calling me. I don't know. I might, I might have AIDS or something. Well, that might be another episode. Hey,

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