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Hey kids, it's me, Kevin Smith. And it's me, Harley Quinn Smith. That's my daughter, man, who my wife has always said is just a beardless, dickless version of me. And that's the name of our podcast, Beardless Dickless Me. I'm the old one. I'm the young one. And every week we try to make each other laugh really hard. Sounds innocent, doesn't it? A lot of cussing, a lot of bad language. It's for adults only.

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My name is Brendan Patrick Hughes, host of Divine Intervention. This is a story about radical nuns in combat boots and wild-haired priests trading blows with J. Edgar Hoover in a hell-bent effort to sabotage a war. J. Edgar Hoover was furious. He was out of his mind, and he wanted to bring the Catholic left to its knees.

Listen to Divine Intervention on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This is Important, horny middle-aged men. You can't go to lunch without titties, what? No.

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Oh, that's sick, dude. Ooh, a little Kimmel hat. Sick Kimmel hat. I got some t-shirts. That's the perfect paparazzi hat to just be like, guys, no photos. I'm just walking. But you got that on. This is how when you're on TMZ, you let them know that you're an actor. Yeah, buddy. So you're like, oh, stay away. But the reason that they came up to you in the first place is they're like, he's wearing a Jimmy Kimmel hat. He had to have been on this film. He has sunglasses on inside at night. What's going on?

he must be famous he must be trying to get me to talk to him yeah the worst is when they come up to you and then you're like oh god tmz is coming up to me again oh god i'm so famous that's the worst that and boiling alive no and then they don't uh come up to you no and then they just don't even turn the camera on they just talk to you you know what i mean that's

That's happened to me before. The guy, one of the- Yeah, one of the main dudes who I see all the time, he just didn't have anything to say to me. He came up to me and he's like, so how's that cold plunge? Not filming, just asking how my cold plunge was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, it's good. It's good. You want to turn that camera on so at least we feel like we're doing a thing? And he's like- He's like, yeah.

The reason they gave it to me was so I would talk about it on camera. So maybe fire that bad boy up. Maybe you want to make me feel like I'm doing my job at a high enough level that TMZ would care. And he's like, nah, they don't care. They don't care. Point blank. You know what my favorite one is? When celebrities get their phone out and they're like, you like it when I film you? And they're all like, couldn't care less. That's fine. Don't care.

Actually, I do think they do get kind of mad a little bit. About what? Yeah, who? I don't know. They don't like being on camera. But what are you going to do with it? You're not selling it to anyone. I do remember like early on when we were doing like red carpets, trying to take photos of the people taking photos of us and they got upset. They did get upset. I don't know why. Maybe they didn't like you. Yeah, I do remember that too. I remember. Yeah. Uh.

It was a little weird. Yeah. And were you like, it's a two-way street? Yeah, I'm like, fuck you. No, I just thought they were beautiful as well. Maybe it was even Kyle that did that. That sounds like a Kyle move. No, I think it was me. I think I was the one doing it because I was like filming us on the red carpet and being like, look at all of the people taking photos. Mm-hmm.

And then they stopped taking photos and they're like, we don't get our photos taken. We take the photos of you. And it was like literally the first red carpet we had ever been on. And I was just excited. They don't like it. I was just excited. When they're there dressed in like their pajamas, I guess I see where they're coming from. Yeah. Like when they get a little gussied up. Yeah. Gusty up. Which isn't bad.

that often. It's kind of a cush gig. Just roll out of bed. Yeah, I would like... It's a nice... Maybe that's my retirement. Blake's going to be a juggalo and I'm going to...

Be a pap? I'm going to be a paparazzi. Paparazzi? Or a red carpet. I mean, let's make sure, let's be clear about this. It's different. There's paparazzi and then there's photographers who are at red carpets. Yeah, I'm going to be a red carpet guy because paparazzi, you have to be out there all the time. Just stand on street corners. You got to be up early. I mean, you should have seen, if you're watching this on YouTube, Adam's face, he's just exasperated even thinking about it.

You got to be at the LAX all the time. You're always at LAX. You got to be at the thing with the place. Somebody help me! You're outside of Hollywood hotspots, standing outside. You got to be at the...

the farmer's market at lax they game you they game you so hard now they roll up like fans and then you're like okay i guess i'll talk to this person and then it just goes and you're like i thought we were just like talking i thought we were friends until they don't until they go you're just talking and they're like i'm with tmz and you're like where's your camera you're like they're like man we don't care we don't care about you yeah that's bad i was just wondering if you knew what time it was i was wondering if uh you'd like your your cold plunge or not i

I'm like, I do. I like my Renew Cold Plunge. Please film this. Well, I know this was weeks ago, but how was the Jay Kimmel experience, dude? Did you have fun? It was awesome. He's my favorite, I think, out of all the talk shows. Really? Well, now that Conan... It's really close to my house, so that...

that knocks him up a point or two. Nice. Okay. It's just the proximity to my convenience. Yeah. I'm pissed now because the tonight show is also super fun. Just the history of it. Fallon is, is a fun, cool guy, but, uh, but you got to fly all the way there. Yeah.

A little bit of a hassle. This is so close. It's easy. And also, it's super fun. And, you know, they got that bar backstage. It's a good time. Kimmel's the man. That's dope. He's just like, I mean, girls jumping on trampolines. Give me a hell yeah! Do you think he's bummed about the man show? No. He still claims it, right? I think he's fine that he did it then. I think he's like, I wouldn't do it now, but I'm fine that I did it then. He's not going to do it now.

Because the man show was pretty freaking sick for a young man. Like, we're in the same boat. We're in the same boat, dude. When we're in our 50s, I might not like that I showed my butthole in Game Over Man. Right. My actual asshole. I know for a damn fact, you're always going to be super hyped you did that. It's all you're going to be talking about at the retirement home. Yeah, stop.

Dude, I know you. When they're changing your fucking diaper, you might recognize that asshole, huh? You don't know me, but I bet you know me down here. They're like, stop. Stop. Maybe. Maybe. He thinks he was in a movie where he showed his asshole. We think he's losing his marbles. My marbles. Which is a clinical term. The man show was so freaking of its time. That was a really...

I want to go back and watch some episodes. Was it a sketch show? Yeah, it was like a man on the street show. Andy Milonakis, not going to give him flowers. Super funny. Yeah. He played like a kid. Was it him? Wow, dude. Yep. Okay. Yeah. I miss the time when we as men could just, as a society, say that we like tits. Dude.

Dude. We like them. Okay. And we're willing to just say that and be okay with it. And you know what? I like that you're saying this. And stand on two feet and say I as a man. If you don't like tits and that doesn't make you less of a man, you do you. Dude.

But I would say the majority of straight men like big old titties jumping on trampolines. And that's just a thing that we like. It's just a fact of life. I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits. And the fact that we can't say that now without being shunned by society. You can. You are saying it. Well, I know I'm saying it, dude, because I'm a down-ass fucking dude. You are. You're a true bro. I would say most bros are a little frightened.

Sorry, I'm getting a call. Jimmy Kimmel. Oh, you don't want Adam saying that while wearing a hat with your name on it. Yeah, no, I'll tell him. Very cool. No, dude. Well, I'm talking about his old show. He is correct. And the one thing that has really proven this fact is the fact that Hooters has gone bankrupt, dude. Can you believe it? I am not happy about that. Do we swoop in with a new restaurant for all those down-ass dudes? Yeah.

For all those guys who need to see titties at lunch, you can't go to lunch without titties. What? Dude, they did everything in their power. Yeah. Welcome to cooters. Just like super tight wrapped, uh, saran wrap coochie shorts. Oh, you said cooters. I thought you said cougars. And I'm like, that's not a bad idea either. No, no, no.

Just like hot, single, older women. There's one real cougar in every restaurant. Oh, damn. Every hour they let it loose.

Do you... I mean, there's still like Twin Peaks, right? Yes. That's the other... That was their competitor. Is that doing well? I have no idea what you're talking about. Adam's like, I road trip once a month to the closest Twin Peaks. No, no. There's Twin Peaks out and about. There's Twin Peaks. There's also a place called the Tilted Kilt, I think. Yeah.

That's like in like Vegas. That's kind of similar. And what? Well, you look at the website of Twin Peaks and you're like, okay, I could get into this. Holy shit. Let's look at the menu. This seems a-okay. This seems up my alley. You know what? And this is not a joke. I will say right now, Hooters. I know, you're the wings, dude. Daytona wings are so freaking fire, dude. They are.

They are off the chain. That's when they mix the barbecue with the buffalo, and it's so damn good. Twin Peaks looks like it's a little higher echelon than... Well, of course, the website does, but does that mean... Based on the sober ICP guys from last week's episode... Websites alone, yes. They look like their quality.

Well, I think, yeah, this is, it's a new, it's not as many locations as Hooters had. So I think the quality might be a little higher. See all locations. I mean, dude, see, look at all these locations. Look at how many locations there are in Florida. Is there one in Concord? My God. Well, Florida gets it. A lot happening there. Algonquin.

I like we all just got really quiet and now we're just staring at this website. Yeah, I mean. Right. But like where, there's one on Squirrel Road in Auburn Hills. Yeah, so that's what I'm saying. Dude, there's one in Beaver Creek. You know it goes off. Oh, yes points. Are you kidding me? Yes points. Camelback. I miss that time when you could just stand there and say, hey.

I like titties. I'm not afraid to admit it. There's one in Concord. Of course there is. No, there's not. Yeah. No, it's that's got to be New Hampshire. That can't be that can't be Concord, California. I mean, there's no way. It's a bagel. It says Concord on on Concord Mills Boulevard. That doesn't I don't think that's my Concord. Not my Concord.

That's not my Concord. Why? You don't, you wouldn't want this. Uh, you wouldn't want this. I would completely want it. I would just be very aware of it. Are you kidding me? It looks like it's outside Charlotte. It's outside Charlotte. Okay. Yeah. That's not my Concord. You,

You kidding me? That would change the freaking whole town. Corpus Christi, Daytona Beach. I would work there. Deer Valley. Yeah, so there's a handful of these types of restaurants. There's a handful. At least there's not two. Are they doing well? You know what I mean? Yes, points! They gotta be doing well. I think it's state by state. I think just maybe California is going kind of weak. That's gotta be Hollywood, Florida, right? It's gotta be. It's all Florida. Florida gets it.

As you know, Florida gets a bad rap for being a little Looney Tunes. But they do take some swings that are commendable. Well, I will say that they're not afraid to just have fun. Just let it fly down there. Go!

And if that isn't considered, if that's considered a little kooky and a little out there, sure. Yeah, fine. Then I guess I'm a little kooky. Then I guess I'm a little kooky, a little out there. Adam's a Florida man. Adam is a Florida man at heart. You guys, I'm still on the website. We know, and it's making for very bad podcasting because you're just staring. Your mouth is agape.

At least read out loud what you're... I'm doing. Dude, I'm trying to like spin the conversation a little bit. Get it back to where we're having an actual conversation. You're just going, there's one in Indian Hills. There's one on Beaver Creek.

Dude, there's one. Beaver Creek. Very funny. There's one in Concord. Not the Concord we know. There's one in Hollywood. Not the Hollywood. No. Okay. Now there's one in Madison, Tennessee. Not Madison, Wisconsin. What's happening? I'm going to come. What are we doing here? Nothing. That's just where they've decided to put their location. I know, but they're misleading. I'm assuming they're going in like smaller locations.

They're not smaller. Trying to edge out where Hooters was. There's nothing small about it. Fuck it. Twin Peaks. But yeah, I would say if a family trip to Twin Peaks, maybe we'll get a new sponsor out of this deal. Dude. Did you see the catchphrase right under the logo? Twinning. Twin Peaks. Eats, drinks, and scenic views, baby. Now, is this in Terrell, Texas? If this is in Terrell, Texas, I'm going to go crazy. What are you talking about?

Hometown of Jamie Foxx, Terrell, Texas. Please come back to us. Is that where they got it? Please come back to us. Okay. It is. It is Terrell. Please come back to us. Exit out of that. Maybe, maybe let's not put any more websites in the, uh, no, dude. No. Ders. Ders. Come back to us, buddy. Can you wait? And the, you know, the wings, the wings look okay. The wings look good.

The wings look really good. So, Adam, back to your titties conversation. Okay, now we're back on track. I was listening to an old Howard Stern interview, and the woman comes in and he goes, oh, wow, your breasts are much better than I thought they'd be. And she's like, oh, thank you. And he's like, that's a compliment. You know, like what? That's a little wild, right? Very shagadelic. Yeah, I would say we're beyond that. We're beyond that. But the fact that like,

Now, if you are at a Hooters or something... I guess that's not even it. Can we say Twin Peaks? Is that what it's called? At a Twin Peaks. Tilted Kilt. And there's just bodacious racks walking around. I think you could just all say, this place is awesome. There's bodacious racks walking around all over. But if it's not in an environment like that, and a girl just comes in, and she's just wearing...

Your boobs are huge. But if she hasn't flopped out... So it's how she's dressing. Yeah, I've heard this argument before. If they're flopped out, not to her. You don't say it to her. I think you can... I think in polite society, you can then, to your guys, be like, holy moly. Hot, hot, hot, hot. Holy moly. You can't.

And I'm going to end it right there. Holy moly. Holy moly. So here's my question. If you work in a workplace, if you work in a workplace where there is a woman who wears revealing outfits where her, her cans are out and it's, it's a distraction for everybody. Right. Yes. Do you go to HR? No, no, no. And hang on. No. Do you go to HR? No, no. No. And fist bump them and go. Yeah.

Well, why don't you cry about it? Hey, I just wanted to bring this to your attention. Cheryl. Cheryl? My mom's name? What are we doing here? Sorry, bro. Sorry. Sorry. She's not the only Cheryl, dude. Come on. And I am sorry. I am sorry. That was a weird pull. Name one more Cheryl. I should have said Hillary. Bye, Pat, dude. Thank you. Great callback from when was that? Was that last week? Jeez. I think it was last week.

Sorry, didn't mean to derail it there, man. No, I didn't. I took a walk for a joke that

arguably didn't even need to be said. Don't case. But isn't that life? Yeah. No, I would say, in fact, if you, let's, let's say you're, you have such a bodacious, bodacious rack. Okay. Wait, I do. I hold on. Let me envision. There's does. Okay. And a woman does. And it's so distracting that you can't get, you know, it's, it's hindering the workplace. Yes, sir. Uh,

I feel that that is a welcome reprieve from the grind, the monotony of everyday life that that woman should get a raise. And I love it. She's getting a raise out of me. She's getting a raise from everyone. But I would say she should get a raise. This podcast was brought to you by 1999. Yeah, dude. That's what I'm saying. Bring it back, man.

This is cool, man. That's interesting. Now, that being said, if a guy is so handsome, if Brad Pitt works at your office and all the women are lusting, because women are just as bad and worse than guys. Like, how they talk. Finally. Thank you, Adam. Go ahead. You've got the floor. Thank you, Adam. Go off, King. When you get a group of women just oogling and ogling these men. I feel super offended when that starts.

starts to happen to me. I'm not offended. I'm like, yes, oogle, ogle. Do it. Do it. Do it. Go ahead, do it. Oogle. Perfect. Oogle me. Doesn't bother me. I mean, you've been on the- Oogle me, google me, whatever you want, baby. Dude, you've been on the meet and greet to-

the gauntlet of the meet and greet. How many times has your ass been grabbed? Yeah, it gets grabbed here and there. By women? Yeah, Kung Fu grip. Hundreds, hundreds of times. You need another four inches. It's constantly being grabbed. Yeah, sometimes people, well, I think that that is crossing the line, but yeah, no, I mean, no.

Yeah, we let it fly. Do you? Mm-hmm. Do you? We let it fly. Yeah. I don't think you should ever unwillfully touch somebody, but. Yeah, no, probably not. It's a meet and greet. And in fact, I don't love that either, but. But to be fair, they did pay $100. Yeah, so. Yeah, so yeah. You may touch. You could take it. Fucking take it easy, Blake. Let them roam. You should get a little cop a little feel. You could take a little chunk. Roam if you want to. Take a chunk out of it. You can grip me.

go ahead and get a grip. Yeah. So I was walking down that road and I will take most of that conversation back at the end of this podcast, but which is fun, but it's good to say it out loud so that someone can clip it and post it. Oh, you

you know what Adam but you're right but you're right to just you know I'm just I just said that the man show I feel like it would not there's not a world where that'll ever come back and it just it really brought me a lot of joy when I was in high school I think is what it was on and I don't think there'll be something like that with like commercials like but someone can for sure just start like a YouTube channel that's basically the same thing and people will be into it yeah yeah you're right you're

You're right. I just want to party. And maybe that's our spinoff podcast. Now we're talking. Okay. Okay. Cool. The dude crew. Maybe we need to fire that up, dude. Yeah. Live from Twin Peaks.

This is 1999. Knockers Talk. Pony middle-aged men. Welcome to Knockers Talk. We talk mostly about knockers. This is not Knockers Talk. We still love boobs. Blake, did you see any knockers? Oh, did I ever, man? I've just about gotten a car accident on the way here. Whipped my head around so hard. Holy cow.

And we bring back Flash Fridays from Tom Likas. It is Flash Fridays. You know, Tom Likas is a neighbor of mine. I think we've talked about this. Yeah, yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, it's the best. Okay, that's fucking cool. That shit's important. What did people call him when they called in? Duh.

No, they call them King or Dad. Dad? No, they call them Dad. They call it and be like, hey, Dad. And you go, hi, son. So Tom Likas is a shock jock here in Los Angeles, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know how they came by the other day. And this was the same era where he just got fired. Yeah. Did he? I thought he got beat up and was like, I guess I'm done. He did. Oh, is that what happened? I think he got hit with a bat outside of a club. Yeah. Ouchie. Yeah, but he was very close. A club? Yeah.

Yeah, like a... Hit with a club outside of a bat? What are we talking here? No, got hit with a baseball bat, like, outside of a nightclub. Oh, he was going to nightclubs? The guy was, like, 60. He was going to nightclubs? Dude, he was a player, dude. Yeah, but he was, like, notoriously single and would find... And he's very rude. ...desperate girls looking for, like, a daddy. Oh, God. Oh, yikes. He was very rude. To you, you bitch. Yikes. Fuck it! He was unreal. Fuck it.

Now that you do have the best...

Tom like his depression. Tom like his. Although it got, people were just doing it way better than me though. So I was like, oh, I didn't realize this was like a easy, easy impression. He's good. He was really good. Hello, son. Did she have big old breasts? I'm going to come. Oh man. Did you fuck her or dump her? Sometimes you got to fuck them and dump them. 785 Tom call in. Tell us about your whores. And you're like, uh, this is on the radio. God,

Gotcha, bitch! Yeah, so I take it back about wanting to go back to this time. Yeah, it was a dark time. It was a dark time, dude. Sounds horrific, dude. It was a dark time. Funny. Funny, though. Yeah. Yeah, a funny time. You know, you just gotta look through a different lens, you know? Prism. We've come a long way. I've come a long way. How far? Do not come. How far? How far have you come?

I've come a long way. You said you came a long way? How far? I'm going to come. Brought to you by Load Boost. Hey, did you take the Load Boost I sent you? Hey, Load Boost, I've come a long way. Brought to you by Twin Peaks and Load Boost. Hey, science has come a long way. God damn, we could write some Load Boost.

The championship is back in the bay for the first time in 40 years. On the new limited podcast series, Dub Dynasty, we hear from head coach Steve Kerr on how Steph Curry almost never even joined the Warriors. In fact, I thought we had a draft day deal to end up getting him to Phoenix. For the entire behind-the-scenes story of Golden State's incredible 10-year run, listen to Dub Dynasty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hey kids, it's me, Kevin Smith. And it's me, Harley Quinn Smith. That's my daughter, man, who my wife has always said is just a beardless, dickless version of me. And that's the name of our podcast, Beardless, Dickless Me. I'm the old one. I'm the young one. And every week we try to make each other laugh really hard. Sounds innocent, doesn't it? A lot of cussing, a lot of bad language.

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You feeling this too? A horror anthology podcast. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Adam, are you on the Twin Peaks website? He is. We lost him. No, I'm...

It's that menu, man. I clicked on the link that said it's a breast-aurant is what they're called. Like Twin Peaks, Tilted Kills, Bikini Sports Bar,

restaurants. That is a bar and grill, a breast around that is funny. Fucking genius. And then there's the male variation and that stop by males with a similar focus on the service appearance, including tally whackers. You're a monster opening in Dallas in 2015. It's highly whack. It's in Dallas.

It was open in May and closed by August. So like a little year and a half later. They didn't know Dallas might not be interested in that. Real man of genius. Maybe not. And then in Japan, there was...

A place called Macho Meat Shop. Oh, fuck. Where brawny men serve food and drinks. Macho Meat Shop. Can you imagine working there? That's the documentary. I mean, how's the food, though? Well, the thing is, is I feel like most women wouldn't want to eat at, like, a meat shop. Like, usually. This is gay dudes. These are all invented for dudes. Yeah, dudes are just too horny, I think. We're too horny. We're doing what we can. We're too horny. Right.

If you don't want us to want to watch girls jumping on trampolines, we got to figure out a way to get the horny out of us. We got to. Too horny. How to make men less horny. I think the meat factory or whatever it's called, Macho Man's Meat Factory. Yeah. All those guys there working there, they're selling meth, right? Like you're also a drug dealer. Yeah.

Right? Yeah, well, no, isn't, no, gay dudes, do they do meth or they do? They do meth. You want to see it? Oh, they do meth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. We do meth. Poppers. Isaac immediately wrote poppers in the chat. Poppers, dude. Go down.

Poppers. Isaac couldn't be faster at better moments. Poppers. They do poppers. And also he was syndicated across the country. Oh, that was. Okay, great. Tom Lankes was. Yeah. Yeah.

The chat's on fire. Isaac's just dumping so much info right now. It's crazy. It's info wars in the chat room with Isaac. With your bodies right now, do you guys think you could work at those restaurants or would you be turned around? Well, what are the requirements? Would I be turned around like turned out? Like, what do you mean? Like sent back out the door like, sorry, sir, we're not interested in your body. What are the requirements? I think we're a little long in the tooth. I'm a little long in a couple places. You need another four inches. No, you're not, Blake.

There's been too many jokes. We know. We know you're not too long. Yeah, but you gotta have that one guy. In Magic Mike, wasn't there the one old guy who was still jacked? But, I mean, Duras, you have a white mustache. Oh.

I mean, I could barely stand up for more than 10 minutes at a time. My back hurts so much. Right. I think I'm good to go. But that's not what I'm talking about. And you know it. Yeah, Blake might actually be too good to go. A little too good. G2G. I think I'm good to go, baby. G2G. Yeah, I would think so. I think you could. I think out of the three of us, Blake is the most ready to. You never had it so good. Do you sit down in the booth? I never mind going to Hooters. It's a good time. The food is excellent. Food's great.

Titties are out. Tater tots. But when they sit down in the booth with you. Yeah. Don't like it. I'm always like, can you get your weird leggings away? And the band-aids over the tattoos. I'm like. They have band-aids over tattoos? Can we do this at a distance, please? Yeah, they had to cover their tattoos with band-aids back in the day. I didn't know that. Oh, is that a real band? That's what I remember. I did not know. Maybe that was in the 90s. I think in the 2000s, they started to come around on it.

on individuality. Sure. That's what we're calling it.

And Adam's looking at the Twin Peaks website. There's no doubt in my mind. He's like, appetizers look good. No, my hand's right here. I'm just looking. We're not saying you're checking. No, if I was looking, I'd be scrolling. You might have a fleshlight situation. Yeah! Did I tell you guys I used one of those things that they sent? The pure love or whatever? Oh, you jerked off in one of those things? Yeah, I did. Wow, dude!

And then I... How did that go? Yeah, tough.

please tell me more this is the horniest pod yet let's just say uh science has come a long way okay so you're you're liking it you liked it it was a one no no it was a one and done well yeah it kind of has to be right or else were you gonna put that in the dishwasher where your kids dishes are yeah what are we talking about but that's what you're supposed to do is like rinse it you can rinse it in the sink or whatever but i was just like this is such a production you know yeah see that's the thing it

They got to figure it out where it's less of a thing. Like it's got to be pre-lubricated or something. It's not. It doesn't come ready. Explain what it is. Step it out a little bit. People saw it on YouTube. You see these things. You were blowing into it. You were blowing it up. It's basically like a

flexible rubber whatever type thing with a hole in the middle with a bunch of little nodules in there. Oh, that's right. That thing. Yeah, with three different holes and there's like swirls and shit on the inside. Yes. And you gotta like pour lube in. Because I haven't used it. Yeah, Adam's like... Sure. But I just was like...

They sent it. What am I going to do? I have it sit here. Let's see what it's all about. You know, it's fine. I can't not use it. I can't just fine. I can't donate it to Goodwill. What am I going to do with the day? Yeah, you could drop it in the, in the, in the Goodwill box, right? Well, you know, for the pod. Yeah. These are the market. I don't, I don't necessarily hit record when I'm supposed to. Right. But if you send me a little thing to fuck, I'm trying it. Yeah. A little market research. Um, but yeah, I just, it's like,

It's a lot. It's a lot. Do you want to tell us more about when you did this? When did you feel like the time was right? Did you say, like, hey, I'm going to... The family's away, so daddy shall play? Yeah, was it like daddy's...

Empty house. Everybody's out. Empty house. Empty house. You got it. That's definitely an empty house thing. It has to be an empty house situation because could you imagine? Oh, God. Could you imagine? One of the kids comes running in. I can't imagine any other scenario.

Yeah. And and all of a sudden you got a three pronged or two like I mean many different holes to fuck on this thing. It's science. I don't I don't like those things. And if your kid walks in and goes dad that's a lot. You're like that's a lot. What are you. You just jerk off like a normal person. Yeah. That's a

Even if it's, you know, not the kids, but if it's like the wife, like, I don't know. It's just a lot to walk back. That's a better case scenario because then you at least can throw out there like... What? How do you pad it? You just fucking go, eh.

you got time to say, Hey, yeah. Hey, what are you in a hurry? Yeah. You in a hurry. And she's, and she'll probably go, yeah, just keep doing what you're doing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Keep fucking as you were soldier. She hits you with a salute. Yeah. I'm good. Just keep fucking this. Fucking the can. She just salutes you real quick and ducks out of the room. Stand up, stand down soldier. Well,

What works for me is she always goes like, is it for the pod? And I go, yes. And she goes, carry on. Absolutely. Okay. Absolutely. That's smart. For the pod. We're doing it for the pod. It's for the pod. That's when we open up our own restaurant. It's for the pod. We talked about it for the pod. What do you want me to do? Not open a restaurant? It's for the pod. Honey, it's for the pod. It's a bit. It's a restaurant chain. It's a restaurant chain. It's above the board.

Look it, we're in Concord. We're in Madison. We're in Austin, Pennsylvania. All right? Yeah. Just trust me on this. We're in Las Vegas, Tennessee. Dude. Honey. We're in Long Beach, North Dakota. Why am I there every night? I just want to make sure it runs well. We're in New York, Arizona. Honey. Okay, honey.

Dude, you're going to love it. We're in Arizona, New Mexico. We're in all the major cities. We're going to go on a tour of all the...

Restaurant locations. Trust me, all right? Boston. Albuquerque, Old Mexico. It's just... These are just places. These are just places. These are major metropolitan. I know I haven't been home in two weeks, but I just got to make sure the place is running well. The press-ter-on isn't going to run itself. The press-ter-on. Honey... Have you looked at the menu? How do you think I put a roof over this house? You know what...

The other day you walked in on me fucking a fucking rubber can and I let it slide. Okay, we're building out the world. Yeah. Well, she's not buying it. You gotta turn. You gotta turn. Was that for the podcast? I'm so fucking hopped up on five hour energy. Um...

you know i told the story on kimmel and todd watched the clip and was like i'm surprised you haven't told the story on the podcast and i'm surprised that i haven't told this story there's no way this is that your mom caught you and are you gonna tell the story with the condom you're gonna tell the story yeah yeah i'll tell it real quick i'm gonna go take a shot so in high school my high school girlfriend she was like you can't throw you can't uh

keep that condom here. You can't throw it away at my house. You have to throw it away on your way home or something. So I'm like, okay. And you guys didn't want to flush it because you thought the plumbing would explode or whatever? Yeah, we're like, the plumbing is going to come back up. It's going to be a whole thing. So I'm like, I'll throw it out on the way home. But you can't flush it.

I can't flush condoms, right? That's not a good idea, correct? You can. You can? What do you mean? I don't think that's a good idea. If you're 16, you can. If you're 16 years old, you absolutely can. If your own house... Somebody help me! I give a pass to anybody living in their parents' home...

You're allowed to flush condoms. As soon as you're on your own. Well, eventually that's going to come back to haunt you. Until all of a sudden it floats back up. It gets stuck. And then you get caught. So she was right in saying, hey. That's part of the fun of the game. Yeah. She was like. It's not a game. It's not a game. It's my life. It's not a game. And then you go, mom, it's for the podcast, mom. She's like. Okay. For the podcast. Say less. Say less. Okay. So you have a used condom we're speaking of. Used condom. Okay. Tied in a knot. I put it in my backpack. In the bag.

in the pencil pouch. And then I go home. I forget to throw it away on the way home. I get home. I start to look for the condom. I can't remember exactly where I put it. I open up all the zippers. I'm like, where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Nature calls. I have to use the bathroom real quick. Got it. I quickly go to use the bathroom. Nature. Fucking nature. Fucking nature, dude. I'm like,

I hear my parents come home with my little dog, Maggie. All of a sudden I hear the dog, Maggie with the little bells. She had little bells around her collar, just jingling and jangling. And then I'm back in my room looking for the condom. The bells are jingling and jangling. I hear my mom say,

Maggie, what you got there? What you got there, Maggie? And she was like, oh my God, Adam. And she marches down the hallway. I'm like, oh no. And she's holding the condom. It's been bitten. Now it's oozing out. What do you mean? You're like, oh no, you already knew? I knew something was up because I can't find it. You're putting it all together. And all of a sudden I hear her, Adam. And I hear her say, what you got there? Goofy. She marks down the, it wasn't goofy, dude.

The dog had bitten. So it's oozing. My jizz is oozing down. Oh, God. And the dog is jumping up to like lap it up. No. And my mom goes, what is this? What is this?

And I go, that's not mine. And she's like, oh, so it's your father's? You're blaming your father? And I'm like, no, mine wasn't yellow because it was banana flavored. She was like, mine wasn't yellow like a banana. Mine was red like an apple. That shit's important. Like, what the fuck, dude? And then she went into...

the laundry room and cried and I had to go down there and I'm like, I'm sorry, you know? She's still holding it. I'm sorry. You're not my little boy anymore. You're not my little boy anymore. That's right, mama. Oh,

Yeah, and I told that story on Kimmel minus the jizz. Yeah, I'm like, yeah. I cleaned it up a little bit for TV. But yes, we do have some stories in our deep back brain that we haven't told on the podcast yet. That's crazy. So I got one question. Where are we buying banana flavored condoms? Is this like...

Bathroom vending machines? It was just the grocery store. Grocery store? I think it was the grocery store, yeah. Durex, I think. What about, didn't you go to Plant? They sell banana-flavored condoms at the grocery store? I think so. I think so. I changed my grocery store. What about Planned Parenthood and they had like that bowl?

They had like the bowl of like free condom. You could just go fill your backpack. I mean, that wasn't me. That wasn't me, man. I bought a pack of them. You go into a lot of Planned Parenthoods. Did you guys have Planned Parenthoods? We did. We did. We had a Planned Parenthood. Blake would go with all the girls who got pregnant as like their friend.

What if I did? That seems hell of supportive, dude. I know. I'm not. When did I say that was a bad thing? Well, the way you said it was like, oh, Blake would do this. Like, yeah, maybe I did. Maybe I was a really supportive, good friend. Maybe you heard it that way. But the way that he would cover, the way he would cover was he'd go back to his boys and be like, I went and got all these condoms. Like.

Like, that's how you made it, like, masculine and cool. Whatever, bro. See, you were taking a dig at me. I scared Adam away. Adam said his computer's about to die. We're really running the fucking red light today. Yeah.

Yeah. Tell me more about this grab bowl at Planned Parenthood. Did you ever go to Planned Parenthood as a youngster? I don't think so. You never stepped foot? I don't think so. It was such a great resource. Sure. I think that they do a lot of wonderful things. I just never planned for Parenthood. They give you free condoms and that's what the fuck is up, bro.

bro. Yes, punch! See, that's the cover. That's the cover. What? You think I was in there to be supportive? Bro, look at these. I got fucking Magnum XLs, homie. Dude, they would hook it up. They were cool like that. What flavors?

Dude, like, I feel like cherry banana definitely was one. And did it taste like banana? I actually, and this is honest. Yo, Blake, what are you chewing on? I never. What are you chewing on? What you got there? What you got there, Blake? Remember in Coneheads, he would chew condoms as bubblegum? I don't remember that. Did you watch the Coneheads movie? I don't think I ever saw Coneheads. I've only seen the trailer. Oh.

Dude, that movie is really fucking good. I think I can tell the trailer beat for beat, but I don't know if I ever saw the movie. Chris Farley's awesome.

awesome in it. He's got an underrated role. But the end of... The older sister from Dazed and Confused. And she's... Awesome. Is she the daughter in Conehead? She's actually like super hot in Conehead. Yeah. Oh, striking. Even with the Conehead, she's like beautiful. Oh yeah, the brunette. Yeah. From Dazed and Confused. And she's a diver. Is it not Alyssa Milano? No, that is not Alyssa Milano.

No. You wish, dude. She's super beautiful. Alyssa Milano was my jam. But the end of Coneheads, the movie, like the final act is crazy. Crazy.

because they go to their home planet, it gets wild. There's claymation. I'll say that. I won't spoil it. So do you want to be more vague or let us into what the fuck you're talking about? Well, I want you guys to watch it. If you've never seen Coneheads, it's a great film. Well, I've seen Coneheads. Durs has never seen it. I don't think I've ever seen it. Oh, really? Loose butthole. Yeah. It's worth a watch. It has really, it's really funny.

It's very good. Yeah, Dan Aykroyd. Dan Aykroyd slays. He's our best. We come from France. Whoa, Michelle Burke. I'm on the IMDb. Thank you, Todd. Michelle Burke. She's the daughter? She's the daughter, the teenage daughter. Wow. She's so beautiful in Coneheads. Look at her. Well, and in just life. But like, I just am remembering these outfits.

Something about that cone gets me. It's science. Something about that cone got you going? There's something about that long dick on top of their heads that gets Blake going. I wouldn't mind taking that to Planned Parenthood. She also... I'll take that. Okay. Okay. I got you, bro. It is genius. Yes! Points! Woo!

She wore a lot of chokers. I think I was a sucker for like chokers. I think when I was a youngster, like a teenage boy, I thought chokers were super hot. I think that just hot girls wore them when we were young. Maybe. That was kind of a 90s thing. In the 90s. I think there's plenty of girls who can put a choker on and make you go, yeah, they're not that hot. Yeah.

They're fine. Huh. She's got one on, but... I don't know if I did hot. Nucky grandma! Well, she rocked it. Why don't girls... And maybe I'm throwing this out there. And if you're a female listener or a male listener and this floats your boat, give it a shot. Instead of wearing a choker on your neck, maybe like...

around the thigh. Like if you're rocking some shorts. I think that's a garter. That's a garter. But I'm saying you take a choker and you just put it on your leg. You just got like one. So it's like. Well, then you got some really tiny ass legs, dude. It's science. Well, they stretch. They're plastic. They're not like a fixed thing. Oh, okay. But I think that could be a look. And

Slide into Blake's DMs and send him pictures of your legs with a choker on the thigh. People have been sliding, by the way. You said slide into my DMs about like Tourette's the other day and I have all these weird Tourette's. Oh, so Tourette's is weird. Why is it? It's weird? Thank you, Adam. Thank you. Hang on. Do you also like titties? I have explanations. And you're telling me you like titties on trampolines? What kind of human are you?

No, I'm not saying Tourette's are weird. I'm like, I have all these explanations for some weird Tourette's subject that I don't know about. I'm not saying Tourette's are weird. And you famously do not absorb knowledge, so you can't even repeat what they are. No, I don't. I skim it. I skim it. I'm not actually trying to gain knowledge. Are you kidding me? Don't. Do not. Do not. Do not come. Never would. Never have. Do not come. Do not come.

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Can I just say I'm so fucking mad that they had... I like Mike White a lot. I think he's a great creator. I love his stuff. I liked Enlightened. I like White Lotus. I really like White Lotus. And, you know, I've liked a lot of his stuff. The decision to change...

The theme song between season two and season three was the fucking dumbest decision because everyone loved the theme song. Listen, I know where you're coming from, but let's go back. Let's go in the way back machine real quick. Okay. Cosby show.

Whoa, no, no, no, no. Too far. Too far. Too far. No, no Cosby show. No. I've landed. I'm in the way back. We can't. I'm in the way back. No, turd. Quintessential theme song. Quintessential theme song that evolved over time, seasons to seasons. Well, that's the thing about Bill Cosby. He evolved. And the later ones were off the chain, dude. Where everybody was in like the bright colors dancing around and then they did the hands like this and it was like, boop. And he was like,

Wake up, bitch. I just poisoned you. Shut up, bitch. You can't. You can't. You can't. I loved the later seasons. Cosby theme was a fucking jam that I cannot believe hasn't been sampled. I think there's a reason. I don't think you touch anything. Okay. So sorry. I was doing a bit where I was in a way back machine.

And I kind of missed that you were talking about the Cosby show. Because I did this whole bit on how I was being transported to a way back machine. We saw it. You don't want to go that far back. Wait, did they do that at the gate? Like starting the first? No, the original Cosby was like, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr.

but then it like evolved. You're way older than us. So you remember these things. You also worship Bill Cosby. You worship him. Everything he does, you love and appreciate and copy. I'm going to post steal. I don't copy it. I steal. I'm pissed now. I got to post that later seasons Cosby theme.

Just to see what happens. Don't, don't, Durr, just to see what happens. No, Durr's gonna post Tom Likas, Bill Cosby. Durr's is gonna start a Sleepy Time restaurant.

Not good. Not good. Not good. If you're full, lay down over here. Take a nap. Allegedly. Not good. Why is there wing sauce on my fly? Hey, dude, it's not my... I'm not the one starting it. You're not starting it. Durs is the one starting it. Gosh. I'm pissed you guys don't watch White Lotus because there's some...

some funny stuff that's happening. I do. I just want to be able to blaze through it. I'm watching it. Yeah, the brothers are jerking each other off. The brothers are jerking each other off. Yeah, so. The brothers are? Yeah, it's so gross. It's so weird. It feels strange. Thanks for that. Spoiler alert. Uh,

You got to get on it, brother. Yeah, for some reason I'm like not as interested. This season has been slow. It's a slow burn to get there. I feel like other seasons it was better quicker. A little more captivating. Yeah. Here's the shocker for me. The marketing, you can't escape this show. And then the other day I saw a headline that was like,

it's gotten its all time highest ratings. And I was like, Oh shit. So everyone is watching this. 4 million people are watching this.

Which in the grand scheme is not a huge number. No. I thought it would be like 10 million. But like, what? No, we used to get, at our peak, Workaholics was 3 million. I don't think we ever got to 3. Yeah, we did. Season, what, 2? Or season, yes. We kissed it. The beginning of season 3. Everyone slide into Adam's DMs with those. Season 2, Isaac said. What did American Idol get? American Idol would get like 10 million. Over. Over?

Over that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a big network. Yeah. Yeah. That was like still not many. Yeah. Twenty five. Twenty five million. That's insane. It's good. But that was also real appointment television right there. If you missed the idol year and it was on twice a week, it was on like Wednesday and Thursday. That fucking show. Genius. Genius. It was.

You had to watch it twice a week? Fucking awesome. So, but to go back... Yeah, let's get back to the Lotus. To get back to your... No, to your life hero, Bill Cosby. They changed after season one.

to a new theme song or did they do multiple seasons? Well, because the kids were getting older so they had to like redo the theme songs and they're like, well, let's just update the music. So like the music would stay similar. Oh my God, Todd, I know you're a musician. He's like, it's a variation on the melody. That's what I'm saying. But like it evolved into

into something that would be like almost not recognizably the same thing. And it got doper. So that makes more sense than what the White Lotus is doing because it's not the... Is it totally different? Isn't it still... There's to it. It's by the same person. Well, sorry. Blake's saying there's to it. There is some... There's no... There is a little... No, there's no...

I watch it, Blake. I do too. Yeah, but you don't retain information. Damn it. He got you. You don't retain any knowledge. He retains music. If you listen to it, it goes like... It does. It has vocal... I don't know if I... Seven variations of the Cosby theme. White Lotus...

Season 3 theme. There you go. Are you ready? You want to hear it? Okay. This is the new one.

See, it's kind of going like... This sounds like a song I've heard before. She got a booty. Are we allowed to play this song? That's just like a... That just sounds like a... Someone's gonna sample that. Okay, well... Okay, so not as good, right? So season one, play the last season or one or two. Okay, season... And you're gonna hear the banger that everyone was like, oh, fuck. We're saying season one or season two? Whichever. It's the same song. Oh, it is.

Yeah, exact same. We retained that it's the same. Yes, we retained information and knowledge. And Blake, you do that. I'm going to search Cosby Dump. It's kind of the same. It's very similar. Yeah, it's very similar.

Very similar. Season two might be a different song too. Okay, well, let's try it. Season two. Can you guys hear my shit playing or no? No. We're not sharing your audio. I got all the Cosby theme songs here. Don't. This is season two. Very different. Is it? Oh, yeah. You're right. But then it goes into...

Oh, you're right. It is. I thought it was the same one and two. I'm off baser. No. Season one was the banger. But they had season two. They still had the...

I think the season three, you listen long enough. And season five of her Cosby show is the banger. It's so good. Well, yeah, I might make it my ringtone. I will say in watching without spoiler alerting for you, Ders, about the new season of Cosby.

White Lotus. The brothers jerk each other off. You guys go ahead and then give me a high sign. No, I wasn't doing it. But I was looking at Walton Goggins with his shirt off. And I had a thought, Adam. And you may want to text your boy, Walton. We're talking about Walton Goggins without his shirt on. Oh, he's jacked. I think I know his next big move. I think he should play fucking Iggy Pop. He is. Is he?

No, I don't know. Dude. Is he pop? No. He would be the sickest. Like, I think that would be a super sick movie. Yeah, like do some shit about like Iggy and the Stooges. Well, the weird thing is Walton was like, he's like, yeah, man. Wow. Yeah. So he's like, do you watch the show, Adam? Do you watch the show? And I'm like, I do. And he's like, I don't want to spoil it for you, but I will say that, uh,

It was a dark time, man. It was a dark time. I'm like, yeah, okay. For him filming. For filming, for everybody. And he was like, we all became our characters. Okie dokie. Yeah, man. Wow. And I'm like, what are you talking about? You do a good impression as well. Isn't he known for becoming his characters? Isn't he generally a method actor? Kind of. I mean, he's not Baby Billy when he's...

not shooting. You know what I mean? Let down. He said he was, they all became their characters. And now I'm finding out that the brothers are jerking each other off. I'm like, what is it? What was he trying to tell me, man? Wow, dude. So that's what he was doing. Yeah. Yeah. Huh? He was trying to tell you privately. They were jacking each other off. Yeah.

Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I don't know. Allegedly. He did say that besides Patrick Schwarzenegger. Allegedly. He was one of the brothers getting jerked off. So maybe he was like trying to protect him. He's like, we all were exactly ourselves or we all were our characters, except for the brothers who were jerking each other off. That is a really funny show to say that about. Yeah. And I'm like, and now I was like, okay. And not, this was like, you know, months ago when we were shooting Righteous Gemstones.

And now after seeing the show, I'm like, what the fuck was he talking about, dude? And I think Walton's character is like gonna, I mean, I haven't seen the newest episode. He's going to like go do a hit in, in Bangkok. He's my, like try to kill a man. I'm like, what was going on in your, your mind, dude? Well,

What was going on in your mind? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. I like the idea that, you know, Austin Butler, like, couldn't shake the accent of Elvis after he filmed it. Yeah. Yeah. That, like, these guys are just like, I jacked off another guy. I just can't shake it. You know, I just, it's so deep. Just yesterday, I jacked a guy off. I found myself at a macho's meat market, fucking just looking for hard cock, bro. I don't know what to do.

But I'm stuck in character, brother. I'm really stuck in character.

I'm trying to come a long way. That didn't really work. I liked it. Absolutely. Okay. Well, I can't wait to watch it. Well, don't wait. It's a slow one. It's a slow one. There's a couple shows that I need to just fucking jump into. I watched Reacher season three. Oh, hell yeah. Reach around. Not good. No? Really bad. You're off of that? And I liked the first two seasons. That's what I... I did hear it fell off hard is what I heard. I liked the first two seasons.

This season, I mean, like, they just, they made some strange choices. And it's... I get a lot of Instagram about the guy who's, like, bigger than Reacher. There's another big dude? And that's, like, a bigger... Yeah, who's way bigger than Reacher. Yeah, because he's, like, 6'9". No, he's, like, a bodybuilder who's, like, enormously tall and has, like, three trunk arms. Um...

But yeah, like I go, so that's the storyline is that there's a bigger guy. That's fucking cool. That's like WWE. You think you're big? I'm bigger. Okay. Yeah. And I love Reacher. So I'm hoping season four, they turn it around because I was disappointed.

A reach around. We call that a reach around. I'd like to reach around. Yes, punch! That's what we're doing on the White Lotus. Have they punched fists yet? Where like the fists hit each other and they just like real recognize real each other for a second? That'd be fucking cool as hell. Not yet. No, they haven't. Let's see if they reach around. Any take backs? Any apologies? Any epic slams, boys? What?

Let's see here. I want to slam you guys for zero appreciation of the Cosby theme song. I kind of don't remember it. It still slaps. I kind of don't remember it. I'll send you guys a link. Okay, please, please, please. Next time you're out at the restaurant, play it. I'm not super familiar with Mr. Cosby other than Ghost Dad. I don't know much of his workouts.

side of that. This checks out. You didn't watch Cosby's show? You only watched Ghost Dad? I did watch Ghost Dad. That's a really good... But you didn't watch Cosby's show? Not really. No. I never really tuned in. So like Rudy does nothing for you? Rudy Huxtable? Theo Huxtable, one of the greatest characters in TV history. Adam Sandler's first...

First time gracing our screens. I do. Like, I know. I'm sure it's young Raven Simone. Just crushing. I'm aware that it was, you know, appointment television, but I didn't. I did not watch a lot of Cosby show. I did not.

And that's why you are the way you are. Maybe I should. Yeah, maybe. Maybe that's why, you know, I am me. Did you guys ever see those Creed movies where like Felicia Rashad is in the Creed movies and plays like the mom? I don't know who that is. I did watch the mom from Cosby. Sure, sure, sure. And she's in the Creed movies and she elevates the like her on camera.

You just sit up a little straighter. You're like, oh, fuck. She's unreal. Yeah, you don't want to be on her bad side. No, you don't. I gotta check that out. You say, uh, won't you straighten me out? Okay, and... Any tape backs, any apologies, any epic slams? Can I start this one off? Because I would like to. I already started it out, but go ahead. Oh, did you?

Yeah, I did an epic slam on you guys for not being down with Cosby. Go ahead. Oh, that's right. That's right. An epic slam. That's just a regular part of the podcast. So it didn't hit home. I would like... And it's not a total take back because I do stand by what I said by guys just...

just inherently liking women jumping on trampolines. A soft take back. Perfect. That is a cool thing. I would like that we can acknowledge that again and not feel ashamed by our carnal desire. Your boobs are huge. And I stand by that. We did go in a little hard and we went in a little deep.

And for that, hard and deep. Hard and deep. 69, Deans! This is your take back? I wish there was a points there. Blake gives me no points. I don't know if you did it on purpose. Yes, points!

Went a little hard. Went a little girthy. But I hope that doesn't turn off anyone because, you know, I'm for all people. They're not turned off. They're turned on, brother. I was going to say, I think you turned on more people than you turned off, pal. Well, good. Good. I hope so. And I would like to take back the decision to go bankrupt.

Just for Hooters. I'm not worried. I just want Hooters back, okay? I'm really sad that Hooters isn't in California. You know what? I don't mind that they're gone if Twin Peaks would just open up a damn restaurant in the LA County. That would be beautiful. Yeah, in a city that anyone has ever heard of. In a city that's actually what it is. I think there might be one in San Bernardino, and I'm willing to go with you guys out that way to...

just, you know, market research. I can't think of a better reason. Let's FNG. I don't know why I know about this place. I've seen them. I've never seen it or heard of it. It must have been in Kansas City or something because I have family there. Live pod from Twin Peaks. The Twin Peaks. Every Twin Peaks. I'm down to go on a nationwide tour. Yeah, that's our next tour. That's a great call. Every Twin Peaks. That would be

Yeah. Incredible. Hey, we're coming to your town, Concord. Nope, not that Concord. We're coming to someone else's town. Is it real? Yeah.

the most incredible tour in the world okay your boobs are huge we'll see you in bozeman montana nope louisiana wouldn't that be easy sorry see you in new orleans oh louisiana nope no no no no utah all this being said twin peaks send blake some of your sauces and uh let's get out there absolutely absolutely boss boss and hooters never say die we're

We stand with it. And Big Beef Meat Mans of Dallas. Macho meat. R.I.P. Sorry to hear about all that. I'm also down to try their sauce. And that was another episode of... Oh, boy. This is... This is... Important. Important.

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