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Today we talk about... The dick is what gets the most love in the shower. Look at all these pubes. It is weird. You don't want your dick like the renegade of funk out there. Here we go. Start your engines. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. Go, go, go. Everybody's coming. Go, go, go. Go, go, go. Go, go, go.
You know, I will say I did watch the pilot of that show. Heaven felt the urge to go back. Oh, shots fired. And I know this is going to sound bad. Okay. Yeah, right. Leaning in. Okay. I followed her on Instagram hoping for more kind of
And I have a nine inch penis. Yeah. Whatever we call those. Tics. She doesn't really post that many of them. Yeah. I want the tics. You came for the tics. Am I a bad guy for wanting the tics? Show us your tics. Show us your tics. Show us your tics.
Yes, points! Blake, thank you for taking all the heat on that one. There you go, bud. Yeah, Blake wants you to show us your tics. I would love to see her tics. How does she not? That's good merch for her, by the way. Yeah. To make those shirts. Show me your tics. We're the guys. Show us your tics. That's actually a great idea. Yeah, I think
She's doing herself a disservice. You know what she's trying to do? She's like, I'm not my disease. I am a person. Right. She doesn't want to be the face of it. It's a bagel. But, you know, you've got to lean into what makes you special. That's why you got the show. It's what got you the show. Like, I won't shut up about how I jerked off so hard that my toe fell off. So, you know, we lean into what makes us different and what makes us special.
Yeah, that does make you special. It does. What is the thing that makes you special, Blake? Oh, boy. Drop your pants and show them.
What makes me special? Yeah, what makes you special? What do you mean I'm a one-of-a-kind person? Okay, well, anyone can say that. Yeah, but I was hit by the cement truck, so that's what I overcame in order to fulfill my destiny of being a maybe B, maybe C-level actor. Oh, come on. You're saying C? You're definitely B, high B to me. Okay, high Bs, high Bs. I'll take it. I think you're kissing A.
A few little kisses. That's how he got where he is. Tyke, one-butt hole. Yeah, that's how he got right where he is. A few little kisses. Yes, punch! I don't know what makes me special. I think it's just, you know, just my outstanding personality and probably my hair. No, dude, it's the hair. Yes, goddamn, it took you that long to fucking poop around your hair? And that's why you won't shave it. That's why you won't shave it.
Well, and because I don't want to. I like having long hair. I like being a renegade of funk. All right. All right. Okay. Okay. Very specific. All right.
All right. I love that. I'm just so sick of it. So you know none of the guys in Rage Against the Machine who created the song Renegade of Funk have long hair. They're all like bald and shit. That's life. What do you mean? Now they are. Well, that's okay. Yeah, but he had dreadlocks. Yeah, he had some dreads. Della Rocha, he had dreads, right? Yeah, he had some dreads. Yeah, he did. He did. And do we think that that's like a...
Now that we say it out loud, like, renegative funk. Yes. Do you think that's a cool thing to say? I'm a renegative funk. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I mean, because is funk that...
It's fun. It's funky. Funk is the rawest. It's a raw expression. Funk is sick, dude. I think it is sick. I don't think they're renegades, though. I don't think it's they're not like, OK, yes, they are. Rage is a renegade of funk. Yeah, but you know who else is Clinton? Rick James. Yeah, Rick James. That's a renegade of funk. He's pretty. No, no. He was a rapist.
That's different. Rick James? No, he wasn't. What? Rick James? Fuck yeah. He kept that woman in his basement locked up. What? It was like beating her and shit. Allegedly. This is news to me. Look up the story. That might have been during like a cocaine incident. Now that you say it, I'm starting to kind of remember that. So you're saying it's not real if it happened during a cocaine incident?
Yeah. Now I'm actually kind of remembering that. Yeah. I thought Rick James just like bought a house up in Buffalo, New York, where he grew up and his mom lived there. And like, they just kicked it and rode horses. No,
No, no, no, no. He had like a sex cave. Woman who says Rick James raped her in 1979, Sousa State. Okay. Okay. And Blake, that's your favorite musician? Okay. So this is, you're saying how cool he is and how much you look up to him? I'm pissed now! Okay. All right. I had, you know what? This isn't the one even I was thinking of. I was thinking the one he like,
Yeah, where he tied a woman to a chair, burned her with a hot crack pipe, and forced her to perform sex ass during a cocaine binge at his West Hollywood home. Dude, that was the 70s. Oh my God! Well, this was 1991. This was 1991. That's different. Okay. Okay, that's different. He was free on bail when the second assault occurred in 1992 in James' hotel room. Okay. And then he served more than two years in prison.
Okay. Lake Zero. Lake Zero. Okey dokey.
All right. And I, you know what? And I kind of forgot about him outside of the music. Any take backs? I will say he was a renegade. He was. That's a legit definition. He's too far. He's too far into renegade. He's much too far. Sounds like he's ran a straight. Also, I am recalling that Renegade of Funk is actually a cover of a song. It was not written by. Oh, the plot thickens. Yeah. Much like the rope around this poor one's wrist. I did not know that.
And that's cool that you... Do you learn this stuff when you play foosball with those guys? No, I recall maybe that album being a few covers, right? Oh, that's interesting. I don't know.
The album is a cover album. See that? I knew it. The album is a cover? The whole album? Yeah. Rage Against the Machine. Yeah. The album with all the hits. No, that doesn't have all the hits. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Renegade of Funk came much later. Wow, dude. I feel like it does have several hits. It does. Have you guys watched the Chuck Berry porno? What? What the fuck? Adam...
I love it. You guys tuned into this? No. What is that? What is that? Who showed you that? Car Cherry show you that one? Well, no, I was thinking of Rick James. I'm like, he had to have had a porno out and about. But no, Chuck Berry had a porno out. A sex tape or a porno? A sex tape. A sex tape. Okay. All right. That's different. Why is that different?
Well, because a porno is a production. A sex tape is recorded sex. Oh, but it's crazy, dude. It's like these poor women are hookers. And then he's going like... He just starts peeing in their mouths. And he's like, yeah, you like that, bitch? You like that? You lose. Johnny be bad. He's making her...
like eat his ass while he's also pissing on her. I'm pissed now. And then he says something like, uh, like he, oh, then he farts in her mouth. And then he laughs and goes, what are you? What website are you on? How long did you watch this for? You just turned that off. 30 minutes and just 20 or 30 minutes. This is bad. Uh, no, it was just like a, of little clips. And then he goes, uh, you like that bitch. Ha. I love doing that. Mm. Hmm.
Gotcha, bitch! It's wild, dude. These old, like, 70s... That sounds... What's he like? I'm Chuck Berry, and I love doing that. Chuck Berry's, like, 50s, no? Well, I think the Chuck Berry porno was... I wouldn't click that link. That's not something I... I mean, that had to be in the 70s on some autofocus shit where they're like, just got this new camcorder from Japan. I think he got busted for having, like, hidden cameras in bathrooms.
Yeah, that's what they're saying. Yeah, he was a real creeper, this guy. Yeah, he was gnarly. What you got to do is you just, if you want cameras in your bathrooms, just hang a sign up. Okay. Okay? What? You'd be surprised how many people would go, eh.
All right. I got to take a piss. I really got to take a shit. Yeah. Yeah. I got to poo-poo. I got to pee-pee. I got to take a dump, dude. Yeah. Camera, no camera. I'm peeing. That makes perfect sense. And then you're covered. All right. At least that's what our lawyer told me. Okay. Allegedly. That's fun. I will. So you guys haven't seen that. Do yourselves a favor. I'm good. Don't watch it.
Don't watch it. I'm not going to Google that one. I'm not a big fan of scary porno. You know when you have a friend who sends you something that's just, what's the word, egregious? Where a dude pulls his dick out of a butt and then the girl goes straight for it and they pause and there's a dookie on it and then you're like... This seems real specific. It is, I'm saying. That was a clip that someone sent me and I was like...
Hold up. You blocked that number. Not for me. Doesn't really get a belly laugh out of me. It was his brother. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. I also, someone was just like, you have to watch it. And so I was like, okay. And I was like, I don't know. I'm like, what is Chuck Berry? How well do you know this person? I don't need you to out him, but like, how well do you know this person? Not that well. Okay. Not super well.
Let's keep them at our arms. And do you know them as friends or do you know them through work? Through work. Okay. Through work. Right. Work friends. Work friends. Okay. Hollywood. It's Kyle. It's Kyle. It's Kyle. No, it's not. But yeah, it was appalling and-
That's not funny. I'm not getting a kick out of that. Yeah. And, and unlike me, when I found that out, he didn't become my favorite musician. Unlike, so unlike Blake, he didn't become my favorite musician. Like Rick James, suddenly he's forgetting about his torrid past. No, sir. I don't like, no, he's the best Rick James. He's the best. Great word. Adam is toward the word of the day.
I wish. That is a good-ass word to pull out. I stopped doing words of the day. I'll fire one up. It was such a hot bitch. I'm pissed now. I'll fire one up. We're running out of bits. Well, I will say, you know, we're losing a lot of music to terrible people. Like, musicians are really, like, catalogs are starting to shrink, dude. Dude, musicians suck. They're the worst people.
They suck across the board. They're wild. I would say they are out of any artistic medium. Expression? Whether it be actors, directors, cinematographers, whatever, dancers. Cinematographers are fucked up. Although I was just going to say, I've never met a ballet dancer that I like. Right. Don't case! Full stop. How many ballet dancers have you met?
It's countless. Dude, so many. And they're just all trash. Because you can't count? You can't count. Yes. Yeah, I would say musicians are the worst. They suck.
I feel like we've covered this in some way where I was just saying, like, I don't know how to talk to musicians. They have like a whole other world that they're living in. They speak a different language. Now, I'm not saying people that are that like to play music and are even in bands and things like that. I'm talking about when you're in the your career is music.
Like, you have a career. Okay. Like, you're not just in a band. You're talking like rock stars. What are you saying? You're talking like rock stars? No, I'm explaining. So don't give me that fucking look. He's saying if you play the flute at a renaissance fair, you might be pretty cool. Yeah, you're probably fans. If you're in a band, you're good. But if you're in a rock band... No, I'm saying if you...
If you, I would say, I would say if you are in Hollywood and you're trying to make it and you're, that's all you do is play music. So if you're a failed musician, you're bad. You're probably fine. You're probably fine. Okie dokie. Oh, you're fine. You're fine. You're fine. If you think you're still making it.
You suck. Why is that? Wait, I'm sorry. I'm so confused. What are you saying? So people in music... I can't even repeat it. I don't even understand it. Do you get it, Blake? It's because you keep tying your shoes. You keep lacing up your shoes instead of being part of the podcast. Alrighty then. I think what he was trying... Actually, now that I'm trying to...
Repeat it back. It was a little bit confusing. Exactly. You can't say this dude can't even drink a drink. I think what he was saying is if you think you're a successful musician, you've got to screw loose.
If you are currently like clawing your way up within the music world and you are a musician or a rapper or something like that, more than likely you're putting on you're putting on airs where you think that you have to act a certain way in order to climb up within the industry.
Okay. This is like the Kanye of it all. Yeah. Or like you think like you got to be a fucking rock star and you have to. Where you like get on the table and you rap. You're saying you don't excel in the music world. Like niceties aren't rewarded. Like just being a good dude, you don't become a rock star. Well, I think like, yes, they do. But I think people think that they have to act a certain way. Right.
Right, right, right, right. And we even know some actors that act this way that they think in order to be a movie star, they have to act a certain way, like act like a total fucking bitch and a dickhead. Right. This is the way. Yes. But I'd say it's much more prevalent in...
In music. Yes. Because in music you're selling, you're, you're, you're selling, you're, you're usually selling yourself as cool. Yeah. Whereas if you're an actor, there's a chance you're like an everyman or you're like a doofus or whatever. You're lovable. Yeah, exactly. Like as a, you're long haired bitch. Yeah. You're just longer bitch or short haired bitch. Where are we going? Yeah. You're like an ugly kind of dumb everyman, but I'm with a big protruding jaw and a overbite. Uh,
Some vampire teeth. What?
And like ears that are so big you have to hide them with your hair kind of guy. Yeah. And like one nipple. Okay. Okay. But if you're just in a band and you're just in Omaha and you're like, you're not really, you're not moving to LA or moving to New York and you're actively trying to go for it. You're just a guy who plays music and you like to have fun and you like to play shows. Those people are usually totally fine. Adam, can I tell you something? They just can't afford the dungeon. Yeah.
Okay.
They would have one. They just can't afford it. And so then they've become regular because they've been around regular folks. When you skyrocket to fame, you're not around regular folks. You look at the checks, you go, God, I could build about six, seven basements. This is at least two or three dungeons. This is how your brain thinks. Okay. I don't even know if it's... It's not even people that are successful. I think it's people who are trying to climb their way up. I think once you're successful, a lot of times...
You then can just be who you truly are.
Like we know rock stars. Once you're successful? Yeah, once you're successful. You don't think those people were always just being themselves? But, I mean, you're making a huge generalization. Yes, yes, yes. Like there's some very down-to-earth, cool rock stars. We know rock stars. Yes, we know cool rock stars. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're like great people. But I also know a lot of very uncool rock stars and rap stars and people who think they're the hot shit when they had a good two years or whatever. Yeah.
You know, I got a specific example. I follow this account where it's like... Dunk on them. Shit on them. Call them out. Name their names. It's a dude who interviews people about their outfits. You know? Okay. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, sure. And so what always bothers me is the people who pretend like they don't want to get interviewed about it. So he'll be like, okay, what do you got on? And they're like... Ah, man, I don't know. I don't know, man. They're not looking at him. There's zero eye contact. He's like, uh, this jacket...
you know, it's from this store, these pants, this much from that store, this belt, and then the eyes. But there's no eye contact. They act like they don't. And I'm like, you know this is going on the internet. This dude is famous for doing this. You're pretending like you don't want to be interviewed. Just say no then. I feel like I wouldn't even be able to say where my shit was from. I would say...
60 to 70% of the time I'd be like, uh, the internet, this jacket that I've had. I don't know what the brand name is. This t-shirt. Yeah. Those are tough ones. You gotta really be ready. It is a little disturbing how it is just kind of like brand fucking where it's like, Oh, this is from Fendi. This is from Gucci. This is from Balenciaga. And you're like, hello,
Okay. But then there's like one piece of clothing that they call it a piece. They're like, and this piece, this is just Fruit of the Loom. This is Big Johnson. This is a Big Johnson t-shirt. Well, you know who was dope? He found Willem Dafoe like walking down Soho and he asked him and he's like, what do you got on? And Willem's like, ah,
I don't know. It's a black shirt. I don't know. Where's that jacket from? He's like, the store. You're the best. He was like real cool about it, but like he didn't know what the fuck he was wearing. The ones that bother me are the ones that are like, hey, how much rent do you pay in New York?
for a month here in New York. And they go like, rent? I don't know. I own. It's so weird. What? Oh my god! I'm on the way somewhere. I can't do this. Just real quick. Yeah, I can't. And then they're like, would you mind showing us where you live? And they're like, okay. What kind of fucking world is this? And then they go to their like
And it's never just a normal apartment. You never go in and you're like, I paid $3,000 and this is the shitty apartment that I live in. Here's my four story estate that, uh,
Costs $30 million. I've seen shitty. I've seen less impressive spots. What are you guys? Wait, what are you guys? What are you guys talking about? I think our algorithms are a little different. Yours are like. I sent you. I sent you like grandmas that transform into Rottweilers milking cows. Like that's my shit's weird.
Yeah, I mean, my shit's... We've established that my shit's wild, too. Yours is just gay guys. Mine is skewed. Very gay. Very gay. It really is. Yours... You're like, did you see this one? I'm like...
No. No. That didn't come across the algo. Then I send you guys shit. I'm like, this is funny. And you're like, it has gotten very gay, dude. And you know what I think it also is? Is I play a gay character on the Righteous Gemstones. Okay. So I think because I'm always like,
at that shit and reposting that shit. Sure, studying that. You're in character. Honey, I'm researching. I'm researching. I think that has skewed my algorithm a little bit, and I also find it very funny. Did you see the Little Richard porno? Chuck Berry. Chuck Berry.
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How would you feel about, like, doing, like, just, like, taking a shower with your homie? Like, in bathing suits. Is that, like... Well, what do you mean, in bathing suits? Like, you're at a... You're, like, at a pool? Are we saving time? We're saving time and water. No, like, so, okay. It's a no-brainer. It's a no-brainer to me. You're saving time, you're saving water. Blake has been thinking about this. You can tell. He's like, okay, no, here... Okay, here's...
exactly how we would do it. Well, no, cause it did come up. I can tell you my answer is so quick. I go, I'll come back in three minutes or five minutes or however long you're going to say. And then I'll be back. This happened organically. You know, it was just something I wanted to expand upon, but like, okay. So I had just like gone on a run. Right. And then like, I was driving home from my run run. I'm still sweaty, but on my way home, it,
Atiba's house is there. So I'm like, I'll pop in and say what's up to my boy Atiba. He's like, I don't have a lot of time because I got to go. Don't out Atiba too. No, I'm not. Dude, it's not even weird. You guys are making it weird. Listen. Go over there, right? And he's like, actually, I got to head out soon because I'm going to go shoot some skate photography. He's a world famous photographer. We know who he is. He's like, I have to take a shower. And I'm like, that's weird because I'm driving home to go take a shower and
And then that's when I post the hypothetical. I'm like, is it weird? Like, cause you know, I was still wanting to catch up with them and talk. Like, would it be weird if we both were in bathing suits, taking showers and continue the conversation? Like it's super normal.
Like, is it weird? Yeah. There's only one time where it's not normal, where you're at a locker room. You're at a pool. Yeah, in a locker room. And if you're trying to tee this up to meet me at a locker room, let's fucking go. Allegedly! What's so bad? Like, say, so...
It's not weird to take a shower. It's too small, Blake. It's too close corners. No. It's too small. You can fit two people in a shower. You have to like share the shower. Like, yo, can I get some heat? Yeah, share the water. You'd have to be like, excuse me, excuse me. Let me rinse my eye. Like, no. You can move the head in the shower. I mean, sort of. But when you... That's not the shower. That's a different head. That's not the shower. Allegedly. You know how when you're with your girl and it's like...
you're in the yeah no I do that too when you're in the shower it's always fucking mad because then the other person's like kind of cold waiting for the the shower to the water to hit you and you're like all right and then you have to like like pivot around to so then you can get the there's a way there's ways to make people not be cold too like you you can warm each other up on the water
Oh, did you invent the hug? Bitch, what? I think we've covered this. At my house, we have the double shower heads, right? Nice. Okay, money bags. Okay. Go off, king. When we were pitching our construction, like, were you doing the bathrooms and all that, we were like, we want the double shower so we can shower at the same time. We don't have to be all over each other like Blake likes. It's science. And then you never shower at the same time, right? It's a casual shower. I make sure. I go, if you're showering, I'm going to shower. See? Safe water.
Flex your power. But you don't, because we have two shower heads, you don't save water. And they were like, these are actually illegal. You can't have double showers anymore. And then when Trump became president, one of the first things he did was he said, you can do two shower heads again. And the guy came to us and was like, apparently you could do it now. So it's not illegal. And we were like, fucking do it. Thank you, God.
We need to get grandfathered in before fucking Biden comes in and goes, you don't need to shower. So Trump is probably in agreeance with me. Showering with your homeboy in bathing suits is cool as fuck. Yeah, there's no doubt. The more the merrier. Yeah. No, Trump is not in agreeance with that. Without a doubt, he isn't. It sounds like that is part of his policy. No, no, no. He is willing to add an extra...
showerhead. So then, I mean, if that's the case and it's a larger shower, it makes a little more sense. But I'm like, if it's your... How often is that
Because when you came over there, you didn't bring a swimsuit with. So now you got to borrow a homey swimsuit. No, I have what I jogged in, which you can basically swim in. You know, it's like a runner short. And do you like pull the elastic out to like clean your dick and stuff? Or is that you just go, I guess I'm not going to wash my dick. No, you have to wash your dick. No.
That's what I'm saying. What are we doing here? Yeah, then what is even the point of the shower? The dick is where it gets the most love in the shower. Well, I was sweaty, so I just need... The most love? Yeah, dude. I just love the idea of Adam talking out loud in the shower. And now time for the most love...
Well, you've got to really soap. You've got to get underneath. You've got to get all the crevasses, the creases. Obviously, one of the most important parts of the shower is to, you know, soap up your asshole and, like, your dick and balls and get those not smelling funky. Of course, of course. You don't want your dick like a renegade of funk.
out there. You do not. Yes, points! Much like most things, you don't want it to be a renegade of fun. No, no. Like Rick James. I wouldn't be lifting the elastic. I would be kind of maybe like soaping through the short.
Like through the short. But if you were. It doesn't go through the shorts, homie. Yeah, through the shorts. It does. Breathe the bowl. I used to shower in a Speedo with 20 other men. And what happened? You got to pull the fucking suit open and wash your dick in front of everyone and go, does this work for you? Would you in high school, would you ever shower naked in the showers? No. But here's what's crazy. This is what's crazy. So we would do an alumni swim meet every year where like old alumni would come back and swim against us, blah, blah, blah.
And for whatever reason, whenever a swimmer would come back from college, they would shower with us. They would always get naked. Very shagadelic. And then I went to college and I was like, I guess we're all about to be showering naked. Nobody showered naked. God. It was just like, well, did the guy have a huge cock? Was he just like stunting on these high school kids? Hang on. Let me think.
Hang on, let me just... And I have a nine-inch penis. I know you took some mental photos. It wasn't one guy. It was numerous guys. It was like... You're a monster. From my freshman year on to my senior year, people would come back and shower naked. And so rate their dicks one by one. They're obviously flexing on you kids. Yeah. They're bringing their grown man stuff. They're like, look at all these pubes. But that's wild to do. It is weird. We had two...
Two guys that were seniors when we were freshmen, they would shower in the locker rooms. If you're listening, close your eyes. Go ahead. Yeah. They would shower in the locker rooms and butt fuck each other.
No, sir. I don't like it. What? They would bend each other over and butt fight. What? No. They would just shower butt naked. Finish him. And then actively be like, I know your dick's smaller than this. Oh, you're afraid to shower naked, pussy? And I'm like a freshman, dude. And I'm a freshman who's on crutches, like barely knowing how, like barely being able to walk at this point. Nuh-uh. Yeah. And be like, nuh-uh, my dick's huge. It wasn't.
My dick's behute. My dick's behute. It's so behute. Beprove it. Yes, sir. Guys are weird, dude. I don't like them. I don't like them. But then I did get a lot of love by shitting in the toilet without waltz, which we've covered. Yeah, we've covered. Thank God. The public parks with no doors. By the way, what a... And are these guys' dicks big? Oh, my God.
I remember them being bigger than mine and way hairier. They're like, they have all their hairs at this point. So that's just also intimidating. You're like, fuck, man. Did you ever say, it's no fair. You've got all your hairs. Yeah. You've got all your hairs. It's not even fair. It's like adding to your radius and circumference. It's crazy. Danger. What? Shut up, bitch. I'm going to let that one just hang.
What, man? I don't know, man. I'm so fed up with fucking men. The manosphere? I'm so fed up with the manosphere and everybody talking about how big their dicks are. As if it even matters, all right? Do you think there was a guy with a bigger dick?
Who could have been a hero. He could have taken off his towel or shorts and gone and stood next to those guys with a bigger dick and not said anything. Yeah. And made everybody feel better. Do you think that guy existed? In my freshman class? Yeah. His name was Dan French.
Well, the French are known to have big cops. Donkeys! Yes, points! His voice dropped so dramatically from eighth grade to ninth grade. Right. Where I thought when I first met him, or not met him, when I first saw him freshman year, and I'm like, what's up, Dan? He was like, hey, Adam. Oh, wow. And I'm like, I thought he was doing a joke. I'm like, hey, Dan. Just kidding. We talk like this, right? And it dropped...
11 octaves down. Right. And I never saw Dan's dick, but I imagine that your voice cannot drop that far down and you have a... Your dick and balls don't grow with it. So I was just like... I think that's a...
It's a balls thing, right? Like if you have a deep voice, you have big balls. You're a monster. Again, I've made – Blake wouldn't know. I think it's because if it's so big you can suck your own dick and then that coats your throat. No, I've made this point. What? I've made this point. I think that it would be so educational if we would just disrobe all the men of history.
And compare balls, dick, and see if there is something. Correlation. Yeah. We've covered this, right? They have Napoleon's dick somewhere. It was very small, but that's one dick we have. Yeah. I want to see it across the whole timeline. I think it would really add to our species. This is your Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure? Yeah. I'd watch that movie. You go back in time to pants guys. I go pants people. Yeah.
I love it. Lift up their togas. Right. And then you run into yourself and you're like, listen, Abe Lincoln's dick. Well, we've kind of done that. Do not pants him. The plaster, the
The plaster casters have done that a little bit with rock stars in the 60s and 70s. Yeah. Right. Oh, yeah. That woman. Was it just one woman or was it like a gaggle of groupies? A gaggle. I think there's one, the top dog, like the MJ, the Michael Jackson of it all. Yeah. Yeah, of course. And then probably other people did it too. Look up plaster casters everywhere.
Because it was a, I wonder whose dicks they have cast. Because that would be interesting. Well, I know they've got, Jimi Hendrix has a fucking branch. Just a hoe going to him. Hell yeah. Just a hoe. You need another four inches. Yeah.
Plaster casters. Who do they have here? Cynthia Plastercaster. Cynthia, great name. She's now 74. Imagine this is your cool grandma. You're like kind of stoked. Yeah, she's so fucking cool. She is cool as fuck. She's always trying to do a plaster caster dick, but she's cool. She is. Can't drop it. Let me just plaster it real quick. Grandma, not the time. Dude, Jimmy's got some girth. So she's got Jimi Hendrix. It doesn't say like how big
these cocks are, which I would love to see them. Yeah. Uh, Jimi Hendrix, Noel Redding, who also is in the Jimi Hendrix experience. Eric Burden from the animals, Richard Cole from Led Zeppelin. Oh, she died three years ago. Oh, RIP. Oh, thank God. We're not going to kill her coming up April 21st. Flowers to her. She got guys from fog hat and beach boys. Uh,
People from Zappa's band. You know what I mean? She's from Chicago. Oh, well, she's kind of just getting cocks off of like random bros. She's a UIC flam. Jello Bifra from Singer of the Dead Kennedys. Oh, yeah. Sure. Like shit.
She's got a lot of cocks. I don't think you have to get people in Zappa's band. I don't think she needed to do that. Oh, Blake, what do you think she should do, you fucking mansplainer? She got Karen O from the YYS in 2003. She got Barry Bono, the road manager of the Rascals. Like, come on, we don't need that. John Smothers, the bodyguard of Frank Zappa. We don't need that cock. He's not a Smothers brother? We don't need that cock. But can you imagine...
Is she just asking everybody? She was digging in the crates a little bit. She's like, got another one. Yeah, she has Jeff Smalls, a fan of the Grateful Dead. Fuck it. She's got Ariel Pink. Ariel Pink. I know where he was on January 6th. He's getting his cock molded. Absolutely. That's crazy. Good for him. Yes. That's why. You would think, I kind of thought there was going to be more like she got
Bruce Springsteen, Frank Zappa, Ozzy Osbourne. This is a bunch of irrelevant cock. Yeah, she's got it. Well, she had like Jimi Hendrix. She started off strong. You guys aren't going to understand this. What? I know she's from Chicago. She went to UIC. She got a mold of Jan Terry.
Jan Terry is like a famous bad musician who's on YouTube. Oh, I play this in the writer's room. Get down, Goblin. Actually, I want to say it's bad. It's actually kind of fucking sick. No, Adam, that's... Get down, Goblin. She's dope, dude. She's a legend. Yeah. She has a cock? She's a legend.
Well, she got molded. I don't know what she got molded. Booty or titties? Yeah, they're molding something. It's science. Shout out to Jan Terry. Absolutely. What's she up to? Fucking living the dream. I don't want to lose you tonight. Yeah, they got bodyguards. This is actually pretty crazy. I'm a little disappointed that she's not getting... She started off strong. She really did. She cast two of her friends, and then...
Her fourth cast... I don't know who the first cast was. It doesn't say. But the fourth cast was Jimi Hendrix. Yeah, that's huge. So then she's thinking... Are you reading the same list I am? He's third for me. Yeah. Oh, he's fourth for us. Two, three, four. Interesting. Yeah. And so she got Jimi Hendrix. So then after that, I think she's going like, I'm going to get all the biggest rock stars...
And then her second was Noel Redding, who was the bass player for Jimmy Henders' Experience. So that was probably same day. She's like, well, I'll bang out the... No, it was... Oh, no, it even has dates for it. Yeah, a month later. Yeah, so she's like, yo, I got Jimmy. And then her next one was Don Uglyv, the road manager for Mandela the Band. I'm pissed now! Sick. She got the singer from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. I'm just...
She was just like, give me your cocks. If you got one. She got peaches. Remember that song? Yeah. Yeah. Peaches still out on the road. Peaches of peaches. I mean, how, what sucks is this can exist nowadays. You know what I mean? Yeah. She'd get canceled in some way about casting cocks. Um, well, she's dead. Well, I know I'm saying another, uh, someone who really idolized her and is looking up to Cynthia. Well,
Well, I think it's how you approach it, you know? Like, if she's approaching it mature and professionally, this seems... Well, you know she's approaching it with, give me your cocks. Is that what you think? That's old school. You do want to know, I do want to hear the pitch. Like, originally...
What is she saying? Like, this is a good idea for you because what? Right. I need you to come over here. Because it's fun. Is it, though? You got to sit with a bunch of wet newspaper on your cock? I don't know how they do it. It's like paper mache or what? I think it kind of is. And is she doing something to, like, your balls to, like, keep you there? I would love to watch the process. Now, is it a hard cock? Todd, feel free to look up anything else. It's got to be.
There's no way any of these dudes are like, yeah, be sure and get my fucking soft penis casted forever.
Ever. For eternity. Yeah. There's no way. Okay, so in college, when her art teacher gave the class an assignment to plaster cast something solid that they could retain its shape, she had the idea to create a life cast of an erect penis. Yeah, she gets it. Hello! Which would then become flaccid and exit the mold. So she would get them hard, cast the penis, and then it would slide, slink on back. Slide and slink and return to sender. Been there.
Slink on out of there. Winning. Yeah. I love that. Damn. Well, good for her. I hope she got an A in class. That's really original. Yeah. She got an A in life. Yeah, she got an A in life. Come on. What a legend. She found her calling right there because she did it forever. Yeah. She started in...
and her last cast was 2013. She died with Jan Terry. What a run. Is Jan Terry dead? No, I thought that was her last one, but actually it was Laius Kasick. No, I see the last one is Jan Terry right here, December 15th. That's the woman. Look at the last man. Oh, the last man. The singer of Fat White Family. Fat White Family, that band that we all know. You think we can get Jan Terry on the cruise?
That would be incredible. I mean, probably. We'll see. The crews, by the way, we've, I think, released who we have right now. We still have plenty of big announcements for the crews. I want people to know that. We are still working. And people are asking, like, are the wizards going to show up? Ooh. More than likely, I do believe a portal will open up to another realm, but...
They're impossible to book. That's true. You can't book those guys. It's just like you're opening the portal. You're hoping something walks through, but you never know. You're hoping something walks through. You don't know. And we can't even open the portal. That's what's crazy. The portal will just open. Yeah. And did it happen every live show that we did? 30 times. 30 times in a row? Yes, it did. It did. Weirdly. It did. Weirdly. They're fans of us, and we're fans of them. So, yeah, I do believe the Wizards will come back around.
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I went down a fucking K-hole of Jan Terry merch. There we go. You worming it? You worming it, dude? Fucking slinking my worm. We are working on some pretty big musical guests for the podcast. Yes. Some exciting names being thrown. Some big A-listers. But we can't say yet. We can't announce. It is a year away. It's a tough thing to book because it's so far in advance. But dudes, ladies, it's exciting.
It's exciting stuff. It is. It's going to be fun, man. I can't wait. I can't wait to be on that boat with my boys. And some of the games that we're saying we're going to do, we're not going to do that fucking shit. What is it? What was Deep Throat Dive? And after the way Adam spoke about musicians, I bet we get all sorts of musicians signing up. Well, the good ones. No, we'll get the cool ones. The nice guys. Yeah, we're going to get the cool ones. Yeah.
What was deep throat diver or what? I think Isaac added that. Added that last minute. And like, there's one, there was one that's just called cool kids hang. I'm like, well, I think we could do a hangout for sure. We're going to be hanging out on the four days straight. Yeah. I don't know if we need to call it cool kids. Cause then what? We're not even invited, dude. It's just going to be a bunch of fucking cool kids in the end. We're not even allowed to go hang in this, this cool kids lounge. Yeah. Yeah.
But then again, there was that deep throat dive thing. That's cool. That's the one Blake kept saying, but we're doing the deep throat dive, right? Yeah. We could. I did not approve that. That was something Isaac added to the flyer.
I don't know if it was with me in mind, but... Blake, do you have a gag reflex? Because we know Adam does not. Yes. No, I do. I absolutely do. Yeah. I would be so good at sucking dick. And I'm not... That's not even a joke. I just know that I would. Not for a fact. I don't know for a fact. We're not... I...
I absolutely know I would be as well, to be honest. What do you mean? I thought you said you have a bad gag reflex. So? Just because you gag doesn't mean you can't freaking do a freaking number on somebody's unit. Doesn't hurt. Oh my god. Can we stop? When you put it that way. These pods last forever, man. Can we stop?
And I'm not telling producers to edit that out. And I'm not telling producers to edit that out because I stand by what I just said, but sometimes you just got to pinch yourself and be like, it'll last forever, man.
Yeah, so here's what more fun with. This is on the cruise. More fun with Pickleball Tournament. I think we had approved that when Kyle was thinking about doing the cruise, and then he told us he doesn't like us. Yeah. See ya. And then a cool kids only kickback. Huh. So...
I don't even know what that means. Is that hacky sack? We're going to do a lot of really fun shit that's going to be way better than this. So if you read Cool Kids Only Kickback and you're like, I don't know if I want to do that. No, we're not doing that shit. Guess that doo-doo tune. We're doing...
Dick plasters. Yes, we're plaster casting everyone's cock, hard cock on the ship. Kind of have to, right? I'm a dude. Wait till your dick slinks out. And then slink out. Well, get a plaster caster. Kind of a good idea. Guess that doo-doo tune. What the fuck is that, dude? What is that? What is that? Does someone say doo-doo-doo-doo-doo? Like you have to doo-doo the song? Okay, a DJ party with Blake Anderson. Dude, am I not invited?
Like, what the fuck? If you're doing a DJ party, I'm there, homie. Of course you are. I'm there. Of course you are. I think I'm just on the ones and twos, but you're there. Adam doesn't want to hear that. Adam might be on the threes. I might want to spin some music. I might want people to like the music. I want people to like the music and have a good time. And if you're DJing only, then they might not.
Okay. Pern! The doodly-wed game. I don't know what that is. That sounds fun. That sounds fun. That's great. What is it? That's like best friends answering questions about each other. Oh, yeah. When you're making whoopies,
Yeah. That's a good one. All right. Okay. All right. We'll do that. That's a good one. Deep throat dive. I don't know what that, that's what Isaac added. We approved the flyer. Isaac added it. We approved it. And I, I was just like, yeah, as far as the stuff just, we're going to do, I mean, I want to do a casino night. Oh yeah. I, you know, what does that mean? Isn't there just a casino? Yeah. It'll be that we're there hosting like, uh,
they give us the microphone, we're in there throwing money around. Tuxedos. Can you imagine trying to gamble but Adam Devine is walking around talking? Chill, please, dude. I'm just... Stop, just shut up. I'm good. He's a lucky guy. A celeb shot bartending appearances? Well, yeah, I feel like we're going to be behind every bar even when the cruise is like, please stop. Stop. You're handing away all the liquor. Please stop. You just gave them a bottle. I'm pissed now.
Yeah, that's going to be a good time. Deep throw dive. Deep throw dive. We've got a pool, and damn it, we're going to use it for some good, healthy fun. A beer chugging contest, but with swimming. More details to come. Well, now that they've spelled it out like that, that does sound kind of fun. Yeah. I thought it was something way different that Isaac got. Okay, and high roller casino tournaments. Okay, yeah, so some of this stuff, I think we just need more explanation as to exactly what this is. And look at
Fucking Isaac burning us here in the fucking comment section. The kings of undermining their own gigs. Oh, Isaac, shut up, dude. You undermine our entire careers. You think I'm undermining Adam saying how annoying it would be to gamble with him walking around? Interesting. Okay. We're uplifting each other. Dude, I'm saying that it's going to be awesome. And I don't want people to read the fucking flyer and say, cool kids only, kick back.
That sounds fucking dumb as shit. We're not even the cool kids. We don't even know. But what's the description of that? We got to know the description of that. What's the description of the cool kids kickback? I feel like we're not cool kids, nor do we relate to the cool kids only. To me, I want to say the non-cool kids only kickback. And then everybody on the ship can come fucking party. The non-cool kid plaster caster dick. Get your dicks plastered. I do like how...
Adam's like, no one on this cruise is cool. None. None of us. All right, let's read the description here. No cool kids allowed. Yeah. Fuck. Don't try to be too cool. The TII guys are the official party gods. This doesn't... Okay. This doesn't explain the kickback. The TII guys are the official party gods. Oh, yeah. Booze...
bangers, whatever that means. I don't get it. Bros and girls too, obviously. The ship exclusive kickback will have everything your frat party heart could ever desire without having to go to college. So here's my question. Okay, let's go. We weren't in frats. I don't...
So, I mean, I guess is our fan base fratty? Yeah, some of them and some not. I feel like there's a little bit of like, we're good, you're not coming in here vibe. Yeah, I don't want a we're good, you're not coming in here vibe on our shit. That's why the cool kids only, I don't like the sound of it. We're all inclusive. Because that's going to happen. They're going to be like, you're not allowed to come into your own party. We're going to go, fuck. That's what I'm saying.
I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Although Adam will fight security. I will shower with people. I will co-shower. Oh, so the cool kids only kickback is for the whole ship. So then just say kickback with the guys. Kickback. Or party with the guys.
The wordage of it bothers me. It's exclusionary. Thank you, Blake. We're inclusive. We're an all-inclusive ship. We're inclusive. What? Why are you laughing? We are an all-inclusive ship. I'm just thinking about showering with my boys.
Okay. Do you want a moment? Yeah. We'll give you a moment. Dude, I like that you went over. Did you shower with Atiba? Is that what happened? We never got to the bottom. No, I just was like, that is a, I said, I'm actually going to talk about this on the podcast because I would like to hear my bro's opinion on this. And what did Atiba say? He was like, cool. He's like, I really got to go. If you can leave.
Yeah. Yeah. That's fire. I got to go with the other day when I was up in LA, I was like, I get breakfast a lot with a Tiva and Blake and you know, and so I was up there and it was early and I go, Hey, breakfast slash lunch. And I said to Blake and a Tiva and, and Blake was like, what?
weirdly cagey and was like, I'm good. And I'm like, okay, the fuck? And then, and he's like, and by the way, don't ask me to go to a Clippers game tonight. I'm busy. I'm like, all right, fuck. And then I hit up Atiba and Atiba just goes, Milan. And I'm like, what? And I look up
A team is just in Milan, dude. That's pretty good. Yeah, he's just all over the place. Yeah. He never stops. Fucking cool kid. He's a rock star. He'd be in that cool kid only kickback. That's for damn certain. Yeah. He's got to play the life.
Any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams here, boys? Yeah, I think that's more like a Blake question. I guess I would like to... No, I don't want to take back the whole shower thing. Any takebacks or lean-ins? Yeah. A double down? Double downs. Well, I would like to double down. You know, at least in California, it's important to conserve water. I think one good way would be not having two shower heads, but just having two people to one shower head. Shower as a friendship.
You know, there's nothing wrong with that. Land of fruits and nuts. Yeah. No, it's like... That's why we need the water. That's why we need the water to grow the crops. Yeah, grow the fruits and the nuts. That makes sense. Central Valley. It's a clothed... You know what? It's a clothed...
Friendship shower. If you guys want to take a shower with your friend in your bathing suit. No, sir. I don't like it. DM me a photo of you guys doing it. That would be awesome, dude. Wow. DM me a photo. Send him a picture of a log. My DMs are open for that. And was Billy Zane this week or last week? Because we don't want anyone to die. I think that was last week. I can't tell. I put this jacket back on. Yeah, you were in the exact same thing. I think that was last week. That was last week. Yeah.
Still, this week, don't want them to die. No, not at all. And Jan Terry, let's eat some vegetables. I don't want you to die either. Yeah. No deaths. And I stand by everything I said this week. So this was a great episode of This is important!
Dude, if you create this song, you can fart in people's mouths.
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