Ep 250: Cruise, YouTube, & Cousin Wieners
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Back in action! Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah, bitch! Episode 250. This is a big one. Oh, this is 250. Yes. But before we get into the episode, we should probably do some housekeeping up front. Oh, you have to do housekeeping. You guys. You have to do housekeeping. Screeching halt! Screeching halt!

Had a lot of energy. Throw an e-break on this whole podcast. No, we got to get some housekeeping. We got to. So why we keep saying housekeeping is Isaac, before the podcast, he goes...

So I just want to do a little housekeeping before the pod. Okay. What does this mean? Are we closing deals? You know, what is, what's happening? Are we moving? We shaking or deals? Cause we all know that's what housekeeping means. Closing deals, starting deals. It's starting deals. Seems like a housekeeping type thing. Yeah. And he just goes, you guys should mention the YouTube channel.

And that was it. That was it. It was a lot of wind up just mentioning the YouTube. So go to guys, go to YouTube. Yes. One thing about our podcast is it's, it's visual. It's fucking on fire on YouTube. Get your ass over there. You get to see our faces. You're going to want to see, you're going to want to see all this. You're going to see the curtain behind me. That's dope. You get to see Blake's artwork and then you get to see, uh,

Game Over Man poster. My unwrapped Game Over Man poster that's never been hung. Why don't you ever hang that up? Yeah, what's going on there? I don't know. My house isn't like a

shrine to me or whatever. Okay, well, it's just on the floor then. Yeah, I guess maybe put something else behind you then. Do something. Try a little bit. Pictures of my children. And your house should be a shrine to you. Your house should be a shrine to you. I don't disagree. Yeah. Well, it's shaped. If you look at it from the sky, it's shaped in my body laying on my side. Oh, okay. That's not true. Do not tell my wife. Bye.

Love it. And the drones descend upon Hunter's home. Or drone house. Gosh. Out here in Calabasas. All that housekeeping up top. Oh, don't forget about the cruise. That's a little housekeeping, right? Oh.

He didn't mention that. He didn't say to mention that. But yeah, we should talk about the cruise. We should. I want to say that there's somebody very exciting that we cannot mention that has joined the cruise. We just can't mention him yet. Oh my God! Yeah, we can't mention him. And there's somebody very exciting who we can mention. Who's that? Yeah, there's a bunch of people we can mention. Who's that? Bobby Lee. Oh yeah! Bobby Lee's coming. He's the best. That's right, the wild man. Mr. Good Times himself. What is the likelihood of us seeing...

And I'm dead serious when I say this. What is the likelihood of us seeing Bobby Lee's butthole? Ooh. Strong to very strong? High. Yeah, high. Strong. I think I've seen it at the comedy store. He used to just get naked at the comedy store a lot. That might have changed. I haven't seen him for a minute. That might have changed because he's much more famous now. Right, right. I think he's really kind of popped off in the last five years or so.

And that was way back when. Although he was on MADtv back then. So maybe, you know, what do I know? I think anything kind of goes for MADtv. They were a wildcat. He's done it. He's been there. He's done that. Do you think he's going to go overboard? I thought you were going to be like, what are the odds he goes overboard? I don't see that for him.

No. Don't go overboard. Do what you will. I don't care. I see maybe who would go overboard. Would it be, we got Bobby Lee, we got Adam Ray, great friend of the pod. He's going to be, I mean, he will be drunk, but he'll be on the ship. Nick Swartzen might go overboard. He's a maybe. He's a maybe. He might go overboard. Lifeguard. Oh.

on duty. Our girl, Sam J, she's the best. She's going to stay shipbound. Annie Lederman, she is sober now, so I've been told. So I think she will be staying on the ship. Now, if this were old Annie, like I knew her, she would be... She'd be off. Yeah, she's overboard for a

I was intoxicated. And then we got best-selling Catherine Blanford. Very funny. So is Beth. Oh, super funny. Super funny. Dude, this is a funny cruise. Brooks Whelan. Eric Griffin. No. Eric's coming? I'm sorry. Eric Griffin. We might feed him to the sharks. I'm so sorry. I just want to party. I'm so sorry. We might have to. He wants to get in directing now, so maybe we say he's the director just to give him a job. Oh, that's a good idea.

Because we're not going to allow him to do stand-up. Not at all. The bit that I'm going to have is every time he goes to do stand-up, I'm going to act like a microphone malfunctions, and then I have to go up there and do stand-up. That's a great bit. I already like this. Yeah. I already like this. I'd be like, I don't know. Sorry, it doesn't work. Your hands are too fat for this microphone, so I'll just use it. Why is there hair in the microphone? You're too hairy. Yeah, yeah. Too hairy. Your knuckles are... The hair is braided on your knuckles. Oh.

See ya. We love him. Eric Griffin's going to be on the podcast. We do. We're hyped. He's coming. Brooks Whelan. Very, very funny. Very funny guy. Also from Iowa. Did you know that? As an Iowan, I do know that. You're not from Iowa. Here we go. Born and sort of raised. My boy, Brett Morin. Super duper funny. Could go overboard. There's a chance. There's another one he might

This is the way. Josh Adam Myers, very, very funny guy. The Action Boys podcast. Oh, I'm hyped on that. Between John Gabers, Ben Rogers, and Ryan Stanger. Yeah, I'm hyped on that. Very funny. And we got live music from, and I can't announce it, but I think people are going to be excited. Yeah, you can't say. Friendship. And then we also got Flashback Heart Attack, where they're like a...

What do you call that? A tribute band? Cover band? And they're great. They're fantastic. I wonder if cover band's like a dirty word now or something. Yeah, I wonder if they're like, we're actually a band who plays other people's music, but we don't call it... Yeah, tribute might be what they like to be called now. I wonder if there's a new name for it. Kind of like how they do... Like how you can't call homeless people homeless people anymore. Exactly. You can't call them bums. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, you can, I mean, you for sure, you're not supposed to call them bums, which sucks. Right. Because not all of them are bums. And I, we've gone over this. We've covered this. Right, right, right. This is just house cleaning though. This is just housekeeping. Housekeeping. Oh, yes. Housekeeping. Not, not that everyone who has, you don't have to have a house.

to do housekeeping in the way that we're doing, right? Yes, that's right. You could be on housekeeping. Bums are almost constantly not doing housekeeping. They're never housekeeping. And it's not because they don't have a house. They're just not getting their shit together.

Okay, so we got Flashback Heart Attack. You know, I saw them at, I was at a party. No big deal. Hollywood. Get them. At Sean White and Nina Dobrev's house. I just want to party. And Flashback Heart Attack performed.

And it was great. It was a great time. And the goddamn comedy jam. That's going to be fun. You guys need to do a song. I hope you know that. Yeah, we have to start training now. You don't have to train. What does that mean? What does that entail? It's like a live band karaoke. It's kind of like live band karaoke. But then you have to go up and you pick a song and that you're going to sing. And then you have to tell a story or do, you know.

do stand up, but really you just kind of tell a story about why you're going to do this song. And then that leads into the song and then you do the song.

Somebody help me! But usually it's done with stand-ups, so they do basically a stand-up that somehow they manufacture it to be part of the story. Got it. Very nice. Hunter DeBlock, Atiba and Ako Jefferson, Dem Boys, The Blackouts. Boys. Nice. And Shut Up and Dance. Oh, hell yeah. We got a fucking squad going. Hell yeah. Shut up! Bop-a-bop-a-stop!

Shut up and dance. Remember that fucking song for a little bit? Is that going to be your song that you do? Yeah, so...

I was told shut up and dance one time. And so, man, go ahead. I like your version of telling the stories you do your old man dad voice. I guess I just don't. I don't. Telling stories, I'm like, don't you have to be an old man? Who wants to hear your story until you're an old man? They start to get really. I don't know. Didn't you just tell like stories and shit? Didn't you give a speech at Evanston Township High School? You did. You did.

You did. Isn't that exactly what you just did? I don't think I told the story, but did you hear it? Because my voice was like this the whole time. What?

I just saw it online. I did not. I think it's on YouTube somewhere. I did. It was fun. Yeah, they got the whole thing. Isaac goes, oh, you have to see it. And I'm like, oh, yeah, I want to. Is there like a link or something? And he goes, no, I just read it. And I go, what? And he goes, yeah, I just read a transcript of it. And I'm like, oh, Ders sent it to you. So you know it's funnier. Yeah. And he goes, no, it just I found it.

And I'm like, you found a transcript, but you couldn't find the video. He's our manager. Maybe he's got a Google. Getting radical. It was a great time. Went back to Evanston. I spoke to the class of 2025. Oh yeah. Told them, told them my story and gave them some advice.

So you did tell a story. Okay. I told them a tale, actually, which is different. For the goddamn comedy jam, you could tell a tale. Whatever. And I might. Anyway, yeah, it was a good time. It was not as fun as this damn cruise was going to be, I'll tell you that much. Okay. Damn. Damn.

Although, that being said, I will give advice to anybody on the cruise who's like, hey, having a bad go of it. Any advice? I got you. Oh, that'd be kind of cool. Like Ders therapy session. Hey, maybe we do a, maybe we do like a spinoff podcast. So we're going to do the podcast, obviously, and that's going to be a great time. We might do several nights of the podcast. I'm not sure. I got a name for it already. What's your problem? Boom. What's your problem? Ooh.

What's good? I'm doing like a, it's almost Dr. Phil. It's just Dr. Phil.

It's just Dr. Phil. Yeah, you're just going to do Dr. Phil. Yeah, that'd be great. No costume. We'll be right back. Actually, we're going to keep it right here. Yeah, we're going to stick around. Yeah. Yeah, let's do upwards of 20 pilot spinoff ideas. Just one-offs. See if the podcast goes anywhere. I kind of want the cruise to turn into like a Promise Keepers vibe. Do you remember Promise Keepers? Yeah.

I do not. I don't either. Blake, will you help me out with that? Really? It was like a men's Christian retreat, like for men only. And you go and you like, you end up like. You write a letter to everyone. Like if you die, you write the letter. I don't know that part. I think this was a Catholic thing, right? Evangelical Christian organization. It was just sent to us.

Everyone I know who went to Catholic school did this. Really? I went to Catholic school. I guess not in high school. Yeah! You'd see somebody and you'd be like, oh, what's their fucking problem? And they'd go, hey, actually, dude, I can't tell you, but they're a good guy and they've got a lot of shit going on at their house. And you'd go...

oh, how do you know that? They're like, I can't really say, but promise keepers. Wow. We heard all about it. Everyone just cries. You just cry. It's just secrets. It's just a bunch of secrets. That's why. It's like Scientology where you tell all your secrets and then they've got them all.

- Right. - Well, to my knowledge, this was like you all go to like a big like stadium and then it's just a bunch of dudes watching like preachers. - What?

That's what Promise Keeper was. It was like you go to the stadium. You go to a stadium? Yeah. It was like a stadium event. No, this was like a sleepaway camp where at night after you had some sizzle burgers, you fucking just opened up your letter and you read like, if you die tomorrow, this is what you would want to say to people. Okay, that's cool. That's... Not outside of a stadium. So their biggest event... So I'm sure they did sleepaway camps. I'm sure that was very much part of it. This was for men. But the biggest event was...

um the stand in the gap a sacred assembly of men an open air gathering in the national mall in washington dc in 1997 there we go c-span motherfucking c-span carry the event live in its entirety god c-span is so fucking boring dude god c-span is so boring yeah they aired it in its entirety yikes

Couldn't even get just fucking cut it up. You don't have a show to cut away to Jesus Christ. No bitch audience. The figures of the estimated audience was between 600,000 and 200,000. It was a movement dog. That's so many did.

It was a movement. And did you keep, because I know you have a lot of secrets, Blake, so were you... This isn't secrets, this is promise keepers. But don't you tell the secrets? I thought you'd tell secrets. I don't know. Yeah, there's like a guy go up there and go, yeah, dude, I was bug fucked, that's not going to stop me from like starting my own small business. I don't think that's what this was. I think it was about... I'm not afraid to get in the HVAC business even though I gobbled my uncle's cock. Yeah.

That's got to be half of it, right? Damn, like a straight up Kanye track? Yeah. That has to be. I suck my cousin's dick. You're like, this is a hit. Yeah. Oh, I haven't heard that. Will you play that for me? You haven't? No. I'd go to that concert. I don't think I could actually access it. Do you think he could link up with these promise keepers and do a show? Oh, yeah.

Oh, you definitely there's a promise keepers Kanye collab coming. Now, I wonder if you are promise keepers. Obviously, you can't align yourself with Kanye right now that he's like putting swastikas on the side of his building and selling swastika t-shirts. Right.

But there's a small part of you that wants to, right? Like if you are the promise keepers, you're looking for angles and you're like, fuck, how do we spin this? Cause he was the biggest, one of the biggest stars in the world. How do we, how do we see any obvious? How do we, we have a lot of, I mean, he's got a lot of hits. Maybe we just use an old hit. That isn't problematic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, that would be a tricky situation. That'd be a tricky situation. A lot of stuff to untangle there. Yeah, that'd be a tricky situation. What is this link you sent? It's probably the song. Oh. I don't know.

I'm afraid it's like hate speech. Cousins by Kanye. I don't even know if we should click on it. I feel like I'm going to get like. Well, hey, Todd, do us a favor and just find the part where he talks about sucking his cousin's dick. Yeah. And Blake can play. We don't want to play. And it's just like. I'm not trying to spread any hate. But the. No, no, no. No hate. But the dick sucking is funny. As a cat dad, Blake is not trying to. As a cat dad, I'm hypersensitive.

Chicks love a cat daddy. Okay. Adam, if you just want to read the lyrics. First one. Wait, I'm sorry. Is it possible, Todd, that you can just say the moment, like the second? Yeah, find the exact second in that video, and then Blake will click on it, and we will play the infamous Dick Sacky.

sucking dick sucking because i would love like i would love blake to read all these n words out loud in here yeah if he could i'm not seeing any no actually i'm not either he took that out of his mouth that's pretty wild oh no i do see i do see one you are right i do oh yeah that's too many for me yeah it's interesting there's a couple we started reenacting this is crazy dude

This is actually crazy. Doesn't it explain a lot? Okay, so 10 seconds in, he's saying it starts with verse 1, and then we can just listen to verse 1. There's no Nazisms in verse 1. So here we go. Okay. All right. All right. Here we go. If it slaps, Todd, this is your fault. Todd, if you're setting me up for failure. Hang out with my cousin, we in dirty magazines. We see two niggas kissing, we not.

He doesn't have to repeat it. Okay, that's the gist. But isn't it weird that I'm hearing that? And I'm like, I think Kyle made that song. What about an alien? Yeah. Oh, man.

That verse fucking rocked, dude. Because he didn't have to repeat...

give my cousin head as many times as he did. He goes, then I gave my cousin head. I know what I'm doing on the cruise ship. I know what song I'm doing. He said give my cousin head five times. I think like he knows that he had to. He's like, you heard me right. I'm going to say it again. You're like, maybe he didn't say it. No, he said it. He's still saying it. Am I crazy? I kind of

He's in the pocket. I like the beat. It's a bagel. I mean, I know. It's like a little Joy Division in the back with some vocoder. He was rocking it.

He's like calling him out by name and shit. The way he hits head is... He still lives in Chicago. If you want to say what's up, his name is Jeffrey West. He's a plumber. He works at FedEx. Has anybody filmed a sketch of like the cousin's phone blowing up and being like, what? And listening to the song and being like...

I'm a principal at a fucking middle school. What are you doing to me? You just have to be like, it's not me. It's a different cousin. You hope that there's 30 cousins and not just like a cousin. And you're like, fuck. The next verse is how he gets specific. And it wasn't as long as I said before. It was recently.

It was cousin Jeff. I got three cousins, Jeff. Oh, boy. It's the one with the... Now he's got to take off the mole. I've always wanted to have him have surgery on the leg. I kissed the mole. We used to say... What's the name of the game where you hit the mole with the whack-a-mole? We called a suck-o instead of whack-o. I would hit my dick against his dick. We would play a weird game of whack-a-mole. He called a whack-a-mole.

Allegedly! Hey Blake, run that one back dude. Let's hear that one more time. By the way, the worst case scenario out of this is that, this is the worst case scenario. You're a little kid, you're fucking around with your cousin.

Okay. Okay. Like promise keepers do whatever, whatever. Like, yeah. Yeah. Okay. We're promised. Did something happen? No, no. What I'm, what I'm saying is what I'm saying is like, you're, you're dismissing it pretty quickly. Like if you are fucking around your cousin in Chicago and you're in the basement, I'm not trying to like demonize it.

I'm not trying to demonize it or make that they're bad people because they're little kids. No, not at all. What I'm saying is the worst case scenario is... If you're a little kid listening, don't suck off your cousin. Yeah, there is some... Obviously. You find somebody else that you're not related to. You've got to find somebody else. What I'm getting to is that the worst case scenario is that the greatest dome you ever got was from your cousin. You're sick. You're sick. And now you're like...

Now you're thinking about it. Could you do a thing with... And they're like... I need you to put on this fake mustache. Oh, man.

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Cousin's blowjob. Cousin's blowjob. You never had it so good. Cousin's blowjob. God damn. I think it's safe to say it's been uphill since my first PJ. I don't know. I look back at my first. I mean, we've talked about my first blowjob before, but it was quite the experience. It was. I was getting a blowjob. It was. You.

You were giving a blowjob. I was getting a blowjob. And it was... It was the night of the millennium. A full moon. Oh, shit, bro. You let the ball drop. We were like, Y2K is going to kill us all. So we're upstairs. We're cousins. We're not cousins, dude. We're not cousins. Okay, okay, okay. It's a female. She's not a cousin. We're not related in any way. Okay. And...

So, fuck it! We're getting a blowjob. I'm getting the blowjob. That seems oddly specific. We're getting a blowjob? You just said we're getting a blowjob. Were you 69? Me! Me! You said we're. I know I did. So, you're like, Venom. So people, it's high school, right? So people then, like, find out that I'm getting a blowjob. They, like, want to, like, open the door and be dicks about it. Yeah, for the whole...

So they're, like, coming in. So I, like, move the dresser. I'm, like, trying to move the dresser. And she's embarrassed because people saw us in there. Adam, this is already sounding like an alibi. Like, I had to move the dresser in front of the door. What the? Gotcha, bitch! What in the Matt Lauer? So I'm moving the dresser to try to block them coming in. I understand. She then... The story gets even scarier. I understand it now. Okay. Then she...

is wasted. She, I turn around with my pants around my ankles and I'm like, oh, are we back to this blowjob? She's nowhere to be found. She's disappeared, dude.

She's under the dresser. No, no, no, no. The window is open. What? It's December 31st, 1999, Omaha, Nebraska. It is cold out. It is snowy. She climbs out on the roof, climbs to the front of the house. I'm like yelling her name outside being like, come back in, come back in. Come on.

And then I open up the dresser and I'm like, I can't find her. I open it, pull the dresser away. The people that were outside were like, we're trying to get in. They come in. They're like, what are you doing in here? And I'm like, dude, I was hooking up with what's your name? And and they were like, are you jerking off in here alone? And I'm like, no, because no one's in the room. And I'm like, no, dude.

So the whole thing, it's my very first time. The whole thing's fucking ruined. This sounds like a traumatic. Yes. So then I'm like, I'm just sort of fucking bummed about it because it was a magical, a magical moment. Yeah. And,

Then you, I go downstairs. Go downstairs. I'm like, where did she go? Like I'm looking in the backyard. Where did she go from here? Maybe she was your imagination. She jumps off the roof. The guy whose house we were partying in dad's truck, dents his hood of his truck rolls off pounds on the door. She's only wearing a bra, uh,

And like her underwear. Okay. That pause was unbelievable. She's only wearing a bra. And underwear. And pants and a jacket. No, no pants, no jacket. So she's just basically naked out there. She's in her underwear. We hear a pound on the door. Everyone's like, cops, cops. We turn lights off. Everyone hits the floor, right? And so now it takes like five minutes for us to open the door because we're like... No shoes.

No shoes. Yeah. Right. So she's frozen solid. She comes back in, uh,

People are like, why are you outside without your clothes on? She's embarrassed to say it. Adam threw me out the window. Why are your lips hella chapped? She's embarrassed to say anything. It was a whole fucking, it was a crazy first way to get a blowjob. Yeah. Adam threw me out the window. Dang, that's a tough one to live up to. When you tell that story, like, this time or another time, like, as time goes on, do you think maybe, like,

Why do you wonder why she jumped out the window? Well, I was like, is it because she didn't want to be seen hooking up with me? But I don't think that is it. You want to see it? So you're doing more of like a process of elimination. Yeah. She was so humiliated to be hooking up with you. She jumped out of the window. Or just like didn't want it to be known that she's like...

Right. Because I didn't, I mean, it wasn't like we were dating or she just was like, I'm going to suck your dick. And I was like, say what now? Wait. No, the other part. I was like, what? What did you just say? What did you just say? That's cool. So it wasn't, it wasn't like we were dating or even like remotely dating. It was like, I just sort of knew her as a girl that was in my school. It was, it was a great. And then that happened a few other times throughout high school where she'd be like, hey, do you want to go in this closet at a party? And I'm like,

I guess, are you going to, like, stab yourself with a hanger? Or I turn around and you're just in the HVAC? You're just, like, in an air duct? Can I finish? Scurrying away? Goddamn. Mission impossible. Well...

God bless her. Yeah, I guess we all are kind of chasing that first experience. Yeah, and... All that's to say... No, no, no, no. But I think it was so brief. It was so brief that it was like... It reminded me the first time you ever had like a Wagyu steak.

Okay. And it was just... Okay. You remember your first Wagyu. Yeah. It was just so magical that you're like, this I've never experienced. I didn't even know steak could be this good. I was like, I didn't know it could be this good. So it was a real toe curler. I got a thing about the steak that you're talking about. We might have covered this before. We're like, I don't like to eat steak too often because I feel like when you have a steak that you're just like, it's whatever. Mm.

It kind of like sours you on steak. Sure. But every 18 months or so, I have that same moat. No, no, no. I eat steak more than that. Okay. But about every 18 months. Pull your man card. I have one that does curl the toes where you're like, holy shit. And then you're chasing that for a while. Right. The worst is when you're at a nice restaurant and you see the stupid expensive, like the

$225 steak or whatever the dumb price is and you're like, fuck, I think I'm gonna do it. And people are like, oh, okay. Like, it's always Chloe and she's like, you don't have to. You can just get a regular entree and I'm like, I think I'm gonna do it. You don't understand. If I get this one, they bring me a cool knife. Yeah. Yeah, I love a cool knife. I like, they bust out the shun. Yeah. Give it to me, daddy. I like shun knives so much, I have them. I own shun knives. That's a boss move. They're the best.

And then I just had it recently, and the steak wasn't good. And I paid like $175 for it. That's what I'm saying. But when did you have a steak that was good before that? Yeah, what was the toe-curling steak? Like within a month or so?

Did you have a banger? No, I've cooled off on steak since I stopped. I know. I mean, take my man card. Since I did stem cells, essentially. You're not supposed to have red meat, so I just sort of stopped eating steak.

Specifically, I still would have cheeseburger every once in a while, but I stopped eating steak. Do you blow your cousin anymore? I stopped. Too much protein? No doubt. I gave my cousin head. The dirty little secret is all you gotta do is just dump some fucking rock salt on that fucking Himalayan shit. And then you're like, oh, this steak is amazing. It's fucking pretty good. It's all about that Himalayan salt hits different. Also,

Hey, Blake. You can have my man card, man. I like the pink salt, bro. That's the good stuff. That's what Blake calls his dick, that pink salt.

Come on to the cruise and see. We're all going to see it. I hope to hit it. I hope the man, this guy got the hand held out. I gave my cousin head. And if you watch on YouTube, you'll see what we're talking about. I gave my cousin head. Dude, I hope the story that Durst tells is about him playing doctor with someone like a cousin in his basement or some shit when he was a little kid. And then busts out. I gave my cousin head.

- Give my cousin hell. - You're a fucking disaster, my guy. - I definitely played, I don't know if we played doctor or if it was like husband wife with this girl and I was like four or five. - Oh my God. - And it was like, show me mine, I'll show you yours days. - Whoa, did you? - Oh. - Well, but I mean, yeah. - You're like five years old and you're like, what, what do you got? 'Cause I got all brothers. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh yeah. - Okay. - I'm like, what's going on down there? She's like, I only have sister, what's going on down there? I go, hey, I'm three.

Show it? Is that right? And you remember this pretty vividly? I remember we were standing in the basement or at the foot of some stairs. Maybe it was on the first floor. I don't know. At the foot of the stairs. Tell more. Very shagadelic. Yeah. And I've been just chasing that first time ever since. Wow. I think the first time I was in like some bushes at a basketball court. Oh, and you were 32. Yeah.

You know the ones next to the post office in Hollywood? Sure. Fuck off. That is not true. Yes, points! Woo!

I was a young man. A young man? How old, 10? A young boy. Under 10? Under 8? I think so. I think I was under 10. Well, you could kind of know. I don't really have a timeline for it. 10 seems like advanced. At 10, you know 11-year-olds that are fucking... 10 seems a little old. 10, you might...

No, I didn't. Okay. Dude, I just remember it was like we were shooting hoops with kids in the neighborhood, and then we just- You're like, pull out that sweaty cock. Come here. For the record, I was supposed to marry this girl when we were five. It's science. So that checks out. It wasn't like some rando at my high school like you have. It wasn't a rando. I know her. You walk past me in the hallway-

You want to suck my what? It wasn't that far off. I don't know if I've ever heard anybody just say that out loud like that. That's crazy. It wasn't that far off. She wasn't Randall, though. I did know her. But there was no... We didn't have like... I wasn't into her. She wasn't into me. It was just like a friend going, hey, do you want your dick sucked right now? And I'm like, no.

Oh, hello. Now? I was like fucking. You're punking me. I just turned up the Nelly really loud so the party couldn't hear. Hot shit. Hot shit. It's going down, down, baby. What's that noise? It sounds like someone's moving a heavy dresser. I love it. What are those? Oh.

Hoof prints on the roof? Is a reindeer slamming? What the hell? My dad's truck alarm is going off. I do love the... If someone out there listening can write Twas the Night Before Christmas, but it's Adam's blowjob story. She went to the window and threw up the sash. She jumped out of the fucking... onto the roof, and away she dashed.

Clip-clop, clip-clop. The sounds of trucks that have been smashed. She juggled his testicles like sugar plums. Dancing in there. Somebody, some creative soul out there. I gave my cousin head. Oh, boy. So what were you saying, Blake? So you were in a bush. You weren't 32. Allegedly. No. No.

I was a young man. A young boy. Man. Why do I keep saying that? I don't know, dude. Shut the fuck up! I was a young boy. I was a young boy. A squire? Yeah. So you were a young boy. You were maybe 10, maybe 12, maybe 3. I think I was younger than 10.

I wasn't 12. You got it. Okay. So, but you were... Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to be over 10. 10 is pretty old. Yeah. I don't think I was even 10. You're risking her having hair on her coochie and you not. By the way, you have kids that are over 10. Yeah. I'm like, I'm putting myself... You know how old your kids are at 10, so you got to go... It's a weird sentence to say, but I'm putting myself in their shoes right now. And it was definitely a younger me. Younger than that. Yeah, yeah. This seems like a five-year-old...

thing to do. I think it was around that time. 5'6". Wait, so let me get this straight. You were playing basketball, then you put your feet in some little kid's shoes and you went over to a bush? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. And you're misquoting me. You're misquoting. I feel like the ball, like maybe it was an air ball, the ball rolled into the bushes and then like, you know, the rest was history. This sounds like the beginning of a porno where it's like you're just hooping the guys and then the ball rolls into some bushes and there's a chick there who's like...

Hey, show me your little dick, dude. Show me your... So it's a girl? So it is a girl, right? Oh my god! Because you haven't even gotten to that part. I think so. Oh my god. What? You just showed each other butts. He's like, don't for sure. If you don't look at me and don't look at me, I'll show you my butt. Yeah, there was definitely some like butthole looking. So did you see like her vagina or... I don't even understand. You can't remember if it's a guy or a girl.

Like this story is, I think it might've been a dude. All right. Okay. That checks out. It is very confusing though. When like you, you see something that young and you're like, all right, so the vagina is right in the front. It's right there. And then you get older and you're like,

fooling around and you're like where is this thing you're like where's that god damn giant where the hell is this thing the first time i i gave a girl uh i fingered a girl first time i blasted uh first time i fingered a girl my mother-in-law's right in the kitchen by the way uh

I was in a playdaysium. Hey, this pay for that kitchen. Go ahead, player. Yeah, come on now. Play on. And I was in a playdaysium, and I didn't know to insert. I just thought you sort of just tapped on the outside. Oh, that works too, though. Yeah, didn't know. You're kind of just smacking it. They're not that mad at that. Yeah. We know chicks. She was just sort of like, you can stop now. I'm like, all right. And I success. I thought you were going to say butthole. I'm going to go get some more birthday cake. Yeah.

Yes, sir. So, so Blake, is that all for your housekeeping or no? I think that, and that wraps up the house. Now let's get to the pod. I never had a, uh,

sort of Doctor moment. I never know whenever I did have my mom's friends older daughter Mm-hmm and her older friends who are five years older than me. I want to say sure huh? Held me down and took my clothes off. What yeah way Way and I this is yeah, and this is important. Oh

And then they laughed and ran away. They were probably 10. I was probably five or maybe six. That shit's important. You guys, Adam's crying if you're listening. And... You need another four inches. And... Yeah, this is triggering. Yeah. And then I remember being pretty bummed about that. So sorry. You were held down. You were how old? I think I was five or six. Okay. These girls are 10 or...

or more. Yeah, nine or ten, yeah. And they strip you butt naked and hold you down. They got me to my underwear and they held me down. And so that was it. That was it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But...

pretty traumatic and i didn't even dude i didn't even get to see nothing it was just sort of it was kind of sucked for me yeah right it's just them fucking a viewing and have you been have you been chasing the adrenaline of that moment ever since this seems like that's why i was like that's i told her to jump out the window i'm like yeah jump out the window you should jump out the window that'd be so tight oh god tie me down tie me down hey stop stop sucking my dick um what jump out the window stop

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So, speaking of jumping out the window. Uh-oh. I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits. Dude, so we were, we, and I say we, I was dogging on buzz balls last week. Oh. And I was firing, firing on buzz balls. Because I thought. You were very aggressive. I thought they did my boy, Blake, a little dirty. I'll admit that. That's what I thought. And you're vocal. You're a vocal guy. You are. You're a dog off the leash. And I stand by that. And I stand by that.

They reached out with a very strongly worded email that Isaac actually hyped up the email a little bit more than I thought that it was. He was like, oh, they came in real hot. And I'm like, oh, is it like cease and desist?

And then it's like kind of nice and polite for the most part. Yeah. It seemed like heartbroken and yet defensive. Yeah, they were a little defensive. It's yeah, it's like it's like a bad breakup. Well, they realize I didn't know we were on bad terms. It's like, you knew we were. You know, my God. Also, like, get a life, guys. What? You don't need to write this dumb ass email. Yeah, dude. They're bum. We're they're saying we're hurting their brand. And and.

And by the way, I am because it's a garbage brand and it should be damaged. Fucking thing sucks. Stop, dude. Stop. What are you doing, man? These are my friends. So Blake, it says in here, and this is why I have even more of a problem with them. Come on, dude. Leave them alone. So this is why. So essentially they're saying that Blake said stuff that he didn't say.

They're saying that Blake has mentioned, firstly, Blake has mentioned that he hasn't received his full agreed upon compensation from his contract. Allegedly. Which is what I'll say. You never said that. Well, I know that Blake has said, yeah, they fume you through a few bucks, which is inaccurate.

Yeah, no. Because now we know the real figure. All the business I have ever done with Buzzball, and I hope to continue doing business with them. You won't now. It's been lovely. They brought me on to do the commercial. And by the way. I was paid for my services. You were. You were. But they're saying that you said...

that you haven't received your full upon compensation. And I want to say, yeah, so that's not true. You did not say that. I think he said, I got a few thousand bucks, some housekeeping here. It's more than that, but it's not a lot of money for what I think you deserve. Okay. I think you, I think we need to 10 X this number. And I don't think that's an exaggeration. I think it should have been 10 X, but that's just me being an advocate for my boy. Thank you. That being said, you, this was agreed upon number that,

that you guys agreed upon it, that's fine. Isaac, this is kind of maybe his fault that he allowed you to agree upon this very, very, very, in my eyes, bad deal that was bad for Blake and in turn caused all this

All this drama. It didn't cause any drama. And then you're the one causing the drama. And then they go secondly. And then it's, you know, it talks about how much we got paid. So now we know the exact number. It's like five paragraphs long. Yeah. It's a long, it's a long, it's like, I mean, did you, I've never written an email this long, maybe ever.

Is she using ChatGPT? Because the comments are all in the right places. It's very... I don't think anybody really writes anything. Because if you... I'll say if you... Go ahead. I'm going to say if you work for Buzzball... Mm-hmm.

You don't write long emails, okay? You're too busy buzzing off. You got a ball in hand. You got a ball to drop. You got a ball in hand. It is wild. Also, by the way, this is a comedy podcast. Okay. Ooh. Okay. All right. Taking a stand. This is what we're doing. We're talking about... We're doing a nightmare. We're talking about buzz balls. We're shitting on a deal. Josh. It's fine. It's fine, Josh. What are you guys doing? And if they want a role like this, guess what? We'll see you in court. I...

Yeah. We'll see you in court. Hey, slide into Blake's DMs because Blake will see you in court. What the hell? Now I'm on the stand? And who did this message go to?

I think to Isaac, what is, what is, uh, you better lawyer up. How about you just slide into Blake's DMs? You better lawyer up. I haven't listened back to the episode. Something tells me you probably, Adam, were like, we don't fuck with buzz balls. Stop buying buzz balls. Like, ban buzz balls. What tells you that? I didn't, I did not say that. I definitely didn't say ban buzz balls. I encourage everyone to go out and buy a buzz ball. I think if you have bad taste. Hashtag buzz buddies. If you have bad taste.

go and buy a bus ball. That's what I say. Stop. Don't support Blake Anderson. Bro. Then we're a brotherhood of buzz. And also Blake, the deal's up. Like the deals. Are you, are you trying to get another one? And by the way, don't, don't email Isaac sliding Blake's DMS. Cause they were like, you let you, you sent us a message and we left you on red and they like apologized about that. And I'm like, so obviously just like right back and go, Hey, sorry. Listen to the podcast.

Pretty funny, but do want to check in and make sure you're happy with your deal. Right. You obviously need to get it. And by the way, we'll see you in court. No, sir, I don't like it. We will see you in court. Oh, man. Okay, so then secondly, it says, it is disappointing that Adam honed in on the narrative that Blake was not paid enough for his partnership. Yeah, I'm honed in on it because I don't think he was paid enough. What?

Now, it is a little bit more than I thought he was paid. It is a little bit more, but not by much and definitely not what he's worth. And Isaac, stop sending Adam my bank statements, brother. What are you doing? It is wild. I'm on. This is crazy. And I feel like zero mention of me, mostly because I don't get into it. Well, guess what? I'll be getting into it in court. Okay.

No, call off your dog, Adam. Please. So they say that they're very happy and we hope that this is an Adam rogue feeling. Turns out it's Adam and Anders. It's not just an Adam feeling. Now it is. Now you are. Yes. So actually, you know what?

I think it was a misunderstanding. As much as I'm shitting on Buzzball, it's a little bit of a misunderstanding. Blake never had any ill will. It was always me because I thought he was underpaid. I thought he shouldn't have been doing these commercials. And the amount of work and sweat equity he was putting into the company was above and beyond...

What the amount that he was paid to do so that's what that's why I was a little frustrated right then when we were on the road and we asked for buzz balls we weren't getting them on time we were logistical issues. We got tons of buzz balls. Now towards the end of the tour. Well remember they slowed down. That's because some cities weren't carrying buzz balls yet. We got you know.

Freaking Buzz Buddies. Hashtag Buzz Buddies. Not Buzz Ballers? Or Brothers in Buzz? Something. I'm just trying to get the entire name of the product in there. I just need a movement. I need TII Nation to pull up

Show your buzz ball. You're not getting paid for this. In fact, you weren't even really getting paid before. After taxes and everything comes out of that, you can't even buy a, like a, I mean, you're looking to get a good car wash. You lose. You're looking to get like a full. To buy an entire car wash. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about getting a nice, nice car wash. How much is a nice car wash? $10,000.

Just about as much as you got paid after taxes and paying all your people. I go to the self-serve car wash where you put the quarters in. I clean my shit really nice. Okay. I'm just saying. That's the way to go. That's the way to go. They paid me a car wash fee? They gave you a car wash fee. In my eyes. In my eyes. What's the number? Can we try and do this? It might not be easy, but Adam and Blake, for the work done,

I want you guys at the exact same time to say the number you think they should have been paid. And I say they because I don't know what's going on. I would go a little higher. I'm going to go a little lower than I think I would want the deal to land. But I think a fair deal would be...

Two, one. Free buzz balls. $750,000. What the hell? He said free buzz balls. You said free buzz balls? Yeah. Pay me in balls. Well, Blake, with $750,000...

You then could just buy a car wash all the buzz as many buzz balls as you could ever want Mm-hmm and the car wash or no donkey. That's true. Well, you're getting more than the car wash. Yeah, that's a that's a you know what? That's a hard bargain. It was kind of like a homie deal It was like me and buzz balls, but by the way

You don't know these people. You set a homie deal like you know who they are. I did. I think there's new people working there, but I have a relationship with the Buzzball homies. Just through DMs, dude. You can't just DM a company and then they DM you back and you act like you know the owner. If it was a friend of yours, if Atiba started Buzzballs, then yeah, give Atiba the homie deal. Sure, right.

And in fact, I hope Atiba would give you a homie deal and pay you well. Okay. Because he knows you're going to go out there and actually support the brand. And wear the shield. And sweat equity. And wear the shield. So that was my deal. And by the way, Isaac told us maybe don't talk about this on the podcast. But here we are. And we'll see you in court. We can finish this conversation in court.

All right, my lips are sealed. I'm going to take back, sir. Fuck it. Or any apologies. Accusation. Epic slams. I mean, I would love to double down. I stand for my Buzz brotherhood. I love Buzz balls. They've treated me just fine.

If I could maybe get one of those Lonzo Ball balls, that would make everything right. Okay. They treated you just fine by absolutely ignoring your podcast. When you reached out several times, they didn't get back to you. Yada, yada. Can I just say something out loud about buzz? Hey, buzz balls. Come on. You're doing a Lonzo Ball ball? What genius is that?

Put that together. Stop. Leave him alone, dude. Leave him alone. Leave him alone. What are you guys doing? Goodbye. I'm just mad they didn't mention my email. Yeah, I know. And in fact, I think the Lonzo Ball ball is kind of tight. It's really tight. Yeah, that's kind of really tight.

It's what it tastes like to me, and that's what I don't like. It tastes like Lonzo Ball? I had Buzz Balls yesterday at the rent fair. It was fantastic. Oh, yeah. Talk a little bit about this rent fair. How was it? I mean, it was perfect. Is this the pleasure fair? Oh, yeah. Lots of pleasure. Lots of pleasure. My kids went last weekend. Oh, did they love it?

They got lost. They got lost for an hour and like became men. Oh, wow. Oh, shit. Okay. Hell yeah. Got in a sword fight. Okay. That's actually kind of scary. Yeah, I feel like this is kind of a scary place to get lost. There's just like fire breathers and like... Yeah, that's super scary. Yeah. Maidens with some big jugs. Maybe they didn't go. Maybe it was...

Maybe they were supposed to go and then the kids who they were... Yeah, I don't know if they did go. The kids who they were supposed to go with got lost. I can't remember. I've been all over the place lately. They were supposed to go...

I don't know if they went. Maybe they did go. All right. All right. Well, who knows? Who knows? Well, talk to your family tonight and find out. Which one is the middle? You got to show up at the dinner table. Come on, bud. You got to talk to your fam. So what is your favorite part? I've never been to a Ren Faire. It doesn't... I'm sure I would like it. I'm sure because I usually like a spectacle or like performance. Mm-hmm.

But it does seem a little crusty for me. Okay. And it does seem like maybe there's smells. Is there a VIP area for Adam or no? No, no, it's not about VIP. It's about... But you know what? Would it hurt? It's about the smells of...

people dressed in like old-timey leathers and stuff. Bro, I walked by this dude in a wizard hat. I looked at his face. It was fucking Dave Grohl. He was there, just posted. Do you say what's up? I didn't say what's up. I was too scared. Why? Because maybe he didn't want to be noticed or something. He's Dave Grohl. If he leaves the house, he's like, I can't wait to go get noticed out there. Well, it was wild seeing him. Isn't that the case? If you go somewhere and you're that famous...

You're going to go get noticed. You're going to be noticed, yeah. But maybe the Renfrew is the only place to get away. His only escape? Yeah. No. No, no, no. I don't think so. Have you saw his face? No. Dave Grohl's a very nice guy. He's a cool guy. He seems awesome. Yeah, I've met him.

He's cool. He's fun. Yeah, well, it was a blast. I would love for you guys to come to the Red Fair with me. I think we could have. Well, yeah. All you got to do is invite me, dude. I feel like I'm throwing out invites all the time. I'm always... You know how that works, right, Blake? Fair enough. I'm always hitting up Blake, saying, what are you doing? Dude, we went to a turnstile show this week. We did. Yeah. And...

And I was basically begging Blake if I could roll with. He was like, yeah, we might roll out. And I'm like, could I roll? Punk rock, getting radical. This is not true.

This is not true. And he's like, yeah. And then he doesn't say yes. He just says all the people that are going. And I'm like, that is not true. You were like, because there was a basketball game. You're like, you want to watch a basketball game tonight? I'm like, yeah, going to the turnstile show. And you're like, by the way, you didn't invite me. You didn't invite me in that moment. Well, you said I'm going to the turnstile show.

And you responded with like, bummer, I don't feel like I can because my back hurts. That is true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the rest of the day went on and I'm like, here's where I'm watching the basketball game. Come join me. And then you rallied and went to the show like a freaking gangster. Yeah, you're right. That is kind of what happened. Yeah, I was trying to paint you in a bad light. As a villain. As a villain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not. That really kind of was...

Intense and then not? Yeah, well, because I thought I, yeah, I was kind of, I was, yes, you're right. You're being kind of a little dramatic. That's not very cat-daddy. Guys, listen, this is what it's like being a friend of Adam's. He's like, wait a second. Fucking what? You didn't, and then, well, okay, yeah, no, you did. Okay, yeah, and it was fun. And thank you. Thank you. Did I say thank you? Big swing. Hunky-dunky. It's hard, man. Yeah, dude. I try my best to be your best friend. My little bipolar bear. That's our guy. But turnstile. Turnstile.

I suck my cousin's dick. How was the show? Where was the show? It was great. I gave my cousin that. It was at the Ukrainian Cultural Center, which was hilarious. It was just this big ass...

It's like a gymnasium. Yeah, it sort of felt like a sick gymnasium. Where is that? East Hollywood. Yeah. Eho. And it was sick. A TiVo really hooked it up. And where's East Hollywood? East of Hollywood. East Hollywood. Is this like Gower? Is that on Gower? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. The Ukrainian guy? Yeah, a little east of that. Yeah. Yeah.

It might have been right on Gower, in fact. It was by a college because we parked at a college. Yes. What the fuck? What the fuck? Yeah, and the show was absolutely sick.

Blake's girl's friend who was with us, who was the homie. He was a great guy. He bought a lot of Modellos for the crew. He kept buying buckets of Modellos. And I saw him just like sweaty kids who like look exhausted. He would just hand them a Modello and change their life. I'm like, this guy's a freaking Peter. Like, he's just a...

A gift giver. You're like, this guy works for Modelo. No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. He's a gorilla marketer. Weirdly, he got you, Adam. Yeah. Adam, do you even know how the fucking world works? There's puppeteers pulling the strings, bud. So he was just the man. And then he's like, okay, I'm going to go to the pit. And you're like, all right. And the pit's up there and it's rowdy. But, you know. Yeah.

If you could handle yourself, he wasn't like a frail little guy or anything. I think he can probably handle himself. The next time I saw him, he was covered in blood. Soaking, soaking wet. This is the way. He had a gash in his head. His nose was all fucked up.

He was a mess. Yeah, his lip was busted open. But I think he wanted that for himself. He was like putting that into existence. I think, you know, he like a suit and tie job. Yeah, he was telling me like he's like a business guy. He's like a business manager or financial advisor or something. I think he

I think he was going there to let the wheels come off a little bit. Well, good for him. The wheels are off. I mean, that's kind of fun because then you get to go back to your financial job and you get to be like, what happened? It's like Adam doesn't even understand guerrilla marketing. Yeah.

He obviously works for Clorox or some sort of cleaning company. And he was like, I just want to party. All the blood on my shirt. Don't worry, man. I'm going home. I'm going to tie this out. Like, we're good. You want it to go stick? Yeah. This is a guerrilla marketer, Adam. It's crazy to me that you work in the business. That's actually wild that I wasn't able to put that together. That is crazy. He's good.

But the show was unreal, dude. The show was pretty fucking great. It was. I'm very excited for their new album to come out. It's going to be a good one. Me too. They're special. It was cool. It was cool seeing...

It was cool seeing everyone that we rolled with because I don't get to see a lot of those guys that often. It was cool seeing turnstile. I was able to, there was no place to sit. I was very worried about it. Yeah. So this is a standing room only. Yeah. My back was fucked up and I was like, oh dude, like the night before I stood in line for 50 minutes out of LA trying to get my car and I had to go home and lay on the floor. Mm hmm.

for like an hour afterwards I was like fucked up and so does that get you right laying on the floor yeah laying on the floor helps so then uh I'm like the next day I'm like my back is still fucking tweaked but that concert I was like I really want to go and then Blake didn't invite me but then he did and uh sorta sorta did I sorta just tagged along yeah that was cool you're here glad you came see

See, now the truth comes out. He didn't invite me. I did just show up to watch basketball, and then I just sort of came to the show. Yeah, you kind of shoehorned yourself in. Yeah. I did have a plus two, though, so I really could have got you in. Okay. Who was your plus one, girl? Samantha. Yeah. Okay. But then I just got in. You did. Yeah. You did. Yeah.

So everybody's happy. Yeah. But you could have invited me. And I'll invite you guys to the Ren Faire. I'll invite you to shows. See, this is what I was saying. I knew he didn't actually invite me. You could have just invited me. But, dude, I'm a famous friend. So I could just go and they'll just let me in. Mm-hmm.

I understand if you're just inviting like an old homie, it'll be harder because you've got to get him on the list. But with me or for Ders, you could just invite us places. We'll find our way in. It's not like that. I just pull out the IMDB on the phone and it's a wrap, bro. Dude. Well, this is very much a workaholics crowd. Yeah. They're 50-year-old dads. I don't think to invite you because you're not always local. You know what I mean? That's it. Dude, I texted you a couple times.

I texted you. And then I went and hung out with you. Right. Right. There is that. Yeah. There is that. And I probably should have been like, oh, you should come out tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. My bad. It's okay. My bad. It's okay. My bad. I understand that it was very much like all the guys with their girls and I was like the odd duck out. Yeah. It's fine. What we're just realizing is Adam's needy and Blake...

Fucking step up. Yeah, come on. Yeah, you're an asshole. But we had a great time. Fulfill the needs. And I gave my cousin. I gave my cousin. Right. Do you want to take back that you took him, Blake? Or did you even take him or did he take himself? Well, technically, I took him. He took me. He gave us a ride home. And then I gave you guys a ride home, too. It was really kind of him. Yeah, good guys. Yeah. Good guys. It was really kind of you. Yeah.

I just wish you could be nicer to buzz balls. But aside from that, you're a pretty good friend. Well, if they were better to you, I would be better to them. Yeah, he's defending your honor. Dude, this is like a this is like an ex who was nasty to you, who never treated you right. And you're you're like trying to get back to her because you liked her. It was like the first one. Right. Right. Yeah. So curler. Yeah. It's like, yeah, exactly. Yeah. So curler.

So any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams? I got nothing. I'd just like to uplift Buzzballs again. No harm, no foul. Sorry about Adam. We'll see you in court. In court,

When we're not litigating your asses, I think that's what they do. I don't know. We'll talk about, like, would you do another stint with buzz balls or no? I would love to. And buzz balls, you heard it here first. You heard it here first, buzz balls. It's the balls in your court. Yeah! Oh, the balls in your court. Dude, nice. Well, Bonzo Ball, balls in your court. Yes, points! I'm sure they covered that.

Yes, and I stand by absolutely everything I said, specifically about Buzzball. And I'm glad, you know what, I'm glad I didn't call out that girl's name from the story because it was on the tip of my tongue. I almost dropped it. And then I'm like, this is called being an adult, being responsible, being respectful. Yeah, we're so proud of you. But Adam, also, of course.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, obviously. Yeah, to you. Hold up. Fair enough. To you. I guess I'm a little older. Mustache is a little dustier. A little wider. A little wider. All right. So play, Blake, play us out with our song. Dude, please play us out. This was another episode of This is Important. This is Important.

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