Ep 252: Scorching Hawt Nap Talk
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Never. Never does Prince. What's up? How are you? Oh, so good. Thanks for asking, man. What's up with them glasses today, Blake? I got the blue blockers on today. Yeah, are you sponsored?

No, but I do have a friend who sends me blue blockers, which I'm pretty psyched about. They actually slid in. They must have been meaning to slide into your DMs because blue blockers slid into my DMs the other day. Hello. Welcome. This is interesting. This is interesting. And I said...

I'm good. Thank you. Okay. Yeah, you said I'm all Gucci shades. You lose! You're off that. I'm good with some goofy glasses. Why do you like these big goofy glasses, Blake? These actually, I don't really rock that often. They're supposed to go over your prescription glasses. You know, these are like the grandma, the real blockers, but they actually make some other...

Cooler fashions? Yeah, yeah. Because what I imagine, blue blockers, I only think of what you're currently wearing, which is...

What the people in my great-great-grandmother or great-great-aunt's nursing home would wear. Yeah, some Terminator X. And those people were dead. Yeah. Uh-oh. Don Cade! They had already died and they were rotting corpses. That's life! When you're dead, they put those sunglasses on you to let the EMTs know to come in and just take you. These are some take-me-aways. So no one has to look at your dead eyes. He's good to go.

He's good to go. Well, wait, this is fascinating. And this is just how Hollywood works. Okay. Because I believe Blake was wearing blue blockers in a photo we took, maybe from the Super Bowl. Oh. And someone there spotted it because they followed me and I noticed. That does not go unnoticed in my social media...

Another word. Another word. Vocal fry. I didn't know you had vocal fry. Bringing it back. Is vocal fry still in fashion or what? Oh, yeah. My wife has vocal fry. They followed. Yikes. It's bad. It's bad.

That's okay. They followed me. They slid into your DMs. Blake, are they following you at least? Well, it's my homie Ryan who works for the company. Okay. Do they follow me? I believe so. If I had to guess. So, Blake, it would just help me a lot if we said, hey, are you sponsored by Blue Blockers? And you didn't just say...

my friend sends me them because then i go what a cool wacky friend who just takes trips to walgreens and then picks up peanut m&ms and blue blockers for his friend yes his friend with an extra uh four dollars in his pocket no no no just saying my friend no this is not sponsored but my friend works there no this isn't just the homie like was thinking of you picked you up some sunglasses no he works for the company which by the way we don't do that we don't do it enough no we need

to give each other. I want to think of you guys a little more. I'm always thinking of you, but I'm never buying you stuff. I'm never gifting you guys things. No, I feel like I at one point I did that, but I do not do that for anybody any longer and I feel pretty bad. I feel like I've gotten you guys a few things over the years. What the hell did you get me? Yeah, name one thing you've gotten me. You feel like you've gotten something? The hell did you get me?

The way you guys just came in. I got you Marvel chairs, bitch, for your fucking house. Well, but that's a housewarming gift. I'm saying like out of the blue, unexpected. Okay. I never got a housewarming gift. And I love my chairs. Thank you. I feel like I got Adam some Nebraska kicks from Adidas. Okay. Yeah. You gave me those? Yeah, I do have those. What the hell? Hey, thanks for those, man. I feel like you wear them.

kind of often. I do wear those. Yeah, I do wear those. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hey, Durst, thank you for that.

What the hell? By the way, very specific type shit. The end. Yeah, those are great gifts. No, those are great gifts. That was sweet of you, Darius. I'm not dissing you. The chairs you got me are fantastic. I'm saying out of the blue, no occasion. Just, hey, homie, saw this, thought of you, bought it for you. And this is why male friendship is so important. Uh-huh. Yeah, it really is. I mean, you know, I say that in a funny, joking fashion. I didn't pick up on that.

Friendship. Guys, they don't just link up. They don't do thinking of yous. I mean, Blake is a different story because he goes drinking with his friends like six days a week. But I feel... Gotta upkeep the friendship. There's not even time to go shopping for them because he's already with them. He's already hanging out with the guys. Friendship. I bought him Jaeger shots, I'll tell you that. Jaeger Meister, yep. That's the gift that keeps giving. Come on, come on.

Yeah. But I would say besides Blake, most guys, they don't link up with their friends all that often. And I want to normalize. I feel like girls do girls trips quite a bit. Oh.

This is the way.

Under the guise of work. We're like, yeah. That's a fun play on words. It's a guy's trip, honey. And she's like, oh, with all the guys? I go, no. It's a guy. I'm actually a fucking superhero. I'm flying to London to save the day. Okay. Okay. We'll give it. Sure.

Sure. Yes, points! I get asked by my homies to go on a guy's trip at least twice a year. Wow. You just downright refuse? I'm always busy. I go, put me down, and then I either am busy or don't want to golf. Yeah, right, right, right, right, right. You know? But they're doing it. They're doing it. No! Well, that's the trick. I think, well, my friends absolutely do not do that.

And by the way, I don't really have that many friends. You guys are mostly them. Whoa. You guys are mostly them. Huge reveal. And we don't even get your gifts. Yeah, I have a couple. I have a couple. You guys don't give me gifts. I mostly just have a couple other friends. And we're not going on guy strips. I'll admit it. I do have a

a chat, a signal, if you will, of my friends from high school. And we are often saying that we're going to go camping together, but it just never fully formed. It never fully formed. Dude, I just went camping. It's a whole lot of talk. Camping is something else, I tell you. Is it the best? Does it rock? Did you have a good time? Seems like it sucks. Camping's okay. Yeah, it seems like it sucks. Camping is fine. It's all about pre-prep. It's about the pre-prep, really. I mean, and the people I went with are absolute potheads.

I mean, dude, it was un-fucking-believe- They had, like, a kitchen. Like, an outdoor kitchen. Okay. Like, full, like, sink, stove, like, prep tables. It was wild. Oh, you were glamping. No, they just have all the gear. Because they go, and when they go-

They go. But they go full out. We're eating like tri-tip fucking tacos and charcuterie boards and fucking... It was bananas. There were some bananas. Well, that sounds fantastic. That sounds great. That's how you want to go camping. When I imagine going camping, I imagine this is how I want to go. I go. I bring a suitcase. I check in at a front desk. Oh, wow. They give me a key.

I go to my room and then I put my suitcases in the room and then... Like, he doesn't know he's not describing camping. Yeah.

and then I go to like the pool bar and kind of lay there and that's what I that's my best version of camping right so just a vacation a staycation of sorts the thing I just described it still wasn't enough for me to be like yeah I love this like it was the best version of it you still felt like you were roughing I still felt like I was fucking this is he's chunking so hard I can't understand

You're chunking so hard. You're so chunked. You're so chunked.

I wanted a shower. Somebody help me! Oh, you just wanted to take a shower. That was your big beef is that you didn't get any... I don't know why I'm asking this bro questions. He's the one who's chonking. Yeah, he's chonking. Why? We're even talking to this guy at this point. I'm grilling this fool. Well, I take it back. I do. I actually do. You know, I...

At this point in my life, since my body is mangled and it hurts to sit and stand and walk and sometimes breathe, now camping seems less fun. But I tell you what...

If I go camping and someone does 100% of all the work, like glamping situation, I'd like, cause I like nature. I like being out in it. I like fishing. I like hunting. I like to do all the things that you kind of do when you're out and about. You like killing the animal. I like going into nature and killing animals. Wrecking shot. If I can cut down a tree, kill an endangered species, and, uh,

Like shit on a Native American burial ground? I'm in. We're good. We're good. Honestly, that does sound like, I know you're kind of joking, but that does sound like a great trip. Almost all of it, right? No!

Almost all of it? I mean, if you could kill an American bald eagle, wouldn't that be pretty great? You could try, motherfucker. You could try, motherfucker. As you like to say, Adam, you can. You can try, motherfucker. I know. But the thing is, they're not even endangered anymore. You can't kill them. You can't. But they're not endangered anymore.

And by the way, that happened on your watch, bro. Are you okay with that? Yeah, I don't like it. You got to get out there. I don't like it. No, they're a dime a dozen now. Oh, they're all over the place. My parents live in Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri. They're covered. Address? They're covered. Are they invasive species? Because that's when shit gets fun. If their species is invasive, you can slaughter them. You can slaughter them. Will you explain what that means for the listeners? Well,

Well, that is an animal that is not originally from the area that is starting to cause problems in the ecosystem. It's starting to kill maybe another native animal there. Right. Very good. And it just really makes shit haywire. This is like the pythons of Florida. Yes. Or lionfish. They have lionfish out there that you can kill.

Oh yeah, you could murder them. Yeah. Those are the ones that have like the things. The spikes. And they're venomous. Yes. You don't touch those. Do not touch those. No, you don't. Are they venomous or poisonous? Very poisonous. Well, maybe.

Well, what's the difference? If they bite you, do they inject something into you? No, I think it's if you get stuck with one of their stickers, which you will if you touch it. So that's poisonous. That's poisonous. Well, wait a minute. What is it? You were sounding so smart for a second and then it turned a corner. I don't think that venom is exclusive to bite. You think venom is only from a bite? Is that the definition of venom? I think that venom is like something that gets like...

Secreted. Or, um, like stung. Right. But poison is if you get eaten. No, they sting you. Lionfish sting you. Hey, regardless. With venom. Yeah, fine. I believe. Okay. I believe. Fine. Fine. I could be completely wrong. All right, moving on. That shit's important. That being said, how great would it be to murder them? You know, I have murdered some lionfish in my day. Um,

It's pretty fun. How? You use a stick of dynamite. You use a stick of dynamite. You got to use a spear. Yeah, it's spear fishing. Sounds really fun. That would be a cool little...

What if we went like Florida camping? That would be really fun. What do you get out of it? Because that does nothing for me. Killing anything. Oh, yeah. No, I love killing stuff. You're helping. You're literally helping. At some point, there comes a time in your life where you have to kill. And this is when you have to kill. This is when you have to kill. So you're just talking about doing housekeeping, essentially. Absolutely. Right up top, baby. Essentially, yeah. This is some Isaac. This is Isaac talk. You got to do some housekeeping. That's right. You know where I like to camp?

Is on my boat. Okay. Yes. And technically, I guess that's camping. This is like an RV on water. Right. And you go out. There's a bed. I could sleep on it. Right. And then you could fish. You could go, you know, you could do some swims. You can go scuba diving. That's just cool. Yeah. Kill a couple lionfish. Do you have a waterbed on your boat?

You better. I mean, I think the whole bed is kind of a waterbed. It feels like it's a waterbed. What I'm saying is if you have a waterbed on a boat, like it just equals itself out. Yeah. I think I just changed everything. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. That's a kind of camping. Yeah. Living on a houseboat. What do people call that? Well, it's not even a houseboat. It's just a, just a boat. It's all boat. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what they would call that.

What the hell would they call that? Any take backs? I guess so. What cool stuff has been happening in your guys' lives? Blake, are you hungover right now or are you just good?

I feel great. Oh, you're good. Did you go out last night? No. Why are you laughing? I'm wondering because because Adam grilled me like you drink six days a week. You're hungover right now. No, I'm chilling. I play basketball. I feel four to five. The only reason that is you're wearing glasses that cover your entire face. So I just want to put I just want to put my homie on, dude. Look at these eyes. I look great. You

You do look really good right now. Thank you. Yes. But you understand where I'm coming from. If you. But this will look good for the YouTube freeze frame. It'll be like, oh, that's a different episode. He's got these big glasses on. Maybe I'll click that, dude. I'm thinking ahead. Adam, you forgot. Blake's always on his business. Blake's.

Always thinking about, yeah, he's always on his business. What is it? Standing on business? I'm standing on business. He's always thinking about freeze frames. Uh, dude, I did a, uh, I think I could talk about it. I did an MLB baseball commercial yesterday. What? Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was fun. Uh,

Is that where you got the cap there? Yeah, they gave me. This is my payment. I pulled a Blake and I said, just give me one baseball cap and I'll do it. Just give me a Dodgers hat and I'll do it. Just give me a Dodgers hat. Give me a looks good on your dollar Dodgers hat. It's a nice cap. But yeah, it was a lot of running, a lot of jumping, a lot of jumping over stuff.

You're still doing that, huh? Oh, my God. Why are they making you do that? Doesn't Isaac tell him, my boy can't? You can't make him do it. He's doing it. Isaac tells no one nothing. He doesn't even check in on me. He's not like, are you feeling okay? How are you doing? Are you hanging in there? Getting radical. He doesn't check in at all. He's just mostly crafty. And then like bro-ing down with my agent and...

That's kind of sick. Yeah. I mean, uh, he is maybe the least, um, what is it? He's not standing on business. I'll tell you that much. No, I know he's standing on something. He's standing on something. He's standing on something. What is it? What is it called when you really care for someone, when you're, uh, empathetic, maybe, maybe it's empathetic. Empathetic. Sure. He's pathetic. Regular. Yeah. He's the, the least empathetic person that I've ever met. Um,

But my body hanged in there fairly well, I would say. Hanged in there. Hanged in there fairly well. No twitching today? Some twitching. So wait, why were you jumping? And like, what part of baseball is that?

What was this commercial? What do you mean? What part of baseball is jumping? Jumping? You don't have to jump in baseball. You don't have to jump in baseball. Jump to catch a ball. Never. Did you ever play baseball? That's a very rare. That is a very rare occurrence when you actually have to jump. That happens literally every play. No, no, no, no. No, it doesn't. This is like a sports center movement you're describing. No, no. I would say about 70% of all baseball, they're jumping one direction or another to catch. No, absolutely not.

Absolutely not. It's about fielding grounders. It's about catching fly balls. Like, if you're jumping, that's an...

That's an incredible play at that point. That's rare. Especially in this era. Oh, by the way, I guess I must have been a fucking freak athlete then because I was always. Or you were just way out of position and you're like trying to make up hell of a ground. It's a different era of baseball. I mean, they're working with like the fucking trajectory and all that. Now they're trying to hit on. There's no more like ground roll doubles. Well, I don't know. I don't know. I guess I was working with the MLB.

And they know their shit. And they said, my boy needs to jump. Were they making you like skip around the base? I feel like Adam was like, you need me to jump around, right? And they were like, not really. I'm like acting like I'm catching, you know, balls over the fence. And I'm like diving off second base and catching stuff.

Diving off second base. What the hell? Yeah. Why are you doing it? Jumping off the base, getting some air. Well, you don't have to do that. You don't have to do that. That's you bringing your own flavor. Well, of course. You know, I've got to bring the stank to it. Yeah, I feel like this is mostly your stank. And they were like, it actually is starting to smell. Yeah. They're like, Adam, all you have to do is feel the grounder. You're like, I think it'd be sicker if I like.

jump off a second base for sure. Well, dude, but also bending. Hey, you say feel the grounder like that's also easy for me. It's not easy. That would be very painful to get that low to get that low and all hunched over bent over like that. I mean, like, listen, like Isaac, what can Adam do? He's like, honestly, I'm eating snacks right now. He's like, I don't know who my bad. Oh, shit. My client. My jerk.

Do you guys have any more Takis? The reason my family can buy a new kitchen. Who? Oh, yeah. You're talking about the meal ticket? Oh, you're talking about the remodel king? Mm-hmm. Punk rock, getting radical. Oh. Yeah, so I did that yesterday. Whenever I dress my children, I say, now, these are Uncle Adam's clothes. That's what they are. Do you understand me? Uncle what's-his-name? Oh, man! Oh, man!

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Okay, wait. So were you on set with an actual baseball player or is it just you like running around? No, no, no. And I don't think I could give away. I don't think I can give away the commercial, but it was a lot of blue screen. It was a lot of me jumping on shit. And, you know, they had a mound that I was leaping off of and doing all kinds of shit. Okay. Well, that sounds fun. It was. It was very fun. And it was fun to be back on set and reenacting.

One of the crew guys comes up to me and he was like, you know, I started my career on Workaholics. Wait a minute. And I'm like. Okie dokie. Wait, are you? Are you Eric Griffin? Mm hmm. Oh, shit, dude. I was like, oh, shit. It's been a minute. Eric. E. Griff on Crafty. Adam, it's me, Adam. Adam. My God, your knuckles have somehow gotten hairier. How the hell? How the hell?

that happened. By the way, Eric Griffin's going to be on the cruise. Yes, he is. He's the best. Excited to have him. He's not allowed to do stand-up or anything, really. He's just going to be a cruise mascot.

Yeah, a lot of pictures. Yeah, so he said that he worked on Workaholics as a background actor. And now he's a prop master. And he said that he would do that to just meet crew members. And he met crew members on the set of Workaholics who put him in contact with other people, which is how he got his first jobs in the business. Oh, yeah, brother. That's the way to do it. No!

And do you guys remember this? Because he was like, I almost felt like he was making it up. I'm like, maybe this is another show. Because he was like, I go, what episode or what scene do you remember? And he goes, all I can remember is you guys have rigged a pinball machine or like an arcade game to be a bong. And the smoke was coming out of the where you put the quarters in.

I think he was on Blue Mountain State is probably what happened. Smoke weed every day. He thought you were Reacher. God damn. It happens a lot. It happens a lot. You get mistaken for Reacher a lot. That's so embarrassing, dude. I'm so sorry. I know. I hate that. I hope they do a whole recut of Reacher with

with Adam as Reacher. That would be fucking sick. Okay, yeah. What? He like can't run as well. He sort of looks at people. He just looks at people and they get hella scared. It's called Can't Reacher. Ew! Yeah.

Damn, son. Yes, points. I like that. Can't quite reach her. Yeah, I would like to see that. We should go to recut. A little recut. I'd like to see a recut. What is it? A frame by frame recut.

but with Adam as Reacher, that would be sick. Oh, and we also shot pretty close to the work of Alex House. We shot in Panorama City. Sure. And man, it felt good to be over there. It felt good to leave. During the day, it was 112 degrees. Yeah, yeah. The rest of LA, the LA basin was like 72. It was like a beautiful day yesterday. And raining. Panorama City was like

112. And then as soon as night happened, it was 11 degrees. It was so cold immediately. And then we'd leave and we, it was a long day. We were, we left at like 11 o'clock. Damn. When did I leave?

Like 4 p.m. I gotta beat traffic. No, he left. He left at the same time. He still was eating crafty. He still was getting crafty. He's like, I'm staying for pizza, brother. He's like, there's nachos. Did you want nachos? I know you probably don't want nachos, but there's nachos. I'm going to get nachos real quick. Oh, fuck. I shouldn't get nachos.

But as I'm leaving, Nightwalkers came out. I saw them creep out. What? The Nightwalkers. We're talking prostitutes? Yes. Panorama City prostitutes. Yeah, I remember this. You remember the Nightwalkers. Yeah. We were... Oh, outside of the workaholic's office, they'd be like...

You would see them when you would... Some days you'd have to get to work at like 5.30 in the morning and you would see them starting to hobble back home. They had that walk. Yeah, they gotta avoid the sun. The sun can't hit them. They're like sinners. Have we ever... They're like sinners. They just break into a river dance. Have we talked about the story when... Awesome movie.

Have we told the story about when the woman jumped out of the moving car on set? I think we did, but it was probably a long time. It's a pretty good story. Yeah, that was episode like 45. Should we tell it again? Hit him with it. Hit him with it, Dersi. It's a bagel. So we're filming outside the house, which is set on like a super long block in the valley. And we just see like

police roll up on this car and everyone starts looking down the way and we have trucks that are parked all the way that have like our props costumes da da da da we think somebody like broke into the truck and oh right was trying to steal something and was trying to steal something and the car fuck with that the car kind of

guns it past where we're all standing past one of the cops that had blocked off the street and then a cop who was with us jumps in front of the car with his gun out which these are these are like set cops so they haven't been on the force in a while so they're just ready to draw dude and and also i love set cops because they're all like you basically retire your retirement as a cop isn't to be a set cop because you can still get paid you still get all the benefits but

You get the uniform, you look hot, you look so sexy, but you're 70 years old and you're mostly sitting in a chair all day. Or you probably murdered somebody and you're on leave. And they go, you know what? Just go to Workaholics for a couple weeks. It's fine. Go to drive out to Van Nuys Borderline Panorama City. BF Van Nuys. This car...

Is like cruising by all of us Kind of standing near the street Too fast to drive with like pedestrians Too fast Cop pulls the gun out Jumps in front of it Has it on the guy and is like roll your fucking window down Like full on cop mode I'll do it And we were like we're rolling here Yeah hey Sam Okay

Get the footy. Sound. You're blowing the take. And we're like, what happened? Did he like steal something and try and drive off? And so then the cop comes back and explains it to us because we can't film anything until this goes away. He goes...

So apparently that guy picked up a prostitute around the corner. He, he turned on your guy street. He thought it was a S or she thought it was a sting. Oh. And so she jumped out of the moving car and,

everyone down the block saw that thought he pushed her out of the car and was chasing him so he gunned it past us and that's when the dude near us pulled the gun out on him I love it I love that he turned the corner and she saw like lights cameras trucks and she's like oh the fix is this

It's a huge sting. It's a massive sting to get me. This is a massive sting. They've caught thousands of us. Blake, this is a valley hooker working midday. Yeah, this is a midday Tuesday. I'm saying, though, she must have been notorious. She was probably like a gobbler. She's really out here. She's like, they finally got me. She was a top 10 gobbler. I was going to say this was her first day on the job. Oh, okay.

Oh, and she's like, I don't know any better. They finally got me. Yeah, she's dumb. But she jumped out of a moving car and then darted off. And everyone thought that she had been kidnapped and whatever. Who knows? Anyway. Imagine you're a little kid and you're just looking out your back window and you're trying to go down for your nap or whatever. And you're like, I don't know. Okay. He's a new dad. Go ahead. I'm imagining that.

Yeah, imagine this. Imagine you're like four years old, five years old. You're just like your mom's like, it's afternoon when nap. Time to go to bed, honey. Love you. Sweet dreams. I'm looking out my back window. Yeah. And then you peek out your back window and you just see this gobbler creep over your fence. He's just like. And your first word is.

Gobbler. Adam, what is this? What is this picture you're painting? I don't even understand. Where did this go? Gobbler.

Imagine you're a kid trying to take a nap and a gobbling hooker jumps over your fence and you see her and you're trying to nap. This is one of your penthouse stories, bro. I don't even understand. Weird. That's not even a story. Those are just two things that are happening at the same time. Well, I'm just saying if you're a kid and you see something like that. Did this happen to you? First of all, no one is going to believe you.

No one's going to believe you, right? You're not even going to know it's a gobbler. You're going to say this is a crazy looking woman with stockings, with some crazy makeup. You don't even know.

You know, looking like you're a gobbler. This is so specifically something that happened to you. This is why you guys had to leave Iowa. It never happened to me. What was happening in Iowa, dude? It did. Although some shit has happened. It wasn't. I never saw any gobblers, but I told you guys that my neighbor directly across the street used to get butt naked in her window. And she was a senior in high school.

It was directly across. Our houses were like 20 feet apart or however far. And she'd get butt naked. And me and my friends would pop popcorn and watch the show. It was fantastic. Thank you, God! Just count your blessings, okay? I know. I'm just saying. But the kid who's trying to nap and the gobbler...

I'm just saying what an event that would be. I'm just saying what an event that would be. That would be. It would definitely stick with you. You got to make that short film. You got to make that Pixar, dude. That's a good-ass Pixar movie. The Gobbler coming to theaters next year. Good night, honey. Good night, sweetheart.

Have a good nap. Have a good nap. You'll never nap again. The gobbler. The gobbler. Damn. She goes, let me gobble. Here's the pitch. So there's a kid who's trying to nap, but he can't because the gobbler just rolled over the fence. I think is what you said. Oh my God. Just flopped over. And,

And so also he has to like, like the window, he's napping near the window. He has to see the fan. Dude, the window it's he's, you know, he cracked open the way he's looking out. He's daydreaming. He doesn't want to take this. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You just let your kid just roast in the sun. Like the crib is right by the window, man. That seems super problematic. He's not that this, this isn't my child. My child is too young to know to even, I'm saying this is an older child.

I mean, how old, when did they stop napping? When did they stop napping? I don't know. It all depends. Oh, three? Oh, okay. I was thinking like you napping. I feel like you start, I thought that you were like eight when you're done napping or some shit, but okay. Yeah. So, hey, guess what? This story doesn't really work. Do you guys, can I ask you, and it's just kind of a boring question, but do you guys nap?

Do you guys nap at all? Oh, please. You ever hit the nap? Oh, hey, Blake. Cool question. I actually love this question. Do you guys ever nap? Do you guys nap at all? Do you guys nap? Hey, do you guys nap? I be getting hella tired at 3 o'clock. I get so tired at 3 o'clock now. I'm a bitch, man. Doesn't matter how much Celsius I drink or 5-hour energy or ZOA energy. Do we think it's the buzz balls that you drank earlier?

uh, earlier in the day that maybe put you to sleep. As you know, I am out of buzz balls. I got no buzz balls. You killed that plug, bro. You pulled that plug real quick. He also took some shots at the blue blockers. Hey, by the way, that's, I didn't kill it. That's on them. If they, if they double down on their love of Blake, man, that would really put me in my place. Wouldn't it? They've gone radio silent. That is a, that is a,

All I'm saying is that would really put me in my place if they went all in on Blake, dumped a truck of money on him, covered him in buzz balls, just bathed him in these balls. It would really put me in my place. It would. Let's show him. Let's show Adam. Let's really show him. That'd be cool. Adam, you're a big napper. We know that. I like to nap. Yeah.

yeah i nap once a year maybe it's a whole thing what do you mean it's a whole thing like you like when it's when i'm like when it's about to happen i'm like here we go this is the nap like and it usually will be if like the boys turn on a movie at like one in the afternoon and i'm like all right i'll hang out but it's maybe something i'm not interested in like halfway through i'm out i'm

I'm out. And you're a cinephile. And it's once a year. Wow. And do you make the announcement? You're like, boys, daddy's going down for the one nap. It kind of, I will not be disturbed, I guess is a better way to put it. Do you go to bed? Do you go to your bed? Or do you consider just falling asleep on the couch and that? On the couch. The couch. Yeah.

And you don't even fall asleep on the couch? That's crazy to me. No, wait, what? No, I do. I fall asleep on the couch. I nap right there while the movie is going. No, I'm saying just only once a year you do that. Because I do that. Yeah, once a week. I mean, once or twice a week. Yeah, I'm always falling asleep. I mean, I'm also on a ton of medication, so that might help. Wait, what? But also, wait, what? I won't shut up about it. Mm-hmm.

But I feel like I've been doing this for years and years that, yeah, you know, midday. You're a good napper. Oh, yeah. You can just laying on set, you could close your eyes. You don't need much. Yes. On set, I could just do a quick, you know, power, 15-minute power nap. You know, and workaholics sometimes, like at lunch, if I was tired, I'd just go crash out. Oh, I would always bust a nap.

Lunch nap is manned up. Oh, yeah. On gemstones, I would nap 100% every day. I would take a nap. And then I would eat after my nap. Hell yeah, bro. Yeah, man. And hey, Blake, you ask these hard-hitting questions, so I'm going to answer them. No, I love it. This is the kind of info I like.

And what about you, Blake? You're a napper? I nap pretty much every day at around 3 o'clock. I hit about a 15-minute nap. Oh, every day? Yeah, dude. I get so tired. And what are you doing that makes you so tired? Do we think it's from drinking six days a week? Yeah, it's because you're out till 3 at fucking cha-cha. No, I don't. I do stay up late. I stay up till about 1 o'clock every night. Okay. I don't do that anymore. I used to do that. I can't do it anymore. I got it.

I gotta drop kids off in the morning at school. So it's like... So what time do you get up? Because that's when I stopped. 7 a.m. Yeah, because now I get up at about 7. And so I don't sleep. I can't do that. I can't stay up until 1 a.m. I'm starting to admit to myself, like recently I've been like, bro, just go to bed. You're not watching anything. It's not worth it.

It's not worth it. Yeah, what are you doing? I mean, you know, just jerking off a lot? Is that what you're doing? Well, that's right around the 12 o'clock hour. All right. So not only are you jerking off once a night, you're sleepy. You're napping once a day. Okay. So you're jerking off with everyone at the crib at night? Where, like, anyone can hear any little creak, creak, creak, creak, creak, creak?

And my dick is creaky. My dick is creaky, bro. Well, you wear put on headphones. Who puts on headphones? You do. I go into each room. I put sound canceling headphones on the children. You...

Jerk off with headphones on? I do. Never jerk off with headphones on. Why not? That is asking for fucking trouble, brother. That's like J. Owen with the VR goggles on. Well, I do that too. Don't do that. That's when your whole family shows up for like a surprise birthday party and you're like...

Hey, you gotta sign up for YouTube to see Ders Jerk off. You gotta sign up. And to see my blue block. And my new hat. You cannot end your new hat, which is really cool. Worth it. You can't J-O with headphones on. You can't J-O with headphones on. I would say, if anything, J-O and mute it. Just do visual. Oh, God.

God, you suck. Wait, you have to have audio to J-O? Doesn't hurt. I would say I need the audio more than I even need the visuals. I had the visuals. I could close my eyes and have every... Wait a minute. This is important. Hang on. This is important. I could close my eyes and have every visual I would ever need. Now, the sound is what I need. It's different. Right?

Really? Okay. Did you guys ever have, when home porno on the computer is brand new, did you guys ever have just sound wave files of like fucking? No, I didn't. No, I did not. I remember. You want to see it? It was before you could get a whole movie. What? What?

It was like you could get pictures. And what year was this? Remember, you're the oldest person we know. So what year was this? This is probably 96, 97. This is DOS? This is MS-DOS? See, this was right before my time. Wait, you're saying you would just download...

And now we're getting back to our roots of the pod. You would just download the audio. Yeah, we went from napping right into J.O. You went and just downloaded audio of porno. No visual. Adam forgot the whole Nightwalkers chapter that brought us to napping. Yeah. Yeah.

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Well, dude, I listened to an entire episode of Smart List for the first time ever the other day. Oh, it's not bad. They didn't talk about jerking off or streetwalkers one time. And I admittedly, I was a little disappointed. I'm like, I was like, I don't know.

It also made me go, maybe this is why they're infinitely more successful than we are. It's possible. What is it even about them? Yeah. What is it? What could, what could three guys even talk about if it's not jerk off? It's a lot of industry. Yeah. It's a lot of industry. Yeah. J O E or streetwalkers. What could they even talk about with sir? Paul McCartney. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. But wouldn't you like to hear about his J.O. routine? Because I bet it's psychotic. I'm a dry guy, actually. No lotion at all. No need.

All I need is the audio, baby. Very shagadelic. I'm choking the chicken, mate. Eight days a week, I'm choking the chicken. Dursley's impression isn't good, but infinitely better than Blake's. Blake was Austin Powers immediately. Yeah, baby. Yeah, shagadelic. No, he's like...

Actually, I don't think I can do Paul. Yeah, you can. Go for it. Go for it. Who do you think you can do? You. Hey, I'm Paul. I'm Sir Paul McCartney. Yeah. That's pretty good. But isn't that John Lennon? I feel like Paul. That's more John. Yeah. Paul doesn't really talk like that. No, it's a softer. It's softer, man. It's a softer. I feel like he's very normal. He just says, oh, it's me, Paul McCartney. That's it.

That's the ball. I'm from the band, the Beatles. You're a stupid dumbass. Yeah. I don't know if I even know what Ringo sounds like. Todd just sent me a link, a Vice article saying the Beatles have been talking about jerking off together since the 60s. What the? And I never was a Beatles guy, but they, hearing. But now I am. Now I'm like, are they my favorite band? No.

Do you love him? In a recent GQ article, Paul McCartney shared a touching teenage story of jerking off with his friend and bandmate, John Lennon. See you guys. Oh, yeah. And here I thought we were close. I've never jerked off with you guys. I've never wanted to. Well, that sucks for you because that's all I want to do.

It's all you. You're like, maybe this podcast we can do it. This is all I want to do. That would be sick. We should do it. Let's do it when we turn 69. Deal. Okay. Deal. Okay. Ders is right around the corner. As long as we do it on the podcast. Okay. Fair enough.

I hope we're potting. We gotta be potting. I hope we're potting. But we just all live on a cruise ship now together. Oh, God. It just keeps circling. Keeps circling the globe. Oh, man. Wait, so keep going on this. Is there any more info about this beetle mania? What's in the chat here? They just jerked off really. And that was that.

Did they grow closer? Did they write a song about it? He said, you want to know the real secret of the Beatles? It's that they masturbated together. So the publication ran with the headline, here's a story about Paul McCartney and John Lennon cranking their hogs. I guess I'm a huge fan of... Who wrote this? It said cranking their hogs? Yeah, cranking their hogs. Who wrote this? Kevin Nettin?

No, it's GQ article. What the hell? The yellow submarine is George's penis. We all live in it. Gotcha, bitch. We all live in it. It's so big, we all live in it, mate. He definitely is that big. And then the New York Post ran an article that ran a cover story that said, beat the meatles. What the? Points to them. That's pretty good. Holy shit. Yes, points!

I'm still over here thinking about Norwegian wood. Like, what do we got? There's got to be something. That's pretty good. And then their Instagram post tweeted out that cover story. And then the Instagram post wrote, today's cover, they got off with a little help from their friends. What the hell? These guys. Yes, points!

Points. That's good. That's really good. So the Beatles did not deny this. They actually offered up this information. They didn't deny it. They're a fucking mod. Apparently, yeah. That's great. I mean, I'm not going to sit here and read an article. You guys know how I feel about articles. I can't read. Absolutely. You'd be bothered to read. Just keep reading the captions under the pictures. Okay.

I read a few headlines. Adam likes listicles is what we're into over here. Yeah. Well, here I guess is an antidote. Mm-hmm.

Word of the day. Hey, what happened? We used to have wanking sessions when we were young at Nigel Wally's house in Woolton. This has got to be an Onion article. No. What, a wanking session? A wanking session. We'd stay overnight and we'd all sit in armchairs and we'd put all the lights out and being teenage pubescent boys, we'd all wank. What we used to do...

Someone would say Bridget Bardot. Ooh, that would keep everyone on par. Then someone, probably John, would say Winston Churchill. Oh, no. And it would completely ruin everyone's concentration. That's pretty good.

Wake up! Dude, how cute were people before porno? Yeah. Yeah, it was a better world. Like, you used to just say Bridget Bardot and these teenage boys are just cranking it in armchairs. Good one, man. Very shagadelic. Very shagadelic, mate. Oh, Winston Churchill. But again, it comes back to the audio. It really is. They were in the dark. All they had to do was hear the name. Oh, my God. Oh,

Oh, you know what? A funny thing happened to me the other day that I was like, oh, yeah, this is probably weird. My wife caught me just looking at I just looked up two thousands. We'll be your alibi. Go ahead. Yeah. Two thousands photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt.

And I just was looking at photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt. And she's like, what are you doing? And I go, oh, I'm just looking at photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt. And she goes, why? And I go, you know what? I don't know. I don't know. Research. I think she was just...

the hottest woman alive. And I just, to me at that time, and I just thought of her and I just wanted to look at a photo of her. She was like, okay, weirdo. With the power of the internet, I have acted. I was able to just quickly look at these photos and it shook me to my core and it shook me to my core again. I get it. And I think she should understand it has nothing to do with her. Sure. That's all you need to say. You know what, Ashley, honey? This has nothing to do with you. Keep going.

Keep it walking. She was fine with it. She was just like weird. Of course. And you know, you go, actually, it's not weird and it has nothing to do with you. Yeah, it's not weird and it has nothing to do with you. And then your voice started to raise a little bit. Dude, and didn't she date Jamie Kennedy for a minute? I bet.

That sounds like it checked out. I think she did. Todd, do some research there. I think she dated Jamie Kennedy. Good for him. And then I was like, oh, being a comedy person can work out. It can really work out. Oh, yeah. And let's not all, let's all not forget that the first office we had for Workaholics was down the hall from the Jamie Kennedy experience. And Jamie Kennedy was driving around

A Bentley Continental GT, which is arguably my favorite car of all time the last 15 years or so. Yes, sir. Yeah, he was balling. And I'm like, I don't know if he could have. Could he? Did he have GT Continental money? I don't know. He might have been. He might have been. I think he did. Okay. But I mean, and I'm not saying he's like destitute. Sure.

jim kennedy crushed yeah but that's a very expensive whip i think i think it's uh i think any of us could own a gt continental okay um but i would be sleeping in it yes blake maybe not right but but here's what here's something someone said to me today because i was talking about like um she's an actress and i was like oh you know like living in your means is like a good thing that way you don't have the crazy pressure of like

a house you can't afford or cars or whatever. And she was like, oh yeah, I heard someone say that if you can't afford something five times over what it costs, don't get it.

And I was like, oh, that's interesting. Yeah, I heard Jay-Z said that. Oh, yeah? But also, that's such a fucking rich asshole thing to say. Yeah, what the fuck? Five times? Yo, cut it to three. People buy a house and take a mortgage out. Not everyone has it.

so many millions in the bank that they can just buy a mortgage is different. She's just talking about like a car or like a leather jacket or fucking shirt, like a watch or motorcycle or watch or shoes. What are other things? It's a really rare comic book. I'm blanking on things. What are some things? What is sunglasses? Clouds, not clouds. Baseball caps.

Blue sweaters, curtains, white tea. Secrets. Secrets? No, not fucking. I can't name just objects. This is crazy. Sentences. Fuck. Yeah, that's good advice. But he was rocking the GT Continental. And whether he could afford it or not, let's not get in the weeds there. I refuse. But the cooler thing, even in this car that he may or may not have been able to afford, he couldn't.

But he had a Jennifer Love Hewitt. Yeah. My God. Maybe she bought it for him. Maybe she got it for him. I saw, I don't know why, but this must be in the universe or something. But I saw, I think Sam sent me a TikTok of a guy being asked, who is the hottest person, the hottest chick on the planet? And then I got the question bounced to me.

And I was like, I reached back. I didn't know my answer now. I always just know there is no now. I'm like, to me, it was always like what came to mind was Jessica Alba Sin City. That was my I'm like, maybe that's my number one of all time. Yeah. Jessica Alba was was a leader of the super bank. A super still very beautiful. Of course. Yeah, of course. Tyra Banks cover of Sports Illustrated.

Okay. Boom. Okay. Do you guys remember this? I do. Pull that up. Pull that up. Todd, we put that in the chat. Dude, you got to, you have to reach back because even because Khloe was saying like, well, what about- Adam's like, Khloe on our wedding day. All right. Well, yeah. What about Megan Fox? And I'm like, for sure. She's kind of, her stock kind of went-

Maybe I should have kind of actually got up. She seems a little more obtainable if she's kind of dating. Hey, guys, the file has been shared. Holy moly. Yeah, she's stacked. Yeah, that's a complément. That is a complément. No, that's not it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is not it, dude. That's it. That's it. That one. Thank you. With the polka dots. Oh, because I was about to say she has meat on her bones and I like that. The polka dots. With the polka dots. Iconic. Iconic. God damn.

This is a real dude cast. Wouldn't mind if she climbed over my fence during a nap. Yeah, I would like that. But I think it has to be, it has to be from an age when you were, I think the hottest girl that you could imagine has to be from when, from when you were a teenager, right? When, when it was just like,

Yeah. Yes, Adam. Yeah. You know, when you were it was just peak peak horniness levels. That's when you're you're just getting like spinal tap with like you you you print out a picture of her off the Internet and tape it on your binder. She's so hot. You're like, I just want to look at this picture. Get horny about it. The woman who played Supergirl back in the day, Helen Slater. OK, yeah.

I don't know. Yeah, that's your way to in the crates now. Todd, throw some hell on Supergirl in the chat. Stop. Stop. Stop. Don't do that. If anything, throw up 2000s Jennifer Love Hewitt because. Oh, yeah.

But I think, but I do. And by the way, I will say, Khloe kind of looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt. I think I had a type and I went for it. You gravitated towards that. Yeah, yeah. That's really cool, dude. But I do think it was like, it's kind of like a hard question when somebody asked, like, who's the hottest girl on earth right now? I wouldn't be able to say now. I wouldn't be able to say right now. I couldn't even, I don't know. I think, I think.

You go, who's the hottest girl? And I immediately, I think, would say early 2000s. Right. Yeah. Jennifer Love Hewitt. Yeah. That's a banger. Who is this? Now I'm going to think about this for a minute. I'm pissed now. That's the thing. You would think you would have it right at the top of mind. You think that would be something you could just. And as far as dudes go, Blake, what's your answer as far as dudes go? Oh, that's easy. It's always going to be Brad Pitt. Come on, man. Yeah, yeah. Brad Pitt Fight Club, for sure. No.

Oh wait, have you guys No, right now Brad Pitt F1 or whatever, F1 Brad Pitt Mature I just saw photos of Brad Pitt And it was something like These photos are breaking the internet But it was Brad Pitt just wearing work gloves And dirty boots and shit He did look cool as shit And I was like, why does Brad Pitt Just dirty look cool

Like, he just looks fucking radical. He looks better. A little scummy. To be fair, he looks cool always. Doing anything. Yeah, he wore, like, the dress in the desert. He looked cool. But I think guys in general, they look a little better when they are. Because you don't want to be a sex object. You want to be someone who can do something, right? Yeah, I'm a manly, tough guy. When he's on the roof in...

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood with like the work belt and the fucking hammer or whatever he's doing. Oh, God, there's going. I came in my pants. Great ass. Straight up peewee Herman. See, the thing about our podcast is we don't just, it's not only for the dudes. We give a little something for the women too, you know? Of course we do. Well, but I do think Brad Pitt was kind of a bad, kind of a bad answer. Yeah, that's, that's top of mind. I should have led with, like, we need somebody now. There's got to be somebody. Jared Leto.

Really hot right now. No, Jared Leto. No, no, no. No, no, no. You have to go back to when we were kids. Like, peak level. Is it Jonathan Taylor Thomas? What are we doing? What the hell? Is it JTT? Is it? No. That was like a, if you're like Tiger Beat. He was a boy. Blake likes men. Yeah, that's like Tiger Beat. Like, if you're trying to get a little, like, tween love. Well, then it is for sure. Then it is for sure. Be Pitt. Yeah. Without a doubt.

Pick a Lawrence brother. Go. There's some hot. There's some hot dudes right now. I'm telling you, I'm not thinking of somebody who's super. There's more hot guys now than hot girls. Apparently, we can't even think of one. Oh, there's a lot of hot, hot boys. Hot boys. Well, name three. I don't know any name three. Well, I'm bad with names, but who was the dude in Twisters or whatever?

Glenn Powell. Glenn Powell. Oh, yeah. He's pretty fucking sexy. No, Durse is hotter than him. Thank you. I've been saying it all day. I mean, two of my favorites are on the fucking pod right now. I think you guys are gorgeous. Fair enough. I relate every hot guy.

Every hot guy that's out there right now, I just relate to Anders. I'm just like, is Anders hotter? I know. That's kind of your bar. Yeah. Are they above or beyond? Is he hotter? Hotter than Anders? Yeah. That's cool. When Ders really dials it in. Dude, you're going to make me spin out, Adam. When Ders really dials it in, my God. Yeah. Oh, my God. Every 10 years when he dials it in. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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Speaking of dialing it in, did you guys dial in the Pee Wee documentary? I was about to say, I have not yet. And I'm really mad about that. I didn't know that it was out. Does it talk about him jerking off in the theater? Of course. Of course it does. Come on. Come on. I just want to party. But that's not what it's about. It's not like a hit. It's not a hit piece, right? It's more about like honoring like the creative process.

of peewee's playhouse so blake hasn't seen it but yeah that was sure no that's not yeah yeah sure okay i have not seen it but i have a lot like it's it's crazy it's crazy how impactful that dude is because a lot of people who i follow on social media like artists people they like

They like stole his post shit. No, no. They like made posts about like, you know, really heartfelt shit, like wrote big paragraphs where you're like, God damn. And I'm like, what the fuck about just like how much he died or for the documentary, the doc where they're just like, no, they shouldn't have. Here's, here's my big takeaway. And by the way, when Peewee died, I did drop a paragraph and I was like, he had the ability to make everyone feel like,

He was there like special, like, oh, I like Pee Wee Herman. Actually, that's it. That's my shit. And it's like, no, it's everybody's shit. He just had that kind of like,

or whatever. I love, Pee Wee's Big Adventure is my top 10 movies of all time. Yes, you love it. And seeing him in other shows and movies, super funny. Blow, my favorite movie of all time. Adam Serkis. When he guested on 30 Rock and played like this ambassador freak show, it was amazing. I didn't see that. You gotta watch it. Oh, right. And then he was in Blow. Yeah, that's right, Adam. I feel like you just said that. He was a voice in Tick Tone. Oh, wow.

Yeah, I actually met him. He's really nice. But my big thing walking away from this documentary was that Peewee was just a little bit of a cunt and probably super hard to work with.

Oh, really? I'm excited. Well, I think he had a very clear vision. I think he's a control freak genius with an absolute gift, but he was also like, I'm going to be the funniest in the room and I'm going to decimate everyone around me. That's the deal. So that's what the documentary...

kind of portrayed, apparently. It's not what it portrayed, but it's what it showed. It showed everything. It showed his childhood. It's very honest. Well, I heard the reason that he jerked off in this theater was that he had... Well, that was what took him down, right? Yeah, okay.

Go there. Well, I know you don't like to talk about jerking off suddenly when it's about a childhood hero. I love talking about jerking off. Funny how that works. I love talking about jerking off. I wish people would just get past that. You know, Blake, you're normally not that funny, but this is funny. Well, no, it's because that's what took him down. That's what kind of ruined his career, which sucks. That's true. Which is one of the only reasons I'm not jerking off in public.

You know, sure. It's the one thing you were about to do it. And the documentary came out and you're like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I love you guys. Like, oh, shit. No, it is bullshit. Because all he did was J.O. in a porno theater. Like, leave him the fuck alone. Let him do it. But the reason he he did it is he had his in-laws. Apparently, this is the story. Did you watch the doc? No, no, no. I know friends of his that said this is what happened.

Okay. He had his in-laws. They were in town. And he, this is what I was told on that. I know, but just, why don't you ask what happened? He was back. Well, I'm going to find out in a second, but I was told. He was back home in Florida, but go ahead. Oh, he was back home in Florida. So he was at his in-laws. He was back home in Florida with his parents. And he was like, I got to go fucking to a theater and beat off. Oh.

Oh, okay. As we all have the thought. Perfect. As we all have. We all think we need to do that. Yeah. Well, they don't even have theaters. They don't even have jerk-off theaters anymore. Really, right? I'll find you one. They do in Hollywood, I think. Don't they? No, of course they do. Yeah, I know Dears does. Do they close them all? Not really, though. Not really. That's how guys meet guys still. Yeah, come on. Not really. I think it's really dried up. That sack has dried up.

You don't need it. It's a bummer. I mean, all these, the Cinerama Dome's been shut down, Arclight. AMC. I remember one time, and I don't think Blake was with us. I think it was me and Kyle. No, I wasn't there. We went to the IHOP.

in Miracle Mile that we would go to quite often at night. And we were, we parked in that little parking lot in the back, if you remember, Blake. And we, there was a car parked there and you could get the internet of the IHOP if you parked in this one spot. And this guy, his car,

Full laptop open, just full on reclined back, watching porno, sublime directory, up and about, cranking down, just going for it. And both Kyle and I, we weren't like, ew, disgusting. We were like, good for you, man. We're going to do that.

Good for you, buddy. Can you go take a lap? Because I know, I'm sure you have a family at home. Send that man an orange juice. I'm sure you have a family at home and you don't, you'd wanted to get away real quick. Yeah.

And you're able to Wi-Fi was sparse. By the way, this is like every Internet cafe. When Emma lived in Africa and whatever country, she was like, I would go to the Internet cafe because that's what you had to do. And it's just me sending emails back home and every dude watching porno. What? In public in front of people? Yeah, because they were like, they're like, if you go to the fucking Internet cafe, guess what? You can type in fucking and you just watch videos of people fucking. That's cool. Let's go.

That's cool. Well, that's essentially every public library right now. Yeah. No, they have blocks. All the books have been fucked. No, they block it, dude. You can't get on those sites. Well, dude, you can figure a way around it. Obviously. Yeah, I guess once you crack the code and you know the loopholes. You know there has to be a loophole. Oh, breastfeeding videos. Out the gate. Mm-hmm.

Brazilian wax videos. Well, you don't think homeless guys are good at finding...

at finding ways to watch porno. Oh, yeah. They're probably fantastic. They're like MacGyver. They're pros. It's almost the only thing they're good at. So good at it. They're like MacGyver out here. They're like fucking Tom Cruise Mission Impossible out here, dude. Absolutely. They're cracking that code. And what do you mean by that exactly? And Blake, I'm with you, but what do you mean exactly by that? I'm just like dent, dent, dent. I'm just thinking of the theme song, bro.

I'm just thinking of a homeless guy like... Coming down like... Got me hard. Got my pecker hard. I want to see the... What is it? MI8? I'm excited about it.

it i have yet to see it my mom sent me a text she goes i just saw tom cruise it was awesome and i was like oh hell yeah he still got it where where'd you see him oh the movie the movie yeah yeah i didn't i like i didn't even i was like what the fuck are we okay you went to the movies and you saw mission impossible got it yeah um that's cool yeah that's a cool way to do it i do want to see it so any take backs any apologies any uh epic slams

To be clear, I'm not calling Paul Rubens a cunt. No, it makes sense. What I'm saying is that it seemed like it was tough to work with a guy who kind of has probably the best take in the room and a fuck chunk in the back. And he's chunking right when he's trying to do an apology. God damn it. The first time Dirk has ever taken anything back. Yeah. Yeah.

You chunked out. You're here. I knew I was here. You know, I it makes sense. No, I think any time you're a person that's that prolific and that creative, you have to have a you have to have a very strong will that you're imposing on people to have your vision be clear. Like he was writing the book for it.

I mean, outside of like Jim Henson and shit like that. Here's the other little thing. He's got this boyfriend before he joins the Groundlings and his boyfriend does a little voice when he's eating breakfast that is like, this is tasty. Stole the voice from him. God damn it. What a cunt. I know. Dude, I'm like.

But also, is his boyfriend a comedian or a... Yeah, it's fine. A performance artist, yeah. Oh, okay. Well, I was like, if his boyfriend was just like... He should have put him on. He should have been zombie. ...worked at some office, it's like, you could take the boy. You know, that's fine, I would say. It's a cool little window into Adam's world.

What the hell? Well, it's like you could do impressions of your family and friends and, you know, it's especially if you're not a comedian. I would say that was totally fine. Of course. I guess. Well, I was going to say the reason I didn't watch the Pee Wee doc is because I instead clicked on the Dale Earnhardt doc, which is really freaking cool. And this is the difference between us. It doesn't start with the penis. It's really cool. You guys should definitely watch it. It's fantastic.

fucking sick, dude. How many episodes? It's four. It's four. That's three too many. At least watch the first one because that's Dale Earnhardt Senior. It goes into Dale Earnhardt Junior, but the first episodes are, of course, Senior because Dale Junior is not racing yet. Is there a DE3? Uh,

I haven't got to the fourth episode. I don't think he's on the track. You know what? Dale Earnhardt and I were supposed... Junior were supposed to hang out in Charleston. That's fucking cool, dude. And then it never happened. That's fucking cool. Yeah. He's busy making the doc. I know. All that shit is so... It makes you go like, of course they made Talladega Nights. Like, of course...

The world is so fucking cool and right. Yeah, you're right. I think I would really, really like it. The characters, just everybody is as cool as fuck. Where'd he get caught, Jaganath? Everywhere, bro. I mean, yeah, he didn't get caught. You name it. He caught the police with his cock. He's like, hey, let's go. That's incredible. I think I would really like that. Yeah, check it out. It's good.

It's Amazon Prime. Stock car racing, right? NASCAR. NASCAR. Isn't that stock car? Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We don't know. He watched the documentary. I didn't. I think it's the same. Yeah. I don't know. I don't think they were ever like stock. Yeah. But yeah, that is what it is. Yeah. Yeah. I believe so. Yeah. Yeah.

Way to throw a wrench right in the... I was jerking off while I was watching. Oh, fair enough. This was at midnight. Fair enough. This was at midnight. Oh, sure. Yeah. I was jerking off to Dale Earnhardt. When the clock strikes midnight, Blake cranks. Encroaching.

I'd like to take back a lot of the hurtful things I said about Isaac right up top. He was more present than I'm giving him credit for. He never checked in still. He didn't do that because he's not an empathetic person. But also, I probably didn't give him a chance. I was like, I told... Because I won't shut up. You guys know me. So I probably didn't give him a chance to...

to be a good person but he wouldn't have here's the deal i like how even even before you let it punk rock getting radical you know we we we we bully isaac a lot yeah on here we love him to death and he's got it he does deserve it because he's a he's a good guy he means but he's a great guy he's got a birthday coming up and i can't wait to celebrate him we're gonna have a good time it's gonna be a real throw down should we get him a gift like we were talking about

I mean, maybe. Adam, don't wear that hat again. I got him a little something.

You got him something? I'm not telling. Well, we should all pitch in and get him something cool. Or you got him a little something. It should be a cool something. Okay, we can talk about it. Or can we get in on that little something? Yeah, maybe we just get in on that little something. It's very small. It's very small. That's all it needs to be. Even better, actually. That way it becomes like a joke gift. It's like, wow, this is from all you guys? That's even better. That's funny. Well, it's not that good. Jesus. Even better. Even better. Makes the joke funnier. I'll let you guys sign the card.

Alright. Well, that was another episode of This is Importance!

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