Ep 253: Adam vs. 30 Naked Chix
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Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on This is Important. You motherfuckers smoke weed? Hey, no drummies here, just low coochies. Come on, why you gotta do me like that? Let's go! Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Blake, you fell out of your chair when you did the clappy? Oh my god! Did that just really happen? What happened, dude? What happened? Oh my god! Oh boy. What happened, buddy? You clapped so hard you snapped your chair? My chair just snapped. Also, why do you have a glass chair as your computer chair? No, it's like vintage plastic.

Holy shit, dude. Hang on a second. Vintage plastic. Yeah. What is your heritage, bro? Damn. This is the oldest plastic on the market. It's vintage plastic from 2012. From the Mayflower. Maybe it's not vintage. It just is.

Straight up snapped. That looks like super spiky. Yeah, so what are you going to do now? Because we do have a podcast. This happened at second one. Second one. I could stool it. Dude, it literally happened on the clap stool. Oh, my God. So what happens, what had happened was at the beginning of the podcast, we do a clap.

so they know when to sync our sound. And Blake clapped so viciously hard that his chair snapped in half. Hold up. Yeah, is that what it was, a Hulk? It's like Bruce Banner out here. What the hell? God. I like it. And if you're watching YouTube, we're going to show it to you. I hope we got that on camera because I went head over heels. That was ass over end. Is that what that's over? That's over tea kettles.

Yeah, what does that mean? Let's get into it. This is a hot one. Just some cool mom was like, he was ass over tea kettle. People were like, yeah, mom. Okay, mom. Nice, mom. I don't know. She's drunk again. And then she went right back in the kitchen with one of those doors that goes back and forth.

My grandma had those. My God, how often. Like the saloon doors. Saloon doors, yeah. Bar's open, baby. Are we talking double doggies? I think Lucy had those, and I love Lucy, if I'm not mistaken. It was one. Oh, okay. I'm almost positive. But then again, I'm not...

well-versed in my Lucy. You know what I mean? The way you led with just Lucy, I was like... But I'm with you now. Well, you know why? It's because...

We spoke about it last week. I did watch the Pee Wee documentary and he mentions how he was a Lucy fan. And I was like, wait, I was a big Lucy fan back in the day. Everyone was. She was amazing. Oh, everyone was. It was the biggest show on television. I got to watch it again. It's been so long. The format of sitcoms is based on that show. Yeah.

And she was hella funny. And hot. I think we talked about it back in the day how hot she was. She was really hot. It's science. I thought she was a hottie. She was a redhead banger. And I didn't think so when I was a kid just because it was like

In black and white. Yeah. It was old. Yeah. So you're like, oh, that's old. That's old. This is the way. You didn't watch Patty, did you? I like my women full of silicone. Yeah. This is the 90s. Right. And Jennifer Love Hewitt. We're still horny from last week. Oh, my God.

You only like to watch Tool Time within Home Improvement. That's the only show I liked was the show within the show. Wait, who were all the Tool Time girls? Because I think it originally... Originally. I think it was Carmen Electra at first, but didn't it switch? Or was it...

Pamela Anderson. Pam Anderson. It was Pam Anderson. For Shizzle. But then it switched. Then it switched. To Carmen Electra? Is that real, man? I don't think it was Carmen Electra. Are you just making shit up, dog? But they did switch to a brunette girl, I believe. Was it Kathy Ireland? Yeah. Who was it? I remember being way into her. I was so into Kathy Ireland. I loved Kathy Ireland. She was just a human cat. Yeah. And you're like, I think I want to fuck a cat. She had me on the streets looking for cats.

Todd is saying Debbie, old Debbie Dunning. Debbie Dunning. Oh, my God. By the way, look at Debbie Dunning. Okay. None other than Debbie Dunning. I'm going to come. She played Heidi. Whoever swooped up Debbie Dunning, you're so stoked. Yeah. God damn. If she's a good person, which I am.

Just looking at her? You can tell she is. Pure evil. You can tell she is. Wow. She looks fantastic in her Wikipedia. The work boots. God damn. What's the work boot? The boot barn? Looking like a boot barn ad. I mean, absolutely. She's got some caterpillars on. I love it. They seem like they're caterpillars, right?

I'd like to wrap her in a cocoon. And I don't know if I talked about this the other day, but I had a run in with a what the kids used to call Karen's. Do they still call kind of crazy women Karen? Oh, yeah. No. Yeah, that's hot. That's hot right now. Is it still hot? I think they might have pivoted off. But regardless, I'm an old man. So I say things like Karen, dude. Hot, hot, hot, hot. Dude, it was pretty wild to meet one out in the streets.

And I didn't back down. I held my ground. And it was awkward for everyone involved. Are you sure you weren't the Karen? Will you tell the story, Adam? Yeah. I'll tell the story. I'll tell the story. Come on, let's go. Here we go. I'm living in a nightmare. So I'm at the Chick-fil-A. I've never been inside of a Chick-fil-A. I've never once been inside of one of these places. There's a new one that opened up down the street from my house.

So I'm swinging through. I'm getting a 30-pack of the naked chicken nuggies, baby. 30? God damn, boy. 30-pack of naked chicken nuggies? Yes. So it's just the grilled nuggs. So just a bucket of skinless... Of loose chicken. Yes. And it's so good, dude. I'm telling you. It is.

It's so good. I've never had it. I've never had it. Oh, I'm telling you, dude. You know me. I love my chicken. It's bringing it all, baby. I'll gobble. Yeah. And so – I'll stick to the sandwiches. Go ahead. Okay. But if you want to pivot off the sandwiches and go with a nice bucket of –

A bucket of loose-ass wet chicken. A nude nugget. It's not wet. It's not wet, though. They're not wet. But they're juicy. They're moist. They're not wet. Fuck it, K. They gotta be wet. They gotta be wet. Go ahead. They sound wet, dude. They sound wet. They're not wet. They're juicy. Okay. Juicy. Okay. So, anyways. So, I'm pulling in. And there's...

Upfront, this is Orange County, right? And this is Southern California, really. It's Adam Devine. Get out all the wet chicken. Dude, get it out the bucket. He's back. Get the wet chicken. So there's six or eight...

electric vehicle parking spots right up front. Right up front. Yep. Thanks, Newsome. Thank you, Gavin. Yeah, totally. He beat me to it. Okie dokie. And then there's the lot and there's no cars parked in the electric vehicle. And then there's the lot behind it and it's jammed. So then I have to drive back there. I'm looking for a spot. I have to wait for someone to leave. They leave. I get a parking spot. I'm walking up to the front. This woman pulls in with a minivan. How do you know she was a woman?

Gotcha bitch! 'Cause I saw her face and her body and she was with her children. And I assumed, I did assume that. Interesting. Um, this, I don't know, what do you want me to call her? This troll? Oh yeah, the bitch! What do you want me to call her? This beast? The Karen. This beast. This human chicken nugget gets out of her minivan and out pops six kids. Oh my goodness. Like, twelve-year-old boys. And they all climb out. And

I'm not mad at this. I'm like, these boys need to eat. I get that. But the minivan was not electric. It was not an EV. And I walked around it to make sure.

You're checking for tailpipes. I'm checking for tailpipes, baby. I walk around to make sure it isn't. I get in line. You mind if I check your tailpipes, ma'am? She then invites a friend that gets there after me, and she has four kids to join her. What in the soccer, mom? So they all go in front of me. I'm one person. Yeah.

buying a bucket of juicy chicken nuggets. Arguably more food. Yeah, go ahead. And we go to the front of the... We get to the front. It's kind of a long line. It's taken me forever. It's a new Chick-fil-A. Everyone's excited. It's got to be lying around the fucking block. Oh my God, it was fucking wild. I regretted it immediately.

There's celebrities there. Yeah, go ahead. So I'm pissed off a little bit. And I'm like, okay, whatever. I mean, and then we get to the front. There's two cashiers working. The other cashier sees me. And she goes, she whispers, she goes, is it you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm pissed now! And the other woman is waiting for the other cash register. I think I see where this is going. Yeah. And she goes, it's okay. You come, come, come. Yeah. And so I go through and I go, I'll take 30 chicken nuggets. She goes, get in your bumper. No, she goes, excuse me. Excuse me. We were first. We were first. And I go, it's just me. And she goes,

This just isn't fair. This isn't fair. And then her son goes, mom, just let him go through. And she goes, no, no, it's just not fair. And she doubles down on how not fair it is. And I go, I love your EV.

And she goes, excuse me? And I go, I love your electric vehicle. And she's like, what are you talking about? I'm like, your minivan is not an electric vehicle. And she's... I also... Yeah. And then she's like,

She doesn't say anything to that. She steps to the counter and starts ordering. I'm not going to wrestle this woman to the ground. So I step back and I let them order. And they order and they order and they order and they order and they order and they order and they order. And then the one next to me opens up and then I order my 30 nuggets.

I'm done ordering and they're still ordering. God damn. I pay for the food. I go over there and then I see and then she comes and she goes, it's just, I'm sorry, but it just isn't fair. You can't just skip ahead.

Right. Wow. She doubles down again. And I go. Gonna let it die. Yes. And I go. You're like, it's over. You didn't drive an electric vehicle and you parked in the electric vehicle spot. Right. And she goes, I beat you here. And I go, you didn't. I was here before you were. Right. And I like am sort of teeing off on her. And then her friend whispers, perfect. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm assuming that's what she whispered because you see it wash over her face. I can only assume you're singing this whole thing. Yeah.

And then they all start whispering to each other and then they go back and get chairs and then they're like whispering and taking photos of me, dude. So...

Dude, Adam. I went online to look to see if there was any photos of like the back of me. From the lobster roll on the teenager to the Karen. You're like racking it up. Public enemy number one. Yeah, dude. Bumper's a bad boy. I know, dude. Well, she started it. But by the way, she was out of pocket. Correct? Correct. Um, yeah, I

I would say, you know what you should have done, Adam, if you want to know the proper protocol, is when the cashier said, hey, come on over here. Hang on a second. The proper protocol. You coming out here like you're the king of life. Go ahead, bro. Boom.

Like, tell me the proper protocol. When the cashier called you over because you're just one, you should have asked the girl. You should have been like, is it cool if I go in front of you? I'm just one person. She's she's telling me to go over there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Actually, no, I was here first. And then you could be like, wow, this then you could have told the cashier this girl's

she's being a bitch or whatever instead of... Oh, that's a proper protocol to whisper this woman's a bitch? She's being a bitch. She's being a bitch. No, no, no. And yeah, I think on most occasions I would have done that, but she...

First of all, she's seven people herself. And then she invited four more people to join her crew. Right. So that's 11 people that she's ordering food for. She sucks. And then the cashier saw what was happening.

and waved me through. I was like, good, okay, sneaky, thank you. And, you know, it was just, give me a 30 piece of the, it was wild. Even her son was like, my mom sucks. She was like, because the son was like, just let him go ahead, mom. And she's like, no, no, it's not fair. And then, oh, and I didn't, I left this part of the story out. So, I'm waiting for the other cashier to open up. Mm-hmm.

And Chloe calls me right then. And I'm asking her if she wants anything because I'm like here. And then I'm like... She hears you fighting. Yes, I'm like, this woman...

shows up with this people. And are you performing this? Are you kind of like performing the phone call so that she can hear a little bit? Yeah. Yeah. And she's giving me a little side eye and I'm like, she doesn't drive an EV. I walked around her minivan. It's not an EV. Right. It isn't an EV. She parked in the EV spot. If she worked and parked in the parking lot, I would have been in front of her.

But she didn't. She cut. She broke the rule. Damn. Right. I'm sorry. Yeah. So, yeah. So I got I was like that happened last week and it stuck with you. Oh, yeah. I'm still a little heated about these things happen. These things happen. We live in such a neutral society where we don't have to kind of deal with conflict that when it does happen now, you're ready, ready.

ready for war. Yep. You think about it a week later and it was just a fucking bunch of wet nuggets is all it was. I'm pissed now. So here's the thing. The way you moved off, the way you moved off and said that, um, you were like expecting us to erupt in laughter.

You know how like when you would like, you're in a party situation or something and then you drop a joke and the whole crowd laughs, like the whole circle laughs of the little circle you're in. And then you just walk away. That's what Durr's just tried to do on the podcast.

I wish that's ever happened to me in real life. Yeah, you're at parties, you say a joke, everybody bursts laughing, and then you just walk away. This is a scenario I do not know. Anyways, I got to get a beer. Anybody want a beer? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly right. Then you got to dip. Then you got to dip. You know, Blake. Don't act like you don't know. Well, yeah, no. I thought you did. As I ran through the scenario, yeah, it's like I got to get a beer. You offer that way. Yeah.

And just so you know, Adam, in this scenario, when you walk away, everyone goes, that wasn't that funny, right? Yeah, I'm so glad he walked away. So annoying. Rude, dude. Come on, bro. Don't say that to me. I'm in a fragile state. I'm going to jump on what Blake was saying. Okay. The way to live life. Okay. So you took advantage of a situation going around. That is true.

Right. But I was waved around. I didn't just go around. I was waved around. But you were waved around. So I would have leaned into that. I would have just gone. She waved me around. She waved me around. I don't have to tell you. She waved me around. Yeah. But now you're offering that person up for sacrifice. Like, that's wrong, dude. You got to vouch for them. Yes. No, because that's what happens.

That's what happened. That is what happened. That is what happened. But that's what happened. It is. But now you're snitching on her. Now the manager comes out and goes, like, what's going on out here? And it's like, I let him. And maybe you would have done that, Durz. But I know you. You would have leaned in way harder than I leaned in about the EV and about everything and about the other friends.

cutting, it would have been... A thousand percent. The thing I would have kept repeating, you know when you get in an argument and you just keep repeating the same thing over and over again? So then what rules apply? What rules apply then? So then what rules apply? I can't go ahead of you here after she just offered me to go ahead, but you get to park in the EV thing without an EV? So what rules apply? You tell me. What rules apply? This is the most...

This is a straight up white off at that point. Everybody around you not white is just like eating and watching. Yeah, they're like, damn, son. They're talking like it's a safari. Like, and now the male species is going. What rules apply at this point?

Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm with you. I'm with you. If she's breaking that rule. What rules apply? What rules apply then, ma'am? You tell me, ma'am. I mean, yeah. And see, that's why you're better at arguing because you would have done the classic repeat, which does work. It's a hood special. Repeating is a hood special. Yeah.

See, and I didn't want to say that, but once you started to repeat it, I was like, that's because you grew up around a lot of black people. But what did I say, though? Yes. It's a but what did I say, though? Yes. It's a but what did I say, though? That's all you have to say over and over again? You grew up around a lot of black people. You have this skill set that I don't have. Oh.

Of repeating. And by the way, sometimes you get to a point where you're like, but what did I say, though? Yeah, you forgot. And now you're asking. The tone changes. It goes from, what did I say, though? What did I say, though? What did I say, though? What did I say, though? What did I say, though?

What did I say? What was I asking for again? Yeah. Like, sir, your nuggets have dried out. Yeah. These are dry. They're no longer wet. Good. I don't like them. Yeah, yeah. They're not wet. We're going to have to re-dip your nuggets. We're going to have to marinate these boys one more time in the wetness. Wet, wet, juicy nugs. Well, I'm sorry you encountered that Karen, dude. That's...

It sucks. I don't know if I've ever. No, it's not ever, but it's been a long time since I've. Well, first of all, I'm not in fast food restaurants. Yeah. Maybe ever. And this is why. Well, yeah, it's drive-thru, you know. It's drive-thru, and I kind of rarely go to fast food anyway. Sure. So this was a special treat. It's a new Chick-fil-A. I was getting the healthy option.

Sure. Yeah, I was. I was. I just want to party. Sure. It's chicken. It's the healthiest. Yes. It's chicken. So they say. 500 calories. 500 calories. I looked it up. Okay. That's not bad.

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So I go to pick up my kid at summer camp and there's like a long line you got to wait in because like they load all the kids in and then you can drive off. You got to have like a thing in your window that says your kid's name so they know who you are. Wow. Sure. Yeah. Security has gone kind of high. This is cool. I like this. We don't want predators. We don't want predators. You know, you know, honors predators. So, OK, well, should I should I give it to him? That's fine. Yes. All right.

I pull up, I pick up my three-year-old. Okay. He, I had just switched the seats so that like the, um, the, the kid's seat is on the side that they want it to be, which is already wrong because you want that to be on the curb side, not a driver's side. So you're not tucking a kid in on the street. Anyway, I switched it for them. So then they put my three-year-old in the car and they go, Oh,

They go, okay, see you later. And I look back and he's not buckled into his seat. Oh shit. And I go, um, Hey, like can, did he's not buckled. And they go, yeah, you can just pull up right over there and buckle them. And I was like, so your policy is that you want me to drive around

with my kid not buckled in a car that you just put him in. Hold up. Yeah, I go, I go, that's not a big deal, but that seems like a bad idea for you. Because if I pull up and someone behind me already got their kid and they pull away and for some horrible reason we hit and my kid's not buckled because you didn't want to

buckle them it just launches that's a bad policy right and yeah like yeah like if you're like in a rush and you wouldn't have looked to check she's like yeah i'm just 15 years old no no no she's this woman was older than me probably okay and it's like she old as dirt exactly god damn god leave her alone that's elder abuse and so i go i'm gonna hop out and i'm gonna buckle him myself and not drive with him

unbuckled because I don't know if that's what we want here. That's kind of wild. Like she doesn't say like, like, just so you know, he's not buckled. You looked and observed that. Yeah. Thank you. Blake. I could have just driven off. Right, right, right. That is ridiculous. I feel like maybe she skipped a step or something. Why isn't she buckling? I would say no, that's not, that is not Kyle behavior. Right. And I was super delicate about it too, where I was like,

You don't want this, right? Like, if, God forbid, something very bad happens that's probably not going to happen, you just put my kid in a car unbuckled and told me to drive off with him unbuckled. Yeah, that's crazy. I'm going to own this camp by the end of the second. Do you think that she just fucked up? Did she just not buckle him and then she was, like, backpedaling, like, oh, we don't do that there? No, she goes, you can just do it right over there. It just is faster for everyone to get through. That's ridiculous. But then everyone's pulling up

over there. Over there. Yeah. And no one's, and you're not going anywhere anyway. So then I have to get out and buckle him and then get back in, which is slower than, and everybody else has to do the same thing, which is slower than you just putting him in, buckling him, and then saying, so long. Right.

You know, as a group of fucking aging fucking dads, I'll tell you something right now. There's nothing fucking worse than a child pick up and drop off line in any instance. They are bad. This one was wild. I've yet to experience this. It doesn't seem fun, dude. Dude, it's bad. Dude, when you fire your staff and you start doing it at them, it's going to be wild.

Dude, you're going to hate it, brother. He's too young to be dropped off anywhere. When you meet your kid, it's going to be crazy, bro. It's crazy, dude. The elementary school down my house, down the street from my house, seems so chaotic. Every day that I drive past it when it's pick up or drop off time, it's just fucking wild. I'm like, I think... It's a war zone. I think I'm going to homeschool him.

Our school is all right. The pickup drop off is pretty organized. But this summer camp situation, I was like, why? So there's a circle to pick up so that they made me switch the seats on the others. I'm like, why isn't the circle the other way? I got to run the summer camp. Back in my day, we rollerbladed to school. Thank you. Nobody picked our ass up. Thank you. God damn.

Yeah, you guys walked. Did you guys walk to elementary school? I did. I walked. I rode the bus. Literally next door to my house. I used to ride the bus. It was fucking fun, dude. We used to take the last bus.

Every day. And why was that fun? Because you got to wake up super early and go stand on the street corner? No, no. I'm saying after school. After school, like me, Kyle, Adam, Teddy, we would just stay after school as late as we could and take the very last bus home.

It was fucking sick. I think I told you guys about this in the Workaholics writer's room, but in elementary school, my buddy who lived kind of far from school was like, dude, you gotta ride the bus with me. The bus driver's crazy. And I was like, okay, hey mom, can I go over to Alex's house? Sure.

So I ride the bus. The bus driver was insane. He would like gun it and then stand on the brakes and have all the kids like, boom. Like, cause it's fun. Like he was listening to Metallica or cause he was trying to hurt people. No, he was like, it's like a ride. And, and who was the, the, the driver in Simpsons? Was it auto? Yeah. Yeah. He was basically that guy. And so you would get on top of like the seats and,

Well, yeah, this dude rocks. You're like seat surfing. So he would gun it and you'd go back a little bit and then he'd slam on the brakes and you'd fall into your little seat in front of you. This dude rocks. I'll never forget this because it was like the craziest thing I've ever done at this age. Killed Jeff.

and so there's like a construction site with a bunch of cones and he goes who wants me to hit the cones and we're all like yeah and he just goes he ran down all the cones and then i hit up my boy alex like the next day or next week or whatever been like yo can i ride the the the

bus again and he's like he got fired he's gone he hasn't been there oh man i was like he's like yo hey you see that chick up there he's like honking he's like dump him out right release the twins hey educate these kids i imagine every kid went home and like

Gleefully told their parents like what happened. How fun, how funny is he? And the parents were like, oh, huh. Let me just call everyone, including the police. This guy's done. Unreal. I wonder how long of a run he had. Well, that sucks. That sucks for him. Yeah, that sounds like he was a fucking outstanding bra. Yeah, he changed me. Now he was drunk, right? I feel like. Yes, sir. I think he's just one of those guys who is not a serious person who kind of has a serious job.

Right. A very serious job. And it's like, what's the worst that could happen if you're flooring it and then slamming on the brakes? I'm drunk now. And you're like, someone could get really hurt. And he's like, oh, I guess maybe. You know what I mean? I never thought of that. All the kids were having a good time. Well, I mean, I bet not all of the kids. Like, I know I would have had a great time experiencing that. You motherfucker smoke weed. But I know that my wife would have been petrified as a little girl. Yeah.

Like, there for sure are some little kids on that bus that were not down. Aren't down for that. Like, Blake would have been so scared, dude. You could just tell. No way, dude. I would have been hyped, bro. What are you talking about? He'd be like, this is not how you live life. No. This is not regulation, brother. Blake would have been so scared. I would, dude. Dude. Unreal. And this was, by the way, like, fucking 38 years ago or some shit, and I still remember...

Who wants me to hit the cones? Yeah, it sounds like you had the ride of a lifetime. He probably worked at, like, the carnival and then, like, would drive the bus during the— Yeah, and thanks for bringing that up. I never talk about the carnival in my hometown. Did you guys have carnivals? We had carnivals. We had carnivals. You remember the carnies? I live in, like, the city. Yeah. Dude. Juris lived in the city. You never went to a carnival? I remember going to a state fair and getting on the zipper, right? That's not the same.

That's a little more organized. Oh, yeah. We had Millard days. So I grew up in Millard, Nebraska, which is a suburb of...

Of course. And we had Miller days, dude. And you would, you know, ask for some little extra coin and then ask a girl to go on the zipper with you. The zipper was fucking next level. Zipper is rough. Get in that cage, do some flips. When's the last time you rode a zipper? That will fuck your old ass up, dude. I think it would ruin it. Oh, it's bad. Well, I think, like, now, I remember my dad, he used to always go on roller coasters with me as a kid. Mm-hmm.

But he also had me when he was 26 years old. So by the time he was my age, I was done doing roller coasters, right? I was a teenager. So like he was already getting vertigo when I was like 8, 9, 10 years old. And I remember being like, oh my God, this guy's ancient. I haven't been on like a true spinny ride. Yeah.

Yeah. In forever. I'm like... I think that's what they're called. Yeah. Or something that goes upside down. Or like a Gravitron or something like that. Since Workaholic. Was that the last time we did it? Was when we did it on Workaholic? Yes. Yes. Which, by the way, I loved that we put a Gravitron in the front yard of our house on Workaholic. This is what we do, guys. Absolutely. It was brilliant. And the fact that...

That, you know, we're talking about doing... I mean, can we even talk about doing a show together again? Yeah, sure. We can talk about it. Yeah. You won't shut up about it. We're talking about doing another show together. And basically, it would be too expensive to shoot in the shitty house that we shot Workaholics in. So we would have to shoot that same...

show in Vancouver or Montreal or Toronto or where the fuck ever. Edmonton. Thank you, Newsome.

Thanks, Newsome. Come on. I do like how he was like, I'm going to put in an injection of cash into the entertainment industry. And it's like, bro, no one cared. No. That's how I roll. No studio. No streamer was like, oh, cool. Great. Let's do it here then. They were all like, close, but no cigar. We're sending people to the Philippines. That'd be kind of sick. Manila, pull up. Okay. Okay.

Tell me you hate your family without telling me you hate your family. No way, bro. You know we got people. I had a meeting at a – like a general meeting at a studio the other day. And this executive told me she was like, they – we actually shoot a lot of our shows –

Oh, hell yeah. And people love going to Ireland and it's beautiful over there. And I'm like... I mean, I would disagree with her. I was like, oh, of course. Yeah, it sounds great. And admittedly, I would like to go to Ireland. That'd be awesome. I don't want to shoot a whole show in Ireland. No, I would have accidentally said, bitch, you go to Ireland. I'm like...

I'm like, I'm not trying to spend six months out of my year living in Ireland away from my family and friends and everything I know and love. I'm like, there's a reason I live in LA so I could shoot the shows in LA. By the way, Hollywood. So pissed now. I was going through my finances and found something. Uh.

We all share the same money manager, right? So you guys know where I'm going with this. But going through the finances at money while I was in Australia and I'm like, what is this little this little hell of money? Geez, here, what is this? I don't recognize this. And he was like, oh, I have to pay somebody there.

Because you end up paying taxes here and where you're shooting. What the hell? And so there's obviously like loopholes where they're like, so we pay X amount to this company so that you then are paying less in Australia and aren't getting gouged. And I'm like, so the production saves money, but I'm paying taxes in two places. Double. Right. Tight butthole. Yeah.

And what sucks for, like, you have a business manager who is smart enough to know which loopholes to jump through and he knows what to do. Yeah, how to slide stuff a little over here. But there's actors who aren't at the level that they don't need a money manager.

right and this might be one of their first jobs and they're going over there they don't know to do this and they're just getting gouged man yeah why we should be in charge we should we should be we should be we can start a firm you start a firm adam will be like let me go around these cars see which ones are evs like you do that yeah i'm always checking tailpipes i'll make sure people are buckled blake i'm a dumbass thank you yeah okay yeah that is right correct

I'll just, you know, check in. Kiss babies. Have you guys had any run-ins with Karens? Blake, do you have any? I'm trying to think. You know, I'm not much of a person who gets into any sort of skirmish or anything. You don't stand up for yourself? No, no. I let Karens see me coming, man. No, I think generally... Love me gobble. I'm a good diffuser. I'm a good...

Yeah, I defuse the situation. Is that what you do to your hair? No. Do you ever use one of those blow dryer things that have like the little fingers? That have like the cone? No, only on set. I need one of those. I never use blow dryers. I just... We could talk. Okay.

So you've never run into a Karen. You've never been. So, yeah. So essentially, Blake just just backs down. I think. Yeah, there's no threatening presence. He doesn't. If someone's stepping all over him, he allows it to happen. I'm trying to think of the last time I really like engaged in a moment with the person that was like it was getting testy and it has been a while.

Here's my question. I think we covered this a long time ago about getting punched in the face on a whatever. You know these kids who they go in groups of 30 popping wheelies in the streets and then they go as close to your car as possible and then turn and miss you and it's like whatever, great. But sometimes they hit your car

Yeah. Blake. They do? Yeah, of course they do. Hold up. What happens if they hit your car, Blazer, and, like, fuck your taillight up or some shit? Like, break my taillight? Yeah, your headlight. Right in your headlight. Boom. Yeah, they dent the hood, baby. That's going to be mucho dinero. What are we doing? My Jeep is old. I need a new Jeep, so I'm, like, not too upset about it. I don't value my car that much right now. Wow.

This kid, let me just paint the picture. He hits the taillight. Taillight's broken, right? Gone. He's off. She gone. He falls off his bike. What? Bye, bitch. His pants actually fall down. Allegedly. He's got a rock hard cock. Are you blowing this too or no? I don't know. Oh, Blake. No, dude. What? Oh, okay. Okay. I don't know. I don't know. Wait, does he, does he, he lands on his back? Like.

Like Spread Eagle. He's okay. Is he of age? Is he of age? He's 18 and a day. He's 18 and a day, baby. Now the scenario is getting juicier than a fucking Chick-fil-A unbreaded nugget, baby. Naked. The headlight's broken.

his pants somehow got pulled by his bike seat down. He's rock hard. Do you let it slide? Do you blow him or do you accost him? What are we doing here? Is he okay? I asked him. He's all right. It's going to be fine. He's going to be fine. It's a little road rash. Well, I'm like, he's 18 a day. He's flexible. Well, then in that case, if I'm already like, I've pulled over my Jeep. I've like stopped to check if he's okay. I, yeah, I think I mentioned like, dude, you broke my, my, my taillight or my headlight. And he goes, fuck off.

And by the way, as this all happens... That's it. I'm sucking your dick, motherfucker. As this happens, 19 other little teenage dudes on their bikes are rolling up to fuck me. Their dicks aren't out yet. That's where I feel like if a guy does that and hits my car and the taillights busted or the car's fucked up and then he falls off his bike and then he's picking his bike back up, I would then get out and try to fight that man. Right.

Right? Right. I feel like you get the bike, right? Yeah. Well, I mean, if he's picked, you know what I mean? I'm like, yes, but it's the 19 other homies. Right. That's when you go, well, dude, I'm not trying to get...

murdered for this but if it's one guy and he was being an asshole it's never one guy there's never it's never one guy because who's riding their bike wheeling around by themselves dodging cars nobody legend yeah true legend probably yeah that's that's probably true some guy named courtney logan oh here we go hell yeah yeah yeah so like okay different scenario different scenario a different scenario it's gridlock traffic okay pulls up

And you're just zoning out. You're listening to your music. This is streets, like not freeways. Streets, yeah? Streets. Got it. And there's like a concert at the Bowl. Yes. You're right there. You're right there. And it's just great. Like I drove. It took me two and a half hours to drive from Santa Monica to my house in Orange County. Yes. And it took me down Lincoln. This is not a Hollywood conversation. For one hour. Yeah. But so I'm driving down. I was stuck in traffic.

And I was like, I wonder if Blake could even handle this situation. What? What situation? Dude, what is your problem? Why would you do that? I bet Blake couldn't fucking handle this traffic. Turn the beat up. I love sitting in traffic. What are you talking about? Take it easy on your boy. This is your guy. No, no, no. I did not even think. I wasn't even thinking of Blake. Good, good. So anyway, so you're in traffic.

And a guy just pulls up and he's just like, what's up, bitch? And you're like, what? And he's like, fuck you. And then he calls you the F word, dude.

He drops that to you. Okay. And you're like, okay. And then you're stuck in traffic for the next hour. And he's just riding alongside of me? Yeah. And he's just eyeing you. And he's just like, what the fuck are you going to do about it? I mean, at this point, I'm like, wait, how do I know you? What are you even fucking doing? What's the deal here?

Like, why are you so upset towards me? And do you say anything to him? Yes. Yeah, this is what I'm saying. I'm like... You go, I'm so sorry. I'm not going to fuck you, sir. What's going on? Like, what's the problem here? Well, hey, Anders, that's a clever...

that's a clever thing to say and I want to hear what Blake has to say. I'm sorry, I'm on a call. I can't. I just can't. I can't fuck you right now. There's a world where this could happen, sir. If this guy is just like

next to my window the whole time, just kind of like saying this to me. I'm like, what's going on? Maybe you think I'm someone else. Like, what did I do to you? Oh, that's a good one. Hey, maybe you think I'm someone else. Oh, but he's not saying it like that. Yeah, it's a tone. It's a tone. It's a tone on that? I'm not trying to start a fight with this guy. I'm going, why are you? No, he's starting it. That's what Adam is saying. I'm saying, why are you trying to fight me? And what if this guy goes...

We're not going anywhere. Get out your car. Get out your car. We're not going anywhere. That seems it's gridlocked. You're not going. That seems silly. And he goes, I don't have a gun or a knife.

This happened to Adam. Does that help? Okay. Does that help? Okay, yeah, that helps a little bit. Is he driving an EV? Did you check the pipes? Does he throw me boxing gloves? Is he like, I just want to have a boxing match? Ready? I'm going to add a little, I wouldn't say realistic, but maybe less cartoonish. He just starts throwing pennies.

at your window. Oh, shit. Tink. Tink. That'd be annoying. And he's got change. He's got a lot of pennies, dog. He's got... Bro, this dude has change. I mean, yes, at this point, I have to engage him in some way. I have to roll down my window and be like... But now you roll the window down. Now the pennies are coming into your car.

No, I don't know. I don't know. Now you got hella pennies in your car. I guess. Well, then you're making some money off this guy. Yeah. That's actually kind of sick. Yeah. Yeah. Well, okay. Holy shit.

I don't know. I don't know what this guy wants. This guy seems really unhinged. I mean, I would have to assess. I'd have to really look at him, see his eyes, see how much of a maniac he is. I would have to assess it. Adam, I like this. I like this scenario, but there's not enough bite to it where, like...

I'm trying to get in from like a lane that's closing or whatever. And he's not letting me like, I need like an incident before the shit talk. If a person just rolls down the window and just goes, Hey, F word. I go, all right, well, I don't know what's going on here. Right? Like say I cut him off something bad. And then he's like, he takes it super personal. And now he's following me around the city. Like, yo, you fucking cut me off back there. And I know he wants to beat my ass.

I mean, I don't know. This is a cool horror movie where you cut someone off. Wait, what's the one? This is beef. Isn't this beef? This is just beef. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. The show beef. That is. Yeah. I was thinking of that movie with Russell Crowe. Somebody help me! Paul Walker? Paul Walker? No, with Russell Crowe. Russell Crowe? Gladiator? No, there's a new movie. I mean, it's a few years old now. Phone booth. A Beautiful Mind. Phone booth. A Beautiful Mind. No, no, no. Neither of those. It's Russell Crowe and...

This woman cuts him off and he loses his mind and stalks this woman. White beef. Adam, you watch these white beef thumbnail movies. I'm just not clicking. I'm always watching. It's called Unhinged. Unhinged. That sounds like my guy. You guys should watch it. Unhinged. Is it good? It's so good.

Is it? Is it like a new Falling Down, the Michael Douglas movie? Oh, Falling Down is one of the greatest movies of all time. It's good. It is good. It was a little bit of a sleeper. It didn't get a, I don't think it got a huge release, but I watched it. I bet it's the realest performance Russell Crowe has ever given. If he's just being hella pissed off. Like when you say these things, I'm like, what?

I think inside, isn't he just like a super angry dude? I think he wants to... Yeah, but you could watch L.A. Confidential. It's the same thing with maybe a little more... I need to run it back. Maybe on the cruise, we have like a little game where like someone can come up and say whatever they want to us. And then we have to say a whatever like put down or come back or whatever epic slam that we can give back. And just...

See, I'm not that good at it. I feel like somebody like a David Spade who for sure was bullied his entire childhood is like a master. Oh, dude, still. Still is bullied. He's still bullied, dude. Yeah, that's probably true. Probably a little bit. Yeah. I mean, for sure, if he's rolling in the Kevin James, Sandler,

You know, grownups and that crew with Chris Rock, you know, they're, they're piling on to spade. Yeah. Well, Chris rocks, Chris rocks, same thing. Bullied his whole life. Little dude. Well, he's suit. He was like bullied by his own family. Like, like Charlie or Charlie, Charlie Murphy. I'm thinking of who's Chris rocks brother.

Yeah, Tony Rock. Tony, yeah. Well, I guess he's a little guy too, though, huh? No, Tony's a big guy. Okay, good. He's not... Remember how skinny Chris Rock used to look? Yeah, he only played crackheads. He's filled in a little bit. He looked like... And I hate to say it. Okay, you don't have to. Yeah, you don't have to say it. Wow, dude!

Like Blake. Like Blake. Oh, sure. Yeah. Like a afrofetus? Is that what we're saying? Afrofetus. You're saying look like me when I was in high school. Look like when you were a young kid. I'm definitely. Like painfully skinny. And he's jacked now, though. I'm sizable. He's jacked now. I can get people on my shoulders. Whoa. Okay. How do you know?

I just had Isaac on my shoulders the other day. It's lifting him up. Yeah. And he's a big man. Yeah. I was there. I was humongous. Damn. This July 4th, celebrate freedom from spills, stains, and overpriced furniture with Anabay. The only machine washable sofa inside and out where designer quality meets budget friendly pricing. Sofa started just $699, making it the perfect time to upgrade your space. Anabay is

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Yeah, we partied. You were missed. Durs had other obligations, but it was Isaac's, I believe, 75th birthday. Yeah. I just want to party. It was his 55th birthday, and we...

We had a banger. His wife threw a banger for him. Yeah. Punk rock. Getting radical. And my God, did we get drunk. I was hungover for two days. I'm not used to drinking that much anymore. And it affected me. And where was the party again? I can't remember. It was at the American Legion, which was hilarious. Which is where he did his... No, that was at the Elk Slub. It's a different thing. It's similar vibes. Got it. My bad. This place was funny. This place was...

Fun. We walk in and this guy in a suit, this old man, probably 75 years old, was like... At least. He's like, excuse me, can I help you? And he was like, can I help you? And I was like, I'm here for the party. And he's like...

You didn't hear the announcement? And I'm like, no. And he's like, it's in the back. You shouldn't even be walking through here. And I'm like, I don't know what to tell you. You said, okay, boomer. Punk rock, getting radical. And he goes, follow me. And we walked through. It was White Hair City, dude. Oh, my God. It was hilarious rolling up. And by the way,

I loved it. And I'm like, how do I get involved? Yeah. How do I? This seems like the type of party that all the grandmas and grandpas. Just scissoring. You know that they would just fall in love. Yeah. Fall in love with us. Yeah. It was straight up old school Reagan Republicans in the house, baby. And Blake loves that vibe. Yeah, yeah. And then we go out back. And then it's a true banger.

Flashback Heart Attack, which was the band. They're going to be on the cruise. They're going to be on the cruise. They're cool, man. They're down. They were down. I'm a fan. Yeah, that's going to be a fun time having them on the boat. And we partied. We drank our faces off. It was a great time. It was. It was really, really crazy. I took everyone by boat to one of my favorite bars, Class of 47. Great spot. Oh, yeah. What's the next people you can have on your boat? I don't remember anything after that.

Is this your... What is it called? The Duffy? Duffy, yeah. What's the max you can have on the Duffy? I think it's like 12, but I think I fit 22. That's where I was going. I would go, I want to hear the max and I want to hear your record. It was a slow ride. It was a slow ride. Yeah. We were chugging. The water was... Because it's here, yeah. This close to spilling over. It was rad. It was...

It was very fun. I don't remember much of the bar either. I know that I definitely skinned my knee. I think I tripped on the entrance of class 47. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. That's a good way to get yourself kicked out right away. They were hyped. Tripping, falling in. Yeah. Well, at that place, they would be. Yeah, they're falling. They're hyped. Well, to...

To my, what am I trying to say? Chagrin? No, to my argument, to my, what am I? I don't know. To my credit, before I went to Isaac's, I went to Hooters Costa Mesa and tore it up. Yeah, yeah. I was pretty responsible. It's just that they are, it's closing at the end of this month. They all are. So I really had to, I had to give it a send off.

Shout out to Janessa, Sissy. Thanks for treating me right, man. It's really, really kind of you guys. Don't make it weird. It's not, dude. Oh, my God.

Yeah, just the way you called them out. The fact that you went was fine. And now that you're like... You're saying their names. You're paying scholarships for their college or some shit. Like, I don't understand what's happening. Okay, let's go. Yeah, what does your girl feel about you remembering their names enough to call them out on the podcast? They were very kind. Okay. Because I told them that...

The one in Burbank had closed, and before they closed, I really, really, really loved the orange cups at Hooters. Yeah. And I was telling them my sob story, and they gave me the orange cups. So I am now a proud owner. Okay. Well, that was a question that I had because you posted –

which by the way, you never post about the cruise or this is important or anything that we're like trying to sell tickets for when we were on tour. He wouldn't post about that, but he had, he posted about his 15 orange Hooters cups that he had. Fucking disaster, my guy. And I'm like, wow, I didn't realize that, that they stole a box

box of Hooters Cup but you you I didn't steal them to Tanesa and Janessa and they hooked it up dude they were very kind they were very kind people they're my I consider them dear friends did you get a box of 30 wets what'd you get what do you come with when you go to Hooters oh no I always do the same thing I love your naked juicies or no no no no I go breaded

Daytona, baby. But do you say all drummies? Or do you like... No, because I'm... In my old age, I have come to like the flats. I'm a flats man now. Old man, take a look at my...

Do you do the move where you just put it in and fully gone? The one bite? I try. You try. But I'm not pro yet. I go all drummies. I'm not fucking around with those little coochies. I usually like drummies, but the coochies are good, dude. Those little coochies? Those little coochies. The flat...

The flats are delish. The meat is nice on there. Maybe that's the next, instead of Hooters, we come up with Lil' Coochies. Don't care. No drum. Hey, no drummies here. Just Lil' Coochies. No drummies. Just Lil' Coochies. Well, it takes back.

No, I stand by that. That'd be... Any standbys? Yeah, that's a standby. Any takebacks or standbys? Standby it. Well... Standby it. Well, I will say it was...

It was great. And I feel like all of these things that were these great inventions, little coochies, things like that, we got to bring that on the cruise, baby, because the cruise is coming up. You know, we're six months away or so, seven months. Six months, yeah. It'll be here. Do we get to, like, name the menus and that kind of stuff? We're like... I hope so. If there are wings, we call them little coochies. And is there a drink named after, like, Karen's and...

That kind of stuff. I would absolutely love to get in the weeds with some of that stuff. I hope. Yeah, we got to run that up the pole. Cute and clever. The yes points menu. Yeah. I hope that Norwegian Queen will allow us to do some of that stuff. Wait, is that the name of the boat? Is this a Norwegian cruise line? Yes, points. I believe so. Isaac, isn't it Norwegian Queen? I'm coming.

The name of the boat is Norwegian Queen. I believe so. Yes. Oh, my God. That was my brother's nickname in high school. Yeah. Holy. I love that, Durs. That's my brother.

That's points. Yeah, I'm here. The Norwegian queen. Yeah, I mean, I love it. Work! And if you... I mean, we still have some... What do they call them? Cabins available. So if you are looking to swoop it up, it's going to be...

So much fucking fun, dude. It really is. And by the way, this is a phenomenon that I think you guys hipped me to, which is the thing I'm going to start saying a lot. Okay. Hip to be square. Is that in cruise culture, you can get paired up with other people. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, you can get little bunk mates. What are they talking about here? This is unreal. It seems like a cool way to meet a best friend for the rest of your life. I think so, especially like a cruise like this. So like you obviously are going to have to be a fan of the podcast and

Probably workaholics. Or curious. And most definitely Game Over Man. Yes, absolutely. I think you're going to... And then someone, the other person is also going to be a big fan. You guys are immediately going to have stuff to talk about. And dude, we went across the country to many, many, many different cities and states. We did. I want to be on you. And everyone we met was the exact same. Yeah. Yeah. Good people.

Yeah. From New York City down to Oklahoma City, everyone or Tulsa, everyone was kind of the same. Good vibes. And so if you if you bunk up with somebody from a faraway land, guess what? You're going to be hitting it off. Yep. You just found a best friend.

It's that easy. Yeah, well, you know what's fun? You know what's fun about the people that were fans of Workaholics, and this is important, is they're just us. There's just different versions of us. I can see in a crowd if they're a Ders fan or a My fan or a Blake's fan or just a fan of all of us.

You could really tell where they land on the trifecta. Yeah. And I can close my eyes and smell the Kyle fan. It's crazy. Yeah, it is pretty wild. You know what I mean? It is pretty crazy. We got a Kyle fan, huh? Water trash. Pachuli, ruby. Kyle fans are the type of people that just rub crystals on their armpits and expect to not have BO. Water trash. Love the guy. E.T.

Eats babies. Love the guy. I can't wait for the cruise. Yeah, it's going to be fun. I think it's going to be next level. I'm getting more and more excited by the month. Call me crazy. I'm kind of shocked by the talent that we got. Yeah, dude. I like us. I think we're fun, cool guys. But I'm also kind of shocked that some of the people who are joining us are joining us. Yeah, it's going to be really, really fun. Nick Swarton is one of my favorite comedians of all time. Hilarious. Yes.

When I first started to do stand-up at the... Improv? At the improv. And I had just moved there. And I wasn't even doing stand-up at that time. I just was literally working the door and was just watching. And...

Nick Swartzen would light that stage on fucking fire. He was so in his bag, dude. It was incredible to see. And then you go over to the comedy store and you see Bobby Lee and he also is bringing the heat. It's crazy. Also saw him nude a lot, which I'm hoping he busts. I think he might have stopped that. I think he might have stopped that. Really? But we're going to be in international waters. No. Anything happens. Yeah, anything. Anything. Anything goes. Awesome.

What was the... I'm trying to think of, like, the Nick Swartzen, like, CD that was the... It wasn't Seriously Who Farted, right? Because that one's really good. I think that one was a little later. That's a little later, right? It's a good question, though. The one where he's, like, shirtless and he's wearing a party hat. Which one was that one? Yeah, and he...

He has the one about, like, his joke about his funeral and how he would want to be, like, hung from, like, the rafters and shit. It's all very good. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I mean... Which is a great bit. Seeing him on Comedy Central back in the day, I remember being like, I think this dude's, like...

My age Because he also looked Hella young When he was young And seeing him just crush Well when he was young He would He He like popped off When he was like 19 years old On the Comedy Central Which is unbelievably young Yeah And then I mean he had that bit About his grandma Where he would go Nicholas Nicholas Nicholas Yeah He just is lifting milk And she's like You're the Strongest boy in the world You're the strongest boy In the world Nicholas Nicholas

The name of the album is Party. That's his first comedy album. What a ledge. Classic. Classic album. Dude. 2007. He's captain of the ship, baby. The Norwegian queen. Get on there. Yeah. I got a Norwegian flag Speedo. I think I got it on the tour. I'm going to have to be just in that. Yeah. I think that stays on. Your bottom doesn't change your top may, but your bottom has got to stay the same. Yes, sir.

Right away, sir. Aye aye, Captain. Aye aye, Captain. Hello. Gosh. And Mark, how do you say Mark's last name? Mark Consuelos. No. Yeah. We got Mark Consuelos. He's going to be Kelly and Mark. They're going to be doing Today Show interviews. Yeah. They're doing karaoke. Yes, points. All right.

Mark Ribble-ay, right? Yeah, dude. Dude, that guy brings the heat so hard. Oh, man. I can't wait to kick it with him. Like, he does, like, giant shows. He does giant shows. We're so stoked. He's super talented. Yeah. Super talented. Very hyped on that. He's ready to rock. I messaged him, and I was like, yo, awesome.

let's do this. And he's hyped. Yeah, cool. Oh, yeah. It's going to be a blast. And then Eric Griffin. So, you know, we're all sides of the fence. Eric Griffin will be bringing around our derbs. It's going to be awesome. I will say, I haven't seen Eric in a long time, but if we hit an iceberg, we can all jump on Eric for safety and sail him. Hello. We're not going down. This ship will float. Everyone grab a knuckle of hair. What?

Everyone grab a knuckle here. The size of ropes. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, no, Eric will hit me up when we talk shit on Eric on this podcast. He will hit me up and be like, man, come on. Why you gotta do me like that? Uh,

And I love it every time. Yeah. I'm like, it's because you and it's because you will hit me up and say stuff like that. That's why if if we didn't think that you wouldn't hear this and we're just talking shit, it wouldn't be fun. It would just be mean. That's sad. And we wouldn't do it. But the fact that we know that you will hear it, get upset and then reach out.

It makes us want to do it even more. The fact that we know your greasy ass is listening. Greasy. It warms our hearts. Yeah, it really does. Can't wait. Can't wait to be stuck on a boat with his ass. Can't wait. And maybe Blake might even post about it. I might. I'm hoping. I told Isaac I definitely will if he allows TK on the ship. I need Thomas Kellogg on the ship. But he's really trying to not let TK on the ship. I don't know why.

Let him have it. I was saying TK should be doing man on the street shit. I think that'd be amazing. I think he should just be a guest karaoke performer or something. I think he should dress as a dunking genie and just literally be on the court dunking a basketball all day. I don't know if he likes talking about that. I don't know if he likes talking about that anymore. Right.

I think that's all he likes talking about. We got to have TK on the boat. And like he's doing food shit now. We got to get him food vlogging on it. Yeah. Isaac just wrote in the chat. Isaac, by the way, there's a love hate with Isaac and TK. Yeah, I don't know what the pushback is. Because he's like, TK came to my birthday. How did that happen? Because he's your friend, man. He's known you for 20 years. I just want to party. He didn't want him there, apparently. I know, but I brought him.

I brought him. Sorry. And guess who else was holding you up on their shoulders? It was me and TK. And those pictures are fucking cool, Isaac. They are. And my wife weirdly was caressing TK's wet, bald head in a video that Wendy posted. I was like, what happened there? I must have been off at the time.

I was intoxicated. Dude, he has a beautiful voice. He might have serenaded her. I don't know. He's got some pipes on him. Dude, I just saw a meme the other day that was like, you ever fuck up so bad with your girl you wish you could sing? And I was like, God, that's funny.

I wish I could. You could patch up a lot of stuff. Do I ever cross your mind? I try, but... Please don't stop the music. Doesn't do anything for Glover. Please don't stop the music. It has to be McKnight. You can only drop some McKnight. Shut the fuck up! Yeah, definitely. McKnight will get you there. Any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams? Any standbys? Any...

I definitely want to stand by all my girls at Costa Mesa Hooters. I'm really bummed we're closing. Man, it's been a great run. Sissy, Janessa,

And this is the one off the freeway. Off the freeway. That's connected to the hotel. By the La Quinta Inn, which me and Akko, who Akko will also be on the cruise, Atiba and Akko, will have a night where they DJ. Dude, I love it. Me and Akko went to Isaac's party together. We debated staying at that La Quinta Inn, but we heard from. You got your asses home. Yeah, we got our asses home. And that was the right decision because that La Quinta Inn is shady.

Shady aftermath. Yeah, most freeways directly off the freeway are... Most hotels next to a Hooters. Yeah.

I'm like, what fucking thing sucks? Yeah, it's a cool little one-two combo. And also at night, it's an hour. If you have a driver, you know, it's not that bad. Yeah, we did it right. We did it right. We pulled the ripcord at the right time. I left right when I went into the class of 47 bathroom and Isaac was actually puking in the bathroom. Not to blow up your spot, Isaac.

I should have I swallowed all the alcohol and kept it down I should have I was hungover my boat was parked like such an asshole I think you I think we jumped out while it was still moving dude this is cool it's just floating in the bay see ya

See ya. Donkey! Adam, real quick, I just want to circle back to, and this can be, you know, not what we end on, but we don't need to get into it. Okay. Talking about the guy who rolled up on the, and called you the F word. What's the thing you screamed at somebody when, like, you got in a bumper fender thing, and you were like, I'm having the worst day ever, or something? No, you said, I kept screaming, and...

Fuck it! This guy was like honking at me or something. I forget exactly what had happened, but I got out of my car and...

I like, maybe I took my shirt off, which used to be like my go-to. Right. But then, but then I was started screaming like, you have no idea what kind of day I've had. Right. Um, which by the way, my day was fine. Yeah. I had nothing bad had happened. I think that could work. That could work though for this. And then he got out of his car and he was like,

dude, chill out. And I'm like, fine, whatever. And I get back in my car and then he pulls up next to me and goes, hey man, I'm a fan. And drove off. And it took me down 11 pegs. I felt so bad. If he said I used to be a fan. How about, maybe if we're talking pegs, how many more pegs down? Yeah, that would have hurt. I would have been like, wait, wait, wait, wait. I would have definitely tried to repair that. Mmm.

Yeah, because you need every fan. Is that what you're... Yeah. I just don't like people being mad at me. That's one thing I... No, I didn't like it. I did not like it. And I was like...

Yeah, I felt very, very bad. That's when I go, hey, get in line, asshole. That being said, he did honk at me, so he's dead to me. Fuck him. Fuck that guy. Thanks, Newsome. Goddamn. Thank you, Gavin. Thanks, Gavin. By the way, met him in person. Very charismatic. Yeah, gotta be cool. Didn't want to like him. He's hella hot, too. Super thick dick. Yeah, you can tell.

He's probably got a hog. You can tell. Oh, remember when I broke my chair? That was crazy. Oh, yeah. That was wild. We're back when. I've just been sitting on a- So any take-backs, any apologies, any unpicked plans? I'm good to go, dude. I'd love to take back the fact that I broke this damn chair because I don't have another chair that spins like this, damn it. But maybe I switch to X-Men mode. Maybe you buy a chair that is in vintage plastic.

What the hell happened? This is crazy. Age 10 years vintage plastic. Dude, this thing is tight. I liked this thing. It is cool. Hey, will you take your pants off and then walk in front of the camera with that in front of your dick?

Dude, we need more YouTube followers. Just take your pants off and walk in front of that with your dick. No. Any take back. Dude. This does not block enough. Oh, yeah, it would. What are you talking about? It's actually not big enough. Put it in front of the camera. Okay. Put it really in front of the camera. Okay. Oh, we can't see shit. Take your pants off. Closer, closer, closer. Take your pants off. And now walk by fully nude. Oh, we can't see. We can't.

I see something. And Adam, when it happens, just blow. Go. I think we can blow it over. See? I mean, are you doing it? What are you doing? Did you do it? I don't know. Never mind. Oh, shit. Okay. Now I don't have pants on. Oh, good. And that was another episode of... This!

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