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40-year-old men winking their buttholes. Hipster with the toast. I want to suck the Undertaker's dick. Ga-ga-ga-garnetian cock. Let's go. Ha ha.

We're friends. We are buddies. We're pals. We still enjoy each other's company. You guys are so funny.

You guys are funny, you know? What a great... Let's just say I'm opening the water about this one. There we go. Liquid death. This dude's treating himself to some liquid death. Sparkle style. Mmm.

Pod sponsor. He's got the black can. Yeah, baby. Hell yeah. Bubbles in my tubble. What was that laugh all about, huh? What the hell was that? Just a little joke off pod. Off pod joke. We brought it on the pod. It leaked onto the pod. Yeah. Hey, I'm not going to tell what it's about, though. I'll tell you that. Yeah.

I'll tell you, it feels good to just yuck with my buddies. Fellas, that one's for us, okay? We're going to keep that one private. Secrets do make friends. We might have to release that on Patreon or some sort of My Fans Only. My Only Fans. To find out what the guys were chuckling about right before the show started. Still chuckling. Hey, $10. Follow us on...

PAMS only. Oh, that's a good idea. Do we start a Patreon and then release our Tasteful Nudes? Yeah. Okay. Wait, you're back to the nudes? I thought we were talking about releasing Tasteful Jokes that we're laughing at. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm saying if we're really trying to make some money off Patreon. Well, and also if we want to be like just free to read.

really say what we want we can do it on patreon i feel so restricted we should do the opposite on patreon go only tasteful jokes all just it's a g-rated version of the pod yep we really clean up uh well i did say right right off the pod right before we jumped on don't tell them don't tell them i've

We weren't laughing at this part, though. Well, this is not what we're laughing at. Right. This is serious. You're charged for that. We should clean our act up, guys, because the last three or so episodes, it's been real cum heavy. Yeah. We've been talking a lot about cum. Well, sure. Yeah. Mung heavy. And munging, which is real gross. I think I crossed a professional line when we were talking about munging. I don't know that I want to go there anymore. Hey. Yeah.

Oops. Winning. Kyle, you didn't. You filmed my actual asshole. Right. It's not a personal. Well, yeah, that was blurring the boundaries between personal and professional. Personal, I'll talk about munging with you all day. Professionally, I don't want to bring it up again. Okay. Then we won't. Guess what? We didn't bring it up. Yeah, you're the one who did. You currently are the one who just brought it up. Yeah, what the fuck, dude? Oh, boy. Just being clear.

Right. Dude, and that's living on this podcast. We'll get you. You brought it up, bastard. Dang, you got me. What? Dang, should we stop swearing? Dang it, guys. No more swearing. Try it. All right. Try it? Yeah, try it. We'll have a swear jar. Hey, Will Smith doesn't swear on his records. Ooh.

Well, Pim. I do, so fuck him and fuck you too. Adam cursed. Adam cursed. Eminem did. I was quoting Eminem. Do you guys want to start with a G-rated subject that I need your guys' help with? Yeah. Yeah, sure. It's a real hot-button topic. It's very important. Is it charged, or what are we thinking here? Is G for fucking ginormous cum load? Oh, no. Dude, I need your guys' help because today I went out for breakfast. Is it for gargantuan cum?

Gargling balls. All right. What is it? What is it? I went out. Okay. With you guys, though. It's always that with you guys. Anywho. I had a late call today. So I ended up going out for a little. It's a call time. It's a call time. It's a call time. So I got to have a nice little sit down breakfast.

I ordered myself avocado toast, which I'm a huge fan of. Hipster. Yeah, you are. You're a young millennial girl. Yes. Hipster with the toast. I've got some avocado toast stuff I'd like to talk about as well. But basically what threw me for a loop is so the waiter asked me, how would you like your egg?

Okay? The waiter asked me how I... And I panicked, fellas, because I only know one way to cook an egg. What? Did you say scrambled? I said scrambled. Oh, boy. How do you got... On your avocado toast? I need help, guys. How do you...

How do you remember egg styles? Why don't you just say over easy? I don't know any other style except scramble. Over easy? Is there yolk on your face? Well, first of all, I will say that Blake is hands down the worst orderer.

When it comes to ordering food. Great observation. He will always choose something. Either he'll just copy you, whatever you did. He's like, okay, yeah, if that's good, I'll do that. And you're like, well, okay, there's a whole menu here. Or he'll choose something. He's like, you know what I'm thinking? The corned beef and hash or something that you're like, what? That's a great. Yeah. How's your shrimp po' boy at this Mexican restaurant? Yeah, that's what it'll be. It'll be like, you know what? Maybe it is 94 degrees. Maybe a hot bowl of chili.

And you're like, ah. And then always without fail, it comes to the table and he says, ah, I biffed it. I really did. It's like, dude, stop biffing your order. Or he won't order. He'll be like, nah, I'm actually not hungry. I ate something. And then he'll be like, are you going to finish that sandwich? And you'll go, no. And he'll just house it. I'm resourceful, bitch. I'm the vulture of the crew, dude. That's true. Clean up crew. You're a snack vampire. Yeah.

I apologize for an early apology for eating any food of yours that you guys didn't want. But if you were going to throw it away, me eating it is kind to the environment. Yeah. Also, Blake, just take a moment and visualize it. You've got avocado toast coming and you're putting scrambled fucking eggs on the toast. What are you supposed to put on it? I've never ordered it and I never will. I would put an over easy. It's a poached avocado.

It's a poached egg. That is the standard on avocado taste. That's a good idea, too. I love that. That sounds great. Well, I'm anti-poaching, so...

I'm pro. I'm pro poaching. No points. But what are the other ways that eggs are prepared other than hard-boiled? I know that one. That's like... Okay, first of all... You came out of the gate with hard-boiled? I think that is it. Hard-boiled. I know two ways. We've already said a couple. We've said over easy. It's over easy. It's over medium. It's hard-boiled. Over hard-boiled.

Sunny side up. What does that mean? Okay, what does over medium mean? That sounds like a steak, dude. That's consistency of the yolk. No, over medium is just the consistency of the yolk. On your fucking face, dog. Without an L. You're yelling about something that it makes you sound dumber when you get riled up. It's like, oh, you're telling me the sun comes up tomorrow too?

Even though it just came up. It just came up. It's going to come up tomorrow. I know hard-boiled, dog. Okay. When I get backed in the corner, I yell, and I realize that I backed myself into this corner, but still, I'm fighting my way out, dude. Hey, you should just stick to cock-a-mole cum, okay? That's the one thing you know. What's the type of eggs where it's kind of like cummy in the middle? See? See?

Here we go. There we go. And here we are. Oversleazy. That's the one that's like cooked. They open it in hot ass water. That's poached, right? Where it's like you drop it in the water and then the water cooks it together and it looks like cum baking. Okay. I'm so excited. Yeah, yeah. I'm in with you, Blake. I'm there with you, Blake. I like it. I'm sick of being like, you know, kid friendly. Yeah.

You've had your tipping point. Okay. You know who I would like to give flowers to? Mung, mung, mung, mung. Is our editor, is Mungy, is whoever came up with Mungy. Whoever came up with it. Unbelievable. No, is our editor, Todd, who in the last episode, we talked about Kyle's farts and we made him do a lot of crafty edit work. Yes. Oh, yes. That was very good. Bringing the farts back. And I, and we only have two on file right now. Oh.

But right now, if Todd could bring both farts back, just right now, just so we can hear them again. Yeah, is that possible? And we're back. And we're back. Yeah, hopefully I can add to it today. Oh, man. I hope I can add to it today. Oh, man. I'm sure you will. Hey, for you guys at home...

Kyle just really ponied up on the screen there. He's back. I hope I can make you guys proud with my fart sounds. Oh, gosh. Now he's performing for the clit. You are silence of the lambs. I like that Kyle's like, I just crossed a professional line in the sand. Yeah, you're the guy who farted on here. We talked about munging. As a professional, I don't want to walk down the street

down that road ever again. We crossed the line. Meanwhile, he's taking his microphone, shoving it up his ass. And then what the fans pointed out is that Kyle immediately took the mic from his ass after he farted and went right back to his mouth. Well, that shit doesn't bother me. That doesn't bother me at all. I'm here sitting in it. Might as well get the whiff of the purest form. Unreal.

Wait, might as well? Look, we've all definitely like... Well, you know a fart smells different straight out though. I know. We've all whiffed our own farts, but you just said might as well. Well, it's a better smell. What do you mean? It's a better smell. I have never done it and been like, well, I might as well get it fresh. I've been like, man, am I going to shit my pants? Let me get a little...

Guys, can I pivot back to avocado toast? I just want to make a point here. There's a real sliding scale for avocado toast when you order it, okay? Hipster shit. For those of you not aware, avocado toast... Signal me when you're not talking about it anymore.

I just want a G-level show, man. That's all. That's all I want today. Well, let's talk about more things that everyone else knows about and Blake finds utterly confusing. Yeah. What else you got on the dock there, bud? Ew.

What's spinning around up there, buddy? Hey, how about this? You know when you tie your shoe and then sometimes it's like on an angle? Sure, sure. Isn't that crazy? It's crazy. It's like the knot is on the side for some reason. What happened? Did I tie it further down the string? The knot has taco neck? Yeah, it's crazy to me. It's crazy. Wait, describe this in a little bit more detail for me up here. I'm not seeing this.

It's when you tie your shoelaces semi-correctly so the laces don't lay across. They kind of lay on an angle, on a slant. This is just something that everybody knows about. Shut up! Shut up! Yeah, I kind of got it. How about that? I think I kind of got it. That's good. That's worth exploring. Shut the fuck up!

Look, I was just upset because usually avocado toast is like around $14 and you never know what you're going to get. You could get a prepackaged like kind of a guacamole on top. Sometimes you get freshly sliced avocado with tomato. It's just it's really frustrates me, guys. What can I say? Hot button topic. Yo, is it as expensive here in California where they're readily available or is it like

super expensive in Brooklyn and well at California just everything's more expensive there in Southern California. Yeah. So sorry even avocados that are grown here as opposed to shipped to Atlanta. Well avocado toast is wildly wildly overpriced. It's a great snack at your house but a horrible deal at a restaurant. I agree.

I agree. So I don't know what you're doing ordering that. You should stop. My bad. Well, no, that's fine. Just, you know, he's spending his money in ways that make him happy. Yeah, he's rich. Hey, sorry, guys. I airballed another fucking order at a restaurant. My bad. Okay? Like, what? Do you want me to get Eggs Benedict or something? Yeah, sure. It's delicious. Can we talk about Adam...

If you guys at home would be surprised, Adam likes to order fajitas. I love fajitas. At Mexican restaurants. We're like, it's a whole thing. Like the person... Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You're not about to try to go at my boy for fajita orders because...

That's a dope move. They're not good. What? They're delicious. It's the best. It's the best. Not compared to other things on the menu. I disagree because I don't like cheese. I don't like cheese. And most other things are covered in cheese. So I don't really fuck with cheese that hard. You can't order something and say no cheese. Yeah, but I just like fajitas. Fajitas are dry. That's a bad take. Thank you, Anders. It's not a bad take. No, I'm with Durs. Oh, that's a terrible. What? You don't like fajitas?

They're dry. I think they're bullshit. Yeah. I think they're bullshit. Hold up, bitch. How often are you ordering fajitas? Well, Kyle is a contrarian. He doesn't like anything. No, no. I have a specific reason why I don't like fajitas. Okay. Then give it to us. Let's hear it. Because you have to fucking make your own shit at the table, dog. Thank you. That's fine. Thank you. Oh, my God. I don't go to a fucking restaurant to get the fixings put in front of me and then I have to make my own meal, player. Fuck.

You're not that guy, pal. You're not that guy. Sorry to get so charged. Sorry. That's fun to me. That's exciting. I never worked at a restaurant. Maybe you, I don't think you worked at a restaurant either from what I remember. What does that have anything to do with it? I love it. I never worked at a restaurant, so it's like a fun thing. It's like a novelty. Oh, so you're clocking in for sure. Yeah, it's like, okay, all right, give me a little high. Yeah, good. You're paying. You're paying to work. Okay.

Cool. Yeah, exactly. It's fun. It's your passion. Fajitas are your passion. That's also why I like Korean barbecue. I like putting the meat on the grill myself. I like flipping it over, like doing the whole thing. It's a fun event. What's the shit where you put it in the hot oil? Fondue. That's the only thing I'm fucking working for, dog. Fondue. Okay, relax. Why? Why does fondue get to skip the line in your fucking little... Because that's fun. That's fun. You're dipping it in hot oil. That is fun.

It's fondue. No, it's farm. Fondue is dipping it in cheese.

And chocolate. You're not dipping it in hot oil. No, there are versions of fondue where you actually cook your meat. Did you say chocolate? Fondue is cheese. It's also chocolate. There's chocolate fondue. You guys need to... Okay. Yeah. Right. Okay. It's the melting of something. Is that what we're saying fondue is? I think so. Fondue is dipping it into oil or chocolate or cheese, I think. I don't know about oil. I've never heard of dipping it in oil. You guys never had gum fondue?

So you're essentially just frying your own chicken? They give you like boiling hot oil that you... Yeah. You ever had a fondue set? Your parents never had a fondue set growing up? No, dude. My parents weren't rich. Sorry. Rub it in, dude. That's not what fondue is. What do you mean? What's fondue then?

What's fondue? Fondue is like a melted, like it's melted cheese or melted chocolate. And then you dip the thing in. What are you talking about? Frying food. But it's also considered fondue. Kyle, I used to have like fondue for my birthday every year. And there's several versions of fondue. One is like you cook your meat in a fondue pot. And this is why I fondon't. Blake, how old were you when you were doing fondue

Every year for your birthday, because I've known you for damn near 20 years at this point. Damn near 20 years. Well, yeah, it was in my youth. It wasn't like an old... I found out that cooking my food instead of just eating it and having it delivered to me, I do prefer. Here's a boiling hot...

Oil thing for your 12th birthday, son. But here's the other thing that's making me mad about Kyle. It's like fondue is the worst version of that. Fondue is the worst tasting of fajitas and Korean barbecue. Those are foreign. Yeah, so far they all suck. Okay, come at me, motherfucker. Korean barbecue is out of this world delicious. It's okay. Fajitas are insanely good. No, they're not. Fondue is kind of...

You must have a wet-ass mouth is what's happening. I think I do. Personally, I think I do have a really juicy wet mouth. Yes, sir. That's tight. That's why a lot of people call me the St. Bernard of comedy because it's just oozing. I'm a real slobber dog. I let it fly. So maybe that's it. Maybe it is dry and I'm able to...

give the saturation that it needs. Bro, maybe. You just pack fucking tortillas in the back of your mouth to just absorb your saliva. I love it. That's Adam's version of a burrito bowl. He just lines his mouth with tortillas and then he eats meat.

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Yo, you guys used to double wrap your Chipotle burrito, right? Remember that like life hack where you'd be like, uh, two tortillas, please. Why would you want that? So it wouldn't break, I think. That's how I did it, structurally. I mean, it would be protection for sure, but you would just double up to get twice the carbs up in there, dude. I just, hey, to be honest, back in my college days, I would eat two Chipotle burritos like a fuck.

I'm a fucking madman, dude. That's next level. I feel like I've always been just beating back obesity. So it's right there. Like it's on your porch and you're like, get out of here. I can't stop eating. Yeah, totally. I'm like, shoo, shoo, fly. I think I'm currently obese. I eat because I'm unhappy. You might be. Yeah, you could be. And that's okay. What did you say? I'm obese. Yeah.

Yeah, you're morbidly obese. Not morbid. I'm just obese. Let's chill. I don't think it's morbid. I don't like it. I think it's pretty morbid to me. All right. I'll work on it. I'm excited to see that belly hang at Lake of the Ozarks here in a few weeks. Oh, I'm wearing a t-shirt. You will not see me without a shirt on. No, dude. No, no, no, no, no. You are not going to wear a t-shirt. I'm going to wear a t-shirt that looks like a muscle dude. That's really funny. Well, that's funny. That's cool. That's the only way out. If you're not wearing that...

I'm stripping that shit off you. I'm bringing scissors. Hit the road. That's cool. I know. I'm like, are we getting a wakeboard? I was thinking about that today. We are going to wakeboard. Is that the one on the knees that you used to, that you were talking about? Oh yeah. Kneeboarding. Oh yeah. You want a kneeboard. No, you have to kneeboard. We've talked about this. I forgot. I forgot I was a kneeboarding champion already. That sounds so painful. I'm fucking copping you, dude. No shirt?

Only the four of them? I'm going to wakeboard. But mostly what I want to do is we're going to have four jet skis available. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. And they go 70 miles an hour. So here's the plan. Hell yeah. How many knots is that? Chicken. Let's play chicken.

Yeah, chicken, dude. Yeah, bro. Just go heads. Go heads up. You're joking, but we could get there. We will have helmets and shit. We could get some helmets. Dude, didn't you remember when we filmed Workaholics and we did that jousting on go-karts thing? Yes. And the whole thing was like, maybe Blake and I were pissed at each other. I can't remember.

And we were jousting at each other on go-karts from like just 50 feet apart, flooring it at each other. But obviously we had stunt guys snap in and do it for like the real thing because we were supposed to collide. And after you do a stunt, when you're done and they've kind of yell cut, like you put a thumb up to like let them know you're all good.

They yelled cut after these dudes collided, and one dude thumb up, other dude no thumb up. And they hit so hard. I think we're going to play that clip right now. Dude, loud. It's visual, but...

And so you guys at home, you just saw that clip. The sound of them hitting, man. It's crazy. Oh, dude. Like helmet to helmet. It was bad. That was one of our gnarliest stunts for sure. It sticks out in my mind. So what I'm saying is we could recreate that on the water where there's a chance of drowning. Okay. Yes. Do we do this? Points. Yes, points. Even...

Even more fun. Yes. Water points. So 70 miles an hour. Can you like, uh, I've seen people take jet skis and like catch some air off something and then dive them under the water. Have you ever seen people do this? Yeah. At the water world. Those are jet ski jet skis. You're talking about wave runners, right? Adams.

Yeah, that's right. There's no standing up. I mean, you can stand up on it, but it's not. These are not like Waterworld at Universal Studios. It's not a Universal City stunt show. Bummer. Bummer. Okay, don't ride them. No, I just thought we could do something fun, like make Waterworld or something. Maybe we can make Waterworld. Maybe we can pretend like we're in Waterworld. It will still be fun.

You can only go 70 miles an hour on these things. It won't be any fun. So we're going to have four jet skis. We're going to have a ski boat for wakeboarding and that kind of stuff. We're going to have a pontoon boat. Yes. Sorry, a tri-tune. There's an extra tune in there, guys. Whoa, tune up. Okay. Boom. And then there's a bass boat, too, in case one of us gets an itchy butthole and wants to go fishing.

Is that what you need? Yeah. What's the. Yeah. A little hair up your ass. You know, you get a little tingle and you're like, you know what? I need to get out there squirrelly in the morning. Dennis will take you out. That would be sick. I probably will be hung over. I won't want to get up at like 7 a.m. to go fishing. Right. Because that's when they bite. I won't be hung over, but I can't guarantee that I'm going to want to get up at 7 a.m. Yeah. True. All right.

I feel like that's the only way I have fished is hungover. Like after college, a buddy of mine owns like a little fishing getaway camp thing, like this little island. Cool gig. In Canada. Yeah, it's fucking sick. And he was like, oh, come on out to my family's fishing thing. And we went fishing. We just drank all night and then woke up at like 5 a.m.

And went fishing in the freezing cold in Canada. And it was cool. I'm still going to send it. It was very trying. I was like, this is cold and sucks. Yeah. Well, I just went fishing multiple days with my dad this past week in the Ozarks.

and I did it both ways. I did it hungover, and I did it not hungover. What was better? And I will say not hungover was a more pleasant experience. Okay, that makes sense. It was so hot. I was like, am I yak? Maybe I would feel better if I just yak'd real quick. Right, right. Chum the water. Yeah, and that's what my dad says. He was like,

you gotta chum the water. And I'm like, what's that? He's like, chum the water. And I'm like, I can't, I don't, I don't, I can't hear you, dad, burn. That shit's important. Yeah. Love it. Uh, yeah, he's gonna be a little, I know he's gonna be like, so pumped to see everyone. And classic divine maneuver is you go way too hard night one, and then, uh, you're kind of burnt out by the next night. Right. That's, that's gonna be Dennis. Uh, but I know he's gonna be frustrated because he can't, um, his voice is shot, uh,

And so he isn't going to be able to yell over us. And we all know that the only way in our friendship group, the only way to get any kind of attention or to steer the conversation in any way is just to be the loudest motherfucker. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Root. Root.

Yeah, kind of like that. I might bring him a bullhorn. Is that cool? Yeah, that'd be tight. That's a good call. Oh, yeah, that could be really cool. Let's give Dennis D the bullhorn. That would be sick. Hey, Siri, buy a bullhorn. Fuck you. For Dennis. I'll give you the address off the pod, and you can send it right there. There we go. I'm going to bring it on the plane. I'm going to bring it on the plane. Oh, they're going to love that. Oh! Let's send a ton of stuff to...

my parents' house in the Ozarks. That's a good idea. I'll send my hammock out there and maybe a tent or something. I have a feeling it's going to come to that. Oh, yeah. I love that for you. I think we are going to be covered with sleeping arrangements. I think it's going to be okay, guys. Own room? Own bathroom? What are we talking? Yeah. Do we have our own bathrooms?

Yeah. On the bathroom. Each a house? Yeah, each room has its own. My parents live in a Oprah-sized mansion. Which wing do I get? All right, cool. Hey, guys. All right, tight. I watched something the other day that made me think of all of us, but mostly Kyle and Blake who grew up. Oh.

In this milieu. Don't know what that means. I watched the A&E biography on Bret Hart. Oh, shit. Yeah, the Hart Foundation? Yeah. It was un-fucking-believable. Right.

What cool stuff did he do? Well, I mean, you know Bret Hart, the wrestler, correct? Right? Bret Hart is a legendary Canadian professional wrestler. Hit it big in the 90s and WWF. The 90s.

And he's part of a family, a renowned family. His dad was a big wrestler who had his own Canadian league that at one point he sold to Vince McMahon. Federation, if you will. Federation, thank you. He's one of 12 kids. All the dudes...

were either wrestlers and or referees, like professionally. They just all went into the business. All of the girls, women in the family married wrestlers. Yes. Okay? I love it. So his...

Fuck, I'm trying to remember his homie who he tag teamed with. His British Bulldog. Yeah. British Bulldog was his brother-in-law. Davey Boy Smith. Like they were family off outside of the ring. R.I.P.? Really? I think that happens a lot in wrestling. Like legacy is like a real thing. Right. I mean, look at The Rock. Yeah. Yeah. You get kind of shoehorned into it by your familia. Yeah.

And everybody was saying that he wasn't the most... He wasn't great at the talking and all that stuff, but he was so precise with his moves he was known as. The Hitman. The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be, the Hitman Bret Hart, baby. I said that. Yes, but he had something... He had a nickname called the fucking...

something of precision or something like that. He had just a sharpshooter was like his ender. That was his move. The sharpshooter was his move, but he was just... If you watch replays of him doing DDTs or whatever these moves are, you can see how he's protecting his wrestler. Even when he's slamming them, everything's cradled, so they will not... Nothing's going to happen to them. And then, of course, there's a tragedy of his way younger brother, Owen, who...

fell from the rafters when he was supposed to be lowered in. He fell from a fucking crazy... He was doing this shtick called... And did he die? Yes, he died during an event. They had to cut away cameras. He was doing this shtick as this guy called the Blue Blazer, and his whole thing was that he would fly in from the rafters

He hated the shtick. It was like mega corny. They weren't like giving him... Because Owen was like an insane wrestler and like a great villain and shit. Right. But they were kind of like making him all goofy and corny. And he ended up... The fucking rope snapped. He fucking fell the ring and...

died like man what a shitty way to die imagine like somebody falling from the top of staple center crazy down onto the ring yeah crazy because they fuck with those wires all the time man that's like just what that's like crazy story and then the whole sean michaels yeah that's yeah he's had every chapter of that dude's career is like mad michaels chapter

He was kind of basically on his way out. He said, let me get one last match with Shawn Michaels, the Heartbreak Kid. They had a legendary feud. But Bret was supposed to win the match before he left. But I guess Vince or somebody backstage was like, yo, Shawn, we're going to make him tap. Oh, fuck.

So Sean puts him in his own move. They'll be like, oh, it'll be crazy. Sean's going to put you in your move, the sharpshooter. And then you'll get out. You'll pin him. You'll win. So Vince McMahon is ringside. Sean Michaels puts him in the fucking sharpshooter. And you hear Vince go, ring the bell. And the guy fucking rings the bell. It's over. The ref just like walks off. And Bret Hart is like...

What? Fucking furious. The plate, it's over. Yeah. Shawn Michaels is like, hey, I want him out of here. Dude. And you just see like the reality on his face. He like spits on Vince McMahon. He's so fucking pissed. On his face. Yeah, he just goes. Dude. Wow. And then he went to WCW. And this is after he turned down a huge deal.

To go to WCW, it's crazy. It's a must watch. That is so nuts how much the wrestling lives blur with the theatrics. Yes, I didn't know. It is so cool, man. That's so attractive and so wild. How do they, where are the lines? So hot.

I want to fuck a wrestler. You know what I mean? Like anybody from the Hart family. I want to suck the Undertaker's dick. Yeah.

I want Jake Snake. Undertaker, he's in there. And they have like legit new wrestlers talking about him. And you could just tell that he was like that guy. And he would always give his sick shades. You're not that guy, pal. That guy hit it, Blake. You're not that guy, pal. You're not that guy, pal. Trust me. You're not that guy, pal. He has those wraparound stunner shades, right? Yeah. He would always go up to like a little kid and put them on. And they'd be like. They look insane.

But you know it made their fucking life. They were like, imagine if I could tell you guys I was one of those kids. To this day, I'd just be glowing. Brett the Hitman Hart gave me his shades. That'd be a good documentary right there. You interview a bunch of kids about where they are now after getting the shades. I mean, that's the start of a movie that we would all watch. It's this kid who peaked at age 11 and

getting a cool wrestler's sunglasses? That's like, dude, I want to interview any kid that's ever won a Global Guts trophy and be like, where is the trophy now and where are you? Because I feel like I've seen... Where's the piece of the aggro crag? Yeah, that's the crag. I feel like I've seen the aggro crag for sale on eBay. Yeah, it is. And I'm like, who gave it up? Was it Wild Mike? Right. Like, come on. Who's Wild Mike? You always had to make up a nickname. That was part of it. It would be like...

uh steven crazy legs but what's the last name yeah but michael malley was the host so it was a little confusing right there you know and then mo back to mo yeah back to mo blake's coming in hot this podcast he really is maybe it was like crazy mo or wild mo yeah he's like steven crazy legs what's the last name can't think of a last name randall

Anderson guys how do eggs work I'm confused as to breakfast foods you get the hard-boiled and the easy all that do you understand it now or like did we make it when you get back on set and you have people writing for you then you get back into reality you're like I don't know what to say yeah I got I got nothing I literally have nothing

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I watched a documentary on the plane about those Duke lacrosse players who were charged with – not charged, but they were brought up on charges for raping this girl. Oh, right. Wait. What did you read about it? Why? I watched the 30 for 30 documentary. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I had forgot about – I was just like, oh, yeah, all those rapists. Yeah.

Those guys were rapists. But she made it up, I guess. And then it came out that she had just made it all up. Right. Yeah. So you're, so you're a huge Duke lacrosse fan. Goodbye. No, no. I was just so confused by it because I, I didn't hear that they had made it up. Well, that's the problem is that you thought, right, exactly. And so I think they like sued or something, you know, um,

Oh, imagine – yeah, that would be – I mean that would be the absolute worst thing in your life to have that happen to you. I mean, well, no, but also being raped would maybe be the worst thing ever. Yes, that would be very terrible. Right. There's that. But what you're saying is that would be a bad situation. Yeah, that would be a horrific situation. And now forever, like if you – if your dream was to – you're a lacrosse player and it was to go to Duke.

Or you're the next generation of Duke lacrosse player. You're like, you have to transfer. You have to go somewhere else. You know what, though? Kind of and kind of not. Because I've seen dudes rocking Duke lacrosse hats as like a, oh, check me out. That's disgusting. See, I've seen that too. That's a disgusting habit. But it isn't disgusting because these guys weren't rapists. No, but they're doubling down on a couple things, which is... I just say we're...

Just wear a plain old Duke hat. Like, you don't have to do that. Unless they're, like, advocating for, like, hey, like, check back in. See what happened with that case. Like, these people were wrongly accused. It was, like, a terrible thing. You want the hat to say all that? Yes, I want the hat. Dude, there's shit all over hats now. It's a big fashion thing. You can put lots of graphics on the hat now. It's all over print shit. Wow.

What happened? Sorry, guys. I don't want to dig too deep, but I really don't know what's going on. Oh, yeah. No, we're not going to go back into it. No way. What's your favorite 30 for 30, though? They were falsely accused of rape. Oh, I like Matt Hoffman, I think. He was like an ex-gamer. That was cool. Okay. Unbelievable 30 for 30. That was a great one. Cool. Yeah, if he fell again, he was going to have a fucking brain trauma.

Dude's cool. Are we taking... Like, are these Olympics actually going to happen or do you think they're going to get canceled? Durs, I know you've got Olympic fever or do you not? Are you kind of... Oh, everybody's coming out with COVID? I cannot wait for...

for the games. The games to begin. I mean, you know, look, look, for somebody who comes from a sport where you really only truly get to shine as far as like the world stage for gen pop every four years, this is it. I mean, there's world championships, but like,

Nobody knows that nobody outside of the world of swimming or track and field like knows that shit. This is it. I'm pumped. I love watching all these sports across the board. I find it so fascinating. Of course, basketball and these, these sports where you make gazillions of dollars are off the chain, but there is something to these guys who don't make any money. You know, they have like the, they work at home Depot between these, uh, Olympic games and all that kind of shit sometimes, but,

And they still do it. And not that that makes it better or more interesting, but it's a whole other facet to being a professional athlete that I think is pretty rad. Right. But what about the layer of like, I was seeing like 80% of people who are currently living in Japan are like, we don't think we should have the games here. They're kind of like, eh.

let's do it another year or whatever or push this shit right i feel like even before covid and coronavirus people were like we're not ready for the games like ever like they don't have the infrastructure they get the contract eight years before whatever and then they forget right tokyo's got the infrastructure yeah tokyo can handle so theirs is only about the covid that's why they don't think they should i think that's the main thing yeah yeah because they're not backs there

They're kind of still developing a Japanese vaccination there. Oh, I see. Oh, really? Pfizer didn't... They're not... They didn't just pick up the Pfizer shit? I've heard they're not interested. They want to kind of develop their own. Hmm. Okay. Hmm.

No, sir, I don't like them. Interesting. Well, then, yeah, if I was them, I wouldn't want the games there either. They're like, yo, we were way behind. We did not figure this shit out. Don't come here. No, don't bring that to the doorstep. Yeah, I guess I totally get what they're saying. But also, why? I mean, I guess I don't understand that at all. Like, why...

It's a global pandemic. It's just the race to who figures it out first. Sometimes it is. Sometimes – yeah. And technically, wasn't it like some Germans? And if you're worried that like, oh, they're going to – Americans or whoever developed it is going to poison us with this vaccine, they can do the tests themselves.

From the from the vaccine. Right. Right. They could actually see if it was a problem before they committed to not taking them. I think it gets complicated because there's also like aspects of like national. Well, there's monetary, but there's also like national pride and being able to come up with your own. Yeah.

Sure, but I mean national pride has to take a back seat when people are dying all over the place. Okay. Hey. Hey. Come on. I don't disagree. There we go. Let's get real. Hey. This is important. Guys, we're so charged. Yeah, it feels like we're really having mature conversations today, and I like that about us.

But the fans won't come. I can't fucking wait, though. I mean, what is the opening ceremony going to be? Because, like, I remember if you're an athlete and you have something, like, big the next morning, you just skip it, right? But, like, who wants to go out there and be around all those people for that long?

And I mean, you got to be rocking a mask, but like, even so like, fuck that. I'm going to just be awesome. You'll find me on the blocks. That's the first place you'll find me. So you're saying if you were in the Olympics, you wouldn't be partying all night and then hitting the blocks hungover. This is it. Eyes on the prize. You party as soon as you're done. As soon as you're done, you go. I mean, but that's what like,

MJ and the Dream Team, they just got hammered and gambled all night every night. Well, that was a little different. But what about your boy? Who's the guy who's all like, Gia? What was that guy's name? Oh, Ryan Lochte? Party Animal? Yeah, remember his whole saga? The Pride of Swimming? Remember his whole saga where he was in Brazil partying and they had him on videos? He said the Duke University lacrosse team. Yeah, he lied and said he got stuck up.

Got the story. That was a fucking shit show. Unreal. I was like, when it happened, I was like, what? Like, some things just don't add up. You know what I mean? When you hear something publicly, you're like, I don't know about this. And I know a couple of those dudes who he was with because...

The Golden Goggles, which is like the SPS for swimming. Yeah, no. The Golden Goggles is like there's no other awards other than swimming awards at the Golden Goggles. Right. Does it go into lacrosse? Does it go in? Sorry, like water polo. He's got lacrosse on the money. Water polo. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's USA Swimming, like the organization's awards. So it's everybody who has swam and represented for the U.S. Right. Each year.

It's not all water sports like synchronized swimming. It's just purely racing. There was no awards for synchronized swimming or diving. Is there awards? That'd be cool. I'd like to practice our sync swimming thing in Ozarks if we could. For sure. I'd have to. So how long is this award show? I mean, I feel like it can't be that long. How many races are there to give awards out for? Yeah.

It's not that long. It's a couple hours, but it's like, it's nerd prom. It's basically just... That seems like a long time. Right. It's an excuse for like swimmers to get dolled up and then kind of meet and greet with like people who donate money and stuff. So like if you give a bunch of money, you get to sit at a table with like Katie Ledecky and like eat pork chops or whatever.

Hey, which even with you saying like swimmers to get dolled up, because yeah, like everybody's got to wear those dumb caps. Like you want to see their actual hair. Like I do. You're like, damn, they all have really good bodies. But what's the hair situation? What's under the cap? What's under the cap? And they're not wearing makeup because water. Yeah.

The chlorine has just ruined all of their hair. By and large, hair's not great. Hair needs work. Yeah, it's a pretty shitty hair. Not everybody's rocking... God, there was like some shampoo back in the day for swimmers that was pretty... What was it called? I'll come up with it later. Right. Ultra Swim. Ultra Swim shampoo. Go ahead. Riveting. Guys, update on the...

Ultra-swinged shampoo. The Duke lacrosse case. Okay. Is this like live update? This is me just learning about an update. So the girl that accused these guys of rape, and it was like a huge thing, as it should have been, but it was a huge thing, and then found out she lied. She was convicted of murder. She stabbed her boyfriend to death. What?

What? When? Before or after? Afterwards, in 2013. Well, what happened to her after she got caught lying? Was there any penalty? Didn't she lie under, like, oath or whatever? I don't fucking know. Yeah, it doesn't look like she... Was the lie part of that story a truthful thing? Or is that like a... Yeah, did that cause the murder? Guys, I'm just reading the Wikipedia, but I just thought that was an insane... And it goes back to the bachelor party.

No, it doesn't. No, it does not at all. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't go back to the bachelor party. It does. Okay. Let me explain. So Blake and my other best man, sorry, Zach. I'm your best man? Oh, my God. Wait, what? Stop.

Oh, my God. Zach and Kyle were like, we're going to get strippers and they're going to come to the house. And I was like, I don't know. We're like in our 30s now. I'm like, I don't need that. I'm not like a 22-year-old guy. Like I've seen strippers, blah, blah, blah. It's totally fine. We don't have to do that. And then literally I was having this conversation with them. And then I flew that day and saw this thing. And I'm like, Jesus Christ, I'm never going to go near a stripper ever again in my life. Oh, was she a dancer?

She was a dancer and she came to their house. Okay. And she came to their, like they're basically their frat house and danced and then like freaked out and left and said that she was raped. And, and then all the low cross guys like, no, she wasn't. And then it was just a firestorm of people being like, what really happened? Fuck you. And then it came back that there was like, she went and got tested and all this. And then it came back that nothing happened.

had happened and she admitted that she lied. Well, honestly, I think I could have a blast just fishing with your dad, watching Men in Black. Like, that sounds really fun to me. Dude, that's what I'm talking about. So my pitch is we don't hire any strippers, but we do place bets and whoever loses said bets...

Oh, okay. I thought it was just going to be high stakes best. I'm down for high stakes bets, but like I said, I'm going to be wearing a t-shirt pretty much the whole time. So if you want to... Are you? If you want me to porky pig... Yeah, dude, I want to see something, Kyle. Yeah.

If I can porky pig the strip, then I'll do that. So what we're going to do is we're going to make just bets on anything going throughout the three slash four days. And if you lose that bet, you have to take an article of clothing off and never put it back on again. Is that what you're saying? What?

ever again ever like so what about the plane ride like like to get back on the plane like even to get back on the plane if you're butt naked you're butt naked and you got you live like that now good luck renting a car no it ends as soon as you uh get out of the car and and enter the airport then you you're allowed to put all your clothes back on kind of bulky but i consider it a carry-on

So you just have to explain it to your Uber driver on the way to the airport. He'll get it. That's it. That's the biggest hurdle. Kyle, there's not going to be any Uber drivers on the way to the airport. Yeah, it's three hours away. I heard. It's fucked up. It is fucked up. It is fucked up, admittedly. I like how that's Adam's rationale. Adam's rationale isn't that you're not going to be naked. It's that there's no Uber drivers.

Look, don't worry about those Uber drivers. You will be naked. I'm fine with it. I want my parents to feel like that they have to move after this bachelor party weekend. That's cool. They can never view their home as a home again. Well, they're like, the neighbors are like, oh, did they bring strippers over or something? And like, did something weird happen? And my parents were like, no, actually, actually worse. It was just these 40-year-old men winking their buttholes at each other.

for a weekend. Maybe I'll reach out to Speedo. Should I reach out to Speedo and get some bachelor party Speedos made for the gang? Yes. Please. Men in black Speedos. A thousand times yes. Please. Speedo Rap, I know you're listening. Shout me a holler, Don. If we could get a gang of liquid death, because I'm going to want to stay hydrated because we're going to be doing a lot of dehydration. You are. And then also we got Ashland coming through. They're going to give us like a palette of

Hard seltzers. Yay! And if we got to go anywhere specialized, just send those bikes to the Ozarks, and I guess we'll use them there. Whatever works for you guys. Yeah, sure. And then Hot Pockets, I like to eat those as well. Those are delicious. Totino's Bagel Pizzas, come on through. Father's Pizza, or whatever the fuck it was called. Papa Murphy's. Papa Murphy's.

Bro, Papa Murphy's forever. The fact that you haven't heard of Papa Murphy's is so weird, Durs. Never heard of it. It's not like it's a small chain. It's a giant. I understand. It's the best. It's the best pizza you could ask for. It's the best. It's the best. Thank you, Blakey. It's delicious, man. It is. It is. It absolutely is. Thin crust. It's a thin crust. They load it with whatever. Come to Chicago. They have that in Chicago, too. Papa Murphy's rocks.

You got to make it yourself, though? Yes, you do have to put it in the oven. Or you don't make it yourself. Oh, yeah. Kyle, Mr. I don't like to make fucking a fajita and a fucking tortilla, but I'll bring my pizza home and I'll fucking turn the oven on. God damn. The hypocrite.

on this podcast. You guys are dumb as fuck. There's clear lines here. Just be consistent. Fondue? Okay, let me clear it up, motherfuckers. Fondue is something you do at home. I'm not at a restaurant. It's fun for me to pretend like I'm a restaurant. They do do it at restaurants. Oh, so the whole thing for you is to have your house become a restaurant.

If I'm at home, it's fun. Have you heard of the melting pot? Have you been to the melting pot, motherfucker? Okay, yeah. If I'm at home, it's fun for me to pretend I'm at a restaurant. You are so dumb. But if I'm at a restaurant, I don't want to pretend I'm a fucking restaurant. Okay? Like, it's easy.

It's easy. I don't want any take backs or apologies. Kyle, if you don't apologize to fajitas, I'm fucking showing up at your door with a fondue pot and throwing it in your face. I don't like them.

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Yeah, with fajitas, I like it. Duras came at me like I'm a fucking asshole for loving fajitas. You are. They're the most, one of the most popular things at Mexican restaurants. They're delicious. They're great. They're delicious. And you get to put exactly what you want on it, the exact amount that you want on it. Oh, why don't you cry about it? You know what I like at a Mexican restaurant? What? A wet burrito. Okay?

Yo. Wow. Good for you, dude. Good for you. Hey, Todd, can you drop the fart noise right now, please? Yeah. Drop the fart. That's what I like. Oh, my God. Talk about like the buildup and the no delivery. Wow.

The fact that this guy came through with wet burrito. A wet burrito. God, just come on. Hey, you know what's the second worst thing after the fucking fajita? A wet burrito. Eat his shit, man. You fucking asshole. No, that's not good at all. So what do you get that's so delicious, Ders? Yeah, Ders, you high and mighty motherfucker. Holier than thou.

What do you get? Come down from your mountain down. Oh, I don't know. These things called tacos. Tacos? Get the fuck out of here. Well, that's essentially what fajitas are, dude. That's what they are. No, fajitas are dry tacos. Just shut your mouth.

Big yapper. Tacos, fajita, burritos, tostadas. They're all the same ingredients packaged differently. That's what they are. Kyle, you probably eat tostadas. Get the fuck out of here. I do like to eat the bowl. It's a salad. I do like to eat the bowl. I'm not going to lie. Dude, I think that's hella cool. Kyle wonders why he's obese. He's like, I'm eating a salad. Yeah. I eat.

because i'm on i like foods where you can eat the bowl although i'll crush a fucking bread bowl dude dude i'll shout out a very specific fajita right now don cuco's shrimp fajitas are so fire if you're in the la area my goodness gracious that is like that's some good damn eating those rocks el compadre rocks el compadre and on a scale of dry as a rock to just wind blowing in your mouth where that

No, no. This is wet, wet, juicy. This is wet, wet, juicy. Well, the only thing I will say, the only thing. Let's keep it real. You guys know what I'm talking about, right? The only thing that is dry is sometimes, not all the time, sometimes the chicken is dry. Do you know why it's dry? The steak is never dry. It's never dry. I know why it's dry. Do you know? Wait, I love this. Do you know why it's dry? Yeah.

I know why it's dry. Oh, please raise your hand, you dumb fuck. Why is it dry? I know why it's dry. Why is it dry? Because it's done. The meal is done and they bring it out to the table and it continues to sit there and fucking cook. Okay, wow. The setup. It's overcooked, man, because you fucking brought the kitchen to your plate, you dumbass. Oh, you are fucking. You're a dumbass.

You're a stupid dumbass. This dude is hammering you to the wall. Kyle's not only my favorite actor, he might be one of my favorite comedians too. Just his delivery is so spot on every time. I like how he's playing with how close he gets to the camera. All of a sudden we drop a few visual things on our Instagram and now Kyle's performing for the camera. Guess what you three are going to be doing next?

What? What? Performing to the camera. I just cracked the seal, bro. Oh, you're light years ahead? I just cracked the seal, play with the medium, and then you guys will follow. Yeah, this is some real groundbreaking shit, Kyle. You're blowing my fucking mind right now. I know. Yeah, Kyle, this is great. It blew my fucking mind.

in mind. I can't wait to watch your A&E bio. It's going to be off the charts. This is a form of art and Kyle is mastering it and we're watching it in real time. I love this guy. You see that? That's art, baby. He's so talented. Yeah, do it from... Go way in the back corner of the room and talk and it'll be the same audio. Fajitas were never the same after that podcast. Dude, I have ideas. I have ideas for how I'm going to use this medium and you guys are going to be like, what the fuck? What are you on? Hey,

Let's hear it. You guys are going to be like, wow. Hey, you guys wanted a visual podcast. Now you got it. Look what you got. Oh, look. Blake's doing a Blair Witch Project or something. Yeah. Look at who's doing it second. Look who's doing it second. Yeah. I'm picking up the torch. Daddy breaks the mold and Blake follows. Uh-huh. Come and ride the train. Yeah.

And Ryan... That was good. I like that. This episode is off the rails. So for everyone at home, Blake just crawled onto the floor hiding and jumped out at us. Freak me out.

I think I told you guys this before the podcast started, but the AC broke in my rental house that I'm renting here in Charleston. It is, I think like it was 82 degrees when I stopped. It's so fucking hot right now. You got a fan? You got some fan action? No, I don't own a fan.

You should go hit a box fan from like CVS or something. I should have today. I was, he was supposed to come like all day. So what time is it? It's like, it's nine o'clock. You can still go. I would go just, it's a $20 box. No. See what's nice is my bedroom. Actually the AC, there's multiple different,

uh yeah ac units so just the one in the main living room kitchen dining room area is busted so it's no no if i haven't been real chatty today it's because i'm absolutely fucking miserable right now when i was a kid we have like we had a pretty big house but like rich boy we had one one air conditioner we had a very tall house it was three stories

Well, you have a tall family. That's true. Makes sense. Actually, I'm four inches taller than everybody. Yes, punch!

points. But my dad would build this tarp thing that would like section off the stairs to go up and down stairs. And then so like the second floor, we would all just sleep on the second floor with the AC thing was like on the landing in that window and it would blast it up. And then we would all just have fans in the doorway and

into our respective bedrooms and it was a, I was living a nightmare. Dude, it would be so hot. I'm living a nightmare. Yeah, AC used to not be a big, like that big of a deal. My parents didn't have, I was like 10 or something when they finally got air conditioning. Yeah, me too. I had moved out of the house. Yeah, I went to college. Yeah, and it was just like a window unit in the living room and then our bedrooms were just absolutely fucked. Mm-hmm.

And you had to sleep with the windows open. Everything is fucked! Everybody sucks!

Everybody sucks! Double. I mean, you had an old house, right? Our house was built in like fucking, I don't know, 1920 or something. Yeah, no, our house was, it was like in the 1800s. It was an old farmhouse in Iowa. I meant 1720 for me. It was really old. Yeah. Old and tall. Dude, mine was like 15. My house was a wigwam. Oh, yeah. Ew.

It was like one of those, it was a longhouse, Navajo longhouse. Very, very, very old. You say home, I say cave. I lived in a cave. We had a little fire we made. The cave was my home. I lean to, so. Adam, was that the house you had where you had a room specifically made for your BB gun, like a little rifle range?

Is that the same one? Yeah. It was like a... It was super old house. And I guess it used to be like a B&B. And so like there was just tons of like other rooms that were just kind of oddly shaped. Yeah.

because it was a super old house that they just would be like, okay, we'll split this room in half and make this weird little room. And like staff quarters and stuff. I guess so. And so I had like a BB gun room, which is pretty tight. And I definitely locked myself in an old refrigerator down there and definitely thought I was going to die. Like definitely my mom was like, don't do this. It's very dangerous. And then I was like, me and my friends were shooting each other with BB guns in this room. And I tried to hide from the bullets and,

in the refrigerator and was like if my buddy wouldn't have let me out i would have uh for sure suffocated that's just one of the many times i almost died was it on or was it just like down there like was it plugged in yeah no it's just down there it was like they needed to throw it away yeah you couldn't get rid of that yeah yeah for sure your parents were like so there's a death trap down here don't crawl into it we're not gonna get ready not it it would be so fun to crawl into it and it would be so cool but don't do it don't do that at all

Don't do it. Don't even try it, even though it'd be super fun. Did you ever lock your sister in there? No, I didn't. I wasn't mean like that. I would normally try to make my sister...

Because she really wanted to hang out with me and my friends. So we would be like, oh, you have to initiate by climbing up. Specifically, it was – you had to climb up this ladder to a balcony in my garage and then walk across this beam that connected the garage door to this balcony. Then turn around on that beam, jump the eight feet across, hang on the balcony ridge and

Sounds pretty cruel, but go ahead. Oh, shit. Yeah, and had a huge goose egg on her skull. And that's why she's cross-eyed.

I was going to say, then you're like, yeah, okay, so you're on our team. We're playing capture the flag. You can definitely do the thing. I was immediately like, you're on the team. And she's like...

And I'm like, you're fine. You were fine. You were fine. It wasn't even that bad. It wasn't that bad of a fall. You're okay. Let's dust that off. I'm sorry, mama. I got in some trouble for that one. But I didn't lock her into stuff. It was mostly just like, yeah, do this crazy thing if you want to join our club. And thinking she wouldn't try to do it. My brothers would put me in sleeping bags upside down. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, I did that move with my little brother. Which is an absolute nightmare.

Yeah, yeah. Because you can't breathe, you can't see. Claustrophobia. And you're just getting your ass kicked. Yeah. I feel like me and Adam used to just like stand with it and fight like that. Like put them over our head and then fight. Right. That was like the plan, but then they'd be like, well, fuck you. You're six years younger than us. We're just going to like...

scar you. Just pick you up and just swing you around at trees and stuff. Let's go take, we're going to take him to the lake and drop him in. Tie him behind the car. It was like, uh, the good son with the Macaulay Culkin movie. They got, they just watched that and they were like, let's do all that stuff to our brother. Yeah.

all this psychotic shit. Yeah. That was Elijah Wood, right? Yeah, that movie rocks. Oh, The Good Son. Yeah, The Good Son. That movie does rock. Macaulay Culkin was so good in that movie because he was basically just doing all the stuff from Home Alone without the sound effects. Yeah, and the comic stunt version of it. Yeah, without the crazy voice. It wasn't funny at all. Yeah, it was still people stepping on nails. You just didn't have Daniel Stern going...

Right. You had Elijah Wood going, why are you doing that? Like so convincingly, like stop it. Mom, I didn't. God, he was good. Yeah. Why did you kill that man with a paint can to the head? Oh my God.

I would watch the R-rated thriller version of Home Alone. That would be really funny. Is that Panic Room? Yeah, essentially. Yeah, Panic Room. They've done it. Yeah, they've done it. It was very good. What was it? Are you saying it's Panic Room? Yeah, right? Kind of. Isn't that Jennifer Lopez? Is it Jennifer Lopez?

No. Panic Room is Jodie Foster and Jared Leto when he's got the cornrows. The braids. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But do they set up booby traps around the house and shit? I mean, I think she's smart and there are booby trap type things that happen, but they're just trying to get them out of the panic room. Okay. Well, sounds great. So we still have a movie idea that we can do like adult...

Home Alone where people kill. What would it be? I mean, I guess like Predator is kind of like Adult Home Alone at the very end. Good call. Arnold said some booby traps for sure. Get to the chopper is essentially the famous quote from Home Alone. Uh...

Well, are there any take-backs, apologies? I hope there are. I hope there are. There's a couple I'm hoping to get. Let me apologize. I'll apologize for coming at you guys about fajitas. I think they're fun. Thank you. They are fun. I think that they bring an ambiance to a Mexican restaurant that you can't get anywhere else. Okay? Enjoy. You're not getting that at a steakhouse. You're not getting that at...

Kyle's stupid salad restaurant, right? Yeah, sure. I stand by that they're dry and not great, but if you're into them, I'm into them. Awesome. Thank you so much for that. Can I apologize real quick? Yes. I apologize for saying the word mung again, bringing it back around. It's just not my...

It's not going to be my style to continually talk about disgusting stuff, such as monging, so I'd like to... Disgusting habits. And do you have a fart brood up? Because you did say that you were going to make us proud, even though I couldn't care less. Oh my god. Adam said he wanted to be a proud boy.

Yeah, that's what I said. I kept saying that. Give me a moment. Let me see what's happening. You got one? You got one queued up? I don't know. This guy can't even fart on command. He evidently doesn't deserve the fart mic. If you shit your pants right now, that's essentially mongering yourself.

Well, while Kyle is trying to muster something up, I would like to compliment Adam, my brother in fajitas. I'm so glad that I had somebody here to have fajitas back with me because they are legit top three item on a Mexican food restaurant. Come on. I love them. And I love that you, Derser's coming at me specifically, then you took the brunt of it. You were like, you...

He was shooting a bullet at me. Yeah. And you dove right and you took it to your chest. And I want to thank Blake for doing that. Yeah, man. Because I didn't have the energy today. Yeah. I'm sweating over here. My palms are all sweaty. It's wet underneath here. Yeah. Underneath my headphones. Blake wasn't really saying anything of consequence. Sure. He was just, again, louder. Yeah.

saying things that's okay sometimes louder catches the bullet and I did that no good points no points okay fine give yourself some points it's just one of the

one of those days. That's for Adam. Thank you, dude. Thank you. No farts over here. Who is that? Fred? Frederick Durst? Yes, that is. That is. That is him. No farts, Kyle? Okay, well. Unfortunately. Maybe on the next one. I would just like to thank you guys for carrying the load this specific podcast. You know, I'm wet over here. I'm sweating while just sitting here. It is like 86 degrees. AC's on over here. I'm just sweating, though. I think this has to do with the obesity issue.

It might be the obesity. How are you obese? I can't stop eating. Hang on. What are you eating that makes you so obese? Because we've been over this. You're vegan or damn near it. I just don't work out. I don't. I know, but that doesn't matter. Aren't you eating healthfully? Well, he eats the chippies.

No, I'm not eating super healthy, bro. Yeah, I love chips. Yeah, it's the bags of chips. Is it healthy or is it healthfully? Healthfully. Are you eating healthy or are you eating healthfully? I don't know. I don't know. You can call it whatever you want, bro. I'm eating chips. The guy's eating the chippies. Is it soda pop? No, I think chips are healthy, but I think you eat healthfully. No, chips aren't healthy. Not that chips are healthy, but a piece of food is healthy. But to eat healthy.

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