Ep 66: Grandma Parties And Dad Fights
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Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on This Is Important... Evidently, he bit a man's finger off. I was like, dude, I'm gonna put some cologne on my dick, bro. Oh, man, this guy was docking with his dad. Let's go! Let's go!

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You made that one up, dude. I've never heard that one. You made that one up. That was off the top of the dome. Yeah, that was a freestyle, bro. Damn, freestyle.

Let's go! Drama exercises. Let's go! You know what it is? Drama theater major. So much drama. So you were a theater major, right, Blakey? I was a theater major. Theater major. Theater major. Theater major.

Yeah, I'm good with my diction. Fucking thing sucks. We just worked it out. I just worked it out, dude. I know. I'm at the tail end of a long day. Lots of stunts happening on my movie set today. Really? I'm diving in armored trucks. Money's flying everywhere. Machine gun fires. Are we on wires? Are we on wires? No, I'm on wires tomorrow.

I have a whole skydive out of a plane tomorrow. Yeah! With the one and only Pierce Brosnan attached to my backsides. Oh, God, the man. That's tight. That is so cool. So I know it's going to be smelling good all day. The man smells good. Yeah. There's no doubt in my mind. No, he smells terrific. Without a doubt. I mean, I smell the man every day. Does he know that? No. No.

And I hope he never, he won't, he will not listen to this podcast. That's a guarantee. There is absolutely no way. Zero possibility that Pierce will hear this. Sheepshaggers the podcast. When he walks, the Sheepshaggers podcast? No, thank you. When he walks past, it's like, you just, there's like a waft that follows him. Right. You're just like...

boy pizza pizza and here's my question is it like a natural pheromone is it a very expensive cologne or is it just some throwback shit from when he was a young lad lad thank you it could just be Stetson for all I fucking know I don't I mean I don't know I don't think he's not like hosed with it you're not just like it's not

overpowering when you see like... I'm not saying, I'm just asking what is it? Hey, no, no, you're coming at Pierce like he stinks, like it's too smelly, dude. Pizza, pizza. I'm saying it's perfect. He smells like shit. You're turning this into something and you can continue, but the question is, does it smell expensive? Is it natural? Or do you think it's a throwback from when he was a young guy? It's not natural. It's not like his B.O. It might be supernatural. It might be alien jizz. No.

hosed himself with. I don't know what it is. Whatever it is, it's out. My price range. Ask him. That's a 007 cent. Have you seen those insane Versace cologne commercials where it's like a guy super cut, butt naked in a Speedo thing, crawling out and then he throws a thunderbolt? It's like the worst production ever and then it goes, Versace, the most expensive cologne. And you're just like,

They don't have a better commercial guy? No, that's how they make their money. They don't spend any. Miley Cyrus has like... It's like a Gucci commercial right now. Really? It's a Gucci perfume commercial. Is it a bad commercial? Yeah, it's kind of bad. What's with that? Hold up. And it's just her like being all funky and there's just like... You know those necklaces that are really popular right now that like...

Harry Styles wears. Oh, like where they have like all the trinkets on them and shit? Yeah, there's a ton. It looks like that come to life as a commercial. That for sure was on their vision board when they made this commercial. There's just like spinning daisies and shit flying all over the place.

And then it's a Gucci commercial. Is it because they don't do commercials? And so they're like, hey, we're going to do one. And then they're like, oh, fuck. What do we do? What do we do? Or do they hire like artists to like take a shot at it? I'm going to guess that. Yeah. And they're like, what's so hot right now? And then it's so different and weird. I can't handle it because I'm so normal. Yeah. You're so core. I would say you're norm core, Durs. I would say that's your fashion style. Yeah. You're freaking norm core as hell. Yeah. Yeah.

So is the graphics kind of like, is it like throwback, like 3D computer graphics? Dude, I don't know. I saw it once, and admittedly, I was pretty stoned. I just remember thinking, like, this is a lot. And then when I saw that it was Gucci, I was like, say what? You went and put your jacket on? I went and tried my jacket on. In the house. I do have it here. I brought it to Atlanta. I wore it one time.

Fucking off the chain, dude. I wore my Gucci jacket out once when I went to a fancy restaurant. I was like, maybe I strapped this on. No one made fun of me. And the people, everyone there was like, why is he wearing a jacket inside? What the fuck? It was chilly. Admittedly, it was a little... Can I take your coat, sir? No. No. People need to see this. They have to see me in it. It stays on.

No. No. Stays on. Oh, boy. So did Pierce see you rocking it? And was he like 007? Pierce did. It was at dinner with Pierce. And it wasn't just the two of us. It was like a big cast thing. Right, right.

No, he did not mention it. In fact, didn't mention it at all. Didn't even look your direction? No, didn't. Really sat at the opposite end of the table. He didn't speak to you. There was an empty chair right by me, and he was like, you know what? Nah, this guy keeps sniffing me when I walk past. This fucking guy is always smelling my ass. But cologne commercials have gotten like, have they always been super fucking weird? I think they have. Because anyone that's too into scent...

inherently you're into some weird shit. - Yeah. - Do you guys, have you gone, do you wear cologne? Have you gone through a phase? Are you anti-cologne? Let's go there. - Oh, great call. This is a hot, hot topic. - He's the Larry King interviewer of the crew. - Absolutely. - He always has like a lot of questions. - Cologne, good man. Do you love it? Do you hate it? Go. - That shit's important.

Hey, RIP. That's another thing I hate is when Facebook... I'm into things I hate now, guys. Nice, dude. Get it off your chest. Yeah, no more cologne talk. No, we're going back to cologne talk. We'll get back. We won't let that go away. People are like, hey, guys, what's your favorite cologne? Go. And then you have to listen to... They're putting it on you to go...

"Hey, what's the best orthopedic surgeon in the area? Go!" Right, right. And you're like, "Just fucking ask! You don't need to fucking scream at me at the end of this comment." So, that being said, I fucked with some cool water back in the day, dude. What color was that bottle? Was it blue? Yeah, it was like a bluish green, if I remember correctly. It was like a teal.

Right. I remember. What was the polo one that came in the green bottle and had a gold top? Polo? Probably polo. Yeah, my guess is polo. There we go. Since you just said it. Dumbass. Well, cool water. I remember they said cool water cologne. I remember specifically it was like ninth, eighth, ninth into tenth grade. I'm fucked with it. Really? Because they said that it.

it like attracted or released pheromones. I don't know what pheromones are. Attracted pheromones is tough. Yeah. Just animals were following you like Ace Ventura. So no, so it was like girls thought...

that it would like turn girls on and get them all, you know, juicy. Right. So I make you horny. So I was like, I just bathed myself in it. I fucking stunk dude. Unlike Pierce. He has the perfect amount. Right? Yeah. I remember one time when I was a little kid, I had just gotten out of the shower and I,

I thought it was a good idea to put... Yeah, dude. Maybe I was like 12. Okay. Then it's cool. Then it's fine. And I was like, dude, I'm going to put some cologne on my dick, bro. Make my dick smell good. Yeah, cool. I'm listening. Is this when they called you fetus boy? Go ahead. Yeah, definitely got inside my penis and it hurt so bad. Like in your urethra? Yeah, dude. Hey, poured it down the deep.

That old trick. It's like, I want to, my piss smells funny. I want it to smell better. I'll just do this. Man. It hurts so bad. It hurts so bad. I do remember going to like dances in middle school and like gearing up with hella aftershave for my pops. Yeah. Straight up Home Alone style. Yeah. Brute. I did that with aftershave. I tried to shave, obviously, when I was a kid. How'd it go? Yeah.

I cut my hand. I don't even know how that happened. What were you using? My grandfather's old style razor. So it's not a straight razor, but it's like the old giant thick one. I think I just grabbed it like an asshole and slipped my hand open. A big old thick one and I grabbed it like an asshole. I always saw my grandfather put aftershave on afterwards and I thought that's

what I should do with the wound. Oh. Yeah. Because I was like, I saw him like scrape his neck and he'd have like little, and he'd put aftershave on it. And I'm like, okay, that's what I do. So I poured it all over my hand, burnt so fucking bad. And then I like, I'm trying to dry it off and I'm drying it down the front of myself and I rub it all over my cock. The exact opposite thing you're supposed to do. Well, why don't you cry about it? And then now my hand, now I've got a bloody cock.

and my hand's all bloody and I'm screaming bloody murder and my mom and grandma come running in like, what is going on in here? Yeah. I feel like you're using this podcast to kind of reiterate lies you told as a youngster so that like when your folks listen to the podcast, they'll be like, huh, I guess he wasn't lying about that time we caught him jacking off with his own blood moisture. No, I was too young. I was too young. I was 14, dude. How old?

Our team. What'd you say? Uh-huh. No. No, I was like six or something. I was like a true little kid. Uh-huh. You were six and you cut yourself. Six or seven or eight. In that range. I don't know. That must have been the most terrifying thing. Your mom ran in while your cock was bloody. Dude, but I'm six years old. I was like, I don't give a shit if...

No. Wait, you're dead? I was butt naked. I just got out of the... Oh, I thought you had, like, pants on. The bathtub or whatever. I had just, like, just gotten... And I was like... The fucking bathtub and you... Right. I saw my dad and grandfather shave and then put aftershave on. And I'm like, well, guess what? I'm a man. I'm a man! Yeah, you are. And I'm gonna shave.

Hit me with it. Hit me with it, Blake. I'm a man! Thank you. I'm a man! And so I was like, I'm going to shave and do this whole thing, and it fucking backfired. So I understand where you're coming from, Blake, about aftershave burning the D-hole. Right. Yeah, right. I'm a man! I don't think I rocked any in high school, but then in college, I think I might have gotten...

Uh-oh. Uh-oh, we got a chunker. He chunked out. Oh, God, it's down to two. This is not good. And then there were two. This is not good. Dude, this is really good. Finally, I have you alone. Yeah, so what's up? Finally, this is... Come on. Hey, okay, you're back. Oh, he's back. He's back. Oh, God, Adam was about to say some weird shit to me. Thank God. I could hear you guys the whole time. No, I was like...

This reminds me of when we were roommates and I loved hanging out with you and you were pretty over it. Do you love him? That's what that reminded me of right there. Blake immediately was ready to bail. Do you love him? Did you hear any of it? Because I poured my heart out. No, dude. No. Were you about to tell us your favorite cologne? Please say it's the Michael Jordan cologne.

I was going to say that I got like a free thing of CKB when I like bought something at a department store in college. What is CKB? It was like, well, there was CK1, which came out and had like a nice run. Yeah. I remember that shit. That shit was hot. And then CKB came in like a black bottle. Oh shit. Elevated. Elevated lifestyles. And it didn't smell good. I remember finding it like 10 years ago and it was like, this is horrible. Uh,

But yeah, cologne. I had a little thing of Christian Dior that I think Emma got me at some point that smelled real good. But I don't rock with it at all. I don't think any of us do, do we? We're a natural pheromone boy crew. Sucks. I want to. I'm feeling deodorant and you're good. You're good to go. I feel like none of us are stinky. No, dude. It was all about the membered body spray. Right.

So you're an Axe body spray guy? You're an Axe boy? I tried to for a little bit, right? Didn't you guys? You guys never had a little stint with body spray? Well, my mom would give me- Gel deodorant. Yeah.

It was hot. It was new. Oh, yeah. I fuck her. No, my mom would for like years when I was living with you, Blake, she'd get me like axe and put it as like a stocking stuffer. Yeah. And so like I'd get every time I'd come home for Christmas, I just have like a ton of winter fresh gum. Right. And all the acts I could handle for like a solid six months. What a hint. Yeah. She's like, you stinky little fuck. Your mom was like, you smell here.

No. Fuck it! Yeah, for sure. I'm not a smelly guy, dude. Look at you. I don't think any of us are that smelly. Nah. Yeah, I think we lost our smelliest member. Well, yeah. I feel like the three of us are... With our powers combined, couldn't reach his heights. The big stink is gone. I'm getting stinkier. Are you? I'm getting stinkier. Do you think so? I think so. Yeah, like my feet are starting to kind of smell. It's bad. That's because you...

It's because you run and then don't shower right away? Or what is that? Yeah. I don't know. Why do feet start to stink later in life? I don't understand. It's not later in life. It's not.

It's not later in life. It's how you're taking care of them. Well, feet get gnarlier. When you see like your dad's foot suddenly at an older age, you're like, is that what's going to happen? My feet are, I'm missing toes, dude. My feet are gross. Yeah. My feet are legit yucko. I meant to say when I see your feet, I go, your feet are frightening. Oh, my kids are going to be truly terrified. Like toenails get yellow and crazy.

Oh, yeah. My shit's all yellow. Yeah. My shit's my it's it's like peeling back the nails like revolting. Maybe you could make it cool. Yeah, I don't give a shit. I'm like, it's way it's way. I'm a giant person. It's way down there. Yeah. Why do people give such a shit about feet like they get so grossed out by him and shit? I don't get that either. I don't fucking care. Like, it's just feet. Let me get this off my fucking chest. Do it, please. The time is now. When Chadwick Boseman died, right? Yep.

I threw on Black Panther to watch it with my son. And I never post pictures of my kids. It's just... I don't know. I just don't do it. But I posted...

And people were like...

And people go, you put a fucking picture of your feet in there? I'm like, all right, I'm done. Sorry. Fuck you, asshole. I was trying to show you that I'm sharing this with my kid who I never post about, but all right. Yeah, man. Get your fucking stupid feet off my feet. By the way, my feet? My feet? Beautiful. My feet.

My kids feet? Splendid. Well, that's probably why they were weirded out. They were like, oh, no, it's going to be. It's too sexual. Yeah. I can't help but jerk off at this now when I was sad about Chadwick Boseman. But then your sexiest feet get in the frame. Yeah. It's mixed messages. And I can't help but crank down. See, this is why I got to bring it up with you guys because you sorted it out. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. It's mixed messages. You're getting people horny. You're getting people pissed. Feet are just a very dividing subject, really.

Not here. Some people want to fuck him and some people want to puke. I hate my life. I hate my life. Where are you at right now, Jersey? Uh-oh, we lost him. He's a chunker. No, man. I'm here. I'm here, no? Okay, good.

Yeah. Well, now you are. Yeah. You just froze looking so like indignant towards us. You were just like, these guys. I thought you quit the pod. I love this. We should clarify. I'm in my garage because this is so fucking dumb. You got kicked out of your office. It became like a child's play zone or something. We had the tree. I'm a man. I'm 40. I'm 40.

Had the tree trimmers come today. So they were like using the wood chipper outside my office. I go, all right, I guess I'll just drag the whole thing into my garage. Welcome to my garage.

I'm chunking. Pretty sick setup. Yeah, you guys kill our shit. As soon as we got on, the guy rings the doorbell. He's like, we're done. We're going to pack up. We'll see you later. I'm like, I just dragged my whole thing in here. Not that that's much, but let's fucking go. Let's see what you got here. Let's go. You've got... Let's go. Is that a...

What is that? You got a row machine. You got a treadmill. Ergata rowing machine. Can't recommend it highly enough. What does that mean? What does that word mean? It's a water rower that has this what they call gamification. It's got a screen like a Peloton kind of thing, but instead of being shouted at by somebody who you're like,

On a scale of one to 10, these people are 1000% annoying. And I don't know if I did that right, but it's kind of just video games that make you increase your stroke tempo, your effort. And does it keep track of like what you do so you could beat your own score? Exactly. And you, and you race people and it's not like Peloton. If you do a Peloton at home, like where you're kind of like racing, but like,

For some reason, some people are so much further ahead of you right out of the gate, but it doesn't do it correctly. First of all, I ride bikes all the time. We know this. I won't shut up about it. We know this. I don't do the classes, but I do the other ride. And I'm like, I'm never even close to winning in the top 100. Well, there are freak athletes out there that are just...

killing it dude but have you seen these thighs I've seen them I've seen them too much seen the feet seen the thighs it's all fucked this lets you race the person that has like they're actually like when they were fast here and slower later as opposed to like their average pace for the time that they went which is what they do on Peloton and I hate that shit yeah

I've never done a Peloton. People just like it because you race each other in real time. Well, you can do real-time classes or, like, banked classes. And there's tons of classes. So, like, if you like taking spin classes, go for it. And as far as just a...

just like a stationary bike, it's a great stationary bike. - It's very nice, very nice. Are you, are you, well, yeah, real quick on Peloton, did you hear the drama about the Sex and the City remake where they're like-- - What was that? - The guy died and Peloton's like trying to clown him. It's so stupid. - No, it was like their stock fell by like 10 or 15% or something. - What? - Or more than that, I don't know. A thousand, is that a number? - Yeah. - Why?

Because Mr. Big dies. He had a heart attack on it. And I think Peloton, their first statement was like, well, he must have not had a healthy lifestyle. And then when shit really started to hit the fan, they were like, that's why nobody watched that dumbass show.

Whoa. They got him, bro. Yeah, their stock fell by 11%. That's like a lot. Holy shit. You know, I don't know. I'm not like a money guy, but that seems like a lot, you know, if you are big into Peloton stock. Right.

That seems really fucked up. They must be fucking pissed. By the way, Mr. Big, how old is that guy? I don't know, because I also saw... You could die doing anything. Hey, if your name is Mr. Big, like, you know, maybe ease into the Peloton class. Maybe don't go all out right away. Your heart might explode.

Right? Well, he also... But is it Mr. Big because of his cock is my guess? Yeah, that's it. Is it? Oh, God. I bet that show kicks ass. I have never watched Sex and the City. Oh, you have never seen it? I've never seen it either. Oh, it's pretty good. Chloe was on a spinoff show called The Carrie Diaries, which was about them, Carrie as like a young girl and in the 80s or whatever. Nice. And...

Yeah. So I ended up watching all of Carrie Diaries and then a little bit of Sex and the City to kind of get a grasp of the characters. I love it. Look at you. Go. Go on. I dug it. It's like. I mean, it was a hit. Totally. Dude, it's basically entourage for women. Yeah.

You know how much I fuck with Entourage, dude. So it rules. I love that. It's like dirty and shit, right? I guess I just gotta fucking watch it. People love it. Yeah, it's dirty. There's definitely is Frozen again in here.

the weirdest face. Dude, oh man, I was about to take a photo of you being frozen because you looked like you were fucking jizzing your pants, my friend. Oh yeah? Yeah, we were talking sex in the city and your donger got hard. You know what? I might have been jizzing my pants because of this specialized e-bike that you can see behind me. What a blast. I jizz every time I'm on it. Dude, I love that bike. We got to shout out Specialized more often because we shout them out

A lot. All the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Grand Slam. Brought to you by Specialized. Great job, Specialized, on that bike. Should we just start dogging out Trek and be like, yo. Fuck you, Trek. Trek sucks. Trek sucks, dude. All my homies hate Trek. We love Shrek. We hate Trek. Yeah. Up with Shrek. Down with Trek. Biatch. Biatch.

Yeah.

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What is this other machine that you have over your left shoulder here? Yeah. Yeah. He's man. You've got a whole fucking training facility, dude. Why aren't you super in shape? What the fuck?

I have what you might call the body you get when you eat absolutely anything and everything, but then you work out too. Okay. I like that. Durs, but you – Durs was a collegiate athlete, so your muscle – the muscle memory, it snaps back quicker. See, I was just kind of like a chubby stoner. Your boobs are huge. I never had – I didn't have that base because I eat –

than you do. Definitely. Yeah, for sure. And then work out a similar amount, I would say. Yeah. And yet, I see you without a shirt and you look, I'll say, you look sexier, dude. Thank you. You look really sexy. You're not that guy, pal. Trust me. The holidays have not been kind to me. How them tits. The issue with you is I gain it in my, in like my little belly.

Your boobs are huge. You just grow giant titties. Why are they sprucing up for the holidays? Let's just say today I was doing a bunch of double-unders with a jump rope. I might have to post a video of how they shake.

Your boobs are huge. It is out of control. Your boobs legit bounce. Well, no, it's more like, you know when you go to a grocery store and you get that little 25 cent egg that you open and it's got the little hand that you fly back and forth, the rubber one? Yeah, the sticky hand. The elasticity of my titties goes like that. It's like, foof, foof, foof. Oh, so that's actually, you're going to be one of those old guys that will be pretty in shape, but then just they'll wear a t-shirt and you can tell that they're

tits are just sagging? Your boobs are huge. I'm going under the knife for sure. You're going to have Ric Flair titties? Damn. It's like bodybuilders all have that. When they get old, their titties sag. I'm going to get a lift. You're going to get a boob lift? Or a cool sculpt?

Just freeze the fat. You know, I'll figure something out. Wow. I believe that that's going to be sweet. But yeah, that's a that's an assault runner. Assault runner. That sounds cool as fuck. Assault runner. Yeah. It's a treadmill. Not assault runner.

What? Yeah. Assault, not assault. Like you've beaten someone up. Yeah, you're abusing the run. Your body. Which I got during last year when there was like the fires and you couldn't go running outside.

So, you know, we got some runners in this house. Where did you go? We got it for indoors so that, you know. You didn't have to miss a run. Don't miss a run. Power up. And I got a free assault bike because that was the promo they were running.

my god you know what an assault bike is brutal it's fucking brutal this is you got all this stuff i'm jelly yeah i'm mad jelly yeah this is fun this is your holy i don't know if you can see oh so what that just like has like where you move your arms at the same time yeah yeah it is a heart rate spiker like nothing else yeah mr big's heart would definitely explode on the assault bike way before the peloton yeah damn uh

Assault bikes should tweet out like, Mr. Big, don't even come near us. Yeah. Right. Unless you want to die. Your heart would shatter in a thousand pieces. Your big dick couldn't take it, brother. All the cock would rush right out of your big dick and into your heart and it would explode. The heart was for sure already under stress from the decades of having to...

to pump that giant cock with blood, right? Yeah. Who are we kidding? That's going to be the next episode is the girl sitting around in the doctor's office. Is it a movie or is it a TV show? I thought it was a new season. A miniseries? I think it's like a, we're doing a few episodes of this. Ah, okay, okay. So the next one's going to be like, well, it looks like just too much blood was pumping into his huge cock and he just died. Right. They got to get you in the room. Dude,

Blake should help write this one. I would love to write it. I'd go in that writer's room for a week or so. Yeah. Just throw some ideas around. Without knowing anything about the characters or the show at all and just kind of go in there and add my cool cock jokes. Uh-huh. I'm chunking. I know. You froze, right? I know. Can you hear me now or no? Yeah, we hear you.

it's just sex in the city sex in the city baby and it's sex and the city correct not in the city sex and i thought it was in the city no no they gotta get you in the room caroline in the city yeah you're thinking of caroline in the city arguably better yeah which i loved her my god she's the one who got her eyes lasered and got all fucked up right who's that

Caroline Ray. Caroline Ray. She fucked her eyes up. No, she got eyes. Caroline. Caroline in the city. Wasn't that that was Zoe Dorch's mom? No, that is the girl from. Yeah, I bet her future. Back to the future. Her name isn't Caroline Ray. I'm not saying that is her name. I thought Caroline in the city was Caroline Ray, the stand up comedian.

I have fucking no idea. I have no idea. I'm so glad I didn't chunk during that. I had a point to get out there. Here, what's happening here? But no Kim Cattrall. What is the backstory there? Oh, yeah. Why no Kim Cattrall? Why don't they like her? Because she hates them. She hates them. Hey, let me say this. I just worked with Kim. I'm team Kim. Really? Yeah, we like Kim. She was a sweetheart. She was so nice. I showed her. First of all, I stalked her because I was like, we got to talk big trouble in Little China. And she was so cool about it.

Hell yes. I didn't even get into police academy. I could see her being way cool. I could see her being... She's great. Dude, you know, remember that YouTube video of her? You guys gotta look this up, TII Nation. It's this old YouTube video of her doing like scat, like sadadaway. She's like... Oh yeah? And she killed it? It's so funny, dude. It's so funny. She's like the he-dogs and she-dogs. It's really good. What is this from? It's...

It's just like a YouTube clip from like... She did like a...

I want to say it was like a workout video or like a yoga video. God, I love it. And then she just starts scatting, and it's so bizarre. Hubba Lou. Evidently it's called Hubba. I mean, you're acting like you've never done that. You've never just been exercising and been like, get tired. Hubba Lou. Hubba Lou. It's so good. Cable guy style. The fact that we don't have a workout, a series of workout videos, the three of us. That would be fucking rad.

I really wanted, I, I, I remember when we were doing workaholics and, uh, I was doing all the demand camp stuff and that was kind of my runner through the series. Uh,

Where I, on the show Workaholics, I did Demamp Camp, Volume Swole, and was constantly wanting to put out these series of workout videos. And, you know, they were never any good. But I was like, Comedy Central teams up with fucking Puma or Adidas or someone, and then I actually put out a series of funny workout videos. I was like, that'd be great.

That'd be fun. Where everyone is in better shape than you are. Like the people behind you. They're shredded. And I'm the one yelling at them. Yeah. And you're like, okay, let's do this. And you're exhausted. I'm constantly out of breath. And I'm wearing a belly t-shirt. My little belly's flapping in the wind. We can get something that accentuates your titties. Your boobs are huge. Instead of muscle confusion, you're just, you get hella just regular confused. Regular confused.

Regular confusion. Wait, how do you do this one again? It doesn't matter. Just move fast. Just flip tires. We're talking mind confusion. This is total body mind confusion. No idea what I'm doing out here. So rumor has it Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall. Okay, here's some tea. Hey guys, sip some tea. TII Nation. It's tea time. TII Nation. Hey community, get your little teacups out. G'lug, g'lug.

Because we're about to sip, sip, sip. Oh, look at that sound effects. I don't know if you can hear that, but that's tea. That was tea. Oh, boy. He's on one. No, rumor has it, Sarah Jessica Parker and Kit Katrell, they don't like each other. You know where I stand. Pour the tea. Pour the tea. Oh, boy. That's not okay.

Rumor has it they don't like each other. This has got to be a weekly segment. Sipping tea. Sipping tea. Hey, sip it tea with Adam D. You're a stupid dumbass. Yeah, and that's all the information we have about them not liking each other. That's it, and that's all I got. That's all I got. You've got the scoop from two weeks ago.

And this airs in three weeks. Awesome. Yeah. Some hot tea. That's some iced tea. So technically, we're getting a little bit ahead of the game because we got a little bit of free time right now before the holidays. So we're banging out. Fabulous furry free time. Fabulous furry free time. I'm rocking a t-shirt. Uh.

But technically, this is our New Year's episode, correct, Blakey? We won't be in the year 2022 yet. I think this will air on maybe the 28th of December. So we're close. So you guys have sick-ass plans for your New Year's? What's going on? Do you guys know what you're doing? I'm going to be home. Freaking party, daddy. Freaking party, daddy. Dude, with these fucking trees trimmed. Yeah, dude. Now that the trees are trimmed, we can really hit it.

I'm going to be in my front lawn just sipping tea, waving at neighbors. Yeah, buddy. Banging pots and pans. I don't know. I haven't done something for New Year's in a while. I kind of hate New Year's. New Year's is always such a rookie night. And Blake is such a pro. I don't know why everyone's expectations are always so high because every year everyone goes, it's not good. Blake is such a pro when it comes to being an alcoholic.

Dude, no, that is totally it. With New Year's, it's so much pressure to have fun. I get so worked up. But we are now like post everyone expecting it to be good. Like everyone always talks about how shitty it is. So I don't understand why we don't just lower the expectations.

Lowered expectations. So you want an awesome party where, like, I feel New Year's is the one I never want to wear a suit or get dressed up. Like, literally never. Sure. Do I really want to do that? Yeah. Except for New Year's. If New Year's Eve, there was, like, a big fucking Gatsby ball.

everybody wore little masks and wore tuxedos and beautiful gowns and then we went to a beautiful palace and fucked each other that would be a dream a dream New Years it never goes down it never goes down I never get the invite sword to me in a raven's mouth

I never get that. So what's the point? What's the point of even trying? We're just not doing New Year's right. We need to get all dressed in gold, wear masks, go in a room with each other, and kind of just fuck. Dude, I didn't say gold. That's where you lost me. Yeah, but I like where he's going with it. No, that's what you're supposed to do on New Year's is wear gold. Isn't that like a whole thing? You wear gold? Why gold? I don't know what he's talking about. I think it's like a thing. The fuck are you talking about, boy? No, I think you're supposed to wear gold on New Year's. Adam, hit him. Fuck you.

Fuck you, Blake. Assault Adam. Shut the fuck up! I've never heard that you wear gold on New Year's. Maybe that was just my grandma and I just figured it was a real thing. Yeah. Yeah, that's what it was. Isn't that amazing when parents or grandparents would just tell you something as a kid and you're just like, yeah, I guess that is a fact. I'll think about that till I'm 40. Yeah. What is it with the, like, grandparents?

grandma's wearing purple hats. Is that a thing? Stop. Did you have a cool black grandmother that was taking you to church or something? Did you have a grandmother that worked at the Kentucky Derby? Who was your grandmother?

No, there's a thing. There's this club of grandmas that all wear purple hats. That's a real thing, dude. You're thinking of Jambi from Pee Wee's Playhouse. Dude, well, I mean, grandmothers in New Orleans specifically, they will go drink tea, sip it. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Hit me with that.

The tea. They pour the tea on Sundays, and then they go and they drink, they wear their dumbass hats, and they go have fucking mimosas and shit. No, guys, I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. It's not purple hat. We know. It's a red hat. It's a red hat.

It's a red hat. It's called the Red Hat Society. And all the grandmas wear red hats and they wear purple dresses. All the grandmas I've never seen. And what is going on? Is this like a secret society? The Red Hat Society, it's an international social organization and it was founded in 1998 in the United States for women age 50 and beyond.

But it's now open to women of all ages. Dude, 1998? That's not even that long ago. They have this secret society? Secret societies are supposed to be like a thousand years old. This is like a new... And 50? This is the new hot shit. And by the way, it's not that secret of a society. It's literally, there's a website that says join. Yeah, that's true. You didn't know about it? It's secretsociety.com.

Whatever montonton.com. Dude, listen to these activities. Both red and pink hatters often wear very elaborate decorated hats and attention-getting fashion accessories such as feather boa. The society's events vary depending on the chapter, but common activities among red hatters include hosting tea parties, playing games, and going to movies.

I want to be a grandma. God, I wish I was chunking. Honestly, you will be a grandmother, dude. I see that for you. Can I chunk? You want to chunk out of the Red Hat Society? That shit is cool. They probably get fucked up and play like... They don't. They drink tea. Come on. That tea's got shit in it. Well, the cool ones go like... It's like a church thing. You know? It's sort of like when you go to a church event, you go like...

You eye around, you see who the cool people are, and then you go like, hey, yo, let's go throw rocks into that window over there. Let's go steal cookies. Let's go steal cookies. Let's try to start something on fire. So basically, the Red Hat Society women are doing the same. They're looking around. They're like, yo, Gladys has got that gin in her purse. I know she does. Does anybody smoke weed? Yeah. Yeah.

Uh-huh. Weed-smoking grannies, dude. And our Vela's got that good-good on lock. Yeah. I'm still gonna send it. She's throwing up a tight one. Freaking bong-ripping grannies. Yeah, it's gotta be that. It has to. You don't think these grandmas get fucking torched, dude? Did your grandmother...

My grandmother was a fucking party animal. Yeah. Arvella Divine. That woman threw down. Very fun. My grandma plays what fucking card game? She plays it like every day with her homies. Yeah, she plays Bridge every day with her homies. That's a grandma game for sure. That's a grandma card game. They love it. And you're for sure drinking while you do it, right? It's like sipping wine and playing Bridge. So do you think when we're old- When we're grandmas? My grandma wasn't sipping wine. She was chugging vodka, bro.

When we're old and we are grandfathers, do you think we will play card games? I don't. I think we're all going to be on a quest in our Oculus. In the metaverse. Fucking chopping it up. And if we do play cards, it's in the metaverse.

Absolutely. Because look at us now. We're the three best friends on a podcast. We're not in the same room together. I don't want to be in the same room with you guys. No, I prefer your stinky ass, dude. You smell like shit. Dude, I smell good as shit. I don't. I don't smell like shit. We've established that if anyone's the stinky one is you. You think you smell like shit now. You're a man. You're a man. I don't. Yeah, I'll just probably be dead by then. Really? You're calling it? No way, dude.

Yeah, dead by 50? We've all established that I'm going to be the first one dead. Yeah. I didn't say I... I wasn't talking about you. Oh, so you're... I'm sorry. I was talking about someone besides you. I was just talking about I'm going to be dead. And you're like, whoa, we've... We've established I die first. Okay. We'll be both dead then. No, I die first.

No, I don't. Okay. Yeah, true. Fair enough. So Adam's dead. I was talking about us as a group. So we're dead. Sure. Do you really think you'll be dead by 50?

Man, I don't think you got it. No, you live a very healthy lifestyle. You you don't drink that often. And when you do, it's a classic binge situation. Right. So it'll be like a tragic. It won't be like, well, there's a lot of lean years. So so but then you don't like drink. You'll go like a few weeks without drinking and then you'll have a night out and you'll go and you'll drink.

For sure. Well, yeah. I mean, I drink on the weekends because there's the pandemic changed everything because you're like, I don't go anywhere. So I might as well just start drinking. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, baby. There's a lot of good things about the pandemic. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a bagel. And you're like, well, I guess I got to... It is kind of nice. I remember Blake when I was talking about just getting that couch buzz. Yeah, dude. And yeah, it's a good time. Getting hammered and watching movies is the best. Yeah. Finding your room is like... You're like, where's that fucking room? Where the fuck is it? Where do I keep that?

Which one is it? Where's daddy's room? Upstairs. First obstacle, stairs. Hey, bud, could you show me where I keep daddy's room? You just crawl in your kid's bed, move over. God, I can't wait to do that.

Piss in their dresser. Have you ever done that? My dad did that once or twice when I was a kid. Not welcome in mom's room. Yes, sir. What? I love you. I love you. I love you, too. You're in your jeans, dad. I love you. I love you.

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I told you guys this story about the time that me and my dad always slapbox, right? Yeah, what the fuck? Slapboxing each other. And then I was on tour and I did a show in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, which is like right next to Waterloo, Iowa, where I'm from, where my whole family's from. And it was a huge show, one of the biggest shows. Did the Water Lunatics come out?

Oh, damn. Yes, we drank them out of alcohol halfway through the show. Or not even halfway through, like 15 minutes into the show, they were out of beer, so the venue had to go buy 50 more cases of beer. I'm still going to send it. And it was big. It was like 3,200 seats or something.

And so it was an awesome show and it went great. And then after the show, we went out, we went drinking. It was very fun. All my dad's friends were there. And then we're going back to the hotel and it's all icy out. It's like February in the winter. And we're slap boxing. And then my dad...

starts to get too aggressive like I'm winning the slap so he closed fist punches me in the mouth and like popped me in my fucking lip and so I'm like what the fuck you hit me in the lip and he's like oh I'm sure and then I fucking popped him in the face and I gave him a black eye and then my mom now my mom's like stop it

Stop it! I love it. You guys are really fighting? Yeah, and then my dad's like, you son of a bitch! And he wants to fight me, and people have to hold him back and shit. And then, you know, Coolerhead prevailed, and we went to bed. Did they? I was like, when? What part of the story did they prevail? And then...

We go back to our rooms, whatever. We were drunk. You know how you guys fight your dads when you guys get drunk. We went back to our rooms and all of a sudden I'm going to bed and 45 minutes later, 30 minutes later, I just hear someone in the hallway going like,

Oh, man. Oh, come on. Jesus Christ. Was it two people? Or you just got back into character? No, this is my dad. I got back into character. And I open up the door, and it's just my dad slumped in the hallway trying to sleep. In the hallway of the hotel. That shit's important. And I go, Dad, what the fuck are you doing? And he goes...

Your mom won't let me sleep in the room with her. She kicked him out. He was in the dog house. Yeah. So I'm like, I'm like, ah, if I can come in here. And then, uh, he sleeps in the room with me. I wake up. He somehow, I, he was wearing clothes when he got into bed and then somehow he had stripped down to just his tighty whities. And, uh,

I woke up to him throwing his leg over me and grabbing me around like, like big spooning me. Sure. And then brings me in close and goes, Oh, I love you, honey. I'm sorry, baby. And I'm like, the fuck? And he goes, ha! That's not my dad! I'm like, okay.

I'm like, ah! And then it was like, oh, shit, I thought you were petty. And I'm like, oh, I'm not. I'm not petty. Cooler heads prevailed. Thank God cooler heads prevailed, man. Oh, man, this guy was docking with his dad. So then we have a really funny photo of the next day of me looking fat-headed from all the booze I drank and my dad just fully having a black eye. And it's just us in the lobby of this shitty hotel being like, yeah, it's OK.

It's fine. We're fine. We still love each other. I slept with him last night. We're good. I slept with him last night. Cooler heads prevailed. Cooler heads prevailed.

Cooler heads once again prevailed. Oh my god. Damn, you gotta stop slapping your dad around, dude. That's fucked up. It was a mutual slap around. We'll still do it. It's fun. It's fun to slap your dad. Bob and wave. It's slap boxing. Ironically, that's also how you dance. I do. Just lots of hands. Like a wild and crazy guy. Never dance to Adam. He might hit you.

There's a lot of hands coming at you. Yeah, dude. If I'm slam dancing with my bros. That's what's up, dude. If I'm slam dancing with my bros. Let's go. I love it, man. Holy moly. Have you guys ever fist fought your fathers? No. I remember...

By the time my dad was so much stronger than me and then he was instantly old. Right. You know, like I remember in college when I was a strong division one athlete. Yes. My dad were too. Yeah. Goddamn. My dad arm wrestled me with his pinky.

He arm wrestled you with his pinky? Yeah, he has like thick fingers. You've shook my dad's hands before, right? I've held his hand. Whenever we see your father, I make sure to grab Phil Holm's hand. Digits. And just hold on to it. Yeah, we just take walks holding hands. He's got like mitts with thick fingers, right? And he just sticks his pinky out. And I couldn't... He didn't take me down, but I definitely also couldn't take him down. And I was like...

What the fuck is happening here? Like, I think he just has that like dad strength. That's the dad strength. But also there's some people who have that strength. Right. It's just like they got reserves in their muscles where they're just like, I know I might not be huge, but like I can lift this anyways. Right.

I'm a man. Yeah. So I'm scared of him. But wasn't your dad like a big weightlifter back in the day? Well, I guess we should just tell everybody. My dad is Arnold Schwarzenegger. My dad's Andre the Giant. Yeah. My dad played football. Yeah, he was a football player. But he wasn't like a huge guy. He just has like a big head, big hands. He's like a wide person. Your boobs are huge. He was a center, a college center. Yeah.

Yeah, your dad reminds me of I'm watching Succession and your dad reminds me of Brian Cox the character that not in like how he is temperament wise. He reminds me of Mr. Big but just like a big like bulldog of a man like a strong big guy. Yeah. I can see that. So you never fist fought him. Yeah. And did you ever just throw some fucking gloves with Tim?

Let's talk about your dad. Wrestler extraordinaire. I'd love to talk about my father. Yeah, he was a wrestler in college and high school. But do you think right now you could physically dominate your father? Should we tell him? Tim's jacked. Tim is still jacked. I don't know. He's got good wrestling moves, but he's, I don't know. He's broken. He's got like a bad shoulder and like his hands are fucked up. So you would go for the shoulder?

Yeah. Yeah. See, I mean, don't be afraid. I know. I know he might listen to the podcast. My dad listens to the podcast. And I mean, yeah, he just battled cancer. And so I do have that leg up on it. But I for sure could beat the shit out of my of my father who just battled cancer right now.

Yeah. I feel confident. I feel confident. You've got that being able to, I, that I could do that. Yes. Yeah, sure. I'll put, you know, I'll put it on wax. I could beat my dad's ass. Come at me, bro. Hey, maybe in the live show, uh,

We fight our dads. Yeah, we fight our dads. We bring our dads out there. We wear boxing gloves. Right. And we can even, like, handicap. We can wear, like, a 45-pound, like, weight vest on or something to, like, handicap us a little bit. I mean, here's what's crazy, though. We wear, like, heavy gloves. We put, like...

My dad, he's not 80, but he's damn near 80. Right. He's kissing 80. And I still feel like... I don't know him. If he just got one grip on me, his thumb could go into my flesh. You know what I mean? Yeah, man. He's still got that power. I would say your dad is the scariest one, for sure. He's got Nordic blood.

My father, there's stories of him. Just going around Omaha? No, his friends. I go hunting with a group of my friends and a group of his friends once a year. We haven't done it the last couple of years because of COVID and cancer. COVID strikes again. Evidently, he bit a man's finger off. What? Yeah, back in the day. Give me a hell yeah! He bit a man's finger off.

So, like, you know, I'm afraid if he were to get real riled up, something could turn real sideways to where he just I feel like I would never bite a man's finger. That's like life or death. I don't know about that. I feel like you would.

You do think I would bite a man's finger off? Yeah. I feel like you would totally bite somebody's finger off. You're definitely the guy to bite. And then you would blame them. Yeah. This is your fault. Yeah, you'd be like, what do you want me to do? You did that. Well, you started it. Well, if they're putting their fingers all up in my face, dude, they deserve a little chomp chomp. I mean, I think you would go for them. I think if they were nearby and you were losing...

you'd go for him. Well, it depends. Is this a life or death fight? Like if this is a friendly... No, it's not. The fight with my dad in that parking lot in front of the local Radisson. He wanted to kill you. What was his fight? Was his fight life or death? No, his fight was like...

Guys followed them home from the bar and like they fought in in so I don't know you know they were They were like street kids, so there could have been Sure bike chains. Yeah, no change But it's rap street right out of handfuls of dirt No, but that it would they were like super like my dad had friends that were murdered and shit. You know yeah What the fuck?

In high school. He had a friend get stabbed in the hallway and murdered. What? Yeah, man. That's fucking crazy. At school? At school. Wow. That's really insane. So, yeah, it could have been. It could have been life or death. I don't know. You know, that being said, like, if I'm in a fistfight with usually I've only ever fought my friends. It's always been like tempers get a little out of hand. Yeah. And then me and a buddy go at it. But we're not actually friends.

Like, you're just trying to win the fight. You're not trying to physically hurt them to where they can't, like, walk the next day. You know what I mean? Right, right. Do we know what you mean? I don't know. You know what I mean? I don't know. I'm saying, like, if I were to fight you guys... I know what you mean. I wouldn't, like, if there was an opportunity to break your neck, I wouldn't do it. I appreciate that. Yeah, dude, that's big of you. But if I'm in a fistfight and...

And there's like a guy with a fucking blade and he's coming at me and he's like, I'm going to murder you. Then I'd look for the opportunity to break his skull. You're looking for the excuse to kill a man. If he's trying to kill me, if I think that my life is in danger. But if I'm fighting a friend, I know my life's not in danger. Can we talk about this real quick? Yeah. What is the scenario where you would feel okay having killed someone?

feel okay? Like, if they... What if they were, like... Where you don't think it would haunt you. Uh, were they mad rude? Yeah, like... Like, you get seated at a table and they just don't bring you menus? You fully should get to kill the host. Or hostess. Were they, like, super rude to you or something? Uh, then maybe. No, it would need to be, like...

Like, I always think, like, if I come... Bullet? If you come... Fire? Fire? Silver bullets? No, if I come, like, out of my bedroom and there's just, like, a guy in the hallway and he has, like, a knife or a gun or, like, he's not leaving if I'm leaving and then we fight,

If I end up killing him, I don't want to. But if I think he's there to kill me, then I think I'd be okay with it. I'm sure I would have to go to counseling or whatever. That's what would get you to therapy? Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Maybe not. I might just be fine with it. Weird, wild stuff. Yeah, you never know. I don't know. Hey, I know I'm here because I killed somebody, but do you think I should cut back on the caffeine? Yeah.

I don't know. Would you guys be okay? I feel like that would be the scenario that I could murder a person. That's actually... Where it's like, if your family's in the house and there's just a fucking guy there, and you're like, get the fuck out of my house, and he's like, nah, and he comes towards you, and you're like, oh, fuck, now I gotta fight this guy to the death. I don't think I would ever feel great doing it, but yeah, if they're coming for my family, and if they're gonna kill your family, you gotta do it. But that's actually like a... Well, you don't know. I mean, he's not there. He's...

You know, a killer doesn't say, I'm here to kill you and your family. Right. Sometimes in the movies. Now, usually they're just like, what? It's fine. And then he subdues you and then he ties you up. He puts a bunch of plates on your back. Right. He rapes and murders your children and your wife. Yeah. And then he comes and kills you. Yeah.

Yeah. And before that happens, you have to fight this man to the death. Absolutely. Well, I actually it's a it's a YouTube hole. I sometimes fall down. It's very intriguing. But you can watch like soldiers who like talk about their first time like killing a man.

you know, because that's like a time when killing is required of you and you're not necessarily a killer. Right. Watching these people tell the story. The scenario might not even be like one that you might necessarily want to even kill somebody. Yeah. It's just crazy. They're super powerful to watch. It's just like, whoa, man, it's really fucked up. Yeah, that would that would suck. It would truly suck to have to just kill somebody on the other team.

I feel like the household one is good but also if you have an opportunity if someone's driving through a crowd and you have the chance to fucking shoot them in the face

I like that one. That's my favorite. Because then you're saving many lives. I think my favorite is that there's a gunman of sorts and I'm in my car and I can just kind of turn and

and run them over, then I think I'm feeling okay. Okay, yeah, that works too. I think I could do vehicular manslaughter. I don't know if I want to do the hand-to-hand combat stuff. No, no, no, no. Those moments would haunt me, right? Because you really got to get amped up. Whereas if there's like a windshield between you, you're like...

Yeah. Right. I was thinking about Saving Private Ryan where dude is on top of him and slowly puts the knife into his chest. It was Sandy Hook, I think. That was the elementary school, right? The super sad one. The school shooting. They were all sad, just for the record. Yeah, they're all sad. But that was really little kids. Specifically super little kids. It was horrific. Yeah.

My girlfriend at the time caught me. I was in the bathroom and I just got out of the shower and I'm looking at myself in the mirror and I'm like getting, and I'm thinking about it. And then I like played the scenario out of my head as if you were a teacher or something. Yeah. As a teacher. And he comes around the corner and I got him in a chokehold and I'm like,

And I'm playing this out in front of the mirror. And she walks in on me choking out an air, like the air. And she's like, what the fuck are you doing? And I'm like, Sandy Hook, I'm killing the guy. We need more of you. And then she was like, okay. She got it. I think she knew me well enough that was like, all right, yeah. All that checks out. You're just choking out this air terrorist. It's cool.

Yeah. Did they ever catch this? They caught the guy. Did he kill himself? I don't know shit about anything. I thought it was a little... I thought they caught him. Well, no, remember, because one of the conspiracies is that people claim it wasn't real. It was like all actors. Well, fuck those guys. Isn't that crazy? Jesus Christ. Could you imagine being one of those parents and they're like, it wasn't real. And you're like...

Yeah, what the fuck? I think they had to sue Homeboy. Yeah, Alex Jones. Yeah, and he had to pay tons of money. The only other way that I'd feel comfortable murdering someone is if my child was murdered during Sandy Hook and then someone said it was a conspiracy theory. Then I would just be like, then I'm like, man, I'd get to murder that guy now too. If I see him. Would you say, I got a theory. Fuck him up. And gun, knife, knife.

nunchucks yeah nunchucks bare hands nunchucks would be a pretty fucking sick ass way to to go about size i don't even know if i if i could kill anyone with a nunchuck that'd be that'd be a really hard probably kill yourself on accident yeah can you imagine trying to do that dude just fucking nunchucking your own face you ever nunchucked it's the hardest thing in the world you hit yourself so often right i was learning it when uh

Kyle and I were going to do this movie Sex Castle. It's based off of a comic book. Right. And we were going down the path. We had the script and everything, and I started to do fight training, and I was doing nunchuck training, and it was hard as fuck, dude. Did you start with the plastic ones with the pads on them? Yeah, the little... I feel like after watching a few...

I'm watching Ninja Turtles a few times where they have the nunchuck battle. Yeah, fellow chucker. You could do that, man. You could do it slow and then just build up speed. Tell you who's okay at nunchucks is Rebel. Rebel has the basic skills down. Rebel Wilson? Rebel Wilson, yeah. Yeah, that was her calling card when she got to the States.

That's right. Remember? She could nunchuck. When we cast her, they were specifically like, she wants to nunchuck in a scene. And we're like, yeah, she's a juggalo for sure. Yeah. Done. She was in the episode of Workaholics where we go to the juggalo dark carnival of the souls. And she played the character, I believe, Big Money Hustler was her name? Maybe. Nice pull. Yeah. I think so. And-

Yeah, and then she wanted to nunchuck, and we were like, yeah, juggalos, I'm sure, nunchuck also. Yeah, they nunchuck the fuck out of shit. One more name pull from that episode. Absolutely. The big guy who was beating up Blake or whatever. Dr. Nedden? His name was Dr. Nedden, which made me laugh so hard because Nedden just means pussy. Yeah.

to juggalos it's like a specific in juggalo in juggalo speak so his name was doctor pussy hey if you know you know god i feel like now juggalos have been so like you know interviewed and and there's so much footage of them and all that but i definitely saw a new interview where a guy was talking to him and he said something about yeah workaholics call those walking talking diarrhea people he said fuck us right uh

Well, also so funny. Yeah, very cool that we broke through, broke through their ranks. Yeah, I think we pissed a couple of them off. I remember like there was a blaze or something wanted to like beat our ass or something or the guys were twisted. I don't know. Guess what? If you kill one of us, Adam's coming for you. You don't want it. And if he's not, our dads are. Yeah, you don't want it with my boy. Hey, do we for the live show fight a bunch of juggalos?

Yeah. It's a whole gauntlet match. We fight our dads, and then the last boss is Shaggy 2-Dote. Is there any take-backs, apologies, giveaways, epic slams today? You want to take back anything about these juggalos? Look, guys, you've got a beautiful culture. Yeah. But we all know what it is. Debatable.

We all know what it is. It is what it is. What is it? I don't know what it is. Walking, talking, diarrhea people. We all know what it is. And if you guys enjoy it, don't worry about us. Yeah, more power to you. If you enjoy it, more power to you and your smelly weird shit. We're just jealous. Yeah, it's family, baby. Yeah, it's family. The great Malinka.

Admittedly doing research for that episode I now know way too many Well one I know one Two because then they did one on SNL Where they spoofed Homies That's a jail That's a fucking jail I take it back how do they work The magnets how do they work song yeah They do a lot of really cool stuff over there In Juggalo Nation By the way that is the perfect example of a song Where you're like who fucking thinks Sandy Hook was fake

people who listened to that magnets, how do they work song and go, man, wait, good points. Go all around. Yeah. Wait a second. Yeah. Everything is fake. I don't believe anything. I mean, that being said, they got a, they got a thing going. They shouldn't don't, don't worry about us judging you. You guys, you got a family. You're doing it. Yeah, absolutely. You call each other ninjas. We all know what that's replacing. It's weird. Yeah.

But you're doing it. You're doing your own thing. You're doing your very own thing. Yeah. And we said, and you know, Durs wants to give you flowers. I don't. I think you're walking, talking diarrhea people, but Durs wants to give you flowers. How did, Hey, this is how I remember how Adam's like, I'm going to die first.

Now he's like solidifying it. He's like making sure it happens. You know they're a gang, dude. They're wanted by the FBI. Nah, they're cool. They're a family. They're cool. They know their walkie-talkie diarrhea, but it's fine. They embrace it. Do you think they run around shouting, Fay, go! Instead of let's go? Oh, damn way. Well, admittedly, I'd like that a lot more. Yeah, that would be something. I would like that a lot more. Hey, butters.

Points, brother. Yes, points! Thank you. You got him. All right, guys. That was another episode of This is Important.

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