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It's a 69th episode miracle. Six or nine, next wrenches. 69, dude, this is a very special event. 69, dude. This is a very special event. This is a very special event. Six or nine. This is a very special event. Six or nine. I love you and let's 69. 69.

And here we go. 69 episodes. Fuck yeah. Only 9,931 more hours until you guys get good at this shit. Keep it up. Wow. 69. Congratulations. And now I hope you guys go for 420. Hello from Canada.

Happy 69th episode, guys. I'm a big fan of all your butts, but Blake does have the best butt. 69, dudes. Congrats. The 69th episode, I bet it's going to be super tight, butthole. And Kyle, I miss you. You got my checkered heart. Oh, my God. Happy 69th episode. Or should I say 69, dudes?

Can't wait to see you 69ing each other. I hope that you're having an absolutely stupendous 69th episode. It's definitely a call for celebration. This is Nick from Illinois. Happy 69, good dudes. And keep on sucking tits and taking shits. Congratulations on your 69th episode and fuck you, Kyle, for leaving. Bye. You made it.

to 69. Fuck you! Episode 69. You little slut. Finally some news worth hearing about. 69th episode. Keep rocking. We love the pod. Kyle, you suck, but we love you. Come back. Happy 69th episode. And I'm just wishing you guys well. It is

Peace and love, brothers. This is Sam Atkins. I listen to the pod with my brother Travis all the time. I just got done jerking off. All right, after I got done listening to the pod, happy 69th episode. Congratulations on the 69th episode. See you in Montana. Congrats on the 69th episode. Fucking love it. Congrats on your 69th episode. I was thinking maybe to celebrate tonight, might do some 69.

Hey, yo, how you doing? This is Rocky Balboa. Just wanted to say congratulations on episode number 69. So excited for your 69th episode. I love the pod. Makes me laugh every week. 69, dude! Hey, boys, this is Dylan from Minnesota. Congratulations on the 69th episode, and the show has gotten a lot better since Kyle left. Fuck Kyle. Happy 69, dude!

I am unbelievably in love with all of you, and I wish you the most tight but whole lives that you guys can have. It was foretold in the ancient tomes that this day would happen. Episode 69. Woo! 69th episode. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Woo! 69th episode. 69!

Hey, dude! Fuck Kyle. This is Stacy from Massachusetts. You guys have brought so much joy to my life. Keep killing it. Y'all have a good one, and stay 69-ing. My name is Shelby, and I'm a flight attendant in a world full of loose buttholes. Thank you guys for keeping it tight. Happy 69th episode, my friends. Congratulations, Stacy.

Congratulations on your 69th episode. This is super exciting for all of us, especially the arugula. 69th episode! Congrats on your 69th episode. Hope you guys all can celebrate by 69ing later. Congrats on the

69th extravaganza episode. Carl, I will see you in hell. Happy 69 and I wish you another 69 more. 69 entire episodes. Wow, guys. Incredible work. May your dicks get hard and your mouth stay wet. Keep up the good work. Happy fucking 69.

dude. Episode 69. It's a huge accomplishment. I can't wait till episode 420. Congrats on 69, guys. I'm really proud of you and your boobs are huge. Congratulations on your 69th episode and fuck you, Kyle. Happy 69th, you guys. You've earned it. Let's go. RIP, Kyle. What's up, motherfuckers?

This is Harry Mars. Congratulations on your 69th episode, you crazy motherfuckers. Happy 69th episode, boys. Hope it's scary and steamy and sweaty and sexual. Congratulations on the 69th episode. Love you guys. 69!

dude. I love your podcast. I hope you all get wined and dined in 69, except for Kyle. Freaking see ya! 69, dude! Hell yeah, dude. Excited for the 69th episode of TII. This one better be a lot about porn and 69 and banging and all that good jazz. Hell yeah, yeah. TII Nation, Ed out. Congrats on episode 69.

You guys are tight buttholes, man. 69 episodes. Noice. Congrats, you did it. 69, dude. This is Sam from Colorado. Just wanted to wish you guys a happy fucking 69th. And let's get to fucking 420, baby. 69 episodes. Very tight butthole. Not loose.

What time? Will we see you guys a happy 69th episode? Happy 69th. Blake does have the best booty. You guys are all hot, though. 69! 69! 69!

Congratulations, guys, on your 69th episode. Woo-hoo! Hey, it's Workaholics TV. I wanted to thank you for the flowers, and I really hope we get to see you guys 69 each other on the 69th episode, or we'll see you stay stupid human penises. Just wanted to wish you guys a happy 69th!

Dude! Roses are red, violets are blue, you boys make me horny, 42069. Congratulations on your 69th episode. Happy 69th, my dude. Episode 69, huh? Let's get weird. Fucking big booby slut. Congrats on the 69th episode. Kyle betrayed me. I hope you guys celebrate the 69th episode by giving thanks, maybe like 69 each other. 69. Butthole.

Ninth episode. Loving it. Keep doing what you do. Go off, Kings. 2022, this is important. G-I-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-Nations!

Hey, 69. Hey. Ha ha. Big boobs. Big old boobs. 69. Ah, tits. Yeah. 69 boobs and tits. 69 episodes, dude. That's fucking rad. I'm literally sitting on the floor there taking shit right now, and I want to tell y'all that you fucking rock. Congratulations on 69. Congratulations on 69 episodes. I knew you could do it. Greetings from Denmark. Good luck with your 69th episode of This Is Important. You do a great job. You're a great show.

The big 69. Here's to 69 more. Cheers, guys. On this momentous 69th episode, I only have one thing to say. Let's go! Hey, this is from Melbourne, Australia. I'm a bit of a pissed off arugulaid, but I thought I'd drop in to congratulate you guys on 69. I thought you guys were going to get better after 10, but we're not there yet. Hopefully 69 is the charm.

All right. Thank you, Lodge. Catch you later. Excellent. Wow. Welcome, everyone, to the 69th episode of This is Important. Important. Important. I like that. What a milestone. That was such a long intro, dude. Yeah. Someone had to say it. My God.

Well, you know, we put it out there for the fans to call and we got a lot of responses. Yeah. Did we get 69 responses? 69, dudes! I believe that was 69 responses right there. Cool. Great. Did you edit that?

No, that was Todd. And we got to give a big, big shout out and flowers to Todd. Yeah. We got something like 700 responses. Wow. And that's too bad. I wish we got 690. Right. And those 10 extra people that responded. Right. Yeah. You're off the project. Yeah, sorry. Sorry. Peace be with you.

I didn't know we were wearing tuxedos, guys. I didn't know. I didn't either, and I just ran up and got it right now. You look amazing. Oh, I didn't have my tuxedo. Also, I got too fat for my tux. Did you guys all get these, like, free tuxes? I remember, like, a few years ago, I was given a free tux. Is that where you guys got your tuxedo? Oh, yeah. J. Crew gave me this tuxedo. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, me too. But I got it free. I also did, but I...

I can't fit in it anymore. I'm so proud of you guys. Yeah, well, you're probably just really buff in the chest and everything. Yeah, I got probably buffed up. As we can see. Yeah, I probably got too swole. 69. Wow, happy 69, everybody. What a freaking milestone. I hope we have like a lot of surprises in store for the audience. Surprises. They're different than surprises. They're stuff prizes, and we'll get into that later. Surprises, because they're stupid, but they are. 69.

Mind, dude! Indeed surprises for some of us. So how's everybody feeling? You got your, I got some apple cider. I'm feeling really good. Got a beer. Are you off the sauce right now, Blake? Are you drinking apple cider? Yeah, I'm doing the New Year's, the cleanse. You know, everybody kind of jumps on January to just hit the reset button. You know what I do? I drink, I still drink. Right. Because you know how you clean a bathroom with cleaning products? There's alcohol in cleaning products.

That's what I'm doing. I'm cleaning out my body with alcohol. Cleaning the system. Yeah. I mean, then that's science. I'm still going to send it. Are you smoking more weed?

I do. I do tend to smoke more weed when I go beer and alcohol sober. Okay. Well, yeah, we'll have to get you fitted with some can. Isn't that what Kyle, he gave up alcohol, but then he just did weed? What an idiot. Okay. Okay. I like that. That guy sucks, dude. Little shots fired. That guy sucks, man. Well.

Yeah, well, he gave up Kyle Nujachek, the ex-member of the podcast. That's right. That was his last name. Sorry. That was his last name. See ya. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. It's a 69th episode miracle. Now we're back together again. Oh, my God. What's up, guys? Kyle Nujachek. Happy 69th episode, gentlemen. Wow.

to What Do We Owe the Honor? My goodness. Now, this is exciting. So by coming on the 69th episode, you're now vowing to come back on the podcast full-time and you're back as a 100% full-time member of the podcast. Wow, we wasted no time with getting down to brass tacks.

I'm a businessman. Here's the thing.

Here's the thing. Here we go. My schedule freed up. I'm here. What up, baby? Yeah. Fair enough. Now we're back together again. La la la la. Hey, you know what, though, Kyle? Yes, Anders. I heard from a little bird that you were still listening to the podcast, though. Is that true? I did listen to one or two. Did I do that? To see if you guys ever came around on the fucking Sizzler thing. Yeah.

What does Camerata on the Sizzler mean? Remember right before Kyle jumped off pod, abandoned ship, we got into the whole thing about I'm going to Sizzler. A lot of people thought that was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Right. It happened to line up at the right time. So I did check in to see what y'all were saying about that because I did sing it and there was a lot of noise coming in from the internet at me. Adam still looks confused because it was like instead of going to Disneyland, he was like going to Sizzler. Oh, sure. From White Men Can't Jump. But then it was White Men Can't Jump. From White Men Can't Jump. Kadeem Hardison, I believe, said it? Yes. Was that what pushed you off the project? That we were kind of going in on you a little bit about Sizzler?

Frickin' see ya. Genuinely, no. It just was the schedules of that, and then my schedule happened to line up. So I listened to two to see what happened, and then you guys are going to have to catch me up on the rest. What did I miss? Oh, phew. No.

Yeah, it was a lot of really hot fire. Yeah. I don't even know if we did any more than that. You might be caught up. A lot of political poly charge stuff. Yeah. Oh, good. Yeah, we got real charged for a few episodes. State of the Union stuff. Your boobs are huge. And we missed your side of the argument.

Yeah. So how do you feel about Joe Biden being the president? Yeah. Biden is the president of the United States, right? Do you agree with that? Hey, are you agreeing with that? I'm saying right. I'm asking the question. I don't know. Are you a Go Brandon guy? Is it Go Brandon? Let's Go Brandon. Let's go. Let's Go Brandon. What is that? Let's go. Dude, they are so good with that. It's super funny. It is. It's a fun little like wink. It is. Oh.

I love it. I think it is funny as hell. For those of you, are you in the know, Kyle, Adam, you know, let's go, Brandon? It means fuck Joe Biden, which I'm like... Don't say it. People will know. I'm like, why don't we should all have, instead of cursing, we should say just be more supportive of someone with a completely different name than the person we're making fun of. Right, yeah. I mean, I feel like that's what they're...

We. Everyone. We're all doing it. Let's go. I say the whole world. Let's all adopt this. So if we're going to say like, as the 30 people said, fuck Kyle in the preamble. Yeah, they really did. In the Sizzler reel. Sizzler reel. Sizzler reel. Maybe they should say, let's go Greg.

Let's go. Yeah, let's go, Greg. What is it? It's an attack with sarcasm, right? It's that, but I think it's supposed to sound like fuck Joe Biden. No, the origin of it was there was a NASCAR guy who had just won a race or something. They were interviewing him and

And the crowd in the background was chanting, fuck Joe Biden. Right. And they were kind of picking it up on the microphone during the interview. And the person's like, oh, yeah, they're saying let's go Brandon. So then that caught on. Right. So it does sound similar. Yes. Right. And it is very funny. And if your name is Brandon, are you like having a good day?

Yeah. Yeah. I wonder if you are like what? I mean, you're kind of crossed up if you're like your name's Brandon, but you're a huge Biden supporter. And is that a real thing? Anytime someone like yells at you like, let's go, Brandon. And you're like, yeah, there's no Brandon. That's a Joe Biden fan, right? Yeah, that's probably. Yeah. None. None. I bet Brandon's are 100%.

Anti-Joe. Non-Biden fans. Anti-Joe. Anti-Joers. Wow, you guys really have gotten very Pauly Char. Yeah, we have. Yeah, pretty charred. Kind of like to break things down on the 60s episode. Yeah, and we don't even say Pauly Char anymore. We say Pocha. We just don't have time to say Pocha. It's a very Pocha party. It's not going to stop being Pocha just because it's 69. 69. 69.

Also, I was curious because I was sitting in the wings here listening to that nice little whatever clip. The Sizzler. The Sizzler. The seven minute Sizzler reel. Sizzler reel. A lot of people saying, fuck me. What's going on? You guys been holding that or what's, you've been talking shit? I think there was a lot of animosity. You've been talking shit? Oh yeah, the bitch. What?

What's up? There was a lot of animosity from the fans that you betrayed us and you left us in our time of need over the holidays. It was your time of need? You didn't know that? Specifically? I know. I was needy. Yeah. You didn't even think to wonder if we would need you. Oh, my God. Yeah. Kyle betrayed me? What?

oh, that's on the board now. Yes. Yes. Good. Okay. So I'm coming back a motherfucking heel. Oh, okay. Well, I think it, I don't know if it's so much, you know, that you left. It's kind of the way it was very abrupt. I,

As you know, you backpedaled and sent that text message screenshot, but the aruguloids were left leaderless. You just dropped off the map. I wasn't going to say a damn thing. And then, honestly, all of the noise that was sent at me, like, are you alive? A lot of chatter. Did you feel loved? A lot of shit was...

I felt very confused because I thought we were cool. Well, to be fair, yes. I thought it was cool. I thought we talked about it. We did say fuck you quite a lot right out of the gate. Fuck you! So I feel like people wanted to be on the train with us and have fun. And it's a nod and a wink, a little. Not even, really. But you're back, baby. Woo! I'm here, man. I mean, you know, I just... La, la, la, la, la. Honestly, it was...

Call it a mental health break. I had too much shit on my plate, and the scheduling was going nuts, and we were finishing up Shadows, and I was doing the last couple episodes, and shit got down to the wire, as it always does in television. Absolutely. We know the biz. And I had to, bro. I had, broza. Betterhealth.com. But here's the difference between you and me. I'm willing to go crazy for this podcast. Hello!

Cool. I'm crumbling on the inside. I almost died for the podcast, you know? That is amazing. Good job. That's true. And I will. I will die for you guys.

So do you think that that was an asshole move to leave us sort of stranded? Or do we think it was a bitch move? Oh, bitch or asshole. Because we established that you were a bitch before, right? Yeah, I'm a bitch. Straight up. Yeah, but I don't believe that. But was that an asshole move or a bitch move? I believe Kyle is more of an asshole than he is giving himself credit for. All right. All right. I'm into that.

I mean, give me the asshole credit then. Yeah. Yeah. So where do I stand? Well, it depends if you, I mean, yeah, that's a toss up. Where does the man stand? Where do you think you stand? I guess I would like to hear it from you. This is our most charged episode, by the way. I love this. Yeah, this pochar. Pochar. I always thought that I was a B with an itch. Right. I always thought that I was a B with an itch. Uh-huh. Not.

I'm not going to say it. And then you had to scratch it. You had to scratch that itch. I guess it was kind of asshole, but not to you guys, more to the fans. And I'll speak to the aruguloids. Aruguloids. It's his first time back. Yeah, go off. Go off. I'll speak to the aruguloids. Listen up, there's a message. Listen, aruguloids, we are now calling ourselves aruguloids. Okay, this is the big news coming back. You guys just eat a ton of Rolos? Yeah.

Dude, Rolos. Underrated. Yeah, bro. Great candy. Or another Rolo Goids. No, but I will apologize because I feel like that's where I left people stranded. I think I communicated with you guys behind the scenes what was going on. And then you took it to another level for entertainment, which I kind of dig. I just knew nothing about, I guess. You said I was dead? Yeah, for entertainment. You said I was dead? For entertainment.

- You said I was dead. - No, I think dead to us. - Dead to us. - Yeah, dead to us. - I got so many messages saying, "Are you alive?" - That's fair. - Well, okay. - Well, people are like, "Kyle wouldn't betray and leave his friends. He's not an asshole."

freaking see ya yeah they didn't know they didn't know that that was a bitch move and not an asshole move yeah i guess i'm just like you know maybe i'm like yin yang you know maybe i'm like as much bitch as i am asshole and maybe that's the lesson here maybe i showed you guys a little asshole i like

Maybe I showed you a little asshole. You're a bass hitch. Yeah. Kyle, speaking as a bitch, it was inspiring. I want to make my play as an asshole coming up. So I'm really trying to devise the right time to really let my asshole fly. Well, I think this goes to show that no matter if you are a bitch or an asshole, you can still do the same things. If you want to leave your friends in a lurch and betray the community...

as a bitch or an asshole, you can still do it no matter if you are a bitch or an asshole. It doesn't matter. You can still get the same thing done. I'm still going to send it. And to be clear, he's here. He just apologized

a huge bitch move yeah that was that's how i know you're not an asshole because you weren't like i had shit to do so maybe it's not the yin yang yeah i feel like if you're a real asshole you would have been like oh okay is it oh so that that's how it's going to be and then you just cut the feed and then you dip out or he'd be like i'm just going to be quiet and watch you guys right which is what i did at the beginning of this yeah that is true and how was that for you

It was the worst. Which I wonder how many podcasts Kyle is going to last because what he doesn't realize is that we're about to do a ton of podcasts this next month to prepare. And the look on his face is. Ders will be shooting a movie in Mexico and I will be shooting a TV show in Mexico.

Berlin, Germany. We're international now. And so we're trying to stockpile as many episodes as possible so we don't have to deal with the crazy nine or ten hour time difference. Hold up. Cool. See ya. So we will see. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder, you know what, Adam? I mean, to your point, I guess I wonder how many episodes all last as well. Yeah. I don't really know. It all depends. We don't know. What do we want the overrunner to be? Two? 69.

10. 10? 10. Go real, go 10. Yeah, if you want real, go 10. You're an inside trader, though. You can't... I mean, you know. Yeah, I can manipulate this. I think six. That's a good over-under. Yeah, I think six is the real number. Okay, and I think it's going to be less than six. All right, cool. Right. All right.

So wait, it can't start with this podcast. It has to be the next. It has to be 70. Cause why? That's the first one. I like this because he's already doing this one. This is the, this is the special event, right? Uh,

So seven. Sixty nine. I don't get the logic. Well, this he's already on this podcast. Yes. We're saying and I'm counting this one. OK, well, then I'll say seven. This is we're always really good at bets and over and over and it shows. I want to get into the weeds on this. Well, that was the weirdest thing. Adam just changed the number. Well, no. Yeah. Seven. Oh, then then seven. If we're counting this one, I guess I just don't know why you wouldn't count this one because.

this one? I know, but this is the first one he's back. It's still the one. It's still the one. This is 69, dude. This is a very special event. They're all special, and that's what he's going to grow to realize. Kyle never misses a 69, baby. Oh, no. I show up to every goddamn 69, baby.

Have fun.

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Remember that one time that when that girl wanted to have a threesome with us Kyle say what and then we didn't we didn't do it 69 Remember that yeah, yeah, then we just 69 each other remember that yeah, do you remember that?

I don't remember that. I'm really happy we didn't because then that'd be like a really weird thing that we have between us. Like, cause I for sure would have probably seen your, like the back of your nutsack or something like in a weird position. You would have licked it.

I'm glad we didn't do that. Oh, you're saying if you guys did a threesome together, the two of you and a girl, you would have seen his nutsack. I'm sure. I mean, I'm sure you're seeing like nutsacks and like the back of nutsacks and maybe a butthole. If she calls for two cocks, one box, you guys doing that? Yeah.

Yeah. Good answer. Yes. I guess we would have had to, but we, in the moment, we were like, no, no, this will change our friendship dynamic forever. No. I'm happy. I agree with you there, Adam. I'm glad we had the wherewithal to say, you know what? Let's not do this. Yeah. And maybe we would have, in the moment, fell in love.

And then, and then we end up fucking each other. Two cocks, no box. Two cocks, each other's mouths. 69. We don't have wives. You don't have kids. And we're just together forever. You know, two cocks got married. That could have, that could have changed everything. I think that would be really interesting to, um,

to do with a friend like have a threesome with a very close friend and i wonder where that could lead i feel like that's how it usually they are right aren't they usually friends wouldn't they be is it i feel like i feel like it's a scenario where it's a total stranger i'm saying it's probably usually not an anonymous dude it's probably like two homies and some girls like actually actually

I think that this is called like when you go and search for your unicorn, right? Oh, yes. Great movie. Wait, what? Lauren Lapkus. Yeah. When a couple wants to have a threesome and then they go search for the random person that's going to be in it that is not going to be a part of their world anymore after this one special night, but they just go find their unicorn.

And the search for a unicorn is real. And the unicorn is just like a pretty slutty person that's willing to have sex with two complete strangers. Oh, slutty or sexually open-minded, however you want to say that, you know? Yeah. Your boobs are huge. Sexual charged. I don't say slutty as a bad thing. I think sluts kind of rock. Yeah. Yeah, sluts rock. Yeah, tight. Sluts rock. I dig sluts too. Adam comes from a long line of sluts. Yeah, for sure. Proud sluts. Yeah. Yeah.

We're a proud family of sluts. But look, I'm sure that's a real movie. I love the term unicorn. That's fun. It's a movie? Yeah, the unicorn. Lauren Lapkus. Shout out Clinton Place. I think it's Lapkus and Nick Rutherford. It's very funny. It's good. Oh, really? Lauren Lapkus was just in the movie that I did that Blake is also in, The Outlaws, and she's very funny in that as well. Very, very funny woman. You know she grew up on my street, right?

Yeah, she told me that. On your actual street in Evanston? Three houses down or something. Yes, just a few houses down. Yeah. And look at us now. Did you guys know each other in childhood? Like, was it something where you guys were playing on the same swing sets? Yeah. Well, Ders was 40 years older than her, so. Were you watching her? Were you her babysitter? I was her English teacher, and I said, she's got potential. Popo South!

Jesus Christ. Kyle, nothing's changed. Her brother's a year younger than me, so we would do freeze tag on the playground more, but she was always around. That's cool. Because she's three or four years younger than me. That is really freaking cool. Shout out to her pops, always hooping over at the playground. Oh, tight. He's a baller? Like a dad that played basketball, that just kind of blew my mind. Oh, yeah. That is cool. Lauren...

Lauren is incredibly tall. I did not know this about her. I mean, I've met her a handful of times. I don't ever remember her being as tall as she was. She had a surgery later in life to add seven inches to her. Oh my gosh. You know, you can do that. You can actually do that now. I saw, it might be like, where do they add it? Uh,

they added to your shins, your shins and your neck, your shins and your, and your thighs. That sounds painful. But, but they have to like break everything and then add, uh, but they, they can give you six, six extra inches. So six or nine extra inches. So if we do a go fund me on the podcast, I'll do, I'll do it. Fuck it. Don't you think you would have been taller? Isn't that what you're always saying? If you weren't hit by the truck, that's what the doctors told me, but they might've just been juicing me. What a cool doctor. God, you would have been six feet.

Anyway. Well, I think I was like bummed because I wanted to play sports and I was always kind of like little and he's like, well, you would have been taller. Just know that like trying to juice me up. And I don't know if it's real because my mom is a tiny person and my dad is a little taller than me, but he's not like a giant dude. Yeah. Well, it's always good when a doctor's juicing people up, especially children. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

Is it real? I enjoy a good doctor juice. Yeah, juice them up. Make them feel good about themselves. What were we talking about? Unicorns. 69ing people. We were talking about unicorns and 69s. Right. We were talking about people having threesomes and whether it's usually strangers or people you know. I still feel like... I think it's people you know 95% of the time. Right? Yeah. And then the weirdos are the people who are like, let's go find some slut.

to do this. In a great way. In a great way. In a great, fun, sexually charged way. Awesome sexual way. But I also think it all depends on what kind of ratio guy to girl sort of thing you're talking about. Because what if you were, say, at some party and two girls are like, hey, you're coming with us, then that you just have no history with. I think we're talking about two guys, one girl. One girl, yes. The right way to do it. Because two girls, one guy...

is for sure almost always friends, right? Because they're way more comfortable around each other generally. If I was in that position and really adding a male to my sexual relationship, I would want that to be anonymous? That's still two girls, one guy. Shut up.

Shut up, bitch. I feel like I would also want it to be a, a guy. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying anonymous. Because if it's like a homie of yours and you have to hang out all the time and then every time you're like at a party and they're, and they're like going to grab an Ashlyn from the fridge. Right. Yeah. And you're like, Hey,

Honey, can I get an Ashland? And they go and they reach for an Ashland at the same time and their hands kind of touch. And you're like, they're going to go sneak off and fuck again. I know they are. I don't know. Oh, so jealousy is what's getting you. I mean, probably. And then you're like trying to measure the thickness of his cock and stuff. Totally. Weird, wild stuff. Hey, what are you doing, dude? Sorry, I'm just trying to measure. You're just sorry. I'm just trying to...

But then at least you probably know the boundaries. Okay. Like, you know, your homie and like, well, you hope you know your homie and you're like, but what if it's some other guy? Yeah. He could be a wild card. Okay. He's showing up late at night. Like that movie auto, the autofocus where he's like, whose hand is that? And he's like, yeah, mine. And he freaks out and he's like, I got a thumb in your ass two weeks ago. Okay. But what if it's, what if it's a homie of yours?

And this guy's throwing it down. It's you. Okay, go ahead. It's you. He's doing double front flips off the top rope into your girl. Yeah. Wait, why is it – it doesn't have to be your girl. It could just be – Yeah, is it your girl? No, that's what I'm saying. It's like if it's you – Well, that's how I'm taking it. Yeah, that's how I was – That's how I'm taking it too.

It was two homies and then they meet some chick and she's like both. Oh, we were talking about if it's like you were bringing someone into your relationship. That's what I thought. That's the perspective I had. Oh, then yeah, it's got to be a stranger. Yes, that's what I'm saying. Absolutely. Or you clone yourself and then she runs off with the clone. Kyle, let's start our own podcast where me and you agree on this. I don't know if I have time for it, but yeah. Adam, I love you.

Whoa. Okay. I love you and let's 69. Okay. We had our opportunity and we didn't take it. That's crazy. What if you guys did though? How would it have changed the dynamic? We would have gone. I feel like we did that episode with me and Kyle.

We were so desperate to get with homegirl that we were sucking each other's tits and stuff. That's right. She put his underwear in my mouth. Yeah, that was on the Instagram account, that Workaholics TV recently, and I watched that. That was an unreal scene. Durs, I'm so happy we have that. Too rough. And big shout out once again to the Workaholics TV Instagram account. They're doing great work over there. Yeah, we heard them on the intro. It was good to hear her voice. Wow, I don't think I've ever heard it before. And it's a woman. Yeah.

Who knew? And also the people that are running TII Nation. They're doing great work too. We're really building a community here. Yeah, it's fun to watch those old Workaholics clips of scenes that you haven't seen those episodes in for so damn long. I know I haven't gone back and watched the old episodes in a long, long time. Kyle quit already.

No, he's got something. No, I'm just grabbing it because I got this. I just put it up on the wall. It's a Johnny Ryan drawing of that scene. That's tight. Oh, that is great. I got a couple of Johnny Ryans right here, yeah.

It's cartoon Kyle and cartoon Durs sitting in Durs' bed looking like they just fucked each other. With Carl's jockeys. Look at those nipples. Those aren't real. Your nipples are tiny. I had nipple rings, bro. Remember? Oh, they were prosthetic nipples, right? They were other nipples on top of my nipples. Yeah. Yeah. It was awesome. Wow. How long did that take to put those on, those nipples? Was it a long time in the chair or what?

I don't think so. I think it was maybe like 20, 30 minutes maybe to get them looking perfect. Yeah, they look real as hell. I love it. That's important. That shit's important. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, it is. And they were grape flavored. Oh, yeah, because you licked them, bro. You went... Yeah, how much could you tug on them? Could you bite on them and stuff and they'd stay on? I was doing like a... Yeah, they were on there. I think we made sure that they were...

Really glued on. Durable. That's Alexei for you, man. That guy's a pro. Now he's winning Academy Awards and shit. Alexei Dimitriev. Did he get an Academy Award? Or did he get an Emmy for Mandalorian? He's won multiple Emmys. Oh yeah, it was an Emmy. But Alexei Dimitriev

I think that's how you said it in his last name. He was our makeup artist on Workaholics. Great guy. Great guy and was always doing extra stuff.

3d sculpting like monster 3d masks making tattoos was always just doing more than he had to and he was a great asset for us you know a lot of times your makeup artist won't be able to do special effects makeup and he could do both so we really use that with him and then he went off and now he's doing like the mandalorian he did uh the boba fett and he's now that the head makeup person uh

on Guardians of the Galaxy 3, which is a really, really big deal. He was a boss. Big ups. We definitely didn't challenge him enough because he just had to put like makeup mostly on us three guys, which is not like a lot. And then I think he was just spending his time doing other cool stuff. And yeah, I like to think he owes us. Yeah. Yeah. We launched. We tried to throw him some stuff like Bill's

uh dream when we were all three those like weird like albino steampunk guys we gotta post those pictures of you your nose in that oh yeah um you were unrecognizable that might be our weirdest that might be our weirdest episode by the way best episode yeah remember we were like we're gonna give bill and montez a whole ass episode and see where they take it action movie hey

We know fans. Man, that was a fun one to make. Yeah. That one was excellent. Yeah. With the turtle and Bill was just on a revenge mission and shit. All the parkour up the walls for Bill. That was just... Did he have a voiceover as well? Yeah. Yeah. He said, little did they know I was playing pocket pool on the way to work and I was hard. Yeah.

He killed it. Speaking of scenes that I forget about that were from Workaholics, anytime I see a scene of Bill, I still crack up so hard. Where Alice was saying something about how he can't get chicks and nobody dates him and he's just like, ow.

Ouch. He's so good. Talk about a dude who nailed every line. Yeah. Yeah. Bill killed it. Big Bill Stevenson. Like just knew the character. It was easy to write for him. And then when him and Ghostman paired up. Checking. Yep. When they grabbed each other's balls. Unstoppable. And then he grabbed his balls. Yes, sir. We like learned from him as we went to as his as his character got bigger and bigger. Like he was like.

We wrote to his strengths, and it just kills him. Because he was just a guy we hired for one episode. And his strengths were chain-smoking cigarettes in the parking lot. Drinking Mountain Dew, smoking. He was working his lines. Dr. Pepper leaders. Out there running lines. Aren't there some old episodes of television, Durs, that you saw of Bill? What shows was he on? No, Ghostman.

No, Bill had a... No, you're right. No, I did see Bill. Bill was on some Disney show from way back or something that I saw. Yeah, he had hair, which was surprising. Yeah, we got to pull that up. Bill was in a movie. Isn't Bill in Twister or something? He might be. Or Contagion, or what's another one? Adam was just saying he had long, long hair. Outbreak. Outbreak. He looked like a stoner. Flowers. Flowers.

Blake, do we have any calls to listen to? Calls to listen to? Yeah, I think we do. You guys talk a little while. I think it was Outbreak. Bill's in Outbreak? Yeah, he's got a scene. I think he posted something at the beginning of the pandemic and it was just so timely. Did you say Twister?

I did, but it wasn't Twister. Just a Twister thing real quick. Do you guys remember seeing the Twister trailer in the movie theater and have your mind blown? Absolutely. I saw Twister at a drive-in theater in Iowa. But specifically the trailer.

Yes. No. The trailer was like a game changer trailer. I think it might have been like when I went to go see Jurassic Park or something that era. But like the cow or the tire coming out at the camera. I remember being like it was like fucking too real. Here's the thing though. Here's the thing about that that's super weird is like that cow in the trailer. I don't think is in the movie. Didn't make

the cut like they spent the money on the trailer and then you're waiting for it on the flick and there's no fucking cow oh is that right yeah I don't know it was one of the first times that like yeah that clocked it it was like kind of a big thing like because the trailer was so memorable and then like that's the way it sort of ends and then you're at the movie theater waiting to see that part and it never comes and Fred Seymour Hoffman like screaming like right past the camera he's like get inside

go to the basement or whatever it was. So good. Did you guys, did you guys watch a licorice pizza? The, uh, new Paul Thomas Anderson. Yes. Just haven't watched it yet. Gotta watch it. I need to watch it. That's, that's my next one. It's cool. It's, it's a vibe, man. It's a vibe flick for sure. Love it. Do you remember the trailer for it? Uh,

Not really. I didn't watch the trailer for it. It was a tire fall. But who did you just say? Philip Seymour Hoffman's son is the lead of it. Really? Yeah. Does a great job. His name is Cooper. Cooper Hoffman. Yeah, he's awesome. Philip Seymour Hoffboy. Yeah. Hey, whoa. Wait a minute. This is the way. No, it was the way. Wait, no. That wasn't it. Yes, points!

Thank you. Yeah, got him. Blake, hit us with one, baby. Okay, yeah, here we go. What is this? This is just some questions that came in along with our happy 69. Let's see if this actually will work. Call and response.

We've covered this. Really good question. Well, definitely we know mine, right? Well, first of all, Glasgow, and that is a real place. I'll have to look that up. It's in Scotland. I just looked it up. Scotland. I gotta make my way over there when I'm in Berlin.

Yeah, I definitely covered it on mine. Mine was on the airplane. That was probably the weirdest place I did that. Yeah, I feel like we covered this as well. Hey, it seems like you didn't. Hey, guy from Glasgow, you didn't listen to the podcast enough. If you want to know everything about us, you got to listen to all 69, dude. Thank you. But also, Blake.

What? We covered this. Okay, sorry. I'm just... Look, I didn't prepare... Are they not labeled? They're sort of. Hold on. Let's see. Here we go. Papa Sal! Taking a shit here, bud. Wow, another... TMI. Just wondering if you'd rather have penises for fingers or vaginas for ears. Or...

You'd rather shoot a brick or piss a golf ball. Or, would you rather have peace buds in your butthole or

or poop out of your mouth. Taste buds in your butthole, obviously. That's all I have to say, Blake. Obviously, taste buds. Yeah, out of all of those, I'm with Durs. Idiot. You're an idiot. I'm with Durs. Blake. And obviously, penises for fingers, obviously. Then vaginas for ears? Well, I mean, imagine how great you'd be at... Fingering? At fingering. Exactly. If you had penises for fingers, you'd be incredible.

Women would be lining up down the block. Also, that's just cool. Yeah, you're on the Tonight Show for sure, showing your penis fingers. 69. Vaginas for ears? You got to have tampons in your ears now? No, thank you. Do you think you have to pee out of each one of those penises? Do each one of them have a bladder or what? That's a lot of piss. Sure.

But then you're like, that's so easy to just kind of be like, it's 10 more times a day. I'm running the bathroom. I don't know about that. No, you have still the same bladder. Well, Kyle, where's, where's your weirdest place that you masturbated? Cause I know mine was at a TJ Maxx. Um,

and blake's was on a plane where's where was yours i mean i guess school i don't know i can't remember oh you jerked off in school like in class no no like uh like in the bathroom yeah what that's good oh yeah i gotta remember i spent a lot of time at school we had practice in the morning then you just go you go straight to school you didn't have time to jerk off at

home. You had to do it. And then you go straight to practice after. You're there a lot. And horniness would just hit you like a ton of bricks when you're that age. It's a curse. It still does. Still does to this day. I think probably like in the back of a moving van or something like that. You know what I mean? Like a church van youth group trip. A moving van?

Freaking see ya. Like not a moving van, but like a vehicle that's moving. Like a van with people in it. By the way, we don't know what's weird to who. Exactly. Did you guys ever jerk off while in a car with your family? No. Yes. Okay. Okay.

Yeah, 100%. This is why we missed you, Kyle. He's back. Now we're back together again. La, la, la, la, la. Well, we had a 1989 Ford Taurus. Yeah. Right? That is the horniest vehicle. Sexual, yeah. The lines on that thing. This is important. Oh.

You had a Taurus? That was a game changer. That was a future car. Go ahead. Yeah, it was a Ford Taurus. It was a station wagon. That's a beautiful car. And you're a car guy. Thank you. And it was the kind that in the back where the trunk was, it had a seat. The face backwards? That fucking...

That faced backwards. So then you're kind of just creeping on the drivers behind you, just cranking down. Your mom's like, what are you doing back there, Kyle? Yeah, just looking at stuff. Yeah, just doing some brain quests. Can you open the back windshield? Yes!

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You guys remember just a few days ago, I forgot who did it. It might have been TII Nation. They released photos of us as women and as old men and stuff. Oh, I saw that. Kyle looks exactly like his mom, Pamela. Pfft.

Pamela. Pamela. Pamela. Pamela. Perfect. A Rolo Goids. Pamela. It's a bagel. You look just like your mom, man. For Shizzle Reel. I looked very much like my mom, too. Yeah, I mean, I look like my mom. Yeah, I looked a ton like my mom as well. Yeah, I look like my mom. Yeah, we all look like our moms. But guys, guess what? It's because...

They made us into women and we come from our moms. Isn't that wild? It's science. I'm just saying it was real spot on. It was crazy. I know Kyle's mom a little better than your guys' mom. So I think that's why it really knocked me on my ass when I saw that.

I was like, I know this lady. Yeah, I mean, I... Looked great. Yeah. Really great. Looked like a real girl. Like a real... Yeah, absolutely. Like if she walked in the room, I'd be like, hey, what's up? What do you need? Yeah, I mean, I think I look... I thought I looked pretty good. I think I...

Adam, your girl, Adam, had like an intensity that I did not need. Yeah, there was a fire behind those eyes that you're like, I don't know if I can handle this little rug rat. She was a hot mess. Yeah, she's climbing up the walls, that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a hot mess. Blake, hit us with another. Okay, here we go. Here's, I don't know. Happy 69, nerd.

I have a quick question though. I've always been wondering who decorated your cubicles in Workaholics and who was the fan of the musician Leon Russell in the later seasons? There's some pictures in there. Anyway, okay. See you later. Bye. Okay.

Interesting. Who was our set decorator on Workaholics? Let's give them a shout out. Well, we had a few. A few, yeah. We went through a couple. Yeah, we had, before the pilot, we had Haley. She did the pilot presentation, and then Gary Corden took over. Gary. Mastermind, huge Stern fan. Go ahead. Yep, yep. Gary Corden. Gary Corden.

Yes. Wore a lot of cool blacks. Had some blondish hard hair. Yeah. A lot of gel. Slightly goth, but with a kind of a... Real cool looking guy, yeah. Rock, rock guy. Yeah, rock and roll. He was hot. He was hot.

But if I remember, I mean, she specifically asked about the Leon Russell, and that's all Ders. That is all Ders. That's Ders. Ders was very particular about what hung up in his cubicle. So I had one spot that originally was Sam Cooke here. And then I believe after that, it was Leon Russell later. But after that, it was fucking- Was it Peaches and Herb or whatever? Not Peaches and Herb. It was fuck. I'm losing it now.

And then eventually it was MCA, who I have up here. There's a Sam Cooke picture. But yeah, my mind is blanking on who it was. Sam Cooke there. Well, who was over your bed? Because I remember that. Oh, yeah.

Wow. That was Lil' Kim, right? I got that over here on the ground. No, no, it's Keith Sweat. I got a Keith Sweat post. Keith Sweat. That's right. That was good. That was real sexy. I thought it would just be very funny to have this super honky dude with not the most obvious R&B singer in his room. And it's like, oh, this dude's into Keith Sweat? Okay. All right.

Oh, he is. Durst just really wants to throw it down. He just cannot convince a woman to help him out with that. I feel like you got the closest in our show. You got pretty close a couple times. To effing? To effing girls, yeah. Didn't we... Well, you know, speaking of the clips that we haven't seen for a long time, they played the one where, like, you guys spring on...

in on me with like the girl we're kissing and then you're like whatever you weren't gonna get any and then I go oh yeah and I stand up and I just had my pants on my lap and

as fully naked walking away. That's right. I don't remember that. If you missed it, go check it out. It's a pretty good butt. I think Carl says Ders gots a butt. That's right. I think so. I think a compliment. Now that's a butt. Did any of us have sex on the show? 69. I did. Kyle, what's up? Did you? On your wedding episode?

I think I had sex with the barracuda. Or I guess we just stuck the pen up her butt or she stuck the pen up my butt or whatever. Yeah, that's right. Oh, I had sex season one when... The chin-do? With the chin-do, yeah. Wait, did you have sex or were you just chin-doing? I don't know if I actually had sex or if I was just used. You had sex off the high dive on the college episode. You lose your virginity. You have sex and you slam her off the high dive.

What a cool way to lose your virginity. 69. Oh, that's a crazy ass fucking action. By the way, you know those dudes JT and Chad, the like OC bro guys who have a podcast and are very funny and go speak at like the city council and ask for like fucking Paul Walker statues and stuff to be. Anyway, I did their podcast the other day. Yeah.

You've done it multiple times now, huh? I've done it twice, yeah. One over Zoom and then one in real life. Oh, my God. But we talked about that moment, and they were like, yeah, we love that episode. And I was like, yeah, I just kind of wish Adam's character didn't buck her so hard off of the top and that it was more of like an accident. But when we watched it in the edit, it was just explosively funny. Yeah.

So we left it. But that's like only maybe the only moment in our show that I just wish we dialed back 10%. Absolutely not. Come on. He had to send it. No, I hear you, Durs. No, no, no. I think he can send it, but it didn't have to be like a fucking wham, bam, goodbye, man. Save a horse, route a cowboy. It could have been like a, whoa, oh, no.

Yeah, save a horse, ride a cowboy. Well, I think I do recall us kind of thinking about riding the line. So to set it up for the audience, it's I'm having sex on a high dive. Right. Five meter board. And that's how I lose my virginity. Ten meter. Yeah. And I...

The last boinkening, as I'm ejaculating, she flies off. No, no, no. She doesn't fly off because that means that she just flew off. She's launched. Why does she fly off, Adam? You humped her. By what? She's launched because I've thrusted. So that's what it is. She doesn't fly off. She's thrusted off.

I thrusted her off. I feel good. That's what Durz is saying. And all I'm saying is that I just wish it was more of like a you had your hands on the hips for control and then you were so excited you went like this and the thrust off sent her over because she wasn't being held on to as opposed to a true fucking thing.

Right. That's all. Yeah. Okay. Understandable. I'm not saying it wasn't funny. I'm just saying watching it back now, I'm like, ah, it could have also been funny if it was more accidental and less. Yeah. I mean, the way we got, the way we even got there though, is we were trying to think of the most insane way a person could lose their virginity. And I think we came up with. That's it.

On a high dive at a party, which, my goodness, freaking legendary, dude. Legends, man. And we quoted her, that actress, for a very long time. I talked about this on the other pod, but we'd always talk about how like, I'm just a girl from a small town with...

One stoplight. She rocks it. She kills it. She rocks it. I mean, I guess all we would have had to do was say, like, have Adam do an ADR. Whoops, sorry. You know, like, that could have softened it a little bit. I think he does. Does he? Did you say that in the cut? I can't remember. He might say something that doesn't sound super sorry. It's like, oh, my bad, I guess. Oh, sorry about it. Remember that Sopranos commercial with Chris where he would kick over the tequila and he goes, oops. Oops.

I love that. That's my favorite. So good. That's a really good commercial. Hit us with the one last... Why is that not on the board? Oops should be on the board. I got it, but it was dirty. It didn't sound good. Oops. Oh, they all sound great? Hey, guys. This is Cheyenne. I am calling from South Dakota. Okay. COVID capital. I want to congratulate you on your 69th episode. Nice. And...

She's like in her room, don't want her parents to hear. Until my parents come in my room and beat me.

I love you too. And thank you for doing this. Hey, you're welcome. 69, dude. She's at work. She's for sure at work. She's like, I'm a nurse. COVID's hitting hard. Somebody's on the respirator. I gotta go, but I just wanted to say 69. 69, dude. I think this woman's about to deliver. Beep!

I had to take my mask off real quick. Just flatlining in the background. Favorite moment? Favorite moment from the podcast. I mean, it's pretty up there. Kyle's return on the 69th episode. That was a lot of fun. It's still happening. Hey, hey. I was going to say when I rebranded from aruguloids to arulogoids.

That was a favorite moment. 69, dudes! That was huge. I think this is just how bad our memories are. We're like, uh, this now. Yeah, like right now. I can't remember. I thought when Kyle left, I really thought we found our legs. Uh-oh, here we go. Frickin' see ya. Yeah, we were kind of dead sprint then. That's a great fucking soundbite. That was a great time on...

Those three episodes we did where we were able to schedule them very easily. Pedal to the metal. We were all excited to do the podcast. That was great. I get it. I feel like yelling at Adam for liking owls was fun. No.

We still didn't really go in on him about his favorite meal being lunch. That is a good one. What? Yeah, Kyle. What is this? Adam's favorite meal is lunch. What are you fucking in kindergarten, bro? You know, the thing they invented brunch. They invented brunch because lunch was so fucking sorry. Okay. Well, we've gone over this.

We've gone over this. This is every day. This is like your choices are what, what are your choices? You know what your choices are? Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and fourth meal. It's my favorite time to eat. It's not, I'm not talking about like only club sandwiches. I'm talking, it's my favorite time to eat. I would rather eat in the middle of the day and eat a big, awesome meal, no matter what it is, whether it's eggs or steak or cheeseburgers. Those are the three things I eat. Uh,

He eat it in the middle of the day. That's my favorite time to eat food, dude. I think lunch rocks. I think lunch is the best because it is the most appropriate. You think lunch is the best too? Absolutely. Lunch is the best. You guys are fucking idiots. You are. I'm kind of bozo, buddy. Hold on a second because I'm actually trying to process this real time in the moment. And I actually don't think breakfast wins. I don't think dinner wins. I don't think fourth meal wins. I think it's lunch.

Okay. Thank you. You guys are fucking idiots. You guys are the darlings. You guys are the darlings people. I know. What's yours? What's your rib eye? First of all, fourth meal's the best. There's never been a time where food has tasted better. That's a dirty, dirty meal. No. Yeah, that's nasty. That's like, you got some fucking shit you got to clean up. I'm down in it, baby. Yeah, you're a garbage person, dude. Obviously. You're a garbage person, dog. Like a late dinner at like

nine o'clock you're in New York City you're getting a drink you're getting something like a steak maybe you're so romantic well sure yeah I guess I guess if like geographically you are in New York City or I'm in fucking Montana and I'm outdoor at this like outdoor barbecue place and like they come up and they give me a fucking we're not talking like a special thing we're not talking anything I'm talking every day fine I get home I kiss my children and they go you know what

there's some food on the stove and I go, fuck yeah! Lunch blows. Lunch is a rush. All right, hey. Yummy! You're wrong. No, I'm not. What's the best lunch meal? What's the best lunch meal? Go. Sandwich. Eggs. The best lunch meal? Like I said, you don't have to. It doesn't need to be. I'm not talking about the food that you eat during lunch.

During the meal. I'm talking about the time. Your favorite thing last time was you were like, yeah, sometimes you can have breakfast for lunch. And I'm like, that's breakfast late, homie. And you can have dinner for lunch. That's what's great about lunch. That would be a brunch. That's brunch. But nobody does. No one's ever said, I'm having lunch for dinner. Ever. I'm pissed now. They say I'm having breakfast for lunch or I'm having breakfast for dinner. Yes, you do all the time. You have a sandwich for dinner. Who said that? I have sandwiches for dinner. What?

Fuck it. Why not? Having a sandwich for a dinner is like a low point. If you're like, well, I'll just make a sandwich. Hey, guess what? You lose. Kyle, I'd like to give you flowers for coming back on the podcast for the 69th episode. Unbelievable. I think everyone's very excited for being here. I agree.

With you, that lunch is the best. Thank you for standing up for me when Durz is attacking me for no reason. Well, it's just uncalled for. It's uncalled for. There are four years, maybe eight years in your life where lunch is the best meal. Well, what about school? Like, school lunch was the sickest. I was just going to say, I was just going to say, there are four to eight years where lunch is the best. Okay.

And that's it. After school, you can finally have a good dinner. No, fuck dinner. I hated dinner. You got to go sit with your family. I'd rather sit with my homies. Yeah, that's true. That sucks, dude. I'd rather with all the homies. I just clarified this. Okay, so you're at work, right? So we're all working actors and Kyle is a working director. When you are working and it's a long day, it's a 12, 14 hour day. And in the middle of the day, they give you an hour break.

30 minutes, go ahead. After Last Man normally results in an hour. In about an hour. And then you get the biggest fucking meal. And you get everything. You get the chicken. You get the beef. You get the shrimp.

It's a bagel. You make yourself a big salad. Pizza, pizza. You have fucking everything that you want and you get to take your shoes off and you get to take off those leather pants that Kelvin wears on the Righteous Gemstones coming back this Sunday. Pizza, pizza. Let me tell you about real life, Adam. You're talking about being a movie star. Yeah.

When I was a telemarketer... I'm talking about my life, dude. This is the way. And that's the only life I know. We're not saying what your favorite is. We're arguing what the best meal is. Not what your favorite meal is. You could say your favorite meal is fucking 9.32 in the morning. And we go, oh, that's breakfast. You go, no, breakfast is earlier. We're not talking about you. We're talking about what is the best. Now we're back together again.

When you're a real person, you don't have a trailer to go to. You don't have this fucking spread of everything that's insane. Sometimes you got 30 minutes to go to El Pollo Loco and get a BRC burrito. That's bomb. Because that's all you can do. That's fucking bomb. Hey, by the way, I would love that. My God. I love fucking BRCs. Guys, and that is another episode of... Adams, look at his bow tie.

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