Ep 77: Dudes Gone Wild
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Oh boy. So fucking hot. I'm going to take a couple of deep breaths here. Oh, we are in. Everybody take a deep breath. That's a baseline right there. Let's take some deep breaths. Did you see the, it was like a high school sort of talent show or something.

And they did that riff. Yeah. Really? And the school lost their fucking minds. They went crazy. Like, was it during, like, a marching band thing, or was it, like, a talent show? No, it was, like, a pep rally or something, and, like, the band was performing, and then they just go, boom, ba-dum, boom, boom. Yeah.

And the school went wild. What's dope is that the teachers, you can't out yourself. You can't be like, well, you can't do because then everyone's like, well, how do you know what that is? I don't know. Is that parliament? But then one teacher, or he might have been the vice principal, pulled his cock out.

It was like this. Okay, can we cut the commercial? Pulled his cock out and just started cranking down, dude. This was on the video? It was like a Pavlovian response. He just started uncontrollably pre. He was like he couldn't help himself. He just heard the noise and just started cranking down, dude. That's hot, bro. You gotta watch the video. Yeah.

Your boots are huge. Oh, shit. Because as we've established, most teachers are generally just 99% of the time trying to fuck students. What? 69, dudes! What? That's our education system? Yeah. What? That's our... We've established that? Dude, well, we've established... I mean, this might have been when Kyle was on his sabbatical, but... Right. Yeah. Hiatus. Hiatus.

Yeah, he was high. I was high as fuck. We've established that kids are too fucking sexy, dudes. And it's not these teachers' fault. They can't have themselves. And Adam, can I give you a shout out? Because you said it just kind of, you said it a little bit now and you said it before and I didn't catch it.

These kids are getting damn sexy is from a sketch we did way back in the day. It is. It is. Oh, yeah. What was that? What sketch? Isn't it the one sketch we did about a teacher fucking? A current affairs. Oh, yes. It was. We did one. I played a student who my teacher had sex with me. Yes. Because you were too fucking sexy. I was super stoked on it. And she was in prison. Well, you know, your teacher raped you.

Because it's statutory. Statutory early. We did a lot of fun rape comedy back in the day. Well, this is an interesting thing because it's like this dude just scored with his teacher, but in the eyes of the law. Lady Liberty. And he was like, yeah, she raped me like I guess 20 times under the bleachers and here. She raped me there. Yeah.

He was all stoked on it. And then I played a cool gym teacher with a thick stache. It really worked that stache for all that I could. Yeah, was that one mustache that we kept reapplying to your face? I bet we had only one mustache in our makeup box, right? We had a few. Maybe two. I think that was post-crossbows and mustaches. So I think we had like six.

six or seven. Dude, we used to have a tackle box, like a fucking fishing tackle box. A kiddie caboodle? That had the mustaches in it. Makeup, any sort of props. I like how Blake says, is that the mustache we kept applying on you? Like you would just, we'd hold you down and put it on your face. Not again, I'll never do this character again. It's going to be funny, trust us.

I don't want to. Put it on, Adam. You're funnier with the mustache. Why? The way that it moves when you move your upper lip, it's hilarious. Yeah, you were doing that. You had a lot of fun with that mustache. Which it was. It is. You can do a lot. We could post that vid. God, I really wish Adam would put in a few years with a mustache, but he just refuses. What are you waiting for, bro? We know. Dude, I can't...

Yeah. I can't grow a mustache. Well, you have like a pencil mustache, right? You got a thick caterpillar on your upper lip. I got nothing, bud. Mine's wispy as fuck. I look like a 1920s Frenchman. Man.

I'm a man! Yeah, you look like the guy from The Artist. What's the one with the dog? The dog won the Oscar? Yeah, with the little pencil thing. Yeah, the artist. Oh, yeah. What's that one director's name? What's that guy's name? John Waters. Yeah, John Waters style. Can we give flowers to John Waters? Well, now he's going to die. Oh, you're right. Fuck him. Serial Mom isn't in my top 10 greatest movies of all time. What?

Wink, wink. Serial Mom is his flick? Yeah, yeah. People worship John Waters. I'm not super deep on him. No, me neither. I don't know much. He's amazing. He's like a mayhem dude, right? Like, he just likes to cause chaos. Doesn't he have like... I feel like I have a book by him that's just like, cause chaos. Yeah. Really? Like pink and stuff. The original Disruptor. Like Pink Flamingo is... Yeah.

Insane. You watch it and you're like, this is wild. Don't know it. Yeah, his whole thing, he's kind of like a Baltimore legend. I heard he just kind of hangs out. He's a scene stirrer, just supposedly like a cool, weird dude. Yeah. I've never been in a room with him. The Rippin' and the Terran.

Sorry about it. That's John Waters? He directed that clip? Yeah, I've never been to Baltimore, actually, but I've heard Baltimore is like a pretty weird, cool city. Yeah, I think if you are from there and you're down, it's like you really fall in love with it. If you know the cool alternative spots, it's not...

it feels like it's kind of a dying city and a lot of times when cities like that are dying they have a really cool subculture community yeah well yeah that's because housing gets really cheap and then like artists move in and they sure yeah start throwing on the walls and it's dope

They start making artisanal donuts and everyone loses their mind. Oh, yeah. I'm living in a nightmare. And then the kids play at the talent show and play the Pornhub theme song and the crowd goes, wow. Hit us with it, Blake.

69, dudes! Your boobs are huge. It is kind of tough to not have a Pavlovian response to that, like when you do hear that. It is rough. Like you're like, well, that's what I hear normally when it's about to go down. A lot of times I don't even watch the videos. I'll just listen to that over and over. On loop? Yeah, I'll put that on loop and just go to Cranktown. Who's the Pornhub house band? Who came up with that riff?

Garage band? You think? Yeah. I bet it's a catalog. Maybe it's like a free noise that you can just snake. You think? I bet it's a catalog because a lot of people grab it. The whole thing or you think somebody just made it on garage band? Is there more than that riff? I bet. No, no. I'm saying like those are several instruments. I'm saying did someone just take a bass and – I'm betting that it comes from a catalog and then they just used it. I bet you're right.

And then they just took it. That's like the same with Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Their theme song is a catalog song that you can get in. Because I remember scrolling through catalogs when we used to make it and be like, this is sunny. This is free. Really? I didn't know that. That's interesting. But so then anybody can use it?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know what they've done since. Maybe in hindsight, they went back and bought it, but I don't know. I don't know. I think you could just use it. Do you guys remember when my mom, remember Girls Gone Wild? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. That's the VHS days. Well, I don't, I'm not getting that. That's not it. Not exactly. We could play it for people. We'll post it. We need to find that. But the Girls Gone Wild theme song was a free noise song.

A free sound. It was steel drums kind of. Love steel drums. My mom just liked this song and it was her ringtone for years. Well, hang on. Hang on. Because I think you're. Weird, wild stuff. The way you're describing this is confusing. You're saying your mom liked the Girls Gone Wild song. She didn't know it was that song. She picked that. No, my mom's horny as fuck.

We know. You come from a long line of sluts. His mom was on a mailing list where she had Jerry Springer too hot for TV. Backyard wrestling. Backyard wrestling. She's a huge bum fights person. My mom just heard it on her phone of free ringtones. My mom's cheap. Didn't want to buy a ringtone. I get it. She just liked that steel drum noise. It reminded her of the Caribbean. There's a reason. It's a hit.

But she would play it. It was her ringtone, so it would go off all the time, and it was the Girls Gone Wild theme song, and I loved it. And what's crazy now is that it's come full circle because you and Joe Francis vacation a lot together, right? Cut to commercials. We're old friends. Cut to commercials. You guys play pickleball together, right? Cut to commercials. Have you gone wild with him? Yeah, I finally picked up pickleball and didn't do it with my homie Kyle. Pickleball.

Pickle gone wild, bro. Me and him get wild. We've gone wild with us, Bilzerian, Jeremy Piven, and other local creeps. Hey. Whoa. Hey. Hey.

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Girls Gone Wild, that motherfucker was just going to colleges or small spring break towns or whatever and saying, hey, get in this van and I'm going to film you in my t-shirts and stuff. While you're blackout drunk. It was very problematic. Right. And it was mostly titties. He became a billionaire in three years. Billionaire? With a B, homie.

Yes, for sure. Well, sex sells, baby. What's weird about that? Yes, because he went from those tapes to DVDs, which are hyper inexpensive to publish and make and whatever. And he had like orders were like, if you were on for one, you started getting them monthly and college kids. It was like the new Playboy magazine. When you moved out of your parents place, you just got Girls Gone Wild to the crowd.

So I'm queuing up Joe Francis net worth. Yeah. Well, now he lost it all. He went to jail. I'm glad we're putting the spotlight back on Joe. Do we want to guess how much he has? Now? Right now? $200 million. $400,000. I think he's in jail. But he was a billionaire. I'm saying $400,000. I'm saying $40 million. You're looking at the number. I'm not. I haven't looked it up yet.

I'm going to say 25 mil. Okay. 200 mil. 200 mil. He was a billionaire. He went to high school with our manager. Who cares? Allegedly. 25 million. Whoa. Yes. Nice. Blake was on. Thank you. Yeah, good job. I know Joe. So he was a billionaire.

I'm sorry, what was that? He was a billionaire? Really? No, this is a question. I'm looking for it. No, there's no way. I do not see anywhere where he's a billionaire. A billionaire, a billion is a lot of money, dude. Yeah, it's a ton of money.

By the way, thank you. Because sometimes I'm like, what is a billion? And it's a ton of money. How many billionaires are on earth? Well, there's a lot more now, right? Like the bell curve has gotten so that you can achieve Bill. You can achieve a B. You can get to Bill. Bill used to be way unobtainable, but now. I mean, it's not easy, but it's crazy. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah, it's so stupid. Ever since Homeboy made that song and then crashed the jet ski. Wompum Gangum style? Oh.

Oh, Sean Kingston. I Want to Be a Billionaire So Bad? Was that his song? Oh, yeah. I know that song.

Is that him? Hold up. Or am I thinking of... I want to be a billionaire. That song? I don't know if that's him. Now I'm confusing the suicidal, suicidal. Oh, that's a great track. I want to be a billionaire. Oh, dude, it's tough. I'm telling you, it's super tough. Well, Joe Francis is kind of a hump. Adam. Adam's deep diving. Stop juicing up Joe, man. The guy's a scumbag. Yeah, he's scuzzered.

He's a scuzzard. Dude, but he's kind of sexy. You'd think he could get chicks without luring them into his van for free t-shirts and glow sticks and shit. That was the business plan. But that's the thing. He was all about the B, bro. He was all about the B. He's chasing the fucking B. I don't know. I feel like our producers, I'm not finding it. They need to dig in the crates and find if he has ever had a billion dollars. Because right now it's saying 25 mil. He was a billionaire. There's no way. Does that change who he is? Yes. Now you want to kick it with him. No.

No, come on. It's not about changing. I don't think he made that amount of money off of Girls Gone Wild. I don't think so either. I don't think he kissed a billion. I think he made a lot of money, but

I don't think back then it was hard to be a billionaire there was only like fucking Bill Gates and fucking like Joe Francis yes no Kim K just touched a billion and she's infinitely more successful and famous than that hold up she only had one video this dude had multiple videos wait hold up hold up you're saying Bill Gates had 85 billion in like 2003 yeah

So, like, people have been billionaires. Oh, really? But Bill Gates is an exceptional... Yeah, but Bill Gates, like, changed the world. Yeah, he's an exceptional human being. I'm just saying. This guy changed the way we've viewed titties. Yeah, so... Not really. Joe Francis was at the height of DVD explosion. So was Dave Chappelle. Yes. Yes, and he made a lot of money, and that was only on one show. This guy... He didn't make a billion. Exactly. That...

Yes, his titties weren't out. Well, he didn't own Comedy Central. Right. What are you talking about? He didn't own Viacom. Joe Francis owned his own Viacom called Girls Gone Wild. Play the song, Blake. I don't have this. I only have the Pornhub song. God damn it.

He would drunkenly let people fucking sign a release form. Drunkenly, they'd sign a release form. We know he's a scumbag. And then it'd be in it. He'd be covered. It'd be fine. He's a scuzzard. The question isn't about whether or not he's a scumbag. He's a scuzzard. He's a scuzzard. We get it. He's a scuzzard. He's a scuzzard. But is he a billion dollar scuzzard? Pretty sexy scuzzard, though. Okay, we got something here. I can't find evidence that he's ever made a billion dollars.

Okay. No evidence. Maybe the company made a billion dollars. There's no way he made a billion dollars. I'd bet my life on it. I'll seppuku right here if I'm wrong. What if you just exploded? Wow, dude. You would seppuku? Absolutely. You're just putting seppuku on the line? There's no way he's a billionaire. There's no way. No, he kind of looks like... Johnny Brendan. No, but he looks like Johnny Brendan. No.

He looks like Dan Bilzerian a little bit. Yeah, it's a vibe. Yeah, they're cut from the same cloth. It's the same like thick-necked jock. Thank you, Blake. Thank you, Blake. Yeah, they're fucking scuzzards. Predator scuzzards. Is Joe Francis a thick-necked jock? He seems like a dork. In this photo, he looks like he's... Isn't a buzzard? Yeah, the fucking buzzard is a fucking predator too. They eat the dead, don't they?

No, that's a scavenger, not a predator. They're scavenger. Yes. Oh, a scavenger. Yeah. These are scavengers. He's kind of a scavenger. He finds him. Picks him over. I think he nailed it. Were you guys ever, did you guys ever think like, oh, tonight I'm going to get probably super wasted and then tomorrow I'm going to wake up and I'm going to be in a fucking porno. Why were,

Dude, why weren't there dudes gone wild? Why weren't there just bros whipping their dicks out and helicoptering it? I guarantee you they were. That's a real thing. There's a 100% chance that in West Hollywood, the thing is, is we were there. We weren't cute enough to get asked.

Right. It wasn't about being cute. It's just, no, you whip your dick. Yeah. It was like, are you going to do it? No, it's about being cute. No. Yeah. There's a standard for the people watching these videos. Dude, we were walking around West Hollywood just at the time. No, what I mean? That,

Guys Gone Wild was definitely being filmed in West Hollywood, and we were in those streets, never were approached. Wait, that's a thing? Of course it's a thing. They just aren't going to pay for ad space on commercial television because people are like, we don't want that. But if you go to the store or you go online, I guarantee you there was Dudes Gone Wild. Blake, there's 100% possibility that Guys Gone Wild was a thing. I am saying that it probably does, but I'm not saying we wouldn't have made the cut

I'm not saying we're having like a whole section dedicated to us, but we're in a montage whipping our dicks out. Yeah, that's what I mean. Okay. I'm saying we were there. It's a quick cut. We were in the place that it was happening. We were in West Hollywood. We were there every day. We lived there. But we never had our dicks out. We were never approached. We weren't. And if we were, you already know. I feel like on Halloween, we would have done it. Well, you feel that, but it never happened. Yeah.

And they were there. It's true. It's true. They were looking. The gay Joe Francis's were out there scoping the scene and they looked at you right in the eyes and go... We're going to pass. Nah. Adam, do you think that back then if you were like looking for it, you could have found it and just made it happen? Oh, yeah. Looking for it? If I was looking to pull my dick out? Well, I always was. Yeah. Dude. I know you were. So...

So maybe not. So maybe not. You could trip and fall on a dick. Yeah, no, it's not hard to trip and fall into the world of gay porno. That's not hard. Of pornography. How long do you think it would take you? All you have to do is go to a gym in LA. Tomorrow morning, you should do this. Tomorrow morning. I bet Blake would have a harder time getting into gay porno than he thinks he would.

There's already a dude named Blake Anderson in gay porn. I know because it pops up on my Twitter. Yeah, exactly. That's a hurdle. That's a hurdle. Every once in a while, people will send me photos of me getting butt fucked. All right. That are photoshopped. Fuck it. Of like gay pornos that they photoshopped like my face on. Yeah. Rude. Rude.

And every once in a while, I get those in the old DMs, which is pretty cool. Hey, everybody listening at home, we are entering minute 17 of this conversation. Yomi. This is important. Yeah, coming in hot. That's my bad. You should have saved this for 69. Let's loop back around. Call this one 69 again. That shit's important. 69 take two. How about those Rams? How about the Rams? I know a couple Rams. Okay. Hut, hut, hike. Want to talk about Rams?

I'll talk about Rams all day, baby. Fullback. Yeah, I wonder how quickly we could get in gay porn. If you set out tomorrow, do you think you'd be doing it within 48 hours? Like doing it, filming within 48 hours? What? Well, I think now because of the internet, I would just go and find gay porn producers and hit them up. And then, yes, I could. And so 48 hours? And in 48 hours, I could be... I mean, you can get an audition. You could get a read.

Do you think you could be doing it in 24 hours? I bet I could do it this afternoon. Do you think in seven hours? That's insane. Hold up. No, dude, no. Well, I'm like, I don't think if I was just a person, but I'm an actor that we're actors that people know. A gay porn producer would go, oh, fuck yeah. I'll fuck you right now and film it. He'd clean his slate for the day. It's like if you're like, dude, I'm on the fucking edge. I need to go now. I need it.

in the next two hours. I need it now. Film me because this may pass. I'm hard now. Let's fucking film it, Jack. I'm ready to shoot now, Jack. I'm ready to shoot now, Jack. Fuck you. I won't shoot you. I won't shoot you in this state. I'm in the state of California. Yeah, exactly. Man.

Let's go. By the way, I tried to talk about the Rams. I think now after being on TV and movies and stuff, yes. But I don't think before we were in TV and movies, I think we would have had a harder go of it. Hey, kind of a segue. Did you guys ever see that documentary Tickled? What?

What? Did you guys ever see the documentary Tickled? Yes. No. Is that like a fetish thing? No, kind of. It takes some crazy turns. It's unbelievable. It's basically interviewing these guys who replied to a Craigslist posting years ago where it was like, outgoing, want to have fun, don't mind having some of your clothes off? And these guys are like, yeah, whatever. I was like, look.

Looking for cash. Wait, you were? No, no, no. I'm these guys. Documentary. These people I am not. They responded and they showed up and it was like, all right, so here's the deal. This is Mike. Mike, this is whoever. You guys are going to wrestle for a little bit playfully and then you're going to start tickling each other and I'm going to film it.

I think I saw you in this. This was that Kid Rock music video you were in. That was real. We're posting that now. We've posted. And so they were like, yeah, okay, fuck it. And then they had to fill out like payment information and they had all this stuff. And so then the guy behind the production who they never met...

started like extorting them. He'd be like, let's do more. And then they would do like nude tickling. And then they would be like, we have your social security number. We know your last job. If you don't do another video, we're going to tell everybody at Applebee's that you were doing naked tickling videos. And they were like emailing stuff. And this is like some fucking dude.

shit it gets crazy this is like nexium it's an amazing documentary it's a crazy doc it's a really good doc and then they find out who it was and it's just some kind of rich guy who's got enough money to buy some dudes like trucks to have them like work for him like here's a new pickup truck now go scout for boys and like he watches these videos it's a whole power thing it's

Awesome. Tickle. What a weird documentary because it feels like these guys were getting blackmailed and they didn't want anyone to know that they did these weird sort of homoerotic tickling videos. And then they made a whole documentary about how they did these weird homoerotic tickling videos. Yeah, but they're telling their side of the story to the point of like, this is illegal and criminal and fucking horrid and we need to expose this person.

By all means necessary. It's less embarrassing than it is something they want to clear their names from, if that makes sense. Yeah. I guess that's kind of – with most documentaries, it's after all the smoke is cleared and they want to just tell their side of the story. But I feel like if – it must have came out before Twitter was super hot because now if a good doc comes out, that shit goes mad viral. Everybody watches it. If that came out during the beginning of the pandemic –

People be tickling Yeah We would've been tickling each other For sure

We would have all made our tickling vids. It's so good. And by the way, you watch it and then you also are like... Well, kind of the opposite. I was going to say... No, you never respond to that ad. You still responded to these things. They kind of knew what was up. Don't go to the Craigslist ad that says tickled with no clothes on. But it got dark. These dudes were getting... Their bosses were getting emails. They were getting fired. Their family were being told all this stuff. Like...

Suggestive photos are being put out there. It fucking tickled my fancy. Yeah.

Came out in 2016. Do you remember what the first doorway into it was? Like how much dough, what was the trade for tickling? Like what was it? Do you remember that? A few hundred bucks. Oh, it sounds nice. Yeah. But imagine, dude, back in the day when we were like really struggling. When Joe Francis was a billionaire. If this is something you were open to and it was like, here's $400, that's a no brainer. If it was like, hey, we need you to come tickle these girls, you'd be like, that doesn't

That doesn't seem like a problem for me. Yeah. Right. Right. Then it just turns it. I wouldn't show up to that. No, absolutely not. That's

That sounds scary. You wouldn't? Yes. Blake, we were in Radco the Dictator. Yeah, but that's just National Lampoon. You're telling me you guys didn't tickle? But that was National Lampoon. That's a name you can trust. We've done just as embarrassing things that we were paid less for. No, that is not on the same level, bro. No, that was National Lampoon, dude. That is a reputable company, okay? That is...

That is comedy royalty. Of course I'm going to be in that. In one decade. Yeah, it was comedy royalty in the 80s. Well, how are we supposed to know it died out? I didn't know we were scraping the bottom of the barrel. You know, go to a video rental store. Hey, I'm right there with you. How are we supposed to know they sold it and were just using the name and branding? Because we went to the owner's house.

Yeah, but... It's true. What does that mean? I don't even remember that. Right before he got arrested for tax evasion. Oh, my God. Bro, National Lampoon. The best. National Lampoon had a crazy, crazy story arc, for sure. Someone needs to make a movie about that. Wait, they did it. Did they? Yeah, it was...

Did they go into the details of the later years, though? That's the more interesting shit. They made it about the early years, right? Like the birth. Yeah. Like, that's fine. I want to know about the scuzzards. Yeah.

National scuzzards. So we all worked for National Lampoon, which back in the day, National Lampoon obviously was a huge deal with Animal House and- The vacation franchise. The Christmas vacation movies. Did you say Van Wilder? Van Wilder. Van Wilder kept them alive. And then by the time we got around to them, they were making movies called Radco the Dictator's Son. Yeah.

And it's me and Adam. Awesomest Maximus? Awesomest Maximus, that's right. We were also in that. Yeah. With Will Sasso. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad movies. Dude, it was bad. It was me and you in a room with Dennis Haskins. Oh, yeah. Mr. Belding. And, oh, God. It was just, it was uncomfortable. It was bad. It was bad.

And a bunch of porn stars who had body odor issues. It was bad. Oh, God. It was bad. Like guys or women? Women. Yeah. They were funky? And we tickled them. We tickled them. Do you love him? No, it was really, really bad. So I get it. Well, we were coming from a place of like we want to do comedy, and this used to be a respectable company. You know what makes people laugh? Tickling. And we want to.

to get in the industry. Yeah. Yeah. And so that's where we were coming from. It wasn't just, we're going to make $500 and we're going to, you know, take our shirts off and tickle each other's nipples. Yeah. No, we thought we were going to, we're going to carry the torch, the lampoon. We thought we were the next fucking Belushi. Dude.

Yeah. What can you do? What was it? Specifically the rebirth of the Lemmings, bro. And they had a great first cast. What you guys are shitting on, by the way, you stuck around and we did the live sketch stuff after those movies, right? No. We didn't have a fucking choice, dude. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Was it after?

I think it was all happening at the same time. It was a big, like long, like maybe probably year and a half, two year run. Right. But all those things can't happen exactly the same time. Two years, right? Two year span with National Lampoon, maybe? Yeah, maybe year and a half to two years. Yeah.

Yeah. Dude, remember Adam? We also did that fucking weird ass sketch comedy thing that was called 72 virgins. And it was about these two like frat bros who basically go to what they think is a frat, but it's a sleeper cell for terrorists. And they like convince us. And it went on like CNN and shit. Yes. It was very viral. It made some noise. Like the drudge report or

whatever yeah it was crazy and it was just like we were just i don't know just fucking saying yes to whatever but yeah it was just that was a funny at least a funny conceit i mean we spent a whole summer we spent a whole entire summer working on the fucking uh on the fucking live show it was like a summer of our lives and we got paid like 300 bucks we said we got paid in gum and shit hey not my fault not my fault we got paid in gum we talked about it not my fault yeah oh yeah right right right go girl energy

Go girl energy. Yeah, yeah, that's right. So that being said, I think maybe...

You know, I don't know if we would have tickled each other, but we did do some things. I look back and I'm like, yeah, buddy. I mean, I tucked my dick between my legs on stage. That's as close to tickling another person as I was getting. Yeah, you did. I mean, I've showed my butthole in Game Over, man. So we've all done things. So what are we talking about here? I'm actually proud of that. You're proud of that butt? Yeah. Ders sucked on my titty. Ders sucked on my titty.

Yes, we all do things. Goodbye. And by the way, Kyle blackmailed me about it. I did. I did. Wake up! Sorry about that. Oopsie! I air that out. It happens, man.

Oh, and then the issue was... And then more. It came out... They held on to the movie for years. What movie? Are we talking about the 72 Virgins? Because that was just a trailer. No, I forget. I think it was Ratko, The Dictator's Son. Okay. And then they held on to that forever. And then it came out like...

right as Workaholics was coming out. Yeah, that's right. And then they were pairing Ratko the Dictator's son with Workaholics episodes. On Comedy Central? Like, on Comedy Central. By the way, the main character in Ratko is Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite. I don't know the actor's name. Yes, Efren Ramirez, I believe. Yes, but he was the main, he's Ratko. That's sick. I don't think I've ever watched the movie, but maybe it's funny. That's sick.

It's probably highly offensive. I bet there's a chance that you would think it's funny in a way that you like bad stuff. You know what I mean? Dude, comedy is offensive. You know what I mean? Blake made his favorite type of movie. Yeah.

And he hasn't even watched it. Objectively bad. I don't know. I don't know if I have the patience for it anymore. I don't know if I could sit down and just watch Rat Coat. Yeah, you're always so busy doing stuff. I am, man. You got to be in places. Not watching stuff. Not always watching stuff. I listen to pods now, man. I don't watch movies. Bitch, name five podcasts you listen to.

I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't want to. I'm not trying to get free press, man. Besides this one? I'm not trying to get free press.

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I don't think I've ever watched it again. I don't know if I have either. You saw it in the theater though, right? Yeah, I saw it in the theater. The graphics for the most part hold up. They're fucking awesome. They're better than the graphics in the new one. You guys are talking about the visual effects, right? Yes. TurboGrafx-16. Well, that was fucking bullet time, bro. Yeah, that shit was so cool. That was the invention of bullet time. That changed the goddamn game. The only part that was kind of whack was when

Agent Smith kind of... Mr. Anderson. He, like, explodes, and then his, like, face comes past, and he, like, is, like, lightning, and then he kind of explodes. That looked a little cheesy, but I would say everything else looked really fucking cool. But they could argue...

stylistic choice. The only thing that bothered me was the mouth. Didn't, when it like, his mouth closes shut or whatever, like soups together. Yeah, that's right. Why does that happen? Like his mouth? Because in his mind, they did that. Whereas if he knew it was a matrix, he'd be like, fuck you, this is not real. Right. It,

They just erase the mouth, right? I haven't seen it since 99 either. His mouth starts to melt together. Oh, okay, yeah. It looks like bubble gum. Right. Which, by the way... Oh, yeah, I kind of remember. It's like stringy. It would freak me out. Yeah. If somebody went like this and then my mouth turned gone...

I'd be like, okay, I gotta go. I was just thinking like, no wonder why that kind of spawned a generation of fucking weirdos who thought like the matrix was real. Cause the soundtrack was so sick. You know what I mean? You know how like there was like a weird time where like kids dressed in all black, like they're Neo and trench coat mafia kids. And they're like, no, the matrix is real for sure. Red pill, blue pill. They're still like that. Uh,

Yeah. Like, of course, because the movie was fucking awesome. Yeah, what he's talking, Red Pill is, like, bigger than ever. Yeah. But I think what it was, like, a lot of that stuff was practical, right? Like, when they were, like, running down the hallways, that's all, like, wire work and shit. It's not necessarily all CGI. And, like, the cameras that spin around was, like...

a real technology they developed. That's the bullet time. That's the bullet time thing where they would... They had 100 cameras in a circle, right? Which is fucking cool. That's very cool. Well, it's however many cameras it was to do the 360 degrees, and then they would... That's how they rotated. 360? Yeah, dude. For The Outlaws, I just had to do...

where you step into like a booth. It's basically like a kind of a giant phone booth. And then there's thousands of cameras. Well, that's just so they can get your image and then they can create a CGI like stunt person. Version of you. Yeah, stunt person. That's so cool. And so they like had me in all kinds of different positions and then I'm spinning around and they just...

It was really cool. That tech we would have used on like the... We would have used that tech on probably the fucking... The zipline sequence in Game Over Man. But it wasn't even there at that point when we built that, you know? Oh, really? It's that new? It's that new new. It's new. Those little trailers? Yeah, those trailers are new. I think they're doing that as like a...

insurance policy because I just did that for my fucking comedy about my father De Niro comedy down in Mobile which I'm like I play a game of tennis and they were like well we're just going to get it and I think they could just paint you in later like they're like tennis that's exactly right they do a full body scan they're just doing it anyway so that they don't have to do as many reshoots yes it's a way to put you in the movie without you being there yeah it's a full body scan

Wait, so wait, wait, wait. This is just a tennis game or are you like pulling off some like sick like diving or like what? It's just a tennis game. But I think if they needed to like reshoot it, they could shoot with somebody else and then just paint my face on there.

Yeah. Whoa. Yeah, we skin everybody in every outfit on Shadows. Really? All the creatures, all the everything, so that you have all the pieces of information that you need in post-production, so that then you can, like, you're not in a jam. Cuckoo. You can fucking put the shoulder in right there if you wanted to. Wow, that's so interesting. That is really weird. Well, it also leads me to believe, like, thank God we at least have...

the beginnings of careers right now, because it'd be so hard to be like just a 20 year old kid trying to get in the industry now, because in five to 10 years, they're just going to go,

Well, we're just going to have young Tom Cruise and we're just going to paint him in to be the star of this movie. Which brings us back to Dudes Gone Wild, man. Blake, stop it. I'm going to say yes to that. Yeah, you can still tell though. You can't have them act. It's not really good. We just went down the road of doing like a CG character in with other people. It's not really fully there, but in 10 years, possibly.

Possibly. Yeah, but they're already doing it. In 10 years. No, no, no. They're getting away with little pieces. This is the way. Aren't they doing like a James Dean movie? Yes, they are. They are. They're doing a... They cast James Dean in a flick. And I like his sausages. Don't get me wrong. I just don't know if I want... It's science. That's her boy, Jimmy. I think we may have like brushed upon it like a long, long, long time ago, but... Points. Yes, points. Oh, my God.

No points. He didn't like giving him. What was it for? The Matrix might have been one of the greatest soundtracks ever. Get the fuck out of here. What the fuck are you talking about? The score or the soundtrack? The soundtrack, bro. The score was cool. You guys are tripping. Name me one song. Hang on. Blake, I listened to it last night. I watched the movie last night.

The soundtrack to The Matrix. I just watched it two weeks ago. Meat Beat Manifesto, Rage Against the Machine. They had Prodigy. I know, but it was so of the time. No, it still goes so hard. Yes, it does, but it feels like it's in the late 90s. No, The Matrix soundtrack is still a vibe, dude. You guys are absolutely crazy. I can name you several soundtracks that are so much better.

Starting with the Crow soundtrack. The Crow's great. The Crow's great. Dazed and Confused, double disc. Matrix is up there. It's a vibe. Well, hell yeah, it is. It's not a vibe that you might like. Dude, even the Matrix thing. Yeah, that's the one. Not for me.

That's the worst song on the soundtrack, and that song is even sick. Isn't that the Deftones? No, they have a song on it, though. Yeah, they do. It's Chemical Brothers on there, right? Blake, you're not wrong, man. These two are wrong. Thank you. These two are absolutely wrong. Yeah, they're tripping. You guys need to revisit. Well, no, I'm just saying I— You're on some Chemical, brother. I watched it last night, and last night I was going like, I like everything about this movie except for the soundtrack. I don't know.

Yes, I agree with you. That opening fight scene with Carrie Ann Moss is off the Rick's scale. You guys are tripping. I just was like, oh, it's two of this time. You guys are tripping. They should have picked more classic songs. Isn't that fucking cool, though? That's cool. What's wrong with that? That was right there. But Kyle, it's two of this time. No. You guys are tripping. It's timeless. No, it's two of that time. Two of that time? Yeah, two of that time. Like it's stamped in 99. Yes.

Yeah. Well, Blake has a special place in his heart because that fucking soundtrack scored all of our backyard wrestling matches. They were our entrance songs. And because it was, sorry, it was the end of his favorite decade, 99. I get it. It was big. We were coming into the millennium. Scary time.

I mean, yeah, dude. It was Prodigy. It was Rob Zombie. It was Romstein. Yes. All fucking hammers. All fantastic. Hammers. It was Marilyn Manson. It was too much the late 90s. By the way, this is like what homeboys were like slaying fools in Columbine to.

They were like, yeah, turn that shit up. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that the music evokes crazy aggressive emotion because it's so well done. No. Like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that it fuels a fire of aggression. Is that proven? Is this proven, Anders? Yeah, those kids, when they became billionaires and then they went to school. Allegedly. Walkie talkie. Allegedly. With a sick sound system. Allegedly.

Didn't they hack into the PA system and play Marilyn Manson while they were walking the halls to shoot people? I think so. Dude, I think I do recall that. Oh, yeah, Blake. And you just loved it, didn't you? You just loved that. Hey, okay. Blake's favorite soundtrack is Columbine. Come on, dude. That's not fair. Yeah.

That's just what I heard. You just lumped it into something else. And Monster Magnet. I listened to the Matrix soundtrack. I'm a good guy, all right? And I think it still goes hard. And I'm not going to about to put it on a PA system and hurt people. It goes hard for 1999. Dude, it's still fire. It's still fire. Put it on a PA system. Manston. Manston. Manston.

It's Prodigy. It's Rob Zombie. Yes. It's Monster Magnet. I'm telling you, Meat Meat Manifesto. It's Rage Against the Machine. Dude. It's all sick. Dude, Hive, Ultrasonic Sound. Judgment Night Soundtrack. Better. Yeah. Coming out, Joe Speakers. You know what? I'll say this. I bet you the movie Hackers has a better soundtrack. Yeah.

Ooh. Okay, wait. Let's check it. Similar worlds. This is good. And I already know it's going to be better. I didn't own that soundtrack. Because whatever they were rollerblading to, I'm in. I think Sneaker Pimps were on there. Six Underground. I like Sneaker Pimps. Ooh. Wait. I love that song. Orbital. But I think that's Romeo and Juliet. Oh, don't. That's a soundtrack right there. I think movies of this time leaned too hard into the music.

of the time and then that music didn't transcend. I'm sorry that these movies were coming out during the best music era. It's not their fault they're using music of the time. This isn't the best music era. The best music era is Puddle of Mud and Fuel a few years later. No, stop. They're not.

So your favorite soundtrack is like Orange County movie. What's your favorite movie soundtrack? It's the Scorpion, right? Scorpion King? Scorpion King. With Godsmack? Obviously Blow is my favorite soundtrack. Yeah, but Blow is using like music from the 70s. Yeah, that's old ass music, bro. That's of that time.

yeah and they well what they do when they do classic movies like that it's two they pick hits now it's they're the fucking monster magnet no one's listening to monster magnet anymore you guys are at your but that's it that but this brings up a good point because what you're able to do with a period piece is use hindsight right like sure uh i love the stand by me soundtrack they had the hindsight to go these are the real fucking hits um matrix it

It was of that time. Sure. Absolutely. So they didn't have the wherewithal to go, this is going to be good later. But guess what it did? The Crow soundtrack. It's so much better. Fuck off. The Crow soundtrack is a top 10 soundtrack for sure. All time. And by the way, what's the fucking Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker movies? Those soundtracks were bangers.

Yes. You know what else had a great soundtrack? You're talking computer movies, right? Yeah. War Games. I don't know about the soundtrack. I can't remember. It's good. Dune. Or The Net. What about The Net? Probably a great soundtrack. The Net hits. What's the soundtrack to The Net, bro? What's the song from The Net? What is the main song from The Net? Hang on. Four scum soundtrack. Red disc or blue disc?

See, that's also not fair. That's hindsight. What the fuck does that mean? What's red disc or blue disc? Is that how they split it up? There was a red disc and a blue disc. I believe it was chronological where the red disc was earlier songs and the blue discs...

Blue Discs later. But I feel like they, that the first disc was so hot that they dropped a second disc on people because of the record sales. Double doggy. That's an expensive ass movie, man. Expensive. That's an expensive ass movie. I'm not a smart man. Oh,

Oh, nice. Hey, cool, dude. We got one. Cool. I love that movie. I tried to look up on iTunes a song from The Net, and it is just not good. It's not coming up. What do you mean? It's not coming up. It's like it doesn't exist. Greatest soundtrack of all time. Like, this is official. Dazed and Confused. No, no, no. Greatest soundtrack of all time. Yeah, Dazed and Confused is probably great. No. Harder They Fall, 100%.

What the fuck is that? What the fuck is Harder They Fall? Just, it's, Google it. It's the best. It's like Toots and the Maytals, The Harder They Fall. Dude, Wedding Singer. Now, did Joe Francis produce this? Austin Powers. That's the only films I'm into. Had a great soundtrack. Yes, it did. BBC One.

Wait, Harder They Fall, the movie about the sad cowboys that just came out? BBC1. No, no, no. BBC2. BBC3. Dude. Not the... No, no, no. Not the... The Harder They Fall just came out with Idris Elba. He's like a sad cowboy. Not that. Not that movie.

Wait, what the... It's like a Jamaican... Yeah, this is Jimmy Cliff. Jimmy Cliff. Yeah. Oh, I know this track. Isn't it called The Harder They Fall? It's a track, not a movie. It's a song. The Harder They Fall just came out. No, there's a whole soundtrack. It's on Netflix. I know. I watched the first 30 minutes. I think you're talking about... Shit, what's it called? Not like Renegades or whatever. The Harder They Come, maybe, is what the movie's called.

And Joe Francis did produce that. He did. This is what put him over the edge of the beam. Wait a minute. That was West Hollywood. That was West Hollywood. The harder they come. That was his follow-up. My mom has that as her ringtone now.

It's a disgusting habit. Holy moly. She segued right into the porno theme song. The harder they come. Okay, so this is like a reggae movie with Jimmy Cliff and stuff. Yes, but you put on the soundtrack and you're like, well, that's a good song. Oh, that's a great song. Oh, this song's off the chain. The harder they come. What's that? Man, Atiba would kill me. There's this reggae movie where it's like all the greatest. It's like the most legendary reggae movie ever. This is it. I think this is it.

It's called like Rippers or something. Is it the Snoop Lion? It's the Snoop Lion documentary, right? It's a Snoop Lion one. Isn't it Snoop Lion? Yeah.

Yeah. When he swore off of rapping? You know what has a pretty good soundtrack? The Beatles documentary that just came out had a pretty good soundtrack. Oh, yeah. You liked that? Pretty good. Oh, it's called Rockers. Rockers. It's like one of the most legendary Jamaican reggae movies ever. If you haven't seen Rockers, it's like one of the coolest background movies just because everybody's dressed insane. Have you seen it?

Yeah, yeah. Rockers rocks. I like how you're like, I don't know what it is. If you haven't seen it. No, I forgot the title. I thought it was Rippers. It's Rockers. Yeah, fair enough. But it's like super, super legendary. Ripping and the rocking. Ripping and the rocking. It's very cool. Super legendary. Three, two, one.

Do we have any take-backs, giveaways, epic slams? Dead ringers? Yeah, I'll take back the first 17 minutes of the podcast today. Oh, the hot ones? Maybe we'll cut that. Absolutely not, dude. That's what the people want. And by the way, if I'm wrong about the billion dollars for Joe Francis...

I don't care. Cool. Okay. That's right. I dig that. That's the proper way to be. It doesn't matter. It doesn't really matter, right? I think you are wrong. I do think he made... I know he's wrong. I bet he made over $100 million. Yeah. Okie dokie. I feel like I read somewhere back in the day that he was the fastest self-made billionaire. That was the whole thing.

Then again, I get my news on Pornhub. Cool running. You get it only on Pornhub Blog.

When I'm not in the comment section, just letting people know who everyone is. First of all, what kind of... I think about that often. I think about it so much. I know where you're going. I'm always thinking about it. It's all I can think of. What? Is who is commenting on the videos on Pornhub? It's too much a moment. Who's commenting on them? It's truly the funny... Next time you're at Pornhub and you're watching and you're enjoying, before you leave...

Kyle? I don't know, man. I don't know who does that. Before you read the comments. Kyle's got a guilty look on his face. I don't know who would take time. That's weird to just like share a thought. But look, they're super weird. That's super weird. They're very helpful. The ones that are like, man, he really did that well are like beautiful. Yeah, it's trippy.

But the ones where it's like, her name is so-and-so, you're like, dude, thank you. It's like a Yelp review. You're like, thank you, cool. I know the tacos there are going to be good. Yeah, but it is. They're right. It is still very, very strange. I don't know what type of person would do that. I posted one from the porno parody Vencom, which was a porno parody of Venom. And it was like, somebody went off about Vencom.

No, that's perfect. Then come. Perfect. Dude, it had some great scenes because... I don't doubt that. You know how Venom has a really long tongue? So they had this whole prosthetic tongue. It was funny. It's worth a watch. It's worth a watch. Yeah, yeah. But...

But the comment section... I made sure to drop a comment on that one. I might skip it altogether, but cool. And I would like to give Blake his flowers for really sticking by the objectively bad soundtrack that is the Matrix soundtrack. You're crazy. And he has a love for Monster Magnet and Tom Steen. Wait, but Blake, real quick, Blake. Rob Zombie fucking kicks butt, bro. Watch it. Take his name out of your mouth. Oh, you know what?

Rob Zombie? Take his name out of your mouth. It's not my favorite type of music. I don't think it's... Zombie kicks ass. White Zombie. I like some of it. It's good to work out. Rob Zombie, Devil's Rejects soundtrack off the chart. Okay, great movie. Yes. Great tone. But here's my question, Blake, and I'm with Adam as far as this goes. Yes, sir. Unless you can name me one song off the Matrix soundtrack. I don't know titles, but I just told you every single... How's it go?

No, I want one song. No, he did it. I did. Go ahead, Mark. Ultrasonic's...

And I take it back. Hey, Blake, you sold me with that rendition. And was this on the radio ever? No, none of these were on the radio. There was one song that might have been on the radio, and it's the last song in the movie, Rage Against the Machine, where it's like... Oh, yeah, where he flies off? Yes. The dumbest moment in movie history? It was a dumb moment, but the song wasn't the problem. Rage Against the Machine is the best song...

in the movie and they waited till the very end of the movie to do every other song. I'm like, oh, it's because Neo has bad taste in music. I think Blake's frozen. That's funny. I like that take. Look, I'm going to use my time to double down. I would like to use a double down to continue to love the Matrix soundtrack. I think it's one of the top 10 greatest, most influential soundtracks ever. So I'm doubling down. I'm

I'll take the time to pile on that double down with another dead ringer to remind you guys that my son thought I was Keanu Reeves, okay? While we're talking about it. Oh, dude. By the way, Keanu Reeves? I kind of forgot how fucking hot Keanu Reeves was, dude. He looks just like your boy. That's how I'm taking it. He was saran-wrapped face, like very thin. Dude, yes. He was just like

And he looks just like your boy. You look like him now as he's like melted into his body. You look like dead ringer like if he's dead. Shut up! It doesn't matter when. Fucking dead ringer, playboy. When he's dead, you're a ringer. Right, exactly. And this was another episode of This is the thing that we do. It's that thing. End. Part 2.

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