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I was so nervous and I just was farting so much. I had a giant pipe made out of a bike pump. We're here to service the men out there. And here we go. All right. We're having fun now. Wee-oo. Wee-oo. Hey. Wee-oo. Hey, guys. Happy 419. Ooh. Happy 419. Wee-oo. Is that a way-o drop? Yeah.
Happy 419, boys. Are you guys with you and yours on this high holiday? I am with mine and mine. Yes, sir. Right here. Take a peek. My bro's got a fat jar of the good. He's holding up a huge jar of weed, y'all. Hold that jar up. Oh, doggy. And you know I put the fucking fresh pack up in that shit. Fresh dang, doggy. Oh, damn. You know it.
Hey, Kyle, now you're down in Southern California and you are a Bay Area boy. Did you fly down with that in your suitcase? And if so, can we talk luggage? Oh, dude, we can. Oh, no. The return of the luggage. Should we talk luggage and how to travel with the weeds?
Nice. I did. Adam, thank you so much for asking. I drove down with my new Samsonite roller bag. All right? Let's go. Samsonite. Very nice. How do we not have a Samsonite? Oh, my God.
That is sick, dude. I was way off. It's got the hard plastic on the outside. You know the hard shell? Dude, I like those. Me too. Oh, luggage talk is back. I like those a lot. Dude, I've been trying to up my luggage game. Chloe got me a bunch of Away stuff. Talk about it. It's nice. I like it. I like it. But I want that hard talk. Talk about it. Can you charge your phone on an Away luggage? Yeah, on the older bags. But don't you have to charge?
It first? Yeah, it's annoying. And then when you roll it on, they stop you as if you are a full-blown terrorist and it's your sole purpose is to blow this plane up. Okay. Every time. Because it's like the maximum size? No, because you're not allowed to keep it in your suitcase while you travel. You're not allowed to keep it in your suitcase while you travel. I'm sorry. What are we talking about? A charger? What? You guys are blowing my mind, Rick. I just want to pack my suitcase.
Oh my god! The charger in the...
In the bag. Uh-huh. In the bag. Uh-huh. So there's one that's like, it's like inside the bag. It's very handy if you could travel with it. Okay. But then you go through and then every, I took it out right away because I got hassled and then I just keep it in my backpack. You're not allowed to keep it in the suitcase because I guess one got stuck and then got warm. Oh, fires. And then they landed a plane somewhere. Fires, bro. Because they're like, this is warm. Okie dokie. Yeah, but no fire happened. It was just warm. Right.
Ready for it? This is a way. There we go. We got Amanda over here. That sucks. That's too bad. Yeah, because it was a good feature, dude. And I love we're talking luggage on this almost high holiday, dude. I'm excited. I love some luggage talk. Dude, look at you. You're leaning in close. Oh, my God.
Now, you zip it in half and open it, and then are both sides zipped closed within the opening or just one side? Oh, dude, I love this. That's how I fuck. Oh, I got the one side right now, but I got another piece of luggage that has the two sides that zip, and I like that one. Oh, my God. I like that one a little bit better. Now, you're Samsonite that hard case because I've been looking. I'm an eye.
an eye in that one dude i i saw that and i'm giving it some side eye what's that like yeah loose butthole what's that one mary king r.i.p loose butthole hey that's what all tii nations think about this luggage talk my god man it's 419
It's 420 Eve. See, we're looping back around. I thought Adam was a... Were you a toomey guy, Adam? What happened? Oh, God. I was a toomey boy. Thank you for keeping me. We were about to get out of the barrel. I have a toomey bag. Thank you for bringing me back in to hot, hot
Luggage truck. Loose butthole. I was a to me guy at all, to me everything. It's too expensive. Did you have monograms to me? You're not that guy, pal. Trust me. Chloe said one of the first things that she was attracted to me about what attracted me to her was my monogram. We met on an airplane. Yeah, bro.
Right, right, right. Was this booty, obviously. But we met on an airplane and she noticed the monogrammed matching to me luggage set that I had. And she was like, oh, this boy's an adult man. But, you know, that was like damn near a decade ago that I got that set. It's time to re-up my lifestyle. When you got that to me bag, I got my to me bag. I got it engraved, too. I got the I call it engraved. I don't say monogram. I got my luggage engraved, you know? Yeah.
Dude, I also misspeak a lot and say engraved as well. Yeah. It's definitely the correct way to say it is monogrammed, but I don't know if I've ever said that word. Engraved has to be like a stone. Like a hard, yeah, a hard surface. I get it. Is that because of like a gravestone, do you think? No. I would guess, yeah. Do you think? You put it in your grave. Do you think that it's like an engrave? It's actually French. It's like engrave, like engarde, but.
on gray. This is possible. Well said. God, Dan, you guys are a couple of the smartest dudes I know. I believe everything you say. I'm not a smart man. This reminds me of the episode of Orgaholics when Blake was saying the word garage comes from go rage. And I'm like, absolutely. Jesus Christ, you're a genius. And the derbs, derbs, uh, snow derbs. Hey, derbs. What's on your mind? What's on your mind, derbs?
I want to know what Adam's drinking because he is on fire right now. Like, just even your look. By the way, not even just when you're talking. When you're waiting to talk, you look amped. Came in hot, babies. Fucking jazzed about luggage. Well, I'm actually really tired right now. That's why I'm... But I saw a big-ass glug-glug of some GoJuice, huh? This is GoJuice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's like I'm half of the way through it. So it's not full steam. And you are, it's five, it's after five and you're in Hollywood, California. 520 on Facebook.
419. Yeah, I did five hours of voiceover of me as a reindeer today. And that takes an audio. And that we're down in the Orange County and we just drove up. And, you know, it's quite the day of VO for me. Can we hear which reindeer you are? Or is that under wraps? Yeah. Is that spoiler? Is that under wraps? It's a new reindeer. It's a new reindeer. What? Blitz.
Blitzer. What'd yo ass say? Splinter? Blitzer. Spritzer. Hey, you're so close, Kyle. And I cannot divulge. I cannot divulge when you're so close. Damn, dude. But no, let's talk luggage, dude. Because that was getting me pretty. I want to talk about why you're still drinking it if you're done.
Here's what I will ask. Let me ask you about luggage here. No! Okay, yeah, let's talk luggage. No, let's talk luggage. This is like a fucking arm wrestling match. Because I have a real thing unless you have a real thing. Do you have a real thing? Because I have a real thing. Go, Durr. I got a real question. Get real. Get real. You better be real. Remember the moment where it used to be just two... Someone just came in my room. No, thank you. Get the... What the fuck?
I don't know what's happening. Wait, so he's at a hotel right now. I'm at a hotel. Dirt is at a hotel. In Mexico. In Mexico. Super dope art. Hey, Dos Equis. People keep coming into his room. It's a maid for turndown service, maybe. Chill.
Adam, chill. He's painting the picture. I appreciate it. I have a good story about Mexico. All right, go fuck it. We remember when luggage... No, please tell us more about luggage. We remember when luggage came in with the two wheels to pull, right? Oh.
And then suddenly it was four. Changed the game. And you dragged it completely upright, but you can still drag it on two. And that blew my fucking mind. I know, but do you drag it on four or do you drag it on two still? Well, if I have, may I speak on this? May I speak on this? I got the Samsonite with the four rollers. First roller bag I've had with four. And goddamn, man, I'm using all four. I'm using all four. But it makes you walk like this.
I love it. It's so smooth. Water trash. You walk kind of like upright as opposed to like nice and like rugged. I know. Dragging it with you. You're a man with a bag. I like it. Water trash. Well, forever, for years, I'm only probably like three years into taking an actual roller back.
And by the way, Blake is laughing because he's a duffel bag boy. We'll get to that. Go ahead, Adam. Absolutely. Yeah, he is a fucking duffel bag. I'm a duffel bag boy. He's a weekender. I was a duffel bag boy for years until
Until I started to travel all the time. And then when I would go on tour and do stand-up, and you're in a different city every night, and then you got to have this fucking duffel bag the whole time? And then it becomes like you're working out when you're just so fucking tired? You got to have a roller. I got the roller, man. You got to have the roller, man.
Sometimes I'll do a duffel every once in a while, though. Just switch it up. Hey, a nice leather, dude. So it's that stinky leather. Corey Duffel. Corey Duffel. Shout out.
Absolutely, baby. Wait, is there a Corey Duffel story? Who's Corey Duffel? Do you know him, man? He's a Conker dude. Skateboarder. Yo, shout out to Corey Duffel. Yeah, big shout out to Corey Duffel. It's Corey Duffy, but we were making a pun, man. It was points. It's not very funny. Hey, I know a guy named Duffy. Shout out to him. Wait, his name's Corey Duffel. What are you talking about? A skater from Conker? Are you talking about the dude who fucking had the Catholic poem song in his part?
See, this is why we can't. This is why we can't. You know, we're trying to make a podcast for everybody, not specifically one guy in the Bay Area that you guys can't remember what his name is. Hey, come on now. Happy 419, Corey Duffel. Happy 419, man.
Smoke weed every day. What are the two best things about Corey Duffel? Now, we're not done talking luggage, okay? He goes hard. He goes hard. I wish we weren't. And he's still in the game, and he's from Concord. That's three things. He goes hard, and he's still in the game, Corey Duffel. Anyway. And he's from Concord.
He's still in the game? Corey Duffel, baby. Kyle, this all goes back to happy almost holidays, and you traveled with your weed. How did you pack it? Did you pack it something? It's a whole different animal. Not a big deal. Me? Did you pack it some way special? I was driving, Playboy. So you just put it in the bag. You didn't wrap anything. I put it in the fucking passenger seat. Yeah, just in the front seat with you.
Did you buckle it? I put it in the passenger seat because I'm smoking the whole goddamn way, doggy. Did you buckle it like it's a passenger? Like a baby? Yeah, I buckled it. I put it in the car seat. Now, are you worried? Because you can get a DUI. I think about this. I smoke weed in the car fairly often as well. Whoop, whoop.
But I think every time I'm like, is this how I'm going to get a DUI? And that'd be the shittiest way to get a DUI because I'm not swerving. I'm not hitting anything. You mean high? Yeah. How do they test that? Is it DUI or is it different? Is it the same as a DUI? I think it's the same level of offense according to the law. Yeah. I think it's the same offense. But is it a DWI?
What's the difference between a D-U-R and a D-W-R? The letters. It's D-U-I, driving under the influence. Hello? No, thank you. Just let them clean. Just let them come in and clean that fucking hotel. Yeah, just let them clean. Or say it in Spanish, dude. Something's getting lost in translation, brother. Yeah, say au revoir. Friendo. In French.
If I could loop back to my story in Mexico, there was one time when I was in Rosarito for a little vacation. Not real? It's true. It's true. And I was watching this boxing match. Ended up getting really, really hammered and went and passed out on my bed. And a dude was so fucked up that he wandered into my room at night with me and my girl at the time. And I...
it so well. It could have just been a murderer coming in to kill us. Right. And I very calmly just was like, dude, you're in the wrong room. Turned him around and kicked him out the door. It was the... I never handled anything better in my entire life. Good job, Blake. Thank you. Yeah. So maybe that's a common courtesy in Mexico. People just kind of wander into the room. You had a perfect opportunity to kill someone and you passed out. Yeah. I was going to say... I'm a man. I was going to say...
You had the shot. You didn't take it. Take it. Take the shot. Take the shot. Jesus. A guy follows you in your room. You can do anything to this guy. It truly... He woke me up out of my sleep. I didn't have time to think. Exactly. So why didn't you take a lamp and smash it over his head and then stab him 35 times? And slit his throat with a shard. Dude, he... That's a...
You would have been involved in some shit had you done that, bro. You did a great job. These guys are joking, but I'm being serious. You did a great job. You know what the Mexican authorities would have done if they found out that a man came into your room in the middle of the night and you smashed the lamp on his head, then you took the shard and stabbed it in his neck 35 times? They would have comped you a pitcher of margaritas and said, so sorry about that. Guacamole on us for the weekend.
Hey, bro. Maybe I should have done it. That's my bad. But I felt like I... Wait, will you step out this whole action? Like, you said you woke up to a man in your room. Yes, like... But how did he get in there? I must have forgot to lock the door when I went to bed because it was like this night of a big boxing match and I had a lot of margaritas, ended up passing out on the hotel bed. Right, right.
And so this was like 3 a.m. or 4 a.m. The witching hour. And I heard the door open. How did he come into the door? That's what I'm asking. That's what I'm asking. There are specific keys. How did he come into your room? Here's how I think. Blake is a nice guy. He probably met him early on in the night and was like, yeah, he come by. Here's a key. Here's a key. Yeah. I bet Blake was handing out his keys, just kind of being in Mexico, being like, hey, if
If I ever want to fuck a dude, I'm out of the country. I found my unicorn. I found my unicorn.
You're my unicorn. You're coming over tonight. What's the deal, though? How do you get in the room? It was Rosarito, so I think it was kind of like an older, charming hotel. Like, it wasn't electronic locks. I don't think I locked the door. Do you think you put the slider thing over to keep the door open by accident, maybe? It could have been that as well. I mean, I stumbled into the room and passed out on the bed. And your significant other was...
The same. Yeah. The same. Yes. You could have left the door wide open. You don't even know if you closed it. There's no confirmation of that. Or he kicked the door open and I don't remember. Yeah. I could see Blake just propping his door open with all of his expensive belongings. Duffel bags. Yeah.
His Samsonite? Corey Duffel? Just toss the Duffel bag in front of the door. Everything that's worth any amount of money, he just uses it to prop the door open. Hey, man, because it's hot as fuck. Blake, look at this.
Just turn on the AC? No, I can't do that. So describe this guy so we can understand the intimidation level and that sort of thing. Did he have cornrows? No, no. I don't really recall the man's face. I just know he stumbled in and looked super just like he wasn't there. And I was basically like, dude, what the fuck are you doing in here? This is not your room. What's he wearing? What's he wearing? How tall? How heavy? Yeah, what's he wearing? Sunglasses at night? What are we dealing with here? I was equally...
fucked up. How do you remember it then? Because I distinctly remember escorting the man out and then being like, yo, a guy just came in here and I just kicked him out of the room. Was he dressed in all silk? You don't remember anything? Yeah. Did he have a backpack, a toomey bag, a roller bag? What kind of bag is he wearing? Is he wearing an astronaut outfit? Remember when a few weeks ago...
Kyle said that in his family, you don't ruin a good story with the truth. That's right. Shout out to the Newichoks. Maybe you shouldn't have ruined this story with your lack of memory. So he had a disco ball for a head, clown shoes, hammer pants, and a duffel bag.
Man, that's a disco ball for the head, bro. That's a good looking. He looked exactly like a race. That's 419. I like that a lot. I like the visual. I like everything about that. Anything goes, brother. And Kyle, what are we looking at? Are you in a trailer right now, man? Yeah, dude. I'm down in Burbank. I'm chilling at my brother's house. So you're not in a trailer. You're in an RV. I am in a trailer. No, this is a trailer. It's a toy hauler.
Like dildos? It's what he takes to the... He puts his motorcycles in here, takes it to the desert, you know?
Okay. Now... And I think I totally would sleep in the trailer in the front of your brother's house as well. I'm like fucking Cody from Step by Step right now, don't you? Don't go there. Let's not even go there. Oh, that's not a good thing, huh? What happened to that guy? Murderer, right? He beat his wife up. I think he... Oh, yeah, he beat his wife up. Allegedly. Because maybe she snuck in when he was sleeping. So, you know, we don't know the whole story. Yeah, in Mexico. Yeah, I'm him before that happened.
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Why aren't you in your brother's house? He just was like, nah, you're staying out there. That's a great question. No, he doesn't have a... No, he doesn't have... This is easier. It's easier. It's like I can come and go as I please. Humming a humming a humming a humming. I don't know. How?
I don't know. I can come and go easier? Yeah. How often are you coming? Oh, yeah. Is that your beat-off shit? What is the reason? That's what's going on. He needs a beat-off shack. Yeah, exactly. I need autonomy, bro, a.k.a. like... Yeah, that's true. Thank you.
Thank you. I can't. He needs that strong, strong Wi-Fi signal. Dude, I would love for you to start beating off in your RV and it like hits the neutral and you just start rolling down the street. You have no idea because you have like your Oculus on. Of course, we know you. Oh my gosh. So you told your brother. Did the Oculus have a seat in the car or no? Well, he's got, I got to sleep on the couch, man. I don't really want to sleep on the couch. This has a bed.
Because he's got the other kids. The kid's got their beds. He's got his beds. I'm not going to sleep like head to toe with my bro. I was thinking he had a spare bedroom and I'm like, well, just go inside. No, no, this is it. I'm not here. But this place right where I am right now is actually the where we were when my wife's water broke when we had our first kid. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
And I couldn't stop farting. I remember I was so nervous and I just was farting so much. You know what? And we should take this opportunity, Kyle, to talk to the men out there about what happens when your wife's water breaks and what you can do, what you're going through emotionally. What happens? Because you guys have all had children. We're here to service the men out there. Brought to you by Dr. Pepperton. What happened to your bodies? Kyle immediately released all the flatulence within his
body. Bro, so much, so much, but I was nervous and I was very scared because we were displaced because of the fires too. I was really under the gun. Yeah, you had a lot going on. So do you think it was nerves or do you think your bodies like synced up? You know how like women when they're together, uh,
they had their periods at the same time? Do you think that your body synced up? Yes, I think exactly whatever Adam's saying is true. And she was trying to push a baby out and your body was like, I'll push out whatever I can. You were bleeding out of your butt? Yep. I barely heard you, Adam, but I know that it's exactly true.
Her water broke and your diarrhea sack popped. Yes, that's it. I farted it out. Can you never say that again? Wait, but Kyle, really, why is that part of the memory? Why did you tell us that you were farting? Why is that part of the memory? Bro, it was nuts. Like what? What?
I'm telling you. Happy 419, man. Had you eaten something that day or no? We had some fucking, we had some fucking like, it was like some squash spaghetti for dinner or something. Oh my God. The vegan diet. It put her over the fucking edge. That'll do it. And it was like, okay, this is happening. And then when she woke up. And then you're just like. Yeah.
Dude, it was fucking hilarious. And it was so funny. Well, that's when I knew when shit got real because she was laughing up until we were on the way to the hospital and I was still farting. And then she started to get really mad at how bad it smelled. And I'm like, oh, she's fucking hurting because this is not funny anymore to her.
Well, she's probably really trying to go through something. So wait, did you guys get into a legit fight where it's like, stop farting, motherfucker. And you're like, I can't stop farting, honey. I'm so sorry. And the doctor's like, actually, keep farting. It's helping. It's good for you. It's helping. Oh.
It's part of it. Water trash. The pheromones. We need the pheromones. They tell the baby to fight his way out. I feel a nose. Let's get this baby out of here. The baby just peeks his head out and crawls right back in. What are you doing? He shakes his head no and slinks back in. Water trash. It was a farty birth, baby. I love it. Yeah, it was just what it was, man. It's a bagel baby. When did the farting stop?
Honestly, I had to wait. He's still waiting for it. Has it? Yeah, I'm still farting, but I did. I had to. It was tough. I needed to shit somewhere. It was like, you know. Pizza, pizza. So you had to shit. Fuck myself.
I had to shit. So you didn't have gas. You had to shit, and that was working the gas out. Well, that's when it stopped, when I pooped. Normally, that's when the farts stop, is when you poop, right? It's weird. I didn't realize that's how it works. Yeah, it's a trip like that, though. It's a trip like that. What was that, Blake? Here's your sign.
Blake got a whole re-up on the soundboard, and I've never seen him happier. I know. Get her done. Okay. He's like real leaned back in his chair. I'm having a good time. Is the get her done from Cars? Is that from Cars? Wait, do they allow Larry the Cable Guy to say get her done as, what's his name? Yes. When does he say it? I'm very familiar with that movie. As Tow Mater? Yeah.
By the way, this fucking room is kind of sick. It's fucking humongous. It's got two stories. I have like a spiral staircase. Ooh, baby. I like that. That's a movie shit in life, baby. So definitely going to fall down the staircase drunk one night. Yeah, you're going to get murdered.
How long are you out in Viva La Mexico? As the weird lady says in Total Recall, two weeks. Okay. Right. That's a great amount of time. That's a perfect amount of time. Oh, dude. Well, they were very, very... They were like, hey, it's a month's shoot for you. And I go, can it be two weeks? Very cool. They made it two weeks. So wait, does that mean that you're going to have a really packed schedule or are you going to have a little time to...
You know, walk the streets. I got weekends off. Here's something crazy. You're going to have a couple freaking weekends. In Mexico, they shoot Saturday mornings. What do you mean? Yeah, whatever IATSE was fighting for. I'm pissed now. They do a half day on Saturdays.
I don't know if I'm doing one or if this production is doing one, but people are talking about it. And I was like, that's crazy. Well, I mean, other productions do that, too, if they have to. Yeah, you can shoot through the weekend. No, no, no. Like they do five and a half days. They do they do a five day and then a half day on Saturdays. Like every production in Mexico. Most productions in Mexico. This one, I don't think it's doing it. That's par for the course out there. Yeah. I did not know that. Are we talking? What is it? Television? Univision.
like all the shit. Those are both two things. Yeah. The shit that they film. You're just talking, you're just talking IA though out here, like whoever IATSE is in Mexico. Is it the same? Yeah. I don't, I don't know. I mean, I think we're IATSE, so we're not doing it. Okay.
But yeah, I got the weekend off. I got one day. I got tomorrow off. And then I got one day next week off. And I'm going to have some fun. I might golf. You don't golf, though. What? You don't golf at all. I know, but there's a golf course right outside my window. I might golf. I might scuba again. Might relive Shark Week. I don't know. Yeah, go scuba. You should go scuba. I'd go scuba. Or go tennis and pickle, baby. I might tennis. There's like a sick...
Rafa Nadal Tennis Center down the way here. And one of the dudes in the movie was over there. He said it's time. Are you playing pickle or what? No, he's playing tennis. Like the established real sports that exist before people said, I'm not good at that. I'm going to invent this. Yeah, well, that's what you said. Oh, I had a crazy thing that happened yesterday. Tell me more.
So I was on my bike and I was about to partake in some fitness and I'm riding down the boardwalk and then I see a cop with his gun drawn. On your specialized bicycle? Go ahead. On my specialized bicycle.
With his gun drawn. And then I go past the house. Oh. And like this house that he's obviously looking at. And I kind of slow down and I look. And then I see cops running around the back alleyway. Cops running around the front. Oh, boy. And then I'm like, oh, okay. And I go on my ride. I'm like, that's weird. I'm like, no.
Maybe I can help. And when I come back, I'm coming back the same way. And now it's all blocked off and there's helicopters going around the house with a spotlight. Now there's a full on. This is a night. This is a night bike ride. It was at sunset. Or wait, are you taking the from Kyle's parents? You just kind of feel into that. Are you making this up or?
There's a submarine from the FBI also in a hovercraft. The Paw Patrol's there. It's at sunset. The helicopter's up, and it's fully blocked off. There is like a full SWAT team truck outside. And then guys in full SWAT team with gear and assault rifles drawn. And then the whole area shut down. And like 15 cop cars are lining the street.
And they're not allowing people to come further down the peninsula. They finally found Jeff Goldblum. So I don't know what happened. And then it was some woman of the Real Housewives of Orange County that lived there. What? And it was, I guess, like her boyfriend was barricading her in the house or some crazy shit. Is this the lady? They live in Pasadena. Is this a spoiler? Oh, here comes our producers with a little more information. Yeah, what's going on? They say we can't talk about this. That was the Orange County Housewives X.
Okay, the Orange County Housewives. Who is apparently like your best friend now. Yeah, we're super close now. Super connected. You're riding behind your specialized bike and now you're going to be in court with him. Yeah, but I was like, I mean, it's been a while since I've been like truly like kind of right. I mean, I'm not part of it, but I was like seeing that with my own eyes.
Yeah, I feel like we kind of had maybe one or two of those scenarios when we were living at the workaholic's house. There were a few nights where- Should we tell the story? Which one? Yeah, for sure. I don't know if we've told this story, the one about the woman who jumped out of the car. Oh, I think we told that story. Didn't we tell that story? Did we? Yeah.
I think so. The woman who was held at shotgun point and we were playing Wii bowling. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is during lunch at Workaholics. And whoever thinks they can tell the story best, go for it. No, that's all you, doggy. I don't even recall. This is the best story. What was it? Was it Blowjob? We're filming. Blowjob. It is. I remember a Blowjob. So wait, just wait. So we were filming. We were filming Workaholics.
and we're outside in the front yard. You guys all know it. You love it. It's iconic. Yes, yes. And there's police with us who are like blocking traffic. That's just a general thing you do when you're outdoors and you have traffic and cars and da-da-da. So there's a car that's coming.
And all of a sudden, the police who are with us draw their gun into the window of the guy driving by. And they're like, you fucking stop right now. Stop right there. And we're like, what's going on? We don't fucking know what happened. The guy gets out of the car. They take him aside. And we're like, what the fuck? What's going on? We just had lunch. The ribs...
The best thing we can eat. The ribs were so good. The ribs were always so good. Okay, now I remember the ribs. Yeah, I remember the ribs. That's why I couldn't remember the stories. I was too busy licking my fingers on all them ribs, dude. Start with the ribs, dog.
So I buried the headline. We're busy eating ribs. Hell yeah, we are. So we don't know what's going on. They've taken this person hundreds of feet away from everybody on crew, and everyone's speculating. We're like, did he fucking rob one of the prop trucks down there or steal some stuff from the lighting truck, the grip truck? And I'm like, I can't stop eating. He's busy hitting ribs. Second round, third plate. And then finally...
The guy just gets back in the car. He shakes the police's hands and drives away. And we're like, what the fuck just happened? So we go to the police and they go, so that guy was driving and we saw a woman jump out of shotgun while he was driving and then bolt away from all of us.
And we said, what was it? And they go, well, we thought it might have been a kidnapping situation. But what had happened was around the corner, the guy had picked up a prostitute. And he had driven a couple blocks to go get dome or whatever. Which is a...
Drove onto our street. Which is blowjob. Yeah, okay. Your boobs are huge. Drove onto our street. The ribs of sex. Saw the police blocking traffic and thought it was a sting for prostitutes, and she jumped out. Oh, yeah. He thought that we were... Yeah, that's right. We were like, well, so doesn't the guy get arrested? And they were like, well, we just...
We let them go. What's up with the handshake? They're like, ah, he's just going to get a blood test. Did I do that? That was one of the craziest things that ever happened. That's right. Dude, I do remember that now. Because we also were like, oh my God. We were getting bits of information at the time. We knew a woman had jumped out of a car at some point before we got all the entire... Then they were like, last call on ribs. We'll get more of that information later.
Wait, hold that information. We'll be right back. They pulled out the good Kinder's barbecue sauce. Shout out to Congress. You know what is funny, though? They were out of ribs, and then one of the cops put his gun to my head and took ribs right off my plate. Well, the one thing about all the cops that... Allegedly. I mean, for anybody who lives where the productions are being done, all the cops who are usually on set... That's everywhere except for L.A. Go ahead. Anywhere except Hollywood. Not California. Yeah.
All the cops are usually retired police officers, so they're not super down to get back into the shit. They're probably just stoked to be on lunch. It's my favorite line from any cop show. Ah, it's too much paperwork. Yeah, dude. It's not worth the paperwork. That's why he let the guy go. He's like, you got a prostitute? Not worth the paperwork. I don't want to deal with that all afternoon. Did you hear about the ribs that they got?
The poor woman, by the way, just trying to make a living jumping out of a moving car. Yeah. I feel like he could have pulled to the side of the road and maybe allowed her to get out. Clipped a U-turn maybe? Yeah, pulled a quick U-ey. No, because she thought the guy was like a fucking undercover cop.
Oh, I got it. She jumped out thinking that the dude who picked her up was a narc or whatever. He was giving undercover Popo Zao vibes. Yeah, she was. I got you. Popo Zao!
Yeah. You remember the time when we were shooting and we were driving and then the cops, like somebody like ran a red light or there was what it was and they couldn't. Yes. We had to stop production because they were like. We got to do it. They had to write the guy up and take him to the precinct or whatever they do. Do you remember?
It was the precinct to run a red light. That seems pretty aggressive. It was something else. I can't remember. I remember it was a really stressful day. He was jerking off while doing it. Yeah. But right after that, I remember we were like, oh, we can't shoot the rest of this fucking car scene. We don't have cops. And
And then Jay Leno rolled up in like a fucking steam truck. Yeah. Tune in to Steam Car on us. Fucking chill after that. Yeah, he had like a cool steam car. But then like a half hour after, Jay Leno was like, hey, what you guys doing? And we're like shooting a show. And he's like, what show? And we're like, we're gollocks. He's like, OK.
Okay. Like, for sure. Sounds real. It was cool. Toot toot. Bye, guys. For sure. He's like, doesn't sound like a fake show. Never going to be on my talk show. Go ahead. Bye. But then he took off, and then the Google Earth car drove past. Oh, yeah. Yes. And we all waved at it. That's right. That was a one, two, three. Like, what the fuck is going on? Adam, that memory is a deep cut pole. But you remember the Google Earth car.
But I guess it does click in with your whole like, this is an opportunity to be seen by everybody in the world who Googles this location. Everyone will see this on the corner of Magnolia and Burbank. We never went and found that, did we? I don't think we ever... There's no way I could ever find
Adam made t-shirts. Adam was selling t-shirts of it with Jet Set in Venice. On Google Earth, you can go through time periods. You can go through, like, yeah, you can hit time periods on Google Earth. Dude, that's a fucking trip. How many were 419? 419, bro. Yeah, you didn't fucking know that. You guys don't fucking kick it on Google Earth. Oh, my God, dude. Happy 419. Smoke weed every day.
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Bro, I kick it on Google Earth all the time and just fucking walk around, dude. You guys don't do this just to pass time or something? Nothing? Dude, I'm sick of this world. I'm just ready for the metaverse. That's what this is, Adam. That's what this is. You walk around. Dude, can we talk about this? Can we talk about the thing I sent you guys today? I mean, now this is old news, but...
this fucking woman reported getting like gang banged in the metaverse and this is exactly what we predicted for our parents hey what it was just gonna be out of control did you go into this article no of course not because like what is the what are the specifics of this it's a clickbait it was like the new york post it's all trash uh yes yes yeah i feel like almost every single thing we've talked about today could possibly just be made up in a lie everything is so debatable
Maybe. I did fart a ton. That's what life is, dude. It's all debatable. By the way, you're bringing my favorite gif or whatever you want to call it, where it's the dude from Did It Really Happen or Ripley's Believe It or Not. It was a total farce. It never happened. He wasn't the guy. Never happened. Never happened. It's my favorite thing ever. It's like the dude from Star Trek. Before they would go to commercials, they'd be like, here's an odd
piece of trivia. Is it true or false? And then they would say it and then when they came back from the commercial they go, never happened. A complete fabrication. That guy fucking kills it in the rapid fire cut. Total lie. I love that. You're dumb if you thought it was real. It's like when your girl catches you with like a Jimmy hat in your back pocket or whatever. It's like, that's not real. Nope. Nope.
Total lie. A complete fabrication.
I don't know what you saw. Not really. Luggage. I remember what you were saying, Kyle, though, about that time when the woman ran into our house when we were all stoned playing Wii bowling. Yeah. Yeah. That one, I think we have told that story a few times on the pod. A few times. A couple times. Stole my speakers. Well, no, that's two different stories. No, that's two different stories. This one, we were playing. Yeah, this one. Same block. The G money block. Same block. Same block. You all know G money. Yeah.
She got her laptop stolen. Remember she got held at shotgun point and got her laptop stolen, ran into our house and watched us play. We bowling for like two hours. Oh, wow. While we called the cops. Oh, really? Did you ask her to get in the game? Or she was like, I'm good. I might've played bro. I remember Blake being like very worried. He, I remember him running around and like locking the doors being like, we're getting robbed. We're getting robbed right now. This is a setup. And I'm,
I'm just like, I got very paranoid. It might've been four 20. Oh bro. Super smart. It might've been four 20 dude. And she wandered in and I was paranoid. You were like, it's a setup. And I'm like, well, I'm in the middle of a killer game here. If we're going to, yeah, I'll dive. I'll die to get 300 on wee bowling. Um,
I've got three more frames to go. If you could just sit down and shut up and stop shivering, that'd be great. If we were playing Wii bowling midday, we were probably just high off resin, just smoking fucking Venom suit. Well, it was. We used to do the resin balls like a motherfucker. You used to collect the resin. That's hot knives, right? That's hot knives? Yeah, that's hot knives. Essentially, just smoking resin. Yeah.
The grossest. Oh, so yummy. The Venom Soup, baby. We smoke a Venom. Okay. I mean, I did it. I wasn't above it. It ain't yummy, I know. But I mean, those times are actually pretty yummy in my life. I like them. Dude, I miss those yummy times. Smokin'. I like to taste those memories. Non-pot smoker question is, Smokin' Resin essentially just doing...
The Lord's work. Fuck, I just said the... Hot knives. Is it just... No, no. Not hot knives. It's like freebasing. No. No, no. What was the thing everyone was doing for a while? Dab. Dabs, thank you. Is it just doing a dab, right? No, no. Dab is like high quality concentrated THC. Resin is truly like
Just like the melted sauce from whatever's left over when you actually take a drag. Right, but isn't that like concentrated THC? It's like used concentrate. I'm sure some weed dork is going to really break us down and really go after us about what's different. BF us in the comments. I've done dabs and...
I've smoked resin and they both just get you high as shit. And they both taste pretty fucking gross. It's not like smoking. Does one high last longer than the other? Oh no, dabs fuck you up, dude. I do not. Because smoking resin, doing hot knives, it's pretty quick. It's bottom of the barrel stuff. I did hot knives once. I've told you guys this story. Me and John went to a random house.
Did hot knives with some people, and we thought it was insane. And we were high for like an hour. Yeah. Well, that's weed, too, for the most part. Yeah, that's weed. And it's not like the best way of inhaling as much smoke as possible. Like, hot knives is tough. I don't know. At Astro Burger, we thought it was. We went straight to Astro Burger, and we were like, yo, this is perfect. Yeah, fuck yeah. You gotta fuck up. I mean, you know I did it recently in Atlanta. Fourth meal. I did it in Atlanta because I didn't have rolling papers, so I just... Dabs or hot knives? Hot knives.
My man. What do you mean? How did you do it? You didn't have rolling papers. You were going to roll a joint, but then what did you do, buddy? Wait.
Wait, so you just, instead of going, instead of taking a three minute walk to a gas station where you could just buy rolling papers. No, no, no, no. This is a science question. You took two knives from your hotel. It's science. It's science. So I did it and destroyed them. No, no, but he's, I want to know because you have the intention of rolling up flour. Sure. And then you do hot knives. Scientifically impossible. Yeah.
The fuck? I'm pissed now. Okay, so what I did is I took the knives. Sorry. It's science. I took the knives, and I didn't have any open flame. I didn't have any papers, no lighter. All I had was an electric stove. Okay. So what I did was I put the tips of the knives together.
on the electric stove and then i took the nug of weed put it between the two hot knives that's how i did it as well and inhaled the smoke of the flower that's what i thought hot knives was wait with the flower no no not flame not no no not flour no no no yeah no hot knives is the resin you did something entirely new blake i basically was like doing the hatchet of weed yeah i
This is something. Blake, you know what you did? You did not knives. I did not knives, baby. Not knives of Atlanta. I heated them up hot enough so that when you put the weed on, it actually cooked the weed and smoke came out and it got me hot. That's like you did like a vape. You did like a vape. Kind of, yeah. That was like a homemade vape. What's crazy to me about this story is instead of just taking a quick walk
To get a couple papers. Dude, it was late. You decided, I'm going to ruin these two nines. It was late and I was scared. It was too late. It was too late at night. All right. Wait, but we use like the top of a two liter bottle to like kind of catch the smoke. What did you just go? I had my lips very close to the hot metal. Very close. I was living on the edge.
Hey, happy 419. Yeah, no, I kind of like it. I like what you did, Blake. I think it's cool. Smoking! Did you guys ever do two liter gravity bongs? You all fucking with that? You remember that back in the day? Yeah, I fucked with a lot of gravity bongs. Yeah, my homie used to build those. What was that? That was like the little wizard staff. Well, you would cut off the bottom of a two liter and put the bowl
on top of it with the foil and then fill your fucking sink with water. What? And then you'd put it all the way down, you'd light it up, and then the smoke would raise the two liter up. And then you'd take the cap off and...
Suck it down until the water hits your lips, baby. I love that. It's so crazy because when kids... Adam is really stoked on this 419. Well, when kids apply themselves, they're so smart. They're so clever. But if they would just put that into reading a book...
They are, dude. This is a whole industry now. This is a whole industry. It's true. What do you mean, bro? Yeah, they are. Get your paper. You know my homie Brian, who you've met. He worked at that bar. I'm not going to say it. He used to just build weed-smoking contraptions in high school. She's a diver. Dual chamber bomb.
Oh, yeah. Inside of like water jugs and stuff. You got to have extra chambers. And like and hiding it from his parents was a whole fucking like operation. Yeah. The move was like going to a hardware store. You could steal everything so easily because they were just such small like things that you needed like a little pipe here. Right. And it was so hard to buy those things. Well, because if you bought them, they would know what you're doing and they wouldn't sell them to you. They don't give a fuck.
They don't give a fuck. I had a giant pipe made out of a bike pump.
Really? That's tight. Like a steamroller? Yeah. Like not a specialized bike pump, but like Schwinn probably. Yeah. And then we sawed it off and then I kept it underneath my steering wheel. This plastic part would pop off of my 93 Cavalier convertible. It would pop off and it's like where wires and shit were. And I could either fit a six pack of beer, a 175,
of vodka, sawed off shotgun, uh, sawed off shotgun, throwing stars, or, uh, this pipe. Or this one girl's lock of hair. That's so cool. So you had like the secret compartment where you like hit the steering wheel twice and it just drops down and it's party time. Dude, you must've been such a good senior. Dude, I had so much contraband, uh,
I was a very good senior. Yeah, you were such a good senior. I was a really good senior. I did that sophomore year, but by the time I got to senior, I was really good at hiding things in my car. Dude. Damn! I miss the excitement of smoking weed. I still like smoking weed. I do it every day. I'm hot right now!
I mean, do you think we have the power to make 419 the new 420? Where it's just like, get a jump on it. Yeah, I'm pretty prepped. Well, yeah. Get a jump. I just miss the ingenuity of it all. Of like...
Being a little sneaky about it. Has legal weed ruined it for you? A little bit. I think maybe 419 is about... For sure it's better. But the little things are what I miss. Maybe 419 is about creativity in the weed field. It's prepping. It's getting ready for 420, so it's all the science. It's almost like the Red Bull when they make the machines. The fluke tog. 419 is the weed fluke tog.
Yeah. Yeah, I dig it. I need more. What? You have to build some kind of homemade contraption to smoke weed out of that. The more creative, the better. I guess I just mean, can we make 419 more popular than 420 in that it's like, why are we waiting? The statement of doing it on 419 and making that a bigger deal than 420 is that we're not waiting for it. It's the cop code, man. That's what I thought. Thank you. Thank you, mom. Okay.
Okay, but I say it could be a multi-day event. It's like Christmas. Christmas is... You can do two ten. It could be eight crazy nights. And Christmas Day. It could be eight crazy nights, man. What about two ten? Why don't you do February 10th? Eight crazy blunts? Can you guys do eight crazy blunts? Half of 420. Two ten? So we're talking about a marijuana Hanukkah? Yeah. Marijuana. Marijuana. Marijuana.
Marijuana. Half. That has to exist already. Marijuana. Already is something for marijuana. Yeah. So line from producers, please Google that. Thank you. It's a line from a Sandler track. That's true. Uh, do we got any take backs, giveaways, uh,
Epic slams. Anything that we have. Nothing! I stand by everything in this cast. I have a take back. No, I got a huge take back. I just want to say right before we jump into that, Adam, I do want to say that we popularized Half Christmas. Thank you. We did. We made that. What is it? Popular? Are you giving? People still fucking tweet and Instagram and celebrate it and shit. Are you giving us our flowers? But it's not like it's loose. Okay, yeah, go ahead. I'm giving us our flowers. Yes. Thank you.
Can we popularize half 420? 210, baby. With 419? 210, man. Well, yeah. I mean, whatever. 210. I thought it was 210. Isn't 210 what we wanted to do? Wait, hang on. 210 is half of 420, but it's not halfway to 420. Oh.
Hey guys, we'll figure the date out at another time. I mean, that's true. He is correct. It's not six months later. Halfway to 420 from when? I'm not okay. You just come back, please.
From when? When are we starting? Yeah. 1-1? The whole world gone crazy! I would love to take back all the luggage talk. I never want another murmur of luggage again on this pod. Too bad. I didn't even get to talk about backpacks. Are we talking like...
Zip up or like the one that has like the cover with the clip that goes. We'll get into it next time. This is mine right here. This is mine. Netflix back. Zip it. Got my Netflix back. Hey, guys. The next half-fourth 20th will be October 20th. So October 20th. October 20th is right before Halloween. It's a big smoking holiday. And how did you just –
surmise that I just went six months into the future after 420 okay we gotta check his math for sure check my math for sure check it remember when we during 420 in the episode check it in the episode we like got the date wrong zip it and the internet was like you guys did it wrong
What did we do? No, let's end this. Let's end this shit. No, let's end it. It's true. It's true. You want to end it? Go ahead, Kyle. Oh, this is another episode up. I'm still going to send it. Is. Is. Was. Important. Important. Okay. It just ended, I think. Yeah, I did it. I'm still going to send it. Okay.
I was just saying. I don't want people to know that we fucked up. Too bad. Hey, Kyle. I don't want them to know we fucked up. You just admitted it. We fucked up. And that was another episode of This. It's over. This is important. It's over. It's important. Cut this. Smoke weed every day.
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