Ep 82: Guess Who’s Got A 10 (1/4) Inch Dong????
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Here we go. Start your engines. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.

Baby! Okay, let's go. All right. Oh, yeah, the bitch. No, stop it. Whoa. What are you doing? Sorry, fingers slipped. A little rusty. Right out of the gate with the naughty? You forgot. You forgot where they are, huh? You hit the wrong button, Blake? Is that your defense? A little rusty, fellas. Holy smokes. And it's been a while. There we go. I love that. What was that first one you dropped that didn't really get things moving? Okay, let's go.

What is that? Oh, you guys haven't seen that video? It's like this little kid and his dad and they're like British and they like run like an at-home like EDM radio station or something and the little kid is hilarious.

I'm sleeping like where the socks go towards the mouth and then away they go. Yeah, the big inhale. Describing a viral video through audio is never going to be as funny as just watching it. I can't believe you guys haven't seen it. Then why did you even do it, mate? Because that dude's drop is fresh. You said they were like British and that stopped me because I'm like, were they like British or what was going on? I guess if you're Welsh, you're British.

Okay. If you're Welsh. Hey, if you're joining us now, this is important. The Dumbest Podcast. Brought to you by Welsh's Grape Juice. Yeah, Welsh's Grape Juice. All right. I love that. Should we tell them? Yeah. Should we tell everybody two things? Should we tell them? I don't know. We banked all those podcasts you've been listening to like three months ago and we

Now we're back, and it's a little weird. It is. Cat's out of the bag. Rusty wheel. Adam's out of the podcast. Adam is in Germany. He's still chunking. Yeah, he's still chunking. He said something about starting up Neonautica. I don't know what it was, but it sounded wrong, and I don't know what he's doing over there.

So he's out. No questions asked. He's out. No questions asked. It was Neo something and he's in Germany. I can't remember the rest of it, but yeah, that's his whole life now. Peace, buddy. Peace. He's out of here. And if he was here, he'd explain more of it, I guess. Or recruit, I guess is what he's trying to do. Is he ever coming back? What the fuck, dude? I don't know.

I miss him. Just real talk, I miss him. What do they say? No love lost? Freaking see ya. Love lost over here. I miss him. I miss him already. That's nice of you, dude. Kyle, that's actually way to be the bigger man in this situation because you know when you dipped, he fucking skewered you, bro. Oh, yeah. Oh, he did. He threw me under 50 buses. He sure did. Yeah, but that's all right. Yeah, he called you a bus. I think this is a good act of character right here and

I am stepping up, and I miss the guy. I miss him. I miss the little tyke. That's a huge bitch. What do you miss? What do you miss? I miss his smile. I miss his sunglasses. Oh, you got to get from Anchorman a miss his smell on the soundboard. What's that from? From what? Anchorman, where like Sportison is like, I miss the smell. Oh, champ? Yeah.

Yeah, champ rocks. That fed frat dudes for a few years to just be like, I miss the smell. And me for two decades. It's science. There it is. Beautiful. Found that drop. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hey, man, we're walking through this. So we don't know what we've all been up to. Yeah, holy shit. Kyle, how's the pickleball? Oh, dude, the pickleball is constant. The pickleball, my dink game is getting stronger. What's a dink? Is that like a volley? Yeah.

Yeah, the dink is when you're playing in the kitchen, when you're up toes on the line. You can't step in the kitchen, so it becomes like a very soft game of diagonals and back and forths. The kitchen. So is that like you're playing the net? The kitchen and the dink? Well, yeah. There's a box that's in front of the net on either side of it, and you can't step in the kitchen. It's called the kitchen. The kitchen dink. Also known as the non-volley zone. Okay. I think that's what they're saying. It's a bagel. Right.

So, you know, the pickleball has been consistent. Still love the game. Cool. Yeah. You're hanging on to it. Fatter than ever out there. Yeah, I'm stomping around. You said fatter than ever? I'm not losing weight just playing pickleball. That's the thing. That's surprising. Dude, what are you doing to – your boobs are huge. What are you doing to like get some muscle?

Because that's a good cardio to be running around doing pickleball. Nothing. Before every game or between, I don't know how it is, but before you do games, just do 10 push-ups. Just drop and do 10. That's a lot to ask me to do.

But yeah, yeah. Drop a new five. Way to have no in your heart, brother. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. No, I know. Yeah, you're right. You're right. And you know what? I should come to you more for physical fitness advice because we haven't had a chance to talk about how fucking sexy you are with your shirt off. Okay. Gained it all.

Okay, I'm going to flip it right back on you and magnify your beauty because you sent us a pic. I think you posted it on IG a while back. Sent? Did not send it. That would be next level flagrant if I was like, guys, by the way, check on me out. That would be a little weird if he's like, check out my bod. Yeah. Maybe I should. That would have been cool, though. I would have taken that. I take pics of my bod. Your boobs are huge. Yeah, but you're looking good. Yeah. I asked for notes. I just go, notes? What are you guys thinking? Yeah.

I'm just trying to be like Jon Bastow. Hey, Anders, no notes. Jon Bastow, fitness legend? Dude, what was his workout routine? What was his video? I just remember his head didn't look like it was part of his body. It looked like it was clip-arted on. Jon Bastow. That's what your girl said to me. Your girl said to me, she goes, Wait, whose girl? You. You.

In the DM? What? She said to you that in public? Was I present? At your birthday dinner, dog. That must have been an aside. That was when we had a private conversation about it. Yeah, that's aside, all right. No, she was like, I thought that was Photoshopped. And I'm like, no.

I'm going to have to talk to her about that. Yeah, we did have a pretty glorifying private conversation at Blake's birthday. Now we're bringing it into the public eye, all right? Okay, I like that. But John Bay style, he wasn't –

Who was the dude, Billy Blanks? He did the karate. Ty Bo. Sure, yeah. Ty Bo, which was a game changer. Ty Bo Ho. What was John Baystow? He was just like, get like me? Or did he have the rack? Dude, I don't know. I only know Tony Horton. This is such an Adam conversation. I know. Oh, we're missing our guy.

We're missing our fit fluencer. Yeah. That's the hole. We need our hole filled, man. Our fourth corner is the fitness. Here's what we're all avoiding. Blake's body is always in shape and he wears his big t-shirts like a kid at a pool just to hide it all. So let's see it. Let's see it.

See? Look at that. There's no jiggle. Hit it with a flex. Let me see the hip flex. See those little cum gutters? Look at those things, guys. Okay, we got to find a new name for those. Why? I liked it better when it was just the Usher. Fair. Let's workshop it. I don't think it has to be called cum gutters.

Is that what you're referring to when you say cum gutters? It's the usher cut? Yeah, what even part? Because I assumed that the belly button is the true cum gutter of the body. No, no, that's the cum receptacle. Thank you, Rick. Exactly, it is. That's the cum garbage disposal. Right.

And if you're listening to us now, it took us eight minutes and seven seconds to talk about Cub. We're back! Slide into our DMs and tell us your favorite words for Cub, and we might read it on the next episode. I will say, as we had to sit back and listen to like 30 episodes banked, and as the world continued on, and I would plug back into our podcast, and we're just sitting there reading,

riffing on cum jokes. I'm like, god damn, this pod is cool, dude. Yeah. Yeah.

You know how we do. So you got some perspective. You achieved some global perspective on our pod. Yeah, dude, it sure is. Are you kidding me? Yeah. That shit's important. Yeah, this is all important. Cum's probably the most important thing in fucking life, bro. That's what gives you life. Cum. That's why we're all here. Thank you. You know what I mean? We all started out as sea monkeys. Thank you. We did, right? Thank you. Did you guys have sea monkeys as a kid? Sea monkeys.

Like pets? No, I skipped the pets. I skipped the sea monkeys. Did you? Well, yeah. I mean, I wouldn't call them pets. But yeah, you just like... Somebody gave them to me for my birthday. The fuck were they then? Yeah, were they alive? Fuck were they, asshole? Sorry. Were they real? They were...

Were they real? Were they alive? They were there until you forgot they were there. But you're not truly nurturing these things. But they came into your house. They're animals that are in your house. Those are pets. You let your pets die. I don't know what they are. They're like little shrimps. Like they were like krill? I think so. And so the thing has little magnifying glass. Like the aquarium that they're in has built-in magnifying glasses. So when they swim up to it,

You look at them because on the box, they have like faces and like have like headphones. Yeah, like little crowns. Yeah. They like rock. And then when you get all close and you look through the fucking magnifying glass, they just look like a little shrimp. And you're like, wait, I thought when you see up close, they're cool. One has a ski hat. They had hats on. One's got sunglasses. Yeah.

I thought it was like Pee Wee Herman when he would go look at the worms and they had their own little life. Yeah. I'm sure on the box now it says somebody probably stood and was like, they don't look like this. Oh, I hated when they started to do that because kids' commercials for toys used to be so sick where they would show the action figures doing things they for sure didn't do and they definitely got your boy a few times.

But they had to start saying like, this is not what the toy does at all. That is annoying. I think I side with you. That's annoying because that was like you were in the perspective of the imagination and then all of a sudden they had to put you in reality. And it's like, no, no, no, no, no. Give me something to imagine when I'm playing with my toys.

They were like, hey, grow up real quick, and now you don't want to play with them. Exactly. Yeah, it's like, okay, well, now I'm too grown for the toys you're selling. Dude, remember they would set up huge things for G.I. Joes going down like zip lines and shit, and now they have to say, doesn't come with the zip line. Yeah, you won't have this much fun. It's impossible to have this much fun. Don't even fucking try this. This commercial's professional grown-ups.

You know? Yeah. Yeah. This is a camera. These are music stings. The best you're going to be able to do is line up all your guys facing each other and just say it's a war and nothing happens. And by the time everything is set up, your friend has to go home. Right. It's dinner time. Fuck! Spent the whole goddamn time setting up the war. We haven't even done the war yet, mom!

We got to go right now. Fucking thing sucks. But that's by design. You don't want to fight your friend. That's by design, you know? Wait, do they have to do that for food too? Because like Whoppers don't look like what they look like in the commercial. Does it have to say like- Oh, for real? Do you ever line up like Burger King versus McDonald's? Is that what we're talking here? No, I'm saying like the Whopper looks delicious. It's obviously like those like food artists who have the coolest job. It's not real.

Unreal, mate. That's the key right there. Food artist is the name of the person that comes in to commercials and is like, that looks art. Let's give them their flowers. Let's pull the curtain back because we did some Carl's Jr. stuff during Workaholics, right? Yes, absolutely. And they like coached us on how to eat it. Yes, we had to hold. Which was super fucking annoying. Yes. I think if you go back to, what episode was it? They're like, bite the side of it. And I go, no.

You guys are at a bus stop, right? Aren't you at a bus stop? We're at a bus stop and we do a straight up Carl's Jr. commercial where it's like there's a girl at the bus stop and she's like, nice buns. And we're like, oh, you're talking about our butts. And then it's like, no, you're Carl's Jr. And I remember I had to like hold the burger with like my knuckles to show the whole burger. Exactly, yes. You couldn't use the end of your digits. You had to like grip it second knuckle style. You had to...

You had to hold it like a kung fu grip. What is that about? Yeah. And then you couldn't do a big bite. You had to kind of like just kind of take a little nibble. Right. Piss me the fuck off, I'll tell you what. And they were like cold. Well, yeah, that's tough. Remember?

I assumed, I'm like, yo, we're about to get served. By the way, fuck Carl's Jr. right now. I was like, we're about to get served the greatest Carl's Jr. possible, right? Because you're like, this is them putting their best foot forward. It's not just like Mike flipping burgers and being like, this is your shit. And they were like,

Yeah, spray painted. Remember the cheese? Well, I know they spray a glisten on it. They put a glisten on it so it catches the light. They put that fucking like...

shine on it. Kind of makes it a little sweet. It's like a little sweet burger. It's not real. Is that what it is? So, Durz, you say fuck Carl's Jr. Right now. I'm just going to come back. That's cool. I'm going to come back and yang your yin and yang your yang. I'm going to say that was my first job. Your first job was Carl's Jr.? Yeah, that's right. Green Burrito or Carl's? What are we talking here? Besides the paper route, yeah, it was Carl's Jr. No, this was before the merger. This was before.

No, no. Was this BM or AM? Yeah, no green burrito where I was from. Is that a California thing only? Because I can legit say I have never ate green burrito. I don't think I have either.

The Mexican option at Carl's Jr. And you know me. And I know you very well. You know that I would. No, there's one thing. No, there's one thing that's super sick from Green Burrito. I've done it. I've crossed the lines. Wait, are you honest to guess or what?

Do you love them? No, I mean, I'll fucking tell you. It doesn't matter. It's their tostada bowl to go, bro. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I can see that. Weird, wild stuff. It's like a tostada bowl to go. It's fucking dope. I used to get it all the time at the Hamlin house when we were like pre-workaholics. Yeah, tostadas are sick because you think you're healthy, but then you just are like, I think I ate a giant fried burrito. Oh, yeah, because they were frying their tostada over there at Carl's Junior Green Burrito. The tostada is just the...

It's just the flattened taco. It's just a shell that's flat. Wait, no, I'm talking about the bowl. They bowl it, bro. And then you put a salad on the inside and then you can eat the bowl. Exactly. That's a taco salad. That's not a tostada. That's a taco salad. People call it tostada. What's wrong with saying tostada bowl? No, tostada is a flat tortilla, like crispy tortilla with everything packed together.

Look, not a bowl. We three gringos don't need to go into this, but all I know is that I've ordered a tostada from places and it comes creped up like that. No, that is not a tostada. That is a taco salad. But you can have a taco salad with strips of chips in it. It's not a bowl. You can have that, right? You can, but some taco salads come in a shell bowl, much like a chowder, like a clam. You would call that a tostada? What do you call it?

What are you calling it? He calls it a taco salad. Oh, you're calling it a taco salad, not a tostada bowl. Why not call it a tostada bowl? What's wrong with that? That's what I said, by the way. Okay. I'm going to bow out of this. You guys are getting heated. This is conquered on conquered here. I'm just curious because it's like, what the fuck? Conquered on conquered crime. Like,

I said tostada bowl. I did say that. Okay, as long as you recognize that it isn't a tostada straight up. I love how this dude just put stipulation. But you have to recognize. Do you recognize that, dude? Everything which I already did. Okay, all right, fair enough. It's weird to call it a tostada bowl because...

It's a taco salad. It's something that already exists. Which, by the way, did you guys hear the huge news in Mexican fast food? What's up? Yes. Should we tell them? Should we tell them? What do you got? What, what, what, what, what? The Mexican pizza is back. Where? And who is this courtesy of? Because she, like, announced it at Coachella. Okay, at Coachella.

What? At Coachella. Coachella. Doja Cat is like on stage or right before. She does rock, by the way. Doja Cat. I saw her. She had stairs. I saw some pictures. She had some stairs as she came down, I think. Yeah, she's fucking cool. Like for real stairs? On stage, bro. That's pretty cool, dude. Yeah, I got to check the set. I don't know.

I don't know how much... Maybe Taco Bell wasn't even paying her. Maybe she was just so fucking hyped on hearing through the wire that the pizza is coming back, but she announced Mexican pizzas are back at Taco Bell. Everybody, get out there, baby. What a weekend one announcement. This was weekend one?

I love it. Yeah, so Weekend 2? Oh my gosh, if the fucking cheesy steak gordita doesn't come back, Weekend 2 is a failure. That's the Weekend 1 drop? Yeah. What is it? The Mexican pizza's back? Mexican pizza, yeah. Oh my god.

That's a Baja blast to the dome. That's it, dude. Baja blast. Yeah! Wait, you just dropped Gorditas, steak Gorditas. Was that your go-to? Because that was my go-to in high school. When the Gordita dropped, I was like, this is it. Gorditas are great, dude.

This Baja steak gordita. Nice. Did it have the lime sauce? No, the Baja steak gordita had like a cream sort of sauce. The cause of diarrhea. What is the gordita wrap? Huh? What is the gordita wrapped in? It's disgusting. It's like a thick tortilla. It's thicker. It's like a quarter of an inch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fluffier. Let me see. That's about right.

Let me see. One, two, three, four. Yeah, that's about right. Is that a quarter inch? That's a quarter inch? That's a quarter inch? Let me see. Hang on. Oh, wow. Yeah, I guess that's probably a quarter. Wait, that's a quarter inch? Oh, my gosh. My dick is way smaller than I thought. Well, I don't know who you've been talking to, but my dick is 10 quarter inches long. Gordita. I got a 10 quarter inch dick, dude. I'm not lying.

Yo, this thing, woo, we're swinging 10 quarter inch dicks. It seems like every eight to nine minutes we're talking about dicks income. Every eight to nine minutes. I swear on a stack of Bibles, I got a 14 quarter inch dick, dude.

Swear to God. By the way, I'm over here trying to do the math like, is that actually still big? 14 quarters. Do I need to tone it down? I got a nine quarter inch thing. Remember? Nine quarters is like what? Two and a quarter. Two and a quarter, dude. I've never been a measurement guy. Never been a measurement math guy. Suck my nine quarter inch thing, bro.

Bro, two and a quarter? What's up? By the way, then you got to coach your girl to also be like, and tell your friends. You can whisper quarter. They don't hear it. I pulled it out and it was a ten quarter inch dick.

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The TV show idea we had about just three guys with 10-inch dicks who moved to L.A. Don't give it away yet because Kevin Henton will still write it, which let's give Kevin Henton his flowers right now. Oh, yeah, good call, good call. Showrunner for workaholics, one of the funniest guys in the freaking world. He had a movie drop, that Nick Cage movie. What's it called? I should have known this. It's called like the unimaginable weight of...

massive talent, the unbearable weight of a massive, the unbearable weight of massive talent. Yeah. But I think they're just calling it massive talent for sure. That's a cool name, but it's Nick cage playing Nick cage who,

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writing thing on it that they probably didn't use. So I haven't seen, I saw a version. I haven't seen, they've reshot some stuff. I haven't seen Final Cut. Oh, okay.

Okie dokie. Is it dropped? Is it out? It's out. Is it in theaters? No, not yet. Not yet. Yeah, yeah, okay. I think it's out. So Flowers, by the way, Nick Cage is unbelievable. Ike Barinholtz, very funny. Tiffany Haddish is in it. The Mandalorian himself, whose name escapes me. Escapes me. Escapes Brazor and escapes me. Same with me. He kills it. He's very funny. That's dope. It's great.

Neil Patrick Harris. Pascal. Casimbaras. When I battle them. Is his name Pedro Pascal? Is that his name? This is the way. Pedro Pascal. Okay, great. It can be. Sure. It can be. Sure, yeah. Whatever his name is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's in it. That's so dope, man. I hope Kevbo gets to write more movies after this as well. The reviews have been good. Awesome. It's 100% on Tomatometer or whatever. Woo!

boy. That's great. He's got the tomatoes. He keeps it 100. Hell yeah. Good for him. I can't wait to see it. Whoa! I know that bite. Oh my gosh. Drop it again. Wow, dude. Whoa. Because we haven't talked about the Super Bowl. Oh,

The Super Bowl. Dude, we haven't talked about a lot of stuff. It was crazy being in sort of that pod stasis because so much shit happens so fast in this goddamn world. It's insane that you don't realize the pace of the breakneck speed at which news comes at you now and the shit that happens. Breakneck, slap face, all sorts of stuff. Yeah.

Got him. Wow, dude. Wow. Did we do it, man? Will Smith just... Did we do it? I mean, we haven't covered it. Did we talk about the slap? We don't talk about the slap. Wow. Oh, that cord is big. The slap. Wow. Was he asked to leave? Was he not? I want the details behind the slap. Dude.

And you come here first for your... Oh, my God! Here's all I'll talk about. That dude was crying. That shit's important. He hit the other... He hit Chris Rock so hard, he started crying. Dude, that... Don't talk about my wife in the mouth fucking mouth. Okay, dude. Okay, man. When you hit somebody so hard, you cry. Will Smith probably dukeyed his pants. He was so shook by himself. Oh.

Oh my God. And nobody was like, maybe get out of here. I don't know. Yeah, maybe just bounce for a sec, you know? Like, get off the cameras and stuff. Did I do that? Kicking him out is one thing, but another thing is like, you look like a fucking bitch right now, dude. You hit him and you're crying. Go take a moment, dude. You seem crazy. The commercials are back. The commercials are off. Come back. Sit down. See ya. Just walk.

Do you think he was wearing one of those cock cages? What's that? Those things you put your dick into. They had it on my favorite show, Gigolos. A cage? Of Showtime fame? Yeah, so you put your dick in this cage. If you get a boner, it's like, hold up. You give the key to the dominatrix or whatever. That's sick, dude. What does that train your penis to do, though? Knock it hard?

I don't know. Stay limps. It probably changes to just fucking stay partial chub, right? No, I think it just sucks. And that's the whole thing is that it's like... Okay, that's another discussion. But yeah. The cage. We're talking about the slap. We need to talk about the cage. I think he might have had one on. And she was like, you want that cage off? You want me to put the Nick cage on?

Just don't talk about her. My dick is in a cage right now. Get this cage off my 14-quarter-inch dick. So, by that logic, the joke made him fucking hard, bro. Oh, man. What do you think Will Smith's dick looks like? Oh, that's nice. I don't know. What do you think, bro? You think? Fucking thing sucks. I don't know. I guarantee you, back in, like, 95, that shit was...

Dope. Oh, yeah. What changes? Does your dick change over time? I'm sorry, but I'm hoping to have the same dick my entire life. The longer you live with your dick, the more it looks like you.

Oh, you're getting on the same cycle? Mm-hmm. Oh, it's like Benjamin Button, but your dick starts to turn into you. That's not the movie? I'm saying you begin to shrink and your dick begins to grow and then soon you change. That's not how it's going for me. Yeah, the dick ain't growing. I'm getting taller and it's getting smaller for some reason. I don't know what's happening. It's retreating. Mine is definitely retreating.

Once or twice a month, I go, whoa, he's back. And then he's like, no, I was just fucking with you. Yeah, it's like every Tuesday is February 2nd. It's Groundhog's Day. Will it see its shadow or not? Wow, dude. On a full moon. I got at least eight quarter inches. Perfect.

I love it, baby. Oh, my God. Four quarters make a dollar. Speaking of trippy movies, though, last night I went and saw The Northmen. Oh.

Oh, dude, that movie was made for you. Yeah, and I mean, not in it for some reason. I think they wanted it to be good, though. Okay. That's, yeah, that makes sense. I'll piss you out. That checks out. That's correct. It's a crazy Viking saga. It's fucking nuts. Is it dope? Is it, um...

Is it ultra violent? Is it intense? You know what? It's violent. And this is weird for me to say. I'm like, no, it's not that violent because there are some cutaways. But there's beheadings. But it definitely – it's more shocking in heavy tone than it is when we saw Braveheart and you just saw dudes' wigs getting split by broadswords, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, Braveheart was kind of intense. I can't remember. In the final, spoiler alert, at the end when they pull his guts through his stomach, you don't see that, right? Where, in Braveheart? Yeah. I've never seen it. Yeah, you see his entrails or whatever. Yeah, you do. You see all that shit in that movie. I remember when his head got split, too. It was like a very, very frightening shot for me as a child.

And his blood hits the camera at one point and I was like, that's the shit. No, not in that movie. No, no, not in that movie. No, no. Hey, everybody who's seen Braveheart and you know the part where the blood hits the camera lens, slide in Kyle's DMs. Let me know. And also I want to know if it probably was real. It wasn't like VFX. It was like a technique. It's not real. No, no, no. I think it was real and they were like, let's keep it. It like brings the audience into it. Who directed that one? It's Mel Gibson. Yeah, Mel. Ooh.

Dude. Mel. Coming off some hot, hot Easter takes because I know everybody's coming down from there. I'm still wearing my Easter pastels. Easter rocks, by the way. Probably my favorite holiday. Really? Yep. Please explain. Oh, dude, it's so cool. Between Easter and like Flag Day? Same. Flag Day? Yeah. Flag Day? No, I'm not even, Flag Day's not even in the running, you know. Yeah.

I'm just saying out of all the holidays or out of the two holidays, Easter and Flag Day, you like Easter the most? What is Easter going up against? I love it. I love it. It's going up against every other holiday like I'm saying.

I think it might be my favorite holiday of all time. Why? Let's get into this. Yeah, this is weird, dude. What's going on? Oh, dude, I wish Adam was here. I wish Adam was here so bad for this. Oh, man. He would fucking roast you. He would light you up about Easter somehow in a funny way. Easter's fucking tight, dude, because you got to hunt. You get to...

You get to hunt your fucking eggs, dude. And it's like just fun. Like you're surviving the game? No, it's like just a, I don't know. What do you mean you hunt the eggs? You're that into looking for eggs? The weather's nice. The weather's nice. Okay? The weather's nice. You get to hide the eggs. You get to see the kids when they find the eggs. You get to hide them in hard spots and then like be like, oh, oh.

It's right there. You get to make golden eggs. Do you do hot or colder? Yeah, you can do hotter, hotter, warmer, warmer. Hotter, colder fucking hits at our house. Dude, this is weird. This is bizarre. You're that into egg hunt. It is weird. Well, I mean, we just did Easter and it's fresh in my mind. Yeah. Whatever holiday just happened, Kyle's pretty... Wait, did I say favorite holiday? I meant like the one that I can remember the clearest. Yeah.

Hold up. Take backs. Yeah, that's a... What was your hot Easter take, buddy? Well, I just like... I don't know when the last time you guys tapped in with the Passion of the Christ movie. Oh, yeah. That movie was fucking cool. It was just...

It's become a tradition that I tap in with now. No, I've only seen it once. It's fucking... It's just super brutal. They play it every year on TNT now. It's the most brutal shit. That is a question. Yeah, was that like... Do you think that's historically... Like how brutalized Jesus got? Is that historically correct? Bro, none of that shit happened, first of all. But yeah, that's how it went down. Ders, stop. The Bible is fiction. Ders.

He's risen? What the fuck are we talking about? He moved the rock. Yeah, like we put him in this thing. We put like a big rock there. Yo, the next morning, the rock got moved and he was alive again, dude. Here's the thing. You get the rock to be Jesus in a movie. Is that what it is? What is it? Blake, do you know the story? What is it? It's like... You never saw Christian Bale in that magic movie? They were twins, dude. What?

Two of them. Oh, you're talking the prestige? The long con. Yeah. Christianity was just prestige. Jesus was Christian Bale as the prestige. Hey, do we have a Christian Bale hit or what? I thought we did. Oh, that'd be a good one. Oh, good for you. Good for you. We're done professionally, mate. Dang, that'd be wild. It should be all Bale.

I'll bail all the time. I need to get Colin Farrell on here, too, from his sex tape. Oh, yeah. What does he say? Breakfast, lunch, and dinner, mate. He says he loves Munchabox so much. Yeah, that's tight. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. He's great. Oh, that's another thing that happened while we were off pod. What? The Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson sex tape show. Oh, wow. That was an event. That didn't happen. It was just a show. Huge event. Huge, huge, huge event.

yeah no it just got me thinking of fucking 10 quarter inches no bro that guy's 10 straight bro i know he's trent he's straight up 10 he's a tenner do you guys remember the first time you saw that video oh yeah

Very well. Oh, sorry. I don't remember. I definitely can like – I can picture it now on the boat with like that windy-ass dry blowjob. I don't remember the first time. I just remember being like, yo. It's a lot of bad audio. Ders remembers the audio. It's like – Yeah, there's no way any of that all felt good. It was too windy. You know she got chapped up. That's the best take. You know? Yeah.

A little windy blow. Yeah, a dry-ass windy blowjob. Yeah, like hot tub sex. You're like, mm-mm. The phenomenon that took over the world was a dry, windy blowjob. Wow, dude! But then they go back to the crib, right? I remember the boat one as well. That was the real standout. That's all I remember. I don't remember anything else besides the boat. I am starting to conflate the Ray J tape now.

Yeah, dude. There's a few out there. There's a few legendary sex tapes on the market. It's fucking dope. It's a career. It's a pathway. When you invent the camcorder, are you like...

I'm changing everything. Yeah. Allegedly. Oh, I mean like that movie, the movie I constantly talk about on this podcast, Autofocus. Oh yeah. Where like Willem Dafoe's characters to Greg Kinnear like, it's called a camcorder. You can film at home. And he's like, well, what are you filming? He's like, fucking, I film sex. That's, of course. He's like, oh, neat. And then fucking Rita Wilson's in the garage and finds like 700 fuck videos. Yeah.

Perfect. That movie is hilarious. I need to revisit that movie. I feel like it's one that... So good. Shout out Paul Schrader, just a fucking genius who makes the best, funniest movies. Can you give me another Paul Schrader? What else we got? Give me another one. Yeah, here we go. All right, Paul Schrader did...

American Gigolo. Okay. He wrote Taxi Driver. I thought he was associated with Taxi Driver. He wrote Mosquito Coast. He writes movies about men that are their own worst enemy. Right, right. They can't get out of their own way. People leave.

And it's always good. Affliction with Nick Nolte. Which one's Affliction? Affliction's about like a fucking cop. Who wears sick clothes? Yeah, it's about an MMA fighter. Wow. Who is a fashion mogul. Pivots to designing? Yeah. Sorry, didn't mean to derail that. Who's got the sickest cum gutters? No, it's like Nick Nolte's like a crosswalk cop.

whose dad embarrasses him in public and stuff. What? I'm in. I'm in. And his dad is James Coburn, who I think won the Oscar for that role because he just shits on his son. He's a crosswalk cop?

Like he walks kids back and forth on the street? I haven't seen it in 20 years, but yeah. And his dad is like, you ain't shit. He's like, you're a loser. And the dad's like dying. And he hates him, but he's got to get that closure. He's like, it's heavy. And then he just did that movie with Ethan Hawke where he was a priest. Ethan Hawke's my favorite. A couple years ago. This movie's fucking dope. It's called like Revelation or something.

some shit. It's dawning on me. I don't know any of this guy's work except for fucking Taxi Driver. I need to go on a Shredathon. You've seen Autofocus though, right? I have. Okay, yeah, that's it too. It's dope. And Mosquito Coast, the movie, is awesome. I've definitely heard that title. He's dragging his family to the jungle because he's like, I'm sick of society. Let's just go out here. Kyle's going to like that one. And then he starts society and then he's like, now we've got to go deeper in the jungle. And they're like,

Dad, it's River Phoenix as the kid. It's sick. That's dope. I'm going to watch some Schrader. And that was this week's Anders is still talking about movies with no one else talking.

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I love your movies, Anders. You always put me on to fucking sick-ass flicks, like when you put me on to Daryl, bro. Daryl. Like, I never would have seen Daryl if it wasn't for you, and I fucking love that movie. Michael McKean's in it. Daryl's where you come back to? Daryl's your one? Daryl is fucking... I never, ever would have seen that movie if it wasn't for Anders, and so I'm just like... And I fucking... That movie's so sick.

Yeah, Daryl's sick. Yeah. I mean, it gets a pretty legendary shout-out in your wedding episode of Workaholics, so there was some truth to that, huh? It's a gorgeous film. Gorgeous film. It's just beautiful. I wonder who made that. I don't know. Lars von Trier. Lars von Trier. That was his first movie. I believe it was Lars von Trier. That was his jump-off point. That's weird. That's another director who I could just watch all his movies and just be like, God damn it. I watched Antichrist the other day for the first time.

Oh, that's the one. Is Shia LaBeouf in that? No, that's Nymphomaniac. Yeah, he whips it out. That guy's got at least nine quarter inches.

They do show like full, I think it's like CGI penetration in that movie. What? Really? They didn't actually do it? They did the visual effects penetration? I think they have like real people fucking and then they CGI his face kind of in the background. It's like a sack cam and like through the body as you see. I love it. Oh yeah. No, that fucking shot is unreal. I know we've watched that shot. We've watched that shot. It's behind his nutsack. It's the Tommy and Pam shot. Oh yeah. So yeah,

I was watching one of our podcasts the other day and I'd be like, what were we talking about? And we were talking about opening the laptop and having porno on at the school. Next time, just be like, sorry, it's a Lars von Trier movie. Yeah.

You see that shot, though? Yeah. My bad. Criterion, baby. Lars Van Trier is wild, though. I don't know if the listeners are familiar with his movies, but they are fucking mindfuck. Get familiar. I think I know what the dude stands for more than his movies. He himself is more of an essence of fucking...

like film purity, right? Like, but he's a troublemaker. Cause he's the guy who came up with dogma 95, right? Where he's like, we don't use lights, makeup. It's all real. We're going to film on camcorders now. And everyone's like, yes, exactly. Cool. And then in his next movie, he did like hella CGI and people were like, what? And he goes, he's like, I'm going the other way. Who cares? Well, he was just trying to be, I heard, um, what's his name? Uh,

talk about that. Thomas Vinterberg, a lesser known dogma filmmaker. Who did? Who's Vinterberg? He did The Hunt.

Which is the movie that I know that he did. And I think he did Celebration, right? That was the Dogma movie that he did. I don't know these. But that was just them trying to... They formed this alliance for the purity of cinema, and then they tried to get directors, like American directors, to join them. Right. And what happened, the directors were like, no, it's all good. What?

We're not going to limit ourselves. All the other directors? But like film school kids were... No, no. Harmony Korine did one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But nobody else. They tried to get Scorsese. They tried to get Spielberg to do these things to get the attention drawn to them. And so I think that that part of their mission, which is kind of backhanded. Well, if he had another movie that has hella CGI, he's getting a budget. So maybe it was a backwards way to get some money. It's like...

These are just kids. We need the Lars Marvel movie, dude. Yeah. We need Lars to do his take on it. I was thinking about that with the Northmen, but he is so good at capturing things that will emotionally connect and fuck you up and put you through the ringer and make you think and all that. But at the same time, he also crosses the line and makes you go, dude, why are...

Don't make me watch that. Like in Antichrist, fucking Willem Dafoe gets like his, he cuts his own dick off or she cuts it off. I can't remember. What yo ass say? But the beginning of the movie is unbelievable and gripping and you watch like there, it's like a couple going at like that fucking and then. Hey yo.

Their kid in another room gets out of its crib, goes to the window, falls out the window and dies while they're fucking. And then the rest of the movie is the family like coping. I'm still going to send it. And then there's a sick reveal at the end. But it's fucking heavy. Yeah, that's wild. So he just hooks you with like this funny little romantic comedy and then...

Three quarters through the movie, it's a fucking scene where a kid falls out a window? No, no, no, no. It's like a passionate... This is the opening three minutes where you're like, oh, wow, this couple's in love. Oh, damn. That's the starting point. Yes, it starts there. It's intercutting between a couple jamming passionately and intercutting with a kid. Passion jam? It's a passion jam. Bro, when's the last time you passion jammed? They're like kissing. Oh, I love passion.

A lot of like soft bites on the neck. And it intercuts with just like the kid like piece by piece like, oh, I opened like the crib. Like, oh, I climbed over. Like, hey, I moved the chair over to the window. Now I've gone to the window. Now I'm like putting my hand up trying to catch snow. And then it's just like...

doesn't that happen in Ghostbusters 2? Doesn't the baby... Ghostbusters 2? Or also? Ghostbusters 2 also. Ghostbusters 2 also? Yeah. Doesn't the baby walk across like outside on like the building awning? You talking about Oscar? Oscar. That's it. Oscar. Janos comes up as a ghost. That was the part where I was so confused. I'm like, why is that guy... Can we talk about Janos? We don't talk about Janos. Uh...

Why was he dressed up as a woman with a carriage? Is it real? Dude, I didn't even... This is like a really specific thing. You gotta know. They must have cut a scene or something. Wait, you just took me from... What is this? The Ghostbusters 2 also? Yeah, all right. What's...

Ghostbusters 2. Ghostbusters 2. You remember the dude who like worships the painting? Yeah. Peter McNichol. Peter McNichol. You're talking about Peter McNichol. Okay, good. The gatekeeper. The keykeeper or whatever he is. The gardener. What is he? The key man? Yeah.

No, no, no, no. The key master's from the first one. Oh, the key master's Moranis. The Scourge of Carpathia. Yeah, the second one's like, nothing to say here. Oh, yeah, he's in the museum. You don't go to the painting. You must leave. Kyle, let him keep going. What is it? For sure.

I don't remember that more. You cannot do not disturb people. No photographs, please. No photographs. He kills it. He has the best accent in movie history. It's flawless. When he's like, where are you from, pal? And he's like, the Upper West Side. And as a kid, I'm like, I don't know. Because I don't know what the Upper West Side is as a kid. And I'm like, what's the Opera Vest Side? I'm like, huh? He's so creepy in that movie. Because he's kind of trying to run game with the girl, too. And he's like.

Hello. Babies.

Yeah. They must have been like, dude, you're going to be a star after this movie. Because he was to me. Oh, yeah. And I know he's had a fucking awesome career. I know his name, bro. Peter McNichol. Yeah. That's a great pull. That's a great pull. But anyway, there's a moment in the movie where there's this ghost outside the window where the baby sees the ghost. It's like a woman with a carriage. Yes. And I didn't even know until I looked up the fun facts on IMDb.

or whatever, that he plays the woman. You can't really even tell it's him. She says it's him. She goes, no, it was Janos. Oh, shit. I missed that. And you're like, huh? There must have been a scene where he trans... Transitions? Where he turns into this woman. The new cut. Right. And then they cut that for time. And then when he showed up, they're like, yeah, she says it's Janos. But I'm still like...

But why did he have to dress up as a woman with a baby carriage? It must... I don't know. By the way, the opening of Ghostbusters 2, where the carriage goes to the slime and then remote controls through the traffic of New York City and Sigourney Weaver's just like...

Like all to a Bobby Brown soundtrack? Come on, people. That is an all-time jammer. I can't believe that's a movie song. Can I get one of those Pope Tombacks for my kid's brother? And he makes the cameo during his own song? Fuck. Yes. What a good dude. Did you guys ever watch the Bobby Brown? Bobby Brown?

What? What? You're a good dude? I think he's kind of notoriously a little wild. No, didn't you ever watch the Bobby Brown Whitney Houston show? Yeah, it was incredible. Yeah, but he was always the good dude who was like, yeah, I'll take a picture with you guys, sure. And Whitney would be like, get the fuck over here. Like, what? Don't talk to them. And you're like, oh. Yeah, I thought he was a fucking skeez, scuzzard dude. He always came across as a nicer, less damaged person, I guess. In public. Yeah.

Okay. But come on, though. Whitney was the one who was like, you never ate the doo-doo out of somebody's fucking dingleberries or whatever. And you're like, what was that? That was love. She was explaining love. Yeah, that's true. Oh, crazy. You'll do anything. Do anything for love. That would be a good revisit show. It might be a little sad now. Whitney was so good. No, she lived a... She was a game changer. One of the greatest artists of all time. Absolutely. All of her...

Like singing like the national anthem. Which one was that? Was that a Super Bowl? Oh my God. That shit is fire. Super Bowl Olympics or some shit. Yeah. Yeah. She killed it. In the wind suit? Yes. Where's that wind suit now? The Whitney wind suit? The Smithsonian. Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas, I would hope. Do Hard Rocks, are they still, they still got memorabilia? That was my favorite part about those things. Yeah. Yeah. That and like fucking Planet Hollywood. Kyle, come sit down. We got to eat. Mom, I'm looking at the memorabilia. I loved that shit. Yeah.

Look at this guitar. Yeah, check out this. This is what Prince wore. Look at this. This exact jumpsuit. Whoa. Whoa. We are talking to the guy who bought the Christina Aguilera signed drum head, which is pretty cool. That's right. I do have a Christina Aguilera signed drum head off eBay. She doesn't play the drums. Nope. Nope. But, you know, just sign anything. It's the thing. It went with me everywhere, bro. That went from like my childhood bedroom to every bedroom I had.

And you bought that because... I got it as a gift. My parents got it for me for one of my birthdays. Because they thought you liked her or you did or what? Well, the thought, I did. I did like... When she came out with Genie in a Bottle, like that first album, I really dug her. I thought she was fucking awesome, bro. And I'm not talking shit on her now because she's just great. She can do no wrong in my mind.

Okay. And you're like, yeah. Happy Easter, everybody. We can move on. Happy Easter. She can sing her ass off. I mean, I don't want to get too deep into Moulin Rouge and what that did to me as a young man. Thank you. But the cover of Moulin Rouge with Maya, Pink, Lil' Kim, and Christina Aguilera, that video. Vous couchez avec moi ce soir, you know what I mean? Lady Marmalade. You can say more than that again. You can say soir.

That was a fucking hot, hot video. And Lil' Kim, I think Lil' Kim was my one. Really? I was a Maya guy. A Maya child. I was a child of Maya. I thought she was such a babe. I still think she's a babe. She's so cool. God.

Look, we could have gone on a date with all of them. I bet Adam... Is there four? Oh, dude. Do you think we coincidentally pick... There are four. Do you think we could coincidentally all pick a different one? Kyle, you're a pink. You go pink. No, I'm Christina Aguilera. I'm Aguilera. I already said that. Who goes pink? Oh, Adam does. Adam is probably pink, dude. Right. I can see Adam climbing up on the cloth. You know, pink is always like, hey, if I'm performing...

I'm dangling on some silks, right? Adam will get up on those silks, dropping in from the silks. Yeah, that's where he's got the respect. That's where he's like, you see what she does right there? That's amazing. That's actually hard. Adam never says that about any other performer. I respect that. Well,

Those silk ribbons, those do look very difficult. That shit scares me watching that shit. When they drop down from the ceiling. Right. They're like spindling down. Dude, that is not good. So possibly if Adam picks pink, the four of us fit like a glove to the Lady Marmalade reboot. That's crazy. By the way, he gets pink. He's relegated to pink because he's not here. Right. That's what happens. That's what happens when you fucking miss, dude. Wow, guys.

Freaking see ya. Are we saying that we're dating them or that we're remaking the song? Marrying. What we're saying, no, we're saying. We're marrying them. Yeah, we're marrying them eventually, but we're saying that we're gonna go on a four-date to golf. What is this? It's not double, it's a quadruple. Can you imagine the four-way wedding that we would do with the Moulin Rouge girls? Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Bro, you'd go off. Unbelievable.

It would go off. I would play some bass for Christina. I would love to just play the bass while she rocks out. That's it.

That's it. I'm done. Peace. That shit's important. Have you guys seen Supreme has a T-shirt drop that's just that picture of Lil' Kim crouched down in her panties? Wild. That's a timeless image. Wild. Lil' Kim did a lot for the entire, not just musically, but just as a visual artist, Lil' Kim is the shit. Keep going.

I'd love to. Let's go. I mean, when she said I can make a Sprite can disappear in my mouth, I was like, I don't even need it. Let's go. I was like, I don't even need that. That was cool. I mean, how many inches is a Sprite can? Yeah, just put my 17-quarter inches in the back corner of your mouth. All right. Yeah, we're talking. What 17-quarter inches is that? That's the biggest one we've done so far.

17 divided by 4. It's 4 and change. Bro, it sounds so much bigger. Yeah, that's the whole point. I get it now. I had to try it. I had to try it.

Do you guys want to do takebacks? Yeah. Or who's it, what's it? I don't even remember. Oh, no. Hey, guys at home, slide in our DMs and remind us how to do this goddamn podcast. It's slapjacks, takebacks, and dead ringers. Do we have any giveaways? Poems, like freestyle. Freestyle raps? Freestyle raps. Blake, I showed you my closet the other day.

Where I have all those workaholic relics. We should just start giving those away on this podcast. I mean, well, yeah, if you say that, you're going to excite people. Yeah, I want to titillate. I have a lot also under, like a ton of shit that is just like... Like, do you guys have doubles of stuff? Because I don't want you guys to give away... No, I just don't have room for it anymore.

Oh, no. I have four Ders outfits, like office outfits. I have one of each color. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. I actually wear... I stole one of the shirts, just the blue Oxford, just to rock the other day. Oh, cool. But I have two pairs of Raw Legion jeans. Oh, damn. And if you know, you know. I got the... And you didn't wear that to the movie you just went to? I should have. Just showed up in the Northman. They would have been like, you can leave. You can go. Yeah.

Is this Will Call? And that's when you say, no, I think I'll sit right here. Thank you. I think I'll sit right here on Hollywood Boulevard. See ya. I'm fine right here. It was poppin'. I'm fine. That's super tight. I'll be staying. But I got a grip of shit. I mean, Blaze, you have the bear coat? I do have the bear coat. I have to. I don't have to. I have the honor of throwing out the first pitch at the Oakland A's game this weekend. And I'm wondering if I should wear it.

wear the bear coat doing it. But I'm a little concerned at just throwing the ball normally. So everybody at home, as Blake describes this, Kyle's face is not happy. Kyle's just like...

This fucking non-baseball throwing bitch is throwing the first pitch at the A's. Because Kyle, you were a pitcher? Lifelong A's fan? I played ball, but Blake and I play ball together. It's fine. We would play softball all the time. It's okay. I'm more worried. I was more thinking about what he was saying in actuality, and I agree. Don't wear the fucking coat.

Guys at home, when you watch this on YouTube, if you watch on YouTube because we're on YouTube now, watch his face. It just goes to a zone where he's listening and he's like... It's the Ben Affleck. Yes. He goes to a place where he's like, I can't fucking believe this shit. Oh, Dark Maze. Oh, intercut me and Ben. That would be a dream. A dream. That's fucking dope though, dude. Yeah, I'm hyped. I'm really hyped.

Also, I'm going, Anders. I'm going to go to the game. I'm going to support him. I'll be in the stands. Nobody asked. Yeah, baby. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Let me know if you want some raw agents. Yeah. Fuck yeah. I'll give a special shout out. Well, one to the A's. Thanks for having me. Hopefully it's a success. By the time you guys listen to this, I will have thrown the pitch, so I hope it went well. Is it going to be a legit throw or goofy fun? I'm trying to throw it fast and down the pipe, baby. Really? That's your approach? Yeah.

What, man? You're going to throw it perfectly? Okay. What do you want me to do? You got to get headlines like Bill Murray who just threw it over third base on a wild throw. Well, if I wear the bear coat, I'm going to get a couple headlines. No, but you should fuck it up. I don't know.

But it's tough. It's a tough... Do something funny, bro. You're a funny guy. Who was it? Carl... Who's like the greatest Olympian of all time who essentially threw it like straight to the ground and then did this with his hand? He was like... Oh, my God.

Remember that dude? Some people are really bad. Like 50 Cent was really bad. He was bad. Like not on purpose. What did he do? That's what I'm saying. You're running the risk of being bad not on purpose if you're not bad on purpose. Well, see, but that gives me a padding where I can be like I was joking. It was a joke, you bitch. No, you're going to know. We're going to know. We're going to know. No, you won't. You don't know. Dude, I'll leak that shit, bro. I'll pin you here until you say it was a fucking...

Until you say it wasn't a bit. Hey, Blake, if you think Kyle's going just in the off chance that they'll be like, why don't you also go out there?

Yeah. Dude, if they ask me for a catcher, I'll see what he can do. You've been there, huh? I'll do the funny stuff as a catcher. All right. I'm into that. I mean, by the way, if Kyle, if you see, this is where we need to, you got to pitch this to the athletics. Kyle, you go and put on backstage in the dugout, whatever, get in full catcher regalia. Backstage. Yes.

and then you go out and then Blake, you throw it right down the pipe, as you say, and then Kyle, you catch it and then you pull the mask off to reveal it's you. Right. And you guys fuck right there in the field. Oh, I'll take my face cage off and then pull down my pants and reveal my dick cage.

Yeah. I think that'd be cool. Dick Cage. Dickless Cage. Dick Cage. Dick Cage. Dickless Cage. Dickless Cage. Okay, well, my final shout out will go to everybody watch Woke season two now on Hulu, baby. Oh, yeah. I've watched the season. I love it, man. I thought it turned out really, really good and I would love for everybody to go view that. He's back.

There we go, baby. We're back on the Hulu. They probably already don't have us on the front page, but Hulu had us. You were on that front page. I was sending you screenshots. Yeah, baby. I love it. I love it. You're living the dream. Was this another episode of? Yeah. Thanks for putting me on a Schrader.

Dude, deep dive. And next week, let's circle back and talk about it. Let's do another power hour of indie film. This is another episode of... This is... This is... This is... Important. Important. Wow, dude.

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