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I'm so tired.

Hit that button and let's record. Dude, I didn't know you had that register, Kyle. Yeah. Hit that button and let's record. Late night podcast, ladies and gentlemen. That's what cigarette smoking will get you. Why are my balls getting tingly? Do you rock that every once in a while when you need to get behind the velvet rope of a place? Yeah. Let me into the club, please. Like that kind of shit. I'd be like, right this way. Yeah.

King Kyle? Yes, sir. Right away, sir. Excuse me. I believe I'm in the VIP section tonight. That's crazy. How deep can you go, Blake? Let me see.

Here we are. But mine sounds like really false. Kyle sounds normal. I sound like Tay Zonday, chocolate rain. Mouth away from the mic to breathe. Chocolate rain. That's not bad, though. What about you? What's your low? How low can you go? This is how low I can go. The lowest I can go is this.

I can't go that low. It's like, that's it. I can't go any lower. Mine is like a guy with a sinus infection. Like, doc, I don't know. I'm like, I can't even have this. It's like this. This is low. Yeah. It feels a little wispy. It doesn't feel full. I got nothing. Full. Yours sounds really good. You should go into radio. Uh,

That's where we're at, ladies and gentlemen. I think I'm in the VIP lounge tonight. If you could let me behind that rope, that'd be great. Thank you so, so, so much. I mean, like, what else do you think you could do? Like...

I bet you could go to a Taco Bell and be like, actually, I'm going to cook it. And walk behind into the kitchen and they'd be like, I think you should cook it. Here's the deal. I'll be putting the sour cream on my double-decker tonight. Thank you. No, no, don't stop me. Don't stop me. I'm walking behind. Where do you keep the shredded cheese? Hold the sour cream in your hand and I'll apply it. Two helpings of lettuce, please.

I don't like this anymore because I can't do it. I love the bit and then I try and jump in and I'm like, where's the cookies?

You guys want some cookies? You guys want some cookies? Goodbye. So it's fucking late. Do you guys stay up this late, actually, sometimes? Well, yeah. Well, yeah. We're not human roosters like you going on hikes when it's still dark. It's 912 in the goddamn P. Okay? That's late. That's not that bad. Really? 9 p.m. is your bedtime. Yes. You're being honest.

Pretty much. I mean, I'd say between 9 and 10, yeah. Oh, my God. Yes, zoinks. Holy shit. Yeah, but then what do you get up at 6? Yeah, I'm up at 6, 630. That's cool. That's cool. So are you growing? Oh, my God.

I do sleep a lot. Have you noticed that you're growing? Yeah, I'm getting bigger, I'll tell you that much. Oh, Rotom. My boy's getting bigger. Damn, son. Oh yeah, I'm growing. I had a big ol' sandwich right for dinner tonight, baby. Wait, you had a sandwich for dinner? That's such a gangster move. First time in a long time, bro. I eat because I'm on hobby. I forgot, he's a lunch guy.

Yeah, it was Ike's. Do you guys have Ike's? Is there Ike's down in LA? Oh, yeah. Ike's. I can't stop eating. Yeah, it's like the bald dude. Yeah, yeah. Ike's, they kind of like go crazy with the sandwiches, right? That's not like one of those places that puts like the chicken tenders and mozzarella sticks on it. That's Fat Sal's, right? Oh, Fat Sal's is off the fucking charts. You want to talk about that? I'm not trying to derail this.

But just a quick Fat Sal's story. Okay. Okay. I love Fat Sal's. I go to Fat Sal's because it's Turtle's Restaurant, I think, whoever played Turtle. Oh, is it? It's Jimmy Ferrara? Yeah, he's an investor. I gotta go. It's that guy who got skinny and then has this restaurant. So I'm like, is he fat baiting? What are we doing here? But I go because I'm a dump truck.

And the guy who like manages it comes out and is like, Blake's dad is here all the time. I can't wait to tell him I saw you. What? And I was like, what? And he goes, yeah, he was just in here the other day. And then he'd been there with you too, Blake. And I'm like. Yes, yes, yes. There was a very friendly man. Yeah. Yeah.

The sandwiches are crazy. They're great, man. I kind of crave them now. I haven't had them in a while. I got to go when I go to LA. Yeah, but you don't feel great after. They taste good on the first few bites. The thing is, you got to have half. Just do half. The milkshakes are hitters, though. Yes, yes, yes. The shakes. Your boobs are huge. I think I had a dumb tweet once where I was like, the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was telling...

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us that eating a foot-long sandwich is normal. Very shagadelic. Fucking insane. Okay. I think we got that through the chunk. Yeah. Did you say the greatest trick that the devil ever pulled was convincing us that the foot-long sandwich was normal? Like eating a foot-long sandwich is normal. Because it's not normal. Because, yeah. You're saying the portion is much too large. It's huge.

It's huge. Well, I think the point of a foot-long sandwich, I mean, I take down the whole foot. That's what I'm saying. You think you're going to be like, and I'll save this for dinner. Yeah, I think it's supposed to be two sandwiches probably. I know, but everyone eats a foot-long and then you're like, what the fuck am I doing? It's true. And if you get a six-inch sandwich and eat it, you're fine. You're a bitch. That's true. You're fine and you're also a bitch. Right.

Right. I can't stop at six. I can't stop at six. I can't stop at six. It's impossible. Me neither, baby. Me neither. Maybe on like a meatball, like a fucking big old heavy meatball sub, I could stop at six. But you know I'm taking a bite of the other six. But weirdly, a meatball sub, you've got to eat the footlong.

Oh, okay. Because it's hot? Because you're only getting three meatballs per side, right? I don't know. It depends. It depends how big the meatball is. Yeah. Well, if it's Subway, it's usually you're getting the standard whatever. Oh, if we're talking Subway. Yeah. What else are we talking about? Is the Subway standard three meatballs per foot long? That seems insane. How do you cut that? That's terrible. No, no, no, no. Per six inches. Oh, three per six. Hang on a second. So you get six for 12? Let me... Hang on. Let me... One, two, three.

Yeah, it's probably about three of those. Three of those are meatballs? Yeah, it's probably, yeah. With a little room to spare. Holy moly. I hope. I actually just got a Subway last night, a terrible one. It's such a dice roll now. Fucking $5 footlongs are $8 footlongs. What? They're eight bucks, dude. Wait, they're $8? Okay, well, inflation.

Yeah, that's true. Supply chain. Hot topic, guys. This is important. Look, we can't give enough flowers to Subway for when they were there during the great 2008 depression recession. They saved lives, including mine. Yes.

Yes. Can't go in there anymore. No. Well, you went about to get a veggie. I go in there to get a veggie. No, that's what I did. Their veggies are poisonous. They're poisonous at this point. What are you talking about? Don't do that. Don't do that right now. I find myself going to a Jersey Mike's if I'm going to go that route. Yeah.

If I'm going to go like a quick sandwich like that or I'll go to like a local sandwich place and pay out the asshole. Yeah, for a designer sandwich with a little bit of toast, a hard ass bun. I don't want a fucking hard bun. If you want to know the hack, if you want to know the sandwich hack, the best and cheapest sandwich, go to your local grocery store. Go to like a Ralph's or a Vaughn's.

Hit that counter. Chicagoland, go to a Jewel or a Dominic's. Hit that counter, that deli counter, and they're still very reasonably priced. The vegetables are fresh as hell. Stop wasting your money on these big, big Subways, okay? You're saying go and get a sandwich made and it's cheaper than Dubois? There's no way. Because I think the prepackaged ones are going to be a little bit cheaper.

I don't like the prepackaged ones. Easy gas station, man. I don't like the prepackaged grocery store sandwich. The prepackaged ones are couldn't be cheaper. Why? They make them in the morning. He's so hungry. He could eat a sandwich from a gas station. Yeah, they make them in the morning. Who gives a fudge? No, the bread is dry. That's not that morning. Yeah. They make them in the morning. They make them in a morning. Yeah.

I'm morning, brother. Not that morning. That bread is dry as fuck. It's essentially they take the bread that didn't sell and put it on a sandwich. You're putting lipstick on a pig. Oh, God. It's getting late. You know all the hacks? It's like they use old milk for the chocolate milk. They use old sandwiches for pre-packaged sandwiches. They're cutting corners. They're cutting mad corners over there. And you know what they're doing with those corners? They're turning them into croutons.

Yes! That's turning him into Chris Putts! Yeah, I'll give you points. Oh, boy. It's late, guys. That was a late points. I don't think we've ever had a laughter break followed by a points that long. Sorry, dude. I'm sorry. We're moving slowly. Yeah, dude.

Yeah, man. How many beverages do you guys have? I have an assortment. I have a bevy of beverages. What is that? Waterloo, huh? This is a Waterloo. It's a orange naturally flavored sparkling water. Now, naturally flavored, what are they?

talking about waterloo it's a her what the fuck you think i'm supposed to believe that's actually an orange in there absolute bs yeah that shit's important absolute bs this is hot topics baby got it from costco that's not gonna be is that a costco brand is waterloo a costco brand no dog they got it there now they got it in bulk there now and i pick it up by the tray and i throw it in the fridge so what do you pick up by the tray waterloo waterloo they got so many dope ass drinks at costco dude

Yeah, I mean, the liquor spot is... Is that your sparkling water brand, though? Because there's a ton of different sparkling waters. I'd love to talk about it. Are we about to do this? Yeah, let's go. Are we about to go on a deep dive of sparkling waters? I know Blake, my man, is a polar guy.

This is the other one they got that I fucking go after. No. No. Those are so bad, dude. Sugar water? No, no. There's no fucking sugar in this, bro. No, no. But those are the ones that... It's zero everything, right? It's zero calories. What Kyle is holding up is one of those like... It's a zero. Yeah, it's a zero. It has zero everything, but it's the most delicious ass water soda. The cause of diarrhea. Well, it has vitamins. It has niacin, Vite-D, barbiturates.

B12, biotin, panther acid. Acid. Panthero? Yeah. If you drink that, you turn into a Thundercat.

Dude. Yeah. Thundercat. Thunder, thunder. Those are the same things as at the grocery store. I don't know which one. They're called ICE. They're called ICE. Yes. And everybody swears by them because they're like... Wait. For everyone at home, how is that spelled one more time? ICE, bro. Have you heard of it? They're called ICE. They're spelled ICE. Fuck.

I got it now. Oh, that. The courage of the future. Basically, they're all zero everything. They're zero sugar. They're zero fucking calories, all that stuff. And people are like, hey, this is legit. But I'm telling you, something is fucking up. They're putting crystals in your nuts or something. What the fuck?

Zero sugars doesn't mean there's no sweeteners. There's still sweeteners. There's still sweeteners. No, there's no sweeteners in this. You're tripping. I'm not. No, that shit is going to fuck you up. You are tripping. What's happening is you drink that and then the doozers from Fraggle Rock will live in your mouth. In your cock.

And you're nuts. Blake's saying it's building crystals in the nuts, which I don't like. But I think it's just a fucking deal. It's I bought it in bulk. It's for sure a deal. It's a Costco thing. It's not going to hurt you. What is it? 10 for 10? Is it 10 for 10? 10 for 10.

I don't know, dude. I don't know. Okay. Money bags. Okay. I don't know. See you. Grab the tray. That's unbelievable. Freaking see it's all the money slushing. I'm a Costco business guy. Okay. I got the business. You get there early. Now, what is that? Now,

What does that mean? I got the business executive card. The spell business. Okay, I got the black card for Costco. Wait a minute. I just heard about this. Isn't that the card that can put you through Costco College or something? I heard some shit. Just going back to school. You can get solar. You can get contacts. You can get lenses. You can go to college. Costco College. Yes, I believe I'm going to be enrolling in Costco College in the fall. Get those eyes checked, player.

oh yeah the bitch yeah i think the black card just means they're watching you while you're in there they're like you have to pull it out and shamefully be like and uh keep an eye on me might go hand so you can go back and get hella samples that's what i think it's like you can go around and get sample round two and sample round three if you got the black card oh damn that's how i play it i'm sorry sir you were just here let's have something for the kids and you just hold the card up and you i hold it up i say actually i'm a

business guy is it like the disney like a person who walks you around the tour guide when you pay extra you go front of the line at the samples and shit i think that's what the costco black card is yes should we tell people who are listening out there how much that costs should we tell them well i don't i mean dude it's it's some insane amount so if you guys are ever at uh

Disneyland or Disney World, and you see somebody in a group of like from like four to ten people, I think it is, being like walked around by a guide. In a vest. They have a plaid outfit on. And they skip the line and all that stuff. Mm-hmm.

those people paid $11,000. Yeah. Is that really? I thought it was more. I thought it was like 25. We were breaking it down. I think it's 11 for up to eight or 10 people. Yeah. I just remember them being like, and did you want to do this? Because that's what so-and-so did, some whatever, some other actor. And I was like, oh, for sure. We definitely have to do that. And then they go to 11 Gs and I'm like,

I'm bringing my family of four. There's no fucking way my kids are worth that. Sorry. Yeah, no. And we just got the fast pass. Oh,

And by the way, shout out to my guy who we got there. He saw me and he goes, hey, let me just give you that shit on your phone and you could just walk up. And I was like, done. Smoke a bowl. Smoke a bowl. So here's the fucking thing about that, because I just did three days at the Disneyland parks. Okay. Both of them. Three days. The first day, because I work for Disney, I had the plaid vest. Perfect.

Okay, we were led around. They let you wear it. You wore the vest. We were led around. I got to be the tour guide. No, but we were led around and we got to the front of the line and all that. We didn't tell what the service does. It allows you to go on every single ride front of the line. I feel like I said that.

You did? Yeah, he did say that. Oh, my bad. I wasn't listening. Shut up, bitch. And you also have, these guys are wealths of knowledge about the park. So you can ask any question like, hey, what's up with that? They become your friend by the end of the day. Oh, dude. They really do. It's cable guys. Yes. Yeah. And also they're in all your pictures on the rides. Like, it's pretty cool.

Shout out to Justin. Yeah, but they know how to sit kind of like emotionless. Their face is dead. Yeah, they sit emotionless. Oh, no, they have fun with it. They'll be like, ah. They know where all the cameras are. It's sick. Cameras right there.

there's another one they're sick so that's like a thing is you know that's it was cool we did both parks california adventure and fucking disneyland in one day that's a come up bro like with with 10 people so it was what is that like 40 000 steps my god man that's like an iron man competition yeah we were on in disneyland we were hitting 25k a day

Damn, son. Where'd you find that? Yeah. So then, though, we didn't have it for the next two days, and we used the fucking Genie Pass. Right. It's just on the app. What's the Genie Pass? R.I.P. Robin Williams. R.I.P. Do-do-do-do-do.

You ain't never had a friend like me, baby. Did you show them the Aguilera drum set or what? Yeah. Oh, I found it the other day, guys. I have... I know where it is, but it's in the other house. We're going to have to post that. Where the hell did you find that? Dude, well, I recently did that Disney thing with the guy because perk of the job, I've

have a show woke on Hulu. Check it out. But it's part of Disney. Mine was for shadows. It's a very good show too. Yes. Yeah. Hello. What we do in the shadows. Sorry. So I got to do it, which was sick. Did you ride the newest star Wars ride? What's it called? Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh man. It is sick, dude. It was dope. How's it go? It was dope. I did it.

You did? Was it there three years ago? Was it brand new? No, no. It just came out. It popped off right when COVID started and they're like, ah, fuck. Right. You're like hovering. You're hovering on the floor. I couldn't figure out how we were moving because you're in like a car that's moving by itself and you're like, what? How is this happening? Yeah, it's a trackless. Magnets.

ride how do they work with magnets exactly and you're going up and down and you're interacting with fucking screens and then you're also interacting with real life uh people people and maybe some stormtroopers get you yes okay if you're at all a fan of star wars it's pretty fucking cool it's like you're in the movie do they have the avatar land anymore that's not uh at this disneyland it might be in disney world though

I've heard that that's the only thing that even comes close to the Star Wars ride. Like, it's just very immersive and safe. I think that's so dope. And exactly what theme parks need to be doing is shit like that. Fully immersed, like, escape room type shit for your groups. It makes other rides suck.

though it really makes other rides fucking stupid after it's better than roller coasters dude no no no that's a whole different level like if you're a magic mountain boy like there's nothing that's gonna fucking change that right if you're a six flags carrier yeah you hear that then you're going over to pixar you're gonna go do the incredibles ride that's about all they have down in anaheim for you yeah disneyland's not the place they got the cars the cars rides fun the

cars ride is nothing no the cars ride is dope it's fast it's got some speed for like a three or four year old it's great three or four year old but we're talking big boys yeah of course my three year old son loved them all okay all right i'm sorry i'm tired i'm tired i wasn't wearing the vest don't sleep on the um guardians of the galaxy ride that ride is sick bro the garden galaxy was so guardian dude it was so sick you didn't go on it

That shit, I wasn't ready for it to fucking go up and down like that. I didn't know. I was lying. Nah, you didn't go on it. You called it Garden Galaxy. Yeah, it's the old hotel. What? The Garden Galaxy. The Gardens of the Galaxy. What? The Gardens of the Galaxy. What?

This is Marvel, dude. It's Guardians. This is the way. Yeah, Chris Pratt. He's all up in that shit. I saw it. Yeah, the Galaxy Garden. Bro, I wasn't fucking ready for that, how it bounced up and down and shit. Oh, I just love rides. I can't do... I did like the Back to the Future ride back in the day. Yeah, Universal. Which is a similar ride.

Right? At Universal. No, that was like what all the rides kind of are now. Isn't that the same kind of thing where you're watching a movie, but you're also moving? Guardians ain't that, brother. What is it? It's a real drop. It's a real ass drop. Yeah, Guardians is actually like Drop Zone, like the Wesley Snipes ride.

The drop zone one. Dude. Yeah. Wesley Snipes drop zone ride? Yeah, where is that? Yes, at Great America. At Great America when we were kids. Yeah, Santa Clara. It's not there anymore for sure, but they had Top Gun, Days of Thunder. Yep, drop zone. You guys had like bootleg...

We had hard targets. Well, it was like a Paramount thing. We had drop zone. We had the Pelican brief was the water ride. What are you talking about? The rides we had were like Batman. They were like the premiere movies. That's Magic Mountain. That's Magic Mountain. We're talking about Great America. It was like the closest one to us in the Bay Area. Where was it? Why are you saying drop zone? That's a cool.

name because that movie made no money like nobody knows that's an actual it's not an upper echelon movie no one's going to see that it fit the ride so well i don't even think i've seen drop zone and i'm the biggest wesley snipes fan ever wow yeah you've never seen it it's good right yeah

It's really good, right? Is that like skydiving? So we have established that I think I'm the only person who's seen Drop Zone and you never wrote it though. You're like defending it, Kyle. You're like, how do you? Yeah, but have you seen Gardens of the Galaxy though?

It was a bagel. Dude, the story kind of got swept under the rug, but did you see that young... He was kind of a youngster dude who died on one of those drop zone rides. Horrifying. It was on the news. But it got... I forget. I think the war in Ukraine was just starting to pop off, so it kind of got...

But, bro, it was one of the worst videos I've seen on the news. Oh, have you watched it? No, like, you see the homie, like, shoot out. Yeah, it's like he's like a torpedo flies out. But the thing that's sad is, like, before he, like, leaves to go off on the ride, he's like, yeah, I don't think I'm buckled in right. And the guy's like, no, you're good. You're good. This is on, like, the security camera? Yes, dude. It's all on camera. And then he comes back.

flying down flies out of the seat and just fucking splats like a torpedo dude it's so sad bro there was a i mean yeah that's the worst i will say that i had a new fear why are you doing this i'm sorry dude it sticks with i had a new fear pop up at disneyland bro right now he's got a new fear of what

Yeah. Oh, my God. Or did you say you got a no fear T-shirt? No. You know how you have to buckle into the little cars ride and shit, you know, and it goes hella slow and you're looking and you're having hella fun. Yeah. That ride fucking like stopped for like 10 minutes. Yeah. Kind of like getting stuck in an elevator. And there's no way of like loosening up your harness. Wherever it's at is where it is. And you can't. What? I fucking hate.

I hated that, dude. How long were you stuck? It scared the absolute shit out of me. Like I was having a panic attack. Why? You were just there. Yeah, what the hell? I don't know what... It was just like... Did you need to go pee-pee-poo-poo? No, no pee-pee-poo-poo. I had already done that. I just freaked like if something happened, I couldn't actually get out.

you know what was gonna happen oh i don't know where a werewolf or was your kid by you where did you start to did you start to freak out like did you scare your family i did was it like daddy my wife was like what's going on i was like starting to sweat drive with the seat belt yeah but you always have the choice to unbuckle it anders i don't think you know but are you not always not always motherfucker all right what do you

mean what are you talking about you're not going to yeah you're fine you're restrained in something i guess i just don't i have no time for this fear no i mean well that's fine i don't expect it to i'm just sharing because we have time to fill okay this is true we got episodes just because i'm just trying to look at the clock and fucking why that is fucked up yeah

You like spiders? Spiders don't bother me, man. Spiders don't. What if a homie was hugging you and refused to let go? See that? I'm terrified. Human contact.

A forever hug. If it's a cold machine embracing me, that seems natural. That's fine. But what if it was just like a hug that just lasted really long? A guy or worse, someone from your family holding you? Yeah. Your father. A loved one. No, sir, I don't like it. Someone so emotionally distraught, they just refuse to let go of the hug. What?

Yeah. That's a toughie. Like Donald Trump handshake style? Where you're like, how long is this going to last? Yeah, wait, I don't remember that. I'll take the human over the machine. Okay. I will take that. Right? I don't like the machine. I don't like it. They don't have a brain. Dude, you better be ready. We're going to have to fight those things soon. The fucking AIs out there? Careful. They're listening.

Yeah.

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What are those dogs? What are the robot dogs? They're robot dogs. Spot or dot, whatever it is, right? The ones with the legs that are backwards. Yeah. I still refuse. From Boston Robotics. I don't think it's real. I personally think it's all CGI. What are you talking about? You can buy one. They're 70 Gs. Actually. No way. Yeah. If you get tickets at Disney, they're free for $75,000.

What? Okay, here's my thing. Let me ask you guys. Have we talked about this on the pod? I don't know. Have you guys ever seen one in real life? A cyber dog? Yes, one of those Boston robotic. Okay, we're still talking about that. Good.

Robot dogs. Have you ever seen one in real life? No. Final answer. Yeah, no. Exactly. Think of all the shit we've been to, all the events, all the crazy stuff we've done, and you never, ever have seen one of those things. Come on. I haven't been anywhere in two years. You're actually convinced...

These are deep fakes. These are just like CG, like they're just painting, augmenting reality. Yes. We had remote control helicopters in the Warthogs writer's room that we got for $40. At Target. Yeah. If you pay $75,000, guess what? There's a fucking robot dog that has LIDAR.

I don't, man. The way they move, it just doesn't look real to me, dude. It's not real? It doesn't look real. Why? It doesn't look real. Blake, they're real. They're just as real as those robots. Have you seen them try and they push over the guy and he's like... Yeah, that is super fake. Those ones are the most fake of it. Like the ones where they start fighting back and shit. I think what we're doing is we're tapping into Blake's fears. Right. It's not real. And they're real. You're like, they can't be real. They're real. We got to go.

I mean, it is scary when you think about something possibly with that amount of strength turning on you without any kind of...

You can't stick your fucking hand down that thing's throat to stop it. You know what I mean? You can't do it to anything. What do you do? What do you do? But they're being funded by the US government. They're for sure making Johnny 5. And if one of those things gets struck by lightning, we got a fun movie on our hands. But if they don't... It's gonna happen, right? Why are they funding that? What is the point of funding that? So we don't have to send human people to go into a war. Yeah, you send robots to kill humans. Yeah.

Yeah. Cyber soldiers? Yes. Yes. For real cyber soldiers.

I started watching T2 the other day and I was like, Cyberdyne is online. It's go time. SkyNet. SkyNet. Yeah, that's what it was. Made by Cyberdyne. Thank you. Wasn't that the whole thing? Isn't that all the main geniuses in the world say? The way that humans are going to go extinct is actually from the freaking AI? From robots killing us? Sure. Or we're going to bomb each other first. Right. Nah. Nah.

Or we're going to keep eating these foot-long sandwiches because the greatest trick the devil ever convinced us to pull was that eating... Fuck. Do-do. Fuck. Portion control. The cause of diarrhea. Portion control. Damn. Portion control. That just makes me want to go to a fucking Claim Jumpers. It's been a long time since I hit up a damn Claim Jumpers. Ooh, that's a good idea. That's a real good idea. They have pies, correct?

Claim Jumpers has like potato skins. Yeah, kind of is what it's like. What would you call it? It's like frontier food or something. It's the idea of it's not actually frontier food. It's the idea of. Yeah, but remember their portions are just gigantic. Are they? Humongous. And they have a salad bar. I wonder if that shit's back open. Salsa bars are back.

So thank you, God. Yeah. Salsa bars are bad. Salsa bars are bad, bro. The title of the episode. It's fucking it's game on. You can get your little your little little tiny little things called. What are the fucking jalapeno cups?

It's not a cup. It's like there's an actual... Banana peppers? Ramekin. Ramekin. Thank you. You can get your little plastic ramekin. Fill that bad boy up with all the different sauces. I'm sorry. The name of the little cup is called a ramekin? A ramekin, yeah. Blake, I'm so happy you pulled that, bro. So happy. Yeah, well, I worked in the food industry. God, you crush. The service industry. You crush. Okay. Go on. It's called a ramekin. It's a ramekin with a top. Is that the brand that makes it? Or what does ramekin mean? Or is that a...

indigenous to the food i think it's like what makes a bowl a bowl you know i think you're asking that type of question why do we call it a plate uh there we go except for but ramekin is such an odd word you know the history of the ramekin word if the producers could just hit me with ramekin that shit's spelling ramalama ding dong i think it's spelled r-a-m-i-k-a-n did you say a-i

Wait a minute. Here we go. Buckle up, TII Nation. We're about to go on the Wikipedia for ramekin. It's a small dish. The term is derived from the French ramequin or a cheese or meat-based bowl baked in small mold. Okay. Yeah. You can't read.

So basically, it's like Shea Lounge. We've just kind of bastardized how we say it. Okay. Shea Lounge? Chase? How do you say that? Do you say Shea or Chase? People say Chase. Some people say Shea. Some people say...

Some people do say Shazay, right? I don't know, man. I think it was called a chase. I think there's several ways to say it. I don't even know what your fucking word that is, to be honest. Like, you know, like a little the end of your couch. Oh, congratulations, Blake. You win. Yeah, I guess I'm too fucking indie badass. Yeah. Oh.

Oh, yeah. You don't know what a Shea Lounge is. Do you know what a foyer is? Sorry, bro. Too indie badass. Do you know what a foyer is? I guess I'm too indie badass. You're too indie badass. You don't know what foyer is? Never heard of it. I guess I'm too indie badass. No, not for me. No.

Not for me. Now, as an indie badass, how do you spend your days? What's on the menu this evening, sir? What's on the menu tonight? Oh, that's a good one. Ribs. Ribs. Ribs. So the indie badass is eating ribs. Yeah, baby.

Yeah, baby back. I want my baby back. Baby back, baby back. I want my baby. That was always my guy was the low voice in that. Yes, you can be that guy. I come in and close. I say barbecue sauce. Wow. Fuck it. I'm this guy. Love that chicken and poppies. I'm this guy. We got the beef. Pfft.

You're that guy. The fact that they used that fucking sample in a Carl's Jr. Hardee's commercial blows my mind. Oh, wait. I'm trying to do the Arby's where it goes. Oh, yeah. No, no. That's what I meant. That's what I meant. Arby's is so fucking good, dude. I'm sick of people slandering Arby's.

We've got the... Well... What's the deal with Arby's? I haven't had it in forever. They got nothing vegetarian. Here's the thing. I was just going to say, Blake, he's talking about people slamming it. When's the last time you had it, pal? It's been a minute. They're hard to come by. They started to close down. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. They're not moving. Yeah.

They're not a fucking taco truck that you have to follow. With the big hat, baby. Yes, right there. Right by the Gower Gulch, dog. It's Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood and you know where it is. That's a big hat, baby. That's a big hat. And for the listeners out there, I was... This is going to be one of those. I was today years old when I learned...

That Arby's is R-B's as in roast beef. Whoa. Yeah. That's like M. Night Shalem on me, dude. Which I learned, I guess, like 15 years ago. But some people, you're learning it right now. You were today years old. Today years old when I learned that Arby's. God, that's such a good one for the whiteboard. That is a good one.

Oh, my favorite one. I guess I was today years old when I learned that Kyle's fear is a roller coaster seatbelt. Hey, well, I did not have that on my 2022 bingo card. That's a good one. Oh, man. I'm really pumped on the salsa bars being back. I was super scared by that. What kind of salsa do you like? What color do you like? Like a smoky? Oh, verde, boy. Oh, verde, verde. Verde.

I like them all. I don't like the smoky ones. That's like the Chipotle. Oh. Yeah, or Sharky's. Their main salsa is a little... I like it, but it's a little too smoky. I think there's a time and a place for the smoke. There's a time and a place. I don't mind the Chipotle Tabasco sauce. It causes diarrhea. When you go to Chipotle and you get the Chipotle Tabasco, that's kind of good. Okay. The little smoky style. So you need a hot Chipotle. Cholula? Oh, yeah. Wait, no. No, it's like Chipotle Tabasco.

It's like darker. It's like darker. It's like they make their own? I thought it was Cholula because everybody just started gaffling that shit and they were like, okay, we tried to be nice and now everyone's stealing our sauce. Who was gaffling the Cholulas? No.

They don't have Cholula at Chipotle. Oh, from Chipotle. Sorry, I forgot where we were. What am I thinking of then? Baja Fresh. You're probably thinking Baja Fresh. No, Baja Fresh has a salsa bar. Baja Fresh is, oh, much love to Baja. Almost went there yesterday. I like the black salsa that they have there. Yes, but that's very smoky, isn't it? And it's in the toilet. You have to go to the toilet with your ramen can. Diarrhea. Don't want to make it.

Pizza, pizza. It's got bite, but it's tasty. For me, Verde, it's hit or miss. What? It's like...

It's good on like chicken, but I, or maybe it's good. No, it's good on beef, but I don't, I don't prefer it on chicken. I'm thinking, I'm thinking only chips here, but that's what I'm kind of basing this on. Well, obviously. Yeah, we're going for it. We're going, we're just going by chips and salsa. All right. No more like weird X factors. I don't know what this chicken or like.

Yeah, we're not talking meats. There's too many flavors to judge. This is what you poured in your burrito as you eat your burrito. Oh, yeah, that's the best. Every bite. I do like that move. Yeah, you throw a little bit on each bite. Yeah. That's a goodie. Loose butthole. I want to take back later. You can have a take back. I want to take back. We'll see what happens. From you.

What did I do? You can have one. You said chips only and then you go, yeah, no burritos is bomb. No, I like the move. I'll take it back, but I like the move of putting that. I'm not saying that. Okay, you like the move. I'm so sorry. I misinterpreted that as exactly what I was talking about. Hey, what happened? I apologize early. I have an early apology. I'm going to have an early apology right now. I'm tired. You're going to have an early morning if you don't fuck it up. I'm going to be knocking on your door. I'm tired and I'm just having trouble keeping up.

Yeah, dude. I'm struggling. I'm sorry. Cut to commercials real quick. Yeah, we might have to. Just real quick. Just let us assess some shit. We might have to.

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We're back, ladies and gentlemen. Hey, all right. We worked it out. Thanks for the break. We're back. We're back with a lot of energy, and we're loving it. We were sitting here talking about salsa, but now we're smacked out of it, baby. Smacked out. O-M-G. I am a little gassy tonight, I'll say that. Oh, God, the farts. They're back, baby. Dear God, the farts. Farts.

Your face. Your face. Have you... Oh, my God. Dude, his face when he's looking at you. It's like when a kid is taking a dump in the curtains and they're just staring you down. Taking a dump in the curtains? Yeah, I don't know what that reference is. Yeah, you know how little kids go hide to take shit sometimes? I don't know. In the curtains?

I won't let him. Oh, like when they're wearing a diaper. I'm specifically going back to when my mom ran a daycare and little homie would go behind the curtains, but you could still see him and you just know he's shitting his pants. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Is he shitting his pants or is he shitting his diaper? Same thing. Okay. Yeah.

Oh, it is. Good. Well, then I'm just going to start wearing diapers. I guess I've just been shitting my diaper. If it's the same thing, I'm just going to fucking start wearing diapers. It'd be so much more efficient. Normalize it.

Now's the time. Normalize it. Now's the time. Normalize it, bitch. I mean, Blake would wear one, but he's too much of an indie badass. Loose butthole. That is the most indie badass shit you could do. Wear diapers? Are you serious? Well, homie on Howard Stern wears them when he goes to concerts. Um...

To pee or to poop? Yeah, so he doesn't have to miss a song. That's not a bad idea, man. He'll piss or shit in his diaper. That is hell of a while. Well, shit, hopefully you're not shitting. If you have to. I don't know that I could walk around with a fucking shit in my diaper. I think that would be the weirdest shit on planet Earth. You might get a retweet. The whole world gone crazy!

Like, if you're walking around with a shit in your diaper at a concert, bro, I don't know. Are you going to order another beer? That's wild. That would be really crazy. Honestly, I don't even know if I could piss myself purposely. Really? Yeah.

I mean, how long has it been since you've just been standing there? Like we've trained our body and our minds to not do it. So to just like rip it, it's like the ultimate bad boy. Yeah. I mean, you're right. It's been a while. The ultimate indie bad boy move.

Yeah, that's a bad boy move right there. Indie badass. Like, we got to do this. We got to go buy diapers and then on the podcast wet ourselves. First one to do it wins. Yeah, that's hot. I could do it. I could do it. Because sometimes even when I, like, you know, will be in the pool, like, I'll just get out and then you just pee. You know, you just pee your shorts. Like on the cement?

Yeah, just like, ha, ha, ha, ha. I know, but there's something already innate there that you're like, I'm in a bathing suit. I'm wet and dripping already. There's things that are kind of built in that help you. Yeah, it's flowing off. You're right. It's going away from the body. It'd be weird to be like... But to just be sitting where you are now. And I'll be like, I'm about to trap a whole bunch of piss in this diaper and still sit in it. I could do it. You think? I could do it. It is nasty, dude. You think? Yeah, I could piss my pants. Do it right now. I don't want to. I don't want to.

how long could you wear it afterwards? No, no, I'm not even, I don't care about that. You don't, you don't. I mean, I'd love to hear about it, but I'm just saying, I feel like it'd be very difficult for me to just piss your pants. No, I could piss my pants.

No problem. And then the follow-up. That's awesome. And then the follow-up, how long you could sit there in a diaper. That's fucking cool. Shit my pants would be tough. I mean, can you imagine shitting your pants? I can if it's like, you know, sometimes when like the coffee hits you wrong and it just drops hella quick and it's like, oh, damn. Like I'm racing my car home. I'm sweating. Like I might shit my pants.

Yes. No. You know that. I know that. I don't drink coffee, but I believe you. I guess when I have had like a Frappuccino twice a year. Yeah. It's hit you hard. I mean, you're just talking about when you get a really, really fucking hard trigger warning. It's like you've got to fucking go take care of it.

Batter up. Do you mind if I talk to you about diarrhea? I still don't know about fucking spraying into a diaper, though. You know what I mean? It is like just the physics of it. Can we cut to commercial? Just the physics of it. Because it might shoot up your back. It might shoot up your back. That's what happens to my kids. Blowouts. Yeah, you have adult blowouts.

Hey, honey, we got a blowout after the podcast. What are you talking about? I'm talking about the cause of diarrhea. I had a blowout. Shit, man. I had a blowout during the pod. Fuck. Fuck.

Can you help me? Hey, guys, the look on their faces would be classic. Weird, wild. Saturdays for the boys. You guys are fucked up. Seriously, the fact that we're even talking about this right now is so fucked up. Hey, man, that's just what happens when you get three guys in a room being guys. It's so fucked. It's not even guys. We're like fucked up guys, you know?

No, you're sick. Hey, speaking of men, I got a new sitcom idea called Sick and Twisted. You're sick and he's twisted. And it's just dudes shitting their pants. Yeah, talking about blowouts. I'll take it. Right. We need Spike TV back. Oh, my God.

What happened to Spike TV? The Men Awards or the Guy Con Awards or whatever. Guy Choice Awards. Those things are sick. Did Spike have original content? What was Spike's original content? Yeah. I think, didn't they have like One Million Ways to Die or something? Was that their show? Do you remember that? Didn't they have Blue Mountain State?

Oh, Blue Mountain State, I believe, was. That's Spike TV? Right? Yeah. I think so. So legendary. Yeah. Spike TV rocks. I remember an episode of that show where everyone borrowed the fleshlight and they all got gonorrhea. Oh, nice. Oh, yeah. I was like, fuck. I was like, God, that's good. That's good. Let's go.

Like the whole football team was like, Hey, uh, I got a flashlight. Oh, cool. And then it would like went missing and people kept borrowing it. And I'm like, that would have been an episode that we would have done. Wow. We,

We got... Connery, yeah. We got fleshlights for free, right? When we were doing Workaholics. It was kind of wild. It was a... That was a dark, dark period. I think it was, yes. Something about like fully gearing up to beat off just didn't seem right. And then I like threw it in the dumpster of my house and was like...

Yeah. Is someone going to be like, come on. Remember it was like weird because you had pick out what porn star you wanted, right? Right. Yes, because it was moles. Right, right. They were moles. I know who you got, Blake. I remember being like, how do you know what that, you were like, the bomb. Yeah.

I'll let you say it. I know who it is. It's double A. Asa Akira? Yeah. Is that how you say it? You were like quick on it. You were like, Asa Akira for me. Over here. Over here, Asa Akira. I want to say mine was...

God, I can't remember her name. Tall. Asian-ish with like giant cans. That doesn't narrow it down, brother. All right. Let's trim out the last part. No, no, no, no, no. She was like famous. She was like famous. Legit famous. She's like a nurse now or like a doctor. Tall, Asian-ish with giant cans. Do you remember how they would tell you to clean it and just throw it in the dishwasher? Oh, yeah. The tanga egg.

That was the gnarliest part for me. That is so fucked up. Because it is. It's like you do it once and then you're just like, well, that's it. That's never going to. We'll just throw this out now, right? Like, just throw it out. How dare you? How dare you wash it with other dishes with people in your household? No, that's what I didn't do. I just tossed it. The concept of washing a fucking whatever flesh. You've got to hand wash it, brother. The concept of washing it. Reluctant.

I don't know. That shit was wild. I think I just ditched it. I was like, it's all good. Just hand wash it. Take it out back and kind of beat it against the rock and then hang it up on the clothesline. Sandblast it. He's just got four... What are they called?

what what are these things fleshlights the fleshlights i was gonna say pocket pussy but that sounded offensive that's what i was almost gonna say but then i'm like that's not it what were those wait you said that's offensive well it's not as it's not as nice as fleshlight i don't even know what a pocket pussy was yeah what was that now i'm being crass it's

Isn't that the same thing? Is it? But it was before. Sorry, I'm just watching porno now, guys. Dirk's kind of trailed off. Aww.

Nope. I'm just looking for this chick. Commercial break. You guys get the commercials. I'm just looking for this chick now. All right. We're back from commercials. Everybody's feeling pretty good. What up, everybody? Ders has gotten completely off the rails. He's no longer here. Let me try X Hamster.

He's on next hamster in the other window. You're really trying to find this person? She's a huge star. It's going to bug me. Look up her eye or like what movie? I know we're going to hang up. I know I'm already. What movie was she in? Top Gun. Come on, man. Yeah, yeah. Top Gun. Cock Gun. I don't know. I don't fucking know what movie. Gosh. But I know in the middle of the night, I'm just going to go. It was so-and-so.

Ders is really... By the way, then after they gave us the ones that were named after people, then we got the tanga eggs. Oh, the tanga eggs. Legit. We've talked about those before. Yeah, we hit that. But then we got this fucking fax machine that you stick your dick in. Do you remember this thing? What? I don't remember this. I don't think I got that one. What?

Honestly, it was like the size of a portable speaker that you'd bring to a pool party, right? And then at the bottom, there was just the entrance. Wait, what? Yeah, it was like sticking your dick into like a contraption from the movie Saw. I'm sorry, mom. Right? Where like the dude is like, got a thing trapped around his head. He's like, I can't get it off. Damn. It's that. I feel like you might have just bought this on your own time.

bro yeah i don't know what the hell i don't think this was a sponsor thing this is just something you might pleasure that's kind of cool this was a thing i might have got it out of the box real quick i'll say that damn that's kind of cool like a mystery box you don't know what's happening inside there but it feels good yeah yeah yeah

That's some indie bad boy shit you guys wouldn't even know. It was too crazy. It was like you had to have like dexterity. Oh, shit. You had to have like a really tricked out Marvel card rating to be able to operate this thing. Your dexterity had to be way up. Quite high. Whoa. People are real friendly around here. Yeah. You had to get a 30-sided die to roll some high dexterity. There we go. A little D&D ref. Nice, brother. You've been playing. Ah.

You've been playing some D&D? My kid's been building characters and stuff, yeah. Really? In D&D? Yeah. Dope. That is fucking cool. I want to cry just hearing that. That's so cool. Andy's getting into Pokemon where I just, I'm like, I don't know. Oh my gosh, dude. This is going to be a whole new world for you. You don't even touch that shit. No.

It's so outside of your comfort zone. Dude, you would be an incredible DM, though. Yeah, you would. You would be a really great DM. You'd be a killer dungeon master. Slide in my dungeon master. But I used to do it because I went to a sports camp, but I wasn't like a sports kid. From porno to D&D. DP to D&D to ATM. But the back of the bus was me and the four other kids that were not baseball kids or whatever it was.

And this one counselor would just be like, we're playing Dungeons and Dragons. And he would just be like, you're this, this is your power. You're this, this is your power. You're this, whatever. Just like real off the cuff. And then he'd be like, you're entering the temple. You're looking for the jewels, right? And you get in this room, all of a sudden, the ceiling's coming down. What are you going to do? And you're like, he has a bo staff. Use your staff to support him.

have to support it he's like okay we can get to the next room i like what's going on here guys and that's where i learned the bones of storytelling that's that's exactly right that's why you would be a really good dungeon yeah i will say that like when we got the show and we would sit around a table all day jason alchul shout out shout out jason alchul we love you when we got the show and started writing around a writer's room table it felt like

old D&D just making shit up and trying to get the characters where you needed them to go. That would be a really sick writer's room if you really laid it out like a D&D game. It's a bagel. It's a bagel. You sound just like that guy.

It's a big hole. I mean, it is. It is that. You go, all right, these are the characters. Now let's create scenarios for them and use the things based on what we've already agreed on. Are there strengths, weaknesses, da-da-da. And the showrunner is like the...

The Dungeon Master. Or the Head Rider, depending on what their interactions are, you know? You, the audience, are the Dungeon Master. I love that. Choose your own adventure. But yeah, that's what it is. That's the little tidbit for the day, guys. With the Pokemon, is it Pokemon cards? Is he going down that road? That gets kind of expensive, I think. All I know is that he rolled up on me and was like, he just flat out goes, so how many, um, um...

different powers out there? And I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. Is it Pokemon? I go, I still don't know. So then he was like, I have these cards and he's like, so I Google it and I'm like, okay, there's fire, metals, fighting, fire. Psychic, right? There's electricity. Psychic, fairy, water. Yes, there's lightning. And so he has those cards

I don't know where we go from here. Yeah, I think he must be playing the Pokemon card game. He's inventing characters now. Well, the Pokemon card game, my nephew will play Pokemon cards with me too, but he's not playing like where you actually have to cast whatever their form of mana is. Yeah. He's playing where you're just like, is my number bigger than your number?

and you put it down it's just war right it's just basically war with pokemon cards there i was like what about all this you have to cast all this this is your your your life source he's like we don't play with that like oh okay yeah all right i gave him a heads up before he went to school i go don't get your ass kicked don't no no i was like don't trade cards with anybody yeah i don't care i don't care what they say i don't care if you like the look of their cards i

You don't know what you're doing yet. Don't you fucking trade cards. Wow. I love it. I was just like, no, I was like, I was like, do not trade cards. Learn more about this before somebody tricks you into getting their shitty cards for your good cards. And he was like, okay. Well, yeah. Like, cause what? Like, is it Jake Paul or Logan? One of the Paul brothers, like where's that Pikachu around his neck because it's worth like $5 million or something. It's something insane. Yeah. Yeah.

But I don't even know what it is. It's some Pikachu card, I think. Allegedly. Like OG. Yeah, it must be. It's like one of one. It's like diamond encrusted. It just fucking rolls with it right here. It's nuts, dude. I'm like, what is this? Yeah. I don't want anything encrusted. Uncrustables. Yay, man. Let me get some Uncrustables. That's where I'm at. Those are delicious. Those are like super bad for you, though, right?

Uncrustables? Those are just peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without the crust? Yeah, but they're loaded with sugar and trans fat.

I like... You said it. Any fats, trans or otherwise, I like them. Yeah, they're great. We're huge fans. Hey, any take-backs or... Apologies? Public apologies? Any personal take-backs and statements? I want to say sorry to the trans fat community. I'm very sorry about that. Uncrustables are very, very yummy. Right. They have... What is it? It's jelly and peanut butter built in and then like just white bread? What does the...

What does the meaning of this? What does the trans stand for in trans fats? What? Do you guys know? What does the trans stand for in trans fats? Oh, God. You sound like such a boomer. You're stepping in it. Boomer. Okay, boomer. It's probably transformation fats. Transformative. Transformative fats. Transylvanian fats.

Okay, Anna knows. Transunsaturated fatty acids. Ladies and gentlemen. That doesn't answer with the trans. You fucking idiot. Anna, we love you. I'm kidding. Am I kidding? My take back is calling her an idiot.

When we were asking what trans is short for, and then she put in the comments a longer name that doesn't explain what trans is short for. Maybe it's... Is this an apology? Transitional, unsaturated... Transformative. Transformative, unsaturated fatty acids. Transformers! Transformers, unsaturated fatty acids. I have...

Guys, what do you think the odds are Anna's really mad at me when we get off of this? We'll find out. And there's an aside where it's like, don't do that. And I go, yeah, I did. It was a little crazy. I respect you. I appreciate it. All right. Good night, everyone. Anders, can you hang back for a second? Dude, like the teacher when she'd say, Anna, I'd like to see you after class. Oh, my God. Those were the worst. She was like, go, but then she just ends up. Ooh.

Then, you know. That was like... She's about to fuck you. She's about to fuck you, bro. Because we all know what that means. All teachers are trying to fuck their students. We've established this thoroughly on previous episodes. And I'm going to see you after class. Ooh. Ooh. That 12-year-old's about to fuck a woman. Ooh. Oh, God. I have zero take-backs, but I do have an admission to make. Oh.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Okie dokie. I want to admit something to you guys. It's been Adam the whole time. Oh God, I miss Adam so much. That son of a bitch. Do you remember when I said Garden Galaxy? Yes. Yes, I knew that that was wrong. Okay. Freaking seal. What is it? So then what is it? That was a joke? It's the Guardians of the Galaxy. I know what it is.

Oh, wow. But I thought it was funny, so I took you on a little ride. Wow. What's the raccoon's name? Yeah. Fucking Stitch, bro. Ha ha ha.

Lilo and Stitch. Lilo and Stitch? Bradley Cooper, homie. Bradley Cooper, homie. You got that part right. Quiz me on the marble. Quiz me on the marble universe. What's the name of the tall tree? Groot. And who voices that? Vin Diesel. So good. Bro. I know my marbles. I know my marbles. Who's the green guy? Which green guy? The buff green dude. Is that Bautista? Bautista?

It's about something, baby. Who's the big... I don't know. You don't know that character's name? No, sorry. Unfortunately, I don't know. I don't know who you're talking about. Big green guy. Oh, Hulk? Yes, he's like the funniest character. You mean Hulk? No, he's like... Yeah, Incredible Hulk? Yeah. He's like an undead dude.

Drax, brother. Come on. He's like the funniest character. Who's Drax? It is Bautista, right? Yeah, Bautista. He's not green. He's like gray and red. Yeah. He's green. In the comics, Drax is green. Are we talking about the comics right now? No, I'm not. He's gray and red. I'm sure as fuck not. Drax is green.

No, Drax is green. They probably changed him gray because they already had Hulk or whatever, but Drax is green. Bro, these guys are saying he's gray and red. In the comments, he's gray and red. He said he's great and red. He said he's great and red, and he's great and he's green. Blake, you are colorblind. You guys are stupid. Drax is green in the comments. You are...

colorblind. You might be colorblind. I'm talking Drax from the comic books. And he is green. Look at any pictures. He's fucking green, dude. Yes. He's very green. You want to take it back? Any more take backs? No. Drax is green. Uh-huh. Thanos is purple. Come on.

no you're not colorblind what else what else what color is gray hulk gray okay all right that was sunny all right i fucked up good um what about the girl whose eyes are all black who that is who's that i don't know she's got like the little oh mantis yeah yeah what color how do you know i don't know i don't remember her from the i don't care if you're black white polka dot is that what you're gonna say

Huh? No. Look at the way he's shaking his head right now. Look at how this dude is fucking swaggering right now. Huh? I'm not a smart man. Hey, baby. It's a late night.

It's daddy's night out, all right? It's 10.07 p.m. here on the weird coast. Yeah, man. Let's go all night. This is a marathon. Stay tuned. Yeah, let's do 24 hours. Any dead ringers? Yeah. Ooh, dead ringers. Yeah, Daniel Radcliffe has Weird Al Yankovic, baby. Dead ringer, come on. We've covered that? We did, we did. And the trailer's out, and it looks great. I don't know.

Kyle, got any more left in the chamber before we wrap it up there? What up, what up, what up, what up, what up? Yeah. You got your diaper on? You ready to grip it and rip it for us one last time? Come on, dude. Take us out with a huge shit, brother. Ladies and gentlemen, that's all from tonight's VIP lounge. You got me letting me...

Let me in to other places tonight, backdoor style. Keep going. Like into kitchens and stuff. You close it out. It's your week. It's your week. Close it out. Okay. I'm working on it. Fuck. Come on, dude. Bro, I don't want to do it anymore. All right. That was another episode of... Fizzing Podcast. Man, I had a blowout during the pod.

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