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Glad I could be here to jump us into 10 straight minutes of Jizz Talk, brought to you by Adam. Here we go. Start your engines. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. All right. Oh my gosh.

Should we tell them? Let's hit the four-part harmony. Let's hit the four-part harmony, baby. Uh-oh. I like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it. Yeah, baby. I like to move it. I don't know. Do the people even realize what's happening yet? I don't know. Speak. Speak on it. Friendship. Friendship. You guys, the fourth musketeer's here. Ah.

Oh my gosh. What's up, boys? What's up?

Okay. Perfect. Let's set the scene. Kyle's crying. He's very excited. Adam is just rediscovering his face right now. Dude, that app that makes us all cry is so good. Someone put the app on a YouTube video of ours where we're all just like, we're doing the intro. We're just like, we're back. Good to see you. Yep, yep, yep, yep. But we're crying the entire time. I love it.

It was when I made my epic return to the pod, which, Adam, you just started with us. You didn't demand an epic return or anything like that? I don't need it. I don't need it, dude. Maybe your ego needs it, dude. Well, we did play like to move it, move it. Yeah, that was fun. That was fun. Yeah, you savored, right? The board was fucking sick, actually. I savored it. Okay. Yeah. Thank you. He wanted to jump into explaining a thing that was sent to us.

Hot stuff, baby. I've been waiting for months to come with that hot take. Actually, way more theatrical, bro. Great job. Really good stuff. It is weird, though. To see myself cry for the first time was very weird. I'm sure that was weird for you. That was weird for all of us. It worked so well on Ders. Because you had a sniff in there. On Ders. You have a sniff. I did? Yeah, you're like...

And it really feels like you're crying. It's amazing. Right. Yeah, the rest of us just had like this mouth. Yeah, weird clown mouth. Yeah. Weird, wild stuff. Well, it feels good to be back, guys. Oh, my God. Thanks for inviting me back. Welcome back. And you're in California? Yeah, I'm in California. I'm in Hollywood, baby. Welcome back to H-Wood.

Yeah, it was in Germany for three months. Months. And then went on a honeymoon. Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

And where'd you honeymoon? We went to Italy. And it was just, I fucking love that place, dude. I'm such an asshole there, too. It's just me saying, ciao, Bella. A lot of that. And then just drinking Aperol Spritz like a fucking monster. I don't even like them. Right. Don't even like them that much. But I chug them. Yeah. Ciao, Bella means goodbye, beautiful. I think so. Sure.

And you just say that to every guy? I don't know. I say it to absolutely everyone. Right. You know what? I think I know how to say let's go in Italian. Okay, let's hear it. Andiamo.

Let's go. All right. Andiamo. That's beautiful, dude. Do they shout it out there like us? I don't know if they do. Andiamo. Andiamo. Andiamo. Andiamo. Like soccer games? I think I don't know how to say let's go in German. Okay, let's do it. Okay. Wie geht's? Wie geht's? Wie geht's? One more time. Wie geht's? I don't know. Wie geht's? Shit, that doesn't have quite the ring as Andiamo. Andiamo.

Wait, what's the German one? How's it go? Will you say it without screaming it? I think it's V gates. V gates. V gates. V gates. Like we go. Yeah. We go. We go. I like we go. We go. We go. Yeah. So, uh, yeah.

Adam, Adam, where in Italy were you, my bro? I really love Italy. Where were you? Okay, wow. Kyle has spent some time in the motherland that's none of our motherland. Were you? Mamma mia. Drinking dopios. What were you doing? I was in Florence, and that place was just fucking awesome. It was also cool, too, because right when we got there, all COVID protocols had literally been lifted the day before. Oh, wow.

Blake made a call. Yeah. Blake called ahead. Yeah, we talked about that on the pod. We set it up. So it's cool. So I think people felt like, oh my God, we're finally done with it. So I was spitting in strangers' mouths. I didn't give a shit. There we go. Okay. Back to normal. Arrivederci, COVID. Back to normal. Hey, let's go. Okay.

And then we went to a little seaside village called Porto Ercole. What was that? No, sorry. The door of Hercules? Porto Ercole. Ercole's house? Ercole's door? Porto Ercole. Okay, guys, act like you've been somewhere, homie.

I haven't been there. I have definitely not been there. I don't know if that exists. That's amazing. Could you say that one more time? I might have to go to Porto Ercole. Porto Ercole. Porto Ercole. Porto Ercole. Sounds amazing. Andiamo Porto Ercole. It's like that. Exactly. Ciao, Bella. What are we eating? Yeah, what are we eating? Tell us about the pasta.

Were you starving yourself in Germany while you were shooting and then went on the honeymoon and just... No, dude. No, dude. I'm right now the biggest weight-wise I've ever been in my entire life. Bro, join the club. Let's hear it. Here we go. Let's hear it. Weight-wise. I weighed in the night I got back from the... Actually, I waited until the next morning because I was like, I'm not getting on that scale right now. And then the next morning... Give us a number.

199.8. Get there. Get her done. Get there. Wait, you've never been over a deuce? I've never been over a deuce. Oh, okay. Stop eating. Well... We're here for... Get there, dude. I kissed it. I kissed the belly of the deuce. Was that the breads and the beer? Yeah. It was... Well, in Germany, the beer... Everyone is like, oh, the beer is so good here. And it is very good there. But... But it's...

It's not that much better. You know, it's good. It is better. It's heavier. It's thicker. I really dove in. You know how I am when I go to a place. I dive in full steam. You become one of the culture. I become part of the culture as much as I possibly can. And then I talk about buying a house there. Always. And that's how it was, obviously, in Berlin. I was there for a little over three months. Three years. I felt like three years. And I...

And I drank so many fucking beers. And I didn't realize they're like, it was like 400 calories of beer. Like, cause I was drinking these giant fucking beers, uh, damn near every day. So what is it? Is it like, are they just thicker over there? Why are they so fucking thick? No, they're, uh, it's, it's all Pilsner's. Cakes? Are they just cakes? Pretty high.

high. Is Germany the birthplace of beer? That is right. That's where it got created, baby. Is that Blake's Mecca? Is he going to have to make the pilgrimage? Man, I wanted to come out so bad. I wanted you guys to come out, man. The offer was there. A Pilsner? Is that what you said? A Pilsner is thicker? Is that the shit? It's not thicker. Is it sugary? It isn't thicker. It's light tasting, but it is pretty...

pretty high cows. Where them cows coming from out there? Dude, I love Pilsner's. I think that's my favorite beer to be honest. Yeah, I mean, I stay chugging them. Adam, I was in Berlin 20 years ago and the thing people were doing there was mixing beer with Sprite. Yeah. Did you see any of that? Oh yeah, they still fuck with that. What? Right? They mix it with Pepsi and like all kinds of sodas. And to tell you the truth, not.

Yeah, it's a move. Oh, I like that. I didn't fuck with that that hard. What I was doing... Do you have a new GoJuice? Dude, I have a new GoJuice. Swear to God. The shit is called... Uh-oh, alert the presses. It's called Club Mate. And everyone was drinking it. I thought people were just...

boozing at 9 a.m. across the entire city because you see people just like drinking it in their cars. It comes in a big glass bottle and I'm like, oh shit, Berlin throws down, dude. And so I was like, I gotta get a hold of this shit. This must be the good juice. And it is so fucking tasty. It's, it, it,

It sounds disgusting. It's basically like a cold, unsweetened tea, sort of. It's like a yerba mate. I thought it was going to be yerba mate. Yeah? I thought it was going to be something there. Yucky. But it has all the energy of the yerba mate, and then it times it by 10. Oh.

Wake up! It's basically like a little more than a Red Bull for every one of these. And I was slamming like three of them a day. But it's out of the earth. Yeah. And supposedly it's a little better for you. But I had like multiple German people. Because on set, I was just chugging them. And I'm making, obviously, I'm like, I'm saying I'm starting my own mate company called Mate Man.

Okay. And people were like coming up to me and taking me aside and we're like, yo. Latte Mate. We're like, that's actually the name brand that I like is Mate Mate. Oh, I said Latte Mate. Like I got a latte of mate. Oh, see? Okay. And Kyle, we can start that, dude. Dude, I'm in. I love it. I love your energy. I'm happy to have you back. It's great.

I had many people like take me aside and be like, it's really dangerous. You're drinking way too much of that. Your heart is going to explode. So because Germans are very like this. This is the amount they measure out. Yeah.

You drink no more than a symbol. That's thimble. A symbol. Thimble. But Germany was really cool. And they don't shy away from their super scary history. They lean in. They're fully leaned in. There's just sad memorials everywhere you turn. They won't stop talking about it. And people will straight up just apologize to you. I'm like, I wasn't there. I mean, you don't need to apologize to me. You weren't there.

You're 30 years old. You weren't there, buddy. And people are just like, it's a nice touch. It is. It's very, it was very nice. It was, it was cool. I really liked the German people. Hey, over here is a nightclub. By the way, that nightclub was not a cool thing about 70 years ago. That was bad news. The hotel I stayed at was the, uh,

headquarters for the Hitler Youth. Right. Nice, dude. Good vibes. Yeah, so some people on our cast was like, I'm getting weird nightmares. They're more connected to their spiritual side. I had no nightmares, but I could see... You got more powers. My hair turned blonde. You have to sleep to have nightmares, brother. You have a nighttime juice. You don't get any REM.

You realize there's no REM in the world. No deep sleep. What is the frequency? I didn't have any weird dreams, and she was like, I think it's because you drug yourself every night because I told her about my Z-Quil. Your nighttime. Oh, yeah. Your night-night go. Oh, yeah, the quill. It's the mata. Were they warning you about that over there, too? Is everybody warning you about this stuff? What's going on, man? No, I didn't tell them that on set. They saw me when I was fully, fully awake. Mate-ed.

I was going to say, they just say Ziquil. You have Ziquil. Have you drunk? You have Ziquil? They don't sell it over there because I think it's dangerous. Right. My man shipped it in. So no, I had our manager Isaac visited me and I had him bring like four bottles of it. Oh, that's cool.

Holy fuck. Isaac, what are you doing? Z-Quil smuggler? That's the movie. What do you mean? I wouldn't be able to sleep without it. At the funeral, Isaac? Yeah. I'm looking at you. We're bringing that one up. I'm looking at you. We're bringing that one up. Damn, that's really something. Hey, Isaac, remember when...

You brought him four bottles overseas? You killed Adam. Hey, I'm going to make a video before I die that is praising Isaac for helping me out. Well, that's okay. If you're watching this video, don't be mad at Isaac. Yes, he killed me, but I asked him to. Right, right.

With all that stuff, is Germany considered super haunted or something? I feel like there's so many ghosts. Yeah, I don't know if it's considered super haunted, but I guess... Oh, my God. I mean, probably. Probably, dude. There's like...

you know it's really sad like you'll be having a great time and then look down and see like those gold bricks that are just on the sidewalk which is where they like took jewish people from those buildings and brought them to the concentration camps so it's super sad so you're like in a good mood and then you look down and you're just like reminded of this horrendous past yeah just reminded of it constantly it's it's pretty it's

pretty heavy place. That's how I felt, though, being down in the south when I was filming in Mobile. You'd just be like, kicking it, kicking it, and then you see a place that looks like a plantation and you're like, g-g-g-g. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. But the south, they don't lean into it like Germany. Germany is actively going, this is a bad thing. No, but they should. Yeah, yeah. Right.

Oh, no. The South just tore down their fucking statues glorifying it recently. They're going to need to put some gold bricks on the ground. They didn't really admit being wrong. They're coming along. They're coming along. Yeah. It takes a while to correct that stuff. It's been a while.

It has been a while. Well, that being said, good to be back, guys. All right. Oh, man, we are so stoked you're here. We're still here. Perfect. Yeah, you didn't miss much. We're still talking about dicks and cum and farting. Lots of cum. Oh, dude, I don't know. I haven't really talked to you guys because I didn't notice it until I got to Berlin. What up? My...

I think my smell is weird from COVID, from the last COVID that I had. - Oh boy. - My, this is, and I've been saving this up because people are DMing me saying, "You gotta get back on the pod." They're not talking about jizz enough. There's not enough jizz talk.

Nobody said that. Nobody said that to you. Nobody said that. I swear to God, multiple people hit me up saying not enough jizz talk. Okay, they're messing with you. I think they're joshing. I thought we were holding it down pretty well on the come from. I don't know. I don't know. I'm sorry. I don't know. This is just what was told. Ejaculation. Wait, what does this have to do with your smell? Here we go. Oh, boy. Here we go.

Buckle up. Hey, and we're going to go to break and then come on back because you're going to want to hear this. Let's cut to commercials. Let's cut to commercials real quick. Okay. Hit the... Here we go. Okay, go ahead. We're back. And we're back. My jizz...

It smells fucking delicious. Get out of town. Like, it smells... Get out of town. Like, I don't even know the smell. Get back out of town. It's like some kind of a pudding. It's a bagel. Like a sweet... I need a cosign on this. Get back out of town. I want someone to tell me... I want someone to tell me... Mine smells great, too. Mine didn't used to smell great. I mean, it didn't smell bad. It just smelled like fucking salty jizz. No, get back out of town. No, like bleach. It's like... It's chlorine. Now, it smells...

Fucking delicious. Like what? Did you say like cookie dough? What did you say? Does it smell like cheesecake? Butterscotch? No, like a pudding. Like a... Tapioca? A pudding? Like bread pudding? Bread pudding fucking rocks. I don't know. It's hard to explain what it is, but it definitely smells sweet.

That's what it tastes like? Wait. And also, my parts smell like chicken pot pie, dude. I swear to God. Bro, always? And this is gross, and I know this. Yes. Has your diet changed? What are you eating? Thank you, God. Because that's more likely what it is. It might have just been all the beer. Schnitzel.

It's more likely not your nose from COVID. It's more likely like you've started eating X, Y, and Z, and that's why your jizz tastes delicious. No, because I eat the same shit all the time besides like this delicious German beer. That's the answer. Pineapple beer or something. Maybe that's the secret. Because I've heard German jizz is like. That's why everyone in Berlin is so horny. Maybe it's the matta. Wait, it's the, for sure it's the matta.

Oh, it could be. Yeah. What's the mate? That's why everybody in Berlin is so horny because this guy, I go, it's probably the thing you've been doing. I don't know. I've been eating the same thing, but I have been drinking these seven of these a day. Wait, now hold on a second, Adam, because you just claimed that you're. You did two things. J word. Smells better and that your farts smell better as well. Yeah, that's true. If you like pot pie. Because somebody doesn't like pot pie. Chicken pot pie. Yes, I love chicken pot pie. I love it.

So hook me up. Kyle, come on. I'm just saying. I don't want to say that better. I don't want to. You're crying. Ders is crying like the filter. Is this other people?

Is this other people telling you that it smells better? Or is this like your self-diagnosing? This is a self-diagnose. No, no one else is just going like, mmm, your jizz smells delicious. What is that? A sort of pudding? So there's nobody that could corroborate this story. Nobody. I'm saying just to me. I don't know. I thought it was COVID because... Will you like jizz on...

I don't know, like a muffin or something, and then be like, ooh, and just to somebody say, what does this smell like? I'm afraid they would get the muffin smell. Just on figgy pudding. Okay, what about like at the mall? You know at the mall when they spray cologne on like a card? Yes. Why don't you like jizz on a little business card? Thank you. And then pass it around. And bring it to Ders' house when he has his little barbecue next week? Yeah, bring it to the barbecue. Hell, we'll glaze some wings. What is that? Pass it around.

What is that, tapioca? All the kids are like, let me smell. Daddy, what are you doing? Hang on. It smells like porridge. It's bread pudding, Papa. It's delicious. Who put that on a wheat then? Who put that on a wheat then? Yeah, it sounds like a plan. Bottle that up. That's the Mata. That's the Mata, man. Are you continuing with the Mata now, or is this a window that might be past us?

It's a very German thing. And it was in the movie Hackers. Oh, wow. So now Isaac has to go to Germany and get you Mata and bring it back now? I looked it up. I honestly, you know, because I'm a beverage boy. All of my investments are beverage based. For sure. Liquid. So far I've made zero dollars back on any of them. But that's fine. It's the long game.

It's fun. It's a ride. I'm going to – I really want to invest in a Mata company here in the States because it's – dude, it's going to fucking skyrocket. It's going to go for three, baby. I guarantee you if you go to like Erewhon or like a very niche health store, they carry brands there. And you could definitely like look on the label and call them and say, what's cracking? Yeah. Mata.

This is Adam Devine. This stuff's great. It makes my jizz smell like pudding. Yeah. Is there pudding or pineapple in here? V-Gay. What is it? V-Gates. V-Gates. V-Gates. Andiamo. Okay, let's go. Andiamo, baby. Yeah, so that was the big takeaway for my months away from you guys.

Right.

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And so she came back to the States. She went home for a few weeks. And then I had more time to smell my jizz. Personal time. Personal time. I was masturbating, obviously, two to three times a day. Obviously. This wasn't just happening to you? On set. Whoops. It was on set. So I had more time to smell. And that's when I noticed it. So I don't really know when it started to smell delicious. Was it a shock? Were you like...

Is that? And then you kind of were like. I didn't know what it was. I thought it was for like a week. I thought it was the tissues I was using. And I'm going, man, these tissues must smell delicious. Puffs Plus? Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure. Because there is scented tissues. Yeah. And I'm like, it's the tissues. And then I got it on my hand. And then I was like. How'd that happen? Got what on your hand? The jizz. Oh, God.

And why are you moving your finger towards your lips as you talk about this? I taste it every time. Right. Adam, buddy. No, I don't. No, I don't. It's bad!

I caught a whiff and I was like, well, that's not the tissue. That's just the jizz. And that's when I put it together. Okay. Just the jizz brought to you by Adam Devine. That's wild, bro. That's awesome. Yeah, that's wild. That's awesome. Congratulations. So that's the big takeaway. Yeah, welcome back. Yeah, congrats. Glad I could be here to jump us into 10 straight minutes of jizz talk brought to you by Adam. Went for a TV show, left with the jizz scent.

I love it. Are you stoked on the shoot? How was it? Were you dancing and singing a lot or what? It was super fun. It's the spinoff of the premise is my character from Pitch Perfect is

Had like a TikTok that went viral in Germany. So he moves to Berlin to like resurrect his pop career. And then he gets there and it actually wasn't as viral as he thought it was. And now he's kind of stuck in Germany. And he's trying to make a go of it. And it was super fun. But like I forgot how goddamn hard that show is –

to shoot like like those movies because i wasn't the star of the pitch perfect movies i only had a couple songs and a lot of downtime to drink in louisiana and to have a good time and this i was it was like a lot of six-day weeks i'm there i'm in every scene and uh i'm also a goddamn song and dance man so i have to like learn choreography and then afterwards i have to go and uh

Exactly. And then learn all these songs. So it was a lot, but I think it's going to turn out so cute. And this is going to be available on which platform? Which streamy? Peacock.

TikTok? Peacock, baby. Oh, Peacock. Yeah, I heard TikTok. Okay, hell yeah. I love Peacock. Peacock is fucking killing it right now, dude. Peacock has the funniest shows. Yes. Does it? Girls 5 Ever, MacGruber, Bumper in Berlin. Yeah.

That's right. Dump her. What's the show I just started watching where the dudes work at the casino? Oh, Bus Down? Bus Down. Bus Down. Super funny. Yeah, and then they also have the Angeline show about the pinup. Yes, I'm going to watch that. Oh, yeah, that's a trip. With Emmy Rossum, who, if people don't know, she was like... Where did that come from? She's just this blonde woman with big old fake tits who drives a pink...

Corvette that says Angeline on the back. And then when we first moved to LA, she had billboards up. Right. That said Angeline and it's her just like posing up there. Right. And everybody was like, who the fuck is this woman? And I remember the first time I saw her, I was like in shock. I think I've seen her two or three times throughout the years. And you're just like,

like, who is this lady? And she was sort of like, and I guess she'd been doing this since the 90s, but we came in the early 2000s and that's when I clocked her. But she was sort of reality famous before reality shows even really existed. She just like- Local legend. A local legend who just made herself famous by buying her own billboards and wearing all pink and having these big fake tits. And driving a baby pink Corvette.

All around town. Yeah. Like looking like Barbie. I can't believe they are making a like now is when they're making this movie about her. Or is it a show like a series? Limited series. Limited series. Yeah. Emmy Rossum from Shameless is doing it. Yeah. And I think I think it'll be pretty cool.

Yeah. I love seeing her. I always take a picture of like the new web. I wonder what the fuck that show is going to be about. It's just about her like coming up with the idea to have like the pink car and stuff. And like, yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's crazy. Everyone knows who she is in the second biggest city in the country. You know what I mean? I want to know like what is the story? Because it seems like it should be a 15-minute, like a five-minute YouTube video.

of like a crazy lady who goes, I want to be famous. I'm going to buy a pink Corvette. I'm going to sell my house and buy billboards. And that's the end of the story. That's what I mean. How is this going to be a series? Like that's, I'm like, this is 10. There's maybe there's 10 of them coming out. I mean, there must be more to it. It's got to be riveting, baby. What is this? Yeah. Maybe there's a dark side.

She's been around for 30 years. You got 30 years of stories. You know what I mean? You're going to start with her now, and then start with her narrating her time as the... Right. Didn't she run for mayor at some point, I want to say? I'm sure. I believe so. I think she did have some... And it probably starts with that. Right. You know she had a love affair with Charlie Sheen or something. We're going to dive in deep to that. Oh, yeah. Right. Sheen winning, duh. He's an angel. You know she's an angel. Dude, who's playing Sheen? She has to.

Winning. Who's playing Sheen? Oh, turds. Adam Ray. Yeah. Oh, Adam Ray is Sheen. He would kill it. Friend of the pod, Adam Ray. Yeah. I just watched him on that rock show where he plays Vince McMahon. I'm hyped on it. He's in everything. Yeah. He was on Gaslit also. He's killing it. Did you guys watch him play Jay Leno? Yeah. Yeah. Right. I texted him the other day and I was like, it's funny that you're getting typecast as real people. Right.

Yes, because all of the characters that he is booking now are like real people from history. Right. Yeah. And I like to think it's from the Lake of the Brozarks episode where he did his lift gal and then Hollywood just perked up and was like, this guy can do anything. Just springboard him. Kyle, what was he Leno in? Because I watched that. Pam and Tommy. Yeah.

He sits there. And you know what's crazy? I watched that, didn't know it was him until he posted the clip. That's how good he is. That's awesome. Really? Yeah. He had like the prosthetic chin and all that. Yeah. It was hard to tell. He wasn't really putting anything on either. He was just kind of doing Jay Leno. He was. Yeah. Yeah. He was doing it right. It was cool. Oh.

Wow, speak of the Brozarks. You got your Brozark Oakleys? Brozarks. Brozarks, baby. I like to keep them close. Dude, when is the season for us to go back to the Brozarks? I'm jonesing. Hey, my dad is going to have a big...

it's been a year since having cancer party. And I think, I mean, yeah, that shit's important. I think it's going to be sometime in August. So if you guys want to make a little adventure, you know, bring the kids. We can have a whole, it could be a family event or don't.

Or don't and jet ski for a fucking dude. Bachelor party. I love the idea, Adam, but everyone who I've told I went to the Ozarks with since we went and had the best time, they were like, did you swim in the lake? And I said, yeah. And they go, did you see any snakes? And I said, yeah.

No. Everyone's asked if I saw the snakes. So what's up with the snakes? I know. Yeah, because a couple people have asked me that, and I've never seen a snake there. My dad hasn't seen a snake there, and he's lived there for three years now. You know, I don't know. Because that's my nightmare is to be swimming my number one joy in life. True. And then a serpent.

Is like level with my face. Yeah, fuck that. I grew up swimming in the Mississippi River and there was snakes there often. And so I guess it doesn't really bother me because they swim on top of the water. So you see them. Right. They don't really fuck with you either. They kind of like... But they are not fun to see. Like I used to do rope swings on the Delta all the time. Like just fucking... You were swinging from a snake. Just rope swings. And I loved it. But then... Yeah.

And I saw a snake and it kind of freaked me out. I didn't really like going to the Delta anymore. Or a lake, wherever I was. I'm assuming when they're in the water, they're not hunting. They're not eating fish, right? They're just kind of cruising from... No, they can. They can be eating. They're looking for a human's face. I forget the name of them, but one is super poisonous. I think it's a water moccasin. Yeah, those are fucking bad news bears. When I was a kid, my dad dropped me off on a log

to a floating log in the Mississippi River and I was going to fish for crappie as he trolls up and down the bank fishing for bass or northern or whatever. I'll get bass, you get the crappie. Yeah, and so he's kind of going past me. AKA, Dennis was just blazing a doobie. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sit here. Yeah, sit on this log and get crappie.

Daddy's gonna get some bass. So he's trolling back and forth and I'm on the log. Trolling. And he comes, as he's coming past me, there's a water moccasin that's coming right towards me and my dad's like, oh shit, hey, be cool, he's not gonna come for you. And I'm like, dad, dad? And he goes, nah, he's gonna get scared, he's gonna turn. And I'm like, dad? And he's like,

And he's coming right for me. And then it comes basically to my feet, the log. And my dad goes, jump, jump, get the fuck out of there. Jump.

Dude, he played it cool. Dude, he played it cool until the second I had to jump. And then I jumped over the water moccasin and swam towards his boat. I was never more scared in my fucking life. Yeah, fuck that. That is so scary. Encounters with creatures in the water. But, Durz, you're in a great position because you can swim hella fast. So you could probably beat most of these creatures. Dude, he'll beat the snake. The rest of us are just flopping around so scared to death.

Did you see that guy race that snake? Do lakes have leeches and shit? Because I feel like in the ocean, it's sharks and barracudas. Little rivers have leeches. Yeah. And alligators. That's where the shit gets fucked up for me. Like leeches and snakes. Right. When the water is sitting, you know what I mean? And a little off. Yeah. And also, dude, I've had leeches on me. It's fine. Your dad just burns them right off. Dad! Dad!

You can flick them off. Your dad didn't have to burn leeches off you just so you know. He did. That's ticks. Oh, is that what that was? Yeah. That's ticks, man. You just pull the leeches off with your fucking fingers. Oh, okay. Flick them, flick them. I think my fear of leeches purely comes from my movie. Standby movie. Yeah, just like the scary thing when I was a child.

Right off his dink. But no, to answer your question, Durs, I don't think we have to be scared of the leeches. I think we can come back and have another bachelor party slash celebrating my father's life. What about alligators? When do alligators start? Like, when do they start? When do they start?

Prehistoric times, I think. Yeah, they've been around a while. They're like dinosaurs among us. Like on the Ozarks. Do they start on the Ozarks? Like, are they there? No, right? No. No. They don't fuck around there at all? No, no, no, no, no. That's much further south. You might see some crocs.

And I'm talking shoes. Hey, baby. Because wait, the Ozarks gets cold, right? Yeah. Yeah, I think that alligators like warm weather. They like it warm, warm, warm. Right, because they're reptiles. They're reptilian. They're cold-blooded. Oh, yeah, they like to chill on rocks and shit and get like suntans and whatnot. Dude, you know it. You know it. They're Florida. Florida boys.

They're Florida boys in Louisiana. Every once in a while, Chloe's grandmother will be like, well, there was a crocodile or an alligator. I don't know what. In the front yard the other day. And then she shows photos and there's just like an eight foot alligator in her front yard. And you're just like, Jesus Christ, this is terrifying. That does make like because the way you talk about water moccasins and like growing up on the river, you're like, it doesn't bother you.

Growing up in Florida, they're like, yeah, that's just an alligator. Whereas I'm from like a suburb where it's like, yo, that squirrel just jumped the fuck out at me. Yeah. Yeah. You see the possum. I'm a city slicker for sure. Yes. Yeah.

The craziest shit I ever saw, when I was in the Everglades, I went to the Everglades for a wedding randomly. They were some Florida locals. Did you know these people? When I was out on the freeway out there, I saw alligators. He was wandering. I was walking on the freeway. They were some Florida locals. I don't know. Yeah, I just kind of stumbled in drunk into the Everglades and got to a wedding. I'm hungry. I'm hungry.

the freeway had roadkill and the roadkill was alligator. It's like the craziest thing I'd ever seen. You sound like somebody who's never been anywhere. The roadkill was alligator. Dude, when you're driving down and you're just like, oh, it's roadkill and you look and it's a fucking dinosaur just like shredded on the side of the road. I had to pull over just to look at it. I'm like, oh, I've never seen alligator roadkill before. And as soon as I got out of the car to look at it, you hear like, because alligators croak.

So you hear all this like, it was the most. I don't like it. Was it still alive or something? What the fuck is croaking? No, they're just all around you in the Everglades. Fuck that shit, bro. Fuck that shit. You should get you guys to check out a movie called Crawl. If you haven't watched Crawl, I've never seen. It's pretty good. Okay. It's dope. This is like a horror movie with alligators. Yeah, it's like a swimmer. It's a swimmer.

She goes back. There's a hurricane in Florida. It came out a few years ago, right? Yeah, a couple years ago. Probably right before the pandemic. When was that? I don't remember that. When was the fucking pandemic? Okay, so just a few years ago. But a girl who's – there's a hurricane coming and she has moved to a college town nearby. She calls her dad to be like, hey, you got to get out of the house. He's not answering. So she drives home to be like, what's going on? What's going on?

His truck's outside. He's not there. She goes down in the crawl space. He was doing work down there. He like hit his head. He's knocked out. She's like, all right, let's get you out of here. Guess what? There's crocodiles in the basement. Oh,

Or should I say crawl space? And then it's like a very, it's a very well done like bottle episode type movie. Like claustrophobic movie. I mean those, yeah, that's fucking cool. I would, I'd like to do a movie. I'd like to do a movie like that. Like a creature feature. That'd be fun. Yeah.

yeah yeah what's ours return of the jizz elephants have we seen that before oh hippos have they done a hippo one because those dude i almost did a movie with hippos the fucking cocaine hippos with pablo escobar and i was imagining that shit and it was like fucking crazy because you look at it right i mean wait cocaine hippos is actually about hippos yeah well they were going to be in there in in

one of those. I love how Kyle went and he goes, and I can't wait to get the hippos. I'm going to do a crazy chasing with hippos. And they're like, it's science. That was their nickname. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. I thought it was like they were fat like hippos are fast as fuck, bro. No, no. The cocaine hippo. There's no hippos in

the movie. They're not smuggling cocaine in hippos' asses. Wait, no. No, no, no, no, no. The whole thing was that Pablo Escobar had a zoo and he had hippos that protected his estate. Wow. And those hippos are still supposedly out there.

Those hippos are still... And they're procreating. Medellin? What is this? Colombia? And your take on the movie was going to be following the life cycle of the hippos? It's a documentary about these hippos. All I'm saying is I had the chance to visualize it and look at it, and hippos would make a great...

creature feature. I'm just like there with you, bro. That's an angle. Hey Kyle, I'm with you. So you're saying the one time you considered the animal the hippo was this one time when you heard it mentioned in a cocaine movie. When I was working on it. Yes. Okay. Yes. I was working on it. You're talking about movies, right? I'm with you, Kyle. I think it's cool. Kyle, we were. Sure, sure. Kyle, I think you're right. I know I'm right. What are you talking about? Sorry. Okay.

I didn't realize that the new dynamic when I left was Blake goes hard at Kyle. I didn't know this. This is fun. No, this is... I'm literally turning red here because I don't know what is going on.

Do you need to go potty? That was a bizarre A to Z there. Kyle, do you need to go potty maybe? I remember playing Hungry Hungry Hippos as a kid and they were scary. I got my finger pinched once. From a cinematic perspective, hippos are scary as fuck if you play them how they are. That's what I'm saying. Creature feature? Yes, baby. If you don't play them how they are, not scary. If you play them how they are cinematically, scary.

scary. Yeah. If you get them, if you make them pink, it's not cool. Even though there are pink hippos. Here's what I do know. It's kind of hot in those rhinos. Rhinos? Not as much. Has there been a rhino creature feature? I never thought about that before. I never have worked on any movies. Rhino one could kind of be cool. Rhino versus hippo? Who we got? What if it's like the guys who are hunting rhino horn and then they're out there to save the rhinos but then the rhinos

Start to hunt them. That's kind of cool. Well, did you guys hear about the movie that Elizabeth Banks, who...

is the producer of the bumper show that I did, the Pitch Perfect show. And also a movie star. Yeah. But this is how I know it, because she was there. And they did a movie called Cocaine Bear that was all about this bear that ate like an ounce of cocaine, like he found like a pound of cocaine or whatever and ate the whole thing and lost its fucking mind. Oh.

Oh yeah. That'll do it. Yeah. That's like that really OG like meme where it's like the bear and he's just has snow all over his face. And it's like, I love cocaine. Right. Yeah. That really happened. A bear ate cocaine and went on a rampage. I think they're making it now. Right? Yeah. They've, they've already made it. Uh,

A lot of the crew worked on that movie and then came to us and worked on our show. Yeah. And evidently in real life, it died pretty quickly because it was just too much cocaine. For sure. But for the for the for the movie. Yeah. It like went on a rampage and killed a bunch of people.

Which I'm like, that's kind of a cool idea for a movie. Cool. That's great. Yeah, that's a great. Was it like a send up in a way? You know what I mean? Like zombiever style or like, was it just like we're doing it legit as if this could or did happen? I think, I mean, I don't know. I didn't read it and

honestly didn't ask too many questions other than just going like, that sounds cool as shit. Right. But I think... I'm busy dancing. I think it was... I'm a song and dance man. Don't talk to me about other movies. And then you just twinkle toes away. Yeah. Yeah. And then I just pirouette away. People.

I feel like maybe you could... A whole movie of that? Maybe you could tag that. It could be kind of like a grindhouse and you could have an Angeline movie for 15 minutes and then you could do the bear. It could be a whole like... You could totally do that. You could do it for a whole movie. I mean, Jaws was about a fucking crazy shark. Yeah. Yeah, you could totally... What's Jaws about? A cocaine bear...

A cocaine bear could hold a whole film. 100% could hold a whole thriller. A cocaine bear? Absolutely. And then its heart could explode, right? When you think they're going to fucking... If you film it how it... Wait. Cinematically, if you film a cocaine bear how it really is... Wait. You got a movie on your hands. How it really is.

hold on we've all seen the revenant you can't you can't have the bear in it the whole it's one scene have you seen the edge if the bear is fucking hunting you and it's like going crazy around you and it's like where is it and then you have intrapersonal dynamics that you have to solve as well yes exactly there's other people besides maybe the guy has a cocaine addiction there we go now that's a great like direct line blake

Fantastic direct line right there. The bear needs our help. Maybe the guy starts to see a lot of the bear in himself. Right. And he was the bear the whole time. He did all the cocaine, thought he was a bear, started killing his friends. Different approach. And you represent him as a bear, but at the end you reveal that he was the bear. There you go. You know, like that's a take and that's a take. Get at me. And that is a take. You know what I mean? And that's a take. And I like it because you went all the way through. You know, it was a good job. Yeah.

Well, it's like... I'm pissed now. There's other characters besides the bear, Blake. Blake is only thinking of this bear. Obviously, the bear is not the star. He's relating everything to bear and cocaine. He takes the title and he tries to fill an entire movie with a title.

He's like, okay. The bear is the monster. I'm sorry, Mr. Cocaine Hippos over here. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm just reading what Todd wrote. That was the story of three friends that were going to Medellin, okay? And then the hippos came in in the third act, okay? Intense.

Okay, but look what Todd put in the chat. It says it's a thriller inspired by a 1985 true story of a drug runner's plane crash, missing cocaine, and a burly black bear that ate it. A black bear? Those are bitches. Yeah, those are little. That's not a grizzly. But that plane crash is probably like two people in the woods with a bear? I don't know. That's the first question I have. How many people? What's the dynamic that's going to carry the story? It's a drug run. You're not going...

12 people deep on a drug. Well, it depends. What's the dynamic that's going to carry this story? There's the pilot. There's a pilot who's like, I can't believe I'm here. I did this because I got a pregnant wife at home. Right. Is it a group of college friends? The addict, like you're saying, is it a group of college friends? And they're like, Hey, you know, it'd be crazy right now. Let's go on a drug run. And all of them are like, fuck it. Let's leave the door. Grab some cliff bars. You might get hungry.

And then they go on this drug run. Right. One of them has minimal survival skills and they lean on that person heavy in the second act. Yeah. It's a Boy Scout. There's only one guy who's got survival skills and he's the psycho. Yeah. He like bites into a live fish and they're like, whoa. There's only one guy in the movie and he's the bear. Admittedly, when Elizabeth called me about the bumper show –

The article on Deadline was just released about Cocaine Bear, so I just read it literally earlier that morning. And then she calls me out of the blue, and I'm like, oh, she's probably asking me to be in this Cocaine Bear movie, and this sounds fucking awesome. And then she was like...

I want you to put on your dancing shoes again and come back as bumper. And I was like, I admittedly, I was like, fuck it. I was like, I kind of wanted to do the bear movie. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I was like, can I do both? Two for one. I just read about the bear movie though. I just read about the cocaine bear movie though. The title and just the premise is great. I just, am I the addict that, that the bear would like to be? I don't know anything about the story, but I just want to know, am I the addict or am I the bear?

Am I the cocaine? Am I the cocaine in this story? Is he going to snort me? Snort me up, baby.

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We need our creature feature, baby. That's what we need. I want to do one so bad. I've read a few of them over the past, like, three, four years, and I'm just like, this is such a fun fucking... Guys, spoiler, I'm writing one right now. I'm not going to tell you what it is. What? Oh. I'm not going to tell you. What? What?

Come on. It's under wraps. What? Fuck you, asshole. Yeah. Fuck you, asshole. Come on. But I'm looking at the whiteboard right now. It's got a creature feature. Ooh. We're excited for that. I've read one really good one. I've read one really good one. Get ready to read it too. Look at these guys. All right. I'm ready to read it. I'm ready to read this. It's called Heroin Possum. Oh, damn. Oh, damn.

They're going wild. You find a bunch of heroin just sleeps on your face and you suffocate. Whoa, that's fucked up, dude. That's fucked up. Yeah. Damn. I got this really sick one, Ecstasy Flamingo. It's kind of sick. It takes place at Coachella. It's fire, dude. You're going to love it. Yeah, bro. DMT Walrus. You got to check that one out. It sticks its whole head and neck up your butthole. No, that's been done, dude. That's been done. DMT Walrus.

Oh, Tusk. Hello, Tusk. Aronofsky. I think Aronofsky did that. Methamphetamine owl. Oh, meth owl. Oh, now. Oh, yeah. Crack owl. Here we go. He's back on his owls. I will fuck your girl. I will fuck your girl. For crack. The trailer is, it's not what to worry about. It's who to worry about. Damn.

No points. Hey, hold on. I haven't even given out any points yet. Where the hell is it? Yes, points. And then the trailer is, who are you? Yeah, for sure it is. Who, who?

Yes, points! Okay, I like this, guys. Pixar's going to do that in the next 100 years. Pixar is going to do that. Methamphetamine owl? In the next century, they're doing that. You're taking the over-under on 100 years? Yeah, I'm saying Pixar's going to do that in 100 at least. That's a safe bet. You think it's going to take them 150?

Just 101. Before 100? I don't know. I see New Line making that movie before Pixar. Shout out New Line. Big shout out New Line. Ninja Turtles, bro. That's all I think about. I mean, the New Line moniker, title card in the 80s and 90s was like, this is about to be a good movie. Yeah!

Do we feel that way about anything anymore? Remember when you would see Castle Rock, New Line, or Dimension? You were like, this is about to be off the chain. Who has the best title card now? I guess maybe A24. You see that and you're like, oh, this is going to be some weird, cool shit. It's going to resonate. Did you guys see the Everything Everywhere All at Once? Did you guys see that movie? No, no.

I haven't yet. Oh, you guys. No spoilers. I lived it. Go check that shit out. I'm not going to. See the what? Everything Everywhere All At Once. I don't even know what this is. That's the correct time. Everything Everywhere All At Once. It's a movie by the Daniels. They made that movie Swiss Army Man with Paul Dano and Daniel Radcliffe, and he's like the farting corpse. Oh, that's right. You remember that shit? Yeah. Visually stunning. Yeah.

Yeah. Strange. Farting corpse. I remember you guys talking about it. I didn't see it. Admittedly, I'll use an Adam word. Admittedly. Yeah, admittedly. And admittedly, I didn't finish Swiss Army Man. Allegedly. What? But I didn't really dig it. It was too...

I didn't even get there. I know. I was just kind of like, I don't know what I'm doing. Too many farts? Were you jealous? I don't know. But this movie that I just watched everywhere all at once is fucking fantastic. You should go see it in the theater. That's what I keep hearing. You should go see it in the theater. People are saying it's like the best movie in the theater. Oh, fuck. I don't want to get COVID.

You just sit with a mask on. Go to the... I mean, you can watch at home too, but go do it. Dude, you're not going to get COVID, dude. It's done. COVID's over. Oh, wait. What's it on at home? HBO Max? What are we talking? I don't think it's out yet. No, it's not. I think you have to buy it at home. Oh, I thought you just said you could watch it at home. You have to buy it at home. You have to buy it. I think it's still $20 VOD and then ticket.

I want to see it in the theater. I saw the Batman in the theater, and I think it was 20 times better than if I had just watched it on my couch with my phone. Absolutely. You got to go back to the theater. Yeah, the theater is fucking... Nicole Kidman says, you got to get back to the theater. To the theater. But yeah, definitely go check it out, bro. It's wild. Did you guys see Kevin's movie? I haven't seen it yet. Oh, yeah. What is it called? The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. Weight of Massive Talent.

Yeah. Yeah. Nick Cage. We covered it a little bit here. It's funny. It's good. I really want to see it. Kevin Enten, flowers to him, showrunner of Workaholics, the homie. Always. He wrote a very funny movie starring Nick Cage, The Massive Weight of Incredible Talent, I think. The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. Unbearable Weight? Yeah. Hey, man.

I don't know if he wrote the title because it's word. They just call it Massive Talent now. I mean, yeah, listen to those two titles, Everything Everywhere All at Once and The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. That's insane. Right. Well, it's because all the one-word titles have been taken, so now you have to... Every one word has already been a movie. Yeah.

Yeah. Every word. Hippo. I love it. I think it's cool. It's just wild that it's like four words, but it's, it's memorable ish. You're like, what's that thing? I liked it in our movie where we had a comma and an exclamation point and game over, man. Like that's, that's my favorite shit. But how many people have ever met that say game over man? They all say game over. Uh,

No, they don't. They never say man. People always say man. No, they don't. Okay. Fuck them. So wait, I just did a screening of The Outlaws, the movie that I did. Yeah. And so on the little, what movies does this remind you of? And then they fill in other movies. A lot of people wrote Game Over. Literally zero people wrote Game Over, comma, man. Not one. Right, right.

Give me a hell yeah. That's great. All right. I asked somebody, I was like, I was like, is this another movie? And they're like, no, that's game over, man. And I'm like, I mean, they just didn't 20, 20 hindsight. Like we totally could have pulled. I'm looking at the fucking poster right now. We totally could have pulled that trigger. Yeah.

Yeah. But it was an homage. We gave an homage. Bill Paxton. Yeah. Bill Paxton. Of course. That's why we did it. I know. I know. I get it. I get it. And I wouldn't change it. Wait, do you? Yeah. You know where it's from, right? Did you know that's why we called it that? I just think it's funny that nobody says it. It actually kind of upsets me a little bit. The title of the movie is Game Over Man. I'm pissed now. It kind of does. It's like just...

I correct everybody. Yeah. There's a comma and exclamation point. I act like I don't know what they're talking about until I go, are you talking about Game Over Man, you idiot? Yeah. Smart. Yeah, that's not something that you truncate. Well, why didn't you cry about it? And then my mom's like, let's talk later. Your mom's like, stop. Yeah. Stop. She's like, let go of my wrist. I go, okay.

It's man. It's man. And by the way, we couldn't do all the cool sequels like Game Over Mom and Game Over Man, Game Over Board without teeing it up in that way. We got to put some fucking tent poles in those, man. Let's figure out when we're doing those. What's crazy, we've already filmed four sequels. We're sitting on them. Netflix is holding on to them. We just need a date.

Fucking A, man. Just give us the date. That's what it is. Yeah, 2028. We're not sure what's going on with Netflix over here. Come on. Drop them. Yeah, they're ready to go. Roll it out. I'm excited for them to see Game Over Mom. Me too. We're all Jamaican, man. The steel drum soundtrack is off the Richter. Hey, honestly, steel drums. Bad!

Wait, what did you whisper about steel drums, Blake? I just love the sound of them so much. Unironically, I think steel drum might be the best instrument. Of course. It might be the best instrument. Little Jane says background. But you know what? They're like kind of expensive. A steel drum? Because I looked into it. All right. Does anybody have any take backs or lookalikes or...

No, dude. Steel drums are mad expensive. They're like a thousand bucks or something. I guarantee you they're not expensive because people are just making them out of the... Do not make that face at me. People are just making them out of the sawed-off bottoms of garbage cans. Blake, the whole point of them is that you can make it out of literal trash that's laying around. No, dude. That's the thing. They're handmade. You know how hard it is to get the proper tone of a steel drum?

man, mom. You're talking about the ones they sell to like honkies who go down there and they're like, I'd love to buy a steel drum for my wife. It's a part of your culture. And I must have it. They upcharge it. They upcharge it for that. It's a Calypso lifestyle in my home.

we keep everything really light and so how much are they just since we're i'm gonna say one thousand dollars for a steel drum maybe 500 but that's an instrument that seems like a steel to me bro no pun intended that's an instrument instruments are expensive you're spending what do you mean a guitar yeah but we're talking about exactly what you guys say it's like an oil drum just cut off it's it's like not like a huge manufacturing wait but just like you

said, you know how hard it is to get the proper tone. You just argued the exact opposite. I'm flip-flopping over here, y'all. We need to tell you now that $1,000 is okay to spend on something if it's going to last. Okay. I think I just sniffed out a take back from Blake. Oh.

Kyle, you've bought drums before. How much is a set of drums? I mean, you're going, a set of drums is like a thousand bucks. You know, if you're just going like, you're going to go pick them up. So about the same price. You know, 1200 bucks. Okay. So yeah, if you're going to go get them and you're going to pick them up,

is a thousand bucks well you can also go cheaper i mean i bought a set of drums that were dog shit 100 you can go from like 400 bucks but they're not gonna last i think a thousand to 1500 is a good price if you're like i want this for the next fucking 20 years i'm like you know

I want to play these things. Sure. I want to beat on them. I want to beat on them with some energy. I want to beat these things. But you could also spend like 10K. You could also spend like 20K, I'm sure, on some fucking special ass drums. Oh my God. And who are you, Travis Barker? Well, then you're getting into like, what's the band that had the crazy drums? Rush. Rush, yeah. Fucking Pert, baby. Who are you, Neil Pert? Yeah.

Yeah, or Tommy Lee. Come on. Remember when he used to spin around while he played? That shit was fucking cool. Was he upside down? I think he rotated. Tommy? That's what I'm saying. He would spin upside down above the crowd. Oh, yeah. Upside down. So sick. Dude, inside out. Inside out. You're going to tell these party people what it's all about? And what's cool is you know when it was not a show, he'd go and fuck. Dude, you know he was fucking on the drum set. How many quarter inches does he have?

Dude, so many quarter inches. You've seen it. You've seen the sex tape. Wouldn't mind seeing his high hat. You can see it. Oh, boy. You can see it. Wouldn't mind seeing his wife's Tom Toms. Wouldn't mind seeing his drumstick.

Drumstick. Okay. Drumstick. What else? All right. I love it. We're on take backs and compliments and dead ringers and stuff, right? Yeah, are we? Wouldn't mind licking his rim shot. What's a dead ringer, Kyle? Oh, I mind. Is that a new thing? Oh, these are new. No, you were there with the dead ringers. Yeah, it's just who you look like.

Oh, it's a dead ringer. It's who you would call that's already passed. Who would you call? A dead ringer. Oh, that's a cool movie. If you could have a phone call with a dead person. That's actually a pitch I have for a movie. It's on this phone where you can FaceTime with dead people. Nice.

Is that good? What do they look like the last time they were alive? Yeah, and you kind of like solve their murders through this phone. Like you call them and you FaceTime. Oh, it's for solving murders. Yeah. Bro, that's a solid idea. Is this a thing? Or is this something that I'm not abreast of? Because that's a solid ass idea. I just, like I've been toying with it in my brain a little bit. This is the first time I've said it out loud and I'm liking what Kyle's saying. Hang on. I feel like

I said it out loud, but okay. Excuse me. You said it out loud? Wait, Durr said it first? This is specifically a FaceTime. Hang on. Registering with the WTA. Don't you dare. Don't you dare, please. Oh, right, because Durr said it first. It's called Dead Ringer, though. It's called Dead Ringer. I also came up with the title. Well, I came up with the title, bitch.

That's true. He's worried about me and he's saying it on a podcast for upwards of millions of fans to listen to. Okay, but guys, just for a guy that just came back to the podcast, I'm treading water over here trying to keep up. Well, you guys are firing at all cylinders and admittedly I'm mate free and I just got off the honeymoon. What is Dead Ringer?

it's when someone looks like you yeah like a dead ringer i said keanu reeves i swear you were on that pod though he didn't he wasn't listening at that point it's been a while yeah it's been months or dead ringer sometimes i'll say i say like post malone or something you know what i mean or like because that happens oh sure i could see it yeah always tired right i looked like the guy who got beat up by mike tyson on the airplane right that was a big one yeah he

Water trash. You do? Yeah, Durst looks like the guy who got beat up by Tyson. Oh, yeah, he did. He totally does. Oh.

That's really good, dude. You look really good. Also, how annoying was that guy? I'm kind of stoked on Tyson. I bet that guy was so fucking annoying. Yeah, he sucked. And no charges were pressed, which is interesting because charges would be pressed. I thought that was his whole reason for doing it. Yeah, right. No, I think he was just a drunk fucking idiot. And then once he came to, he was like,

Oh, if I, I'll be the bitch out of all of my friends. Yeah. I'll be like the rich, the richest bitch out of all of his friends. Yeah. But I, but for him, it's not worth it.

It's not worth it. Wasn't he like a scamster or something? That's what I read is that he was somebody with a rap sheet. Oh, just a rap sheet. And this was the first time he decided not to scam when he walked right into like the best one. Maybe he's not a scamster. Maybe they said he's got a rap sheet, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's a scam. Is he scuzzered? He's got the rap sheet the size of my unit.

know what? It's long. It's long. Oh, boy. All right. Hey, I'd like to compliment. I'd like to give a compliment to the two gentlemen that have never missed one of these pods. Okay? Wait, Ders has missed one. What? I'm the only one. I'm the Cal Ripken. I've missed one? Yeah, you missed one of the Trojan ones. Trojan Man. Oh,

Oh, shit. That fucks. The fact that you're even counting those. Hey, that counts. I'm not counting them. That's not what I was counting. Yes, points! What are you counting? I didn't even know that those things existed. I think I did two of those. I know. I'm counting these. You did. Yeah. So? They existed, bitch. I'm saying of... I've done other podcasts without the three of you guys. Do those count? What?

Yeah, this is a weird asterisk, man. Okay, fuck. Blake, Jesus. I don't know. I wanted to compliment both you guys, and if I can't compliment both you guys, I'm not going to compliment any of you. Well, thanks, Kyle. That makes me feel really good. Good. Okay. Thanks. Wow. Hey, guys, listen in at home. They're old friends. This happens all the time. Thanks for watching.

Thanks for holding it down. Oh my God. Thank you. I guess I would just like to completely take back my take on steel drums, the pricing. It looks like it's, yeah, they're about a thousand bucks. Reasonable. Yeah. Which is a reasonable price for a good instrument, any sort of instrument.

Oh, I had, this is one thing I should just clear the air about. I did have someone slide in the DMs and tell me the fleshlight that I was referring to last week. It was Tara Patrick. Thank you to our listeners. Right? Legend, right? So many, I have a closet full of fleshlights. Wow, dude. Cool. And that was an episode. Yeah, that's another episode. Hey!

We'll save that for next episode. I do. I have a closet full of them. A whole closet? Dang, man. Yeah, dude. I like the moment moving. Yeah! Hear that? Pumpkin.

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