Ep 91: Everything Everywhere All At Waymond
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I put her stuff that she needed in my purse. So I was holding stuff for her in my purse. And we synced it up with Encino Man, and it plays perfectly. He's like sticking it up his ass again. This shit is hard as fuck, dude. Let's go! Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Popo-san!

Has it been a week? Oh, my God. Oh, man. Happy Tuesday. Good to see you guys. Happy Tuesday. Tuesday. Tuesday.

It's Tuesday, Tuesday. Gotta get down on Tuesday. Yeah. When Stone Cold said hell yeah, did the whole fucking crowd go hell yeah? I don't know. That's a great call and response. I would think so, but I just wonder what that sounded like. It had to be so energizing for the guy. Have you guys ever gone to live wrestling? Oh, yeah. I have. Yeah. I went to Beyond the Mat. Blake, we went to SummerSlam together, didn't we? Ah.

I've been to SummerSlam twice because my friend CJ Perry, who is Lana in the WWE...

Has a straight-up toy. Yeah, she was a star of the WWE. Superstar. Superstar. And, yeah, she invited us, and we got, like, we sat in the second row right behind Laird Hamilton, and who's his wife? She's famous. Like, I think she was... Gabby Reese. Gabby Reese, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, did you need to know women's beach volleyball players? Yes. She was so... They both were so tan. You know how, like, when someone...

just comes out of the sun. They're like hot to the touch and they like radiate heat. That's how they both felt just sitting behind them. It was like, save!

They were just radiating heat from years of baking in the sun. Their bodies are working overtime. It's not good. That's a defense mechanism. They're like famous Maui residents or something like that, right? Aren't they known for just being... Yeah, the super beach people. The It couple. Yeah. And now they got the Laird. Laird's got his coffee creamers. He's a coffee creamer out there.

can get it. Yes, exactly. And we all are huge fans of coffee creamer. Actually, I am. Excuse me? Do you love it? Yeah, it's a powdered coffee creamer that has more ocean-based products in it. Ew! Like plastic. Saltwater creamer.

I can't remember. Like salt and plastic. Yeah, what does that mean? Just fucking, there's kelp up in the... The cups are plastic, which you find in the ocean. Ocean-based product. What is it, like spirulina, you know? Like, you guys know spirulina? Like that kind of stuff is in it. Are you pronouncing that correctly? Absolutely, I am. Maybe spirulina, but I'm doing my dang-a-dist. Yummy!

Well, yeah, pick that up. Laird, send us some. We would love to test out some products. It's good. They got an orange bag, a yellow bag, and a brown bag. I prefer the orange bag. Bag of creamer? Time for you.

Yeah, it's powder. Look at this thing that McBride... Oh, the bug assault? Oh, did you have one of these? Dude, I've been playing with those for years. Adam has just pulled out a weapon. He has a gun in his hands for everybody listening. Thank you. I had a little bit of a bug issue here in this house. Rats, bugs. Rats, bugs. Birds. And...

I was telling McBride this. He's like, oh, I'm going to get you something. This bug assault gun is the fucking shit. It's so cool. Yeah. I never heard of it. It's also dangerous. I got it. And then my kids were like, can I see it? And I go, yeah, for sure. And they just shot each other in the eyes right away. Okay. Yeah. You can't.

My brother shot me the other day with the salt. It didn't hurt that bad. Hold on, hold on. Explain it to me, please. I've never seen this item. So you fill the top up with that's cocaine. No, that is table salt. Okay. Right there in the top. And then you just cock it. When a bug comes by, you straight up shoot it and they flop out of the air. It shoots out like a shotgun. Yes. Buck shots salt. Yeah. Yeah.

It spreads. It's like when you, cause you can get a rock salt rounds, right? Or is that just from kill bill? Uh, no, you can do that. Yeah. See, that's real. That's very real. Yeah. Wait, are you doing this in the house, Adam? So there's just salt all over your house. That's what my brother does too. My brother, I asked my brother to say, I'm like, why are you putting salt everywhere? He's like, I don't care. Then you just let the room, but do its thing, baby.

Adam, is it loaded right now? Oh, yeah. Is it loaded right now? Can you shoot yourself in the arm point blank, or will that do something? I don't know. I've never shot... I mean, it comes out very fast. It stings. You can shoot your hand. I tried to shoot my food, and there was... Oh, that's a good idea. It was point blank. I shot my food to salt my food this morning. You're the new salt bae. There was just one bite that was...

unbearably salty. Right, because it just embedded it in the meat. Yeah, it was so goddamn salty. Pizza, pizza. But you know me, I'm a fucking salt boy, so I enjoyed it. Even on my pancakes. I got it for, when we're dining outside, there's like bees sometimes, so I got it for that. I'll just be like, boys duck, duck and cover. I like that you guys don't eat outside, you dine. Durs is fancy. I like that.

That's al fresco, bro. Yeah, dude. That's right. Are you willing to shoot yourself like in the hand live? Can we see that? Are you scared? Like me? You're going to have to ask again? I don't want to watch this.

I do. I don't want to watch this. No, no, not... Bare chest. Do your hand. Bare chest. Why my hand? Why my hand? On your tongue. Do your tongue. Do your tongue. Do your tongue. Oh, yeah. No, don't do that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't do that. Don't do that. Do it in your bare chest. Don't do it on your shirt. I want you to see it. So I'm wearing a black shirt so you'll see it. Yeah, this is going to be cool. Yeah, shoot on the black. It's black with white...

Here, do you want me to turn my shirt inside out? Yes, please. No. Yes, turn it backwards. No, this is... Well, yes. Shoot your shorts, Black. I don't think it's a... Shoot your dick. Look at the body. He's definitely on gemstones right now. I know your character arc. Look at this. My boy is fit as a fiddle. I think you should leave the shirt off. Leave the shirt off. No, black is good. I want to see the impact. You look great. But you're not going to see anything. It's not going to stick. Salt doesn't stick.

Durs, you're right. It does if it's coming out super hard. Ready? Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. Oh, fuck. Oh. Look, it stings. Yeah, that stings, man. And I kind of just grazed myself. See, this is what I'm interested in is the red mark. Now there's salt on it. And let's see. We got the black shirt with the salt. Can we see the salt? Yeah, exactly. It kind of just bounced right off, but kind of not worth doing it. Science brains are fucking dead over there. Oh,

Now do your tongue. Feel free to buy yourself one of these. Bug Assault. They're not a sponsor, although I would love if they were. This is something I fully support. Murdering bugs. It's science. And also, I wish there was a sniper rifle because I would kill a cardinal this way. I'd murder a cardinal. You could try. I'm not going to revisit that one. It won't go that far. I mean, they fly away as soon as you step out of the house.

They know. Catch the Cardinals. Don't kill them. Catch them. Kyle, how are you supposed to catch a Cardinal? Yeah, good luck. How? That's the fun part. Is it? Yep. You give an altar boy. Because having them not shit on my truck is the fun part for me. Yeah. So I've been putting the... Park your truck inside. There's no inside. There's no garage. That's not the Cardinals' problem. That's yours. Pizza, pizza. So I tried to... Park it inside. They were here first.

Thank you, Blake. I tried to put the mirrors in. The mirror, I popped the mirror in. The whole mirror fell out of the mirror holster. Right. So now I have to put that back in every time. It's a whole fucking ordeal. Do you think the cardinal unscrewed it? Yeah, I broke it. I think the cardinal, well, it keeps picking at it. It's probably not good for the mirror, motherfucker. I think it knows exactly what it's doing. Is this a thing that happens to everybody else on the cast too or no?

I think it's just my location is Cardinal Heaven. I don't know why. I'm at the tip of this island. Didn't you say that this was like your grandma? Didn't you say it was like... Wasn't the cardinal related to our villa? Yeah. Well, it was my favorite... It was her favorite bird, the cardinal. And they say that a cardinal is...

dead loved one coming back to visit you. I don't know why my grandmother keeps shitting and shitting all over my truck. Well, think about it. She's a cardinal now. I bet there's something. No. Me and our Velo go real tight, dude. She would not shit all over my truck. Did you move away? It's a prank. Then why is she doing it? It's a prank. Did you move to the West Coast? No.

I did, and I brought her out and let her walk the red carpet on Pitch Perfect 2 world premiere, and she was interviewed by E! Entertainment Television. So, yeah, I paid her back. That's a beautiful moment. We need to pull that interview up because I bet it is good as hell. We absolutely do. I don't know if I ever saw it. Jason Kennedy. Jason Kennedy gave the interview. Wow. Great pull, Adam. I'm impressed. Diaries.

But dude, I had the same problem in my neighborhood. There was like a finch or something that was attacking everybody's mirrors. Bird talk, the new luggage talk. Hey, vote now if you hate pickleball talk, luggage talk, or bird talk more. Bird talk, the deciding. A finch? Go ahead. Dude, I like it. I like it. I'm all about killing these birds. I know some of us aren't about that.

About killing birds? Get out of town. But if it flies, it dies. That's my whole model. If it flies, it dies. Was that from Top Gun? No, that's a saying that I made up, I want to say. Hangman, Iceman, who said it? Who said it? Well, speaking of movies, Kyle, this is 2000 and late, like that joke we were doing last week. Oh, right, I remember that. But...

I finally went and saw Everything Everywhere All at Once. It's a bagel. It's a bagel. Have we talked about this on the podcast at all? We can't. We can't. Don't spoil. We can't. There's no spoilers here. I do want to see it. Definitely go see it. Have you seen it, Blake? I haven't. I just noticed that it is now available on my TV for $20, and I'm going to watch it. Don't spoil, but it is what it is.

Well, we have to talk about this. I'm in. Yes. Oh, yeah. Yes, we do. The main character's name is Waymond. Waymond. Yes. And...

Go ahead. Waymond is in the movie. Wow, dude. Oh, so they for sure, the Daniels are the guys that directed it, right? And they had to, they have to be workaholics fans, right? That's two. Waymond fans. I mean. Or Waymond fans specifically. They're fans of Waymond, obviously. They're fans. But they also had, uh,

Did you notice, sisters, that the car in the movie is like a- Red Volvo. Is a Volvo, yeah. It's a red. It's a maroon Volvo. It's a maroon Volvo. And it's like the cool version that I remember we were like, well, wouldn't we want the cool one? And we're like, no, they drive the shitty one. Less cool one. So is this movie like an alternate reality of Diane, Wayman's wife from Workaholics? Yes. I got to watch it. Dude, it could- I got to watch it.

It is weird that Diane's not in it. I will say that. I felt... Also, there's a big office setting. The whole thing's in an office, so it's got a cubicle vibe, which is... Okay. There are very workaholics-esque go-there set piece joke things. I like this take. I like this take. I love it. Let's reach out to the Daniels. Let's have them be the second guest on the podcast. That'd be cool. Or the third

It's a good movie. It's fucking cool. It's heavy. Yeah, I heard it was really cool. I want to see it. What is that other movie? I think it's an Indian movie. RRR. RRR that people are freaking out about. That I don't even know how to watch that movie. Where is it? But people are like... Did you just say it's an Indian movie? What did you just say? An Indie movie? What did you just say? Indian? Uh-oh. I think it's from India. Oh, I thought you were going to say Indie because we were coming... And I was like...

No, I think it's a little bit of both. No, I think it's like a Bollywood smash hit, baby. RRR. Yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah, people are claiming it's a little bit of everything. I really want to see that. But I was working on a set of a movie that I can't quite disclose yet. Blake can't talk about anything that he's doing. No spoilers. Welcome to my world. I'm looking around at the... I'm not going to fire you. You already shot the thing.

Thanks. No, I don't want to get in trouble, dude. The Rock will get me. No, The Rock's not in trouble. Oh! Come on now. I was looking around at the extras in the crowd and none other than

Wayman Lee was out there, dude. Yes, dude. So I got to chum it up with Wayman. It was so good to see him. We FaceTimed Diane. He was so pleasant. He was so stoked to see me. He was just asking about our movie. He was definitely like, dude, it was just so nice. He's like, dude, we're family.

We're a family. We are. That's it. It wasn't a show. We're a family. It is crazy coming up with everyone on Workaholics. It's no matter what in our career, the longer we go –

those people are the people that you look back at. The harder we fall. I feel like I could be on another show for like 10 years and it still wouldn't mean quite the same as Workaholics. And you run into crew members and that kind of stuff on other productions and you're like, holy shit, what is going down? Yeah, man. It is so cool. I think that was like the one thing while we were doing the show because it was our first show that didn't quite register until it was over that like,

You really do. And maybe it's one of the hardest things about Hollywood is like the longer you're on a project, the more you like forge bonds with everybody who's a part of the show. And when it ends, you never know when you're going to see him again. Hopefully your paths will cross again. And it does happen. But like just the day to day. Well, I go dancing on Thursdays with Bango. Yeah. I would love that. Bango, our A camera assist. A camera assist. Well, yeah. I mean, it's true. It's like it is –

Because you do form some friendships that will transcend just going to work. Yes. Like Mike Lovano's who was our – Yes, he came to your bachelor party. Yeah, he's in the crew for life. But there's some people, they're work friends and you love them. And then when a project wraps, you're like, I'm going to see them for all the time. And then you don't see them for like five years and you'll just run into them at like the Ralph's grocery store. And you're like, holy shit.

Right. Yeah. Do you love him? Dude, I swear I saw... So we had a really good head of costume department, Jerry... What was his last name? Jaeger? Jaeger. Jaeger. Sick, bro. I'll take a Jaeger for that, brother. Okay, we'll wait. Go ahead, we'll wait. I...

There's one around here somewhere. I think I saw him at the mall, but it was still a mask time, so I didn't say what's up. But he's got that walk. I know. He's got that Jerry strut. That's Jerry, dude. Yeah, you know him. He was at a damn Macy's in Burbank, and I'm like, that's Jerry. I know I should come. Jerry's got one of those walks where he's leaned backwards, and his feet are far ahead of him. Dude, I know Jerry. It's like a song. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

Jerry was just an amazing dude. It is like that. Yeah. So you're saying he was kind of like the stand-up bass if you were to play him? That's how I think of the lean back walk. Yeah, stand-up bass. This might be a little bit of a departure, but did you guys ever listen to the Peter and the Wolf orchestra when you guys were young? 1,000%. Off the chain. Yeah. Wait. Oh, my God, dude. What? Okay. I don't know what you're talking about. What is this? What is this?

I have it on vinyl, dude. I have it on vinyl right back there. Kyle, do you have this memory with me? Maybe it was elementary school. We went to the Concord Pavilion and watched a live orchestra play the Peter and the Wolf thing. Yes. So Adam, basically what this is, and you can look it up on iTunes, like Apple Music or whatever, is it's this whole orchestra where each character or animal is represented by a

instrument. So like the cat is like a flute and like the wolf is like and they each have their own theme song. You would know it from like a Christmas story when the bully kid shows up they play the wolf music. They do. Yeah. It's iconic. And the hunter's just like brr.

Right. Oh, sure. I know that noise. I just didn't know that it was from Peter and the Wolf and people like listen to the soundtrack of Peter and the Wolf. So, okay. Yeah, I've got like really high. Me and Sam were doing a puzzle. And we synced it up with Encino Man. And it plays perfectly.

I threw on that... I threw on that Peter and the Wolf orchestra, and I was just like, this shit is hard as fuck, dude. Each character, it's just sick, dude. Classical music's kind of fucking sick, bro. Yeah, no, go off, go off, King. Please.

Isn't there a version where there's a spoken word, though? So this is your luggage talk, essentially. What'd you say, Durs? Isn't there a version where there's someone telling a story? Because I feel like David Bowie is on a version of something. Oh, I know at the very beginning, they give you the rundown. They're like, we're going to hear the instruments. This is what represents this. And then it goes...

Right. But then you're supposed to imagine it. I don't know. Then you imagine, maybe there is a bit of a narration through this. I have a little bit of a memory at the Concord Pavilion that they did like a hybrid mashup or something. There was somebody. Yeah, I think it was Linkin Park Jay-Z. Oh my God. Allegedly. Allegedly.

It might have been the first rap rock. Okay, the cat is the flute, but the goose is none other than Jay-Z. Come on out. Jay-Z. Oh.

Yeah.

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Are you guys, I know Blake and Kyle and myself are the same graduating class year of 02. 02! Yes, sir. Are you guys going to your 20-year high school reunion? Because mine is coming up in a few weeks.

Oh, dude, I don't know the info on ours. I haven't seen an invite to that, but I would pull up no problem. I bet someone... You're going to be... Check the inboxes, because I bet it's coming within... Usually they do them in August. And we are doing ours the second week of August. We're going to do my dad's one year celebrating not having cancer party in the Ozarks. Yes. And then...

that next week I'm going to drive up to Omaha and do my 20 year high school reunion which is going to be so weird. Yeah. That shit's important. It's going to be dope. It's going to be fun. I haven't been to one. Adam are you on the committee? Yeah I was. So technically I was. It sounds like you're like we sent these out. Well I was supposed to be the one technically like my role was like like the PR representative so like

my whole job was to plan parties and talk on the intercom so that, and like do the pep rallies in high school. Yeah. And so you are tasked with that later. And so my job was to do the 10 year and do the 20 year, but any great leader knows delegating responsibility is like a big part of it. Right. So that's, that's what I did in the 10 year. And that's, that's what I'm doing now. But, uh,

But yeah, I'm like a little... 20 years is kind of a weird one. It's so fucking long. It's a long time. Yours is a little exceptional. I mean, there's literally like an Adam Devine Day in Nebraska. Like, it's definitely... Yeah, they're helping me out. Yeah, for sure. You better...

You're going to have to really bring it, dude. You're kind of like almost the face of the city, brother. This dance? It has to happen. People are waiting for it. Yeah, you're going to have to Jai Ho, baby. Yeah, you know that dance is coming out. The tornado. Yeah.

Where it's just like I'm kind of jerking off two giant men. That's sort of my dance. Very short man. Short king. Or just kind of sneak in and hang out in the corner with your really down like bros. I hope so. I'm trying to get all my like really close homies are like, no, I'm not going. And I'm like, dude, don't.

But they still live there, right? I hella get that, by the way. No. All my really close friends moved away. I hella get not going. Yeah, or like into the deep forest. Kyle, nobody cares, bro. I don't know why I would go.

Right? Yeah. To see people you haven't seen in years. There's a handful of people that I would for sure would like to see, but when I go back to Omaha, they're not on my list of five people that I call. Right. I mean, maybe to experience the time warp. That's why you go, right? Just to be like, whoa, what the fuck is going on? Yes. It's kind of to see like, oh, how bald is everybody else?

A lot of people are like, take acid before you go or something so that shit makes fucking sense. For the first time? Yeah. Everything's a drug trip. Something's gotta happen. I guess the second time. I took it on accident once. Something's gotta happen. You gotta do something like that. Here's my thing. I haven't tapped in with Facebook in over like, I don't know, it must be like five to seven years. So I have completely lost touch with anybody

anybody from high school. I've been running your page. Don't worry, it's up. Yeah, how's it going? It's really good. Thanks for the birthday wishes. I think you guys know this, but my mom runs my Facebook fan page account where she will talk to people from my past as if they're me, and then will hit me up and be like, Keegan Naderdeppy says hi. And I'm like, what? Oh, boy. Yeah, and then she'll just talk. She also says the one time she...

Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. She'll just like have conversations with people from my past as if she's me. And then she'll post weird things like on 420, she wrote like, happy 420, happy holidays. And I'm like, mom, what are you doing? Why?

She knows what she's doing. But she posted like three days late. It was like after the fact. 423? She doesn't know what she's doing. 423, throw the 420 up. Sorry. I'm sorry, mama. That's how high I was on 420. I was so high. But yeah, no, Facebook, I feel like really killed the high school reunions because you're able to stay in touch if you want to. You can stay in touch with people so easily. Right. When's the last time you guys have been on Facebook at all?

I go on to check my folks because, yeah, my folks run a page. They're RVing right now, and so they keep everybody up to date that way. Why don't they get an Instagram? What are they doing? Most of their friends are on Facebook. Well, because all their friends. It's easier. That's right. My parents also are on Facebook and aren't really on Instagram because none of their friends are on Instagram.

So it makes my mom bummed because she's a little Facebook queen that when she posts on Instagram, it gets like three likes. But then on Facebook, she gets like 150 likes. There's like 40 comments. She's like in the mix. I go once a year and apologize to everybody who's written me an email being like, I just watched so-and-so or whatever. And you're like, I never come on here. Thanks. Hope you're good. That's got to be a rough couple days fielding all those things.

I'm so sorry. Yeah, it's like, dude, homie died, bro. I don't even respond to anything on Facebook. I'm truly, I just go on and look at my parents. And my dad posts every day, like, a sunrise. And just look at my parents. Call them, dude. Just call them. My dad posts every day, like, very funny, like,

photos of sunrises and then he tells you the weather. That shit's important. He does it on Instagram. Yeah, he's on IG with that. But sporadically. I love that. Oh, so he's like super into it on Facebook? Every day on Facebook he posts a damn sunset. Damn, that is so wild. But what's crazy is people can post...

onto your timeline or whatever right i don't know facebook sucks facebook fucking sucks i remember going on and being like who what are all these things on my timeline that other people posted they had to like you know flip a switch to to stop that but yeah that's why i dipped facebook got so bad it was just like it's just complicated well yeah for sure so how are our parents navigating the most complicated of the social media very strange don't get it uh

Yeah, I don't know. I don't think it's that tricky. But it is. There's so many little... Yeah, Adam, it is. Okay. Hey, man. I couldn't even figure out how to plug my microphone into my computer before we got on. So I'm not the one to say something isn't complicated. You need to. I find Facebook fairly easy. They're just trying to do too much.

Instagram's like you post a picture or a video. And then even when they came with stories, I was like, I'm never going to do this. And then because we do this every week, I'm like, all right, I'm going to promote so that my timeline isn't just like our faces constantly. I'm like, that's when we do stories. Now I'm hooked. Now I'm hooked. Yeah, right? It's kind of fun.

Are you guys deep in the metaverse? I haven't been on in a minute. I got to get back in the metaverse. What do you mean by that? On the Oculus? The Oculus on the Quest. Oh, no. You haven't J-O'd? I can't get on anymore. What? I was watching basketball. I'm like, I'm going to break out my Oculus and try and figure it out. And then it was like, you got to log in with Facebook. And now I can't. Oh, because it's all meta. Go away. Damn it.

Are you on it? Is yours working? The last time I tried it, but it was like when I was shooting that movie in Atlanta. So it's been a while now. So it's been like over six or seven months. I got to like update the software or some shit. I don't know. Yeah. That's the, that shit gets so annoying. It is. It is so fucking cool. It is.

it really is really, really cool. Like what they're doing. And during the NBA finals, they were showing so many like Oculus commercials. It got me juice to get back on the, the Oculus. Yeah. That's what got me to watch sports. Is that what you could like sit courtside, uh, at games? I would, I think that could be kind of fucking dope. I still have never figured out how to do it. You could go to, uh,

like comedy clubs and like watch acts and then other people will be there. Uh, and you can like talk to other people that are watching like this one guy I was standing next to. And yeah, no, this guy and, uh, it's just haters. If you can heckle, if you can heckle the comedian through Oculus, that'd be fucking wild. Well, the comedian, I don't think, I think it, they're prerecorded, but you're just there watching and you're watching with other people. And I'm talking to this guy and, uh, he was like, Oh,

oh shit, this guy's funny. Oh yeah. And I was like, I was like, oh yeah. Who else do you like? And he's like, listen, all the comics he likes. And they're like all people I know. And I'm like, oh, that's cool. I'm like, I'm like, what do you think of Adam Devine? And you're like, nah, he goes, ah, he's all right. And I'm like, okay.

I got a dip. You were there. You didn't sell yourself real quick? He's working on some new stuff. He's working on new stuff. Yeah, give him a shot, dude. He's a really good actor. He's cool, man. Just check him out, man. He's doing his movie thing right now. Yeah. You have another?

Adam, when's the last time you did stand-up? Dude, forever. You retired? Do you want to announce your retirement? I haven't. No, literally the last show I did was my special in Omaha. Yeah, like over three years ago. I was there, brother. It was a great show. What was that, like 18? Are you itching? Yeah, at the end of 18. Right? So almost four years ago.

Yeah, it was crazy. I was like planning on taking a year off just to be like, because I was going pretty hard there for a while doing a lot of tours and stuff. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to take a year off. And then the pandemic hit. And then, you know. And then stand-up got really not fun. Yeah. You just might get tackled or stabbed. Yeah, for sure. Because all of my comedy is transphobic, obviously. So it's like, how can I even perform? Yeah.

Adam did personally just in my living room do an hour long specifically slamming the trans community and I was like this is I stand with Chappelle yeah and I told you I said this is gold I just wouldn't do it it's actually too funny it's too funny you can't perform it anymore right

Right. But no, I think I would love to when I, when I have time, I've just been, you know, if you're done, maybe one, maybe one of us should start getting up there, you know? I would love, Hey, it's not, we could all do it. It's not like one of us. No, no, I think just one of us. It's too,

It's one of us and it's Kyle. I tell you what, the next tour I want to go on isn't a stand-up tour. It's a this is important tour. That shit's important. Yes. That shit's important. Let's do that next summer. Let's put that shit on the books next summer, bro. A stage big enough for a pickleball court? Yes.

Yes. We have a luggage set up. We can contact Toomey, and maybe they want to sell luggage in the lobby as people are walking in. Brought to you by Toomey. I love it. Samsonite. Pickleball challengers in the crowd. That's what I want. Who wants to challenge?

The luggage company away would for sure be like, we're on board. You guys are selling this tour so well. There's a live pickleball and we're selling luggage. But it's special. This is important luggage. And we're only serving, there's no food, only salads. Goodbye. With beans. There's like a photo booth with like cardinals that get a shit on you and you're like...

Goodbye. Dude, this would be the sickest little fest, bro. TII Fest. It's an important festival. Oh my god! Yeah.

Thank you, John! This festival is important. Dude, I like that you're planning a whole festival. Are there other acts? No, but there's all these... Well, you're talking about all these things that you could do. It feels like a carnival, I guess. Well, that's just like when people are buying beer in the lobby, you know? We're doing medium-sized theaters, 2,000 people. Okay, well, we're going to be doing all four of us as the headliner, but then all of us are doing stand-up. We're doing our own stand-up beforehand.

Oh, shit. Tight five. Okay. Yep. Tight two. Yeah. Two minutes each. It's a bagel. Tight two jokes. Yep. A little meet and greet. I don't know. That could be cool. A little outdoor. A little outdoor fest. Ooh. Outdoor. Yeah. Or indoor. It's all good, too. We got Lovano's cooking meats on the side, bringing us meats while we chat. We got my stepfather's beef jerky we're selling at a stand. Absolutely.

Love it. What else? Arugula, you know what I mean? I'll have some fresh arugula. We already said that, though. By the way, we dropped the ball. What? Because there is a Raising Cane's that opened in Burbank, California. I saw this. That is just a fucking...

madhouse. It's a mega hit. Has shut down the streets of Burbank. Can we say that I was 2000 and early? You guys know who opened it, right? Who did? This SNL writer. Who did? An SNL writer opened it. No. They stole the idea from us.

I was 2000 early to wanting to get on the Cane's train and be a franchisee owner. Yeah, dude. You should have followed your gut. You really should have. Where is it? Olive in Burbank? Yeah. Dude, yes. They got a nice little thing happening right now. This is where the original Workaholics offices were, were on Olive in Burbank. That was our first...

where we posted up, and they opened a Cane's about two blocks down. And the line has been... There's a police presence. I know. I saw the security. They're not going to do anything? Did you film it, Blake? Or was that like a viral video? No, it's been on the news. It's been on the news. So Blake sent that to us, and he was like, this isn't like to get on the freeway or something or just traffic. This is just to get in the Cane's. It reminds me of the In-N-Out line on...

What, Sunset? Yes. That you're just like, Jesus Christ. Ventura's got a big one always. Yeah. Dude. Even that, because there's a Chick-fil-A like up the block on Olive and that goes off. Dude, fuck Chick-fil-A. Yep. But Cane's is just not.

all the way baby kind of ruined the entire city of Burbank is kind of sucks dude it's like really fucks up oh it ruined the whole city of Burbank okay wow I thought there was like a party or something when I drove by tell someone that's eating the crinkle fries that it ruined the city of Burbank fuck it

Dude, it is so good. I'm just jealous because I can't even get close to a little chicken meal. I'm pissed, dude. Remember when you came and visited me when I was shooting Pitch Perfect and me and you went down and just smashed some Raisin Cane's? Smashed in Baton Rouge, baby. Shout out to Baton Rouge. You know, Baton Rouge is where the first Raisin Cane's was. Toasty! No, it's the OG spot. Wait, this is a raisin restaurant? Yeah.

What is this? Oh, my God. Okay. Very good. I love that. Yes, points. So, wait. If you're in Baton Rouge, where I imagine is like... Yes, points. Sorry. Go ahead. Maybe legit local restaurants that make this kind of thing, and you're hitting a Raising Cane's. Like, is Raising Cane's better than, like... Jim Bob's Chicken Shack? It is a legit local... It's a local restaurant. Raising Cane's is from Baton Rouge.

No, I know, but like I'm saying like if you're down there, isn't like the other – like this is a chain. Well, I mean I was there for months and months, so it's not like I only ate at the Raising Cane's. But Raising Cane's is like a great late night. You're drunk. You're getting food. I get that. I get that. Is there another place that you went to that maybe we can franchise to battle? Yeah, Durz is trying to compete. He's trying to start – Oh, well, yeah. I mean Chimes is a dope local –

Baton Rouge restaurant. I like that. That's where I had a chugging contest with all the college kids. And I beat like seven or eight kids in a row chugging beers. And then they're like, oh, whatever, Kevin. Wait till Kevin gets here. Kevin looked like he was 14 years old. This kid shows up.

And he was like wearing his pajamas like he was at home, like in bed. Like they call him. And then his friends are like, you have to come down here. The guy from Workaholics is beating us all in beer chugging competitions. And then he comes down. He was so youthful looking and he weighed like 95 pounds. I'm like, I'm going to fucking destroy this kid. He swallowed the beer hole. He would just like stuck a whole fucking glass in his mouth and swallowed it. That just means there's no gag reflex. Yeah.

Okay, Derek. That's what it is. They just open it and he just throws beer at you. He'd be so good at sucking... What's that? Beer. Salami sass? What'd you say? God!

got it dude did we touch upon when I came out to visit you at the set of Pitch Perfect and we were kicking it in Baton Rouge touch upon it it was crazy it was a whirlwind like we showed up to this bar where it was crazy like you already know like when I get on one like I'm

ready to go and they were dangerous they were encouraging my bad behavior they made me to set the scene it was like a kind of a dangerous place to be I mean there's a reason I gained 25 pounds and looked like a fucking you know just a fucking bag of goo by the end of the movie depression because not depression I had too much fun funny

Fucking with you. Sorry. It was this. We had just season one just came out. And so we were very popular with like college kids. I'm shooting on the LSU campus. So I'm at a huge party school, LSU, which has a shack statue and that which has a shack. So sorry. And then season two comes out while we were there while Blake was visiting. So it was like a full on shit show. And we were just partying at like college bars. Yeah.

What was that bar? Do you remember the name of it? I mean, there's a handful of bars right there. And the place is called Tigerland. Yes. So it's like a gravel parking lot with like five or six bars around the outside of this giant parking lot. And we rolled up with like, I'm like, okay, I'm coming out here with this acapella crew. Like me and Adam will be the showstoppers. But people hung.

Super tough. And we rolled into this bar, and they were like, like, stand up on the bar. Like, here's a bottle of the Jager. You can pour shots into everybody's mouth. I'm like, I'm not, like, what is even happening? Right. Yeah, so Blake was, like, chugging, and then he threw the bottle against the wall, and it shattered everywhere. Oh, my God. No, dude, they...

They're like the bottle. So I'm, no, I'm pouring the bottle into people's mouths and it runs out. And I'm like, it ran out. It ran out. And the bartender's like, throw it into the, throw it against the wall. And I'm like, are you serious? I can do that. Oh my God.

So I just freaking launch it, shatter against the wall, having the best time of my life. Very dangerous. Then they send me up to the DJ booth. All I know is like, play Lil Boosie, play Lil Webby. All the Lils were played. All the Lils. It was insane. It was one of the best times I've had, definitely. Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Damn.

Baton Rouge at that time. Now it wouldn't be fun. Now if we went, we're too old now. We were at the perfect age. We were like, what, 26 or 27, something like that. So we're like, we're still young enough to hang at a college bar. It's not like super weird. Not even thinking about the hangover. But now we're in our late 30s. If we go to a college bar and are just wiling out, people are like, what the fuck is going on? This dad is going insane. They're like, dude, drink water, dude. You should drink some water.

Honestly, that's like when we were in the Ozarks. I keep screaming, play Taking Back Sunday, and they're like, no, we're good. What is this? I love oldies. It was madness. It was total madness.

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I remember when we were in the Ozarks, that was the closest thing I've been to like a bar bar in years. And they were giving out free waters and I was fucking pumped, dude. I was like, yo, look at all these waters. Because it was 1 million degrees out, right? Yeah, and we'd been on jets. That was like a health thing. They were like, so everyone you have to drink or else we got to close down. Did we have liquid IVs at the time? Sure.

Yeah, we did him dry. Adam did the rats loved my liquid IV. Oh, boy. Adam did the powder shot on the Ozarks pod. That's right. Damn, dude. What's up? We haven't done a liquid IV. Now we miss you, liquid IV. Yeah.

Don't worry. I got like, I want to say 10 bags behind me and that's just, I have so I'm literally drinking it right now. It's the best. Yeah. All right. The rats in my storage facility are so hydrated right now. So they, yeah, they won't have to drink water for your, for years. Powder. You don't have to drink water anymore. You just have to chug the powder. Well, if you guys are available, we are going to throw a big party, uh,

for my dad to celebrate the one year being cancer free in Lake of the Ozarks. Oh my gosh! Coming up soon. Thank you, guys! Is this for the audience? Anybody can show up? Yeah, that's what I was like. Are you talking to us? I'm talking to you guys specifically.

Anyone want to have the address go across the bottom of the screen right now? But if anyone is in Lake of the Ozarks the first week of August and sees me out and about, that's what I'm there to celebrate for. And feel free to come up and give my dad a big old bear hug and say thank you for beating cancer. Let's go!

That shit's important. That is important. Open infatuation. Then he gets COVID. He just had COVID. I think he's in the clear to be COVID free. Thank God. He got COVID and I was like, oh no, that's the last thing he needs. He just got done with all of his cancer treatments. And then he was totally fine. Didn't even have a cough or anything. Was just like, yeah, I'm fucking good. That's crazy. I'm immortal, baby. I'm like, all right, chill out. That shit's important.

That is actually crazy. That would have been really scary, but no. Just wheeling and dealing. Dennis D, baby. Did you say scary butt? Blake's so scared. I do. I'm really scared. You know. You know the drill. I'm a really scared ass. You know me. I'm a really scared. So guys, everyone listening right now, what's happening now is that we really don't know how long we've been going. Yeah. And we need help from our producers. No, I know. We've been going about 40 minutes. We've been going about 40 minutes. Okay. So you clocked when we started. Yeah.

I see the time, the clock. It's got to be close. We've got to be winding this up at some point. Let's do 10 minutes on just like

just the end of a podcast. The thing about the end of a podcast is it's so different than the beginning for me. I agree. It's harder than the beginning, honestly. It's tougher to get through. Yes. Do you love sunsets? I like the dismount. Yeah, I'm kind of more of an ending guy. Maybe that's why this pod works so much. Kyle comes in so hot up top and then Adam and I really... We heat up. I like to tickle the middle.

I like to tickle the ribs. Ders is always... Ders is the glue, baby. Ders keeps it bouncing. Yeah. I mean sticks. Sticks, not bouncing. Sticky. He's like glue. Pizza, pizza. Really good, Kyle. Good way to end it, man. I don't get it. You're actually heating up. You're hot at the end of the day. I'm coming back. I heard that you thought I don't end on a good note, and so I'm back. Hey.

And that's a sentence. I like that we were able to do one live podcast together. It felt really nice being in the same room as you guys. You guys didn't seem to like it when we started. You guys were kind of taking the piss out of it. And I was a little bit like... I was like, whatever on it.

I didn't like it as much, to be honest. Why didn't you like it as much? What made you not like it? I didn't like the setup. I didn't like the setup. There was too much shit between us. Our setup wasn't the best. I feel like if we really... If we were in town together, like a lot of these podcasts that you see, we're always out of town, so we can't physically be...

be in the same room together. So this is the best setup for this podcast. But if we were to be in the same town as each other, we would build like a stage and there'd be like two, two to two. Oh yeah. Yeah. I got it. I feel like a hot tub with the mics coming from behind.

high-dose would be good. That's what I'm talking about. And we're all just in a hot tub talking to each other. Dude, getting hella wrinkled. You know what I mean? Or a cold plunge, maybe. I don't know. I just was like... We got laptops between us. We have all these mic arms and shit. Have you guys cold plunged? I just did it... I've done it a couple times, but I've done it for a few days in a row now, and I'm like three days in a row. It's supposed to be great for your immune system. Dude, it feels so good. I'm like an old guy now, and I...

Something in my, in my neck by sleeping on the couch too hard. I was like, I like fell asleep and I was like, I was like kind of drunk and fell asleep on the couch and then woke up after 15 minutes and tried to adjust myself and then pinch something. And then it still hurts. That was like two weeks ago. Uh,

And then the cold plunge, baby. It feels so much better as soon as I get out from... Where are you plunging and how cold? Tony Cavallaro, who plays Keef on The Righteous Gemstones, has one. And then he also has an infrared sauna at his house. So we go and we go back and forth.

uh and yeah tony's on another level he's a real legend that guy yeah oh yeah he is the infrared saunas i've heard of i've heard of those do you like it i mean i've only heard it for autoimmune disorders uh no it's just for for relaxation purposes as well it doesn't need to be for like diseases but i heard it helps that though but that's dope yeah i'm sure i'm sure it does there's like a long list of stuff that it it helps but i don't know i'm i'm i'm at that age now that i'm like

I'm like, I understand. No, I was like, you know, like you'd go over to someone's house and their dad just has like a ton of massagers. He's like a foot massager and a chair with a back massager and there's all the shit. And I'm like, why the fuck does he have all this stuff? He's putting them on his dick at night. And he's got the tanga egg. Yeah. I'm at that age now where I'm like,

I like the... Yeah, gadgets and gizmos. Gadgets and things to help me feel better. Self-care. I'm into it. I mean, because my body is falling apart. The Theragun is a must. The Theragun is really dope. It definitely... You cannot put that on your dick. It would.

annihilate the testicles. You can. I thought you liked the mash it down Mondays though. Don't you like mash it down Mondays? Dude, it punched so hard. Wait, why did you go? I was talking about like back massagers. Why are you putting it on your dick? You were, but... What do you do with massagers? Because you got to try it. Because when I was a kid,

I remember the massage wands, and they were my best friend when I was a youngster. What does that mean? Please tell me more. You were one of those little weirdos. Yeah, man. Brookstone meant a whole other thing to me. Sticking that up your ass? Sharper image meant a whole other thing to me. I love that your parents were like, where's the... We're just trying to... Because I need it. Hey, why does it smell again? Honey, smell this. It's got a funk to it. Allegedly.

Yeah, I don't know. I keep cleaning it. A little bit like chlorine or something. Yeah, what is that? It's a dank, dank smell. I'm not using bleach. It's like a bleach. And also kind of a poop smell. Yeah, it sort of smells like shit. Did the dog get a hold of this? It smells like shit, right? Now, did the dog get a hold of this? Why does the massage want? I think the dog must have got a hold of this. Was the dog sitting on this?

In the backyard? Is it on the ground? Why does the vibrating massage pillow smell like poop? Blake, get down here. Get down here, Blake. Did the dog drag this through my cum? Is Blake sticking it up his ass again? Someone just cuts to the chase. God damn it, Blake.

He's the best. Dude, that's what they're for. Don't trip. That's really what they're for. I was reading one of those catalogs that comes to your house, and it has a picture of a woman with the one on her neck, and she's just enjoying the vibration. And then it says there's a quote from someone who bought it, and her name is Gina, but I'm like, Gina. Damn, Gina. I know. Damn, Gina. Works perfectly. Gina. Gina.

Wait, what was that from? 40-year-old virgin? Yeah, she kills it. Mo? She was on our show. She sure was. She came in hot. I love when we had guest stars who brought heat. They've been posting that picture of...

Dude whose name escapes me right now, but he was the junkyard owner. Oh, Mel. Oh, Mel Rodriguez. Mel. Mel Rodriguez. That fucking scene is so good. Who just brought heat and was doing all sorts of weird shit. Lightsaber. Yeah, your doo-doo push. Your doo-doo push. Yeah, just how he said it.

I mean, his line delivery was great. And he also added a ton of great stuff. Dude. Just how he said, like, whipped out the... It was from season one, and we're in the junkyard, and he catches us. Yeah, B-Rad episode. And he whips out, what is that, the Cubaton? Yeah.

And is that what it's called? Kubiton? Yeah, it's like the extending baton. Extending baton stick. And he then says, lightsaber. Yeah. How he delivered that line made me laugh so fucking hard. Yeah. I mean, fun fact, he was kind of second place to be Montez, dude. We brought him in to audition for Montez and he killed that as well. Yeah. Is that right? I don't remember that.

Mel was in the running. Would have been better. Would have gone to that wedding. I would have gone to both. What's cool is Eric is going to hit us up. Eric Griffin is going to hit us up and be like, what the fuck, man?

Fuck y'all. Don't worry about it. Wow, dude. Hey, I went to his wedding. I went there. I saw it. Yeah, can we get the update? Thank you for representing. It was great. I guess you guys, if you weren't there, then you missed it. I'm not going to go in and tell you guys what it was. It was great. It was very nice. I honestly would have liked to be there. Eric is a friend of mine, and I had to be out here.

I had to be in Charleston. It was fantastic. I would have been. I was at my own brother's wedding. Yes, and Blake chose not to go. Blake committed to go, and then he committed to going, and then decided not to. Yeah, there actually was an empty seat at the table I was at, and it said Blake Anderson. Yeah. I think it was you. That's kind of a dickhead move, Blake. Yeah, that was. That means you RSVP'd and then didn't show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'd love to get into it, but it looks like we're running out of time. Yeah.

I don't know. This is important. Wow. Friendship. I would like to give flowers to Kyle for going to our friend Eric Griffin's wedding. Uh, thank you for supporting. I would have liked to have been there. Uh,

So I just want to say thank you for being the one to wave the flag for Team MOC. Thank you, buddy. Yep. Happy to do it. Happy to do it. And did you wear your leather satchel? Yes. Yeah.

Of course. What do you mean? I saw pictures. I'm like, wow, you clean up nice. And then you just had like the leather satchel on top of wedding attire. I clean up nice. But then what? The leather satchel dirties up. This is real leather. So the leather satchel is like a murse.

It's like a purse, right? Is that from Aland? Yeah, this is from Aland Custom Leather. If you ever see me rocking this... I know, and he makes good stuff. I just didn't know if it was... It doesn't know... I don't know if it was wedding... Appropriate. Wait, I don't even understand what you're talking about right now. I...

this thing everywhere. I agree with you, Ders. But I looked good. I looked good, though. I had on the pink pants. You had a great outfit on, and then I just... Yeah, I fucking crushed. Then you were also wearing this seven-point connected man satchel. It's got two points. And it just kind of...

Two points, cool shape. Oh, so I'm five points off. Okay. Yeah. I just thought that thing was kind of nice for, I mean, I thought it was nice for dress. Like I wasn't wearing a suit or anything. But you wear it all the time. I was just wearing a button up. So I thought it fit like kind of like Indiana Jones. I was like basically rocking linens. You know what I mean? Right. Everyone.

Everyone wants Indiana Jones. And when you go to weddings, make sure you look like Indiana Jones. He was ready for anything, man. Indiana Jones with pink pants. I wonder if the bride saw you and she was like, oh, fuck, I was wearing that. God damn it. I have to take off. For sure. Because it's a wedding and that's what you wear. I have to take off my leather satchel. Honestly,

though my wife my wife didn't wear her she brought a purse that did not match her outfit because we were traveling and she had a lot of people were talking about oh you're gonna air her out like that okay wow you know what i ended up doing with my purse i put her stuff that she needed in my purse so i was holding stuff for her in my purse you had a purse on a purse

So, purse on a person, and that person was me. And I'm fucking good, and I represented the MOC, while none of you guys even bothered to show up. I would have loved to have been there. We know the story. Thank you. You got your flowers. Yes, thank you. This is what I felt like when I was getting out of the car, dude. Do you take this woman to be your bride? Weddings. Why did it have to be weddings? Here comes the bride.

Hey, Jacques! There's a bouquet up here! I had a hat on, but I took it off because I thought it was too much. Any other take-backs, apologies? Well, shoot, I'll apologize to Eric Griffin for not going to the wedding, and I called him and FaceTimed him and apologized that way as well, and I love you, bud, and you're a really great friend. And what was the reason? In the end,

It's just a lot of stuff. Some stuff I can't even say on air. Oh, wow. Blake has a lot of secrets suddenly. He can't let us know a lot of things. I'm excited to find your secret TikTok account. It's just feet. Do you want to take back or apologize? I apologize. That was an apology. To me. Okay.

I was offended. Shut the fuck up. I'd like to shout out Awan Custom Leather again. Absolutely. The guy is just a maverick with his leather work. And if you want to make something that's custom, he does it. Hence the name. This is a friend that goes way back, all the way to elementary school. He's a Concord native. He makes great stuff. I wear...

my Adam custom leather belt every day. It hasn't even shown one fucking sign of shredding, dude. It's great quality stuff. Oh my God. This guy, that's what Kyle wore to a wedding. Yes. And it is an aggressive bag. There's so many pockets. I like that Kyle was like ready to like, I mean, what?

If you wore that into a bank, security should stop you. People think it's a gun. People think it's a holster. Yeah, I see people clock it like many times. I'm like, no, no, it's just holding my iPad. We're not at all shitting on Awan Custom Leather here, Kyle. This is an aggressive leather bag that looks like a holster. If Kyle wears it on set, I get like he's a director. He has to have things nearby. His iPad mini is in there. I get it. I get it. I get it.

To a wedding, it is an absolutely hilarious thing to wear to the wedding, and I'm so happy that you did it. I'd like to give you flowers for wearing it. Well, I understand. It was very funny.

I understand. And how long have you been falconing? I understand that it was probably not the right choice for the wedding, especially when everyone else is dressed so nice. Bad dates. I also think it's very cool that Durs brought that up because I need to be checked sometimes. I do need to be checked. I need to be grounded by my homeboys and...

I feel like it's just your fashion choices. It was like when we used to take meetings and you would be like a tank top and there'd be like a hole in the tank top where your nipples were hanging out. And I'd be like, yo, Kyle, we're going to a meeting with ABC family executives. Maybe we just put something where your armpit hair isn't coming out the sides and you'd be pretty offended by that. My chest hair would come out the top. It would always be.

I'm like your armpit hair is like oozing coming out the front like you were a Nickelodeon character yeah I mean having said that no regrets with anything I've put on my body ever because I rule yeah true hey forward 2000 and early to all this shit you watch people wearing leather bags to weddings and

I remember that in the near future. All right. Cut to commercial. Cut to the end. This is the end. Anyone else take back some apologies? Dead ringers? I'm pissed now. I had a dead ringer.

Yeah, Dead Ringer, Indiana Jones. It was a trip. And shout out to the guy who played Waymond in Everywhere All At Once, whatever. Goonies. He's short round and from Goonies. And his voice is iconic. As soon as you hear him talk, you're like, holy fuck. It's short round and data. Dude's a legend. I love it. Gotta see it. Gotta see that movie.

We got a note from our producer, Data. Yes, thank you. Okay. She said stop playing the Indiana Jones music. Is. Is. Important. Kyle, take the ending. Take the ending, Kyle. Take the ending, Kyle. Come on. Do something. What up? Do something. Look for the ending. All right.

Kyle, do something cool for the ending. Listen, this has been another production of iHeartRadio, coming to you strong and in surround sound. So if you... I love it. Really good. Really good. Bye, bitch. Hear that? Pumpkin.

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